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Taurus December 2018

Stoner Taurus now is the time to dig deep and get back to your roots. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty. This season will be an exceptional time to pull the weeds, and give much needed attention to your inner garden. It can be easy to overlook minor issues, but it is even easier to address them while they are still small and manageable. Be confident stoner Taurus! The warm cosmic winds are at your back, pushing you toward progress in all arenas. Just be sure to approach problems with facts and logic, not emotions. Whether you prefer sticky Sativas, or hard hitting Indicas, take time for meditative smoke sessions with the sweet aromas of the sacred herb. Sometimes you need the help of some great ganja to get outside of your head. However, this month it can help you look deep inside to find your most inner truths.

Be ready to knock down the to-dos early in the month stoner Taurus. While it may not sound like the most exciting prospect, if you handle necessary work requirements on the front end, you will find yourself with more time for personal enjoyment on the other side of the task list. Just remember the goal is not to finish your tasks as fast as possible, but to work toward mastering any project you take on. If you do not go into every task wholeheartedly, the work you put in will be wasted. Remember stoner Taurus, you do not have to be a one person team. Enlist the help of your fellow cannabis cohorts at work. You will find it is easier to cultivate greener and greater crops together. Whether it is through hard work, or bonding over a freshly packed bowl, you will likely turn unfamiliar coworkers into canna buddies. And with time, they may even become some of your closest cannabis companions.

Stoner Taurus it is never a bad idea to take things in moderation. This month, it will be essential for personal growth and success. Avoid binging anything. This includes our lady mary jane. While it can motivate us to reach greater heights, overindulging can also leave you stuck on the couch! Ultimately the goal this December is to have fun and find your bliss, just remember to keep a keen eye on conscious living.

Virgo December 2018

What’s the rush stoner Virgo? Wait, that’s right, there isn’t one. This December you should expect to move along at a slow, but steady burn. Stock up on any smoking supplies you may need early in the month, and make sure your nug jars are full. Your main goal will be to recharge the body, rejuvenate the spirit, and celebrate another successful year. The stars have aligned in your favor stoner Virgo. You will not have to go out of your way to take advantage of these cosmic opportunities, just be ready to act when they come.

While you can expect support from the cosmos, it will still take initiative on your part to set events in motion. Be deliberate and careful with your movements. This month is not a period to push or chance fate. December is a great time to plant the seeds which will grow far into the coming year. Put in the work now and then rest stoner Virgo. Reflect on your current success and bask in the all the prospective beauty yet to come.

Both in the personal realm and the workplace, creativity will be high. Cosmic winds will support any and all creative endeavors. So, be courageous in your undertakings. Do not be afraid of failure stoner Virgo. Attack lingering problems head on! Now is the time to accept responsibility, and seek to end issues which may have remained longer than you care to admit. Remember opportunity knocks, but it will not wait around forever. You may find you will do some of your best work by yourself. Whether it is tackling tough problems at work, or relaxing with a freshly packed bowl after hours, you will find something comforting in solitude. These solo smoke sessions will be the perfect platform for constructive, creative musings.

Single stoner Virgos should ride the waves, not create them. Patience is better than persistence when it comes to pursuing any potential partners to become your extra special cannabis companion. Play it cool stoner Virgo, and you will easily avoid any unnecessary explosions with friends or stoney suitors. December will be a good time to keep the peace pipe ready to spark up when the situation arises. This doesn’t mean you should expect any significant altercations. Sometimes, it is simply a pleasant way to share a bright period of positivity with your fellow partners-in-chronic.

Sagittarius December 2018

The stoner Sagittarius should be relieved to hear that the end of the year should be low stress. Trouble should stay at bay, that is, as long as you don’t go looking for it. So rather than charging out with a stick to poke trouble, let slow and low be the tempo of December. “Only fools rush in”, as is said, and to rush would be to pass on opportunities you’ll never knew you had.

