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Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Virgo not all periods of Mercury retrograde are created equally.  As you have learned in the past couple weeks, perhaps you are well equipped with cosmic traits that can thrive during such periods.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb.  Recent frustrations and communication breakdowns will twist like a finely rolled joint into a period of great progress and understanding.  Sometimes it takes a rough patch to learn how thick our skin is.  Put Breakdown by Guns N Roses on your playlist; November is going to be rockin!

I have a specific task for your organized to-do list stoner Virgo:  Declutter.  Toke time early in the month to pack your favorite pipe with your favorite strain.  Use the sacred herb to enhance a productive smoke session crossing t’s and dotting i’s that remain from previous periods.  This medicated exercise with the sacred herb will cleanse the past, and free the future.

Now stoner Virgo, with a clean slate the real magic can occur.  The New Moon of the 14th marks an important period of great creativity and idea generation.  Typical of a stoner Virgo, once you clean your plate, you are ready to fill it back up again.  I recommend filling your stash jar with a sweet Sativa dominant hybrid cannabis strain for this period of great ingenuity.  Amnesia Haze should fill the pipe perfectly.  However, be forewarned:  Do not over extend on execution during this period.  Let the ideas and plans flow.  Memorialize them on paper or digital mediums, but don’t jump too quick to manifest them.  Perhaps this period will fill your days in the future, executing your amazing plans and ideas.  But for now, put out the bucket, and catch the rain of inspiration.

Be ready my energetic Virgin.  The new cycle of energy and flow will bring fellow terrestrial astronauts to your door.  Literally.  Don’t fret, I know your energetic style can mask trepidation for human contact, but the current universal influence will bring positivity and confidence to your outward expressions.  Seek balance with the sacred herb.  Seek out and fill your grinder with a high CBD cannabis strain.  The calming and soothing nature of this light stoney strain will keep the claustrophobic walls from closing in when social smoke circles occur.  Trust yourself stoner Virgo, you got this!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges ahead; but rather, you are better equipped to handle the cosmic conundrums that come your way.  Perspective can make all the difference stoner Taurus.  Instead of letting the little things bring you down, you’ve learned to light one up, and rise above.  With a little herbal inspiration you will be able to come up with a creative way to overcome any obstacle that you encounter this month.  And, if you are viewing the path ahead from a higher vantage point, you are likely to avoid unwanted roadblocks all together.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect to play the role of the great communicator this month at work.  Your ability to take a step back from a situation, and willingness to hear the views of all parties, will be crucial in keeping the tensions between teammates low and productivity high.  Oftentime what others interpret as ill-will from their peers is simply because communications are on different frequencies.  Get everyone tuned into the same channel early in the month, and you will be able to resolve minor misunderstandings before they grow into bigger problems.  While you help the crew focus on the big picture, and are working to keep the peace, don’t neglect your own needs stoner Taurus.  It can be draining putting out all the little fires at the office, so make sure you toke time to fire up the sacred herb off clock, and recharge your own spiritual batteries.

My strong Bull, you may have heard of the Summer of love.  Well this season you are living in the Fall of friendship.  Maybe it’s the peace pipe that will get everyone talking, or maybe it will be the sheer desire to better know your cannabis cohorts.  Whatever the catalyst, you are entering a golden era for interpersonal relationships.  You and your closest partners-in-chronic are vibing on the same cosmic wavelength, and grooving to the same stellar soundtrack.  Sometimes it’s better to not overthink things stoner Taurus, just light one up, and let the music play.  There is one word of caution regarding more romantic endeavors:. If you and an extra special cannabis companion are thinking about taking things to the next level, make sure you take off any rose tinted glasses first.  Romance can cause us to see people in a flattering light.  You want to make sure you’re seeing the situation clearly before taking the next step.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Scorpio I know you have grown tired of the roller coaster of life with it’s anticipatory climbs, and terrifying falls.  Always remember the mantra when you’ve dove too deep with that sacred edible:  It’s going to be ok.  It’s going to be ok.

Communication will be encouraged, enhanced, and energetic in November.  Cosmic winds of influence will accentuate a sharp intelligent tongue stoner Scorpio.  And as with all blessings from universal influence, you must find balance within the potential for extremes.  Make sure to toke time to chill out with the sacred herb my fierce Scorpion.  See through the eyes of your cannabis companions.  You might finally be able to annunciate all those words you have held back or failed to speak in the past, but it could come as a great shock to others.  So speak!  Get it out!  But temper your newfound enthusiasm, and wit with words, with smooth care and temperament.  If you can find with the right tact, your canna-crew will love the new outward exuberance.  And as a result your words will manifest tangible action and blessings.

