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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Sagittarius, as we enter into peak Spring, the birds are singing, the buds are blooming, and the sweet scent of sinsemilla fills the air. Of course, you should stop to smell the roses, and to smoke your favorite kind of flowers, but you should also pay attention to the growth of your financial greens this month.

Stoner Sag, avoid getting your head stuck in the clouds.  If you keep yourself grounded, and focused on tangible goals, you will have amazing opportunities.  Perhaps expansion of your finances, and maybe even elevate your position both on and off the clock.

The time for waiting is over my steady stoner Archer. The time for doing is now! Apply for that promotion you know you’re qualified for. Or, take the leap, and switch to a job where your creativity can help you advance in your career, and where your passions will help you earn your paycheck.

If you do choose to blaze new trails stoner Sag, try to keep the pipe at home, and keep your work grind ganja free.  At least in the early days of this transition.

A cosmic haze will hang in the air most of the month and can result in misunderstandings among even the closest partners-in-chronic or four-twenty friendly coworkers. So, keep your mind clear while on the job.  You don’t want any other factors disrupting lines of communication.

Remember stoner Sagittarius, when it comes to manifesting your dreams into reality:  You can wish for them to come true, or you can work to make them happen.  One will get you there much faster.

Breathe easy stoner Sagittarius, it won’t be all work and no play in May. When the weekends hit, grab your travel pipe, and your favorite recreational reefer, and hit the open road.  Summer is quickly approaching, and the many stoney trails you will blaze all begin with a single puff.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Sagittarius it’s been a while since your true nature was able to stretch out unbridled on the terrestrial plane.  As much as you appreciate internal strategizing and building a plan, your core drives are out campaigning in the wild unknown.

This month will not satiate your internal desire, but it will continue building toward that end.  

Be prepared early in the month for communal smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle.  Stock the sacred treasure chest of cannabis with varied species and delivery methods.

The recent past has been filled with internal missions with your cannabis copilot.  Now internal sacred meditative strategizing smoke sessions will turn toward intel gathering amongst the ganja gang.  But be forewarned my stealthy Archer:  Remain rooted to your own domain or within verified safe spaces.  Universal influence surrounding outbound adventure remains obscured with inauspicious darkness.

Cosmic favor leans toward intelligent smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle, but do so only in verified, comfortable, guarded spaces.

This premonition has a double meaning as the month progresses.  What may appear to be intel gathering on a personal level for future adventure, will morph into strategizing for missions in the business sphere.  I appreciate you long for the action of battle my fierce Archer.  But no great garden of victory grew without a contemplative placement of well sewn seeds.

Yes stoner Sag, adventure is coming.  As with the internal medicated meditative smoke sessions in the recent past, this month is a natural progression supported by cosmic design toward the ends of your true purpose.  Wow, it must be heavy to be you.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January
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It’s a new year stoner Sagittarius.  And with this change in calendar comes a cosmic breeze of energy and enthusiasm to fill your quiver.

Toke time with the sacred herb early in the month for a lifted strategy meditation session.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a peak of cosmic energy sent your way.  Match bowls with the universe, and dare to dream stoner Sag.

But be careful my master Archer!  Avoid purebred cannabis strains.  Instead seek a nice Indica-Sativa hybrid for this energetic period.  The ideas will be flowing from your own instinct and universal support.  A pure Sativa cannabis strain could surge the energy in the universal amplifier to 11.  You aren’t a rock star stoner Sagittarius.  You are a warrior.

The important aspect of the January time period will not be in the high-minded idea generation, but instead it will be on the execution of high-minded ambitions.

Hence, a pure Sativa strain could get you stuck in a frenetic and manic stage of idea creation; and a pure Indica strain could negate the impact of the energetic universal blessing.

A 50-50 hybrid strain will utilize the perspective enhancing powers of your cannabis copilot, and leave you ready to act on your medicated meditations.

So dream big this month stoner Sagittarius, but don’t get stuck in your head.  There is action to accomplish on the terrestrial plane.  Unleash the cannabis enhanced powers of your mind, and follow the direction of your inner voice into productive battle.