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Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don’t apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the right tools to keep you flying high in May.

The beginning of the month will be crucial. Early in the month toke time for a solo meditative smoke session focused on confidence and direction. Center yourself before embarking on your terrestrial travels in May. The strain or species of the sacred herb does not matter. The energetic influence of the universe will not matter if you are not firm about your internal confidence and progressive direction.

Buzzing energy will draw bees to the hive, and you will be the honey. Watch out! Common sense and a little restraint may be required to make it through May unscathed. First, my lovely single stoner Cancers: Don’t over do it! Sprinkle in a measure of responsible consideration before buzzing about pollinating all the flowers. Second, my strong partnered stoner Cancer: Focus solely on your cannabis companion. If you go play to close to the sun, your domestic shelter may not be there next time it rains. Remain grounded, but enjoy fluttering your flirtatious wings. Keep smoke sessions light to keep your head from getting lost in the clouds, but impactful to maintain your internal grounding.

This connection to your internal self will be crucial to success in May. The strong flow of energy will be great for work and activities, but cannabis companions may be in a different planetary alignment. Short sighted impulse can hurt the stoner Cancer in May, and cause problems with canna-buddies who may not understand the frenetic energy of the period. Smoke on it stoner Cancer. New information in May must be verified before action results. Act with full throated desire once accurate information is obtained.

Avoid burnout stoner Cancer! After the full moon of the 18th, the energetic action of May will kick into another gear. Lean on cannabis companions and canna-buddies when the dynamism and chaos reach red line levels. Brief smoke sessions with a balanced hybrid strain could help see you through the dynamic end of Spring.

In the end many lessons will be learned, and an epiphany of self discovery is probable. You got this stoner Cancer.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Seek the positivity the universe is shining down on you. Find the blessings of your cosmic position with a deep medicated meditative smoke session.

I have the perfect meditation tool for you this month stoner Cancer. 432 hertz is the harmonic healing frequency. Utilize this magic frequency with your herbal inspired meditation. Use this frequency as a tuning fork to connect with your inner voice and desire.

Alas stoner Cancer, April isn’t about meditating your way to a high consciousness! It’s about testing your desires and ideas in real world action. Use the sacred herb as a surgical tool. Utilize a deep Indica strain for solo harmonious meditative dives to connect your inner being with positive cosmic vibrations. Contrast this meditative herbal inspiration by utilizing a rich Sativa strain for real world terrestrial action.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, this harmonious period will be wasted without action. For every stoner Cancer the plan and action will be different, but the rewards from the cosmos the same. Celestial alignment supports harmony between internal desires and physical manifestation. These words are true in your personal and work spheres. The action may be different for each stoner Cancer, but the first step is a shared experience. The blessings of the universe are reaching out, but you must first seek harmony with the celestial bodies before moving forward with your terrestrial adventures.

The full moon of the 19th will mark a transition from heavy work to a brighter social period. Once the full moon passes, all the hard work and energy applied will seem like an investment in contentment. Seek balance in the final 10 days of the month with a low THC, high CBD hybrid strain. This change-up with the sacred herb will help transition periods and avoid hard charging burnout after intense deep focus and hyperactivity. Nobody likes a burnout stoner Cancer. Toke time for personal care before the end of the month.