I know you have had tough times in the past few months stoner Scorpio.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and let go of the past.  Forgive yourself, and forgive others.  This is a new period, and you might feel like a new you.  Particularly between the 8th and the 14th, you might notice a positive transition to a new attitude.  Toke time within this date range to settle yourself with the sacred herb.  Find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with a solo smoke session.  Focus on the positive power of forgiveness.  This exercise with cannabis, will accelerate the transition from stormy mental weather into a positive mental attitude.  You are very powerful during this period stoner Scorpio:  Manifest positivity.

After the New Moon of the 14th, the terrestrial plane will appear sharper and brighter.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with an energetic Sativa strain.  Lean into this new positive outlook and vision with your sacred herbal assistant.  But terrestrial worldly manifestation isn’t the only aspect supported by universal influence during the last half of November.  Toke time to look within as well.  Now is the time to assess personal habits.  Now is the time to take action within your own sphere of influence to build healthy habits of love for self.  You will be like a wizard waving your wand, but don’t forget to cast that positive spell within!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November

Take a deep breath stoner Sagittarius:  Inhale the sacred herb, and exhale the remaining tension you’ve been holding onto.  It’s been a long and winding road the last few weeks for you my bold Archer.  It’s taken extra effort and determination to navigate the torrential storms that have been the backdrop to your terrestrial travels.  While the weather may forecast rain, the cosmic clouds have lifted, and you will once again be able to see the stars.  While you may have missed out on some of the social tokin’ with the canna-crew last month, all of those solo smoke sessions, and moments of meditation, are paying off.  The universe is sending some high frequency vibrations your way in November stoner Sagittarius.  In past months these powerful spectral waves may have caused massive shock waves to your smoked out system.  However, with your chakras now aligned, you are ready to take it all in, and transform the powerful waves into outwardly positive action.

This month, how far you progress, and how high you rise in the workplace, will directly correlate to your ability to find balance.  Give and take will be the key to unlock progress.  Load your bowl with the power of the sacred herb.  Find a balance of confidence and patience in your cannabis communion.  Sometimes you will lead your peers, motivating them with a ‘can do’ pep talk, keeping everyone focused on the mission.  On other projects, you will make bigger contributions by playing a supportive role, being a sounding board when coworkers are brainstorming.  Because you will be required to play so many roles, you should stick to hybrids when selecting your cannabis strains this season stoner Sagittarius.  The stimulating effects of Sativas can help keep your mood elevated and inspire out of the box thinking, while the Indica influences will help you stay loose during times of high tension.

My accurate Archer, it can be nice to relax by yourself:  Just you, kind buds, and your favorite piece.  But, the holiday season is also a time to recreate with your cannabis companions, to celebrate and share bowls.  Make time for both stoner Sagittarius.  You’ve worked tirelessly to achieve the clarity of sight you now possess, and it would be a waste to not share this higher perspective with your smoke circle.  It’s important to toke time for yourself, but when the opportunity arises, roll it up, and pass it forward.  After all, now is the season for sharing, and caring.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Pisces some look to the approaching rains with sadness and dismay, but for the stoner Fish November can be a refreshing and rejuvenating time.  It can be a time to clear the air, and reestablish focus on the things that really matter.  The smoky days of Summer are now long ago.  It has taken longer than expected to find your center, and return to a slower, more deliberate groove.  It’s time to return to the tried and true cannabis strains that you know will keep you grounded stoner Pisces.  Stick with classics like Northern Lights or Skywalker OG, and a good old fashioned Kush is never a bad idea.  Others may stray away from such relaxing effects, fearful of getting stuck on the couch; but now is the perfect time to stay inside and turn your attention inward.  Light one up, and reconnect with your higher self.

Stoner Pisces you might be looking toward more mellow movement overall, but work life will be the ever accelerating exception.  One of the perks of getting rid of some of the haze in the brain, is that you’ll be able to focus on the finer details, and tackle more ambitious projects in the work sphere.  With your optimism and imaginative approaches, you will overcome lingering obstacles, and help the whole team reach elevated levels of achievement.  However great your growth and however high you rise, don’t lose sight of your roots stoner Pisces.  Even when you are making significant advancements in your career, don’t forget all those who helped nourish you along the way.

