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Leo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Leo, the theme of October is to manage expectations. Others EXPECT you to be the roaring, reefer-loving Lion; ready to light one up, and lead your fellow stoner Zodiac up through the haze to higher planes. Right now, at this moment, what you need to focus on most are the expectations you have for yourself!

You see no one else staring back at you when you look in the mirror, so the thing that really matters is that YOU like what YOU see. 

Some will see your confidence and passion, and may call you arrogant. Others will see your persistence and contemplative gaze, and think you are just being stubborn. It’s all about perspective stoner Leo. Don’t waste your energy on changing anyone’s mind, or trying to convince them to see things a certain way. 

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Turn your focus and your efforts inward stoner Leo. Breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and work to awaken your own third-eye sight. If those around you want to allow the cosmic clouds to hinder their vision, sometimes all you can do is roast a bowl, rise above, and let them be.

Just like the concept you cannot always get people to see things a certain way, no one can make you do anything you don’t want to. Which means you will be in complete control of your social calendar and interactions during this season.

When you feel like you need to sneak away to your secluded smoky oasis to enjoy a few stress relieving tokes by yourself, go for it! You’re not alone stoner Leo.  We all have those times when we just need to get away from the daily grind; to retreat to the familiar comfort and solitude of our sensemilla sanctuary.

Once your Chakras are properly aligned, and YOU are content with the fierce Lion’s mane staring back at you from your reflection, you will know that you have achieved a state of inner peace.  And that state of mind will leave even the most talkative critics speechless.

Go ahead stoner Leo, schedule yourself that relaxing stoney spa day…or two…or three!  If that’s what is needed to rejuvenate your spirit, and recharge your cosmic space suit, then it must be accomplished. This month, when it comes to relaxing and recreating—go wild!

Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo in many ways September will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure tale.  As you are the author of your own story, attention must be paid early in the month to manifest positivity so you don’t write a nightmarish chapter.

Seriously stoner Lion.  Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  Make sure this solo smoke session is comfortable and without distraction.  The cannabis strain does not matter as much as your solitude.  Take care of this task before the New Moon on the 6th.

You hold great power in this moment to cleanse your mental space, and manifest your future self. 

Universal influence in September also provides an opportunity to clear your financial space stoner Leo.  It is easy in our modern time to clutter our mental and physical space with all the trappings of the digital simulation.  What is a crucial delight one month, turns into a forgotten burden the next.

Use the contemplative nature of the sacred herb to align your third eye gaze with the cosmic support for financial house cleaning.  This may mean different tasks for different Lions.  

Perhaps a bowl and a budget is the best result of high minded contemplation.  Perhaps it’s time to cancel that habit, or that subscription that slowly drains your resources each month.

Perhaps you will consider your time as money, and toke a keen third eye toward that social media app clogging your pineal gland.  At least your stoner horoscope subscription is free.  Don’t cancel me during your mental house cleaning stoner Leo!

After the Full Moon on the 20th, the month may finish on a psychological note of introspection.  Allow yourself to take some me-time in the final decade of the month.  Physical exercise can always be an active conduit for solo self reflection.  

September will start with manifesting dreams with the sacred herb.  It should end with appreciative healing with your cannabis copilot.

In the end this month is all about you stoner Leo, and that is one thing that no Lion will ever deny.

Leo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Leo let’s get lit in August!  Universal influence will be beaming with sunny rays that accentuate the traits of the stoner Lion.  As long as you mind your self reflection, expansive progress and smokin good times are assured in the final Summer month.

The leader of the stoner Zodiac must be confident and certain.  However, the confident stoner Lion can come off as arrogant in their certainty. They can seem conceited in application of their knowledge.  

Toke time with your sacred cannabis copilot throughout August. The cannabis strain does not matter this month.  The depth of your medicated meditations does not matter this month.  What matters most is the honesty and visibility you place within yourself.  Bob Marley once said famously, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  

As you travel through the August time period, fun loving conversations, interesting inquiry, and intelligent debate will be essential to the progress of the month.  But, honest self reflection will be key to harmony within the smoke circle.

Stoner Leo, it’s your birthday, let’s party!  This will truly be a blessed period for the rambunctious Lion.  Passing joints and matching bowls won’t be a problem at the smoke circle this month.  

As your sign transits through your neighbor Virgo’s influence, you might pick up some helpful budgeting tips, and conservative money traits.  Nobody regrets responsible partying in future time periods stoner Leo.  The universe and your cannabis copilot should help you avoid running up debt to fund exciting endo-excursions.

Holy cow stoner Leo!  How do you lead the stoner Zodiac all over this terrestrial plane?  It must be exhausting!

In August there will be waves of intelligent design sent your way.  These cosmic waves could boost your ability to lighten the load of the canna-crew through delegation.  You have been contemplating ways to ease your burden stoner Leo.  

Toke time to meditate throughout the month with our green goddess of inspiration.  Our friendly female sensimilla can help you manifest the creativity to develop new ways to lighten the load of leadership.

Careful though stoner Leo.  We spoke earlier about the ability to monitor one’s communication and hubris.  All of the blessings of August come with the need to monitor yourself in a mirror.  Puff the sacred herb, and remote view yourself with an empathetic eye.  

Your internal drives, buoyant bubbly nature, and the sunny influence from the cosmos, will all combine to create a month to remember.  But it’s the kindness and compassionate self critique embedded in the daily cannabis affirmations that will push your success into progress.

Push positivity stoner Leo.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

It’s good to be the stoner Lion of the Zodiac.  July will be a blessed period for the stoner Leo.  Communication skills will be accentuated by celestial influence.  The highest reaches of the stoner Leo will only be limited by their cosmic imagination.

Puff puff pass on the anxiety this month stoner Leo.  Your brilliant communication skills will be further enhanced by the position of celestial bodies.  In both the personal and work spheres, you will find maneuvering through life comfortable and joyous.

Try to find a Sativa dominant hybrid strain with moderate THC, and a healthy dose of CBD.  Couch lock and tongue tied heady highs will be to the detriment of your great abilities this month.  I’m thinking of a strain like Sweet Cheese or Jack the Ripper.

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However, when the time is right stoner Leo, perhaps you can sneak a deep Indica edible into your evening routine.  Many aspects of July will flow from your ability to create your own destiny.  Medicated meditative moments by yourself will help you think outside a narrow band of vision, and create untold options.  

Why wouldn’t the leader of the pack be able to curate their terrestrial experience though self actualized manifestation!

Change is coming stoner Leo.  Why not contemplate how you can influence the change?  Without this creative thought, you might be floating the river rapids without an exit plan.  It’s a lot of responsibility, but the stoner Zodiac will be looking for you to find the calm waters and safe embankment.

Stoner Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  But this confident strut on the terrestrial plane isn’t always what you feel inside.  It is your natural inclination to surround yourself with positive tokers within the smoke circle.  This instinct must come to the surface in July.  

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for a keen third eye sight this month.  Seek the positivity of cannabis companions, and dismiss the negativity of ancillary canna-buddies.  

Universal influence will open the stoner Lion to more impactful and meaningful moments of heart and emotion in the second Summer month.  Make sure those moments are with trusted cannabis companions.

The assurances of cannabis companions will launch you toward progressive goals, and future endeavors.  The stoner Leo is only as strong as the pack they lead.  Use your keen third eye sight enhanced by the sacred herb, to toke positive puffs with good green with the ganja gang.