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Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Virgo, have you ever heard the phrase, ‘It was written in the stars’?  Well, I think they meant planets, and boy do you have a book to read this month!

One of your largest character traits and strengths will put you at the mercy of planetary alignment in June.  You have a great ability to be stable while also being flexible.  This key characteristic will be tested in June as you can expect to be pushed and pulled in multiple directions by cosmic influence.

Your cannabis prescription this month is EVERYTHING!  Fill your stash jars with a plethora of cannabis species and strains.  From high CBD to blended hybrids, and even some pure breads for sure.

Believe in yourself stoner Virgo.  Arm yourself with the right cannabis tool for the correct moment.  The shifting landscape of cosmic influence will require an ability to remain stable while bending with flexibility.  But remember my stoner Virgin:  This ability is within you.

There will be moments of extreme confidence wrapped in resolve.  Select a hybrid for these extreme moments to soften the edges of cosmic influence.

There will be moments of danger within communication conflict.  Sense these moments stoner Virgo.  Select a more contemplative Indica strain to help yourself think before speaking.

There will be moments of raw emotion from internalizations.  Find a Sativa dominant hybrid to soften the raw edges of powerful growth and remembrances.

I cannot say if this will be a positive or negative month for the stoner Virgo.  I can say that you have everything you need to make it a month of progress and great growth.  Pay attention to your personal environment, and adjust accordingly.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Scorpio you are a resilient amazing creature.  This month will test every astrological characteristic flowing within you.  Remember your resiliency stoner Scorpio.  As waves of positive and negative charges lap at your internal beachfront, it will be your ability to plot forward toward progress that sees you through this turbulent time.

Whoa, that was dramatic.  Perhaps the month won’t play out like an action film, but more like a romantic comedy.  The bottom line is to prepare for wide arcs of influence from celestial bodies.

Nobody knows you better than yourself, my secretive stoner Scorpion.  Stock the stash jars with a wide range of cannabis strains.  This wide selection will allow you to pack the right bud at the right moment.  Trust yourself to be your own bud tender for the month.

You are the cannanaut of your own terrestrial experience.  But if I could create a guide for the month within the sacred herbal species, I would suggest:

First Decade:  Energetic Sativa.  This will be a phase of learned growth.  The more energy the better!

Second Decade:  Indica Dominant Hybrid.  Your stinger will be sharpest during this phase.  Blend clear communicative outpouring with measured contemplative thought.

Third Decade:  High CBD Strain.  Feelings will come rushing in at this stage.  Balance and clarity of thought must stabilize your sphere.

A wide range of emotions may seem daunting, but with the assistance of the sacred herb you will be able to view this month from a thirty thousand foot view.  You will emerge stronger stoner Scorpio. 

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aquarius most who know you would consider you to be a generally open minded being. But this June, with a little help from the sacred herb, and a few meditative smoke sessions, you will be able to fully awaken your third eye sight.

Whether you are working on an important project at work, or picking up on the vibes of your cannabis companions during your weekly smoke sesh, your enhanced attention to even the smallest details will be a big help to everyone.

Just be careful my burdened Water-Bearer.  Even if you are seeing things clearly from a lifted perspective, you don’t want your confidence and clarity to come across as being condescending.

Sometimes it takes passing the peace pipe around the circle a few times in order to get everyone on the same level. These are the times when the connection of cannabis can help to calm everyone, and be the catalyst needed to open the lines of communication.

Just be aware stoner Aquarius:  There may be a few conversations this season that should be more talking and less toking.  Be on the lookout for a partner-in-chronic whose vibe is feeling a little off.

You might be ready to blaze into the Summer sesh. Ready to pack the pipe, grab your sticky stash, and hit the open road.  Maybe it’s to light up at your favorite smoke spot for old times’ sake.  Or, perhaps you’re feeling adventurous and have no particular destination in mind.

However, there is someone in your inner smoke circle who isn’t quite prepared for the hot and hazy days of Summer ahead.  Rest assured stoner Aquarius, this person will get their groove back, in no small part because of your kind words and listening ear. But, while it’s great to supply a bud loving buddy with good green, just remember sometimes being a good friend is all that a person really needs.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Taurus, let’s look at the coming month as a powerful trip on a cannabis edible.  Trip being the key word.