Please remember my shiny stoner Fish, sometimes the best way to help others is to help yourself.  Outsiders might see you meditating and medicating and wonder:  What are you getting done?  Don’t worry about the naysayers.  Those in your inner smoke circle will notice your radiance from the efforts you’ve invested in finding your own peace.  And, it’s contagious stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re sharing some of your secret stash or a simple smile, this month you will be reminded how quickly the good vibes can spread.  But be forewarned:  While the energy and mood of you and the ganja gang will be elevated during this season, remember that they are not endless.  Sometimes you will need to press pause, smoke a bowl, and let the world know you’ll get back to the grind in the morning.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Libra no deep medicated meditative introspective dives with the sacred herb are required in November.  You have learned enough lessons recently that your travels on the terrestrial plane can be unencumbered by self reflection.  Ah, isn’t that what works best for you stoner Libra, a free form uninhibited stroll through the cosmos?  Keep your cannabis consumption light and airy this month.  Avoid deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  Universal influence supports a confident and energetic strut through life, as we transition from Fall to Winter.  Lean into positivity.  Fill your stash jar with bright Sativa strains like Jack Herer, Lemon Haze, or Sour Diesel.

Ok my confident lucky Libra, all this free flowing exuberance must be checked in one particular way:  Long term caution.  You will be feeling yourself in November, and you well should.  However, toke a time-out with the sacred herb when moments of long term decision making arise.  Whether it is a big decision in the personal or work sphere, enjoy the negotiations and process, but avoid signing any contracts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to check yourself, and the situation.  Live in the moment without impacting your future timeline.

There is another bright aspect to this period my balanced stoner friend:  Personal communications with close cannabis companions will harmonize.  After the New Moon of the 14th, smoke sessions with the sacred herb could enlighten you to past passive aggressive communicative behavior.  Almost like rising out of a thick cosmic fog, you will be able to discard these bad personal habits, and once again be the kind communicator you always seek to be.  With the newfound energetic confidence, and a shift in communication patterns, you will shed the husky outer layer, and expose the sticky icky goodness inside.  Smoke it up, and soak it up stoner Libra.

Leo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Leo it’s time to breathe a satisfactory sigh of relief.  Universal influence dispatches the introspection of past periods, and invites a more buoyant cosmic vibe for November.  Wake up!  Pack your bowl with sticky Sativas.  Instead of looking within, now you can finally focus outward, and roam the terrestrial plane with a confident strut and stride.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Optimal success in this period directly relates to the internal sacred meditations of past periods.  If you haven’t put in the work on self, then outward progress on the terrestrial plane will be more difficult.  I know you are stubborn stoner Leo.  If you did not toke time with self as prescribed in past periods, I can give you a shortcut to advance in November.  No cheat codes are completely fulfilling, but they do exist.  Set aside 30 minutes early in the month my stoner Lion to meditate with the sacred herb.  Any strain or method of delivery will work.  Use this time to think about why you skipped the prescribed sacred herbal meditations of past periods.  Burn sage during this short meditative exercise to cleanse the after affects of stubborn malignance.

The introspective periods during 2020 will pay off stoner Leo, and maybe faster than you think.  There will be great opportunities for deep conversations with cannabis companions, loved ones, and distant family members.  Keep sharable cannabis supplies in your smoker’s box this month.  Important emotional progress may come from a shared joint with a loved one.  Or perhaps a nondescript vape pen might be the connecting cannabis tool between family members.  No matter the circumstance or method, you will do great, and feel the flow stoner Leo.

Ok, now that we are all on the same page, let’s get to the November blessings of our cosmic cannabis universe.  How long has it been since you have adventured with an edible?  The roller coaster of ups and downs associated with the cannabis effects can be exhilarating, confusing, and scary all at the same time.  Now throw in being in public as a stoner leader of the Zodiac.  The painting by Munch The Scream comes to mind.  All universal systems are go for a face melting edible adventure stoner Leo.  

Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Gemini the transition from Fall to Winter is upon us.  Days are getting shorter, and perhaps so too should your smoke sessions.  Positive cosmic waves of progress will blow through your house this month, but balance will be required to ride them to success.

Your voice will be requested in the work sphere.  These opportunities may come with short notice.  Don’t let circumstance affect your ability to perform.  You are in this position for a reason.  Use your strongest stoner traits to excel.  Your adaptability and intelligence will come through in these moments.  All of this push for confidence at work comes at an opportune time.  Universal influence will accentuate all progressive efforts in the work sphere in November.  

Stoner Gemini this is where the presence and assistance of the sacred herb can really help you in your endeavors.  This new deserved pressure in the work sphere is an important moment in your broader timeline; but it could cause imbalance within your cosmic spacesuit.  Late nights, or over cooked smoke sessions, could leave you open for fits and stutters in crucial moments.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with a CBD heavy hybrid cannabis strain.  Seek balance within smoke sessions, not escape.  Perhaps this is the perfect time to try those CBD gummies you have heard so much about for night time sleep assistance.  This sacred prescription should assist in keeping your mind, body, and spirit in balance for important serious moments.

