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Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Virgo look out for strange coincidences and happy accidents during the final Fall month. These minute, but meaningful, interactions can result in bursts of breakthrough in understanding, and subtle symbiotic cannabis connections. While it will serve you well to pay attention to the little things, avoid over analyzing and cultivating unnecessary feelings of paranoia. You can rest and recreate with your favorite strain in peace stoner Virgo. These unusual moments in November will be filled with progress and positivity. If you do encounter tense times, you will be able to easily rise above, and puff puff pass on any negative vibes.

If you are still not reassured, know that universal influences will temper moments of anxiety. Even introvert Virgos will find settling moments of solace amidst the subtle bustle of their social smoke circles. While solo smoke sessions and marijuana meditations will still be required for the stoner Virgo, there is great benefit to be found in communing with fellow cannabis cohorts. Insight can be gained while enjoying a little secondhand toke with the buds. Great ideas can come from good company and kind bud. But, in the end the stoner Virgo will still be solely responsible for implementing any ideas that may come from these social musings.

This independent hustle will be most prominent on the job. November is a likely period to make a noticeable impact at work. It’s all up to you stoner Virgo! Each shining success and every sliding setback rests ultimately on your shoulders. At first glance this may seem daunting, but don’t fret, you got this. Stick to the script stoner Virgo: Establish your plan of attack, and stay focused on each task on the to-do list. Off the clock, it will be crucial to maintain physical and mental well being. A fresh bowl of sticky Indica can help maximize moments of relaxation, and efficiently recharge the soul. Switch to Sativa dominant strains when it is time to brainstorm big ideas for work. Once you develop the vision, take action! Repeat, and watch action quickly become measurable progress. Whether or not you are awarded ‘Employee-of-the-Month,’ you can be certain coworkers and bosses will take note of your stellar skills.

While the stoner Virgo is grinding hard at work, in the personal sphere strange cosmic currents will push them in romantic directions. The positivity of the period will increase mood and confidence. Desired cannabis companions will see this glowing aura, and will gravitate toward the optimistic orbit. Single and partnered stoner Virgos should ride this positive cosmic wave. Channel energy toward physical self improvement. Push the cosmic spacesuit to improve reliability. You will need increased endurance to make the most of the month; as all positive things will compound on each other in November.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Taurus there will be a fortunate cosmic rain pouring down on you in the final Fall month. Surely there will be positive rewards in November, perhaps even rich discoveries. Keep your stash jar loaded, and your bowl packed, because an herbally enhanced keen third eye insight will be required to dig for gold.

Look at this cosmic fortunate wind holistically stoner Taurus. Escape the compartmentalization of “rewards” as a materialistic gain. Perhaps that special cannabis companion or a long awaited job offer is just a chance encounter around the corner. In order to receive the fortunate cosmic benefits in November, you must engage your third eye to see the terrestrial plane more clearly. A higher perspective will be required to see opportunities through the terrestrial noise. Stick to sticky Sativa strains this month. Clarity, energy, and insight will be your tools on this terrestrial treasure hunt. Don’t let any clues pass without proper examination.

Toke time meditating with the sacred herb on your digital habits. Has your terrestrial world become wrapped up in digital screen time? This cosmic treasure hunt will take place in the physical world, not on your phone or favorite social platform. If we expect to receive benefits in the real world, then we must actively participate in it.

Take care of yourself stoner Taurus. A cosmic rain of positivity can have ill effects on your cosmic spacesuit. Yes, opportunities may become so numerous in November, you could run yourself ragged burning bowls chasing chance. Coupled with the Sativa strain suggestion for the month, be sure to mix in physical activity. There will be no napping in November! But a good workout can have similar recharging effects for your cosmic spacesuit.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to grasp the concept of all encompassing universal positivity. Like what!?! Yes stoner Taurus, seek the treasure of positivity in all aspects of life in November. This could truly be a magical time. Engage your third eye, seek clarity, and maintain health to discover, unlock, and receive the positive universal rewards here on our cosmic spaceship.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Sagittarius there are cosmic storm clouds in the forecast for November. However, with a cool head, calm mind, and kind heart all stoner Archers should make it through the month with quivers to spare.

At many moments during November you will feel like you are wrapped up in the cosmic storm. However, the planetary shenanigans will affect cannabis companions, but not the stoner Sagittarius directly. Even through peripheral effects, this cosmic storm will remain as the major obstacle of this period.

Embrace the storm stoner Sagittarius. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through the storming machinations swirling around fellow terrestrial astronauts. Through your herbally enhanced third eye gaze, visualize yourself in the eye of the storm. Chaos will swirl around the stoner Sag, but they stand firm on unshaken ground. Medicated meditative moments will be required to maintain confidence in the face of the sweeping cosmic chaos. See through the chaos from a higher perspective. Maintain consistent low levels of marijuana medication to keep clear vision, and steadfast confidence.