In the beginning the feeling is serene.  A sense of calm and relaxation washes over you as if nothing has been taken at all, and this is your natural state of being.  Nice and pleasant.

But then the gears change.  The body biom begins to break down and consume the cannabis treat in a less familiar way.  Stable footing for the stoner Bull becomes shaken by terrestrial unease.  Unnerving and paranoid.

But you got this stoner Taurus.  You have ridden this canna-ride before.  Preparations can be made in advance for the known journey ahead.

The month of May could be gleaned the same way.  A pleasant calm feeling in the first decade will give way to turbulent cosmic waves as the month progresses.

Toke time to enjoy the beginning of May with communal smoke sessions with the canna-crew.  Recharge the spacesuit for the coming terrestrial cannanaut adventure.

Mercury retrograde is no treat.  There is no space map to the journey ahead, much like that powerful edible.  But you’ve been here before stoner Taurus.  You got this.

When communication breaks down with your stoner tribe, be fluid like water.  The more you hold your ground with the powerful weight of your stoner Bullish self, the more negative cosmic currents could sweep you away.

Use your cannabis copilot as a third eye guide.  Seek the perspective enhancing vision of the sacred herb in situations of turmoil.

Every trip is personal stoner Taurus.  However, the experienced cannanaut can escape the selfish trip trappings of broken communications to see the perspective of others.  Not easy, but the key to weathering this coming cosmic storm.  God speed stoner Bull.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

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Hopefully your cosmic space suit is ready my frisky Fish. The universe has cleared your airspace of any external obstacles, and you are clear for takeoff. So, buckle up stoner Pisces, because this month it is all systems go!

It may have taken you longer to get off the ground than some of your peers, but throughout the month you will continue to soar ever higher until you reach your cruising altitude.

Remember, you’re in the cockpit my high-flying Fish; how high you climb, and how far you journey will be up to you. With nothing but wide-open skies ahead, you can expect your trajectory to be meteoric.

Before you get blazing at full speed, be sure to spend a few days early in the month plotting your course. This doesn’t mean you have to spend hours in official meditative smoke sessions, planning every part or imagining every possibility of your journey. This month, a little time with the sacred herb will go a long way. 

Although you will have the time to take the scenic route, or to get lost wandering, it is still a good idea to have a final destination in mind. Just be sure to toke a few moments to puff puff and plan. It is important to look before you launch stoner Pisces.

While until recently it felt like you were trailing behind your fellow terrestrial cannanauts, now you find yourself in pole position. Just keep in mind that not everything this month needs to be a competition.

Now you are the friend in the lead with plenty of greens. But it wasn’t so long ago that you were the one who needed a little help from their friends. So be mindful stoner Pisces. While for you, the sky might be the limit, you have a few partners-in-chronic who will need a lift in order to soar among the clouds.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

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This month, many of the stoner Zodiac will find themselves faced with that age old question: Should I work, or should I play?  But you are not one of them stoner Gemini. You won’t have to waste any time worrying about which one to choose, May will be filled by plenty of both!

While grinding hard and keeping your groove going are both written in the stars, it will be up to you to maintain balance between both worlds. And in order to sustain this peaceful equilibrium throughout the month, the best advice I can offer my toking Twin is this:  Keep the pipe at home.

The only way to ensure an upward trajectory in the workplace, and to enjoy lighthearted stoney time off the clock, is to keep them separate.

Stoner Gemini, when you’re on the job, remember it’s business time. Keep your mind haze-free, and your focus clearly on the tasks in front of you. And once you’re done with work for the day, light one up, and let any thoughts of business fade away with the smoke.

Whether you lean more toward the sweet stimulating Sativa, or usually indulge in the sticky calm-inducing Indica, you should keep your stash jars stocked with both throughout the month.

Whenever you feel like you’re running out of steam, seek out the inspirational vapors of an uplifting Sativa for a little pick-me-up. And when the weekend hits:  Relax, rest, and rediscover your center with more grounding buds.

