Inhale positive intentions. Exhale positive manifestation. It’s a new year stoner Aries! Anything is possible, and it is all within you.
January brings a powerful lunar cycle with a Super New Moon on the 2nd, a Full Moon on the 17th, and a Black Moon on the 31st.
Native Americans call the Full Moon of the 17th the Wolf Moon, as the luminosity draws the attention of all terrestrial spirits to the celestial cycle during the dark Winter month.
Now is the time for your future stoner Aries! Toke time between the New Moon bookends meditating with the sacred herb. Just you, your favorite piece, and the peace of the sacred herb.
Find multiple moments to steal away from the hustle and bustle of your energetic terrestrial life for medicated meditative solo smoke sessions. Use your cannabis copilot to connect with your inner voice. Magnify it’s volume.
The positive intentions you make this month will become the positive manifestations you reap in future periods. There will be plenty of opportunities to howl at the Moon stoner Aries. Toke time for self, and make sure you set the intentions today you want to fulfill tomorrow.
Stoner Cancer, you may be ready to load the bong, sit on the couch, and say good riddance to the crazy and hazy days of 2021. Unfortunately, my chronic-loving Crab, you still have a few more weeks to go before you can embrace the new beginnings of a new year.
For now, while you shouldn’t expect every challenge to recede, you can expect for the stars to align in your favor. You will truly be able to slow your roll this December.
If you were to answer honestly stoner Cancer, would you even want an uneventful ending to such a wild year? Probably not. Don’t worry my stoner Crab, you definitely won’t have time to get bored. Whether it’s puffing and passing the time in your stoney sanctuary, or grabbing your reliable daily driver to brave the cool winter days in search of the perfect snowy smoke spot, your partners-in-chronic are sure to keep you moving.
Stoner Cancer, although the temperature outside might be cold, you can expect your romantic prospects to heat up. Maybe you just discovered your longtime crush is Four-Twenty friendly, and you are finally ready to pack a bowl for two. You may meet your future cannabis companion at the social smoke session you almost passed on. And of course, you may just be feeling yourself this month, and simply choose to enjoy talking and toking with some good buds.
The point is to keep your eyes and mind open. Romance and relationship building don’t have to be your main goal. Just enjoy the marijuana infused moments, and be ready to light-up and leap-in when cupid does find you.
Stoner Cancer, if you want to make the most of the fresh start the New Year offers, then don’t leave projects unfinished, or bring unresolved baggage with you as you begin the next chapter of your story.
Amidst all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, it will be even more important to toke time to unwind and unplug. Meditating with the sacred herb will allow you the peace needed to reflect on where you’ve been, and to look forward to what happens next in your stoney saga.
The New Year will be here soon enough, my caring Crab. But for now, you should be proud of how far you’ve come this year, and confident that in 2022, the sky will truly be the limit.
Stoner Leo the hazy days of 2021 are coming to a close. As with many points during this chaotic year, December will ring true: You need to find your inner chill my proud Lion.
Celestial influence in the first Winter month will bring cosmic winds of obsession and conflict. But with the sacred herb you can find the chill to smooth the edges of obsession and resolve any conflict.
Of all the stoner star signs, you stoner Leo have a higher proclivity for aesthetics. In December this proclivity could turn into obsession. As with all things, we must strike balance within our terrestrial mission.
Seek out a balanced hybrid cannabis strain to bring the theme of balance into the sphere of aesthetics. Don’t dwell. Don’t knit pick. Don’t obsess. Instead, seek appreciation and love for self within the positive caring habits associated with your cosmic spacesuit. A balanced cannabis copilot can assist with a broader perspective to see beyond the intensity of the moment.
Stoner Leo, if conflict is avoided before it happens, does conflict exist at all? There is a bitter tinge to the planetary alignment this month that will create barriers to smooth communication. However, with foreknowledge, and a little assistance from our green goddess of guidance, conflict from these barriers can easily become detours of solution.
Use the sacred herb to find empathy in communication with your cannabis companions. Fly high above the terrestrial stage to see that points of disagreement do not need to become points of conflict. Leave the debating for another time stoner Leo. Find your stoney inner chill this month.
The next level to conflict resolution is conflict avoidance!
Take time early in the month to toke a moment to self with the sacred herb. Find your headphones, your daily driver, and a little bit of bud. Listen to “End of the Line” by The Traveling Wilburys.
It’s the holidaze stoner Sagittarius! For many this means sharing good food with good people, and kind buds with our closest cannabis companions. And for some, it means a time for giving gifts to their family and friends.
Stoner Sagittarius, if you are the gift giving type, or are feeling particularly generous during this time of year, remember, that you don’t have to burn through ALL of your financial green in order to give memorable and meaningful gifts.
Keep an eye on both your spendable and smokeable resources. You don’t want to start the New Year trying to scrape together a scrounged-up bowl, or wondering why your bank account is so low.
If you are already in a committed relationship, you can expect a season of peace, prosperity, and passion. You and your cannabis companion will find yourselves vibrating at an equally high frequency. Fitting together like Yin and Yang. Complementing one another like a freshly rolled joint on a sunny day.
Take full advantage of this happy and hazy time by planning a trip for two to your favorite ganja getaway. I know the holidays can be exciting and fulfilling, but at times equally daunting and draining. Even if it’s just a day or two, pack the bong, or your favorite portable rig, fill the stash jars with your favorite strains, and sneak away to a secret secluded smoke spot to pack a holiday bowl for two.
Don’t worry, if you are a stoner Sag living the single life, you won’t be missing out on all the romance and year end recreational smoke sessions. With everyone’s spirits high, and with good cheer abounding, strangers can soon become cannabis cohorts; and smoke circle acquaintances will quickly grow to become best buds.
As you look back on your cosmic journey through the stars this past year, remembering all the hazy days of Summer, thinking of all those smoky nights you spent with your partners-in-chronic contemplating life, the universe, and everything, be sure to spend some of that time talking and toking. Truly imagine where you want your endo-adventure to take you in 2022.
Stoner Scorpio, you thought 2020 was an interesting year. 2021 said “hold my bong!” The final month of the year might be an apropos finish to the wild ride of 2021.
The decisions and actions you take in December will be impact-full in future periods. The year will finish on a serious note, much more-so than whimsical. But relax my cautious Scorpion, all forks in the road will be navigable with proper preparation and steadfast attention.
Load up the stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains and or hybrids. Mental acuity and creative energy will be required to get the most out of this month.
Toke time with your cannabis copilot throughout the month to monitor yourself from a higher perspective. Celestial bodies may be sending you cosmic support to get lost within passion projects. While this support might seem nice, you run the risk of getting lost in your own world while life on the terrestrial plane passes you by.
As with all things stoner Scorpio, balance must be struck. Dive into the escape of your own personal passion project, but keep your head. Use your cannabis copilot to maintain connection to your surroundings.
As long as you keep an eye on the necessary terrestrial tasks of the day, you can dive into the solitude of your personal endeavor without concern.
