Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Taurus, Summer is finally here!  With everyone spending more time outdoors, puffing the tree amongst the trees, your fellow cannanauts are going to need a place to light up and toke a break when they need to rest. Your own smoke-filled abode could be precisely the hazy oasis needed for people to rest, reup on their energy, and prepare for the next leg of their journey.

No, stoner Taurus, this month you will not be known as the raging Bull. During this time, you will get to show those in your smoke circle a more mellow, kinder, gentler side of the bud-loving bovine. Although it’s not required, it will be a good idea to have plenty of munchies on hand. Afterall, nothing refuels a road-weary terrestrial traveler more than a little THC, and their favorite snacks!

Stoner Taurus, be forewarned:  The Full Moon on the fourteenth can be a particularly tricky day for you.  So be aware that already heightened emotions might be even more overpowering during this time. If possible, this would be a good day to break away from hotboxing with your cannabis companions for some solo medicated meditation.

Even if you are enjoying spending time talkin’ and tokin’, it is important to recharge your own mental and emotional batteries.

Don’t worry stoner Taurus, you won’t have to spend all of your own green to supply everyone who stops by with their recuperative herbal remedies. This June, your place will strictly be BYOB. That’s right, it’s Bring-Your-Own-Buds in the stoner Taurus household.

Of course, sharing is always encouraged. But, your job is to make sure you have plenty of rolling supplies, and to keep your water pipe clean.  After that it’s up to your four-twenty friendly visitors to bring their own favorite frosty nugs to pass around.  Enjoy.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Taurus, let’s look at the coming month as a powerful trip on a cannabis edible.  Trip being the key word.

In the beginning the feeling is serene.  A sense of calm and relaxation washes over you as if nothing has been taken at all, and this is your natural state of being.  Nice and pleasant.

But then the gears change.  The body biom begins to break down and consume the cannabis treat in a less familiar way.  Stable footing for the stoner Bull becomes shaken by terrestrial unease.  Unnerving and paranoid.

But you got this stoner Taurus.  You have ridden this canna-ride before.  Preparations can be made in advance for the known journey ahead.

The month of May could be gleaned the same way.  A pleasant calm feeling in the first decade will give way to turbulent cosmic waves as the month progresses.

Toke time to enjoy the beginning of May with communal smoke sessions with the canna-crew.  Recharge the spacesuit for the coming terrestrial cannanaut adventure.

Mercury retrograde is no treat.  There is no space map to the journey ahead, much like that powerful edible.  But you’ve been here before stoner Taurus.  You got this.

When communication breaks down with your stoner tribe, be fluid like water.  The more you hold your ground with the powerful weight of your stoner Bullish self, the more negative cosmic currents could sweep you away.

Use your cannabis copilot as a third eye guide.  Seek the perspective enhancing vision of the sacred herb in situations of turmoil.

Every trip is personal stoner Taurus.  However, the experienced cannanaut can escape the selfish trip trappings of broken communications to see the perspective of others.  Not easy, but the key to weathering this coming cosmic storm.  God speed stoner Bull.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Taurus April is set up to set you apart from the broader smoke circle.  But it’s your cannabis connections with your canna-buddies that will get you through.

Most of the stoner Zodiac will be getting a fresh start with the New Moon falling on a new month.  Unfortunately things get a bit more complicated for the stoner Bull.

Perhaps you can see the setup taking shape in the sphere of your business or economic life.  There are complex challenges that must be endured this month.  It is through meditations with cannabis that you might be able to see the bigger picture.  Challenges, obstacles, and perhaps failures are expected this month.  But through your third eye sight could they be interpreted as opportunities and new beginnings?

Basically stoner Taurus, others in the stoner Zodiac will be gifted a new beginning, but you will have to work for yours.

Reach out to your cannabis community.  It is within the smoke circle of fellowship that you might be able to unlock the positivity within uncomfortable dilemmas.

Seek counsel among your cannabis cohort.  The blessing this month is the communal aspect of our cannabis copilot.  All obstacles have keys that will transform them into opportunities.  You hold all the keys within your connection to cannabis stoner Taurus.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

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My bud-loving Bull, of all in the stoner Zodiac, you have the highest times ahead of you this March. Spring is upon us, and you will get to indulge in smelling and smoking the flowers more often than most other signs in your smoke circle. 

Your forecast for the month will be filled almost exclusively with good vibes, and of course the stickiest greens. This month is a toking choose-your-own-adventure story.  Whether you choose to enjoy your nugs outdoors on a nature walk, or prefer to puff puff pass the time within the four walls of your stoney sanctuary, all sessions are blessed.

But as you puff, just be sure to pay it forward stoner Taurus. Remember that there are many of your cannabis companions who will have more trouble seeing through the smoke. 

You will be in a position to be the friend with weed this season. So, when you can, toke the time to pass the dutchie to the left, and invite those who might be stumbling to join you on your cosmic carpet ride.

Just be mindful when there are unfamiliar faces joining the smoke circle. You have every reason to be proud of all the positivity you are manifesting right now stoner Taurus. But remember that not everyone will be as immediately outgoing as you.  There will be some you encounter who will be more cautious in opening up to new people. Be patient when you encounter those who are a little more shy.

Of course, you will all have something to agree upon – good ganja.  Meet them on their level, and give it time. The best way to get everyone to join the party this month is to keep the cannabis burning, the kind words flowing, and of course my bold stoner Bull, just be yourself.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Taurus, you are among those signs in the stoner Zodiac who may be disappointed that the New Year has so far failed to deliver anything that feels, well…new.

You can resign yourself to playing a supporting role in your own stoney saga, or you can take to center stage and manifest the story YOU want to see. 

Don’t let February puff puff pass you by; get out there and get your grind on my stoner Taurus!

Maybe it’s time to finally apply for the promotion at work, or perhaps it’s time to make big moves and consider a completely new career path?!

While now might be the perfect time to switch it up when it comes to work, don’t rush or take these decisions lightly. Take time to think on-it and toke on-it stoner Taurus. Before you begin your new adventure onward and upward, you will need to take a deep dive into meaningful medicated introspection.

Meditative smoke sessions will help you to pause and allow you the mental calm and clarity to reflect on where you’ve been and to look forward to where you want to go. 

Stoner Taurus, when you do finally begin your next occupational adventure, it will be a good idea to put down the pipe, or at least leave it at home until you get the groove of things at the new job.

Rest assured stoner Taurus, you will have plenty of time to figure out which of your coworkers are four-twenty friendly later, but you will want to make the most of this fresh start by showing up clear minded and showing your peers you are there, eager and ready to grind!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

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Are you ready stoner Taurus?  I hope so.  2022 gets off to a fast start!  Make sure the stash jars are loaded, and you have enough to share.  

Universal influence in January begins as the ball drops on 2021.  Be ready by the New Moon of the 2nd.  Don’t get caught without your favorite strain or your favorite piece.

There will be strong cosmic waves of positivity centered around matters close to the heart.  This should soften the hard-charging stride of the stoner Bull.  Relationships with close cannabis companions and the stoner fam will reach new highs.

So whether you stock the stash with edible shareables or stand ready to pack a bowl for two, this month will be all about connections with cannabis.

However, be forewarned stoner Taurus:  Don’t get stuck in your own head with lofty expectations.  Don’t place your high-minded ambitions on matters of the heart.  Allow your cannabis copilot to guide you within the universal flow.  Good things will come, you just have to let them happen.

As you find your inner chill with the stoner fam, also seek moderation and caution with spending in January.  I love your ability to charge straight ahead and go for the big wins, but money matters will need more thoughtful consideration.

The beautiful aspect of the celestial influence this month is the fact that your true canna-fam only care about you, not your things.  Sink deep within your support group stoner Taurus.  Toke time to share the good green with your best buds.  Everything else will take care of itself.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Taurus, we all thought 2020 was dramatic, 2021 said, “Hold my bong!”  This December will finish the year off with a bang.  But more personally for you, the final month of the year will bring great conclusions and great ambitions.

Great Conclusions:  Stoner Taurus be ready early in the month for an important task with the sacred herb.  The New Moon of the 3rd will mark a wonderful opportunity to toke cannabis and take stock in your personal journey.

Break out and grind up a deep Indica cannabis strain or an Indica dominant hybrid.  An OG cannabis strain like Northern Lights will fit the bowl perfectly.

This solo meditative smoke session should focus on appreciation and acknowledgement.  Appreciate the blessings and triumphs stoner Taurus.  Acknowledge the mistakes and lessons learned.

This meditative journey with the sacred herb early in the month should center your celestial alignment, and solidify your footing moving through the remainder of the month.

Great Ambitions:  My beautiful Bull, December is as tricky as 2021 has played out.  Planetary alignment will support forward thinking and grand ideas.  The first Winter month could be that iced sled ride down that perfect hill.  All you want to say is ‘weeeeeee’!

It could be like that stoner Taurus, and it most likely will feel like that.  However, you will need a 50,000 foot view perspective to extract the blessings from the universe this month.  So spark a bowl or fire up a joint, and stay lifted during this journey.

Use your cannabis copilot as a grand navigator.  See the landscape and the ambitious project of the day from a larger perspective.  Because the danger of December is getting caught-up in your own hubris.

The universe will be sending productive energy like lightning bolts into your psyche.  There is no stopping you stoner Taurus.  However, you can’t lose sight of where you are in the progressive path of project completion.

Toke a time out with the sacred herb to slow things down this month.  The huge momentum you are working with may have a payoff far down the terrestrial road.

Don’t lose sight of important tasks and important cannabis companions while you are hard charging ahead.  And don’t place short-term emotional expectations on the work you do today.  There will be a grand payout tomorrow.

Stoner Taurus the sacred herb will be there for you to assist in all the right ways.  Burn it and believe it.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Taurus, preparations must be made to traverse through the month of November with success and progress at heart.  There will be a confluence of events this month.  Mars, Mercury, and the Sun will all be within the sign.  It even has a funky name:  Satellitium.

The triumvirate of celestial bodies will place a strong influence on the stoner Taurus.  Cosmic influence will be focused on the canna-fam and close cannabis companions.

Burning tree with the family and hanging out with good buds, no big deal right?  Not so fast.  With this grand celestial event, the universe will be throwing some seeds and stems in the stoner Taurus’ bag of ganja goodness.

A major conflict will arise with planetary influence that will require preparation.  A large factor within the influence for November will require the stoner Taurus to be the foundation of support for their close smoke circle.  Empathetic listening, and patient understanding for those in need.

Yes, my hearty Bull.  I know you got this!  However, the universal stem thrown into the bag of swag this month will be a strong desire to debate, challenge, and argue.

So on one hand you will be required to patiently listen and give strong support to the canna-fam.  But on the other hand you will feel strong pangs to challenge your cannabis companions.

We’ve all picked seeds and stems out of bags of swag stoner Taurus.  This must be the work you put into the month of November.

Find your stoner chill my stout Bull.  Make sure to stock the stash jar with the Indica species of the sacred herb.  Use your opportunities with cannabis as a steadying guide in relation to others.  Find your medicated meditative center.  Be the strong stoner Bull that others can lean on, and share their own personal burdens.

When that nagging voice comes, the one that has a snarky point or some real facts for the misguided bud, you must squash the instinct to jump into the fray.

Find your inner chill stoner Taurus.  Use the sacred herb to rise above your communicative instincts this month.  Make a mental note, and revisit your thoughts later.  Perhaps with a little chill, and the magic of the sacred herb, you will see your points and debate in the moment were not prescient and helpful.

We could all use a little chill stoner Taurus.  But this month you need it!

When the celestial bodies eventually move into new positions in our astrological sky, all the tongue biting and stoic healing will pass.  This exercise in discipline will be a great tool for progress in future periods.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Taurus very few members of the stoner Zodiac enjoy some “me time” more than you.  Celestial influence in the second Fall month brings support for internal contemplation.  But instead of vanity, the cosmic winds will bring a more progressive and constructive internal attention.

October presents an opportunity to recognize your stellar stoner traits, and to solidify confidence in yourself moving forward.  Use the sacred herb to assist your third eye as you gaze within.  You may use the best of your skills within your terrestrial travels only after you recognize what they are.  Recognize these skills through cannabis connections.

This meditative exercise with your cannabis copilot will not be achieved with one deep solo meditative smoke session this month; instead toke time throughout October when you consume cannabis to contemplate self appreciation.  Self love.

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In times of chaos and terrestrial complexity, it is your innate internal drives that will keep you safe and secure no matter the strength of the storm.  This is one of your strengths isn’t it stoner Taurus?  Not to recognize how you got here, but to understand you have the skills to do it all again.

The result will not necessarily bring more confidence to your travels in October, but solidify your confident strut moving well into future time periods.

Maintain the consistent light toking sessions throughout the month stoner Taurus.  In the final decade of October, celestial bodies may shift.  The appreciative confidence in self that was solidified early in the month will empower you through changing times.

Avoid deep medicated smoke sessions that could result in couch lock, or becoming trapped inside your own head.  As the universal winds of influence change, insecurities may develop.

But that’s why you toked time to appreciate with the sacred herb.  Don’t forget those moments stoner Taurus.  You are loved.  You are capable.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Taurus, if this September was taking place in the latest Fall rom-rom:  Everyone would be roasting bowls.  Ready with witty one-liners and snarky comebacks.  Passing the joint while laughing at each other’s five-year-old.  Espousing inside stoner jokes that have been told a hundred times before, but that everyone still thinks are hilarious. The smoke circle would be the bestest of buds, with good vibes abounding.  We need a soundtrack for that show!

Unfortunately stoner Taurus, not everyone that you are friends with are friends with each other. But this month, you have the opportunity to play the role of great uniter.

It is true that when tensions are highest, the peace pipe can help to ease ill-will, and help avoid conflict.  But it can also help people to let down their guard, and try to imagine the other person’s perspective.

However, there is no forcing friendship stoner Taurus. You can provide the safe setting, the sweet sensemilla, but more positive relations will only come in time once opposing parties are able to meet on common ground.

Perhaps our great cannabis copilot will provide the connecting magic so that the whole smoke circle will be vibing on the same wavelength.

Stoner Taurus, while it is nice, and even rewarding, to play 420 match-maker.  You might think of yourself as the cannabis-companion commissioner.  But in the end, the most important relationship is the one you have with yourself.

There is a certain comfort in the familiar my powerful Bull.  Developing a routine can help maintain efficiency in your day-to-day operations and endeavors.  This month, you must break free from routine with a toking timeout to ask yourself:  What are the things that you are NOT doing?

It is noble work stoner Taurus, but don’t spend ALL of your energy trying to get others to become closer.  September offers an opportunity to become more comfortable in your own skin.

You can expect to experience a certain level of discomfort, and apprehension, as you embark into the great unknown.  Use the sacred herb as a connecting implement to yourself.

Break free from habit.  Try new strains!  Move away from your safe, familiar routine, and embark on your next endo-excursion.  It might sound counterintuitive stoner Taurus, but the further outside your comfort zone you venture, the more comfortable and confident you’ll feel when you finally make it back home.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Taurus August will be an emotional period.  All of the human condition will be felt on the terrestrial journey through the final Summer month.

In the first two weeks of August, lean heavy on the sacred connection provided by cannabis.  Universal influence will support digging deep into the roots of your familial bonds.  Toke time to medicate and meditate on the events and moments that brought you to this stage in your terrestrial adventure.

Join the smoke circle stoner Taurus.  Chop it up, and chat it up with your canna-fam.  Open communication will be the key to this heartfelt period.  The pressure of this weighty world has been capped recently.  Use communal smoke sessions to release the pressure.

Cannabis companions, and the broader smoke circle are ready to listen.  Sharing a story or two while sharing a blunt can be a very cathartic experience my stoner Bull.

Speaking of blowing off steam while blowing smoke clouds.  After a thoughtful beginning to August, the final two weeks will be filled with cosmic adventure.  Restlessness will give way to ambition.

But, be cautious stoner Taurus.  There are plenty of fun adventures to be found within the rules and structures of society.  Without restraint and maturity, stepping outside these rigid rules may cause costly unintended impacts.

Suck it up buttercup!  Stoner Taurus, this cute phrase does more than rhyme.  It is a call to action from within.  Toke time for mindful meditations with the sacred herb in August.  Deep medicated dives are not necessary, but numerous moments of contemplation are required.

The universe will send positive waves of resiliency your way, but you must bathe in the blessings.  It’s easy to catch the feels over slights and missed opportunities.  It’s easy to wallow about budgetary constraints leaving you on the outside looking in on what you consider to be the finer things on this terrestrial plane.

Use contemplative moments with the sacred herb to see through the frivolity of material emotions.  Use your cannabis copilot to train yourself to see beyond the trappings of envy and victimhood.  By the end of August, the stoner Bull will be ready to charge forward with ambition and confidence.  But now with emotional experience and strategy guiding their powerful gallop.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others.  Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.

Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with the smoke circle, everyone knows that they will find great ganja and good people within the walls of your stoney sanctuary.

Although most days you love, and welcome, the company of your cannabis companions, there will be times throughout July when you will need your space. Never feel guilty about packing your pipe with a solo bowl of your favorite green, and getting away from the hustle and bustle.

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Of course stoner Taurus, you don’t have to skip out on every smoke session with the canna-crew. But, be selective as to when you decide to puff with your partners in chronic, and when it would be better to spend some time in solitude:  Just you and the sacred herb.

You’re all about good living, good smoke and good vibes stoner Taurus. It is when you are feeling off your grind that you should avoid joining the smoke circle. Pass on the ganja gatherings when your spirit isn’t as high as you’d normally expect.  It will help you from being unnecessarily irritable with your cannabis companions, and keep you from passing along any negative vibrations.

But my bellicose Bull, you can develop a routine of optimism and positivity in the early days of July:  Mornings of mindful meditation will help to ease any mental tensions, and evenings spent medicating with the sacred herb can help to heal your physical ailments. 

Those stoner Taurians who find their groove early in the month can expect the ninth to bring more than just the New Moon.  As the lunar glow grows brighter through the second half of the month, the stoner Taurus will begin to see the familiar as fresh.  Replace the tried and true with something new!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Taurus the cosmos will bring a tumultuous start to the Summer season.  It’s possible no stoner star sign will feel the impact of Mercury retrograde more than the hard charging stoner Bull.  But sit back, take contemplative tokes of the marijuana smoke, and let’s puff puff plan a course of action to find progress in this less than ideal cosmic storm.

Ambition and tenacity must be tempered stoner Taurus.  Our wonderful universe is all about balance.  There are periods where the cosmic influence will feed a warm breeze congruous with your stoner traits, and then there are periods like this.  A simple solution to this cosmic conundrum will be to guide your hard charging attitude into something more internal.  Instead of outward ambitious expansion on the terrestrial plane, you could seek internal expansion within yourself, and your knowledge base.  There are two cannabis strains that could help you adjust to this cosmic change-up.  ACDC, a hybrid strain with loads of CBD and minimal THC, is perfect to relax and calm the nerves while also helping with focus on your studious internal endeavors.  Keep a secondary stash jar loaded with the old classic Northern Lights cannabis strain.  This Indica strain is known for its chill mood enhancing properties.  There will be moments when things do not go your way this month.  Perhaps in other months you might be able to charge through obstructions, but in June you will need to find your chill, take a step back, and reassess alternative methods to proceed.

Take a step back stoner Taurus.  This month may have its challenges, but it also has great opportunities.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a higher perspective.  Take a break from the hard charge of life, and toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  As you work on building your knowledge base and internal tools to take into future periods, also toke time to see yourself, and connect with your spirit guide.  Lean on your cannabis copilot to guide you through this time-out of sorts.  A lot of strategy and recalibration can come when you’ve paused the game.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Taurus of all the stoner star signs, you will have the greenest thumb this month. Whatever you touch will flourish, and everyone you encounter will leave with peace in their hearts and good buds in their pipes! Some might be skeptical of your vibrant optimism, thinking that you are just looking at the world through green-colored glasses. But you can’t help but to see the stash jar as half full. Stoner Taurus, it is precisely your natural ability to see the greatest potential in almost everything; this will inspire and elevate all those who get to call you their cannabis companion. 

Stoner Taurus, there are those who are only able to see the seed, small and seemingly insignificant. With your third-eye sight, you can envision the beautiful and bountiful garden it will become. While you are never one to be afraid to get your hands dirty, or do whatever is needed to get the job done, during this period you will make a bigger impact by focusing on the planning phases of projects. My patient Bull, let others worry about implementation while you focus on the big picture. Spend time with stimulating Sativa cannabis strains during your brainstorming sessions. Now is the time to let your imagination fly freely, and embrace all things creative. You never know when inspiration will hit you.  What begins as a half-baked idea during a smokey night with the sacred herb, may just be the spark that manifests tomorrow’s next big innovations. 

Be cautious stoner Taurus.  Some of your closest cannabis companions are heading toward a time of tumultuous celestial commotion. While you can’t prevent karma from taking its course, you can be a stoney oasis amidst the cosmic chaos.  Be the calm, cannabis-friendly center in the eye of the storm. When you see those near you are going through something heavy, sometimes the best thing you can do is to pack a bowl, light it up, and listen. As the month goes on, the smoke will clear, and your partners in chronic will be back to their vibrant and lively selves. But, until then, your bright aura will serve as a guiding light through the hazy days ahead.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Taurus you are just fine watching the other signs of the stoner Zodiac welcome Spring with a sprint toward Summer in mind. You, however, would be more than happy to spend the month meandering towards May, to take the scenic route whenever possible, and never settling on a specific timeline for arrival. While it definitely can be nice to stop to smell the bud, and smoke the flower, eventually you will have to get back to the grind.  My blissful Bull, if you wander for too long, you will reach the end of April wondering why you didn’t get more done!  You must take mindful action this month to prevent going nowhere fast.  Make a schedule for meditative sessions with the sacred herb, and make sure you stick to it. These moments of marijuana musings and self reflection will help break the monotony of the day to day, and will also help you refocus your attention on the things that really matter.

Stoner Taurus, work is not likely to be overly exciting this month. Unfortunately, as tedious as it may feel, there will still be plenty of to-dos that still must get done. But, if you do find yourself staring out the window while working, daydreaming of the great outdoors instead of focusing on the task at hand, stop imagining and get outside!  At first this might sound counterintuitive stoner Taurus, but if you’re not making progress on a project anyway, it might be more useful to just go ahead and take a break. Light one up beneath the bright Spring sun, inhale the inspiration all around you, and exhale any lingering tension.  A renewed sense of calm may also come with a reinvigorated determination and confidence to get back to taking care of business.

By the middle of the month, you will transition from just dreaming about where you want to go, to blazing trails and taking tokes in lands both near and far. Stoner Taurus, you might decide to turn off your phone, and unplug to escape the trappings of society. But, you also can’t deny that company would be nice on your terrestrial travels. Afterall, two bowls are better than one, and they are even nicer if you have someone to share them with!  

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Taurus the Spring season starts out with great expectations!  March will find you feeling even more charismatic than usual.  The universe will send waves of positivity within the sphere of the canna-fam, and your future plans. No need to stampede to any decisions though my rambunctious stoner Bull; just roll one up, breath deep, and let things be. Now is the time for planning rather than rushing.  

Stoner Taurus positive vibes abound this month! March will bring with it a sort of ease regarding your relationship with close cannabis companions. With very little effort, you should be able to ride a charming wave of kindness, and generosity. Lean into this feeling by loading the stash jar with plenty to share, and invite your smoke circle to inhale the perspective expanding blessings of the sacred herb. Ride the positive waves of the cosmos, and a perfectly packed bowl, to contemplate what it is you are truly passionate about; especially when it comes to your closest cannabis companions, and your dreams for the future. 

But, be forewarned my stoner Bull: March calls for you to put down the pipe while grinding in the work sphere. Medicated smoke sessions should be limited to after work hours only, as you may find yourself more spacey than usual. A nice balanced hybrid will bring you clarity without exacerbating the flighty feeling you may be fighting through the month of March. Communicate honestly with your corporate canna-crew, but remember not everyone shares your ideals stoner Taurus. We are all just like the sacred herb, no two strains are exactly alike, and why would we want them to be? Encourage individuality and innovation not only among your teammates, but within yourself too. That means you must approach your fellow corporate warriors with tact, and keep your horns protected. 

Remember stoner Taurus, the garden doesn’t produce fruit overnight.  We must plan and cultivate before we can harvest the rewards of our hard earned work. Simply go with the flow, and enjoy the burst of cosmically enhanced charisma emanating from within.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed to let your thoughts get a little hazy.  Let loose and be honest with those who may laugh, but will never judge. So light one up and let yourself ponder your future hopes, and highest ambitions, with the help of your best buds, and some of that sweet sensimilla. February will be a month for the stoner Taurus to communicate openly, and find balance between intellect and emotion. 

My stoner Bull, be mindful that the New Moon of the 11th may have you feeling off kilter. Don’t worry; smoke about it, then forget about it. The immediate discomfort you feel now will certainly be worth the stability you’re building toward. Innovation, not perfection, is your goal during February. You may feel inclined to keep things the same, and simply go with the flow, but this is a month of progressive thinking. When you’re off the clock, puff, puff and pass the sacred herb on a steady schedule. But, apply a clear and level headed mind in all matters of career this month. Inspiration may strike at any time; however it will take intentional effort, and precise implementation, to manifest aspirations into tangible results. 

Your relationships this month will test your usually stoic and steady nature. It can be a good thing to get a little out of your comfort zone. And it’s okay stoner Taurus if it takes some time getting used to; that just means more meditative smoke sessions are in your future. Breath deep and inhale the magic of the perspective-expanding sacred herb. The more often you open your stash jar, the more you will find yourself immersed in ever elevated and open conversation. Sit down with your cannabis companions, dig deep into your hopes and dreams, and share them with each other. Stoner bull, let the sacred herb tear down your walls, and reveal a more enlightened you.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

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If 2020 was a bag of bud, most would probably say it was schwag. Too harsh, almost unsmokable, and filled with stems and seeds. Where others might see a sack full of disappointment, you see potential stoner Taurus. Because you know that instead of smoking, you can plant those seeds. What may start out as unwanted and unfortunate beginnings, can grow and blossom into something wonderful. Be mindful that it will take more than a just-add-water effort to cultivate the bountiful harvest you desire; but you can get there if you put in the effort. All the setbacks and shortcomings of the past are now experience and wisdom you can employ to make the year ahead what you want it to be!

Stoner Taurus when it comes to the work sphere, you don’t have to start over to make a fresh start. Of course, if you’ve been contemplating switching jobs, the new year is a great time to do so. But, sometimes the simplest cure to the wear and tear of the daily grind is a change of view. Whether you find this new perspective with the help of the sacred herb, or by meditating in a peaceful spot in nature, you will be able to see the big picture more clearly from this higher vantage point. If you want to change the output, you have to change the input stoner Taurus. Embrace your creative side, and incorporate your passions into your nine to five.  You will find renewed satisfaction in a job well done. 

It’s always nice to have cannabis companions who are down to roll one up, and who are always ready to blaze new trails. But, don’t let whether or not you have company change your plans for travel in January. Even if you embark on your 2021 terrestrial journey tokin’ and trekking solo, there will be plenty of potential canna-buddies along the way. Be sure to keep your stash jars full, and your itinerary empty, especially in the first weeks of the new year. Universal influence may call you to far off lands of wonder, or keep you close to home to explore local landmarks. As long as you have your trusted travel piece, and good herb, you will be ready for whatever adventures await.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Taurus whether or not you’re ready, the new year is almost here. Sometimes the best way to prepare for where you’re going, is to look back on where you’ve been. Use the early days of the month, before the holidays are in full swing, to take a puff puff pause. Set aside specific times for meditating with the sacred herb. Whatever you might be holding onto, these moments of marijuana musings can help to clear your mind; to reflect, regroup and rediscover your bliss. By the middle of the month you will find your groove refreshed, and you’ll be ready to finish the final days of 2020 with confidence and clarity.

My stoner Bull, you’ve been grinding steadily in the work sphere, and with notable accomplishments. Your out-of-the-box ideas have caught the attention of the higher ups, and with it, the potential for advancement. If you feel like the next level is just out of reach, maybe it’s not that your abilities are too little, but that your aspirations are forever rising. Find coworkers who share the same ambitions stoner Taurus. Maybe you meet off the clock with some of your 420 friendly peers to refine half-baked ideas into a full fledged plan of action. The big projects might seem overwhelming at first; but just like a fresh bag of the good green, if you break it down into smaller parts, you and the team will burn through the to-dos in no time, and be ready to tackle the next great challenge.

‘Tis the season of sharing stoner Taurus, filled by get-togethers with seemingly endless munchies and holiday treats. A time for gathering with your canna-fam to share the permeating peace, and passing of the pipe. You can expect everyone’s spirit to be high indeed, as you all roast one up, and reflect upon another year’s passing. But, as you move through the hustle and bustle of December, don’t forget about you. We all can use some alone time my virile stoner Bull.  Just you, your favorite piece, and some good ganja. It’s always nice, lighting one up with your cannabis companions, tokin’ and talking about the good times gone by, and the hazy days ahead. But remember when things get too hectic, it’s also okay to sneak away from the group to simply enjoy a bowl for one.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

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It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges ahead; but rather, you are better equipped to handle the cosmic conundrums that come your way.  Perspective can make all the difference stoner Taurus.  Instead of letting the little things bring you down, you’ve learned to light one up, and rise above.  With a little herbal inspiration you will be able to come up with a creative way to overcome any obstacle that you encounter this month.  And, if you are viewing the path ahead from a higher vantage point, you are likely to avoid unwanted roadblocks all together.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect to play the role of the great communicator this month at work.  Your ability to take a step back from a situation, and willingness to hear the views of all parties, will be crucial in keeping the tensions between teammates low and productivity high.  Oftentime what others interpret as ill-will from their peers is simply because communications are on different frequencies.  Get everyone tuned into the same channel early in the month, and you will be able to resolve minor misunderstandings before they grow into bigger problems.  While you help the crew focus on the big picture, and are working to keep the peace, don’t neglect your own needs stoner Taurus.  It can be draining putting out all the little fires at the office, so make sure you toke time to fire up the sacred herb off clock, and recharge your own spiritual batteries.

My strong Bull, you may have heard of the Summer of love.  Well this season you are living in the Fall of friendship.  Maybe it’s the peace pipe that will get everyone talking, or maybe it will be the sheer desire to better know your cannabis cohorts.  Whatever the catalyst, you are entering a golden era for interpersonal relationships.  You and your closest partners-in-chronic are vibing on the same cosmic wavelength, and grooving to the same stellar soundtrack.  Sometimes it’s better to not overthink things stoner Taurus, just light one up, and let the music play.  There is one word of caution regarding more romantic endeavors:. If you and an extra special cannabis companion are thinking about taking things to the next level, make sure you take off any rose tinted glasses first.  Romance can cause us to see people in a flattering light.  You want to make sure you’re seeing the situation clearly before taking the next step.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Taurus the past few months you have been flying high, and moving at what seemed like warp speed.  And as a result, you’ve had almost no time to process recent events, and experiences.  This likely means you are starting off the Fall with one serious case of the feels.  But, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.  The new season brings with it the opportunity for growth and new perspective, as long as you’re willing to embrace it.

You can light one up, and let it all go stoner Taurus.  Or, you can fire up the sacred sensimilla, take a deep breath, and dive deep into what’s beneath the surface.  The first option might sound like the simple and clear choice.  But, although the second may at first seem daunting, and take longer, it will produce lasting results, and your spirits lifted higher in the long run.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect any unresolved emotions to flow over into the workplace; so it will be important early in the month to do whatever you need to get your groove back.  You don’t want to burn any bridges with your coworkers because of misplaced tension. Unsavory interactions can be easily avoided by remembering one mantra stoner Taurus:  Use your words.  Especially since the root of the issue may not be work related at all.  In order to keep the positivity flowing on the clock, you will need to make sure you are putting in work at home.  Although spending time, and sharing bowls, with the canna fam might not feel like work, those smokey conversation filled nights can lead to the insights needed to help you rediscover your center so when Monday comes you’ll be ready to grind.

At least when it comes to your closest relationships stoner Taurus, you’ll be smokin’ easy in October.  Whatever the day brings, you can breathe easy knowing that you have some good greens, and your best buds waiting for you when you get home.  Between the highs and lows, you can always count on your friends to be there; ready to light up the herb, and lighten the mood.  By the end of the month the haze will clear, and you’ll be back on cloud nine.  Then once again, you’ll be the one ready to pack a bowl for the friend who needs their spirits lifted.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Taurus Summer brought you many picture worthy memories, including the discovery of the dankest smoke spots.  You may be looking at the approaching Fall a bit wearily; nervous that the good times may not be as plentiful.  But, don’t worry, this joint is primed, loaded, and won’t run on you.  Just like Summer, the days of Autumn will be as glorious, and ganja filled, as you make them!  Put aside your fear of stagnation, pack your travel pipe, and embrace a higher perspective.  You don’t have to venture far to be adventurous stoner Taurus.  There is joy to be found in even the most minuscule of moments.  Your favorite cannabis strains, and your curiosity, are all that is required to explore the outermost reaches of the cosmos, and the innermost regions of your mind.  