Stoner Gemini, it might sound strange to some that a person could smoke their way to success. But, as long as you make sure you match your sinsemilla selection with the appropriate situation, you will see gains in your career, and still get to spend plenty of time roasting great ganja with your best buds.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Aries should receive constructive blessings from the cosmos in May.  What are you building?  Where are you growing?

My unrestrained Ram, think about the final Spring month as a time to bring the life of the party to your work sphere.  There is much to do and much to accomplish.  The planetary alignment supports all systems GO!

Allow your mind to wander from the smoke circle stoner Aries.  Mercury enters retrograde this month, and with this cosmic conundrum comes diminished communications with cannabis companions.

Head strong arguments among friends could pose long lasting injury.  Celebratory bowls of the sacred herb will not be missed this month; matching sessions with canna-buddies will be replaced by solo excursions of quiet contemplation with self.  

Stoner Aries, this may seem antithetical to your natural drives, but the scenario should play out naturally as the month progresses.  Best buds and cannabis companions will be there when the work is done.   

All of this should flow just fine in your daily routine stoner Aries.  You will bring the life of the party to the workplace!  The Ram is quite adept at climbing steep cliffs.  This month will be focused on ascending higher into the economic ecosystem.  Whether it be that half baked idea you have been meditating on, or straight forward time on the work clock, exciting results will show from attendance and attention.

Don’t worry stoner Aries, the pot infused party will return to the personal sphere in the future.  You may be so busy building projects and pouring foundations of success for the future, perhaps you won’t notice missing out on smoke circle dramatics.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Gemini, up to this point, it may feel like not much has happened for you this year. So far, you may not have seen the seeds planted at the New Year grow as much as you had hoped. But I’m here to tell you to take a deep breath, take a few stress relieving tokes of the marijuana smoke, and relax my terrestrial Twin.

It’s officially the first full month of Spring! You can expect to see your spiritual and financial gardens experience noticeable growth. Remember stoner Gemini, that when it comes to our plants and our plans, time spent in a vegetative state is just as important as when they start to bloom.

Sure, this period of slow growth may not be the most exciting, but it is crucial in creating a strong, healthy foundation. This incubation time is the groundwork for everything that follows; after all, the tallest trees only reach great heights if their roots run deep.

Stoner Gemini, the most substantial growth will be in the realm of work. As long as you maintain your ambitious momentum, your peers and the higher ups will notice your contributions to the team. At least for the first couple weeks it will be best to stay off the pipe when you’re on the clock.

This month, you want to keep your work-grind and your herbal-grind separate. So, save those sweet, sticky bowls to celebrate a good day’s work, instead of slowing down your brain at work.

My stoner Twin, April isn’t going to be all work and no play. Your time outside of the office will be as hazy as ever. You’re not the only sign of the stoner Zodiac who had a slow start to the year. Your cannabis companions are coming out of Winter hibernation, and ready to blaze up with you under the bright Spring sun.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Libra, this year you don’t have to wait for Summer to experience a season of love. This April, whether you are single or in a relationship, you can expect to reignite old flames, fan the embers of your current partnership, or feel the spark of a new romantic interest.

When you reup your stash of sacred herbs, be mindful that you will be packing many of your bowls for two; so stock up heavy this month. Of course, passing around kind buds is not the only way to show your affection stoner Libra.  But it is true that sharing is caring, and you don’t want your smoke sessions to end early because you ran out of nugs.

This season my lovely Libra, the blessings of Venus will not be limited exclusively to romantic relationships. You can expect to strengthen bonds, and deepen connections, with all of your fellow terrestrial astronauts; whether they are a lover, your best bud, or your newest coworker.

I do offer one cautionary comment stoner Libra:  It is a good idea to keep your peace pipe packed and ready to puff puff and pass throughout the month. Yes, it is true you can expect to see a great deal of growth and evolution in many of your interpersonal relationships, but it is also true that sometimes growth comes with growing pains.

The tradeoff of getting to know someone better is that you won’t always like everything you might learn about them. Stoner Libra, just remember that you’re not always going to agree on everything.

Instead of arguing, toke on it, and talk about it.  When you light up a bowl of the sacred sinsemilla you can rise above almost any problem. Afterall, it doesn’t matter if you’re team Indica and they’re team Sativa; because at the end of the day, you are all a part of team green!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

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What stoner Virgo doesn’t like a good puzzle or a complex game?  The April time period will present challenges and obstacles synonymous with these methods and concepts.

