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Libra Stoner Horoscope August

Get ready for fun in the sun stoner Libra.  Positive solar rays will be beaming expansive influence in August.  Perhaps this is the pay-off from months of hard work.  Perhaps it’s just dumb luck, or destiny.  Thankfully this cosmic wind of universal support won’t come with many requirements or traps.  Simple PMA, a positive mental attitude, will be the key to a successfully happy month.

Universal influence in the final Summer month will support smoke circle expansion and endo-excursions with the canna-fam.  Make sure your toker’s travel kit is packed and loaded!  Be sure to include a few varying cannabis strains so you have the right tool for the right moment.  And of course, “don’t forget to bring a towel.”

Are you familiar with the Law of Attraction stoner Libra?  Basically, anything you can imagine will manifest in this terrestrial world.  Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Dare to dream what it is you truly want in the final Summer month.  

This is a magical time for you stoner Libra.  Anything is possible.  But, be sure to inhale the positive nature of the sacred herb.  Emanated negativity could manifest poor outcomes.  Puff puff pass positivity stoner Libra.  

Part of what makes August so magical for the stoner Libra is the hard work that you have put into personal progress this year.  I am sure you have rolled your eyes at the many prompts to use the sacred herb to look deeper inside.  But all those exercises in self reflection will start to pay off stoner Libra.  

Before you exit August, be sure to look back, and take note with the marijuana smoke, at the how and why you received so many blessings this month.  You might find the power was always within you stoner Libra, not universal influence.

Leo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Leo let’s get lit in August!  Universal influence will be beaming with sunny rays that accentuate the traits of the stoner Lion.  As long as you mind your self reflection, expansive progress and smokin good times are assured in the final Summer month.

The leader of the stoner Zodiac must be confident and certain.  However, the confident stoner Lion can come off as arrogant in their certainty. They can seem conceited in application of their knowledge.  

Toke time with your sacred cannabis copilot throughout August. The cannabis strain does not matter this month.  The depth of your medicated meditations does not matter this month.  What matters most is the honesty and visibility you place within yourself.  Bob Marley once said famously, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  

As you travel through the August time period, fun loving conversations, interesting inquiry, and intelligent debate will be essential to the progress of the month.  But, honest self reflection will be key to harmony within the smoke circle.

Stoner Leo, it’s your birthday, let’s party!  This will truly be a blessed period for the rambunctious Lion.  Passing joints and matching bowls won’t be a problem at the smoke circle this month.  

As your sign transits through your neighbor Virgo’s influence, you might pick up some helpful budgeting tips, and conservative money traits.  Nobody regrets responsible partying in future time periods stoner Leo.  The universe and your cannabis copilot should help you avoid running up debt to fund exciting endo-excursions.

Holy cow stoner Leo!  How do you lead the stoner Zodiac all over this terrestrial plane?  It must be exhausting!

In August there will be waves of intelligent design sent your way.  These cosmic waves could boost your ability to lighten the load of the canna-crew through delegation.  You have been contemplating ways to ease your burden stoner Leo.  

Toke time to meditate throughout the month with our green goddess of inspiration.  Our friendly female sensimilla can help you manifest the creativity to develop new ways to lighten the load of leadership.

Careful though stoner Leo.  We spoke earlier about the ability to monitor one’s communication and hubris.  All of the blessings of August come with the need to monitor yourself in a mirror.  Puff the sacred herb, and remote view yourself with an empathetic eye.  

Your internal drives, buoyant bubbly nature, and the sunny influence from the cosmos, will all combine to create a month to remember.  But it’s the kindness and compassionate self critique embedded in the daily cannabis affirmations that will push your success into progress.

Push positivity stoner Leo.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

Are you ready stoner Gemini?  I know you are.  And the stoner Zodiac is waiting with anticipation.  August will be the time of the Twin, and the world will be a more exciting, and colorful place because of it.  

The universe will be shining a big bright light on you stoner Gemini.  Don’t get stage fright.  We all need you to perform.  Thankfully, this big bright beam will also come with a welcome, calming, creative influence to assist in your mission.  Stock the stash jar early in August with Sativa cannabis strains and Sativa dominant hybrids.  

On your quest for adventure in August on the terrestrial stage of life, the entire stoner Zodiac will look to the Twin for guidance and entertainment.  Avoid the couch lock, and potential heady paranoia of the Indica species in August.  Lean into your quest with bright, airy, energetic Sativas.  

