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Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Virgo, what goes up must come down, that much is known.  The true test of grit and determination is remembering that even if we fall, we can get back up again; and in most cases, make it to greater highs than you were before the fall.  You may feel discouraged during the first weeks of June while reminiscing on all the mad wins of May.  The transition to Summer may not be as hot as you imagined, but you will have plenty of opportunities to puff, puff, pick yourself up.  Select sacred cannabis strains relevant to the circumstance, stoner Virgo.  Avoid stimulating Sativas in the evening when it is time to unwind, and similarly don’t become couch-locked with a deep Indica if you partake in a morning roast and toast.  If you embrace the sacred sensimilla with a practical, sensible approach, it can be the catalyst needed to get you back on cloud nine.

Stoner Virgo, it can be disheartening at times to see others win big on their first attempt, while you wait for the fruits of your unending labor to finally blossom.  Don’t worry about what others are doing, you’re in it for the long haul.  There are few who question your diligence, and even more who will be ready, and willing, to join forces on big picture issues.  If you are fortunate enough to toke with your coworkers, make sure meditative and creative smoke sessions are plentiful and productive.  Otherwise, even if you enjoy your marijuana meditations solo, be sure to share your inspirations and insights with your peers when you’re back to the mission on Monday.

Stoner Virgo you are more than capable of blazing your way toward summer, charting new territories and seeking out new smoke spots by yourself.  However, we both know it will be more fun with a cannabis cohort in tow.  Whether this person is your longtime partner-in-chronic, or a recently acquainted smoke buddy, bring along the canna-crew on your smoky adventures.  While the challenges of work will not disappear, it will be difficult to dwell when the weekend comes.  Keep the stash jar loaded; cannabis companions will be down to ride and willing to help lighten the load.  By the second half of the month, you and all of your ganja-loving friends will find your cosmic grooves.  The only thing that will be required of you during this time, is to keep the sacred herb close, and good company even closer.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

June will require the stoner Taurus to find a softer side.  Wonderful traits like intelligence and dependability will need to take the forefront as stout stubbornness is left behind.  This may be tricky at times, but in order to get the most out of the planetary alignment this month, you must be mindful of your interactions within your smoke circle.

The blessing of the final Spring month is the progress that will come from collaboration.  When moments of stress or frustration circle your personal sphere, smoke it out, and talk it out with the canna-crew.  Advice over freshly packed bowls could dispatch an empty feeling as your bud loving buddies fill your bucket with sound advice.

There is a great side effect to this prescription of collaborative listening:  The bonds of community with your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be strengthened.  Both at work, and in your personal sphere, active listening and team problem solving will bring a winning attitude to you and your cannabis companions.  And now that your softer side is exposed, fun times flirting and recreating with the stoner crew will be enhanced.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus:  After the New Moon of the 20th, universal vibes will swirl in a cosmic storm of influence.  This is not a negative vision, but a confusing one.  Your terrestrial path will disappear in the cosmic storm.  But with a plan of action, your steps will be true and confident within the confusing cosmic weather.  Toke time on the weekend of the 20th to sneak away to your secluded smoke sanctuary.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  The strain selection is open.  Use this contemplative high minded meditative exercise to balance your chakras, steady your gate, and instill your confidence.  It is advised to extend this sacred smoke session over the weekend to fully prepare your third eye for the cloudy vision ahead.  The final days of June will be like walking a cosmic high wire; but you have done it before, and you are still here ready for the next challenge.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Scorpio whatever kindness and good karma you’ve earned in the past is returning to you in the transition to Summer!  You work hard to make those around you feel welcomed and appreciated.  And, in June the cosmos will remind you how much others appreciate you!  If life is a garden, yours is entering into a period of bountiful harvests, and buds in full bloom.  This doesn’t mean there won’t be work still to be done.  But you can rest a bit easier, and reflect on all you have achieved, while preparing for the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  The secret will be to emphasize efficiency stoner Scorpio.  Stay focused on the task at hand when it is time to be productive.  Find balance between the work and personal sphere early in the month.  You will get your to-do list done quickly, and maximize time for recreation.  