Buckle up my valiant Virgin.  Before the big match, or when the puzzle lay in pieces, the forthcoming challenge can seem daunting and intimidating.  Trust and Courage will be required to complete the challenge.

The month begins without warning of the start time as the New Moon falls on March 31st.  Toke time in the first few days of April to meditate with the sacred herb.  Just you, your favorite piece, and some cosmic cannabis.

Focus your medicated meditation on Trust and Courage.

Trust yourself stoner Virgo.  You have all the tools required to solve any dilemma that comes your way this month.  Cannabis helps us see ourselves.  Take a mindful note with your third eye gazed within.  You have great strengths and wonderful attributes.  Acknowledge them.  Empower them.

The universal puzzle or the cosmic game presented this month are yours, and yours alone.  Steady your nerves throughout the month with high CBD rich cannabis strains.  You have entered a fluid period where options and obstacles must be addressed with confidence and Courage.  

One aspect of April that will be less murky and opaque is the sphere of love.  The planets have aligned in your favor my vivacious Virgin.  Perhaps this cosmic warm breeze will be enhanced by the early smoke session focused on confidence?  

No matter the sphere of influence or the cosmic conundrum presented, toke time with your cannabis copilot to instill Trust in yourself, and Courage to smoke the competition.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Virgo, did you miss Valentine’s Day in February?  Perhaps the calendars are off.  The New Moon on March second is possibly your second chance at Valentine’s love.  

For partnered Virgos this means a chance at rekindling that old spark that lit the flame of the relationship.  Toke the opportunity to burn a bowl with your love.  Light the cannabis connection that assisted companionship.

For single Virgos this New Moon marks a moment for new possibilities.  You are entering a phase of opportunity for cannabis companionship.  Inhale the positive machinations of the sacred herb, and blow out the spark of manifestation.

Perhaps the February time period was more stagnant than you would prefer my lovely Virgin.  March will be the month of self motivation, and you are certainly capable of this task.

There are times to burn philosophical sacred bowls, and contemplate free-will versus destiny.  And there are times spark-up the divine inspiration contained within the magic of the sacred herb.  Get up and get moving stoner Virgo!  It’s all up to you right now.

Enjoy the month.  It gets off to a memorable emotional tone.  But then the bounty of benefits throughout the month all fall within your sphere of understanding and motivation.  

Associate action with smoke sessions.  Focus on health and body more so than heady contemplations of life, the universe, and everything.  As all things fall into place by month’s end.  Perhaps you will truly be able to question if your conscious actions got you there, or if it were destiny all along.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

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My bud-loving Bull, of all in the stoner Zodiac, you have the highest times ahead of you this March. Spring is upon us, and you will get to indulge in smelling and smoking the flowers more often than most other signs in your smoke circle. 

Your forecast for the month will be filled almost exclusively with good vibes, and of course the stickiest greens. This month is a toking choose-your-own-adventure story.  Whether you choose to enjoy your nugs outdoors on a nature walk, or prefer to puff puff pass the time within the four walls of your stoney sanctuary, all sessions are blessed.

But as you puff, just be sure to pay it forward stoner Taurus. Remember that there are many of your cannabis companions who will have more trouble seeing through the smoke. 

You will be in a position to be the friend with weed this season. So, when you can, toke the time to pass the dutchie to the left, and invite those who might be stumbling to join you on your cosmic carpet ride.

Just be mindful when there are unfamiliar faces joining the smoke circle. You have every reason to be proud of all the positivity you are manifesting right now stoner Taurus. But remember that not everyone will be as immediately outgoing as you.  There will be some you encounter who will be more cautious in opening up to new people. Be patient when you encounter those who are a little more shy.

Of course, you will all have something to agree upon – good ganja.  Meet them on their level, and give it time. The best way to get everyone to join the party this month is to keep the cannabis burning, the kind words flowing, and of course my bold stoner Bull, just be yourself.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Pisces, you’ve spent the first months of 2022 playing the role of helper and healer to your cannabis companions. You were there for your smoke circle through their low moments, as well as the highs. 