Remember stoner Taurus, when it comes to work, if the team is winning, you’re winning; even if you don’t get all the credit.  You can expect tensions to rise in the office as not everyone involved in a project will always have the same vision.  Don’t fret over the little stuff stoner Taurus.  While opinions may vary, you can do your part to make sure that the work gets done.  Success will be contingent upon your efforts to stay lifted, and above the fray.   Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to maintain a higher perspective.  

Stoner Taurus, when the work week creates tense feelings of anxiety, remember to leave them at the office.  Off the clock you will have plenty of time to hit the pipe, and the reset button.  By embracing the sacred sensimilla you can raise your spirits, and elevate your outlook.  So, breathe easy stoner Taurus, a smoke filled weekend can be exactly the prescription needed to get back to the grind with a clear mind.

Stoner Taurus you may decide you want to stick to the tried and true strains, and well traversed paths this September.  But, know that if you’re ready, you have cannabis cohorts who are always down to spark one up, and blaze undiscovered trails.  It may be a weird sensation at first, but if you get outside of your comfort zone, you may fall in love with the strangeness that surrounds you.  And even if you feel like you’ve ventured too far, just remember that you’re never lost when you have plenty of fresh sticky green, and are in the company of your best buds.  

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Taurus August sets up to be a blessed month with two distinct periods of progress.  Who says you can’t have it all, and smoke it too?  It could be said you will be living that dab life in the first half of the month, and using that flower power in the second half.

First Half:  The cosmos is sending a gift of companionship in the first half of August stoner Taurus.  Get out, enjoy the company of the canna-crew!  This may seem easy enough, but it will require action.  Mind over body my stoic stoner Bull.  Action over complacency.  You may have doubts about your terrestrial excursions; these doubts are natural.  Toke time to contemplate with the sacred herb.  First forgive yourself for reluctancy.  Then push, pull, and prod yourself into the fray.  Use the sacred herb as a confident catalyst to join the smoke circle.  Once there, you will find strength in the canna-fam.  Live life out loud in the first half of August.  Love, empathy, enjoyment, and companionship are all words to focus on while you chop it up, and smoke it up, with the canna-crew.

Second Half:  Planetary influence supports a solitary existence in the second half of August stoner Taurus.  Puzzles and problems are best solved with sacred meditation and a high-minded perspective.  I cannot give a strain recommendation for this period.  You will need to create your own cannabis strain test.  During this period, focusing on the details of the puzzles and problems will be difficult.  Sativa strains may help with clarity and energy, but they could also create a crashed frizzle-fried mental state.  Indica strains may help slow the pace of the puzzles and problems to help solve them, but it could also numb the senses to key aspects of solutions.  Thus, experimentation for each unique stoner Bull is required to find the right canna-tool for the period.

Use exercise as a break in between your experimentation with the sacred herb.  If a smoke session goes awry, perhaps you can create a hot yoga cleansing within your home.  A brisk walk or run does a great job to clear the air and change the mood.  You might find these meditative exercises put you in a problem solving mindset, and the choice of strain was right all along.

August is a truly blessed month stoner Taurus.  If variety is the spice of life, you certainly will be living right!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Taurus the July period presents shape shifting schizophrenic cosmic influence.  The planetary alignment does not portend huge swings between highs and lows, but instead sudden unsettling shifts between positive and negative charges.  It’s like the most difficult section of a Motocross track:  There won’t be giant table top jumps in July, but instead one long series of whoops to contend with.

Ok, now you know what to expect stoner Taurus.  You can’t go charging down the path of July with all your momentum.  The stoner Bull must slow down and apply their power in spurts and sprints.  This cosmic circumstance presents a cannabis conundrum.  How does a stoner select a sacred strain within a shifting landscape?  First, flexibility is key.  Stock your stash box with a wide variety of stoney strains.  Load up on balanced hybrids, sticky Sativa’s, high CBD, and deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  A month of whoops can be unsettling, and create an unbalanced mental state.  However, just like a pro Motocross rider, you can feel the rhythm of the whoops and time them for success and progress.  Stick with the high CBD and balanced hybrid strains when you are unsure of terrestrial stability.  Once you find the rhythm of the ups and downs, you can try to select dominant strains to match your mood.

The herky jerky nature of the universal influence will affect the personal and business spheres in similar ways.  It may be tough to read your cannabis companions and coworkers this month.  But perhaps you should puff puff pass on reading and predicting your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  You do you stoner Taurus.  As long as you are present and accountable, you can tackle any trough in the whoops section.  And we all know the stoner Bull can certainly tackle any of the highs along the way!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

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June will require the stoner Taurus to find a softer side.  Wonderful traits like intelligence and dependability will need to take the forefront as stout stubbornness is left behind.  This may be tricky at times, but in order to get the most out of the planetary alignment this month, you must be mindful of your interactions within your smoke circle.

The blessing of the final Spring month is the progress that will come from collaboration.  When moments of stress or frustration circle your personal sphere, smoke it out, and talk it out with the canna-crew.  Advice over freshly packed bowls could dispatch an empty feeling as your bud loving buddies fill your bucket with sound advice.

There is a great side effect to this prescription of collaborative listening:  The bonds of community with your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be strengthened.  Both at work, and in your personal sphere, active listening and team problem solving will bring a winning attitude to you and your cannabis companions.  And now that your softer side is exposed, fun times flirting and recreating with the stoner crew will be enhanced.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus:  After the New Moon of the 20th, universal vibes will swirl in a cosmic storm of influence.  This is not a negative vision, but a confusing one.  Your terrestrial path will disappear in the cosmic storm.  But with a plan of action, your steps will be true and confident within the confusing cosmic weather.  Toke time on the weekend of the 20th to sneak away to your secluded smoke sanctuary.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  The strain selection is open.  Use this contemplative high minded meditative exercise to balance your chakras, steady your gate, and instill your confidence.  It is advised to extend this sacred smoke session over the weekend to fully prepare your third eye for the cloudy vision ahead.  The final days of June will be like walking a cosmic high wire; but you have done it before, and you are still here ready for the next challenge.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Taurus this month will be an exciting month of progress and adventure.  There may be conflict and tests to overcome, but it will all be worth the ride.  The planets have aligned during the first 10 days of May to send a warm draft of comfort towards the stoner Bull.  It will be crucial during this period to lean into the cosmic support.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain does not matter, but the meditative exercise is crucial.  Focus this toking time-out on appreciation and contentment. Appreciate what you have and what you have earned.  The beginning of May is a safe space of self fulfillment.  This important exercise with the sacred herb will give you the confidence, and patience, to move forward undaunted for the remainder of the month.

Stoner Taurus the sphere of love is a confusing mess in May.  But that is ok.  Both single and partnered stoner Bulls will get their wires crossed this month.  And perhaps the crossing of the energy streams will come from your own actions.  Remember the sacred smoke session from the beginning of the month.  Those that find honest appreciation in their station will be more likely to achieve success and progress within the personal sphere despite the fireworks.  You have the tools stoner Taurus.  Take time for toke time.  Smoke it out and think it out.  Patience and contemplation will be your survival tools in a confusing period.  Perhaps outward communication with cannabis companions will not be as important as a soothing internal dialogue.

All of these exercises in contentment and self appreciation will come at the perfect time; because this month there will be a challenge of sorts from a rival within the smoke circle. Breathe deep stoner Taurus, inhale the calming blessings from the sacred herb.  Remember, you are content, confident, and blessed.  Any conflict or snipe from a foe, or friend, will be thwarted with kindness and compassion.  It is beneficial to toke-it-out in the heat of the moment.  Perhaps the sacred herb can give you the clarity of vision to see the perspective of others.  Perhaps your sniping friends and foes are not in a spiritual place of appreciation like you stoner Taurus.  And there it is, the key to moving beyond conflict.  It really isn’t you who is conflicted is it?  Confidence with patience and empathy see you through stronger than you arrived.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Taurus, as we wait for our brains and bodies to thaw after the freeze of winter, you may not feel your confident self.  It’s okay to take pause to find your footing, and to ease into Spring. Solo smoke sessions are not only advised, but they will be required to ensure maximum mindfulness during this period.  While it can be beneficial and enjoyable to share a kind bowl with buds, there is also something soothing when toke time is just you musing with a nice bowl and your favorite pipe. These meditative smoke sessions will be crucial to help you find your zen, but will have a spillover effect of the best kind.  If you work to rise above, you will be uniquely positioned to pass on the positivity to those who might need a little lift.

Your story of self motivation will inspire those who might be feeling less sure of their own capabilities.  Lead them into the realization they too can achieve greater heights. This will be most true in the workplace. In the first week of April, there will be some discussion needed to get the team on the same page. It will be up to you, stoner Taurus, to guide the group to the tried and true path.  Now is not the season for taking risks. Instead, hard work, determination, and sticking to the good ol’ fashion grind will be the way to ensure notable and sustainable progress. It is true that the team who flows together, grows together stoner Taurus. By mid month, everyone at work will be focused on the same finish line and racing towards it at full burn!

Spring is in the air, and those rays of sunshine are leaving a positive mark.  This means increased energy, and you & the canna-crew getting back to full force.  This also means your funky quirks will be hard to hide. Don’t worry about what others may think stoner Taurus.  You and the canna-fam are having a good time and feeling the love, that is all that matters. Pass the pipe and let the good vibes abound!  The Spring feeling to get out into nature is upon you stoner Taurus, and your favorite smoke spots await your arrival. Just remember to keep your emotional posture light, there is always the risk of being caught up in heady drama.  As long as you keep the stash stocked up, and the stoner squad on speed-dial, you will always be ready to rise above.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Taurus you may feel like cosmic influence has been blowing you around, aimlessly, without your consent, and out of your control.  But remember, it is not the height of the giant sycamores that keep them strong against the wind, it is their roots. Spring has officially arrived!  You need to focus on nurturing your roots, letting them grow wide and deep. This will be your only defense during a period of likely tumultuous transition. Find your center stoner Taurus, and do what is needed to stay there.  Find a kushy, calming strain early in the month, and fire it up often. This will be especially helpful during the ides of March. Although there is nothing to beware, simply keep all eyes open and be aware.

This month is not the time to take great risks in the workplace.  Do your work and do it well, but it’s better to be diligently working for that paycheck than taking the long shot on winning the lottery.  Success on the job will be contingent upon coordination and collaboration with coworkers; although this may be easier said than done. Communication will be necessary, but potentially complicated at times.  Don’t rely on second hand information! If there is something that needs to be said, make sure all pertaining parties are present. This will avoid discrepancies of what is said and what was meant. If you start out this open dialogue early in the month, your team will be able to avoid wasting time bickering, and spend more time backing each other up.

While it will be a group effort to keep the conversation going in the workplace, it will fall on you stoner Taurus to reach out to your closest cannabis companions.  Take a leadership role organizing the smoke circle and sparking up joints and conversations at home. In particular, keep the third eye vision in tune. Look out for those who might be missing from the smoke circle.  Members of the canna-crew might not be inclined to speak up when they are down, so you must reach out with a shared bowl and open heart. You don’t have to solve problems stoner Taurus. Sometimes all you need is a little green, a packed piece, and a partner-in-chronic to share it with. Do this as often as time permits, and everyone involved will find themselves more grounded and ready to branch out to greater heights during the approaching Summer months.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

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Is it really only February stoner Taurus?  2020 started out strong, and has been a steady burn ever since, with no apparent signs of slowing down.  The only thing more diverse and divergent than the events of the month passed are the crazy, but constructive times ahead.  This month you must keep the fires blazing stoner Taurus. Light up a bowl of your favorite Sativa dominant strain and put on your thinking cap.  Sweet Kali Mist or a citrusy Tangie strain could be the perfect canna-catalyst needed to spark and maintain open creative channels. Keep your eyes open, and your mind elevated.  The month holds great possibility and opportunity, but not the promise of either. Potential does not always ensure progress. It will be up to you to cash in, and crop out on maximum potential for growth.

You can expect, and should prepare for good gains in both your herbal and financial greens this month stoner Taurus.  This does not mean the cosmos is going to present you with a magical cash cow. However, if you pay attention, you will see more chances for the come-up than usual.  Opportunities for economic expansion will be available, but it will be your responsibility to reach out and realize them. Be forewarned: Just because you have the capital to contribute, does not mean it is a sound investment.  Just because the idea comes from a close cannabis confidant or familial friend, does not mean you should bet the whole farm on their words; especially if it means betting the whole value of your own financial garden. You can never know the outcome, but when it comes to your income, proceed with caution and conscience before you put five on it.

Creativity and flexibility should be the themes of the month.  You can expect the current period to be one of frenetic flux, but one that is completely manageable.  Proceed with an open third eye, and give adequate analysis to the task at hand before making your next move.  There may be moments when you feel like second guessing your decision at the time; but in the long run, as long as you avoid making any decisions while dazed and confused, you will always find yourself on a higher level than you were before.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Taurus January will kick start a bright year for the Bull.  But there will be a new cosmic focus this month that will require subtle adjustments.  So much of the magic of the sacred herb lies within the connection between the outward ego and the inner self.  There is a third dimension that must be analyzed to kick off the New Year right. It’s time to clean all the mirrors in your cosmic house stoner Taurus and see yourself with clarity.

Toke time early in the month for quiet contemplation with the sacred herb.  Often the focus on meditative smoke sessions is connecting the inner voice to the outward ego; connecting desired progress with the walking path.  A cosmic shift in influence will occur in January that shines a new light on the stoner Taurus. Increased attention will be paid from smoke circle canna-buddies and fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The spotlight will be on you! So now quiet high minded contemplation must be paid to the perception of the stoner Bull. During your early sacred smoke session, look in the mirror stoner Taurus:  Do not see yourself, but see yourself as others see you. With this new light and attention, be proactive to emanate the image you want people to see. Even the closest cannabis companions may be seeing you for the first time in different ways.  First impressions matter stoner Taurus.

Have you heard of survival preppers?  This month, the stoner Taurus will need their own cannabis survival kit.  The new cosmic light shining bright on the stoner Bull will bring new opportunities for fellowship.  Are you prepared to join in the fun? There will be numerous opportunities this month to burn bowls, light joints, and dab wax.  As you must get used to the new spotlight, so as you must prepare yourself for increased attention. Your cannabis survival kit must contain all the essentials required to participate in the sacred celebrations within new and old smoke circles.

Some words of note stoner Taurus.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and RELAX.  This sudden spotlight of external focus and increased attention can be daunting, even for a proud Bull.  But you got this. Be you, trust yourself, and enjoy being seen.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Taurus December will unfold with an unexpected velocity.  This fast paced cosmic anomaly will throw you and your canna-crew into turmoil.  Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety stoner Taurus. You can handle this cosmic fastball.  But more importantly, the hectic nature of December will bring an opportunity to lead your smoke circle to safety.

Know thyself stoner Taurus.  Your sacred herbal prescription for December completely depends on you, and the situation you find yourself in.  Nothing can stop the speed of issues and opportunities coming your way in the first Winter month. Stock up and create a cannabis tool box.  Make sure to have the optimal strains for the right situation. There will be times a Sativa strain is required to ride the fast paced wave of universal influence.  Hang ten dude! There will be situations where you must slow yourself down with a kushy Indica strain to combat hyper burnout. Chill out man! Sacred hybrid strains, and even high CBD strains will also find their place in your cannabis battle plan:  Health, harmony, and balance.

Many fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be in the same speed boat with you this month.  It is not advised to take a direct leadership role within the frantic smoke circle. You should focus on self, and lead by example.  When others may be swept away by a strong cosmic gale, you must stand strong and firm in the face of brisk wind. The strong Taurus Bull standing firm will be a beacon of hope for frazzled friends.

The subtle key to this tepid time period will be knowledge and confidence in self stoner Taurus.  Seek out situations at work, and in your personal life, that lean into your best attributes. A personal caring touch will help you maintain engagement within the storm, and it could lead to direct advancement in multiple phases of life.  By the end of this hurried month you will earn experience under intense cosmic pressure.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Taurus there will be a fortunate cosmic rain pouring down on you in the final Fall month. Surely there will be positive rewards in November, perhaps even rich discoveries. Keep your stash jar loaded, and your bowl packed, because an herbally enhanced keen third eye insight will be required to dig for gold.

Look at this cosmic fortunate wind holistically stoner Taurus. Escape the compartmentalization of “rewards” as a materialistic gain. Perhaps that special cannabis companion or a long awaited job offer is just a chance encounter around the corner. In order to receive the fortunate cosmic benefits in November, you must engage your third eye to see the terrestrial plane more clearly. A higher perspective will be required to see opportunities through the terrestrial noise. Stick to sticky Sativa strains this month. Clarity, energy, and insight will be your tools on this terrestrial treasure hunt. Don’t let any clues pass without proper examination.