The mood of the month may change after the Full Moon on the 18th. It is at this time that you will need to find your inner chill stoner Scorpio. Cosmic waves of frenetic influence could push you into perilous situations.
Once again, use the sacred herb to find a higher vantage point. See the situation from a longer timeline so that costly decisions are not made with rash expediency.
Remember this as we head into the gift giving season: Nobody requires you to overspend. Those thoughts are all within your head stoner Scorpio.
December will be a fantastic month as long as you find your chill, and operate from a cautious higher perspective. I’ll smoke to that, and I can’t wait for 2022 either!
Stoner Taurus, we all thought 2020 was dramatic, 2021 said, “Hold my bong!” This December will finish the year off with a bang. But more personally for you, the final month of the year will bring great conclusions and great ambitions.
Great Conclusions: Stoner Taurus be ready early in the month for an important task with the sacred herb. The New Moon of the 3rd will mark a wonderful opportunity to toke cannabis and take stock in your personal journey.
Break out and grind up a deep Indica cannabis strain or an Indica dominant hybrid. An OG cannabis strain like Northern Lights will fit the bowl perfectly.
This solo meditative smoke session should focus on appreciation and acknowledgement. Appreciate the blessings and triumphs stoner Taurus. Acknowledge the mistakes and lessons learned.
This meditative journey with the sacred herb early in the month should center your celestial alignment, and solidify your footing moving through the remainder of the month.
Great Ambitions: My beautiful Bull, December is as tricky as 2021 has played out. Planetary alignment will support forward thinking and grand ideas. The first Winter month could be that iced sled ride down that perfect hill. All you want to say is ‘weeeeeee’!
It could be like that stoner Taurus, and it most likely will feel like that. However, you will need a 50,000 foot view perspective to extract the blessings from the universe this month. So spark a bowl or fire up a joint, and stay lifted during this journey.
Use your cannabis copilot as a grand navigator. See the landscape and the ambitious project of the day from a larger perspective. Because the danger of December is getting caught-up in your own hubris.
The universe will be sending productive energy like lightning bolts into your psyche. There is no stopping you stoner Taurus. However, you can’t lose sight of where you are in the progressive path of project completion.
Toke a time out with the sacred herb to slow things down this month. The huge momentum you are working with may have a payoff far down the terrestrial road.
Don’t lose sight of important tasks and important cannabis companions while you are hard charging ahead. And don’t place short-term emotional expectations on the work you do today. There will be a grand payout tomorrow.
Stoner Taurus the sacred herb will be there for you to assist in all the right ways. Burn it and believe it.
Stoner Virgo your natural state of being is on-point and on-mission. Of all the stoner star signs, possibly you know best that manifestation only occurs with action. December will be a comfortable period as universal influence coincides with your stoner directives.
Those words may seem sweet like the sticky icky, but a lot can pass by with a cosmic wind at your back.
Stoner Virgo your ability to focus on task mastery is truly stupendous. This month your stoner trait will turn into a super power. However, this very blessing will be the cause of concern in the first Winter month.
I do not have a cannabis strain recommendation this month. Any species of the sacred herb will do the job. It’s the bowl burning action that is required. Use your cannabis copilot as a self induced speed bump on your terrestrial path. Toke time throughout the month to slow time down, and make sure you don’t miss important scenery racing by.
My passionate Virgin, as you transit through space time this month, many passionate adventures will come to light. Perhaps new studious endeavors will break free from complex conundrums. New understandings will snowball into even more energy and effort.
Once again, use the sacred herb to slow down time, and check yourself stoner Virgo. You are not the master of the universe. But you can certainly be the master of your own sphere.
Many have come before. Many will come after. Many surround you now. Use your cannabis copilot to find your chill, and maintain perspective. The broader smoke circle, and your cannabis companions will appreciate your restraint.
What a way to finish the year stoner Virgo. Have fun being you, but don’t be you too much for the sake of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.
Stoner Virgo, hi-ho hi-ho, it’s off to work we go. Is that the mantra that keeps you safe, happy, and pushing progress? In October there will be an opportunity to squeeze more out of life than tangible project manifestation.
With the season of Libra, celestial influence brings balance and opportunity for the stoner Virgin.
Sure sure, I know stoner Virgo, your projects and in-depth dives into passionate endeavors feeds your soul. So you might say. In the second Fall month there will be a intangible opportunity to connect your outer terrestrial experience with your inner voice, and heart.
It is time this month to put “me time” down on your to-do list. Toke time early in the month for a solo medicated meditative smoke session to contemplate what is missing from your terrestrial existence. Use the sacred herb to connect your head with your soul.
Focus your cannabis meditation on intangible aspects of life, not the tangible tasks of the terrestrial world.
This will mean different things to different Virgos. Perhaps you’ve neglected your passion for hiking for far too long as you battle the daily grind within the economic system. Perhaps this month you will be able to nap without internal or external judgement from yourself. Perhaps this exercise in self fulfillment will entail sharing a joint, and a quiet evening, with a member of your personal cann-fam.
Use the sacred herb as your guide to explore your heart and your soul in ways you have neglected. We all lose sight of our internal drives from time to time.
Use your cannabis copilot as a navigational guide to reconnect with yourself.
Internal care and self love will come at a great time this month my lovely Virgin. Be sure to toke time with the sacred herb, and yourself, before the end of the first decade of October. Because this wonderful period of healing and internal satisfaction will blend perfectly with the remaining time in the month.
After the first decade, October will consist of big bong rips with the ganja gang, and chatty joint sessions with the canna-crew. You may not always find success within the canna-crowd. But after a serious smoke-out focused on self love and internal repair, you will feel like a new you; ready to chop-it-up with the smoke circle, and move forward on the terrestrial plane with rebalanced targets and goals.
My dear stoner Pisces, it is not by accident that you are considered the most kind and caring amongst the stoner Zodiac. It is your ability and willingness to take the time to listen unconditionally to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. And really get to know them, which earns you the title of ‘the sensitive one’.
Some might see this as a negative designation, but you are proof that being in touch, and in tune with your emotions can be a strength. Not a weakness. Some call you sensitive like it’s a bad thing. But, it is precisely because of your emotional literacy that you are better positioned to regroup, and rise above when calm cosmic currents turn into choppy swells.
Don’t let yourself be worn down by the repetition of the daily grind stoner Pisces. Stick to a healthy regiment of reflection and meditation with the expansive vapors of the sacred herb.
Toke time to light up and look inside stoner Pisces. Then, look ahead.
With a newfound focus and the clarity of a ten-thousand foot vantage point, you will be able to see past perceived obstacles to the destination that lies ahead. And with the assistance of your cannabis copilot, the path you will need to take to get there will illuminate within the burning bowl of manifestation.
Stoner Pisces, even though you may feel prepared for the increase of intense emotions this month, you should still keep your sacred medicinal stash jar well stocked. Because of the persistent flux that October promises to bring, you should seek out hybrid strains. These balanced buds will help you stick to the middle of the path. Your hybrid canna-guide will help you avoid being pulled back and forth between soaring highs and crashing lows.