But now we are in Pisces season my frisky Fish.  This month really is all about YOU! It’s time to toke a break from being everyone else’s ganja guru, and focus on giving yourself the attention that you need.

Start off the first days of March with deep and dank meditative smoke sessions. Spend time away from the smoke circle stoner Pisces; just you, your favorite pipe, and the sacred herb. 

Whether it’s your favorite secluded smoke spot, or in the comfort of your cozy stoney sanctuary; find a peaceful place where you can light up the loud, and quiet your mind.

Consider cerebrally-stimulating strains like Blue Dream or White Widow when selecting your herbal aids for these moments of medicated meditation. 

Blue Dream is ideal for when you are focused on holistic healing. Its vapors can uplift your consciousness, ease bodily tensions, and calm your spirit. It will help you enter into a contemplative state of mind without getting lost in thought, or stuck on the couch.

Stoner Pisces, switch up your prescription to White Widow when you are ready to turn reflection and exploration into implementation. It can be a bit more stimulating, and might leave you restless if you don’t have an outlet for the elevated creative energy. But it is a great strain for when you are really getting back into the groove of getting things done.

Just remember that the goal of this month’s solo smoke sessions isn’t to avoid your friends and cannabis companions. It’s about giving yourself the space and time you need to look in the mirror, and like what you see. So be mindful of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, but stay focused on you, my friendly Fish. 

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Libra, sometimes life is like a bag of bud, and unfortunately, it’s not always going to be the top shelf kind. Sometimes it seems like the bag has more stems and seeds than anything worth smoking inside. 

When you get dealt a subpar sack you can choose to waste time picking through the unwanted parts trying to salvage worthwhile nugs. Or, you can count your losses, toss the whole thing, and try for a better bag. 

It’s only March my balanced stoner Libra!  Already you’ve experienced what seems like a year’s worth of seeds and stems. But this month it is time to let go of all the shortcomings, fire up some kinder buds, and toke a fresh start. 

The good news stoner Libra is that this month will be shwag free!  The stars have aligned in your favor, and the cosmic haze that overshadowed the first couple months of 2022 will fade, clearing the way for higher prospects. So get ready for a come up!

Of course, you will still have to work for it stoner Libra.

The first few days of March should be spent in meaningful medicated meditation. Breathe deep, inhale the perspective-expanding magic of the sacred herb. If the cosmos is bringing you a fresh start and new opportunity, you will need to know what you want to achieve, and how high you want to rise.

Don’t worry if you feel like the year has been mediocre so far.  Know that from this point forward how far you go will only be limited by what you can imagine. It’s finally your turn stoner Libra. Now it’s your time to dream big, smoke better, and manifest the magical future that you want to see!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Gemini I warned that better days of the year were around the corner.  The slow start to 2022 is over!  Get ready to rip and roll your way into a stoney cosmic adventure.

The action influence from the universe comes hot and heavy like a glob slab slammed on a glowing nail.  The New Moon on the 2nd will send cosmic waves of a shifting tide.  Pack a celebratory bowl for one on this date to welcome the change with your personal cannabis guide.

These action items will manifest in the work sphere.  Any passion projects or work tasks will get a boost from cosmic encouragement.  The wonderful nature of this influence implies that kind feedback will occur as a direct result of your actions.

Yes stoner Gemini; the only risk you run of missing out is the danger of couchlock.  Keep the stash jar loaded with energetic Sativa species to bring inspiration AND action to the forefront.

Ah my stoner Twin.  It just wouldn’t be a month worth remembering if you didn’t have some sort of battle with the dual nature of life, and within yourself.  As the month progresses there will be moments of trepidation and insecurity.

Toke a moment with the sacred herb to contemplate these situations before they get the best of you.  Perhaps, all that is needed is a positive outlook to see any obstacle or dilemma as an opportunity or learning lesson.  

These are the situations where a shared bowl with your close cannabis compadre might be the ear or sounding board needed to find the positive path.  