Stoner Scorpio the changing of the seasons is the perfect time to mix things up at work.  Use this period to finish up outstanding projects, and plan for the next quarter.  Now is a good time for a thorough, big-picture assessment.  Toke time with the sacred herb to float high above, and analyze your current station.  This may even mean taking some losses and letting go of projects that don’t show the same promise they once did.  This reevaluation will require collaboration and cooperation by the entire team, which could heighten tensions amongst crew members.  Keeping the peace will be crucial for forward progress.  Whether or not you pack the peace pipe and share a bowl after work, it will benefit everyone to meet on a common, hopefully higher, plain.  If this doesn’t work, individual meditative smoke sessions over the weekend can help everyone clear their minds, gather their thoughts, find their zen, and start with a fresh perspective on Monday.  

The stars have aligned in your favor this month, stoner Scorpio.  You don’t have to worry much about external forces pushing you off course during your cosmic travels.  Because of this, you will have the opportunity to turn your focus inward.  Grind your favorite strain, find a quiet place, light one up, and find your center.  Keep your smoke circle tight this month stoner Scorpio:  Best buds only!  It’s not that you should avoid new smoke buddies; but your focus should be on finding your own zen, not smoke circle expansion.  Knowing what you’re smoking, and knowing who you are smoking with, will ensure you enjoy only good greens, good company, and good vibes as you embrace the start of Summer.  

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will be full of frosty nugs and toasted buds.  However, without the right herbally enhanced third eye vision, friends and foes, obstacles and triumphs, could all be cloaked like a blurry mirage.  June is destined to start out on the right foot.  Toke time for a celebratory smoke session early in the month.  Soak up the satisfaction and self esteem boost of a mission accomplished.  Feel good about who you are, and how you got here.

Banking this confidence boost will be necessary as you travel throughout the month.  Setbacks and possible subtle losses to competitors in, and outside of the smoke circle, could shake your resolve.  But is it real stoner Sag?  Or merely the cruel perception of insecurities?  This is the key to soaking up and banking accomplishments early in the month.  It will be imperative to maintain your drive in the midst of perceived set-backs as June unfolds.  A confident forward stride may be the very thing that gets you back on top.  However, if you let a little set back derail your positive momentum, all that winning equity will be lost.

Stoner Sag, this herbally enhanced third eye vision will be required when dealing with potential suitors, and cannabis companions.  Burn, inhale, and breathe my fierce Archer.  Positivity and negativity implied through communication may all just be in your head.  Toke time to feed your head, before losing it.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through potential mirages of perception to seek truth before action or reaction.

Just like good bud, important projects and decisions in June will take time.  Each step in the process should be done with care so that the outcome is of a higher quality.  Remember stoner Sag, quality of outcome is the goal, not expediency.  You will be tempted to take short cuts, and sacrifice quality within the decision making process in June.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb on these temptations.  Often the time and care put into the process, directly relates to the quality of the outcome.  Enjoy good buds, and make good decisions.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Pisces you will likely enter the month feeling like you’re at the ash end of a bowl.  But, remember, you can always pack another!  Although May has left you feeling like you’re running low, during June, you are certain to re-up.  The goal during this period will be the slow, but ever-so-steady burn.  What might start out as a small ember of excitement for the approaching Summer, and all it brings, will quickly turn into a full blown blaze.  But again, pace yourself stoner Pisces.  You will enter the Summer months, not in a dazed and confused state, but feeling yourself, and flowing steadily along your own cosmic steam.  Give yourself permission to float along this lazy river, as long as you remain moving forward toward progress.  Don’t let yourself be bogged down by those who think you are slacking; you’re taking the scenic route, and they should hope to follow your path.  

Work life will commence at a somewhat different pace.  Stoner Pisces not everyone is going to take your go get’em attitude in stride.  So, it will be best to find like minded, equally ambitious, and bold personalities, to team up.  You know what works, and have a good idea of what will find success.  There will always be those who see your creative approaches as incompatible to getting the job done.  But, they will be the ones left behind, while the rest of the team rises to the next level.  To keep the momentum moving upward, it may be helpful to seek a little external stimuli:  A little sacred herbal inspiration.  If you are not already a self-proclaimed herbal aficionado, don’t be afraid to do your research.  Seek out strains which are known to uplift, and enhance creative exploration.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to friends, family, and current or potential cannabis companions, you can breathe easy once again.  This doesn’t mean you should take these relationships lightly.  But, as long as you toke time to meditate, and reflect upon what you want for yourself, you will be ready to articulate those needs to others.  With two-way lines of communication open, those closest in your smoke circle will be able to expect the same.  Take it easy and toke it easy, stoner Pisces.  Summer is here for you, and so is the canna-crew, ever ready to roll together.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Libra June presents a great opportunity to analyze and exert perspective and choice.  Often we leave it up to the stars, but our own decision making process is the ultimate navigator for life.  In June, there will be difficult choices of repair or replace.  Here is a subtle example:  Perhaps your favorite piece has a crack.  Sure it puff puff passes fine, but deeper thought might see a cost benefit analysis to replace your cherished pipe.  Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on these choice conundrums.  The decision to deal with it, repair it, or replace it, will be prominent in the final Spring month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring high minded decision making to the process.

