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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February
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Stoner Aquarius, have you ever been smoking your preroll, inhaling the sweet vapors of the sacred sinsemilla, only to start coughing because you realized you smoked it down so much that you had started burning into the paper crutch? 

January was much like this: it started off smooth, fulfilling and enjoyable. But you may have burned too hot, too quickly and by the end of the month you found yourself out of energy with an empty stash jar.

Stoner Aquarius, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as you were highly successful in lifting the spirits of those around you. You shared your bright aura and good ganja with all of your fellow tokin’ terrestrials. You spread good vibes and shared high times with those in your orbit who really needed help rising above rough times. 

You don’t need to change your attitude or your optimism my water-pipe bearer, just try to slow your roll a little as you move through February.

Right now, you will need to swing your focus from serving others to self-care. Spend whatever time you need to rest and recharge your own cosmic spacesuit stoner Aquarius. 

Because health and healing are the goal, Indica dominant strains should be your go-to ganja selection during this season. Of course, you can seek out the consciousness-expanding Sativas when it is spiritual healing you want to focus on, but overall relaxation and recreation should be your highest priority.

Don’t worry though stoner Aquarius, low-key doesn’t mean you have to be lazy or that the month will be lame. You can still join your cannabis companions to share a joint or two, or enjoy late night bong rips with your best buds. Just don’t neglect your solo smoke sessions. 

You have an exciting and fulfilling year ahead where you will play the role of ganja guru, guiding your partners-in-chronic on countless endo-adventures. So, my stoner Aquarius, toke it easy now so your fire doesn’t burn out before you reach your final destination.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Pisces
Pisces
Pisces Stoner Horoscope February
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Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts?

For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don’t miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path.

You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need.

While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you. 

My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses.

Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don’t spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

Taurus
Taurus
Taurus Stoner Horoscope February
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Stoner Taurus, you are among those signs in the stoner Zodiac who may be disappointed that the New Year has so far failed to deliver anything that feels, well…new.

You can resign yourself to playing a supporting role in your own stoney saga, or you can take to center stage and manifest the story YOU want to see. 

Don’t let February puff puff pass you by; get out there and get your grind on my stoner Taurus!

Maybe it’s time to finally apply for the promotion at work, or perhaps it’s time to make big moves and consider a completely new career path?!

While now might be the perfect time to switch it up when it comes to work, don’t rush or take these decisions lightly. Take time to think on-it and toke on-it stoner Taurus. Before you begin your new adventure onward and upward, you will need to take a deep dive into meaningful medicated introspection.

Meditative smoke sessions will help you to pause and allow you the mental calm and clarity to reflect on where you’ve been and to look forward to where you want to go. 

Stoner Taurus, when you do finally begin your next occupational adventure, it will be a good idea to put down the pipe, or at least leave it at home until you get the groove of things at the new job.

Rest assured stoner Taurus, you will have plenty of time to figure out which of your coworkers are four-twenty friendly later, but you will want to make the most of this fresh start by showing up clear minded and showing your peers you are there, eager and ready to grind!