While self-reflection is crucial for growth, you should be mindful to not be overly critical of yourself during this season. Failure isn’t a flaw stoner Pisces; it is these hard-learned lessons that help you reach future milestones.
It’s good to have goals, but don’t beat yourself up if you don’t get it right the first time. In other words, don’t take yourself too seriously. Setbacks are sure to happen, and sometimes roadblocks will cause you to take a detour. But, don’t fret my slippery Fish! Sometimes your cosmic chronicles will lead you over open roads, and other times you will take a few wrong turns. Just stay calm, load the bong, and enjoy the journey. And when detours do occur, breathe easy and remind yourself this: Sometimes being forced to take the scenic route isn’t such a bad thing.
Stoner Scorpio we are entering into a month of re-balancing. This October exercise in stability will pull your guarded emotional fringes back to center. No more leaning on emotional crutches my fierce Scorpion! By the end of the second Fall month you will be standing firmly on two feet, square, balanced, and confident.
Lean into the cosmic winds of stability with balanced cannabis hybrid strains. All things we meditate internally will be manifested externally. Use the magical manifesting powers of the sacred herb to target your meditative smoke sessions on calm and contentment.
Slow your roll stoner Scorpio, and toke time to settle terrestrial anxieties.
Intensity may not be a word you use to describe yourself, but this may be the exact word used by people who cross you on the wrong side of the path.
One of the amazing powers of our cannabis copilot is the window it provides into ourselves. As you focus on balance in October, you may see the intensity you wield on the terrestrial plane. The sacred herb may show you the results of friendly fire from your powerful stinger.
Understanding your power is an important step in the process of internal re-balancing.
By the night of the Full Moon of the 20th, this exercise in stability will begin to bear fruit. Maintain your prescription of balanced hybrid cannabis strains; but now your third eye internal gaze will turn from critical and analytical to appreciation.
Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of love. Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session near the Full Moon. The exercise in re-balancing will open up a new window into yourself.
Use the sacred herb to connect with yourself. Allow positive thoughts, appreciation, and love to wash over your spirit.
By the end of the month the outward terrestrial benefit from this cosmic re-balancing will be plain to see. As you appreciate and love yourself, so will the canna-fam and broader smoke circle.
Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step? That positive vibration in your bow tension? You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason. The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October.
Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month. There is a true blessing in the universal vibration in October. Your cannabis copilot will act as a tuning fork within the cosmic journey.
So much of your time and mental capacity is spent on the move stoner Sagittarius. Always on mission with acquiring new targets for your terrestrial adventure. But this constant movement of action is often the source of stumbling blocks along your progressive path.
There are great blessings of patience and understanding within the universal vibration this month. The stoner Archer will be greatly assisted in slowing down, and contemplating the right missions to initiate.
Match the cosmic combustion with balanced hybrid cannabis strains. With consistent light tokes of the balanced sacred herb, your third eye sight will become intune with the positively patient universal vibration.
Along with patience, the universe will be sending waves of passionate support in second Fall month. But this cosmic support comes with a word of warning my stealthy Archer: Passion must come from within before it can be used as a guide on the terrestrial plane.
Before the end of the first October decade, toke time with the sacred herb through a solo medicated meditative smoke session. Focus on your internal desire for self improvement. Find passion with yourself before you unleash your powerful senses on the world.
You don’t need a guide stoner Sagittarius, but an advanced scout doesn’t hurt. With the powerfully positive cosmic vibes, and an assist from your cannabis copilot, navigating the second Fall month should be a successful mission.
A mission filled with great conquests, and new discoveries. I’ll smoke to that!
Ah stoner Libra, you are the stoner star sign filled with a balanced mission on the terrestrial plane. But so often this justice-seeking eye is turned outwardly as you strive to bring balance to others. In October, cosmic winds may knock you out of your comfort zone. Instead of bringing justice and balance to your smoke circle, the month will be filled with internal analysis as your third eye gaze is turned inward.
Breathe deep stoner Libra. Inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb. Don’t try to withstand the brisk cosmic wind, embrace it!
Stock the stash jars with a deep Indica cannabis strain, and an Indica dominant hybrid strain. The settled and contemplative nature of this species of the sacred herb will allow you to sink deep within yourself. It will assist you in shining a light on the internal areas that might need work, care, or sympathy.
Toke time with the sacred herb for a solo medicated meditative smoke session. Reconnect your head with your soul. Apply the empathy you use to help others upon yourself.
Don’t be late stoner Libra. The most opportune time to re-balance your internal drives with this solo deep dive within yourself will be early in the month. The New Moon falls on the 6th. This Moon phase will provide the perfect period to explore the window into yourself.
This meditative practice in internal analysis, and maybe even judgement, will create an immediate impact in October. After the Full Moon of the 20th, the smoke circle might be buzzing with bowls and energy.
Stay with the Indica hybrid during this time stoner Libra. Other stoner star signs may be feeling the universe differently than you. It is at this time you must stay connected to the cannabis inspired directives you manifested earlier in the month.
With the help of your cannabis copilot, and disciplined meditation, October should be a progressive month for you moving forward. Stay connected to your internal work stoner Libra. Insecurities, judgements, and frivolous dramas are all part of the human experience. Once you are re-balanced, and your soul is settled, there is nothing that can knock you off course again.
Stoner Cancer, you are often characterized by the unpredictability of your emotions; consistently pulled back and forth between elevated highs and seemingly unavoidable lows. But this October, you can expect to experience a period of true and welcomed peace.
It will take investment and effort on your part, but you can reach the middle of the path on which you wish to travel. This path of peace you wish to achieve will not be easily gained, but once discovered, it will be much easier to hold onto.
Be mindful my stoney Crab, that the peaceful path you desire may come at a cost. You love tokin’ with your fellow cannabis companions, but oftentimes you can’t help but absorb the emanations of those nearest to you.
Because of your highly honed emotional frequencies, and in order to achieve your own sense of Zen, this month may be filled with more solo smoke sessions than you are used to. Terrestrial travels in October may be resigned to stay-cations or getaways where the only ones invited are you, your favorite piece, and the newest strain of the sweet sensimilla.
The focus on your own wellbeing will not always come naturally. Be patient stoner Cancer. Know that it will take multiple smoke sessions of mindful meditation with the sacred herb in order to manifest your ultimate goal: Peace.
You don’t have to be a complete hermit my stoner Crab, but for now you will benefit from a little time away from your usual smoke circle. Don’t worry, your cannabis companions will be there waiting for you when you get back. Afterall, what good is your new found serenity if you don’t have anyone to share it with?
Time away from the canna-crew will help you see and sense the difference between what are truly YOUR feelings, and the negative vibrations emanating from those around you.
