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Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Taurus, Summer is finally here!  With everyone spending more time outdoors, puffing the tree amongst the trees, your fellow cannanauts are going to need a place to light up and toke a break when they need to rest. Your own smoke-filled abode could be precisely the hazy oasis needed for people to rest, reup on their energy, and prepare for the next leg of their journey.

No, stoner Taurus, this month you will not be known as the raging Bull. During this time, you will get to show those in your smoke circle a more mellow, kinder, gentler side of the bud-loving bovine. Although it’s not required, it will be a good idea to have plenty of munchies on hand. Afterall, nothing refuels a road-weary terrestrial traveler more than a little THC, and their favorite snacks!

Stoner Taurus, be forewarned:  The Full Moon on the fourteenth can be a particularly tricky day for you.  So be aware that already heightened emotions might be even more overpowering during this time. If possible, this would be a good day to break away from hotboxing with your cannabis companions for some solo medicated meditation.

Even if you are enjoying spending time talkin’ and tokin’, it is important to recharge your own mental and emotional batteries.

Don’t worry stoner Taurus, you won’t have to spend all of your own green to supply everyone who stops by with their recuperative herbal remedies. This June, your place will strictly be BYOB. That’s right, it’s Bring-Your-Own-Buds in the stoner Taurus household.

Of course, sharing is always encouraged. But, your job is to make sure you have plenty of rolling supplies, and to keep your water pipe clean.  After that it’s up to your four-twenty friendly visitors to bring their own favorite frosty nugs to pass around.  Enjoy.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Sagittarius I’m not sure the Summer season could start with a better combination of celestial influence!  Yes my fierce Archer, missions are A GO.

But slow down and toke time to read the writing on the cannabis package.  A green light mission doesn’t mean the month will be filled with burning big blunts and smoking your enemies.

Be mindful of your strategic nature stoner Sag.  Toke time to contemplate your moves with brief smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Blunt force is not the only method to win the day.  This month especially will utilize all your strategic skills on the terrestrial battlefield.

Throughout the month make sure you have a travel kit of smoking supplies for brief solo smoke sessions.  Keep the mood light, and the sacred connection with your cannabis copilot consistent.  You are a warrior within the stoner Zodiac.  Although you may have cannabis comrades in arms by your side, the responsibility of your actions, and your plans, will always fall on your shoulders alone.

The universe supports you in your contemplative missions this month stoner Sagittarius.

By the final decade of June, these independent minded missions will dissolve into a more communal phase of existence.  Once again, keep your bowl burning sessions on the lighter side of the cannabis spectrum.  Go too deep during this phase, and you might catch the feels.

This month has it all for the stoner Archer!  Cosmically enhanced solo missions.  Strategic contemplative actions.  And even smoke circle camaraderie.  What a time to be alive.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Libra:  Known by the other signs in the stoner Zodiac as the most balanced of all the bud-loving star tribe. The pursuer of top shelf nugs and the middle path. Forever striving to reach new heights, yet is somehow always able to keep a level head with their feet on the ground.

But, my balanced stoner Libra, is this desire to be at peace simply a part of your DNA, or is your drive to seek equilibrium because it’s what others have come to expect of you?

This month, you might spend many smokey nights contemplating meaning and motivations.  Perhaps the sacred herb will illuminate the pressure of meeting expectations.  But the question that matters most during this period is this:  How do you see yourself? 

This month stoner Libra, you need to fire up the ganja, focus on what you see when you look inside, and simply let everyone else’s opinion blow away with the smoke. 

Self-care is often the foundation to growth and greater self-understanding.  Consistent meditative smoke sessions throughout the first Summer month will be a must. Stoner Libra, sometimes you just need to break away from the daily grind to pack a bowl for one.  Just you, a fresh bowl of your favorite cannabis strain, and a quiet place to enjoy your smoke in silence.

At first you might feel like you’re shirking your relationship responsibilities, or avoiding your partners-in-chronic. But you don’t have to skip social smoke sessions altogether, or pass up every ganja-filled gathering. 