Dust off your communication toolkit, stoner Sagittarius, and possibly toke a moment to compose yourself. Communication skills will be necessary. Talk it out, don’t fight it out. No need to go to war over something that can be easily resolved over polite discourse. Perhaps practice on the willing victims, err, participants of your smoke circle to strengthen such skills.

Year end rewards are financially likely this month, however, be advised stoner Sagittarius not to spend your way back to even. Instead consider how such rewards may lead to better beginnings. Such savings this month can lead to great adventures and better opportunities in future periods. Apply reasonable expectations financially instead of going with the money flow.

Fortunately for the stoner Sagittarius, no large scale obstacles are foreseen this month. Spark one up with meditative smoke sessions in mind to tackle the smaller issues in December. Also, recall that connecting with nature may help keep the calm prior to knocking out such smaller obstacles. Doing so will ensure they don’t snowball in the future.

This month is NOT the right time to close your eyes and manifest with magic if there’s something you desire, but rather a good time to make a plan of action on the personal front. Plotting out the steps required to attain your goal and taking action to meet that goal may bring positivity back into your personal endeavor. New perspective, new light, and a positive attitude are the secrets to a pleasant December. Yet, at the same time stoner Sagittarius, don’t forget that hard work, planning and guile will be the attributes you need to accomplish the result that you desire.

Pisces December 2018

Stoner Pisces dream big, think big, and understand even the largest gardens grow from the tiniest of seeds. Where do you want to go? How do you want to grow? December is the time to sow the seeds of your garden. Seeds will flourish and flower, but only if you plant them now.

Plan for many meditative smoke sessions. Set aside specific times for structured self-reflection so that all efforts to accomplish your greatest goals will start with a strong foundation. During the long December nights, you will have plenty of time to puff, puff, plan. Be patient stoner Pisces, your efforts will not have immediate results. You are just beginning to break new ground on a long journey of self-discovery. So roll one up and relax. You may not know exactly what your efforts will bring, but you should be proud, and take gratification in each small step of progress.

Be forewarned stoner Pisces: You should do your best to avoid overspending this holiday season. Even if you are satisfied and confident in the current level of your financial green, you want to be prepared for any unexpected financial burdens. This does not mean you shouldn’t treat yourself and your canna-companions to gifts. However, you do not want to begin the new year with uncertainty surrounding your green capital. When you simply can’t fight the urge to splurge, toke time to make sure you get the best bang-for-your-buck before parting ways with your savings.

While others will be able to see your growth from the outside, it will be up to you to turn your focus inward. What do you expect from your fellow terrestrial astronauts? And just as importantly, what do you want to give back stoner Pisces? Allow yourself the space needed to align your own chakras first. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find your inner peace. Only then will you be comfortable with yourself and your cannabis companions, even if your views and values are not aligned. As long as you are true to yourself, you will be successful in your relationships with all of your cannabis companions.

Scorpio December 2018

Stoner Scorpio December is going to challenge you. The period ahead has a high potential to be uneasy, awkward, and downright problematic. But as with fate, the stars have a grand design, and everything will work toward a greater purpose in the end. The stoner Scorpio may have noticed that they have been led to this moment. Show the universe you’ve got this! You did indeed pick up the nugs of knowledge that were put down for you along this path. With a positive attitude and good smoke, nothing can hold you back!

Toke time this month for a deep dive into yourself with the sacred herb. You may recall in the prior period you were warned not to do this. Now is the time for a deeper look into your inner programming. In this endeavor, the stoner Scorpio should seek understanding on the direction of their flight path. Not all answers will come to you from these depths, but what you discover will ease the awkwardness of the period.

In the work sphere, it cannot be emphasized enough that you should breathe, inhale, and let it be. This will be your mantra for December. The situations you encounter are beyond the scope of your control. Do your best, and be satisfied with the results. As long as you put forth the effort, satisfaction will be found regardless of the outcome! Expectations of results could lead to a spiral of negativity.