There is no secret or special equation to this, just pay attention. If you find yourself feeling down, drained or anxious, look back to who you were around when you felt those emotions. Identifying the common denominator will make it easier to avoid, or lessen, the time you spend with the people who are the source of those unwanted emotions.
Some of these separations will be temporary stoner Cancer. But others, you may find, are best left to find a new canna-fam to roll with. Either way, you will get a whiff of what the peaceful path smells like, and will most certainly want to reup again next month.
Stoner Aries the October time period will be enlightening, frustrating, and fantastic all in one balanced ball of celestial perfection.
The season of Libra will bring with it something you are not accustomed to: Balance. This statement may seem silly at first. But you are the energetic Ram, always on the front hoof moving forward, guided by exuberance and the emotional trigger of the day.
I love who you are stoner Aries, and you love who you are. The universal influence this month won’t challenge your internal drives. Think of the cosmic wind as a cool breeze at your back, pushing you toward a more patient and centered existence.
Chill with the Sativa dominant diet of sacred herb this month. Match bowls with the universe, and stock the stash jar with a balanced cannabis hybrid strain. Maybe two!
Let your softer side out this month stoner Aries. With the calming nature of the cosmic breeze, and your ability to slow time down to better understand the terrestrial world around you, an opportunity will develop within the broader smoke circle. Opportunity to see things in a new light. Opportunity for others to see a new layer of the rambunctious Ram.
Deep dives with the sacred herb are not required this month to gain a progressive perspective. We are in the season of balance, so moderate consistent tokes of the marijuana smoke will suffice.
Allow your cannabis copilot to assist you in embracing the chill of this cosmic phase. For the most fortunate stoner Aries, a new spirit of understanding may develop from this break from chaos.
By the end of the month celestial bodies will transition, and the fiery Ram will be back leaping large obstacles in a single bound. More importantly your spirit may feel refreshed. Your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in the smoke circle of life will see the growth in your nature. In the end you may forget about the contemplative chill days of October, as you embark on endo-excursions with new bud-loving buddies.
It’s October stoner Aquarius! The first full month of Fall. The days are growing shorter while the trees are shedding their leaves in anticipation of the frosty winter blanket they will soon be wearing. As you look around you will notice most others in your orbit are stocking up their stash jars, pulling out their warmer wardrobe, and generally preparing to be holed up in their smokey sanctuaries until the Sun returns.
But not you stoner Aquarius. You might switch out your rope sandals for cozy mukluks, trade your bathing suit for the warmth of your comfy hoodie, and make sure that your own stash is both frosty and FULL; but you have no plans of letting a little cold or cloudy weather slow your roll this month!
While your more complacent cannabis cohorts may be content spending hours on the couch binging shows, you will be busy making moves and manifesting the change you want to see.
Remember this on your stellar journey: Sometimes it is the changes you can’t see which will be the most significant.
You play the role of the mindful marijuana mediator, and cannabis confidant to the smoke circle. You are there for the canna-fam. Whether they just need someone to share a bowl with, or a sounding board of empathy, your well-balanced wisdom is appreciated.
But, this month stoner Aquarius, before you start in on your selfless service of others, you have to ask yourself a most quintessential question: What do YOU need?
This season, it is your turn under the magnifying glass. Not only in a critical light, but with a contemplative gaze, and constructive intent. You are always ready with sage advice for others, but identifying and working through your own emotions can feel like a foreign concept.
This month you must toke time for self. Maybe you are contemplating a substantial switch up; like changing your occupation or career path. It could be as simple as diversifying your smoking credentials by switching from Indica to Sativa strains. Or, something somewhere in between; like telling your cannabis companion that you just need a little more space.
Toke time for solo smoke sessions to calm and clear your mind. Just you, the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe.
My well-meaning Water Bearer, by no means should you skip out on social smoke circles, or actively avoid helping your cannabis companions grow and rise above. Just make sure you are putting in the care required to make your own garden flourish and thrive.
Stoner Aquarius, you are familiar with, and likely partake in, some form of annual Spring cleaning. How about the concept of Fall foundation building? Are you ready? It might sound like it’s still a long way away, but just like objects in the mirror, 2022 is much closer than it appears!
After the past few months spent on the grind: Working, playing and toking in equal measure. You may be tempted to light up, kick back, and slow your roll as you move through September. While you have certainly earned a few celebratory bowls for all you accomplished during the simmering Summer season. But at the risk of harshing your high, my dear stoner Aquarius, I must forewarn that there is still much to be done.
Even if you are feeling satisfied with the spiritual and financial progress you have recently achieved, now is the time to plant the seeds for the prosperity you want to manifest in the future.
In the early days of the month, it will be important to take a physical and mental inventory of everything from the levels of your stash, to your bank account balances, to recent accomplishments, and even current goals. Instead of planting yourself on the couch, resigned to hiding from the oncoming cold in the safety of your smokey oasis, find what inspires you stoner Aquarius. Find what ignites your inner spark, and motivates you to keep it growin’ and groovin’.
Just be sure to not take yourself too seriously my judicious Water-Bearer. You will definitely see a great harvest from all the effort and energy you invest into your worthwhile endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a counterbalance to your daily terrestrial discipline. Toke time to relax with a freshly packed bowl, or a topshelf pre-roll, to recharge your cosmic spacesuit. These marijuana moments are all that is needed to maintain your upward trajectory.
It will take effort and focus to strike a balance between imagining infinite possibilities for the future, and transferring the diligent work into fully realized results. Big dreams and high aspirations are a great start, but they don’t amount to much if you never take action to make them happen.
Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are in the captain’s chair: YOU are the only one who is in control of your cosmic spacesuit. YOU decide how far or how high you fly.
No one else can force you to aim higher. No one else can hold you down.
So, if you decide to take a break from reaching for the stars, that is okay. Just know that when you shoot for the moon, even if you don’t make it, the view will be all the more spectacular from greater heights.
Stoner Taurus August will be an emotional period. All of the human condition will be felt on the terrestrial journey through the final Summer month.
In the first two weeks of August, lean heavy on the sacred connection provided by cannabis. Universal influence will support digging deep into the roots of your familial bonds. Toke time to medicate and meditate on the events and moments that brought you to this stage in your terrestrial adventure.
Join the smoke circle stoner Taurus. Chop it up, and chat it up with your canna-fam. Open communication will be the key to this heartfelt period. The pressure of this weighty world has been capped recently. Use communal smoke sessions to release the pressure.
Cannabis companions, and the broader smoke circle are ready to listen. Sharing a story or two while sharing a blunt can be a very cathartic experience my stoner Bull.
Speaking of blowing off steam while blowing smoke clouds. After a thoughtful beginning to August, the final two weeks will be filled with cosmic adventure. Restlessness will give way to ambition.
But, be cautious stoner Taurus. There are plenty of fun adventures to be found within the rules and structures of society. Without restraint and maturity, stepping outside these rigid rules may cause costly unintended impacts.