Sounds like a lot of pressure right?  Don’t sweat it stoner Gemini.  Cosmic chaos will be replaced by an organized influence of destiny in August.  You always have a lot to say; now this time the entire smoke circle will listen.  

But wait, there’s more!  Perhaps this month is tailor made for the bifurcated stoner Twin.  Because one side will enjoy the attention, and the other side will find freedom in creativity.

The sacred Sativa prescription for August is perfect for this cosmic influence as well.  

Breathe stoner Gemini.  Inhale.  There are plenty of time periods where you may feel split, as the dual nature of your soul battles against each other.  This month, the Twin will be as one, working together in harmony.  

When I say ‘creative’, I mean it in a broad sense of the word.  It shouldn’t be applied strictly to artistic endeavors.  This month the trail of adventure is calling.  The bright beam of energetic influence and cosmic creativity will broaden the smoke circle, and manifest a choose-your-own-adventure situation with the canna-crew.  

Speak up stoner Gemini!  You know where the action is this month.  Bring as many canna-buddies along with you as you can.  

Make sure to keep a ‘go bag’ with you at all times:  Plenty of bud, a versatile travel piece to combust it with, and a light.  As you feel the creative flow in August, there is no telling where you might end up, and who you might be smoking with.  Stay hydrated yo!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Cancer, you are known for being the most cautious and calculating of all the stoner Zodiac; usually you prefer to take the tried-and-true path over the road less traveled. But, this month the chronic-loving Crab will have the chance to get in touch with their more spontaneous side. 

This doesn’t mean you should let all of your inhibitions go up in smoke, but you can allow yourself license to listen when you hear adventure calling.

Go ahead stoner Cancer, indulge in eating that extra edible, spend a little more to get the new piece you REALLY want, or treat yourself to an ounce of your favorite top-shelf nugs.  You’ve earned it! 

And it doesn’t all have to be cannabis related, my methodical Crab. Now is the season to shake up the status quo. Dye your hair a far-out color, or try the new hairstyle you’ve been wanting, but weren’t sure you could pull off.  If you’re feeling that your wardrobe is worn out, now is the time to refresh your threads and let your outer style reflect your hidden inner spunk!

Stoner Cancer, keep in mind that transformation is just a possibility, not a requirement during this period. If you want to completely reimagine how you present yourself to your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, then light one up to spark your imagination and let the metamorphosis begin!

But, you can also embrace smaller, more subtle changes:  Like getting rid of bad habits that might be slowing you down at work, or starting a new workout routine and focusing more on your health.

Just remember that most things are best in moderation stoner Cancer. While there are a seemingly infinite number of new strains to sample, and endless endo-excursions to embark upon, it will be important for you to keep your calculating gaze on the other kind of green:  Your finances.

Stoner Cancer, this means you will have to meditate and reflect on the difference between what it is that you WANT, and what you actually NEED. Toke time to contemplate the cost benefit analysis.  Whether it’s shopping for your new style, or taking off with the canna-fam on one of your many Summer smoke sessions.  

You don’t want to burn through your savings, or your stash, before the sunny season is over.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

What a wonderful time to be a stoner Capricorn!  The final Summer month will bring blessings of opportunity and understanding to the plotting Sea-Goat.

Stoner Capricorn, I understand that your primary modes are logic based, and it certainly has suited you well on our terrestrial plane.  But early in the month you will have the opportunity to dive deep into cosmic modes of thinking that you may have forced into the closet in

the past.  

The sacred herb has helped you touch on esoteric concepts of spirituality, but in August your cannabis copilot will be a wonderful guide to the magic of the universe outside your terrestrial logic.  Take the plunge into yourself early in the month with a deep Indica cannabis strain.  Find a secluded smoke spot for the medicated meditative smoke session.  

Allow the sacred herb to guide you on an adventure into yourself, and explore the magic of the cosmos contained within all of us.  For the brave Sea-Goat among you, perhaps an edible and a float tank would be the perfect combination for this exploratory mission.  

Stoner Capricorn, the final Summer month will be blessed with positive universal influence toward exploration on the terrestrial plane as well.  This broad positive cosmic guidance will come with ease:  No instructions required!  

