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Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

What a long strange trip it’s been stoner Virgo.  The past is a memory.  The future is a dream.  The present is an illusion in between.

If the illusion gets a little squirrely this month, be prepared to lean on your cannabis copilot to appreciate the past, and manifest positivity in the future.  This exercise will allow you to see through the illusion with your third eye sight.

Chill stoner Virgo!  This is your illusion, but it is shared with your cannabis companions.  Often frustration and disappointment are born out of your expectations.

Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on reasonable management of expectations.  It is not the responsibility of your canna-crew to meet your expectations stoner Virgo.  This simple medicated meditation with cannabis could make all the difference between a positive illusion, and a dramatic nightmare in the first Fall month.

You like puzzles don’t you stoner Virgo?  Think of September as your own jigsaw.  Use the sacred herb to climb high above the terrestrial plane to see where all the pieces fit.  This higher perspective will allow you to see how you fit together with coworkers and the canna-fam.

Remember my stoner Virgin:  You are merely a piece in the grand puzzle.

There will be challenges during the month to prove your authenticity, and ability, within the broader smoke circle.  With a keen third eye toward your own expectations, and a high minded view of your place within the grand scheme, you will pass all cosmic tests.

The Full Moon on the 20th will mark a time to withdraw and assess where you are in between appreciation and manifestation.  Cosmic winds of chaos may be causing interference with communications between the canna-crew.  Sometimes the puzzle piece just doesn’t fit stoner Virgo.  Are you forcing it?

When frustration mounts, toke time with the sacred herb to find your strategic center.  Appreciate the past.  Manifest positivity in the future.  Get through the illusion of today.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus, if this September was taking place in the latest Fall rom-rom:  Everyone would be roasting bowls.  Ready with witty one-liners and snarky comebacks.  Passing the joint while laughing at each other’s five-year-old.  Espousing inside stoner jokes that have been told a hundred times before, but that everyone still thinks are hilarious. The smoke circle would be the bestest of buds, with good vibes abounding.  We need a soundtrack for that show!

Unfortunately stoner Taurus, not everyone that you are friends with are friends with each other. But this month, you have the opportunity to play the role of great uniter. 

It is true that when tensions are highest, the peace pipe can help to ease ill-will, and help avoid conflict.  But it can also help people to let down their guard, and try to imagine the other person’s perspective.

However, there is no forcing friendship stoner Taurus. You can provide the safe setting, the sweet sensemilla, but more positive relations will only come in time once opposing parties are able to meet on common ground.  

Perhaps our great cannabis copilot will provide the connecting magic so that the whole smoke circle will be vibing on the same wavelength.

Stoner Taurus, while it is nice, and even rewarding, to play 420 match-maker.  You might think of yourself as the cannabis-companion commissioner.  But in the end, the most important relationship is the one you have with yourself.

There is a certain comfort in the familiar my powerful Bull.  Developing a routine can help maintain efficiency in your day-to-day operations and endeavors.  This month, you must break free from routine with a toking timeout to ask yourself:  What are the things that you are NOT doing?

It is noble work stoner Taurus, but don’t spend ALL of your energy trying to get others to become closer.  September offers an opportunity to become more comfortable in your own skin.

You can expect to experience a certain level of discomfort, and apprehension, as you embark into the great unknown.  Use the sacred herb as a connecting implement to yourself.

Break free from habit.  Try new strains!  Move away from your safe, familiar routine, and embark on your next endo-excursion.  It might sound counterintuitive stoner Taurus, but the further outside your comfort zone you venture, the more comfortable and confident you’ll feel when you finally make it back home.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month sets up to be a blessed period, but it won’t be devoid of tactical nuance.  So much of the universal influence  and support in September centers around effort born from creativity, married to community.  Wow, that was a mouthful.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb to tap into the creative complex of the cosmos.  A cannabis strain like Purple Haze could be the perfect tool to tap the cosmic collective consciousness.

Stoner Scorpio, the ideas and inspiration that come from this early meditative medicated smoke session will most likely focus on community.  Any adventure worth doing is better done with the canna-fam.

Ok stoner Scorpio, you have the ideas.  You have the network of nug-loving canna-buddies.  The remainder of September will be all about hard work and patience.

Early moments in the month will require tapping into the creative vibes of the universal flow.  The remainder of the month will require hard work to execute the creative mining.

Load the stash jar with a cannabis strain that supports mental focus.  Sour Diesel should do nicely.  Manifestation on our terrestrial plane requires more than meditation stoner Scorpio.  Use your cannabis copilot to support the effort, and clarity, required to execute your

creative concoctions.