Balance stoner Gemini.  The key word to the month also applies to your terrestrial mission in the personal sphere.  To avoid burnout from work pressure, you must find time for self.  Not through deep meditative dives this month, but instead through energetic experiments with passion projects.  You are in work mode stoner Gemini; no sense in wasting it all on the company.  By taking time with the sacred herb and a passion project, you will keep your attention and energy levels high, while creating balance within the spheres of life.  With balance achieved, all other aspects of our worldly endeavor will also be supported.

Work work work!  I know stoner Gemini, productivity matters little to the heart.  Perhaps a meditative smoke session can be applied early in the month to contemplate and manifest positivity with the realm of the heart.  Genuine loving moments occur when we least expect them.  There is nothing in my sacred vision for November that says that while you grind at work, and play with passion projects, opportunity for love won’t present itself.  It is in those moments when you are tuned into the universal wave that magic can occur.  Balance stoner Gemini, ride the wave.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Capricorn the last period was spent improving internal dialogue.  As Fall transitions into Winter, contemplative focus will now turn outward.  But even with cosmic streams of influence pushing outward progress, it all stems from within you my studious Sea-Goat.  November will require a keen third eye for learning and advancement.

Stoner Capricorn, use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye throughout the month.  Often we may fall into a trance, learning through titles and headlines, without depth of content.  The universe is sending cosmic waves of learning opportunities.  November could be a period of great understanding, and even awakening my smart Sea-Goat.  But to receive these universal blessings of learned advancement, you must see beyond the surface.  Toke time to contemplate information beyond a cursory glance.  Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective.  Consume the full view stoner Capricorn.  The results could bring progress, understanding, and wisdom.

Take this cannabis prescription for higher learning into your social circles.  There is much you can learn from your smoke circle stoner Capricorn.  Pack bowls, burn joints, and let the conversation fly with your cannabis companions and smoke buddies.  Burning bud, contemplating life, the universe, and everything, could be the spark to progress in November.  We all have something to learn, and something to share.

The New Moon on the 14th of November marks an important personal point of reflection for the stoner Capricorn.  Step away from the hustle and bustle of your busy world.  Set the scene for a quiet solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain and intensity does not matter.  The focus of this reflective meditation is your cosmic spacesuit and mental health.  We must not live for others, but we do need to satisfy ourselves.  Have you met your own internal expectations regarding physical and mental health stoner Capricorn?  These two are often interwoven.  A healthy spacesuit boosts the opportunity for a content mental state.  Now is the time to address your progress, and perhaps reassign goals and habits.  Use the sacred herb to inspire honest self reflection while maintaining healthy love for self.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Cancer, by now the warmth and fullness of summer may feel like a lifetime ago.  Just like the trees, you find yourself feeling like something is missing.  Your once lush branches are bare, and your vibrant aura seems like a shadow of its previous radiance.  But remember stoner Cancer, just like the leaves fall, so too will they grow back.  Don’t worry about outer appearances and how others see you; instead look inward, and get back to your roots.  Spend time with your favorite sweet, sticky sensimilla sacred strain, and turn your third eye sight inward.  Some will see you blowing smoke and say you have your head stuck in the clouds, but you know that the sacred herb can do much more than just get you high:  It can keep you grounded.  Find the center and plant yourself there.

Stoner Cancer during this time of new growth, you will have a unique opportunity to try out new approaches to lingering obstacles in the workplace.  Not every idea will be a good one, but you will be in a position to flex those creative muscles.  The best strategy will be to start with quantity and transition to quality.  Sow as many seeds as possible in the early days of November.  By the middle of the month you and the team will know which ideas should be nurtured, and which should be weeded out.  Be efficient with the renewed energy and resources you have stoner Cancer.  If a project is not yielding the predicted outputs, don’t waste time trying to ‘make it work.’  Instead, redirect your efforts into those that produce actual results.  Just remember that the success of any endeavor will require collaboration with all your peers.  Even if it was your idea, it will take the entire crew to put it into action.  While this means you are likely to have to share the credit, remember that a win for all is also a win for one.  

While you can’t predict what lies ahead this season, you will always be able to rely on your stoner fam to weather the worst of storms.  Whatever the cosmos has in store, together you can help to keep each other’s mood bright.  And it won’t take much to keep spirits high stoner Cancer.  Sometimes all you need is good green, and an evening tokin’ and talking with those you care about most.  This month will be a reminder it’s not always how far you travel that makes a great adventure, it’s who you choose to share your pipe and journey with.