After-all, the goal this month isn’t to become a reclusive hot-boxing hermit, who only tokes by themselves. The goal is to give yourself enough space to breathe in the perspective-expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and figure out what balance means to you. Get your own Chakras aligned first stoner Libra, then everything and everyone will fall into place.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

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Feel yourself stoner Gemini.  Strength within will be buoyed by universal support in June.  Let’s go!  You are a multifaceted soul traveling the terrestrial plane.  This month will be a dance within this multifaceted nature.  

Stock your stash jars with pure Sativa cannabis strains and Sativa hybrids to start the month.  The celestial influence of the first half of June will be in support of creative Twin.

This influence will support both thinking and physical manifestation.  Whoa bud, what if you manifest creative thought while producing creative art?  Stoner mind blown.

After the first decade of June, cosmic support will shift to matters of an internal nature.  Ease into more balanced hybrids at this stage to open up internal dialogue and seek fresh discoveries within.

June 14th marks a Super Full Moon.  Stoner Gemini, the period after this Lunar event will be a time to pull back and heal.  Pack your bowl with cannabis strains high in CBD for a few days to encourage this rest and recuperation.

After the 18th you will be ready to pack, light, rip, and exhale any desired strain you prefer.  All of the prescriptions and efforts put into the beginning of the month will result in an outburst of social exhibition.

Feel yourself stoner Gemini.  Nurtured internal work will turn into positive outward manifestations.  What a wonderful world!

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Capricorn, as the temperature heats up and Summer finally gets into full swing, your cannabis companions are going to need you to keep your cool. The month ahead promises to bring you and your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts on one wild ride. But, amidst the epic highs and unavoidable lows, you will be called upon to be a grounding, peaceful presence.

Throughout the month, new acquaintances and age-old canna-buddies alike will be drawn to your kindness and dank buds. Stoner Capricorn, whether they are in need of a few encouraging words of wisdom to help them get through a tough time, or they simply want to share a celebratory bowl when they are on the come up; your partners-in-chronic know that they can count on your door to be open and your stash jars to be full of the frostiest nugs.

But, my stoner Sea-Goat, while your place might be a pitstop for the other signs in the stoner Zodiac to take a break and a bong rip, don’t forget that you have your own adventuring to do. You have your own trails to blaze!

In order to maintain momentum throughout all of June, it will be a good idea to stick to Hybrid strains for the month. You want to be flying high enough to soak up the Sun’s stimulating rays, but still grounded enough to channel the energy into forward, positive progress.

Whether it’s a weekend getaway or a smokey summer vacation, pack your bags stoner Capricorn!  Grab the ganja and hit the open road. As long as you are smoking good green and are traveling with good people, where you go doesn’t matter.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Cancer, this month, don’t worry about what your fellow cannabis companions are doing. This June is all about marching to the beat of your own drum, and about the trails that you choose to blaze. 

This doesn’t mean that all of your traveling and smoke sessions have to be solo. Afterall, there are few things better than soaking up the Sun, sparking up that sweet sinsemilla, and hitting the open road with your closest cannabis companions.

Your self-reliance and inward focus simply mean that on your many endo-excursions, you don’t have to be a passenger. It’s your time to take the wheel, my chronic-loving stoner Cancer.

You are known for being the kind, caring, and thoughtful Crab. The one who, whether good or bad, can’t help but to take everyone else’s feelings into consideration. It might take a few days to get used to, and more than a couple meditative bowls, but right now you need to put your needs first.

Self-care will be even more crucial as we transition into Cancer season at the end of the month. You are already one of the signs of the stoner Zodiac most in touch with their emotions. But, if you don’t toke time to find your center early in June, you run the risk of becoming overwhelmed by sudden surges of the feels.

Stoner Cancer, while some will say Indica can leave you stuck ‘in the couch,’ this relaxing and grounding cannabis species will be the go-to strains for the first Summer month. This season, the Sun is sure to provide you with an endless supply of energy, and Sativa dominant strains might leave you feeling more scatter-brained than inspired. 

Just remember that whether or not you choose more grounding kinds of green this month, the most important thing is that you choose to DO YOU stoner Crab!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Taurus April is set up to set you apart from the broader smoke circle.  But it’s your cannabis connections with your canna-buddies that will get you through.

Most of the stoner Zodiac will be getting a fresh start with the New Moon falling on a new month.  Unfortunately things get a bit more complicated for the stoner Bull.