My fierce Scorpion, there is one hidden element out of your control that must be discussed.  Your network of canna-buddies will be required to fulfill your cosmic creation.  However, you cannot control their level of effort or excitement in your project.

Understanding and empathy are tools required of any kind project leader.  

Once again, you can use the enlightened connection of the sacred herb to assist you in harnessing the herd.  When frustration mounts, toke a timeout with cannabis.  Reset

your mindset.  Manifest patience.  All things worth doing are best done together.  But we all have different speeds in which we operate.

Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo in many ways September will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure tale.  As you are the author of your own story, attention must be paid early in the month to manifest positivity so you don’t write a nightmarish chapter.

Seriously stoner Lion.  Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  Make sure this solo smoke session is comfortable and without distraction.  The cannabis strain does not matter as much as your solitude.  Take care of this task before the New Moon on the 6th.

You hold great power in this moment to cleanse your mental space, and manifest your future self. 

Universal influence in September also provides an opportunity to clear your financial space stoner Leo.  It is easy in our modern time to clutter our mental and physical space with all the trappings of the digital simulation.  What is a crucial delight one month, turns into a forgotten burden the next.

Use the contemplative nature of the sacred herb to align your third eye gaze with the cosmic support for financial house cleaning.  This may mean different tasks for different Lions.  

Perhaps a bowl and a budget is the best result of high minded contemplation.  Perhaps it’s time to cancel that habit, or that subscription that slowly drains your resources each month.

Perhaps you will consider your time as money, and toke a keen third eye toward that social media app clogging your pineal gland.  At least your stoner horoscope subscription is free.  Don’t cancel me during your mental house cleaning stoner Leo!

After the Full Moon on the 20th, the month may finish on a psychological note of introspection.  Allow yourself to take some me-time in the final decade of the month.  Physical exercise can always be an active conduit for solo self reflection.  

September will start with manifesting dreams with the sacred herb.  It should end with appreciative healing with your cannabis copilot.

In the end this month is all about you stoner Leo, and that is one thing that no Lion will ever deny.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Capricorn the month of September sets up to be as complex as your inner machinations.  As it is tough to pin down your stoner traits on any given day, so too will it be difficult to predict universal influence in the first Fall month.

Make sure your treasure chest of cannabis strains is loaded early in the month my mercurial Sea-Goat.  Flexibility within your practice of self medicating will be the key.  You will need versatility, and a breadth of cannabis varieties in your medicine cabinet.

Even if it is just a bud or two, make sure to have species dominant strains, hybrids, and even CBD cannabis on hand for thoughtful selection.

The situation and dosage of your sacred treasure chest selection will be up to you this month.  So long as you apply reasonable thought to each circumstance, your cannabis copilot won’t let you down.

Much of the work required by universal support this month will be internal.  Consistent meditative marijuana moments will help guide you through the maze of terrestrial adventures.

Members of the canna-fam will be going through their own trials and tribulations.  Communication within the broader smoke circle will be hampered by cosmic interference. 

Toke time with the sacred herb to look internally stoner Capricorn.  What are you in control of on this terrestrial plane?  Often frustration or anger is an outward expression of internal negativity.

Don’t dwell on others.  Instead, contemplate with cannabis from a higher perspective to see how YOU can positively impact your sphere of influence.  Worry not about that which is out of your control.

Stoner Capricorn, this month of internal assessment will have great benefits in the sphere of economics.  Toke time to burn a bowl and budget.  As you shake free the internal complexities of your stoner traits, you should also gaze with your third eye toward the clutter of your financial management.

Before you know it, you will be ripped and ready for October.  Perhaps with a better understanding of yourself, the canna-crew, and your position within the economic grind. 

Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Cancer, if there is one thing you can count on in September, it’s that plans are always subject to change. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to look ahead, just don’t stress too much when you have to alter course, or take a different route, to reach your destination.

These detours, which at first might feel like setbacks or delays, could end up being a stellar blessing in disguise as you are forced to take the longer, but more scenic route. Enjoy the ride stoner Cancer! 

Summer might be coming to a close, but your cosmic endo-excursions show no signs of slowing down.

My chronic-loving Crab, prepare yourself for increased sensitivity to the energy of others.  Both positive and negative vibrations will be felt more acutely throughout the month. You will be torn between helping those nearest you to fix the issues they face, and escaping to secluded smoke spots to enjoy your bowls by yourself, far away from everyone else’s drama.

