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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Scorpio we are entering into a month of re-balancing.  This October exercise in stability will pull your guarded emotional fringes back to center.  No more leaning on emotional crutches my fierce Scorpion!  By the end of the second Fall month you will be standing firmly on two feet, square, balanced, and confident.

Lean into the cosmic winds of stability with balanced cannabis hybrid strains.  All things we meditate internally will be manifested externally.  Use the magical manifesting powers of the sacred herb to target your meditative smoke sessions on calm and contentment.

Slow your roll stoner Scorpio, and toke time to settle terrestrial anxieties.

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Intensity may not be a word you use to describe yourself, but this may be the exact word used by people who cross you on the wrong side of the path.

One of the amazing powers of our cannabis copilot is the window it provides into ourselves.  As you focus on balance in October, you may see the intensity you wield on the terrestrial plane.  The sacred herb may show you the results of friendly fire from your powerful stinger.

Understanding your power is an important step in the process of internal re-balancing.

By the night of the Full Moon of the 20th, this exercise in stability will begin to bear fruit.  Maintain your prescription of balanced hybrid cannabis strains; but now your third eye internal gaze will turn from critical and analytical to appreciation.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of love.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session near the Full Moon.  The exercise in re-balancing will open up a new window into yourself.  

Use the sacred herb to connect with yourself.  Allow positive thoughts, appreciation, and love to wash over your spirit.

By the end of the month the outward terrestrial benefit from this cosmic re-balancing will be plain to see.  As you appreciate and love yourself, so will the canna-fam and broader smoke circle.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month sets up to be a blessed period, but it won’t be devoid of tactical nuance.  So much of the universal influence  and support in September centers around effort born from creativity, married to community.  Wow, that was a mouthful.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb to tap into the creative complex of the cosmos.  A cannabis strain like Purple Haze could be the perfect tool to tap the cosmic collective consciousness.

Stoner Scorpio, the ideas and inspiration that come from this early meditative medicated smoke session will most likely focus on community.  Any adventure worth doing is better done with the canna-fam.

Ok stoner Scorpio, you have the ideas.  You have the network of nug-loving canna-buddies.  The remainder of September will be all about hard work and patience.

Early moments in the month will require tapping into the creative vibes of the universal flow.  The remainder of the month will require hard work to execute the creative mining.

Load the stash jar with a cannabis strain that supports mental focus.  Sour Diesel should do nicely.  Manifestation on our terrestrial plane requires more than meditation stoner Scorpio.  Use your cannabis copilot to support the effort, and clarity, required to execute your

creative concoctions.

My fierce Scorpion, there is one hidden element out of your control that must be discussed.  Your network of canna-buddies will be required to fulfill your cosmic creation.  However, you cannot control their level of effort or excitement in your project.

Understanding and empathy are tools required of any kind project leader.  

Once again, you can use the enlightened connection of the sacred herb to assist you in harnessing the herd.  When frustration mounts, toke a timeout with cannabis.  Reset

your mindset.  Manifest patience.  All things worth doing are best done together.  But we all have different speeds in which we operate.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays?  Not you, not this August!  No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming.

And it comes fast stoner Scorpio.  Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August as all your hard work recently will transition to project completion and professional development.

Be mindful my stoner Scorpion.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision toward your ambitious options.  Use your keen canna-eyesight to analyze the available projects and your valuable time resource.  The key to August will be to embrace the ambitious celestial influence with confidence, but also with conservative logic.

Stoner Scorpio, your spirit animal will morph into a work horse with an abundance of options on the terrestrial plane.  But this cosmic blessing is also a hidden trap.  

You may want to walk or run down all the trails in front of you.  Take on every challenge available.  The universe will provide a brisk wind to power your ambitious sails, but this very same positive influence could be a trap door for negativity.  

Gluttony of ambition could leave you bloated and overwhelmed once the music stops.

This is where your cannabis prescription for August will play a key role.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb to lay out a cost benefit analysis of the potential projects and the available time resource each will consume.

Stoner Scorpio, pack bowls of high CBD cannabis for the ambitious work day.  Hold stash jar reserves of the Indica species for the evening unwind.  Your daily routine will follow this formula:  Grind – Appreciate – Repeat.  

Reflective appreciation for life, and what you have built, will be a necessary step to maintain the momentum of ambitious progress.  These medicated meditative moments of pause in between task mastery will also assist with relationships within the smoke circle.

The New Moon of the 8th marks an important window of clarity within the cosmic hustle and bustle of August.  It is impossible to move past errors, mistakes, and transgressions without acknowledging them stoner Scorpio.  The cosmos will offer insight and progress with the passing of the New Moon on the 8th.  But it will be up to you to inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and turn your third eye gaze inward.  Self analysis is never easy, but the breakthroughs last a lifetime.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio rejoice!  It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits.  Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots.  Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down.

The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination to recoil from outward ambition.  Tail tingling, you should strut your stuff on the terrestrial plane in the second Summer month.

It’s time to come out of your cozy cave stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  The cosmos will bring a logical gust of wind into your house this month.  This base logical influence, mixed with your bright and energetic Sativa cannabis copilot, will allow you to shed your natural guards.

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Sharpen your stinger stoner Scorpio!  No soul will be injured, but your powers must be on full display in July.  Especially at the beginning of the month, release tension with contemplative smoke sessions.  Dive deep into yourself.

Now is the time to ask important questions of yourself and the universe.  Answers will surely be found this month stoner Scorpio.  And these answers will come without reservation or injury.  Your cannabis copilot will assist in the creativity of inquiry, and the rationale of response.

But what is a smooth Summer month without adventure?  Buckle up, hit the road, and make sure you take your cannabis travel kit with you.  Whether it is a backyard barbeque with the ganja gang, or a nighttime dip under the celestial lights, fun favors the baked my stellar Scorpion.

Feel the energy of the moment stoner Scorpio.  Opening yourself up to the wonder of the universe, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, may not be your usual jam.  But universal support will accentuate an expansive mind and body this month.

So much of this cosmic tale works in concert with the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  But if nerves and emotions start to fray with burnt bowls under the Summer sun, be sure to mix in a cannabis strain like Harlequin with low THC levels.  Perhaps you smoke the Green Crack during meditative question inducing smoke sessions, and Harlequin during the ambitious answering adventures.

The world is yours this month stoner Scorpio, smoke it like you own it!