Perhaps you can see the setup taking shape in the sphere of your business or economic life.  There are complex challenges that must be endured this month.  It is through meditations with cannabis that you might be able to see the bigger picture.  Challenges, obstacles, and perhaps failures are expected this month.  But through your third eye sight could they be interpreted as opportunities and new beginnings?

Basically stoner Taurus, others in the stoner Zodiac will be gifted a new beginning, but you will have to work for yours.

Reach out to your cannabis community.  It is within the smoke circle of fellowship that you might be able to unlock the positivity within uncomfortable dilemmas.

Seek counsel among your cannabis cohort.  The blessing this month is the communal aspect of our cannabis copilot.  All obstacles have keys that will transform them into opportunities.  You hold all the keys within your connection to cannabis stoner Taurus.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts?

For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don’t miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path.

You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need.

While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you. 

My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses.

Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don’t spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

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Courage stoner Scorpio.  January marks the beginning of a new year, and an opportunity to set positive intentions for progress and fulfillment that could last well into the future.

You are a powerful force within the stoner Zodiac my self-motivated Scorpion.  In January celestial forces will assist in grounding your powerful stoner star sign traits to your inner voice and motivations.  Use the sacred herb as a divining rod of inspiration.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  The positive intention you find in the glow of the burning bowl will light up the night, and your powers of manifestation.

Trust yourself stoner Scorpio.  Trust the magic of the sacred herb.  Together, you are a powerful cosmic combination!

A key to your powerful presence on the terrestrial plane is your patience, and discipline.  Allow your cannabis copilot to connect the drives of your internal voice to the outward projection of your physical existence.

With the sacred herbal-infused connection made to your internal voice, a fresh start and positive direction will be set in January.  The medicated meditations made today, could propel you forward into tomorrow, where passion and progress will be revealed.

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Libra, the new year will truly be a time to hit the reset button.  An opportunity to turn over a new, fresh, and frosty leaf.  Just remember that starting over doesn’t always mean you are starting at the bottom. 

What do you do when the stash jar gets low?  You reup. 

My balanced stoner, regardless of where you begin, 2022 is the year of the come up!  And when it comes to how high you climb, the sky won’t be the limit; only how big you dare to dream, and how hard you are willing to grind.

Your energy, enthusiasm, and aspirations are likely to be contagious in January. While others hide inside, away from the cool winter weather, you will be the friend with the greenest ganja.  Lighting up, lifting spirits, and inspiring your fellow cannasseurs to get off the couch, and to keep it moving!

Stoner Libra, just like two bowls is better than one, you will accomplish more of your goals by teaming up with like-minded partners in chronic. Begin each brainstorming session by sparking up some sweet sinsemilla.  That will help to get the synapses firing at full speed, and assist in unlocking maximum creative energy.

This time of constructive cooperation is more than just the old saying that ‘sharing is caring.’  It’s about teaming up to imagine and manifest what individually would have been thought inconceivable.

This January, stay busy stoner Libra, but don’t forget balance. Invoke the uplifting vapors of the sacred herb to help you soar to new heights.  But remember your cannabis copilot is also there whenever you need to come back down to earth.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

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My spiritually flexible stoner Gemini, the January time period will test all of your skills of adaptability!  An easy task for the marijuana morphing Twin!

Puff puff pass on complex conundrums within smoke circle communications this month.  Recognize that everything is changing within the dynamics of your canna-crew.  

We’ve entered a new period of progress.  Shared stories and smoke sessions of the past will not relate to current cannabis communion.

Toke time early in the month to stock the stash jar with various cannabis strains.  Focus on flexibility with your sacred herbal medicine cabinet.  The power of the sacred herb can support you in so many ways.  Most importantly, the perspective enhancement of your third eye vision, as it relates to your cannabis companions, will be needed in the second Winter month.

Stoner Gemini, as you ride the energetic flow of the universe this month, use your cannabis copilot to see smoke squad dynamics with new eyes.  Terrestrial communications will be changing, but you will be changing as well.  Keep your third eye open to see the landscape from a higher perspective.

In the end, you are a flexible shape shifter stoner Gemini.  With the guidance of the sacred herb, this period will be a fun lesson in communication and companionship within the smoke circle.