Strange times ahead in the personal sphere, stoner Scorpio, strange times indeed. Instead of a focus on family and cannabis companions, it will be best during December to seek support within the community and the peripheral of the smoke circle. Seek out adventure with new people and community events taking place all around you. Sometimes the best way to avoid a volatile situation with loved ones is to AVOID a volatile situation. Be sure to do your due diligence, manage your responsibilities, but make sure you find ways to spend time out in the wild rather than at home in the jungle.

Capricorn December Horoscope

Stoner Capricorn the choice is yours in December: Rise with the sun in the morning or sleep in ‘til noon. The sun will crest the mountain’s peak either way, just as it has and just as it will. Some things in life are outside of our control and sphere of influence. December will bring obstacles that are just that. It is paramount that you contemplate these dilemmas, but do not try to solve them. Instead, the stoner Capricorn should focus on solving problems they can take on directly. Keep it simple this month. Act when you see an obstacle you can directly conquer; such as cleaning that dingy bong before your smoke circle assembles for a session!

Task mastery and communication will be the keys to your success this December. Achievement will be directly correlated to the accomplishment of tasks, and there will be plenty. Assistance can be found with coworkers and canna-buddies alike, but only if they receive clear communication. After lining up tasks and knocking them down, don’t forget to toke a moment for a celebratory smoke in appreciation. Celebrate the achievement and those that helped make it happen.

Stoner Capricorn you may find yourself with the seasonal itch to spend money. Generosity of spirit is a wonderful thing, but be mindful of your budget. Now isn’t the time to deplete your assets, but rather the time to save for the future! You’ll find that many aspects of December are building for future periods. Don’t give in to societal pressures, instead find resolution in your future plans.

While getting frosty with your loved ones this month, your internal feelings will guide you through any emotional obstacles you encounter. It is vital that you listen to your heart stoner Capricorn; especially in moments of love. If you get in close enough, you may even be able to listen to their heart. Be gentle and kind. If you’re ever in doubt, just be the best friend or partner you can be, unequivocally.

Libra December 2018

Stoner Libra last month’s splendor may have transitioned out, but in its place comes something just as lovely. The planetary alignment for this period will be like a warm breeze at your back. This is a period of limitless possibility and growth. And to that effect, it’s time to replace old patterns just as you would replace a cached bowl.

Energy at the beginning of this period will be strong, and thus the perfect time to make plans. A direct plan of attack will increase the opportunity for success. Rest will also be imperative this month, as going hard after your goals can run the stoner Libra on the red line. Ensure you recharge your batteries before you find yourself drained at the halfway point!

When you can toke a moment, breathe deep with the sacred herb. Inhale insight, and step back from your perspective. See your obstacles from a different view or angle. Do you notice a better route or way forward you hadn’t noticed before? This is your time to branch out, to grow, to re-frame, and move forward in a new way. This is a time of growth and expansion; don’t be afraid to venture out, and place yourself in new smoke circles. December is a great time to expand your smoke circle to new smoky heights!

It’s understandable that these epic times may all just seem like grand luck, but you shouldn’t question it. The warm cosmic breeze is real stoner Libra! And if you aren’t feeling it, then it’s time to reflect and meditate on past transgressions. You may discover the only thing holding you back is your former self. Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them. Learn from the past. Create the future!

Gemini December Horoscope

Stoner Gemini the skies are clear for your sign in December. This is a great period to toke a look at yourself from high above our cosmic spacecraft. See yourself from a broader perspective. The current planetary alignment will give you a boost of insight and place a warm cosmic wind at your back. With direct movement towards your goals, you will find that everything is achievable in December.

Early in the month, take a deep medicated meditative dive into yourself. Combust the sacred herb knowing that the cosmos has blessed you. See what you need to make your life blossom like a fine bud. What is it that you really desire? What is it that would not only make you happy, but make you thrive! Once you have manifested your internal desire, create a plan of action to make it happen. As long as the actions you take are toward that goal, nothing will hold you back.