Exploration does not necessarily mean travel, but it can.  The celestial influence will support all methods of discovery, from travel to education.  But it’s the new people you might meet along the way that will make this period last a lifetime.  

Keep the deep Indica cannabis strains for the beginning of the month to enhance your solo deep dive into contemplation within.  The remainder of the month needs to find balance within your cannabis consumption.  

Be sure to stock the stash box with airy Sativa cannabis strains, and even a high CBD strain like Harlequin.  The outward exploration of August will be diverse in the places you travel, and the people you meet.  

Your cannabis copilot may be the rocket fuel to the internal exploration in the beginning of the month, but it should be just along for the ride for the remainder of the month.  As with all of the great explorers in history, I am sure you will make your mark in August stoner Capricorn.  I can’t help but wonder what you’ll get up to.

Aries Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Aries, you’ve been blazing hot and fast since the Summer season started.  So you don’t have to feel like you’re missing out if you decide to slow your roll, and coast into the cooler days of Fall. 

Of course, you don’t want to completely burn out, and spend the whole month in a perpetual state of couch-lock.  But know this my restful Ram:  It’s okay if your calendar isn’t filled to the fullest every minute of the day.

August should be a season of refreshing R&R:  roasting and relaxation. Stoner Aries, be sure to toke plenty of time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers. You won’t have to travel far to discover scenic smoke spots, and serenity can be found in your own backyard. 

Whether you set out by yourself for a solo stoney stroll in nearby nature, or venture out and about with a few cannabis companions.  You will see your familiar stomping grounds in a new light this month. 

There is inspiration to be found all around you stoner Aries.  You just have to remember to look.

Work will be equally peaceful and productive in the final Summer month. But this is one area of life you don’t want to turn on auto-pilot. As long as you keep your time for play and productivity separate, you will be able to quickly check off most tasks on your to-do list without breaking a sweat.

Stoner Aries, because you make it look so easy, it shouldn’t come as a surprise if some of your coworkers become suspicious of how much you are able to achieve. Let them waste time criticizing if that’s what they need to do.  You have projects to tackle, and work to get done.

Just be mindful that you don’t let your successes go to your head. Instead of responding to their jealousy, try to inspire them to push onward and upward, to reach the lifted frequency you are operating on this month.

Most of all stoner Aries, you should spend the last weeks of Summer tokin’ and talkin’ with the cannabis companions you care for the most. The universe has nothing but high times, and good vibes planned for you this August. As long as you surround yourself with good company, and the greenest ganja, you will make the summer of 2021 the highest, and happiest, it can be.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Aquarius, you have spent the first months of Summer doing what you do best:  Helping all of your closest cannabis companions to weather the cosmic storms, and maintaining cooler heads in the face of increased tension and turmoil. 

You don’t have to completely abandon your friends when they’re in need, but during the remaining Summer days of August, you should focus more on manifesting and maintaining your own peace.

The days of dropping what you’re working on to help your partners-in-chronic work through their issues are over. Light one up stoner Aquarius, and let go of the guilty feelings that you have to be the one who fixes everything. Once you have freed yourself from the self-inflicted sense of obligation to others, you will be able to lean wholeheartedly into your own passion projects.

Remember my burdened Water-Bearer, self-care isn’t selfish. There might be a brief adjustment period as you make your own well-being a higher priority, but with a little cannabis propelled perseverance you will find your ganja-guided-groove soon enough.

Without having to keep watch over all of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, you will be able to turn your sights to the wider, wondrous world around you. Get up and get out there stoner Aquarius. 

Maybe you take an extra day off to escape to the beach for a roast on the coast.  Or, perhaps you’d prefer to keep it as local as the couch in your living room, and enjoy a marijuana and munchies fueled stoner movie marathon. It really doesn’t matter what you choose to do, as long as you toke a little time for yourself.

Don’t worry stoner Aquarius, not all of your smoke sessions have to be solo. All the energy and optimism you invest into your own well being is sure to attract the gaze of that special type of cannabis companion. 

Perhaps it’s your undeniably vibrant, groovy vibes emanating into the cosmos?  Or maybe it’s the sweet scent of those sticky buds you’re tokin’ on that will attract those hazy eyes your way? Stoner Aquarius, whether you are single or already have a partner, this month, you are certain to be packing more than just one bowl.