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Leo Stoner Horoscope March

Leo
Leo
Leo Stoner Horoscope March
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Stoner Leo, what do you do when a plant gets too big for its current pot? You transfer it to a bigger pot of course. Those roots need space to grow!

So far in the year you have been making forward progress, but maybe not as far and as fast as it could be. This March you too will need to find your own bigger pot with fresh, nutrient rich soil to let your roots grow deeper, and to allow room for your branches to spread.

You will always be the loud-smoking, leader-of-the-pack Lion, but right now you need to break away from the pride. It’s time to take a break from focusing on the rest of the pack to pack a bowl for one. Spend the month of March resting and reflecting on what makes you roar my stoner Lion.

It’s not about the grass being greener on the other side, it’s about nurturing your own garden so you can flourish, and grow to your greatest potential. Sometimes this means you have to shed old leaves to make way for new buds.

Your strain selection should reflect your goal of maximizing both your spiritual and physical expansion. You can go for maximum diversity by picking a couple Indica and a few Sativa options. This way you can match your strains to whatever your mood and the moment calls for. Or you can gather a few Hybrids that can be cerebrally stimulating yet will still keep you grounded in the terrestrial world.

Although growth is the theme and focus this month, know that it doesn’t stop when the month ends. Build the groundwork now stoner Leo, and you will continue growin’ and tokin’ the whole year through.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

Gemini
Gemini
Gemini Stoner Horoscope March
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Stoner Gemini I warned that better days of the year were around the corner.  The slow start to 2022 is over!  Get ready to rip and roll your way into a stoney cosmic adventure.

The action influence from the universe comes hot and heavy like a glob slab slammed on a glowing nail.  The New Moon on the 2nd will send cosmic waves of a shifting tide.  Pack a celebratory bowl for one on this date to welcome the change with your personal cannabis guide.

These action items will manifest in the work sphere.  Any passion projects or work tasks will get a boost from cosmic encouragement.  The wonderful nature of this influence implies that kind feedback will occur as a direct result of your actions.

Yes stoner Gemini; the only risk you run of missing out is the danger of couchlock.  Keep the stash jar loaded with energetic Sativa species to bring inspiration AND action to the forefront.

Ah my stoner Twin.  It just wouldn’t be a month worth remembering if you didn’t have some sort of battle with the dual nature of life, and within yourself.  As the month progresses there will be moments of trepidation and insecurity.

Toke a moment with the sacred herb to contemplate these situations before they get the best of you.  Perhaps, all that is needed is a positive outlook to see any obstacle or dilemma as an opportunity or learning lesson.  

These are the situations where a shared bowl with your close cannabis compadre might be the ear or sounding board needed to find the positive path.  

Good luck stoner Gemini.  There should be enough to do this month to keep you both busy!