And confidence will be necessary stoner Sag. A higher calling could be cast upon you in November. Perhaps you could be seen as a cannabis first responder. As you stand in the eye of the cosmic storm with your third eye gaze engaged at the carnage within, opportunities abound as your fellow tokin terrestrials are lost within the planetary tempest.

Load up your cannabis tool kit stoner Sagittarius. The green cross will be symbolic in November. Your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will need your assistance if they are to make it through the month unscathed. You have the power to bring positive impact in moments of anxiety. Whether it’s a kind listening ear, a loaded bowl, or a helping hand, you will surely find moments of great impact. Keep a cool head, a warm heart, and a lifted third eye this month stoner Sag. Your canna-crew is relying on you.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Scorpio you have been preparing for this period for a long, long time. Making plans, revising, reviewing your notes, and at times, second guessing them and starting all over. But, the planning phase is coming to an end, and the season for practice is here! The blueprints you have so tirelessly labored over will be put into action, and ideas once thought lofty will become instruments in manifesting visions so long in the making. Don’t psych yourself out or let anxiety of imperfection hold you back. If you have to redirect course or make adjustments along the way, don’t worry. Take pause, grab the bong, and puff on, stoner Scorpio. There will be times when the reefer can help you to relax, and re-create your approach before moving forward. If things don’t unfold as easily as you anticipated, you will at least have the satisfaction that you are finally making moves, and getting things done.

Stoner Scorpio, for as far back as you remember, it feels like you’ve been working jobs that have paid the bills, but have left you unsatisfied; or at least jobs that you could not say genuinely sparked your interest. By the middle of November, you will have the chance to turn your passions into prosperity. Perhaps you were nervous that ‘having fun’ in an occupation meant that it couldn’t be financially feasible. Opportunity will present itself, but it will be up to you to go for it. Not every stoner Scorpio will be advised to immediately quit their 9 to 5. But every stoner Scorpion can at least get the joint rolling by pursuing ways of monetizing your interests. Know this however, it may take time for the seeds of success to become a self-sustaining cash crop. Keep at it stoner Scorpio, those passionate greens are worth the grind. With unwavering will, and strategic investments of self, your side hustle may just become your main money-making grind.

The stoner Scorpio knows best what they are looking for when it comes to matters of love. Whether you have been tokin’ solo with an eye toward a new prospective cannabis companion, or you are someone who has been riding high with their current partner-in-chronic; it will be up to you stoner Scorpio, to make the next move. However, you are aware that knowing what you want, and getting it, are not always one in the same. It would be great if all it took to make your garden grow was want and wishful thinking. But, the reality is this: To get those big sticky buds, it takes a lot of love, and the willingness to work at it. So too it is when it comes to our relationships with our cannabis companions. Find someone who you are willing to dig in the dirt with, and work through the messy beginnings. Together you will be able to grow something whose roots run deep, and whose canopy will always flourish.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

The planetary influence of November will be more like a planetary support system. Breathe deep stoner Pisces, inhale the sacred herb, and trust the current planetary alignment has your back. Of course you cannot behave with impunity, but the cosmos will add a protective influence to all creative endeavors.

There are so many ways to birth creative energy on our terrestrial plane. The stoner Pisces may not have always felt supported in their creative ideas or creations, but this all changes in the final Fall month. Embrace the sacred herb; not only as a catalyst for creativity, but as a bridge to internal self confidence. Toke time for a solo medicated smoke session to meditate on aspects and attitudes in the past that have held your creative juices back. Now is the time to dismiss the negative naysayers, and embrace internal self confidence. With this medicated meditative smoke session, you may even discover the negative naysayer holding you back was yourself all along. Now is the time to feed and release internal intuition, and execute those hair-brained ideas.

Universal support will also be found in the workplace stoner Pisces. Once again, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will assist self confidence, and encourage self motivation to take on more than you have in the past. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: These workplace opportunities may not come with an immediate tangible benefit. Use your herbally enhanced keen third eye to see past the need for immediate gratification. Becoming an invaluable member of the team is the reward and benefit in itself. Invaluable is synonymous with irreplaceable in this vision, and it is a worthy goal.

Finally stoner Pisces, this influential cosmic lubricant present in November will also affect the personal realm. The same foundations of confidence, built through sacred meditations, that will assist in creative projects and workplace merit, will also attract positivity within the sphere of love. Partnered Pisces can expect big decisions and continuity from their relationship. Single Pisces must use their keen third eye to spot shifting affection from cannabis acquaintances. But this newfound confidence is more than an opportunistic fun grab; perhaps the true love found in November will be with yourself. Confidence in self is love of self.