What a great month where the main obstacle may be choice making!  That is the magic to June for the stoner Libra:  There is freedom within the planetary alignment.  Freedom of choice, freedom of movement, freedom of expression, it’s all supported by cosmic influence.  The best way to take advantage of this lubricated motion is to wipe the slate clean early in the month, so that your mind is clear of cluttered projects of the past.  Toke time early in the month with the sacred herb as your herbal assistant.  Finish those to-do lists, cancel those far-flung hopeful endeavors, and complete those dusty tasks left behind.  Remember stoner Libra:  Deal with it, repair it, or replace it can work on intangible projects as much as tangible objects.  Clear the clutter, and start a new chapter in June!

Polite stoner Libras have an advantage within the sphere of romance.  Whether you share a bowl, or exist within a solo smoke session, all stoner Libras will have an opportunity for passion in June.  Keep your eyes on the scales of justice, and mind your manners!  A little spark could ignite into a great flame with the right care and attention.  As with the theme of the month, the choice is up to you.  Take great care with your freedom and choices when other stoner star signs are impacted.  Your kindness will directly impact the success of your choices.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Leo June is an opportunity to party!  Comparatively speaking, you will be one of the few stoner star signs that are able to avoid cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  As long as you keep a cool head within the smoke circle, and juggle multiple projects at work, this month should be as pleasant as the weather.

Be the bright light in your smoke circle stoner Leo.  Lead like the happy lion you are.  Toke time to recognize that many members of the stoner pride will be battling messy cosmic influence this June.  Lead from the front, and leave a trail of buds behind so others may follow.  During dark times of cosmic storms, the stoner pride needs the lucky Leo to stay steadfast as a positive example.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  The stars may be bright in your cosmic house, but the storm clouds in your cannabis companion’s house will be visible and impactful.  Keep your chill vibes stoner Leo.  Puff puff pass on needless sharp reactions to your frazzled cannabis cohorts.  Let the little things go, and move forward with a positive blank slate.  If you stop to battle petty little things, the cosmic storm clouds may transfer from your canna-crew, to you.  Subtle nuisances can nag, and eat away, at your shiny exterior if you don’t leave them behind like the trivial obstacles that they are.  Sometimes blissful ignorance is active leadership stoner Leo.

Multitasking is an essential trait in the workplace to find success in June.  Various projects will see halting moments of progress.  Without other bowls burning, you could be out of smoke this month.  Keep your to-do list organized so that when you hit one dead end, another productive road is sure to be found.

Enjoy the party stoner Leo.  Toke time with the sacred herb in many moments this month to appreciate your position, and center your Chakras with positivity.  Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts are sure to find those nugs you’ve left along the trail.  Welcome them with a happy heart and a warm flame when they catch up to you.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Gemini June is a powerful month with a triad of cosmic conditions.  First, there is a lunar eclipse on the 5th.  Second, after June 18th your ruling planet Mercury plummets into retrograde.   And third, there is a solar eclipse on the 21st.  Wow, these all set up to create a hallucinogenic trip of cosmic ascendancy.

Chill stoner Gemini.  Keep your stash jar loaded, and your daily driver close at hand.  The swirling cosmic condition will create unbalanced footing on the terrestrial plain.  This means moments of exhilaration, and moments of insecure withdrawal.  As long as you stay calm, and puff on, you should be able to relish the triumphant times, and rise above all obstacles that blow you off course.

Do you feel like you aren’t really a part of the smoke circle stoner Gemini?  This lack of connection to your canna crew is not unusual for the stoner Twin.  The problem, and the answer might lie within you.  Do you mask who you truly are?  Are there times perhaps you hold back from your internal instincts?  These habits may be rewarded by the canna-crew, and thus become a habit.  100% stoner Gemini, any smoke circle that doesn’t accept you for who you truly are, isn’t worth puff puff passing with.  I realize this is much easier to type, than to implement.  Unfortunately this difficult internal conundrum will be highlighted within the planetary alignment of June.  There is no easy fix, but once you enact sacred meditations with this problem, the more likely you will be to overcome it.  You be you, and let the buds fall where they may.

