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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step?  That positive vibration in your bow tension?  You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason.  The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October.

Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month.  There is a true blessing in the universal vibration in October.  Your cannabis copilot will act as a tuning fork within the cosmic journey.

So much of your time and mental capacity is spent on the move stoner Sagittarius.  Always on mission with acquiring new targets for your terrestrial adventure.  But this constant movement of action is often the source of stumbling blocks along your progressive path.

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There are great blessings of patience and understanding within the universal vibration this month.  The stoner Archer will be greatly assisted in slowing down, and contemplating the right missions to initiate.

Match the cosmic combustion with balanced hybrid cannabis strains.  With consistent light tokes of the balanced sacred herb, your third eye sight will become intune with the positively patient universal vibration.

Along with patience, the universe will be sending waves of passionate support in second Fall month.  But this cosmic support comes with a word of warning my stealthy Archer:  Passion must come from within before it can be used as a guide on the terrestrial plane.

Before the end of the first October decade, toke time with the sacred herb through a solo medicated meditative smoke session.  Focus on your internal desire for self improvement.  Find passion with yourself before you unleash your powerful senses on the world.

You don’t need a guide stoner Sagittarius, but an advanced scout doesn’t hurt.  With the powerfully positive cosmic vibes, and an assist from your cannabis copilot, navigating the second Fall month should be a successful mission.

A mission filled with great conquests, and new discoveries.  I’ll smoke to that!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Click click click is the loud sound as the car is jerked forward in unison.  You are filled with anxiety and anticipation.  Each click, each jerk, draws more eagerness and dread inside of you.  

Finally the car reaches the top of the climb.  There is a moment of weightlessness before the plunge.

Acceleration, euphoria, and adrenaline all combine in that moment the car rushes down the track to the next turn or loop.  Stoner Sag, the thrill of life is encapsulated in those sequences.

Freedom and joy is found in that moment, once you realize you are not in control.  You were never in control stoner Sagittarius.  Not from the time you bought the ticket.  Not from the time you were born.

Early in September toke time with the sacred herb in a solo smoke session.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  Sink deep during this medicated meditative smoke session to visualize the ups and downs of the past.  The unexpected twists and turns that hurtled you in different directions on the terrestrial plane.

My stoner Archer, as there were twists and turns, climbs and drops, anxiety and exhilaration in the past; these things too will come in the future.  

You can’t control the flowing wave of universal life, but you can try to surf it!

It’s time for a stoner roll call my valiant Archer.  Take note of all your canna-buddies within your smoke circle.  

You aren’t alone on the roller coaster of life.  It’s the canna-fam you’ve made evergreen connections with that will be there during the thrilling good times.  It’s the ganja gang who will have your back in moments of terrifying anxiety.

The more you recognize the natural ebb and flow of this terrestrial life, the more you can withstand the moments of anxiety; and appreciate the times of positive growth.

This is your mission in September stoner Sagittarius:  Smooth out the highs and lows with meditative cannabis contemplation, and take solace in the fact that the canna-crew is going through the same thing.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Sagittarius August will be a month of contemplation and great progress; so long as you toke the time to make it so.  So long as you stay within your protected boundaries of the smoke circle, all campaigns will be met with swift victory!

The stoner Archer is a master strategist, and firm in their faith.  Cosmic winds of enlightenment will offer an opportunity to readdress long-held beliefs, and reassess the internal underpinnings of their terrestrial strategy.  

The choice is yours stoner Sag.  There will be no fateful consequence within failure to act, but possible great rewards to those that take the plunge.  Your great green cannabis copilot will be with you this month to guide your inquisition.  

A balanced hybrid cannabis strain is recommended throughout the final Summer month.  Deep medicated dives with the sacred herb will not be as important as consistent balanced smoke sessions.  Use the sacred herb to elevate your broad vision.

Now hear this stoner Sagittarius:  This learned quest is not about the answer.  It is about the question.

The universal influence in August will present great strength in research and learning.  But the true blessing will be in the questions that challenge your vision of the terrestrial landscape.  As long as you are asking the right questions, your cannabis copilot will guide you to new angles and perspectives.  Thus, you will be able to see the problems and solutions from a different vantage point.  New information, new guidance, and possible new strategies will culminate from this inquiry.  

Please be careful stoner Sag.  All you need is within you and your current smoke circle.  This learned strategic adventure is not about new cannabis sources or human intel.  By the end of August, new appreciation will develop for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  Deeper bonds within the canna-fam will strengthen.  

Challenge yourself stoner Sag, progress is within you, as long as you ask the right questions.  No pressure.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight.

Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep contemplation.  Strains that enhance third eye vision of perspective.  Strains that boost energetic performance.

Every sacred mission has a cannabis tool.  Think of your stash box as a treasure chest ready to supply any sacred strain for the right expedition. 

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When I say ‘expansive’ stoner Sag, do not interpret only outwardly.  The second Summer month will contain adventures deep within as well as out on the terrestrial plane.  

You are a master strategist, my bowed warrior.  Use the deep Indica species when the moment is right for a medicated meditative smoke session to delve deep within yourself.  And switch to the Sativa species when the time is right to toke up, and take on adventure, with your fellow cannabis companions.

Do you have a go-bag stoner Sagittarius?  Be sure to keep your smoker’s travel kit ready to roll in July.  And don’t forget a camera!  The universal influence of July will push you to great heights of travel and adventure.  You don’t want to find that stellar secret smoke spot without your smoke, or the ability to document the grand event.

In the final decade of the month, events may slow down.  The impetus of daily activity may switch from conquering grand vistas, to grinding out good green and great conversation with the smoke circle.  Guarded walls of the stoner Sagittarius’ emotional core will be broken down during this time.  Relax, take tokes of the marijuana smoke, and lean into the enjoyment of good company.

What an amazing time to be a stoner Sag!  This month you will surely learn a lot about our great cosmic spaceship, Gaia.  But the true magic will be those moments you learn the most about you.