Toke time meditating with the sacred herb on your digital habits. Has your terrestrial world become wrapped up in digital screen time? This cosmic treasure hunt will take place in the physical world, not on your phone or favorite social platform. If we expect to receive benefits in the real world, then we must actively participate in it.

Take care of yourself stoner Taurus. A cosmic rain of positivity can have ill effects on your cosmic spacesuit. Yes, opportunities may become so numerous in November, you could run yourself ragged burning bowls chasing chance. Coupled with the Sativa strain suggestion for the month, be sure to mix in physical activity. There will be no napping in November! But a good workout can have similar recharging effects for your cosmic spacesuit.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to grasp the concept of all encompassing universal positivity. Like what!?! Yes stoner Taurus, seek the treasure of positivity in all aspects of life in November. This could truly be a magical time. Engage your third eye, seek clarity, and maintain health to discover, unlock, and receive the positive universal rewards here on our cosmic spaceship.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

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The stoner Taurus will need every ounce of their tough durable nature in October. The second Fall month will be a tale of two cosmic influences. With an increasing workload, and a shifting landscape, the stoner Bull must puff puff plan their strategy for October.

There is a clear split in your plan. The full moon of October 13th will act as the transition point between cosmic influences.

The month will start out with an ease of movement. Like the meditative process of rolling that spiritual joint, the first half will be a slow easy-going roll. Seek smoke signals during this time, and you will find friendly smoke circles. But behind the smokey social scene, the workload within the economic grind will be heavy. Toke time to reflect after a hard day’s work. Balance the hard work during the day by blowing o’s at night.

After the full moon of the 13th, a more emotional and introspective cosmic wind will blow. Smoke circle smoke sessions will be replaced by meditative solo smoke sessions. Buried past decisions and incidents will come to the surface during this time. Do not use the sacred herb as a coping instrument to push the emotions back under the surface. Instead, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to face your demons. This may be hard to replace the buzz of the smoke circle with serious internal contemplation, but it will be necessary for progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Don’t hide from emotion with workload excuses. Personal progress is an important aspect to the universal influence in October. When disappointment or anger from past actions comes creeping into your head, don’t ignore it.

The stoner Taurus work load is expected to increase in October. This increase will not bother the stoner Taurus, but coworkers may not react as comfortably. Puff puff pass on judgment and aggressive reactions in the workplace. Use the sacred herb to soothe the nerves and access the big picture from a higher perspective. This will allow you to push the pause button on potentially incendiary reactions at work.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Taurus September could be called a tale of two phases. One phase you could imagine like that first high: A symphony of sound, vibrant and detailed, and the pressing urge to take in and devour everything around you. The second phase, might more closely resemble a bad trip: Difficult to relax, disorienting, and at times feeling like things are a little too real. In order to enjoy the excellent ups, and endure the daunting lows, you will have to pay close attention to your spiritual reserves, and be wise with your karmic credit. This means saving it up during the good times so you will have enough in the bank to cash in during more stressful times. There is little you can do to prevent the roller coaster of life from taking course. Ride all the twists and turns, and acknowledge the reality that what rises high, will eventually fall.

Stoner Taurus you can’t avoid times of folly. You can prepare for them by diving deep into the positive and fun times. When opportunity arises to hang out with your partners-in-chronic, be sure to put them in your pipe and smoke them up every chance you get. Especially in the first half of the month, you can expect security on the terrestrial plane. A pleasant normalcy and comfort-ability will permeate throughout daily life. You will have the freedom to spread those good ganja vibes. Roll ‘em up, and smoke ‘em down stoner Taurus. The cannabis crew is ready to make sure summer goes out in a blaze! The good times will be full and fruitful, even work will hum along at a pleasant pace; but remember, these feelings will not last forever.

Eventually, the sun will set on the smooth sailing days, making way for rougher waters. The secretive stoner Taurus may lose their ability to disguise emotions, and they will feel more vulnerable to the changing tides. Yes, this period may leave the stoner Taurus feeling raw, bare, and exposed to the harsh elements of the cosmos. But, fear not by bold stoner Bull. Call upon the positivity and passion you stock piled during the first half of the month to help you weather the coming storms. Toke time with the sacred herb to cope and soothe the nerves. Friends with weed are friends indeed. Sharing your favorite strains with your favorite cannabis companions will help you regain your balance until you are able to rely upon your own stoney sea-legs. The boat is going to rock sometimes stoner Taurus, you can’t help this. But, you can relax and enjoy the motion of the ocean. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see that the storm will eventually pass, and clear skies will shine on you again.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Taurus with so much sunshine and hours in the day, August will be one of the few periods in which you will be able to have your greens and smoke them too. While it is still important to keep your eye on the task at hand, you will have the will and the resources to burn through the work day. This will create more time to get back to your smoke filled summer fun. Whether your summer plans include a staycation, or a stoney adventure traversing the terrestrial plane, the one thing you can count on is having one epic and transformative spiritual journey.

August is all about discovering internal desires to reveal the truth behind the smoky vail. Be brave stoner Taurus. The spiritual waters may start off murky and seem daunting, but dive deep! Wade through the depths for honest self-assessment of your strengths and weaknesses. Remember, you do not need to navigate these uncharted waters alone. Your closest cannabis companions will always be down to ride, or sail with you through the ups and downs. As long as the stash jar is stocked, spirits will remain high.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Before you will ever get to the desired destination, you need to know where you want to go. Only then should you pack the pipe, call up the cannabis crew, and plot a course toward a place of peace and prosperity. Ultimately, it is up to you to decide what move to make next. Be deliberate in your actions. Some coworkers may not be able to keep quiet about the buzz of their own social excursions when on the clock. You must find a non-confrontational way to rise above the annoying workplace chatter. Toke time to dedicate a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to contemplate peaceful conflict resolution. Reflecting with the sacred herb will allow you to regroup and recoup in a maddening situation.

Making time to cloud the room and clear the mind can mean the difference between getting caught up in daydreams and distractions, or staying focused on the grind. Once you handle business, you can get back to what truly matters: Soaking in and toking up the sunny summer.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Stoner Taurus there will be some moments in July where it might feel like there is something funky in the air, and we’re not just talking about the sweet scent of freshly burnt sensimilla. While this period may be tainted by a cosmic malaise or queasy feeling, it will be important to avoid being … ma-lazy. I have the remedy my lovely stoner bull: Meditate and medicate with a trusted Sativa strain of the sacred herb. The objective is to avoid getting ‘stoned’ and stuck; instead toke-up to keep energy levels elevated and maintain a higher motivation. Those that get off the couch and ‘do’, will accomplish almost limitless projects and goals. Don’t let the sunny days of July dwindle and slip away stoner Taurus. If you can think it, and if you can dream it, you should get out there and get it done!

Please note: There is a difference between high aspirations and having your head stuck in the clouds. It can be nice to take a break, and lift your head above the stress of the day. But this month it will be important to invoke the healing side of the sacred herb. A holistic approach will be needed during this season. Self care will be the foundation for all other accomplishments. Meditative smoke sessions should also focus on what motivates you. This internal understanding is crucial to chart a course to your progressive destination. There is a great green world all around us, just waiting to be explored. Grab the ganja and your canna-crew. Get off the couch and find your bliss!

Stoner Taurus the path forward may not always be lit with navigational markers. When you run into an obstacle, find a way around, over, or under it. Creativity and relentless determination will see you through to your final destination. Be persistent, but be aware of spill over. Other tokin’ terrestrials close to you may be going through their own conflicts with the cosmos. Don’t impose your will or perspective without being invited to do so. Empathy, understanding, and herbal infused fellowship will be key to progress through any uncertain stages.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Stoner Taurus smoke up, settle down, and be sure to bring plenty of munchies. June is going to be one wild ride; kind of like an encounter with a potent edible. Be aware the journey will be positive overall, but side effects may include wild swings of confidence and emotion. Know that regardless of whether the majority of the experience is positive, or at times less pleasant, the ride will eventually come to an end. The best advice for navigating your way through these smoky times is to seek allyship. Canna-buddies and smoke circle acquaintances will be the secret ingredient to ensure this month gets baked properly. You know the one: That bud loving buddy who is there to remind you everything is going to be ok. The friend who is able to tell you when needed, “You just trippin.”

Strict focus on the tasks at hand will be required to make it through this unstable cosmic period. Take time early in the month for a meditative smoke session. Cloud up the air and clear your mind. A balanced hybrid will be the best sacred selection to keep your aspirations high, and your mental game grounded. Seek strains low in THC and higher in CBD. The ideal balance will be struck when you find the sacred herb that helps you medicate without feeling like you’re sky high.

I usually avoid strict and overly direct advice, but be forewarned stoner Taurus: This month is not the time to take risky chances in business, or to be reckless with your finances. Any and all investments should have a clear short term payoff, and debt should be avoided. The goal is to be able to pay it forward, not getting stuck having to pay it back.

In the sphere of love, act with conviction. While you should move carefully when making financial decisions, be prepared to go all-in without equivocation when it comes to matters of the heart. This applies to both the single and synced up stoner Taurus. Be sincere and succinct in your conduct toward current and future cannabis companions.

All in all this may not sound like an overtly positive month, but it is. Or, rather it can be if you make it stoner Taurus. Creativity and artistic endeavors will rise above the frantic fray during this time. It will be those moments in between hard work and smoke circle socializing that you will be able to dive into that passion project you’ve been putting off. While this season might be marred by uncertain swings, your soul and spirit will soar from your creative achievements.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Taurus the planetary alignment of May will bring a stagnant chill influence to both the personal and business realm. This interesting cosmic malaise will leave you without support, but also without negative machinations. Whether the bowl is half full or empty, the stoner Taurus bull still tokes on.

Let’s look at the month of May in two halves split by the full flower moon of the 18th.

First Half:
Fuel your own engine. With stagnant universal influence, motivation and energy must come from within. Avoid all Indica strains of the sacred herb. Matching the calm of the cosmos with this chill bud could lead to your downfall stoner Taurus. The first 17 days of the period should be approached on a strict diet of Sativa greens. The calm cosmic winds provide more stable ground to stand on. This is the perfect time to strike up a small business adventure, or focus on ways to shine and climb at work. Production must come from within, but it will lead to progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: The first half effort must be coupled with methodical contemplation and patient execution. No rushing, especially in potentially dramatic situations. Seek allies in your quest for productive progress. Assemble a team of canna-buddies, and take down those goals.

Second Half:
This will be the optimal time to focus on the personal sphere. After the full moon, the personal sphere will become dynamic with swirling winds of change. Chill stoner Taurus, both single and partnered bulls will be able to ride these dynamic winds to positive outcomes. The stagnant universal influence will continue, but personal evaluation will come from the clear skies. Now the Indica species of the sacred herb will assist you. Sink into yourself and soar high above the terrestrial plain. Seek a high minded perspective to maneuver within the chaotic messages.

Channel your inner positive self stoner Taurus. The bowl is half full.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Stoner Taurus all five senses will be lit up in April as the likelihood of commingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts is high. Single, engaged, married Taurus’s, it does not matter. Your aura and energy will be well placed among your cannabis crew. Although you may be flying high in your cannabis fueled space suit, all the pleasures on the terrestrial plane will be available.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Behave and act with true and honest intentions. Be guarded so as not to be taken advantage of, and even monitor your own actions, so as not to take advantage of others. Pleasure at the expense of others will surely lead to a spiral of cosmic negativity. Puff puff pass on the judgement and manipulation stoner Taurus. Options and opportunities for enjoyment will be plentiful without forcing the issue. Allow the sacred herb to connect you with your inner self. Internal guidance will send you on the right path.

The work sphere can’t be put on cruise control, but the personal sphere will take most of your energy and focus in April. Mind your requisites stoner Taurus, and work will take care of itself. While the current work life may be straightforward without deviation, universal influences support a bold new idea to supplement your income. Perhaps this is the month to kick start that side hustle you’ve been researching. Much like smoking a joint, executing an ambitious idea starts with a spark and finishes with a satisfying exhale. Idea, follow through, completion, and now you are smokin!

With all the socializing expected in April, take time for self before and near the full moon of the 19th. A solo deep dive with the sacred herb in your favorite comfy smoke spot is the perfect recipe to rest and recuperate. Once you have recharged your internal batteries, you can get back to mingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Taurus before you share the love, you must first turn your focus inward. Early in the month, give the necessary attention to align the Chakras, and awaken the third eye. This initial spiritual investment will have significant returns lasting throughout the remainder of the month. A crucial factor for the success this period will be confidence. Steer clear of sacred herbal strains that may assist paranoia. These will only perpetuate self doubt, and needless second guessing. Remember, regardless of how bumpy the ride gets, you got this stoner Taurus. Day to day situations and obstacles will be overcome with simple attentive stewardship. Stay on the grind, and when the going gets tough – light one up. Spring is a time to spark up your flower, and stop to smell the roses. Before you know it, summer will be upon us, and you’ll soon be burning bowls with your best buds at your favorite smoke spots!

Stay alert stoner Taurus! New smoke buddies and cannabis companions are highly likely in March. The first month of spring will provide sprouts that will soon become budding relationships. But, do not rely on new smoke circle acquaintances with material concerns. You should always be open and honest, but also selective with whom you share your inner insights. Don’t rush the growth of a new sprout! In time, new buds might become some of your most trusted cannabis confidants. Sometimes it is just a matter of time, so stay steady on a slow burn.

Keep the lines of communications clear and open this month. Strength in your values will be crucial for important matters; but you must also allow new information to change your perspective. Take time for solo smoke sessions during the month. These solo efforts will help keep you grounded, and ready to pivot if needed. Core values are important to help our roots grow deep and strong, but there is also wisdom in knowing when it is time to uproot ourselves, and sow new seeds.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Avoid grand or risky endeavors on the terrestrial plane in March. Don’t rush! Hasty errors will lead to more time fixing issues. Again, with your third eye open to detail, all work related tasks will be accomplished successfully. This is even more true for the home-life. As long as you stay attentive to the task at hand, you will inspire those around you to reach greater highs.

Taurus February 2019

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Stoner Taurus cosmic influences will shift into a new phase in February. Determination and willpower will help you push forward in matters of finance and work. But after the work day is done, all lights are green for recreation and relaxation. There will be ample opportunities to light one up with your smoke circle. Be sure to recognize the moment; whether it be passing ideas back and forth with a blunt, or learning something new about a cannabis companion, this shared experience will bring light to the winter month. But remember stoner Taurus: Kushy cosmic support will come after the work is done. Do not neglect your economic duty for entertainment and recreation.

Get outta here stoner Taurus! Get out and enjoy life! The cosmic support you receive will increase exponentially with the amount you participate in the world around you. So puff-puff-pass the joint to a canna-buddy, and start contemplating your terrestrial excursions.

In these travels throughout February, it is highly likely that past connections will come back into your life. Take comfort that it is a time of stability and peace in the personal sphere. The outcome of these encounters could vary from mending fences to igniting new memories. The sacred herb has the power to bring resolution and understanding in these circumstances. Toke time with our green lady of fire whenever a personally perplexing situation arises.

Set aside time near the end of the month for a meditative smoke session. Bathe in all of the experiences from February, soak them up. Lessons will be learned for future travels. Focus on alignment with your inner self, your true self. Confidence must be strong to achieve progress moving into the next phase of life.

Taurus January 2019

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The Stoner Taurus will find this month to be a tale of two halves. The split of these two halves will be marked by the full moon on the 21st of January. The first half of the month will be hard work pushing the stone of progress up the hill. There will be pressure in the stoner Taurus’ life if progress is to be made to reach fulfillment. Select your sacred smoke with precision. Sativa in the first half for endurance and energy. Be aware that at times daily life may feel like “hurry up and wait.” Take your time before the full moon, selecting tasks as you do your herb with surgical precision. Prioritize and attack with a methodical and tenacious relentlessness!

Everything should change after the full moon. Energy and momentum will pick up just like that stone barreling downhill. Except in this case, the stone in question is the stoner Taurus, and this shift will allow for a very wide workload. Change your herbal inspirations to the Indica species of the sacred herb after the full moon. Typically it’s suggested to look inward to find the meaning and knowledge you seek in life. However, with this month of two tales, the stoner Taurus will find progress in the material world, which will lead to good feelings internally.

This isn’t to say that the stoner Taurus should go out and “get all the things!” Save, don’t spend! Debt is an anchor that can hold you in place when you desire forward progression. Spend within your means, and find reasons to enjoy what you already have. Perhaps you’ll find as you sit, contemplating life in the midst of your smoke circle, that you already have everything you truly need.

Passion, stoner Taurus! Fire has long been known as the “red flower,” and is the embodiment of passion. In this time, you will blossom into the most beautiful flower to those around you. Feel and embrace your inner fire; then with focus and intent, let it out in a beautiful smoldering blaze! Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Now isn’t the time for jealous tendencies nor your personal quest for justice within the romantic sphere. Let go of any restraint, as not to dim your shine. Go with the flow and just enjoy the ride.