Suck it up buttercup! Stoner Taurus, this cute phrase does more than rhyme. It is a call to action from within. Toke time for mindful meditations with the sacred herb in August. Deep medicated dives are not necessary, but numerous moments of contemplation are required.
The universe will send positive waves of resiliency your way, but you must bathe in the blessings. It’s easy to catch the feels over slights and missed opportunities. It’s easy to wallow about budgetary constraints leaving you on the outside looking in on what you consider to be the finer things on this terrestrial plane.
Use contemplative moments with the sacred herb to see through the frivolity of material emotions. Use your cannabis copilot to train yourself to see beyond the trappings of envy and victimhood. By the end of August, the stoner Bull will be ready to charge forward with ambition and confidence. But now with emotional experience and strategy guiding their powerful gallop.
Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays? Not you, not this August! No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming.
And it comes fast stoner Scorpio. Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August as all your hard work recently will transition to project completion and professional development.
Be mindful my stoner Scorpion. Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision toward your ambitious options. Use your keen canna-eyesight to analyze the available projects and your valuable time resource. The key to August will be to embrace the ambitious celestial influence with confidence, but also with conservative logic.
Stoner Scorpio, your spirit animal will morph into a work horse with an abundance of options on the terrestrial plane. But this cosmic blessing is also a hidden trap.
You may want to walk or run down all the trails in front of you. Take on every challenge available. The universe will provide a brisk wind to power your ambitious sails, but this very same positive influence could be a trap door for negativity.
Gluttony of ambition could leave you bloated and overwhelmed once the music stops.
This is where your cannabis prescription for August will play a key role. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb to lay out a cost benefit analysis of the potential projects and the available time resource each will consume.
Stoner Scorpio, pack bowls of high CBD cannabis for the ambitious work day. Hold stash jar reserves of the Indica species for the evening unwind. Your daily routine will follow this formula: Grind – Appreciate – Repeat.
Reflective appreciation for life, and what you have built, will be a necessary step to maintain the momentum of ambitious progress. These medicated meditative moments of pause in between task mastery will also assist with relationships within the smoke circle.
The New Moon of the 8th marks an important window of clarity within the cosmic hustle and bustle of August. It is impossible to move past errors, mistakes, and transgressions without acknowledging them stoner Scorpio. The cosmos will offer insight and progress with the passing of the New Moon on the 8th. But it will be up to you to inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and turn your third eye gaze inward. Self analysis is never easy, but the breakthroughs last a lifetime.
Stoner Aries with summer in full swing, you are fired up, roaring and ready to blaze full speed ahead. You are the fun-loving spirit who will say yes to almost any invitation for adventure. The one who is down to join your partners in chronic on all of their endo-excursions. But proceed with caution this month. The goal is to make the most of the long days and good weather, not to burn yourself out before you make it to July. So, slow your roll stoner Aries, or at least try to pace yourself. It is better to take a pause, toke a moment to think, and know what you’re getting into before you fully commit.
Stoner Aries, there are some of your coworkers that see your confidence as you being cocky; those who see your relentless persistence as showing off to the supervisors. Everyone is entitled to have their opinions, but it is up to you as to whether you take their words as insults or inspiration. You can waste your energy worrying about what the critics have to say, or you can choose to invest your efforts into constructive collaborations with your more ambitious peers. My rambunctious Ram, during June you may end up packing the peace pipe for one. A few stress relieving tokes will help you to stay grounded and keep your spirit high. Keen well placed solo smoke sessions will help rise above the fray, and the naysayers.
Before you embark on outdoor expeditions this month, you should spend time exploring your own inner nature. Regardless of whether you prefer Indica or Sativa, maybe you smoke them all, now will be a good time to seek out cerebrally stimulating strains. There may not be any apparent issues that are troubling you right now, but medicated meditative sessions with the sacred herb can shine light on what is beneath the smokey vail. Perhaps there is an underlying tension with a close cannabis companion or a four-twenty friendly family member. Before you finalize any trips or plans with this person, light up and let go of any past grievances you might be holding onto. It is important you align your chakras, and find your own Zen first stoner Aries. Otherwise, when you do get together for your next smoke session, you risk puff puff passing bad vibes instead of kind buds.
Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here. While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the past few weeks…month…year. It’s understandable if you’d rather keep it low key, and close to home while you wait for the cosmic winds to calm. You may not travel very far, but with the sacred herb as your guide, June will be a time for spiritual exploration!
Stoner Cancer, if work requires you to collaborate on any projects this month, be sure to keep the group limited to those who are crucial to getting the job done. You’re not the only one who is feeling a bit off balance. Your peers may also be working through their own unseen cosmic turmoil. And if you get too many hazy brains together, you increase the likelihood for miscommunication, and potentially hurt feelings. You can avoid unwanted conflict by making sure you express your ideas as clearly, and concisely, as possible. Now is not the time for half-baked suggestions, but for well thought out plans ready to be implemented. For the first couple weeks of the month you should put the pipe down, at least while you’re on the clock. In other words, keep your buds and business separate stoner Cancer. Of course, at home you can toke all the time you want to relax and recreate with your favorite strains; but during the nine-to-five, your team will need you fresh, focused, and ready to grind.
Stoner Cancer it can be nice to reminisce; to reflect on the highs & lows, and all of the grade-A ganja from days gone by. Just be cautious you don’t spend too long scrolling through your old pictures, or you will risk missing out on all the new photo ops, and adventures ahead! While you might start out the month feeling like a lethargic homebody, by the final days of June, you will once again get your Crabby groove back. During this time, you should try to avoid those in your canna-crew that you feel are putting off negative vibrations. It’s not that you can’t empathize when someone is having a tough time, but negativity can be caught like a cold.
It’s the season of the Twin! Stoner Gemini I am sure you are geared up and ready to toke all you can this month. But watch out! There are hidden cosmic elements that should pull the reins on highly ambitious expectations.
Chill stoner Gemini, this month is going to be fantastic. With the right attitude, realistic expectations, and a measured cannabis copilot, you will have all the tools to smoke the month in style.
The right attitude is all about positivity. This is your season, and you should own it! Inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb. Now is the perfect time to think deep about where you are, how you got here, and where you are going. Your journey is all about you. It’s ok to toke time to manifest positivity into your terrestrial adventure.
Stoner Gemini make sure to maintain realistic expectations in June. Mercury is in retrograde during this blessed season. This could mean if you over-extend yourself, and fly too close to the Sun, you will sure get burnt. The progressive opportunities this month have more to do with internal contemplation rather than external celebration.
The cannabis prescription for June plays a large part in attitude and expectations for the month. First, don’t over indulge stoner Gemini. Mercury retrograde will always be lingering like a stale smoke cloud ready to punish reckless decisions. Perhaps this is the time to try that Indica strain with high CBD percentages. Use your cannabis copilot to help you navigate to introspective meditations. There are opportunities this month for personal and emotional breakthroughs with deep medicated contemplation. Progress within your long-term journey, and the current perspective within your life’s timeline. These medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will act as a cannabis inspired internal diagnostic checkup of sorts.