What a month stoner Pisces. May the good graces of ganja be with you.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

Halloween is over stoner Libra, the mask must come off in November. So often you wage a battle containing your inner voice for the sake of balance on the terrestrial plane. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom and kindness of the sacred herb, because this battle is coming to an end this month. No stoner Libra will be able to contain the inner self from expressing outwardly. Much like that high milligram edible, you just have to trust everything will be ok.

Hold tight and make sure all safety belts are engaged. Mercury is in retrograde. Usually this means star signs are headed for communication breakdown; but for the stoner Libra in November, this planetary condition will be a coming out party for the inner stoner voice. Many medicated meditative smoke sessions will be required during the month. These moments of calm with the sacred herb should focus on trust and understanding between the inner self and the desired appearance. Lines of communication must be open between the inner self and terrestrial projection. Fortunately the stoner Libra has time to prepare. But when the full moon shines on the 12th of November, the coming out party begins. And the effects of this party will be felt within all spheres of life.

There is no specific herbal strain recommendation this month, but the necessity for calm relaxed contemplative smoke sessions is the prescription for stress relief. Add variety to your routine to ensure you acquire your weekly dose of calming cannabis. I love expeditions into myself in a float tank, but often a dark warm room will do the trick. A brisk hike with your thoughts can also be an excellent meditative exercise.

Romantic feelings will be exposed in November stoner Libra. That dark demon inside you cannot be contained. Puff puff pass on the stress. Embrace the sacred herb and your inner desires. Making your feelings known on the terrestrial plane could ease pressure bottled up inside of yourself. Major turmoil will result if you spend your time in November trying to suppress your inner desires.

Remember stoner Libra, embracing the terrestrial exposure of your inner self can be difficult. Allow yourself patience and understanding. Seek the kind empathy of the sacred herb, and apply it to yourself. That inner self is you, love and embrace them. You have been fighting them long enough.

Leo Stoner Horoscope November

When describing the comfortable leadership of a stoner Leo, I have said they operate with an unapologetic selfishness. Some stoner Leos nod with a clever smirk. But some stoner Leos become offended. This ability to be unapologetically selfish is what separates the stoner Leo from the rest of the Zodiac smoke circle. The leader of the pack can’t be weighed down by all the trivial nuances of perspective and feelings. With kindness at heart, they make decisions and behave in a way where their example is what is most important, not the perspective of their cannabis companions.

Load up the stash jar, pack a few bowls, and get ready for a smokin November stoner Leo. The current planetary alignment will give ultimate support to those brave leaders of the stoner Zodiac smoke circle that roam the terrestrial plane with an unapologetic selfishness. For those Leos that already walk with a pep in their step and approach daily life with confident direction, the blessings of this month may go unnoticed. Those Leos probably wouldn’t ever read a horoscope anyway. This horoscope is written more for the reluctant stoner Lion. There are many Lions that roam the terrestrial plane without a pack, or see themselves more as just another cosmic astronaut in the smoke circle of life. November could be the month these Leos come to understand and grasp their role as the leader of the stoner pride. Let’s get your mojo back stoner Leo. Yeah Baby!

Keep the couchlock deep Indica kush for another time. You are on a mission to find your mojo stoner Leo; sexy stoney Sativas only this month. Toke time early in November for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Contemplate all those wonderful Leo characteristics you want to exude: Cheerful, charming, caring, energetic, magnetic, resilient, motivated, and honest. With all those wonderful traits, it is no wonder that these successful leaders behave with an unapologetic selfishness. After all, the leader of the stoner pack always knows where the smoke circle is heading. With this early meditative dive, seek understanding within yourself as to why you have been a reluctant leader in the past. Use this sacred herbal smoke session as a cleansing to move forward into the month ready to take hold of your birthright. With kindness at heart and a fat nug in your pocket, the entire stoner Zodiac will follow the confident Leo to the next level.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

Buckle up stoner Gemini because old conflicts of the past, pushed out of sight and out of mind, will pop up again in November. And this time, the conflict must find a resolution. With keen herbally enhanced third eye clarity, and responsible impetus, the stoner Gemini should escape the final Fall month unharmed. Don’t run away from past conflicts as they crop up. With a decisive confidence in self, and diligent attention to new information, all problems have a solution.

Sacred herbal prescription for November: Sativa dominant hybrid. The sacred herb will act as an herbal assistant as you clean your closets. The clarity and energy of the Sativa strain will give great benefit in taking on difficult issues. And yet the Indica component of the hybrid will provide coping kindness to maintain grounded relentlessness while under constant issue assault.