Taurus December 2018

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Stoner Taurus now is the time to dig deep and get back to your roots. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty. This season will be an exceptional time to pull the weeds, and give much needed attention to your inner garden. It can be easy to overlook minor issues, but it is even easier to address them while they are still small and manageable. Be confident stoner Taurus! The warm cosmic winds are at your back, pushing you toward progress in all arenas. Just be sure to approach problems with facts and logic, not emotions. Whether you prefer sticky Sativas, or hard hitting Indicas, take time for meditative smoke sessions with the sweet aromas of the sacred herb. Sometimes you need the help of some great ganja to get outside of your head. However, this month it can help you look deep inside to find your most inner truths.

Be ready to knock down the to-dos early in the month stoner Taurus. While it may not sound like the most exciting prospect, if you handle necessary work requirements on the front end, you will find yourself with more time for personal enjoyment on the other side of the task list. Just remember the goal is not to finish your tasks as fast as possible, but to work toward mastering any project you take on. If you do not go into every task wholeheartedly, the work you put in will be wasted. Remember stoner Taurus, you do not have to be a one person team. Enlist the help of your fellow cannabis cohorts at work. You will find it is easier to cultivate greener and greater crops together. Whether it is through hard work, or bonding over a freshly packed bowl, you will likely turn unfamiliar coworkers into canna buddies. And with time, they may even become some of your closest cannabis companions.

Stoner Taurus it is never a bad idea to take things in moderation. This month, it will be essential for personal growth and success. Avoid binging anything. This includes our lady mary jane. While it can motivate us to reach greater heights, overindulging can also leave you stuck on the couch! Ultimately the goal this December is to have fun and find your bliss, just remember to keep a keen eye on conscious living.

Taurus November 2018

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Stoner Taurus as the seasons change and the temperature continues to cool this November, you too must find your own chill. Never has there been a better place to find one’s chill, positivity, and a general sense of well being, than with the sacred herb in the midst of your smoke circle. So with this in mind, any reason is a good reason to get frosty with friends. And while you’re toking time amongst canna-buddies, perhaps contemplate the phrase, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” Then further the concept with thoughts on how our attitude, perception and reactions shape our very reality.

Be forewarned, opposing forces will confront the stoner Taurus in November! But remember it is often how we react to obstacles, not the obstacle itself that has a lasting impact on our future. So when you find yourself rearing to charge forth, use your third eye to see and plan into the future. With preparation, stress free solutions could be at your fingertips once obstacles appear.

The work sphere calls for more doing, less consulting! Stoner Taurus YOU are responsible for the direction of your spacecraft. This is your craft, there are many like it, but this one is yours. You know where all the important mechanisms and inner workings are. More importantly you know which buttons not to push. So trust yourself, and full speed ahead. Guide your craft in a direction that’s already been mapped. You may need more than a lighter to explore these cosmic regions!

In the personal sphere you may find that choices can be obstacles from time to time as well. Many paths lay before you in November, and you may feel a pull from each of them. As with work, you should seek understanding, trust yourself, and make firm decisions.

There is no place more chill than to toke a moment amongst the stars with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. But be careful, smoking it up in the airlock is all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button.

Taurus October 2018

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Stoner Taurus you might find that October brings a little pep to your step! You’ve made it over challenges and through periods of lower celestial energy, to the here and now. In this moment, the best wisdom to take away is to use this period to solve existing problems and tackle current obstacles despite the pull of a blazing hot cosmic wind at your back. Are you feeling a spark of excitement in your chest? You should be excited, October is going to be lit.

Speaking of lit! Toke a moment to appreciate your cosmic situation from high above the terrestrial plane. Perhaps voyage with a fellow cannabis companion. Not only would it be advantageous to view your current obstacles from HIGH above, but an outside perspective could help you find your way forward.

The work sphere will be simple enough this month, but simple doesn’t always mean easy. You can channel that high cosmic energy level into hitting the ground running. Hard work and problem solving will be the best approach this month, right from the start.

Stoner Taurus don’t look now, but your personal sphere is on fire! Not literally, you don’t need to rush off for a fire extinguisher. But you will light up the night because October promises to be straight fire. The fire to come depends on the integrity of your past intentions, decisions, and actions. With the best intentions and most honest decisions behind you, the universe will reward you with all the delights available on our terrestrial sphere. However, be mindful not to rush into love. As with every journey in life, rushing can result in a bad trip.

For the stoner Taurus lucky in love, you will find it very wise to seek compromise in conflict. Otherwise you might find putting your foot down with demands, could leave that foot injured. I suggest rather than jeopardizing your digits, spend time on a passion project. Conflict avoidance mixed with an enjoyable experience, perfect!

Taurus September 2018

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Stoner Taurus the month of September will lack dynamic influence from the cosmos. Celestial bodies have configured in such a way that Taurians will not have negative influence from the universe, great! But in the same respect, this unique configuration leaves the Taurus without a positive influence as well. This goes a long way to simply say that Taurians must rely on their own momentum to reach positive ground. Seek balance and coordination from your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. As you forge your own path through the haze of smoke clouds, each step and direction must be contemplated with as much regard as you select your cannabis.

The stagnation of celestial influence means you are responsible for your direction, but also for your own protection. For this reason I urge you stoner Taurus to measure your words and actions with care and contemplation. Seek trusted cannabuddies to travel with you on your September journey. It will be important to avoid conflict and emotionally weighted situations. Missteps, aggressive conflict, and short sighted decisions could lead to a spiral of disappointment. Travel with your third eye wide open no matter the circumstance this month stoner Taurus.

As a fortunate balance to this delicate period, the work sphere should be straightforward and uneventful. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, events should unfold as expected in the workplace.

With such a treacherous landscape it is advised to take a passive planning strategy to the first month of fall. Just because big events aren’t expected in the work sphere this month doesn’t mean you can’t instigate positive motion for future time periods. Toke time for a solo creative medicated smoke session. The type of sesh where the blinds are closed, the phone is off, and all your favorite inspiring munchies are at the ready. Take advantage of every opportunity to seal yourself away from the world, and work on your passion projects. Work planning, small business planning, art projects, and or social community projects are great examples of internal inspiration you may find alone or in a tight smoke circle, but saved for future periods to expose to the world. Stagnation of cosmic influence does not equate to personal complacency stoner Taurus.

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Stoner Taurus this August may be a good time to put the pipe down. Or rather, do your best to avoid couch-lock. You have the opportunity to make substantial advancements in both the personal and work spheres as long as you take the necessary actions to do so. No one is saying to completely avoid the sacred herb. Instead, harness its inspirational effects wisely.

Some of the obstacles in the final summer month will seem quite daunting at first glance. But, with a little creative thinking, you can break down large goals into smaller more manageable tasks. As long as you have a clear and defined game-plan, you will be nearly unstoppable. The key to success this month will be confidence stoner Taurus. There may be some challenges that appear almost impossible, but if you stick with the ‘make-it-smaller’ approach, you will be able to look back and wonder why you ever worried in the first place.

You should be confidant, Stoner Taurus, and for good reason! Celestial bodies are aligned and energy is flowing at maximum efficiency. Be bold when it comes to taking on leadership roles at work. Your peers are sure to notice your positive energy, and they will gladly offer support for your plans and visions. Now is the time to take chances! This does not mean you should be reckless, but rather know that unconventional approaches are much more likely to be successful during this period. Your accomplishments and efforts are sure to be noticed by the higher-ups at work. This might be just the attention needed to turn your current job into a career. Once you have fully embarked upon your path to the next level, you can take the time to take it down a notch. Spark up a celebratory bowl and enjoy unwinding with your favorite strain and favorite buds. Go make it happen stoner Taurus.

Taking chances applies to the realm of relationships too; perhaps even more so than work. As before, you have found a wonderful personal groove, and a new level of personal insight. This means you are deeply aware of what it is you want. With this expanded knowledge, pursue developing these deeper connections with your special cannabis companion. This might be your current partner, or one you will soon meet. Just know whomever you find to share that special bowl with, they should appreciate it as much as you do. Together you are sure to grow one chronic companionship, making others jealous of just how fire you two really are.

Taurus July 2018

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Pursue your happiness, Stoner Taurus, and you will find peace for yourself and those nearest to you. This sounds like obvious advice, but the emphasis is on the pursuit. It will require continuous efforts on your part, but the rewards will be worth it. Your persistence means you will be able to champion any obstacle, regardless of what ill ends the stars may have in store.

This means there will be many times you will need to be your own motivation and pick yourself up when circumstances threaten to bring you down. Well, you may not have to do it alone–our lady mary jane will be your canna-companion this month. While it is definitely going to be needed for you to relax with tokes of the marijuana smoke, it is even more important you avoid couch-lock. This is why slow burning your favorite sativa can provide the precise motivation needed to get back to blazing your own trails. Stay energized, alert and adaptive, Stoner Taurus and you will always find your way back to the path towards success.

Being flexible can mean the difference between accomplishment and failure. This can mean letting your mind wander. If you are feeling unsure of what your next move should be, take a break. Take a stroll with a freshly packed bowl and have no particular destination in mind. Such an open forum for thought will allow you to ‘unfocus’ on all the little things. Once the smoke clears, you will see what is really important and where you need to focus your efforts. However, this approach comes with a warning label: too much time of misdirected musings can burn through a great deal of time. Figure out the appropriate balance early in the month and you will have enough resources to both imagine AND implement.

You will be called upon by both coworkers and family to become the voice of reason during trying times this month. If you are fortunate enough to be able to share, it is advised to make an offering of the peace pipe. Things are not likely to get to the point where there is no cure, but they are sure to get a bit more chaotic than usual. Offering a time where you all can meditate together with the sacred herb will help everyone slow down and focus on the issues underlying the disputes. Sometimes we just need to get a little higher and we will find ourselves grounded once again.

Taurus June 2018

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Stoner Taurus, you may feel like this June offers nothing but smooth sailing ahead, and you are not wrong in this assessment. However, in order to experience the most substantial progress in reaching your highest potential, you should stay focused on reaching the next level of success. Don’t be lazy! You will have plenty of time to relax with your favorite strain of the recreational herb. So, be sure to keep it moving because there is much work to get done.

You will get more accomplished if you focus on getting your current tasks at hand completed. Instead of seeking out new undertakings, invest your efforts in crossing items off your to-do list. This will free up energy to invest into future endeavors. While it is advised you keep an eye on as many facets of life as possible, do not spread yourself too thin. It is important you set aside the time for meditative smoke sessions. Only then will you be able to prioritize your efforts so you can give proper attention to all issues that require attention.

Remember, patience can be a virtue, Stoner Taurus. Especially when you know you are working towards long sought after goals. Be smart with your investments. If your harvest does not yield the desired returns, it may be time to try your hand at a different crop. Don’t waste your time on seeds that will not bloom into the opportunities you desire. As long as you remain attentive to what your garden requires, you will certainly be able to produce flourishing results.

For some Stoner Taurus’, Indica strains of the sacred herb can result in couch lock. But, this June, you will find these particular substrates provide a particular grounding quality you may have been lacking. It is well advised you keep the peace pipe close at hand. You should expect at least one significant controversy on the homefront. This may be self-inflicted, or from an external cause. But, as long as you are ready to smoke it out, and talk it out, everyone involved will be able to speak their minds and follow their hearts without neglecting all perspectives involved.

Taurus May 2018

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Stoner Taurus, you may feel an increase in optimism this final Spring month of May. This is the best kind of problem to have. No one can say you will not encounter any obstacles, but your ambition and perseverance will make these challenges feel much smaller. The only way you will fail is if you simply never try! You have the potential to make the last month of spring memorable and meaningful. And just like the weather, Stoner Taurus, you are headed for a hot streak. Take advantage of the longer days; get outside! It could be a hike to your favorite smoke spot, a river float while dazed and confused, or simply puffing on the sacred herb with friends while playing disc golf. Whatever your preferred fun-in-the-sun activity may be, make it happen!

At work you will be straight fire as long as you remain focused on getting the job done. But, be cautioned Stoner Taurus: all of your successes will likely attract a few critics in the workplace. Puff puff pass the drama, it is important you do what you can to keep the peace. The most important thing is remember to work to impress yourself first. Others’ approval will be earned by how effectively you get the job done. If your coworkers multi task as cannabis companions, then a peace offering with the peace pipe could keep tensions at bay. A little time with the sacred herb can go along way. As most of us know well, sharing is caring, and the sensimilla can help to bring everyone to their calmer senses.

This May you will be faced with the tough, but straightforward decision: should you stay or should you go? Stoner Taurus, you are loyal to your family and friends, but now may be the time to spread those wings and fly solo. While you may require a greater physical distance in order to establish your own roots, this does not mean you and your closest canna-companions will be separated emotionally. These are your partners in chronic, Stoner Taurus. Sometimes everyone needs a little extra room to grow. Regardless of how far apart your travels take you, rest assured you will always be able to pick up and toke down where you left off.

Taurus April 2018

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Stoner Taurus, this month remember to take your time, as you have plenty of it.  You will not have to exert maximum effort. Even the smallest amount of input will reap substantial and exponential returns.  Some would call it luck, but you know it is because of your persistent determination. You are entering into an era of notable and continual success.  This doesn’t mean you can expect every endeavor to result in an easy win. Rather, know that anything you set out to accomplish will produce more than satisfying results.  It will be important, however, for you to have a plan of action before you set out tackling the tough to-dos. It is recommended you spend time meditating with the sacred herb before taking on difficult tasks.  Think on it, smoke on it, Stoner Taurus. By allowing yourself the time for contemplative smoke sessions, you will be able to identify potential setbacks and avoid unnecessary hardship.

You may think because you have fallen into such a noticeable groove in personal matters that you can handle most situations on your own.  This is in no way the case, Stoner Taurus. You may be able to get by, but it’s known we “get high, with a little help from our friends.” So don’t be afraid to reach out and collaborate with peers or coworkers.  In fact, with a concerted group effort, no obstacle will be too big to overcome. The best advice is for everyone to tackle one problem at a time. Do not spread your resources too thin, but rather focus them collectively on each individual task.  Every problem is sure to go up in smoke.

Just like the work sphere, you can waste efforts trying to tackle every individual problem by yourself.  Or you can team up with your bud-loving buddies and be the masters of your own destinies. Save time by pursuing mutual goals with your closest cannabis companions.  Maintain your perspective my beautiful bull. There are many individuals within this smoke circle. This means any recreational undertakings will be strictly by choice and all the more enjoyable.  

Taurus March 2018

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Stoner Taurus March will be dominated by the influence of the Moon. You will feel a natural desire to change and grow within your current life plain. Nothing will stand in your way. All positive change is within your reach and possible in March.

Full Moon March 1st: Self Discipline
Stoner Taurus your mission begins at the break of March with the full Moon of the 1st. This period will be all about shedding any negative vibrations from previous periods. Detoxification is a good way to look at this period. But there are many ways to look at detox. You could see it as an opportunity for a tolerance break from the sacred herb. Perhaps you will set your mind to detox from hypocrisy or concepts that disappoint you psychologically. No matter what you find as a focus of detoxification, your participation in the discipline of personal growth will create an ideal start to the month of March.

New Moon March 17th: Fresh Start
The new Moon on the 17th of March will offer an opportunity for a fresh start. A medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb during this period should focus on a new adventure. The Moons of March will assist you in accomplishment stoner Taurus. With negative skins shed, you will be ready to set off building positive momentum and memories in the direction you desire.

Full Moon March 31st: Cleansing
The major Moon phase for the stoner Taurus in March will come to an end with the full Moon of the 31st. Take time for yourself on this date. Celebrate the personal growth and transition you found in the March period. The final full Moon will act as a cosmic cleansing bath exiting this moment of discipline and transition. You will be ready to continue your terrestrial travels into the future with renewed strength and direction.

Taurus February 2018

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Stoner Taurus, this month you will find yourself in a particularly pleasant cosmic groove: If you can think it, you can do it! While other stoner zodiacs appear to be running around in no particular direction, you will emit an aura of peace and deliberate determinations. It is important, however, for you to maintain a balance between falling behind and rushing too quickly ahead. As far as your herbal remedies are concerned, embrace and experiment with hybrids. Finding a balanced bud can mean you will get the best of both worlds; the uplifting and inspiring effects of a sweet sticky sativa, as well as the grounding, mellowing effects of an earthy Indica. Combine these benefits with your clear and determined focus and there will be no obstacles you will not be able to overcome.

