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Aries Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Aries the October time period will be enlightening, frustrating, and fantastic all in one balanced ball of celestial perfection.

The season of Libra will bring with it something you are not accustomed to:  Balance.  This statement may seem silly at first.  But you are the energetic Ram, always on the front hoof moving forward, guided by exuberance and the emotional trigger of the day.

I love who you are stoner Aries, and you love who you are.  The universal influence this month won’t challenge your internal drives.  Think of the cosmic wind as a cool breeze at your back, pushing you toward a more patient and centered existence.

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Chill with the Sativa dominant diet of sacred herb this month.  Match bowls with the universe, and stock the stash jar with a balanced cannabis hybrid strain.  Maybe two!

Let your softer side out this month stoner Aries.  With the calming nature of the cosmic breeze, and your ability to slow time down to better understand the terrestrial world around you, an opportunity will develop within the broader smoke circle.  Opportunity to see things in a new light.  Opportunity for others to see a new layer of the rambunctious Ram.

Deep dives with the sacred herb are not required this month to gain a progressive perspective.  We are in the season of balance, so moderate consistent tokes of the marijuana smoke will suffice.  

Allow your cannabis copilot to assist you in embracing the chill of this cosmic phase.  For the most fortunate stoner Aries, a new spirit of understanding may develop from this break from chaos.

By the end of the month celestial bodies will transition, and the fiery Ram will be back leaping large obstacles in a single bound.  More importantly your spirit may feel refreshed.  Your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in the smoke circle of life will see the growth in your nature.  In the end you may forget about the contemplative chill days of October, as you embark on endo-excursions with new bud-loving buddies.

Aries Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aries the cosmic influence of September doesn’t lean into your strong stoner traits.  Introspective contemplation is never your desired state of mind!  However, sometimes a little support in areas unfamiliar is the key to a progressive period.

Don’t fret my bold Ram.  With the contemplative universal support present this month, deep dives with the Indica species of our sacred herb is not needed.  You are free to taste and toke your preferred Sativa hybrid cannabis strains.

At many moments this month, toke time with the sacred herb to forgive yourself.

Expectations are a powerful psychological implement.  Often your headstrong ambitious nature creates your own hurdles of monumental expectations.

Forgive yourself stoner Aries.  Deep dives with the sacred herb are not required, but you must find moments of marijuana musings to look deeper within.  Allow your cannabis copilot to expose the frustration you feel might be of your own creation.

The universe is a magical creation stoner Aries.  The support sent this month to assist you in your own internal dilemma may culminate in strengthened bonds within the smoke circle.  Once you give in to yourself, and find forgiveness, this gentle concept can be aimed toward your cannabis companions.  Often the roots of our own contentment can spread to nourish our surroundings.

Forgiveness will start with you, and then spreads to others.

We are all on this cosmic spaceship together stoner Aries.  With a little help from the planetary alignment, and the connected magic of the sacred herb, heady progress within the human experience will be assured.  And what could be better than increased confidence in yourself transitioning to increased strength in the broader smoke circle?

Remember my rambunctious Ram:  Contemplation does not require meditation.  A little bit of thought, sprinkled with a portion of forgiveness, will result in great human progress.

Aries Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Aries, you’ve been blazing hot and fast since the Summer season started.  So you don’t have to feel like you’re missing out if you decide to slow your roll, and coast into the cooler days of Fall. 

Of course, you don’t want to completely burn out, and spend the whole month in a perpetual state of couch-lock.  But know this my restful Ram:  It’s okay if your calendar isn’t filled to the fullest every minute of the day.

August should be a season of refreshing R&R:  roasting and relaxation. Stoner Aries, be sure to toke plenty of time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers. You won’t have to travel far to discover scenic smoke spots, and serenity can be found in your own backyard. 

Whether you set out by yourself for a solo stoney stroll in nearby nature, or venture out and about with a few cannabis companions.  You will see your familiar stomping grounds in a new light this month. 

There is inspiration to be found all around you stoner Aries.  You just have to remember to look.

Work will be equally peaceful and productive in the final Summer month. But this is one area of life you don’t want to turn on auto-pilot. As long as you keep your time for play and productivity separate, you will be able to quickly check off most tasks on your to-do list without breaking a sweat.

Stoner Aries, because you make it look so easy, it shouldn’t come as a surprise if some of your coworkers become suspicious of how much you are able to achieve. Let them waste time criticizing if that’s what they need to do.  You have projects to tackle, and work to get done.

Just be mindful that you don’t let your successes go to your head. Instead of responding to their jealousy, try to inspire them to push onward and upward, to reach the lifted frequency you are operating on this month.

Most of all stoner Aries, you should spend the last weeks of Summer tokin’ and talkin’ with the cannabis companions you care for the most. The universe has nothing but high times, and good vibes planned for you this August. As long as you surround yourself with good company, and the greenest ganja, you will make the summer of 2021 the highest, and happiest, it can be.

Aries Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Aries prepare for fireworks in July.  No, this explosive analogy is not tied to dramatics within the smoke circle; but instead, think of yourself as the streaking explosion of color across the night sky.  

The universe is sending coordinated tools of positivity your way in the second Summer month.  Where you may be headstrong and over exuberant in other periods.  Perhaps often crashing into the smoke circle horns first.  This month you will be sliding into communal smoke sessions spreading good vibes and positive fun.

Lean into this new chill you stoner Aries.  Stock the stash jar with an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain.  Allow your cannabis copilot to assist the universe in smoothing out your rough edges.  Mellow moods and chill vibes will light the path to progress this month.

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My fierce Ram, there will be moments of epiphany during July.  Often your actions precede thoughtful contemplation.  Cannabis companions bristle and react to your initial enthusiastic energy.  Often they miss the retrospective contemplative lens you judge yourself with.

As you slow your roll this month, and coordinate lessons of the past with real-time experiences, cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will embrace shared sacred bowls.  Find your chill stoner Aries, everything will come to you naturally.

Lessons of the past, mixed with positive reinforcement in real-time, will add up to a progressive period.  And yes my young star seed, you have a secret weapon blessed by the cosmos:  A sacred herbal copilot to guide your adventure.

There is a specific period in July when you must lean on the guidance of our sacred herb.  Between the 14th and 27th, uncertain cosmic winds will blow.  This is the precise time where lessons learned in the past, and current moments of chill, must collide.  Smoke sessions might not always be deep and powerful during this period, but they should be numerous.

By the end of July, you will be back to your normal rambunctious ways.  But perhaps lessons and experiences will transform your stoner self with gained maturity and progress.  As always, your cannabis copilot will be your guiding green light illuminating your progressive path.