Don’t get it twisted like the end of a perfectly rolled joint stoner Gemini. This will be a great month! As long as you toke time for self, and maintain responsible behavior and expectations, your cannabis copilot will guide you in the right direction. Seek more meditative smoke sessions rather than celebratory bowls. Not only should things work out just fine in June, the important things in life should be enhanced and grow like our favorite weed.
Stoner Capricorn Summer is finally here. You might be tempted to light up and leave all your worries behind; especially as you see your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts appear to be living the carefree life. Unfortunately, June will not provide you the same opportunity for a go-with-the-flow attitude, at least if you want to avoid the rough rapids ahead. Flexibility and willingness to change direction will be crucial in safely navigating the uncertain cosmic currents of June. While it may not feel like it when you’re in the muck of it, there is an upside to the challenging times ahead. You will have endless opportunities to flex your creative muscles stoner Capricorn. Classics cannabis strains like Jack Herer or AK-47 will provide the catalyst for uplifting and inspiring problem-solving smoke sessions.
Stoner Capricorn, with all the highs and lows, and constant flux expected this month, you can at least count on work to be a safe and peaceful haven, free from setbacks and surprises. However, this doesn’t mean you can turn on autopilot and coast through the month. Now is the time to stay on your grind, and to grow your rainy-day funds. If there is opportunity for overtime, take it stoner Capricorn; if you’re busy making it, you won’t be busy spending it. And with a little extra green in your wallet, you won’t have to feel guilty paying a little more to treat yourself to some of those top-shelf sticky strains.
Stoner Capricorn, you are often the canna-buddy with kind herb and sage advice. This month you might be the one who needs encouraging words, or for a cannabis companion to offer you the first hit off a freshly packed bowl. Whatever the stars have in store for you, remember you don’t have to face it alone. Plus, it’s a lot harder to feel lost when you have a friend to puff puff pass the time with. By the middle of the month the cloudy haze will lift, and the path ahead will become more clear. My sure-footed Sea-Goat, with renewed clarity, and a refreshed spirit, a weekend adventure is required in the second half of June. Celebrate getting your groove back with a trip to your favorite smoke spot, or hit up your most adventurous partners-in-chronic and set out to discover new ones. You got this stoner Capricorn. Puff the creativity, exhale the negativity.
Stoner Leo the first Summer month is finally here. There are sure to be many smoke sessions to cloud your terrestrial travels this month. But the driving nature of your connection to the cannabis crew will be changed during this time period. Don’t worry my prideful Lion, I do not have deep internal meditations of introspection in my cannabis infused astrological guidance. That struggle is for another time period. Perhaps this month could be looked at as a break from the normal terrestrial grind. Perhaps June will be a cannabis inspired vacation of sorts from your key characteristic drivers.
Let’s look at a bowl matching sessions as an analogy for the flip flopped nature of the June time period. Typically you are the one loading the bowl, and sharing the pipe. You have all the information, and convey that to your canna-buddies. When the match comes back, you are more keen to experience the action and the fellowship more so than the information contained within the process. The universe is sending waves of support to a passive stoner Lion in June. One that truly hears and responds to the genuineness of information puff puff passed.
You are the leader of the stoner Zodiac. Usually it is you who gives the review of the latest cannabis strain combusted in your pipe. You are typically a giver of information, and less likely to receive opinions and anecdotes of others. There are true benefits to flipping this script once in a while. As you follow your own path, sometimes you may find the herd has wandered off in another direction. Now look at this scenario from another perspective: Has the herd wandered off, or have you? The first Summer month will be a great time to sit back, listen, and watch your smoke circle. Find new information through passive puff puff passing. In the end, this market research may open your eyes to a new path of leadership in future periods.
Stoner Leo there is great progress that can come from feedback from your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill in June stoner Leo. Now is the time to stock the stash jar with deep Indica or Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains. As you practice being a passive participant in your terrestrial travels, there will be moments of epiphany that may be difficult. Guard yourself from defensive reactions stoner Leo. Find your inner chill with the assistance of the sacred herb. You will be back leading the stoner tribe by the end of the month, and you will be armed with so much new information to guide your pride.
Stoner Libra Summer is finally here! But is it really? The tones and notes of Summer may be in the air, but the blessings of the season will have to wait for July and August. Mercury is in retrograde for the start of Summer. Now, this doesn’t spell disaster, but a keen third eye will have to be placed toward location and ambition.
Go ahead stoner Libra, stock the stash jar with Indica and Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains. Instead of an outwardly energetic month of travel, June will be best spent near home. I know you prefer exotic smoke spots out and about on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew, but that will have to wait for future time periods. Instead, toke time to contemplate and reimagine your stellar smoke spot at home. The most progressive path through June will be to burn bowls and pass blunts on the homestead. Create a creatively comfortable meditative smoke spot in your domicile. One where you can travel on sacred herbal voyages to other dimensions and realities, all while enjoying the comfort of home.
Stoner Libra, June will be more about cleaning your internal house than outward ambitious expansion. Mercury retrograde will place cosmic roadblocks in the path of ambitious plans. And that’s ok. Every once in a while, we all need to toke pause, assess our journey so far, and puff puff plan where we are going. But more importantly for the balanced stoner Libra, this month will be best spent cleaning up the clutter that fogs-up your third eye vision. Before Summer can truly begin, you must complete work-in-progress. This will mean different things to different Libras. Whether it be mental or physical projects, these nagging to-dos in the back of your head must be completed.
Save the travel and grand expansive expectations for another time stoner Libra. This marijuana musing of mine may seem boring, but we all need recuperative time with the sacred herb as much as a stoney adventure. Clear the clutter, complete the tasks, and break into the second Summer month ready to climb mountains, float streams, and burn bowls out on the terrestrial plane. You will look back and be thankful you toked time for self in June.
Stoner Pisces, you are able to get along with almost everyone. Afterall, you are the kind and fun-loving Fish, ready to share a bowl, and your positive wavelengths, with all those who wade into your nearby waters. But not everyone will be attracted or impressed by your overflowing optimism. Don’t waste time worrying about a few crabby critics stoner Pisces. In the metaphorical bag of life, it won’t take you long to figure out which people are the sweet, stoney nugs that add flavor and feeling, and those who are like the sticks and stems that everyone would rather avoid. So don’t waste time trying to convince the skeptics. You’ve got big ideas, and an even bigger heart, share them both with those who will appreciate them most.
Stoner Pisces, as you move towards the Summer Solstice eagerly welcoming warmer days and clear blue skies, be mindful that the weather might not be the only thing that’s heating up. Tensions in the workplace are expected to hit record highs as hot tempers rise. Even you stoner Pisces, with your easy going approach to most situations and people, may find yourself in conflict with your peers. You can do your part to restore the peace by picking up the pipe, and putting down your grudges. But, sometimes it can take more than meditating with the sacred herb to shake off bad vibes. Seek out a four-twenty friendly mentor at work, or turn to a cannabis confidant for an outside perspective. Stoner Pisces, sometimes it takes filtering your feelings through someone else’s lens to better see how your own actions are contributing to the conflict; and thus, to realize your role in getting everyone grooving together again.