You can expect to maintain a similar level of success in the workplace, Stoner Taurus. Although this means you can expect to implement your plans of action with a certain ease, it is important to remain flexible. Work involves other actors, which means you will likely be required to make some compromises, but they will all be for the sake of progress. Remember Stoner Taurus: sharing is caring. While this is a good rule to follow when it comes to our sacred herb, it can also apply to a task or workload. If everyone takes on the responsibility for a small part of the project it will be less strain on all parties, resulting in better attention to detail and a more timely completion.

Just because the weather is uninviting and does not exactly inspire adventure, be fearless Stoner Taurus. It will be important to get some kind of outdoor exposure to give the mind and body the exercise it needs. Plus, venturing outside promises new encounters with new faces and meeting potential new best buds! Whether you are single or in a long term relationship, your aura is certain to attract those who are fortunate enough to cross your path. You will have many opportunities to take these chance encounters and turn them into unforgettable memories. So, Stoner Taurus, be sure to pack a bowl for two before you set out on your journeys–your fellow cannabis connoisseurs will be eternally grateful.

Taurus January 2018

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Stoner Taurus, the start of 2018 will be all about you. This may sound exciting, but the month of January won’t be about realized outward expectations. Instead, January will be a month of inward care and attention. Early in the month it will be important to curl up with a warm blanket and your favorite Purple Kush. A deep medicated meditative smoke session will help center you on the internal journey ahead. On this journey to the center of yourself, the most important aspect is the effort itself. A destination of revelation will not occur if the effort is not filled with comfort and love. So relax stoner Taurus. Make sure your terrestrial space suit is depressurized, and enjoy the internal cosmic journey.

The stoner bull is strong, confident, and dependable! These wonderful traits do not come magically, but from action and experience. Sometimes it is hard to see the wonderful traits we possess within ourselves. We need to give ourselves credit and love for our strengths instead of criticism and doubt for our weaknesses. “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Buddha.

Be forewarned, stoner Taurus, as with any cosmic journey, there will be bumps along the way. As you travel through the layers of yourself, negative emotions will come to the surface. Understanding that these bumps are merely part of the process will help you continue on your journey. If the weight of your travels becomes too heavy, switch your meditative smoke sessions to a light hybrid strain of the sacred herb.

Do you have a bad habit you have been trying to step away from stoner Taurus? January is the best month of the year to successfully peel away this destructive habit. Through introspection, self analysis, and renewed love for yourself, you will position yourself and emerge as the strong bull everyone loves and admires.

I wish every month was filled with quips about smoke circles, cannabis companions, and terrestrial adventures with the sacred herb. But alas stoner Taurus, life just isn’t always one cosmic cannabis party. It takes a month like this, with hard work on ourselves, to enable us to receive and enjoy the fruits of life.

Taurus December 2017

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Stoner Taurus you will be a commanding presence in the December time period. You are entering a stage of action. There will be no time for lazy stoner cliches or stereotypes this holiday season. Cosmic influences will have you keen on objectives and paths to success. The Sativa species of the sacred herb can assist energy, action, and creativity. Maybe this is a great month to try a smooth hybrid strain.

Spark on up stoner Taurus. The sacred herb can produce a spark of creativity within diligent planning sessions. There is much to accomplish, but the end goal can’t be reached without a solid plan and path to success. Once this plan is in place, planetary support will aid you in becoming the leader to execute your plan. Others are ready to follow your instructions and belief you beautiful bull. But this support and work production will rely on confident decisions. Each day you will see yourself as a project manager taking steps towards important goals. Whether you use this period for advancement at work, completing a home improvement project, or starting that new business adventure, you should proceed with confidence and strength. You got this stoner Taurus.

December will also bring moments of deep thought. Don’t be afraid to take an evening off and meditate with the sacred herb when the time is right. Understanding the desires of your soul and inner voice will help you see the societal and mechanistic structure in front of you for what they are. A deeper analytical dive into personal relationships will help answer questions you may be asking yourself.

Please be forewarned stoner Taurus: The productive work on projects this month will place the intensity of your communications at a high level. You must find a way to soften your tones when you are with family and loved ones.

Taurus November 2017

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Stoner Taurus November is destined to be a great month for you. With a little bit of self reflection and healthy analysis, you will shoot across the heavens like the star you are. This is a natural time to reflect on personal health. Cosmic influences will make this reflection even more important in November. As the weight of the gift giving season approaches, now is the time to take an honest look at finances and spending habits. Financial health or hardship can have a large impact on your personal health and spirit. Cannabis may be a magical plant from the Earth, but November is the time to reflect on your relationship with the sacred herb. Take a deeper look at the strains and species of the sacred herb. How do they affect you mentally and physically? Fine tuning the right strain or species to match your body, mind, and spirit can have a positive effect on your physical health.

Your fellow terrestrial cosmonauts will be sure to notice your bright glow in November stoner Taurus. If you are a single bull, be sure to get out with your cannabis companions and soak up the love. You will be sure to add fellow 420 friendly people to your tight smoke circle. If you are in a committed relationship, be sure to plan a few special evenings with that special toke buddy. Perhaps a night in with the sacred herb and board games will light the candle of love. Plan out an adventure seeking that perfect romantic smoke spot. Be sure to flex those strong bull muscles stoner Taurus. Admirers will notice.

The stars have aligned to ensure progress and efficiency in the workplace. Take time out with a meditative smoke session focused on ambition. What are your ambitions with your current employment? Have you fully communicated your desires and intent with your superiors? In this current life stage your communications must align with your ambitions stoner Taurus. Your superiors will be receptive to your words and ideas. This could lead to a higher plane of understanding and enjoyment in the work sphere.

Taurus October 2017

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Stoner Taurus the second fall month brings a moment of transition. Hard work and diligence in the work sphere will blend quickly into a rush of personal endeavor. This change in planetary alignment brings seeds of growth, but tending this transitionary garden will be draining.

The work and business sphere during October will bring continued momentum from previous periods. Opportunities will sprout that can impact your career and earning potential. The most important internal element that affects the positivity of this stage and future time periods is settlement. A nice deep meditative smoke session with the Indica species of the sacred herb will unveil that you must find a settled position in your work. Comfort-ability and stability will be key to future success. Deep internal analysis will help you find your centered and balanced position within the capitalistic machine.

The big news my stoner Taurus is that you will be transitioning from a period of intensive work and business foundation building, to a time of love and creativity. You are on the precipice of a long lasting transition in planetary alignment. With work and business firmly grounded and stable, seeds of love and companionship can grow. This new planetary influence should be felt early in the October time period as warm cosmic winds heat up the bedroom.

Opportunities for creativity will now present themselves more than ever stoner Taurus. What is your artistic muse? Now is the time to push your creative boundaries and explore your artistic endeavors. If you are confused or stuck with which direction or project to take on, use the sacred herb as a catalyst for idea germination.

This planetary transition is wonderful stoner Taurus, but with any transition there can be uncertainty and fatigue. With all the chaos of opportunity surrounding you during October, you must not lose sight of your energy levels. It is mandatory to take time mid month to rest and heal your body and soul. You don’t just deserve a day alone with your favorite couch locking strain of the sacred herb, you need it.

Taurus September 2017

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Stoner Taurus, the first fall period will bring a conflict between emotion and logic. A clear line will be drawn between choice and fate. This is not a negative message of gloom for September stoner Taurus, but helpful words about the difference between your work and personal lives. These two aspects of your journey will be clearly separated in September.

On the work front, this aspect of life will be like a “choose your own adventure” story. So many opportunities and possibilities will unfold in front of you, that it may seem confusing at times which direction to take. Stoner Taurus, this is where logic and contemplative analysis must take precedence before you rush into any decisions. The largest concern in this stage is being overwhelmed and avoiding any decision. Inaction can be more dangerous than making the wrong choice.

On the romantic front, this aspect of life will be more ambiguous. Logic and contemplation will give way to emotion in matters of love. This may seem natural or obvious, but the key to the September time period will be to allow your emotion and feelings to drive your desires. Even with a logical conclusion and tact, fate will dominate the stoner Taurus in matters of love in the first fall time period. Thus, guttural instinct and emotion could be your guiding light.

I am not finding any direct advice and inspiration regarding the sacred herb or meditative smoke sessions for you this month stoner Taurus. Each individual is unique and the way you interact with the sacred herb is very personal. Due to the duality of your planetary alignment, you must decide which aspect of your life could benefit the most from meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Will it help you with choice and analysis or will it help you with emotion and relinquishing control? Perhaps September will be a great time for a tolerance break. You know yourself, act accordingly.

Taurus August 2017

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Stoner Taurus, selfishness is an ugly trait, but it can be a requirement in certain circumstances. In the final summer month, the planetary alignment has opened a window in which the bull must grab selfishness by the horns. Now is not the time to fix the ails of others or become preoccupied with the whims of a cannabis companion. Before you can help others stoner Taurus, you must heal yourself.

Before the moon is full on the 7th of August, inhale the finest green of the sacred herb and look inward. This meditative smoke session must be more of a medicated smoke session. You have been hiding deep desires and passions that can transform your inner growth and spirituality. Take time to be selfish and focus all of your attention on what can heal you. The flesh is your astronautical cosmic space suit. Your personal vehicle needs attention and maintenance. August is the perfect time to reshape and enhance the vessel that propels you through the terrestrial plane.

The month of August is an opportunity to draw out that passionate project you have been neglecting. Creativity and art can heal the soul and uplift the spirit. Unfortunately your cannabis companions and loved ones cannot help you with this task. Your body and spirit need nurturing, and the only fertilizer available comes from within you. This untapped creativity can come in many forms in August stoner Taurus. Perhaps there is an untapped idea or venture that is related to work, but can become your own side project. You have always wanted to work on this project, but the realities of life have held your inspirations back.

August also brings an expansive time for the stoner Taurus. With a focus on your inner self, fellow cannabis companions will seek the protections of the Taurus bull. Your smoke circle will grow without effort. But heed my words stoner Taurus, internal focus is no excuse for poor manners. Never pass a cached bowl.

Taurus July 2017

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Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment will broaden expectations and horizons for the stoner Taurian. Early in the month take time to meditate with the sacred herb. The species and strain is of no consequence, but it will be imperative to balance your emotional subconscious. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should provide a calm understanding to the electric nature of forces around you. As long as you are truthful and empathetic to your fellow cosmic travelers, the second summer month should provide many blessings.

Achievements are close at hand in July stoner Taurus. Whether you seek monetary gain or project completion, it is all possible in the second summer month. This success will not be easily garnered from selfish or lone efforts. Seeking the advice, help, and work from others will greatly improve the likelihood of success. Clear communication isn’t just speaking your perspective, it is also understanding the perspective of others. With solid communication and team building, you will become a work dynamo in July stoner Taurus.

Romance and companionship will be under the complete control of the stoner Taurus in July. That’s not to say you will be in complete control, but you will be the master of your own reward … or demise. Understanding your desires will be the lock. Emotional balance will be the key. Look deep within yourself stoner Taurus. What do you want from your cannabis companions and loved ones? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek understanding deep within yourself, the information is there. Once you truly understand your internal desires, it will be key to maintain an emotional balance to achieve those desires. Don’t rush to judgement, and certainly do not jump without looking stoner Taurus.

TAURUS JUNE 2017

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Stoner Taurus the month of June is potentially dangerous. I do not see an impending wave crashing down enveloping your life like a tsunami, but it will be best to stand at attention from the beginning of June to the very end. You must demonstrate your cannabis etiquette in June stoner Taurus. Manners and unwritten rules must be followed with your cannabis companions. Mind your manners in the smoke circle. Don’t jump the line or pass a cashed bowl. Take this principle to your daily life and everything should work out well in the first summer month.

Stoner Taurus should be most on guard in the workplace. For the most part work will be profitable and efficient. However, human nature suggests that envy could get the best of others, and you could be the target. After all, who wouldn’t want a piece of that strong Taurus Bull.

Celestial stoner Taurus astronauts stuck in the capitalistic Earthly grind should mind their body in June. The skunky aroma of the sticky icky can be spotted by those you wish to conceal your herbal appreciation from. Be mindful of sweet smelling aromas from your clothes at work. You never know what opportunity stands around every corner in your community. Being mindful of your cannabreathe is important so that you can go into every surprise situation with confidence.

Independent stoner Taurus’ should get out and mingle! The stars have aligned to offer great success at meeting new cannabis companions in the first summer month. Concerts are a great way to meet interesting cosmic travelers. Catch that reggae show on the weekend!

TAURUS MAY 2017

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Stoner Taurus, the final Spring time period will be a positive time period, even if you may not realize it every moment. Cosmic forces have gathered to bestow upon the stoner Taurus a twinkle of luck in May. This blessing of fortune will be in relation to work and money, but at the very least it will also influence enjoyment of work and coworkers. There will also be evidence of “luck” in the stoner Taurus’ love life in the May time period, but this sprinkle of luck may not be so easily recognizable upon first glance.

Warning: Be sure to keep your cannabis activism and enjoyment separate from your work sphere in the May time period. Enjoyment of work and your coworkers will lead to a relaxed attitude. Coming together with coworkers and enjoying your work days will be a blessing, but understand the separation of work and play. There will be plenty of time to burn one down with your cannabis companions after the day of work is done.

How exciting stoner Taurus! The May time period will bring the opportunity to expand your influence and reward in the workplace. Whether you work for the man and expand your role, or work for yourself and expand your empire; expansion is the key word presented to all stoner Tauruses in May.

It is the sphere of love and companionship that becomes the most complex in May stoner Taurus. You will need the full vision of your third eye to gain patience and understanding through cloudy circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions will benefit the stoner Taurus tremendously in this regard. It will be imperative to see the unseen in matters of love and companionship. The sacred herb will help you see through the ambiguity of fake news, and understand the positivity available through truth. There may be a universal bait and switch on your plans with love and companionship. Things may not turn out in any way along the timeline or path you’ve laid out. Trust and understand that the cosmos is on your side with positivity despite any breaks in your immediate plans.

TAURUS APRIL 2017

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Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, avoid sativas in general, as they can cause the mind to wander too far from your current and successful path.

Do not fret, tokin’ Taurus. If you feel like work has become suddenly very routine, this is nothing to worry about because your efforts continue to produce successful results. Now, if you notice a decrease in your productivity, then by all means try a new approach. And if you do feel bored, find new ways of challenging yourself. Whether it’s taking on new tasks and responsibilities in the workplace, or finally hiking to that new smoke spot your co-worker has been raving about…it’s up to you to keep things fresh. Especially since work will not drain any significant amount of your energies, you will have plenty motivation left to smoke good once your work is finished.

Stick close to and stand by your most inner circle Taurus. You are likely to encounter more than one new face who wants their bad vibes to become yours. Remember, you have too much to do and so many loved ones who you already know want to share a smile and help you to smoke away those ill wills. So don’t get caught following others down their dreary paths. Blaze one up and be your own trail blazer. You ignite a spark in those nearest to you. Invite them to tag along. Together you will be headed towards better days and good vibes. Stay strong and smoke on stoner Taurus.

Taurus March 2017

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Stoner Taurus, the month of March will be a lively one indeed!  You can expect new achievements this month as well as some surprising situations.  It is important to trust your instincts when in doubt.  Aim for personal independence during this time period.  Rely less on your cannabis companions for help.  Focus on finding your own solutions as problems arise.  This will be a large and important step in expanding your character and ability to navigate through the cosmos.  There is a potential for conflict with coworkers or family, so be sure to address and resolve problems quickly before things have time to fester.  However, prevention is the best way to negate any issue, so take care to stay forward-minded and plan ahead.  Allow meditative healing time for yourself Stoner Taurus, as a positive mindset is paramount to your success this month.  Meditation, combined with the sacred herb, is one of the best ways to unwind and refocus your sights and align your interests with the universe.

In the work sphere you will face potential conflict.  Acting with clarity and motive will serve you well.  Adapt gracefully to change, but maintain adherence to your principles and resolutions.  This month holds promise for new beginnings, so seize this opportunity to take action on things you’ve been procrastinating.  It is essential that you stay positive in the face of stress, Stoner Taurus.  Your motivation level is directly tied to your emotional well-being; if you lose your temper, you may also lose your initiative.  Allow the sacred herb to guide and sooth you in tough times.  An indica dominant hybrid strain works wonderfully!

Stoner Taurus, your personal life this month is ultimately positive, as long as you handle the potential conflict properly.  Again, trust your instincts and intuition to guide you through troubled waters, and you will come out just fine.  You may see challenges with determining the correct course of action, but listen to your executive self and you will not be led astray.   To nourish relationships with cannabis companions, arrange an old-fashioned smoke circle complete with a zesty sativa strain.  Munchies, board games, and incense will enhance an enjoyable time as well.  Stay positive, Stoner Taurus, and know that this month will be whatever you make of it.