Good luck stoner Gemini.  There should be enough to do this month to keep you both busy!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

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It’s over stoner Capricorn!  All the swag analogies and bunk bud predictions of continued struggles are done!  March represents a rebirth for the stoner Sea-Goat.  Now, you can truly start to climb the cliffs of progress.

Early in the month around the time of the New Moon on the 2nd, toke time with your sacred herbal guide.  Sink deep into a medicated meditative state.  Use this solo adventure with cannabis as a sort of internal house cleaning.  Flush out the struggles of the past, and open the pathways for progress in the future.

Use this solo deep dive with the sacred herb as a way to set the stage for positivity in March.  The cosmic influence is changing.  Prepare yourself for brighter days so that when the transition occurs, you will be eager to seize the day instead of confused by the circumstances.

With the deep cleansing solo dive out of the way, stock the stash jars with light and airy Sativa cannabis strains.  The cannabis experience for the remainder of the month should invoke creativity and flexibility more so than a contemplative medicated state.  The flexibility found within a light regiment with the sacred herb will allow balance within this positive transition.

Cleanse the spirit.  Heal the body.  Reset the mind.  Everything that follows will be connected to your true internal drives.  Everything will be possible once again stoner Capricorn.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aquarius, if your cannabis companions want to find you this month, all they will have to do is look up! It may be true that you’ve been toking it low and slow up to this point, but as long as you aim for the stars, you will find yourself blazing to new heights in March. 

Your upward trajectory will have your fellow terrestrial travelers watching you closely.  Don’t fret my judicious Water-Bearer, observers might have red-eyes, but their stares aren’t critical. Actually, it is quite the opposite; you will have the admiring gazes of all who come into your orbit.

Because of this universal admiration, you will have the opportunity to raise up those around you. So, you will need to lead by example stoner Aquarius.

This means top shelf buds only this month! You don’t want others to see you smoking sad, shwaggy green. Remember, my chronic-loving Aquarius:  Friends don’t let their cannabis companions smoke bunk weed!

In fact, accumulating the best green bud will coincide with a cosmic mission to collect green paper as well. It takes effort to accumulate the sacred green as well as the matrix money.  But you are up to the challenge stoner Aquarius.

With all the prosperity you can expect this March, it will be important to remember the sacred stoner mantra:  Sharing IS caring.

Be mindful of your spending stoner Aquarius.  You don’t need to go overboard and burn through your stash and savings just to please others. The point is to help when you can. To share a bowl with those who find their own stash jar low, or to cover the pizza when your partner-in-chronic has had a long week, and just need a night of great ganja and good people.

Whatever you do this month, be sure to pay it forward stoner Aquarius. Now is your time to shine, but you never know when you will be the one who will need that kindness repaid.

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Leo, you headed into the New Year with optimistic anticipation, excited to say goodbye to all the rough waters you navigated through 2021. But, like many of your cannabis cohorts, your eagerness may have clouded your vision leaving you unable to see the equally rough rapids January had in store.

The bad news: unfortunately, my stoner Leo, I cannot say that the cosmos are ready to clear the skies and calm the choppy waters quite yet.

This means that during this transitional period in February, you will need to toke it day by day. Use these last days of hazy uncertainty to grind up, light up, and allow the healing vapors of the sacred herb to make the much-needed repairs to your cosmic space suit.

The good news: there’s not much further to go before you will once again be flowing along peaceful cosmic currents.

Stoner Leo, since you are stuck in standby month, you might as well make the most of it! You should put off making any big decisions or taking long trips during this time. So, hit up your partners-in-chronic, gather up everyone’s favorite sativa or indica selections, and smoke until the path ahead becomes clearer. 

Don’t let yourself feel down if it doesn’t feel like you’re moving forward fast enough this month, stoner Leo. Sometimes we just need to sit with stillness. Allow the sacred sinsemilla to serve as the backdrop for these peaceful sessions of THC inspired tranquility. 

Stoner Leo, you will be back to your full fiery ferocity next month; space-cruising through terrestrial planes, reaching new highs and new destinations. But, at least for the moment, it is best to burn your bowls close to home and let your imagination do the wandering! 

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

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Ok stoner Scorpio.  I feel you.  Is 2022 going to be 2020 too?  NO.