My friendly Fish, there’s comfort in finding like-minded cannabis comrades to spend time with, and share your special stash. Those you call your stoner fam; the ones you know it’s always safe for you to let your guard down around, and be your goofy, ganja-loving self. While it might be the things that you have in common which first brings you together, it is the diversity of ideas and personalities that helps grow lasting connections. Stoner Pisces, perhaps you and your cannabis companions endlessly argue over whether Indica or Sativa are better. Maybe you proclaim the superiority of organically grown outdoor buds, while they believe that high octane hydroponics is the only way to go. However fun they are to debate, those are the things that don’t really matter. What matters most is that years from now, when you look back on this Summer, you remember all the good green, and the great people you smoked them with.
Stoner Sag June will focus on personal growth and patience. Mercury and Saturn are transiting retrograde this month. Now this doesn’t spell out the doom and gloom some would have you believe, but it does change the normal flow within your stoner star sign traits.
My fiery Archer, you can often be the life of the party: Packing and matching bowls from your endless quiver of a stash jar. But this month your target will change. Instead of smoke circles and bowl matching sessions, you will save your best buds, and moments of reflection, for yourself. The target of your drawn arrow, and the subject of your marijuana musings, will be front and center in the mirror.
This prescription for solo medicated meditative dives with self will be most useful in the personal sphere. The June retrograde could impact close personal relationships the most. Cannabis companions will have trouble deciphering your messages as lines of communication will be scrambled by cosmic interference. Thus my Archer, the mission for June will be to avoid conflict in heavy communications with close cannabis companions, and seek internal contemplation with your cannabis copilot, if you choose to accept it.
There is a particularly blessed period during the month for the single stoner Sagittarius. During the New Moon of the 10th, cosmic interference will subside. This brief window will be a perfect opportunity to access the information from internal meditations. Toke time not just to see yourself, but the terrestrial battlefield around you. The playing board will become much more clear, and thus open another opportunity for progress. For the partnered stoner Sagittarius this New Moon window will provide more information in your internal targeting. Future periods will be chronically blessed from the clarity of this New Moon window.
There is beauty and progress in this mission with the sacred herb stoner Sagittarius. This is merely a period to regroup, and fine tune your cosmic bow. What you learn about yourself this month could be used in future periods hunting out on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew.
Stoner Scorpio the June time period could be legendary! Progress and personal breakthroughs found in future time periods may be tied back to this time right now. You have a secret weapon. You have a cannabis copilot to guide you through periods like this to find triumph where competition wasn’t even expected.
Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Scorpio. Retrograde has become a bad word in astrological machinations. But is it really? You will dispel the rumors that Mercury retrograde is an unbreakable chain linked to negativity within the stoner Zodiac. Let’s look at this month like a bag of cannabis gifted from a canna-grower. Sure, you find some seeds and stems, but at the heart of this holistic bag of good green is patience, love, and fellowship. If the medicated meditations are beneficial, do the seeds and stems really matter in the end? Of course not stoner Scorpio, and you can see that.
The key to progressive success in June will be the ability to expand your mind, slow time, and view yourself and our terrestrial world from a higher perspective. This month is made for you my deep thinking Scorpion. Toke time to carve out many deep medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Instead of recommending a particular strain, I recommend finding a holistic bag of homegrown good green. Know the source stoner Scorpio. Stock your stash jar with the most local, and quality grown herb you can find. Use this enhanced connection with cannabis to guide your contemplative smoke sessions. Our cosmic spaceship will seemingly slow its rotation, and you will be able to see terrestrial matters more clearly with your enhanced third eye sight.
Sure sure stoner Scorpio, Mercury retrograde will cause fits and hitches in your planned terrestrial travels. But the broader theme of expanded perspective will solve the fret and worry of such unexpected detours. With a keen third eye sight from a lifted perspective, these hiccups and roadblocks will seem trivial to your long term travels. Float on stoner Scorpio, and be sure to tell us all how you got there when you reach your final destination.
Stoner Taurus the cosmos will bring a tumultuous start to the Summer season. It’s possible no stoner star sign will feel the impact of Mercury retrograde more than the hard charging stoner Bull. But sit back, take contemplative tokes of the marijuana smoke, and let’s puff puff plan a course of action to find progress in this less than ideal cosmic storm.
Ambition and tenacity must be tempered stoner Taurus. Our wonderful universe is all about balance. There are periods where the cosmic influence will feed a warm breeze congruous with your stoner traits, and then there are periods like this. A simple solution to this cosmic conundrum will be to guide your hard charging attitude into something more internal. Instead of outward ambitious expansion on the terrestrial plane, you could seek internal expansion within yourself, and your knowledge base. There are two cannabis strains that could help you adjust to this cosmic change-up. ACDC, a hybrid strain with loads of CBD and minimal THC, is perfect to relax and calm the nerves while also helping with focus on your studious internal endeavors. Keep a secondary stash jar loaded with the old classic Northern Lights cannabis strain. This Indica strain is known for its chill mood enhancing properties. There will be moments when things do not go your way this month. Perhaps in other months you might be able to charge through obstructions, but in June you will need to find your chill, take a step back, and reassess alternative methods to proceed.
Take a step back stoner Taurus. This month may have its challenges, but it also has great opportunities. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a higher perspective. Take a break from the hard charge of life, and toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. As you work on building your knowledge base and internal tools to take into future periods, also toke time to see yourself, and connect with your spirit guide. Lean on your cannabis copilot to guide you through this time-out of sorts. A lot of strategy and recalibration can come when you’ve paused the game.
Stoner Virgo, get ready for an intriguing June. Mercury and Saturn are in retrograde this month, and the effects could be more dramatic for the hard working Virgin.
You must find your inner chill stoner Virgo. Seek out an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain to utilize as your daily driver for the month. Wedding Cake should do nicely. Mercury in retrograde affects communications with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The Saturn retrograde gives a two-handed shove of momentum to communication breakdowns in the work sphere. But fear not my diligent stoner Virgo, with foreknowledge and your cannabis copilot, you will get through this difficult stage with all your precious glass intact. One of the benefits of the Mercury retrograde is the opportunity to analyze your terrestrial station. Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to seek a higher perspective on your current work situation. How much does work dominate your personal life? Is there room to dampen down the perfectionist expectations on others while you delegate work tasks? Perhaps you are bearing the load because of your direct actions? Toke time to contemplate your actions and decisions in the work sphere, and how they can be adjusted to promote a higher quality of life in future periods.
Make it a mantra this month: Chill stoner Virgo. Perhaps put some soothing reggae music on top of your playlist. But repeat this mantra over and over again. June is not the month to take on arguments with coworkers or partners-in-chronic. Yes, you might have to perform the difficult task of biting your tongue this month. Put that argument in your pocket, and analyze it during a medicated meditative smoke session later. Find your chill stoner Virgo, or insignificant moments of disagreement could become dramatic moments of argument.