 

Taurus February 2017

Stoner Taurus, he following month of February will be an expansive and exciting one for you, particularly with your work life and relationships.  The stars and planets align to provide you with celestial support in your endeavors.  Your amount of personal determination and willpower will manifest this month in the fruits of your hard work.  Diligence, careful planning, and adaptability are key to your making the most of the month of February.  If you are feeling overwhelmed, challenged, or stressed, perhaps partake in some healing sacred herb and allow it to bring you clarity and align your focus with your goals.  Practice mindful meditation as well and watch your results accelerate you into a new state of mind.  Maintain morality and pure motives, and stay alerted to potential alternative paths that will, in a roundabout way, carry you to your end result.

In the work spectrum of your life this month, you can expect to achieve your goals but will need to work with individuals that may be difficult to interact with. You will need to dismiss ego and rigidity of thought.  Align your focus primarily with the end result being the beacon leading you to success.  Take advantage of meditative smoke sessions to focus on objective introspection, maintain the neutrality of your perspective, and watch for opportunities to reinvent your relationship with these difficult workmates.  Perhaps invite them over for a low key smoke session, and allow the herb to bind you together as friends.

Romantically, February is a promising month for Taurus.  If you are a single Taurus, however, it is in your best interest to act wisely.  Careful objective consideration with exploratory relationships could be the difference between hot romance and a lifelong love interest.  Stay open and positive, but be careful to not expose yourself too much or too quickly with new acquaintances.  This month carries a slight potential for the introduction of unreliable individuals in your life, so stay positive, but stay ready.  Remember to align your sights with your ultimate goal here, which is to gain a partner or friend who fulfills and completes you, expands your horizons, and proves to be a fun cannabis companion.

Taurus January 2017

The holidays are over, decorations put away, new gifts organized and you stoner Taurus are ready for 2017!  Happy New Year to you!  This month you will be filled with a zest for getting things done and you are well prepared.  A sativa strain will be your dearest friend this January so keep it close.

Your work is very important to you and it shows dearest Taurus.  You will find challenging experiences that will force you to imply patience and persuasiveness to get your way.  You are fit for these experiences you are fully capable of navigating them.  What will irritate you the most is the lack of trust your partners or managers have in your plans to further the company.   When you feel this irritation take a toke and work on another project.  Being pushy will get you nowhere fast.

Your social and family life will gladly let you go about your work freely; as they know that is what you need to do.  This absolutely does not let you off the hook to just “do your own thing”.  You will need to keep up with what is going on in the lives of your loved ones.  You don’t want to oversee an opportunity to help someone who gravely needs it.  This person will need your attention and your positive help.  Take the time to share a bowl with them and remember to be kind.  They know what the problem is.  They need help overcoming it.  And no, you cannot do it for them! Just be there and all will prevail!

Taurus December 2016

Stoner Taurus December will be an expansive period of time for you.  The universe will smile down on you with a warm cosmic breeze.  You will still be subject to all the beautiful emotions of the human spirit, but cosmic influences will guide you toward contentment and bliss.  This feeling could be so strong that you may not relate to your cannabis companions without the same fortune.  Look to spread the positivity and be the warm influence in the life of others.  Spark one up stoner Taurus, breathe in life and contemplate understanding.  You should concentrate your meditative smoke sessions on creativity and how you see yourself on this flying spacecraft we call Earth.

For the stoner Taurus stuck grinding in the corporate machine, December can be lucrative and liberating!  First, your warm positive attitude will create a situation where you can impress decision makers.  Your hard work and value will become known.  But the really exciting opportunity comes outside of the corporate grind.  You have an idea or a skill that you have been putting off to the side for far too long.  The economic machine enslaves, but it can liberate as well.  Have you ever heard of a nano business?  You don’t need a million dollars to start working on your idea.  December will be a great month to get started.

What would be a love life without passion!  The December time period will also spread this warm cosmic wind in matters of love and friendship.  Would you describe yourself as impulsive and fun?  December can bring you an opportunity to experience something new.  This period should bring excitement and assessment.  As you expand your horizons you are able to look back and assess who you are and who you want to be.

Taurus November 2016

As an earth sign, the stoner Taurus will feel right at home all month long this November.  This month should go along quite smoothly if you’re willing to do the work and stay grounded.  A well-balanced hybrid will be your best bet all month long.  So grab your most earth-happy pipe and some hemp wick and take them along for the ride.

If you are ready to roll with the punches and get your hands dirty at work, November will be a month of great advancement.  This is not the time to delegate your responsibilities.  Do the work yourself and you will find more joy in the outcome.  In no way will this be an easy non-thinking month.  You will need to keep your wits about you and be prepared to open your eyes a bit during the process of working as one with your colleagues.  Towards the end of the month be sure to share some green with these hard working folks and share your gratitude with them.  They are not used to the Bull of the zodiac and the workplace to be  openly grateful.  You and they will truly enjoy all elements of this bonding.

Speaking of bonding your home life should be emotionally satisfying and easy going.  If you are in a committed relationship you will reach your end goals by working together and staying harmonious.  Be sure to take the time to share your love and herb with them.  Be open to new ideas and don’t hesitate to ask questions that will lead to new horizons.  This may be the month to have a small get together at your humble abode.  I’m sensing a good sesh with the old hookah will do you all good! Listen to your cannabis companions with an open mind as you may need a bit of balance in your life.  These beautiful friends will help you with that.  Enjoy this month stoner Taurus. December holds much excitement.

Taurus October 2016

Stoner Taurus, it will feel good to be you in October.  All the senses and traits of the stoner Taurus will be tested in October, but on their terms.  As usual, the dueling characteristics of the stoner Taurus will be at odds in October.  As reliability & ambition battle against possessiveness & laziness, the stoner Taurus should feel right at home.

October will be a wild ride for the stoner Taurus.  There will be a huge amount of decisions and choices to be made in the October time period.  These decisions and choices will be varied and unpredictable.  The good news is that the stoner Taurus will have all the information required to make a positive impact on the universal clutter headed their way.

Ahhhh, all the information the stoner Taurus will need, and then some!  Here lies the problem with the month of October for the stoner Taurus, Information Overload!  The month may seem scrambled and chaotic at many points in the month like the beginning of the 1990 song Information Overload, by Living Colour.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help vitally in sorting through the cosmic clutter and making sense of where the information ends and the decision begins.  These points of decision making will be evident in work and play.  As all the information comes in stoner Taurus, don’t get over-loaded!  Mediation and moderation are the keys to successfully visualizing all the different choices and directions you can take in October.  Don’t over cook the cannabis or you may become over-baked.

Taurus September 2016

How do you look at challenges, stoner Libra?  Your perception of difficulties is imperative at this time.  Find yourself a good hybrid and keep it close by this month.  I strongly suggest taking a meditative smoke break at the very first of the month.  During this session ask your ego and higher self to join forces.  If you do not your ego could get out of hand and ruin any possible good that can happen this September.

Your working world has the potential to be most problematic.  Keeping your cool is what you need to do.  This has nothing to do with you personally.  If your ego is in check you will prevail.   You will feel as if your workload has doubled, and frankly, it will.  If you kept your herb with you, take a break, relax then figure out who to ask for help.  Asking for help is a sign of strength, do not think otherwise.  You can overcome this trying work month by doing what you do best; endure and overcome!  Your ego will be pleased by month’s end!

Let your love light shine this month.  It is true you will find some respite from your daily life with your loved one or friends.  Just remember that light always finds its way into the darkest of caverns.  If you have secrets hiding in the corners of your soul, September is the month that they will be brought out into the open.  Do not fear your past. It made you who you are today.  Just be tactful when sharing — especially if the  details are juicy.  As for your circle of friends:  It is your time to keep them busy.  Grab the dug out and hit the trails one day then pack the vape and hit the clubs another.  All in all this September will be a mixture of obstacles but also of times to be remembered.

Taurus August 2016

What kind of Karma have you been banking these past few years, stoner Taurus?  August 2016 will prove to be a tough month if you allow it to be.  Break out the hybrid buds and do your best to get through.

Your goals set in the past call to you in August Taurus.  Unfortunately, you will feel like they are stuck in wax so thick you cannot possibly reach them.  This is untrue, but you will have to work harder than you have in some time to accomplish them in your usual streamlined fashion.  I strongly suggest a medicated meditation session.  Opening your intuition will help guide you to the most rewarding path for any project you have at work.  By feeling your way through this month you will ultimately come out on top.

A solid family life with little drama is a dream of many.  You, my stoner Taurus, will have to be the one who puts in or gets out this month.  Whether it is clashing opinions with your lover or your mother, the drama will commence if you allow it to.  When it is acceptable, take a smoke break with whoever you may be tangled with and chill together before pushing the issues(s).  Be a good listener and learn as much as you can before you react in any given situation.  There does not have to be problems if you look at each potential fight as only a situation.  Your past Karma will truly play a hand in all personal relationships this month.  Keep your head up Taurus you are stronger than you think.

Taurus July 2016

Tokin’ it up Taurus!  How much fun the summer will bring you will all be based on how much you’ve built up your energies during the winter and spring seasons.  Odds are that you have rested much and have kept it low key.  But, now the sun is at full strength during July and you are more than ready to roll.  Keep the bowl packed and your bag packed so you will be ready to head out when the opportunity for adventure presents itself.  The surprises that happen to you this month will seem a little less unexpected if you think back to seeds that you’ve planted in the past.  This ground work may even be from so long ago that you forgot that to nurture these prospects.  Don’t worry, sometimes the universe has a way of bringing things full circle and now you will have the chance to see these hopes become reality.

 It is recommended that in the workplace that you do not take everything at face value.  Your peers may seem to want to help, but there will be a lingering feeling that they may have undeclared motives.  Do not ignore these feelings.  Nor is it recommended that you dwell on this fact.  You have your sacred herb off the clock to help keep you centered.  If your coworkers are not as fortunate to enjoy this peace producing plant, then share freely with them how it helps you.  Share the sacred herb, not the drama.  Being open and upfront will be the best approach in order to avoid turning the small issues into big ones.  When everyone involved is honest about where they are coming from, work will be much more enjoyable and everyone will be able to get more done.

Any problems on the home front, you can assume are your fault, Taurus.  This is not to make you feel bad.  In fact, the opposite is true.  By taking ownership of the roles you play, you will liberate your thoughts by understanding that you have the tools needed to correct the issues.  Be patient with your lover or those close to you.  All parties have things to learn from the other, but none benefit by trying to talk over each other.  If it takes grinding up some green in order to keep grounded, do that.  We can all find an equal playing field by passing around the pipe.  But, the herb should be used as a way to go deeper into the conversation, not a way to avoid it.

Taurus June 2016

The upside of this coming month, stoner Taurus, is that you will have control over the great majority of outcomes in all aspects of your life.  The downside…YOU will have control of the outcomes, which means if they do not work out the way you desired, that there will be no one else to blame.  To keep your momentum going, find a nice sativa strain of the sacred herb.  Although the only problems you will encounter are the ones that you create for yourself, it will not hurt to inhale a bit more creativity into your life – and if it’s not used for problem-solving this simply means you can apply it to new adventures and undertakings.

Do not be surprised if those around you attempt to enlist you to be part of their team in the workplace.  Your peers will notice your accomplishments outside of the job and will want to have access to your enthusiasm and energies.  Be aware of burnout–and we’re not talking the results of one too many puffs from the pipe.  Your ability to problem solve will be in ‘high’ demand this month.  But, again, the upside is that you will get to choose the projects that you invest yourself into.  If you are close to your cohorts at work, then you all should be able to grind hard during the nine to five, and grind herb when everyone is off the clock.  So, handle your business at work and all will better enjoy handling the pipe when it’s finally time to unwind.

June can be as dynamic as you want it to be, stoner Taurus.  All the positivity that is apparent in your inner and work life will transfer over to the area of love and loved ones.  By spending more time paying attention to your wants you will be able to better identify your needs and the needs of those closest to you.  If the unlikely situation does occur and you are unsure of how to move forward: slow your roll, roll one up, and burn one down before making any rash decisions.  As long as the problem isn’t between you and your significant other, then you can always rest peacefully knowing that you can spark up some of that calming cannabis and pass it your friend.

Taurus May 2016

Do you feel the strength of a warrior building within you stoner Taurus?  Allow that feeling to grow and emerge from within.  This beautiful month of May will need you to be grounded and strong in your earthly ways.  You have much work ahead of you and will need every bit of strength to become the outright champion.  Do not be fickle in your choices of meditative herb this month.  Stick to a sativa during daylight hours.  

Your biggest foes you will face at work.  It will seem as if they are all coming at you at once.  Make the time to utilize the sativa early in the month and allow your brain to wonder and mull over each possible outcome.  You will be able to be more flexible this way and see who or what it is that needs to be conquered.   Yes, stoner Taurus it is only one that you absolutely must take on.  Giving yourself time to gain perspective will lead you to triumph.  The rest will fall to the wayside.

That warrior that grows inside of you this month will be remarkable in the realm of personal relationships.  By gaining much personal strength in your working world, it will pour into your self confidence and overflow onto others.  You will be noticed.  You will have choices.  Frankly some of them may scare you.  Be bold stoner Taurus.  Offer that hybrid smoke to your new found interest and watch the magic begin.

Taurus April 2016

Stoner Taurus, April will bring an overall positive life stage for you.  Although at times, things may not go the way you had planned, the outcome will still be in your favor.  Remember, life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.  The main issue you will face this month, in usual Taurus fashion, will be yourself and your ability to control your emotions.  If you are unable to control your emotions and begin acting on them, problems are likely to arise.  If you are quick to mend problems in a timely fashion, all will be well, but if you leave issues sitting on the back burner for too long, the outcomes will surely be much worse than you could have anticipated.

Listen to that little voice inside of you.  Your intuition is strong, and it will be the most reliable resource you have this month.  If you own your own business, take any and all tasks into your own hands if you want them done correctly.  Cross out those to do lists, one item at a time.  Don’t over exert yourself, and take a quick smoke break whenever you start to feel overwhelmed.  Slow and steady gets the job done.  No matter how many times the story is told, the tortoise will always win the race.

You have your own issues to deal with, but that won’t stop friends and family from feeling obligated to burden you with their personal issues as well.  Take a deep breath and smile.  It is up to you to make sure that these negative feelings don’t bog you down.  Worry about yourself and your own happiness.  Keep yourself busy with activities that bring you happiness. Hiking, movies, concerts, picnics, afternoon strolls…  Anything to keep your mind positive and your vibrations high.  Let your main girl, Maryjane be close by your side this month.  You will find a whole new appreciation for her healing powers.

Taurus March 2016

Well, Stoner Taurus, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems likely that you will be in a constant battle all March long… With yourself… In your head.  That is if you are not receptive to others thoughts and opinions during this time.  It is important that you try to be as mutable and open to all forms of interpretation.  I’m not saying that you’re necessarily wrong on where you stand on any specific matter, rather you would benefit greatly from the opportunity to assess your own thought processes as well as understanding that your way is not the only way.  March will be a month to gently lean on the sacred herb.

Taurus, ignorance is not always bliss.  Uncomfortable situations make you cringe (almost as much as change…blehh).  You will be forced to deal with certain matters this month that push the levels of your comfort zone whether you like it or not.  Take this as an opportunity for introspection and personal growth.  This will allow you to better understand and empathize with others in the future.

You must not avoid people or potential problems.  You’ll have to face these obstacles head on, like the bull you are.  You would greatly benefit from some form of meditation, even if it’s just a walk around the block.  Keep yourself elevated and use the powers of the sacred herb whenever possible; this will help keep your mind wide open and judgements to a minimum.  It can also be the peace offering if you find yourself in a disagreement. If you are able to stay out of your own way this month, you will be just fine.  Just remember that we are all here looking for the same things; love and acceptance.

Taurus February 2016

Stoner Taurus, this month you’ll have to remember that sometimes, you have to smoke the ash hit to truly appreciate the green hits.  February will be a difficult time for the Taurus’ of the planet as they will face many small obstacles and hardships during this time.  Individually these mishaps will not seem like much, but when they are all piled onto each other it can be the cause of destruction if you are not careful.  After all, it was the straw that broke the camel’s back.  This is a great time to test your mental strength.  Laughter is the best medicine, so you should be able to laugh at your own mistakes and have the strength to accept the things that you can’t change.  But Maryjane is a close second, so you should also have the herb to smoke yourself to a more positive mental state.

You’ll be a little sluggish at work and may struggle to accomplish tasks on time, or at the expected level of quality.  If you are in a management position, you will need to figure out a way to make up for you lack of productivity so you do not draw too much attention to yourself.  If you are not in a management position, it will be much easier for you to scrape by without much notice.  Taurus, you have the power to overcome each and every obstacle thrown at you if you can be mindful of your mood and efficient in your actions. In the end, the outcome is always in your hands, even if it seems that the world is conspiring against you at times.  Use the sacred herb to relax and help you unwind at the end of your day.  Avoid the wake and bake this month if you can.