Stoner Gemini your strengths and skills hide deep within.  June is an opportunity to search for these hidden talents that could become catalysts for progressive growth in future periods.  Toke time around the powerful cosmic events of June for solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  These meditative exercises will help balance your footing, and communicate with your internal drives.  In the end, what may seem like a challenging month, could very well be the moment that launches you toward future progress.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Capricorn it’s time to pull out your compass and high water waders!  June is going to be a squirrelly mix of storming cosmic influence.  There you go, I ripped that line off like a band-aid.  Now let’s work on smoothing out this rough patch prediction.  After all, who else is built for storming weather besides the stoner Sea-Goat?

One of the spheres that will be affected most by the storming planetary alignment is the personal sphere; in particular, it will affect those cannabis companions closest to you stoner Capricorn.  When lines of communication break down, you have two immediate tools to help with the drama.  First of which is time.  Avoid immediate reactions.  The amount of time is up to you, and the circumstance; but breaking away from immediate reaction gives you time to contemplate and cool down.  Second, the soothing third eye vision of the sacred herb can help with deeply personal dilemmas.  Take a break from the immediacy of the moment, and toke time to see the issue from a higher perspective.  With time, and meditation with the sacred herb, these communicative dramatics may lose the heat of the moment.  In the end, perhaps you can chill the drama with a cannabis companion over a shared bowl.  

With the right sacred prescription of patience and a higher perspective, you should make it through June unscathed, maybe just bumped and bruised.  In fact, stoner Capricorn, if you stay grounded and avoid the heat of the moment, the bonds with cannabis companions might become stronger from the challenging assessments of June’s cosmic dilemmas.  

Your natural traits of conservatism, intellect, and persistence should guide you through any other obstacles presented this month.  The sturdy Sea-Goat can make it through any storming weather!  Don’t dismiss how important sheltering in place with a meditative smoke session can be to analyze and take reprieve from a dramatic situation.  Toke time this month to steal away by yourself to contemplate your situation with the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe.  It’s amazing how a nug, and your favorite piece, can bring a little welcomed peace to your life in moments of stress.  Puff on stoner Capricorn.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

Those who are fortunate enough to smoke with the stoner Cancer, know the chronic-loving crab always has the best buds.  And often there is an unspoken understanding that they will help when it is time to light up the sacred herb.  While some might find this unsolicited expectation annoying, you embrace the puff puff pass mantra wholeheartedly:  Knowing that sharing truly is caring, and a dank reward unto itself.  But remember there is a fine line between generosity and naivety.  Impolite overreach within the cann-crew is not always meant maliciously.  They can’t help but want to be in your smoke circle.  In June, the planets are not the only things that have aligned in your favor. Whatever you’re doing, it’s working stoner Cancer.  Maybe it’s all those meditative smoke sessions, but you have found your groove, and those around you have noticed.  Your aura is radiating, and your fellow stoner star signs cannot help but be attracted to your vibrant and positive vibes.  

In the realm of work you are in it to win it stoner Cancer!  Your creative approach to tough challenges will bring to completion projects well past their due dates.  You may get peculiar looks from your skeptical peers when you first present your plans, but let the results speak for themselves.  It won’t take long for your coworkers to realize your ideas are anything but half-baked.  Know that your unconventional, yet imaginative tactics are not in endless in supply.  You can refresh and rejuvenate your mental muscles with consistent smoke sessions.  Off the clock of course!  

Stoner Cancer, be strategic when selecting your cannabis strains this month.  A THC dominant hybrid is recommended. The THC will help to spark and inspire creative cerebral activity, while the CBD will keep you grounded and centered.  By making sure neither is too high, you will be able to keep motivated without getting distracted, and stay relaxed without getting stuck on the couch.  Success will be directly correlated to your ability to achieve this balance.  

Whether it’s a freshly crafted joint, or hitting the open road to a secluded smoke spot, friends and lovers alike know you’re always down to roll.  And this summer will be filled with adventures of both kinds stoner Cancer!  While the seasons change, one thing that will remain constant are these good vibes between you and your cannabis companions.  With no foreseeable clouds hanging over personal relationships, all that will be left to do is to grab the snacks, the camera, and the stoner fam to start blazing those stoney trails!