The secret to keeping the peace during this time of potential emotional tensions will be clear communication; and of course keeping the peace pipe packed and ready to deliver the calming vapors of cannabis. 

Much of the tension that may arise will be the result of simple misunderstandings, or words taken out of context. A little time spent meditating with the sacred herb can have a big impact when it comes to preparing for tough talks. 

Pausing to puff, and find your own center, can help you avoid passing on your own negative vibrations. You want to project the image of being the ever-caring stoner Cancer, not the always-cranky Crab. So make sure you are calm and clear headed before speaking up.

But, remember stoner Cancer, it’s not your mission to point out others’ shortcomings.  There are more constructive uses of your time and energy. It isn’t always easy, but the best way to lift up others is by first being firmly grounded yourself. 

Toward the later days of the month, turn your critical gaze inward, my chronic-loving crustacean. Light one up, and truly see yourself in the mirror.  If you like what you see, then September will be a time to stay calm and toke on. But, if there are things you want to change, then Autumn will be the ideal backdrop for elevated transformation.

Aries Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aries the cosmic influence of September doesn’t lean into your strong stoner traits.  Introspective contemplation is never your desired state of mind!  However, sometimes a little support in areas unfamiliar is the key to a progressive period.

Don’t fret my bold Ram.  With the contemplative universal support present this month, deep dives with the Indica species of our sacred herb is not needed.  You are free to taste and toke your preferred Sativa hybrid cannabis strains.

At many moments this month, toke time with the sacred herb to forgive yourself.

Expectations are a powerful psychological implement.  Often your headstrong ambitious nature creates your own hurdles of monumental expectations.

Forgive yourself stoner Aries.  Deep dives with the sacred herb are not required, but you must find moments of marijuana musings to look deeper within.  Allow your cannabis copilot to expose the frustration you feel might be of your own creation.

The universe is a magical creation stoner Aries.  The support sent this month to assist you in your own internal dilemma may culminate in strengthened bonds within the smoke circle.  Once you give in to yourself, and find forgiveness, this gentle concept can be aimed toward your cannabis companions.  Often the roots of our own contentment can spread to nourish our surroundings.

Forgiveness will start with you, and then spreads to others.

We are all on this cosmic spaceship together stoner Aries.  With a little help from the planetary alignment, and the connected magic of the sacred herb, heady progress within the human experience will be assured.  And what could be better than increased confidence in yourself transitioning to increased strength in the broader smoke circle?

Remember my rambunctious Ram:  Contemplation does not require meditation.  A little bit of thought, sprinkled with a portion of forgiveness, will result in great human progress.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aquarius, you are familiar with, and likely partake in, some form of annual Spring cleaning.  How about the concept of Fall foundation building?  Are you ready?  It might sound like it’s still a long way away, but just like objects in the mirror, 2022 is much closer than it appears!

After the past few months spent on the grind: Working, playing and toking in equal measure.  You may be tempted to light up, kick back, and slow your roll as you move through September. While you have certainly earned a few celebratory bowls for all you accomplished during the simmering Summer season.  But at the risk of harshing your high, my dear stoner Aquarius, I must forewarn that there is still much to be done.

Even if you are feeling satisfied with the spiritual and financial progress you have recently achieved, now is the time to plant the seeds for the prosperity you want to manifest in the future.

In the early days of the month, it will be important to take a physical and mental inventory of everything from the levels of your stash, to your bank account balances, to recent accomplishments, and even current goals. Instead of planting yourself on the couch, resigned to hiding from the oncoming cold in the safety of your smokey oasis, find what inspires you stoner Aquarius. Find what ignites your inner spark, and motivates you to keep it growin’ and groovin’.

Just be sure to not take yourself too seriously my judicious Water-Bearer. You will definitely see a great harvest from all the effort and energy you invest into your worthwhile endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a counterbalance to your daily terrestrial discipline.  Toke time to relax with a freshly packed bowl, or a topshelf pre-roll, to recharge your cosmic spacesuit.  These marijuana moments are all that is needed to maintain your upward trajectory.

It will take effort and focus to strike a balance between imagining infinite possibilities for the future, and transferring the diligent work into fully realized results. Big dreams and high aspirations are a great start, but they don’t amount to much if you never take action to make them happen.

Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are in the captain’s chair:  YOU are the only one who is in control of your cosmic spacesuit.  YOU decide how far or how high you fly. 

No one else can force you to aim higher.  No one else can hold you down. 

So, if you decide to take a break from reaching for the stars, that is okay. Just know that when you shoot for the moon, even if you don’t make it, the view will be all the more spectacular from greater heights.