After the full moon of November 12th, the relentless conflict resolution problem solving will be hot and heavy. Toke time to prepare yourself for the storm stoner Gemini. If you were to smoke the Indica species of the sacred herb, before the 12th would be the time. A deep medicated dive with the sacred herb in a quiet comfy place is necessary before the full moon of the 12th. This sacred herbal break from terrestrial stress could be the platform for mental preparation required for the storm of decision making ahead.

This storm of decision making will affect all spheres of life. At work, toke time with the sacred herb to think deeper than the next day of grinding. Soar high above the terrestrial plane, and view yourself, and your occupation from a higher perspective. A large decision will be required, but it will be up to you to ensure it is a well thought out decision. The current planetary alignment will also force action within the sphere of love. Stoner Gemini there is something you have been putting off for quite some time. Perhaps you were waiting for a clear road sign on the path of love. Not even the most connected third eye gaze will be able to decipher any signs directing you stoner Gemini. Perhaps with this issue, it may be time to put the pipe down, and come up with a sober solid plan of action. In most situations like this, the terrestrial astronaut already knows the decision, they’ve simply become used to delaying the launch countdown.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

It’s a new moon, stoner Cancer, and November brings all the promise of a new you! The trees are losing the last of their leaves, and this period offers you the same opportunity of shedding old tendencies to make way for new beginnings. The thought of change might at first sound scary; but keep calm and toke on, stoner Cancer. Don’t stress out! Not everything needs to happen all at once. The beauty is you get to set the pace. As long as you light the fire of progress in the early weeks, you will be able to maintain a slow and steady burn throughout the remainder of the month. Remember, a thriving garden does not manifest overnight. Plant the seed of influence: With patience and persistence you will ultimately end up with a beautiful and bountiful harvest.

My lovely Crab, it’s not that struggles and troubles will be less in number or intensity this month. In the spirit of new beginnings, a fresh and novel perspective can make all the difference. November is an ideal time to branch out and try new greens, especially Sativa dominant strains. You are working to expand your horizons, and the creativity invoking properties of sweet, sticky Sativas can help to elevate your consciousness to higher levels. During this expansive exploration, don’t neglect your mental health. You will know best, but seek out the settings that you need to keep the good vibes going. When you’re feeling low, gather the cannabis crew to spark one up and get lifted. If you feel like you’re moving too fast, toke time for self with a medicated meditative solo smoke session.

Day to day you may find yourself wondering what’s missing. A better way to frame it is this: What’s the long game stoner Cancer? You may not necessarily feel stuck, but are you where you want to be? To get to great rewards, we at times have to take on some risk. Get out of your comfort zone, but be deliberate in how you proceed. Now is a time to reflect on how you allocate your resources. This means your monetary finances, yes, but also your human resources. You wouldn’t want to blow through the bank account, anymore than you should burn through the whole stash jar in one smoke session. Similarly, you should be strategic as to how, and who you invest your energy. It may take more than sacred cannabis consultations to figure out a balanced budget. Sometime during the month, you will have to put down the pipe to pick up the pen and paper. Just know that once you have leveled out the ledger, you will be free to light one up and rest a little easier.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November 2019

There is a cosmic weight placed on the stoner Capricorn’s shoulders in November. Do not fret my sturdy Sea-Goat, you have more than enough power, strength, and stamina to carry this planetary burden. The rest of the stoner Zodiac needs you in the final Fall month. Who is always the stoner holding the good green? You. When cannabis companions are down in the dumps, who has a fresh bowl and a warm smile? You stoner Capricorn. The weight of November will be your leadership skills within the smoke circle. Many cannabis companions will need your sturdy strength, and keen third eye navigation, to clear the numerous obstacles placed in their path.

This leadership of the smoke circle extends to all spheres of your stoner life. But again, this psychic forecast is not daunting because it burns right at the heart of your strength. Toke time early in the month for a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on confidence and self appreciation of your natural skills. Positive internal talk, and herbally inspired connectivity with your inner voice, will fire the bowl in your soul to lead and assist your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts in their time of need.

Whether needy circumstances are created in the work or personal sphere, all the necessary information is contained within yourself stoner Capricorn. It is this connection to your past, and inner self, that will be so critical to your weighty mission. Seek out CBD dominant cannabis strains for your daily herbal regiment this month. You will need keen cognitive clarity to assist your cannabis cohorts. Perhaps that might even be the exact thing a smoke circle acquaintance needs to hurdle an obstacle: A freshly packed bowl of high CBD sacred herb.

This month may seem like a selfless mission, but the personal value you may extract will be meaningful. Personal progress comes in many forms stoner Capricorn. This smoke circle weight lifting may be just the thing that gives you those cosmic progressional gains.