Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

This month, many of the stoner Zodiac will find themselves faced with that age old question: Should I work, or should I play?  But you are not one of them stoner Gemini. You won’t have to waste any time worrying about which one to choose, May will be filled by plenty of both!

While grinding hard and keeping your groove going are both written in the stars, it will be up to you to maintain balance between both worlds. And in order to sustain this peaceful equilibrium throughout the month, the best advice I can offer my toking Twin is this:  Keep the pipe at home.

The only way to ensure an upward trajectory in the workplace, and to enjoy lighthearted stoney time off the clock, is to keep them separate.

Stoner Gemini, when you’re on the job, remember it’s business time. Keep your mind haze-free, and your focus clearly on the tasks in front of you. And once you’re done with work for the day, light one up, and let any thoughts of business fade away with the smoke.

Whether you lean more toward the sweet stimulating Sativa, or usually indulge in the sticky calm-inducing Indica, you should keep your stash jars stocked with both throughout the month.

Whenever you feel like you’re running out of steam, seek out the inspirational vapors of an uplifting Sativa for a little pick-me-up. And when the weekend hits:  Relax, rest, and rediscover your center with more grounding buds.

Stoner Gemini, it might sound strange to some that a person could smoke their way to success. But, as long as you make sure you match your sinsemilla selection with the appropriate situation, you will see gains in your career, and still get to spend plenty of time roasting great ganja with your best buds.

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