Early in the month, fire up the music, fire up the bowl, and fire up the good vibes.  There is a change coming quickly, and this marker could use a blessing of positivity.  Find a safe space to celebrate.  Whether you are into the healing properties of crystals, or the cleansing properties of smudging, combine your prefered holistic ritual with a bowl burning session with the sacred herb.

Use your canna-powers combined with your holistic healing ritual to accept the past, and manifest positivity for the future.  You can’t imagine how powerful this medicated meditative smoke session will be.

Once complete it will be like finding your voice again.  With honesty and integrity at heart, your words will find the target.  And it’s ok stoner Scorpio, sometimes words land hard.  Toke time for self, and smoke about any poor reactions you might receive.  I bet your cannabis compadre might do the same, and discussions with solutions will ensue.  

Just give it a chance, and you might find the smoke circle complete once again.  Tensions release with the soothing vapors of the sacred herb.  The ganja gang can laugh, cry, argue, and smoke again all in the same sesh.

Stoner Scorpio, in the middle of the month, an interesting conundrum might challenge your bliss.  Make sure you have sacred Indica strains available during this period.  Use the calming nature of your cannabis copilot to envelop all decisions with love and positive intentions.  This will not be the time to duke-it-out or make earnest declarations.  

My scorching Scorpion, tell someone (anyone) you love them this month.  Find your voice.  Express love and positivity.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

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It’s a new year stoner Sagittarius.  And with this change in calendar comes a cosmic breeze of energy and enthusiasm to fill your quiver.

Toke time with the sacred herb early in the month for a lifted strategy meditation session.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a peak of cosmic energy sent your way.  Match bowls with the universe, and dare to dream stoner Sag.

But be careful my master Archer!  Avoid purebred cannabis strains.  Instead seek a nice Indica-Sativa hybrid for this energetic period.  The ideas will be flowing from your own instinct and universal support.  A pure Sativa cannabis strain could surge the energy in the universal amplifier to 11.  You aren’t a rock star stoner Sagittarius.  You are a warrior.

The important aspect of the January time period will not be in the high-minded idea generation, but instead it will be on the execution of high-minded ambitions.

Hence, a pure Sativa strain could get you stuck in a frenetic and manic stage of idea creation; and a pure Indica strain could negate the impact of the energetic universal blessing.

A 50-50 hybrid strain will utilize the perspective enhancing powers of your cannabis copilot, and leave you ready to act on your medicated meditations.

So dream big this month stoner Sagittarius, but don’t get stuck in your head.  There is action to accomplish on the terrestrial plane.  Unleash the cannabis enhanced powers of your mind, and follow the direction of your inner voice into productive battle.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

Capricorn
Capricorn
Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January
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For most signs in the stoner Zodiac, New Year’s festivities mark the end of the celebratory holiday season. But for the stoner Capricorn, the party is just getting started! This month, it’s time to light up, breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and let go of your inhibitions with every exhalation. 

You are still the same hardworking, ambitious, and persistent ganja-loving Sea-Goat, but January will be a season when you have full license to embrace and explore your more lighthearted side. 

Doing your job well, and advancing in your career, is still an important investment; but you will see the most notable growth in the spiritual and social spheres of life.

Take full advantage this month of any opportunity that arises for you to puff and philosophize with your partners-in-chronic.  Don’t pass on the chance to spend time talking and toking with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Afterall, what better way to let loose at the end of a busy day than to relax and match bowls with your best buds.

Stoner Capricorn, you shouldn’t be surprised when you see your smoke circle expand in the second Winter month. In fact, your fun-loving, free spirit approach to life right now will be hard to resist!  The only thing you have to worry about is that your pieces are clean, and your stash jars are kept full. 

When you can, plan ahead and put some thought into your social smoke sessions. Perhaps a POT-luck is in order?  Everyone can bring their favorite stoney snack and sacred strain.  By the end of the ganja-gathering, everything should be consumed. Or, you can make a day of it by indulging in some extra strength edibles, and embarking on a 420 movie marathon.

Regardless of what weather Winter might bring, you can breathe easy with the knowledge that the cosmos has nothing but positive vibes and good times in store for you. But it will be up to you to keep the ganja burning and party grooving stoner Capricorn.