Find comfort knowing that at least you’ll have the never ending love and support of your friends and family, even in the hardest of times.  The unwavering devotion of your significant other, and your friends willingness to help will be much needed this month.  Show them how much you appreciate them.  Enjoy February as much as you can.  The smoke will clear sooner than you know, and remember, peace and love will conquer all.

Taurus January 2016

Stoner Taurus the new year is bringing you many new situations. You need to look at the big picture to see clearly what actions you’ll need to take to stay on track.  Lean on the sacred herb in times when you need quiet contemplation.  You will need quiet contemplation this month!  Be sure to make time for this and allow for each emotion to be felt throughout your meditation to properly gauge how to portray yourself this month in all roles you play.

The hardest impact you will face this month is in your smoking circle. There is nothing you can do to prepare for the blind side hit you will face as it is a very important lesson.  You are steadfast in recovery so do not allow yourself to wallow in the despair you’ll certainly encounter.  Find solace in the fact that what remains of your group of friends after this will be closer than ever and you’ll be bonded in a realm that has always been just out of reach.  As for love:  Don’t be bullheaded. Allow petty disagreements to slide and spend some quality time embracing each other.

Allow the positivity of your business life to radiate through you all month long.  You may not be bringing in the big bucks this month but you are on the proper path.  Do not question the path you’ve chosen simply allow yourself to flow down its path.  Do dot your i’s, cross your t’s, be mindful of your co-workers and keep a decisive way about you and things will be great.  You will find you need your pipe less at work.  Save that green for the home scene where you will need it most!  It’s all about yin and yang this month Stoner Taurus and you can and will come out on top.

Taurus December 2015

Stoner Taurus, December will be an incredibly positive and bright life stage for you.  You energy levels soar so high that even those who come into contact with you can’t deny their power right now.  Your optimism will give you a refreshing outlook on your life and your future.  Your chakras are in alignment, and your mental and physical health will be in full force.  You will be riding a natural high all month long.  Having a little stash of pre-rolled J’s on hand would best suit your vibe this month, especially considering how often you may find yourself in an unexpected smoke session with a new friend.

You may experience a new found clarity this month, breaking down a mental blockage that had been affecting your work for some time now.  Once you have gained access through this barrier, progress will continue at a rapid rate.  There may be a project that you’ve had on the back burner, that you are finally ready to tackle.

You are empowered by your ability to give the gift of love so generously.  You get back what you put out, and the world around you receives your love and sends it back full force.  While some people don’t believe in luck, you might want to consider entering some kind of contest or buying a lottery ticket while the stars emanations are affecting you so strongly.

Taurus November 2015

It may feel like the Universe is conspiring against you during November, stoner Taurus.  Most aspects of your life will become sources of stress for you.  Your career, significant other, friends and family; it will all be directly affected by the negative energies the planets have created for you right now.  The most important thing you can do for yourself this month is to remain true to yourself, and put your wants and needs above all others, no matter the outcome.

As far as work is considered, don’t make any permanent decisions unless you are sure that is what YOU want.  To avoid any extra tension, you should definitely listen to the input of your co-workers, friends, and family so they know that they are being heard.  However, you should completely disregard their opinions and do not factor them into your thought process.

Finances may suffer this month, so avoid any extra spending.  I would HIGHly recommend using any extra money on some really good herb to help you smoke about and forget about all the chaos that November will bring.  If you end up having multiple nights in with your pipe and Netflix this month, I will not hold it against you, especially since you are having such difficulty connecting with others anyway.  Despite what seems like an all-around bad situation, if you keep a positive mind-set you will surely be able to handle anything that is thrown at you, and the shimmering light at the end of the month will not seem so far away.

Taurus October 2015

You’re set up for some smooth sailing this month, Stoner Taurus.  During October, the Cosmos are perfectly aligned to supply you with nothing but positive reinforcements.  Overall, life should be pretty “chill”.  You are calm and collected, full of energy, and focused.  You don’t need to worry about any seriously pressing issues interrupting your flow. You have everything you need to confidently succeed.

Take advantage of all that extra energy you’ve been given this month and put it to good use!  You will have many unique opportunities present themselves to you.  They will not be necessarily ‘easy’ tasks, but through persistence and self-discipline you should come out on top with minimal setbacks.  Believe in yourself, and others will follow.  If the workload starts to pile up, it is okay to accept help.  Just be sure that the intentions of the person trying to help are of good nature.

As for your personal relationships, keep that cherry lit!  It is important that you continue to nourish your relationship, as this is a crucial time for growth.  Get creative, and keep things interesting.  Use the creative power of a Sativa to help you brainstorm new and exciting activities that you and your partner can enjoy together.  If you are a solo-stoner at this time, your true friends will find great joy out of your company, so avoid going into hermit-mode in your down time.  Your vibrations are so high right now, Stoner Taurus.  It would be a shame to keep to yourself.

Taurus September 2015

Stoner Taurus, patience will be your saving grace this month.  If you are not careful, September has the potential to bring many situations that will be stickier than freshly heated resin.  Arguments with your friends or colleagues is more probable than you’d like to think.  Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’s inevitable.  Inhale green goodness, exhale brown bull.  

Trying to fly under the radar will be in your best interest this month.  Do your best to not to overstep any boundaries or give your unsolicited input on a topic.  Yes, we all know your highly opinionated, and (odds are) you’re probably right, but bite your tongue and keep it to yourself for now or you’ll have no smoking buddies left by the end of the month.  Remember:  Patience is key.  If you can silently watch from the sidelines, and focus on yourself, you’ll gradually start to see things smooth over by the end of the month.

It is likely that you’ll be feeling conflicted or confused about some major issues.  Know that it’s not the ganja clouding your mind.  Just keep on that righteous path you’ve been on for the last few months.  You are very intuitive, even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes. Although you’ll be laying low, you can still help to raise your vibration.  It has to start from the inside out.  Love and acceptance conquers all.  Now is a good time for inner reflection and it would be wise to escape the social beckonings of others at this time.  Grab your sacred herb and your favorite traveling pipe, and head for the hills.  Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than connecting with nature, and what better way to say goodbye to Summer?   

Taurus August 2015

The month of August will be an overall peaceful month for you, Stoner Taurus.  You have an overwhelming support team keeping you out of harm’s way and deflecting any negative energies right now.  Although you will feel an overall sense of contentment, this month will have your energy levels cashed out.

With such low energy levels, don’t set your sights in the sky.  Try to be more realistic.  Take this time to perfect your work and cementing the accomplishments that you’ve already made.  With the creativity boost of a great sativa, you might come up with a more productive process for a current task.  Try to take it easy with the smoke therapy; even sativa can have a way of knocking you down, making you even more sluggish than before when smoked in excess.  Let’s not be hot boxing any offices now 😉

While the planets are protecting you this month, have no doubt that your lover, now more than ever, is your rock, your savior, your serenity.  You will spend a lot of time basking in each other’s glow and love for the other.  The best part is that it will not have to be forced.  There’s nowhere you’d rather be during this time.  It might be a good time for the two of you to escape the rest of the world and just relax.  The connection between the two of you is so strong right now, you won’t need Maryjane to get high!

Taurus July 2015

Stoner Taurus, July will be an overall positive life stage for you, especially in the way of finances which should be a nice change of pace for you!  Your only real issues this month will stem from your ability to keep your emotions in check.  My advice is to keep your smoking habits a little on the lighter side this month.  Thus making it less likely to get caught up in a negative downward spiral that could come if you hyper-focus on any negative feelings for too long.  A nice Indica will provide you with the relaxing sensations you seek, without all the foggy brain.

You will be presented with many new opportunities for financial gain if you are paying close enough attention.  They will more than likely come outside of your day job, and could open the door for a new career path if you are able think outside of the box.  Identify your personal strengths, and choose the opportunity that you think will best suit you.  If you puff, puff, pass on one opportunity, don’t worry, the right one will reveal itself in good time.  Have confidence in yourself and your decisions.  Only you can know what suits you best.

In the way of personal relationships, July will be a relatively pleasant time for you my stoner Bull.  It will seem that you and your lover are in perfect harmony with one another.  Don’t let this time go to waste!  Try to plan a vacation together or a series of mini dates, even if it’s a couch-locked cuddle session while binge watching Netflix.  The one on one time will definitely be appreciated.  However, there may be someone else in your life that is causing you stress.  Stoner Taurus, whether you like to admit it or not, you have a tendency to be quite stubborn in your ways.  Take a step back, LISTEN, and think before you speak.  You are not always right.  On the other hand, if you can approach the situation in a calm and mature manner (keeping all high strung emotions at bay):  You will be able to tell if the issue can be resolved or if this person is doing more harm than good in your life.  Ultimately this will help you to feel good about the outcome however it may work out.

Taurus June 2015

June will be a month of powerful positive influences for my Stoner Taurus.  You will receive very positive energies that will aid you in the many life-defining moments.  These moments that you will encounter may be specifically directed to you or they may very well be in your quest to help others.  I suggest keeping your dug out with you at all times this month filled with a nice hybrid.  You will seek the many moments to have a nice quiet meditation all on your own.

Your career will not be at a standstill this month.  Duly note that by the end of the month, everything around you will change.  These changes will continue at a gradually increasing rate as time progresses.  It is best that you prepare yourself now, so that you can take all these changes with grace.  This does not mean that the Bull will not be presented with career opportunities at this time; rather, there will be many difficult obstacles that stand in your way.  Take a side line position and be as objective as possible.  Avoid making any serious decisions this month.  Keep it simple, stick to the basics, and continue to show your value by day to day tasks on a much smaller scale.

Your personal relationships will be where you shine brightly this month.  You will start to see your life purpose in a much brighter light than ever before.  Have no doubt that if your desires are pure of heart and not based on greed, the Universe will be there to help make sure you get you deserve.  You might have many people come to you for help.  It is your job to help guide them back to the path of righteousness.  Put all your effort into providing  a better, more loving place for yourself and those around you.  Be as patient and sympathetic as possible, and be free of all judgments.  Your light is so bright, especially now with the stellar positivity as your ally, and the world is counting on you to share all that love you have inside of you.  If you start to feel overwhelmed by all of the outside vibrations you will be exposing yourself to, take some time for good outdoor meditation session to reset.  They hybrid I suggested earlier will help to keep your creativity up and your body and mind at ease.  You mustn’t neglect yourself this month Taurus, as you are much needed in the Universe!

Taurus May 2015

Well Stoner Taurus, if nothing else were to go your way this month, at least most of you have birthdays to celebrate!  Luckily for you, that is not the case!  It seems, you have a lot to be optimistic about during May.  Energies will be riding high and your overall physical and mental health will be in fantastic shape.  This will be a great time for you to do some self reflection and growth.  You may need to do some work on balancing those chakras.

This month you should really try to see the weed jar half full, as you will experience many more successes than disappointments.  During the first ten day period, it may feel as if you are standing still and your life is changing drastically around you.  Try to get your thoughts in order before acting.  You might be able to find serenity with meditation.  You can decide to stay stuck in your own conservative ways, or you can jump on board the train to progression and reap the benefits.  If any problems do arise, just take them on one at a time.  Be efficient and fair; do not waste precious time and mental energy over thinking your decisions.  After the 20th, you can expect an increase of incoming finances.  Don’t forget to spark one up from time to time to treat yourself for all the great work you’ve been doing.

While your cash flow and career are flowing smoothly, you may find difficulty maintaining relationships to those close to you and you may have to put forth a little extra effort.  Be forewarned: around the second ten day period a deep rooted problem may come bubbling to the surface that requires your immediate attention.  Whether it is a question of commitment with your significant other or an issue that has been left alone with a close friend, do not avoid it.  Be honest and sincere, and whatever you do, do not find yourself caught in a lie.  The truth has a way of always rearing it’s ugly head.  Have the confidence to stand behind your decisions, and know that the outcome at the end of the month is, it is truly up to you!

Taurus April 2015

My dear sweet and stubborn stoner Taurus, April will prove to be a difficult row to hoe.  Think of April as a month of personal and entrepreneurial growth.  You will be given enough of life’s energy to get through this.  Please brace yourself and keep the sacred herb around for times you need to reflect on the happenstance of negativity that will surround you .

As for the happenstance of negativity, it is just that.   In the workplace you will need to do your best to separate yourself from what negative influences surround you.  This does not mean to drift off into the couch lock of the sacred herb and float by!  Pay attention to what is happening but do not invest yourself emotionally.   If you’re a business owner expect a less profitable month.  You can change how things are done, but honestly what is going on just needs to be worked through.  If you are an employee it is time to become more productive than you have been before.  If you can, take some time off as not to let April get you down about your job.

In the realm of love my stoner Taurus, be prepared to deal with some sticky icky and I’m not talking about the herb.  Absolutely do not instigate anything with your lover in the beginning of April.  Stay away from depressants and stick to a strain of herb that will allow you to keep mellow.  Whatever the problem is you can handle it without a fight.  Later in the month you will have to make the decision to let it go.  Whether it is bitterness, anger or resentment it all must go.  If you cannot it will be awhile before you can move forward.  Whatever the circumstance is you need to face it and take responsibility for your decisions.

Taurus March 2015

Stoner Taurus, you are going to experience an overall sense of balance during the month of March.  Although you may find yourself coming to a few crossroads where it is necessary to make some definitive decisions on an issue.  Don’t ignore your intuition.  While the “right” choice might seem like it’s lost in a smoky haze, your soul will guide you down the right path.

When it comes to your personal relationships, you and your partner may find a long standing argument that has been dormant for too long start to bubble up again.  It is preparing to explode if it’s not dealt with.  It is time to finally try to resolve the issue and gain some clarity and peace of mind at last.  Now is not the time to act out of passion.  Think before you speak.  You’ll want to be aware of your emotions, but you must not let them take control of you.  If it starts to feel overwhelming, take a smoke break.  It’s like a medicated breathing exercise.  If you are alone, don’t think you’re off the hook.  Taurus, you are, and will always be, your own worst enemy.  You might start feeling old criticisms or issues about yourself resurfacing; rather than picking up an old fight with someone else work on these issues.  Recognize them and deal with them.  Like Bob Marley said, “none but ourselves can free our minds”.  Shed all that negativity you’ve been carrying around for so long.

The professional outlook for you, Stoner Taurus, all depends on the position you hold.  For the Average Joe, your career for this month looks like it’s some pretty smooth sailing.  Normal tiffs with co-workers may arise, but aside from that, feel free to kick back, relax, and enjoy.  The Taurus entrepreneur will unfortunately have to deal with more unpleasant situations and decision making.  Not only will you struggle to reach your competitors, but your partners and yourself will not be seeing eye to eye.  Just remember to stay calm, and your intelligence and confidence will be your key advantage in any situation.

Taurus February 2015

Stoner Taurus, you should be able to puff, puff, pass right through this month with ease.  The planets are positioned in your favor with none of them having any real lasting effects on you while the sun casts down it’s positive influences.  However, there is a small chance that the Taurus could be affected by Chiron’s negative and destructive energies if you let your guard down.

Your professional life should stay pretty mellow during February.  Take this opportunity to be bold.  Don’t be afraid to venture off the beaten path.  The biggest risk is not taking any risk.  Play it smart and be sure to have a back up plan.  If you are currently working with, or for someone, try broadening your tasks and responsibilities.  Remember to keep that positive mind set.  Negativity breeds negativity.

While February probably won’t bring on any huge life altering events, you may be in for a surprising turn of events.  Each decision you make will ultimately play into the outcome of your future.  Do not put too much thought into this.  Simply listen to your heart and just do what feels right.  There may be an individual or situation that it would be in your best interest to separate yourself from.  Be in tune with your natural vibrations and the universe will let you know the right thing to do.  Try to spend some time alone.  Music and meditation will keep your chakras balanced, and the herb will keep your mindset right.  It is important, now more than ever, that you stay true to yourself.

Taurus January 2015

Stoner Taurus, you will find yourself embarking on new adventures in January.  It’s time to find your way out of the stale smoke and into a place where you can blossom like a beautiful crop in flower.

This month the green will be limited funding on both ends of the spectrum.  As a wise man once said, “no cash flow, no grass smoke”.  The old one hitter will be your best ally. Use your resources sparingly, and the later half of the month will be much nicer on your wallet.

Pressures from family and close friends could challenge your positive state of mind.  When you find yourself faced with negative energies, grab your best sativa and burn one down to help you get back on track.  Don’t let yourself be affected.  You will bounce back from the setbacks with more momentum.

Your intuition will have a strong pull on you this month.  Now is the time to be more daring in social and business settings.  Being modest will get you nowhere, Stoner Taurus, and this will apply to you more than ever in January.  Take a dab and let go of any expectations or rigid values, thus finding surprising solutions that you’ve never thought of before.