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Aries Stoner Horoscope May

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Aries Stoner Horoscope May
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Stoner Aries should receive constructive blessings from the cosmos in May.  What are you building?  Where are you growing?

My unrestrained Ram, think about the final Spring month as a time to bring the life of the party to your work sphere.  There is much to do and much to accomplish.  The planetary alignment supports all systems GO!

Allow your mind to wander from the smoke circle stoner Aries.  Mercury enters retrograde this month, and with this cosmic conundrum comes diminished communications with cannabis companions.

Head strong arguments among friends could pose long lasting injury.  Celebratory bowls of the sacred herb will not be missed this month; matching sessions with canna-buddies will be replaced by solo excursions of quiet contemplation with self.  

Stoner Aries, this may seem antithetical to your natural drives, but the scenario should play out naturally as the month progresses.  Best buds and cannabis companions will be there when the work is done.   

All of this should flow just fine in your daily routine stoner Aries.  You will bring the life of the party to the workplace!  The Ram is quite adept at climbing steep cliffs.  This month will be focused on ascending higher into the economic ecosystem.  Whether it be that half baked idea you have been meditating on, or straight forward time on the work clock, exciting results will show from attendance and attention.

Don’t worry stoner Aries, the pot infused party will return to the personal sphere in the future.  You may be so busy building projects and pouring foundations of success for the future, perhaps you won’t notice missing out on smoke circle dramatics.

Aries Stoner Horoscope March

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Aries Stoner Horoscope March
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Ok stoner Aries, the hangover of the slow start to 2022 is over.  Did you toke time to recover in February?  A cosmic window of opportunity is opening in March.  A new day you might say is upon us.

This transition into a more positive mental space comes right away in the first Spring month.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a universal cleansing.  But, my rambunctious Ram, the blessings of this cosmic changeover might be felt differently depending upon the recuperative steps taken in February.

Be honest stoner Aries:  Did you toke time with cannabis to slow yourself down in the final Winter month?  Did you use the sacred herb to heal, and seek internal guidance?

There is great news for those Aries who addressed their physical aches, and mental anguish, with recuperative smoke sessions.  Now the landscape will shift.  Bowls will seem a bit brighter.  Circumstances may not appear to change, but the ideas and attitudes gleaned from those sacred moments with cannabis will shift into notes of positivity and hope.

For those stoner Aries who did not heed the words to slow down, and toke time for self in February, all is not lost; but there is still work to be done.  Absolutely this New Moon on the 2nd must be used to make up for lost time.  Sink deep into self with a solo medicated meditative smoke session in a safe space.

There are dangers in leaning into a state of melancholy with an internal self assessment.  However, the universe has your back finally!  Great discoveries await by connecting you with yourself through an exercise with cannabis.  Perhaps after this exercise you can catch up to your advanced brethren, and truly feel the positive shifts in the cosmic winds during March.

No matter your past, or your future, things will start to heat up this month.  A welcome cosmic warmth for any adventurous stoner Ram.  Use the cannabis connection with your third eye sight to see the hill in front of you.  Pipes are warming, but there are many bowls yet to be burnt before the peak is mounted.

Aries Stoner Horoscope February

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Aries Stoner Horoscope February
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Stoner Aries you survived!  January is over!  Done.  Ashed out.

Bold Aries. You know those nights where you rushed into the smoke session, and maybe you stayed too long?  The next day might be considered more of a fog than a memory.  Let’s look at February like that, my recovering Ram.

Seek communion with cannabis in soothing safe spaces this month.  You might temper your bold nature, and try more mellow cannabis strains.  Perhaps low THC and high CBD strains will fit your mood.

Repair and recovery are not just themes for the personal sphere stoner Aries.  Any workplace drama or lingering issues with collaborators must be faced at this time.  

Breathe in the perspective enhancing nature of the sacred herb.  Perhaps your role in this communication breakdown was larger than you initially felt.  Squash the beef stoner Aries.  And if you can match bowls with a coworker, I can’t think of a better way to clear the air than to cloud up the room.

Heal, rest, and recuperate in your safe space.  Make high minded attempts to repair broken lines of communication in the workplace.  Once these recuperative tasks are complete, you will be ready to rip, roll, and roar in 2022.  

Aries Stoner Horoscope January

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Aries Stoner Horoscope January
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Inhale positive intentions.  Exhale positive manifestation.  It’s a new year stoner Aries!  Anything is possible, and it is all within you.

January brings a powerful lunar cycle with a Super New Moon on the 2nd, a Full Moon on the 17th, and a Black Moon on the 31st.  

Native Americans call the Full Moon of the 17th the Wolf Moon, as the luminosity draws the attention of all terrestrial spirits to the celestial cycle during the dark Winter month.

Now is the time for your future stoner Aries!  Toke time between the New Moon bookends meditating with the sacred herb.  Just you, your favorite piece, and the peace of the sacred herb.

Find multiple moments to steal away from the hustle and bustle of your energetic terrestrial life for medicated meditative solo smoke sessions.  Use your cannabis copilot to connect with your inner voice.  Magnify it’s volume.

The positive intentions you make this month will become the positive manifestations you reap in future periods.  There will be plenty of opportunities to howl at the Moon stoner Aries.  Toke time for self, and make sure you set the intentions today you want to fulfill tomorrow.