Temper your emotions stoner Gemini. Do not let the stress and distress of fellow terrestrial astronauts lead you off your flight path. Reactionary or poorly chosen words could derail your personal cosmic mission. Remember that the actions and progress for your desired path should be your primary focus. Also stoner Gemini, be forewarned: Do not rely on others to make your vision a reality. This is YOUR path to greatness. Reliance on others, and falling victim to needless emotional outbursts, will only create unnecessary stumbling blocks along your travel.

Regardless of where your journey takes you, always be a good friend to others. Do not allow negativity to creep in from outside your sphere. December is a solo mission, a mission to the stars. So buckle up, you’re at the helm of the spacecraft Destiny! The only other things you’ll need to consider are which tunes, and which bud for the journey.

Cancer December Horoscope

Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative smoke sessions should be often and plentiful. Sometimes you will need to toke solo, setting the scene to reflect on past and future endeavors. Other times you should recruit your canna-companions to rest and reflect with a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, embracing the healing properties of Indicas and Sativas alike.

Inspiration is all around you, stoner Cancer. Just because your goal is personal growth, does not mean you should ignore the advice and wisdom of others. There is much knowledge to be gained by listening to others’ and viewing the world through their lens.

When it comes to the nine to five, stay on your grind. Be diligent stoner Cancer! You will be on the right path as long as you keep moving forward. It is advised to keep your smoke sessions off the clock. Success will be easily attained, but only if you avoid unnecessary distractions. The best advice this month is to keep an open mind. You can expect the workplace to bring a few challenging obstacles. Just remember, you can overcome each challenge by remaining diligent, and not going at it alone. Additionally, do not turn off your emotional compass stoner Cancer. Empathy for and from your peers will be the determining factor between success and failure in this period. The more perspectives there are addressing a problem, the greater the odds are for a creative and successful solution.

Just like in the workplace, when it comes to the personal sphere, teamwork will be key. Some have said, “you get by with a little help from your friends.” This month, stoner Cancer, with the help from your closest partners-in-chronic, you will thrive. You have many fellow cannabis enthusiasts who are more than willing to help you share the load of the daily grind. And, if your canna-buds are in short supply, December will be an ideal time to expand your smoke circle. Whether it’s sharing the bowl or the burden, you can count on your bud-loving buddies to see you through this December.

Aries December Horoscope

Stoner Aries it is crucial you do what is in your power to stay humble this month. You are often called upon to help lead others or to tackle the tough problems. But, you need to worry about tending to your own garden, and completing your own projects before offering help to others. You will only be successful in your efforts if you are able to keep your feet planted firmly on the ground and your focus straight ahead. It is highly advised you restock the stash jar early in the month. Find a nice Indica/Sativa hybrid: This will help you achieve the balance needed to stay motivated and focused, while at the same time relaxed and patient. This combination should see you through the tough tasks of the month.

It is always solid advice to keep your work relationships in good standing. No one wants to purposefully instigate unwanted drama. Just remember stoner Aries, not everyone has to be your BFF. Keep it professional, but stand your ground when disagreements occur. Critique the idea, not the person. Any efforts you spend trying to make others look bad, is only time wasted that you could have spent toward progress. As long as all parties are willing to listen to the others’ perspective, the only problems you will experience will be figuring out the best way to tackle obstacles as a team. Remember stoner Aries, the stoners who toke together stay together. Keep it moving forward, and keep it positive. The true meaning of ‘sharing is caring,’ means sticking together through the rough patches so we can all better enjoy the good times when they come.

The key to a successful December is confidence! While the month is likely to move forward at a seemingly slow pace, you will have the time to reflect before making meaningful choices. Take time for solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Use these solo smoke sessions to ground your roots. Keep it green, and keep it growing, stoner Aries.

When it comes to serving others or pursuing your own goals, it is okay to focus on personal causes first this month. Self-betterment will prepare you to help others in the long run. Use a keen third eye to see the motives of fellow terrestrial astronauts. It is up to you to distinguish between those who wish to join the smoke circle, and those who just want to smoke your stash.