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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

It’s October stoner Aquarius!  The first full month of Fall.  The days are growing shorter while the trees are shedding their leaves in anticipation of the frosty winter blanket they will soon be wearing. As you look around you will notice most others in your orbit are stocking up their stash jars, pulling out their warmer wardrobe, and generally preparing to be holed up in their smokey sanctuaries until the Sun returns.

But not you stoner Aquarius. You might switch out your rope sandals for cozy mukluks, trade your bathing suit for the warmth of your comfy hoodie, and make sure that your own stash is both frosty and FULL; but you have no plans of letting a little cold or cloudy weather slow your roll this month!

While your more complacent cannabis cohorts may be content spending hours on the couch binging shows, you will be busy making moves and manifesting the change you want to see.

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Remember this on your stellar journey:  Sometimes it is the changes you can’t see which will be the most significant. 

You play the role of the mindful marijuana mediator, and cannabis confidant to the smoke circle. You are there for the canna-fam.  Whether they just need someone to share a bowl with, or a sounding board of empathy, your well-balanced wisdom is appreciated.

But, this month stoner Aquarius, before you start in on your selfless service of others, you have to ask yourself a most quintessential question:  What do YOU need? 

This season, it is your turn under the magnifying glass. Not only in a critical light, but with a contemplative gaze, and constructive intent. You are always ready with sage advice for others, but identifying and working through your own emotions can feel like a foreign concept. 

This month you must toke time for self.  Maybe you are contemplating a substantial switch up; like changing your occupation or career path. It could be as simple as diversifying your smoking credentials by switching from Indica to Sativa strains. Or, something somewhere in between; like telling your cannabis companion that you just need a little more space.

Toke time for solo smoke sessions to calm and clear your mind.  Just you, the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe.

My well-meaning Water Bearer, by no means should you skip out on social smoke circles, or actively avoid helping your cannabis companions grow and rise above.  Just make sure you are putting in the care required to make your own garden flourish and thrive.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aquarius, you are familiar with, and likely partake in, some form of annual Spring cleaning.  How about the concept of Fall foundation building?  Are you ready?  It might sound like it’s still a long way away, but just like objects in the mirror, 2022 is much closer than it appears!

After the past few months spent on the grind: Working, playing and toking in equal measure.  You may be tempted to light up, kick back, and slow your roll as you move through September. While you have certainly earned a few celebratory bowls for all you accomplished during the simmering Summer season.  But at the risk of harshing your high, my dear stoner Aquarius, I must forewarn that there is still much to be done.

Even if you are feeling satisfied with the spiritual and financial progress you have recently achieved, now is the time to plant the seeds for the prosperity you want to manifest in the future.

In the early days of the month, it will be important to take a physical and mental inventory of everything from the levels of your stash, to your bank account balances, to recent accomplishments, and even current goals. Instead of planting yourself on the couch, resigned to hiding from the oncoming cold in the safety of your smokey oasis, find what inspires you stoner Aquarius. Find what ignites your inner spark, and motivates you to keep it growin’ and groovin’.

Just be sure to not take yourself too seriously my judicious Water-Bearer. You will definitely see a great harvest from all the effort and energy you invest into your worthwhile endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a counterbalance to your daily terrestrial discipline.  Toke time to relax with a freshly packed bowl, or a topshelf pre-roll, to recharge your cosmic spacesuit.  These marijuana moments are all that is needed to maintain your upward trajectory.

It will take effort and focus to strike a balance between imagining infinite possibilities for the future, and transferring the diligent work into fully realized results. Big dreams and high aspirations are a great start, but they don’t amount to much if you never take action to make them happen.

Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are in the captain’s chair:  YOU are the only one who is in control of your cosmic spacesuit.  YOU decide how far or how high you fly. 

No one else can force you to aim higher.  No one else can hold you down. 

So, if you decide to take a break from reaching for the stars, that is okay. Just know that when you shoot for the moon, even if you don’t make it, the view will be all the more spectacular from greater heights.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Aquarius, you have spent the first months of Summer doing what you do best:  Helping all of your closest cannabis companions to weather the cosmic storms, and maintaining cooler heads in the face of increased tension and turmoil. 

You don’t have to completely abandon your friends when they’re in need, but during the remaining Summer days of August, you should focus more on manifesting and maintaining your own peace.

The days of dropping what you’re working on to help your partners-in-chronic work through their issues are over. Light one up stoner Aquarius, and let go of the guilty feelings that you have to be the one who fixes everything. Once you have freed yourself from the self-inflicted sense of obligation to others, you will be able to lean wholeheartedly into your own passion projects.

Remember my burdened Water-Bearer, self-care isn’t selfish. There might be a brief adjustment period as you make your own well-being a higher priority, but with a little cannabis propelled perseverance you will find your ganja-guided-groove soon enough.

Without having to keep watch over all of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, you will be able to turn your sights to the wider, wondrous world around you. Get up and get out there stoner Aquarius. 

Maybe you take an extra day off to escape to the beach for a roast on the coast.  Or, perhaps you’d prefer to keep it as local as the couch in your living room, and enjoy a marijuana and munchies fueled stoner movie marathon. It really doesn’t matter what you choose to do, as long as you toke a little time for yourself.

Don’t worry stoner Aquarius, not all of your smoke sessions have to be solo. All the energy and optimism you invest into your own well being is sure to attract the gaze of that special type of cannabis companion. 

Perhaps it’s your undeniably vibrant, groovy vibes emanating into the cosmos?  Or maybe it’s the sweet scent of those sticky buds you’re tokin’ on that will attract those hazy eyes your way? Stoner Aquarius, whether you are single or already have a partner, this month, you are certain to be packing more than just one bowl.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Aquarius throughout the month you are sure to be a cool oasis for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts journeying throughout the hot, hazy days of July. Being in your presence will be as refreshing as the first sip of water after hours spent melting in the sun; as invigorating as the first puff after an extended tolerance break. You can expect the other stoner star signs to seek out your rejuvenating waters.

Others might be looking for refuge from the blazing sun, but you are ready to soak up some rays, and light up those jays!  It doesn’t matter if your destination is a far-off secluded smoke spot by the sea, or a familiar trail close to home; any moment enjoying some good trees in the great outdoors will be time well spent.

The only thing greater than your need to be out in nature, will be your desire for social interaction

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You will need to stock up your stash jars early in the month stoner Aquarius. If you show up to a partner-in-chronic’s smoke circle, you want to be ready to match bowls. And if you’re the host of the hotbox, you want to make sure you have enough cannabis to ensure everyone reaches the next level. Nothing will end the smoke session early like running out of the sticky sensimilla before maximum liftoff is achieved.

There is one word of caution this month stoner Aquarius:  Don’t let your eagerness to be the friend with weed result in you being the friend in need

You are always ready to help your cannabis companions.  Whether it be a listening ear when the daily grind is wearing them down, or to celebrate the big milestones during times of flourishing growth. But, this also means that you are often prone to putting your own needs behind those of others. 

Amidst all of your endo-excursions and being the cool-headed cannabis confidant to your fellow stoner star signs, don’t forget to toke time to relax and rejuvenate your own spirit.

Stoner Aquarius could find themselves reaching for the peace pipe with the canna-crew before the month is over. Balancing the Water-Bearer positivity with their cannabis cohorts, and spending enough time on self-care, may unintentionally cause others to feel neglected. Let the sacred herb be the catalyst for communication.  Remember stoner Aquarius, those who are willing to pass the pipe to one another will always be able to rise above, and let any hard feelings pass them by.