Chill stoner Virgo. Everything is going to be ok. A lot of this broad personal contemplation with the sacred herb could unlock massively progressive points of freedom within your spirit. Accepting a lack of control while strengthening your self confidence could be a combination leading to spiritual freedom. By the time the Full Moon on June 24th rises, you should be feeling like a new you. Spark a bowl on this date, and celebrate the majesty of our universe, and your place in it.
Stoner Aquarius Summer is finally here! But the newfound solar influence this month will be accompanied by a cosmic conundrum of sorts. Perhaps this will be the perfect puzzle to keep your inquisitive mind occupied. With your cannabis copilot connecting your mind, body, and spirit, this month is sure to be an adventure. Ah yes my stoner Water-Bearer, an intoxicating escapade for a trippy stoner. Just another great month in the grand mystery of life.
There are a couple key aspects that can unlock the power of the cosmos in June. Mercury will be in retrograde for a large portion of the month. While this celestial influence usually comes with roadblocks and speed bumps on the terrestrial road of life, it will also create a unique circumstance for you, stoner Aquarius. You are always thinking. Nuance of ideas, breadth of subjects, and creativity in application, are all hallmarks of your eccentric thought processes. This hyper aware sense of existence will be accentuated in June as creativity and analysis blend together in a knot of dialectic.
Stoner Aquarius, use the sacred herb to slow down your racing mind so that you might catch the most pertinent and progressive creative thoughts as they race by. Your daily driver should be an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain this month. Find your inner chill to brush off the nuisances of our physical world during the period of retrograde; but embrace the manic creative thought process rushing internally. “Journalling” is an action that can be quite illuminating for any stoner as they try to connect the internal spirit with an outward projection. But this term is too narrow for your mission in the first Summer month. Think of “journaling” more broadly. Use any and all tools at your disposal to catch those important thoughts, and manifest them in the physical world. A phone app, scratch paper, sketch pad, or even a recording device could all be great tools to help you organize your stoner thoughts and creative inspirations. Some sort of dictation tool like those examples should be just as important in your smoker’s travel kit as a lighter or your favorite piece.
Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: The creative internal musing of June will be a solo trip. Other stoner star signs will have their own personal dilemmas with Mercury retrograde. You are usually a difficult stoner to keep up with in the smoke circle. The June time period will intensify your eccentric nature from the perspective of the canna-crew. There will be a lot going on in that investigative stoner brain of yours. Keep those racing puzzle pieces to yourself. Perhaps you will be able to share your creative endeavors once the big picture is found. Your June cannabis contemplations could become chronic stories on stoney adventures later in the Summer.
Stoner Taurus of all the stoner star signs, you will have the greenest thumb this month. Whatever you touch will flourish, and everyone you encounter will leave with peace in their hearts and good buds in their pipes! Some might be skeptical of your vibrant optimism, thinking that you are just looking at the world through green-colored glasses. But you can’t help but to see the stash jar as half full. Stoner Taurus, it is precisely your natural ability to see the greatest potential in almost everything; this will inspire and elevate all those who get to call you their cannabis companion.
Stoner Taurus, there are those who are only able to see the seed, small and seemingly insignificant. With your third-eye sight, you can envision the beautiful and bountiful garden it will become. While you are never one to be afraid to get your hands dirty, or do whatever is needed to get the job done, during this period you will make a bigger impact by focusing on the planning phases of projects. My patient Bull, let others worry about implementation while you focus on the big picture. Spend time with stimulating Sativa cannabis strains during your brainstorming sessions. Now is the time to let your imagination fly freely, and embrace all things creative. You never know when inspiration will hit you. What begins as a half-baked idea during a smokey night with the sacred herb, may just be the spark that manifests tomorrow’s next big innovations.
Be cautious stoner Taurus. Some of your closest cannabis companions are heading toward a time of tumultuous celestial commotion. While you can’t prevent karma from taking its course, you can be a stoney oasis amidst the cosmic chaos. Be the calm, cannabis-friendly center in the eye of the storm. When you see those near you are going through something heavy, sometimes the best thing you can do is to pack a bowl, light it up, and listen. As the month goes on, the smoke will clear, and your partners in chronic will be back to their vibrant and lively selves. But, until then, your bright aura will serve as a guiding light through the hazy days ahead.
Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio? Of course you do my brave Scorpion. Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs.
One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally. As you travel through May, you will shed complex layers of emotional and spiritual understanding. Each layer peeled will be like a rebirth of perception within our terrestrial existence. Heavy stuff right? The cosmic trick to this period will be the unexpected nature and frequency of these personal epiphanies. I recommend flexibility within your schedule so that deep dives with the sacred herb can be accommodated at the right moments.
Stoner Scorpio, stock the stash jar with two cannabis varieties this month. First, a deep Indica strain that can assist you in slowing down the world to find deeper connection with self. Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush should do nicely. This sacred herbal tool should be used in meditative moments when the universal rollercoaster is ratcheting higher and higher with increased tension. It is in these moments when you must face the terrestrial fear of the outside world, and connect with your inner voice for guidance. Second, keep a balanced hybrid cannabis strain like Blue Dream or Sherbert as your daily driver. You need to balance my swift Scorpion! After you’ve faced your fears, and communicated with your inner self, you will need sure feet, and a calm head, to practice and enact your new understanding among your fellow terrestrial astronauts.
Progress and growth are the key drivers to the celestial influence of May. But instead of a helpless passenger, you will be driving the change. The rollercoaster is a great metaphor for May; but maybe instead of placing yourself in the cart for this analogy, you should manifest yourself as the carnival conductor. You are the master of this ride stoner Scorpio.
Stoner Sagittarius the period of May will delight the tension in your bow. My curious Archer always on a quest for truth and reason, perhaps this month you shall hit your mark with precision. Make sure your quiver is loaded with a balanced hybrid cannabis strain. The key to this month will be feeding the natural curiosity with an enhanced third eye, while maintaining the energy and enthusiasm to fulfill your quest.
Toke time to chill stoner Sag. The largest warning for May will be to avoid charging the gates without a plan. The universal influence this month will provide a wind at your back, but don’t over shoot your shot! Your natural abilities will be heightened. Toke time to chill with the contemplative magic of the sacred herb to gain an enhanced perspective before jumping all-in on an attack. Much like herb filled bowls, there will be plenty of targets in May. Steady your movements to smoke them all.
There is another magical influence from the cosmos in the final Spring month that will act like a kief dusting on the bowl of life. Your inquisitive nature will be buoyed by the celestial alignment. This is a time of learned endeavors and expansive ideas. Don’t go solo on your terrestrial mission in May. Pack a bowl for two, and pack the stash jar with enough to share. The key to unlocking the philosophical and creative experiences this month will be communication and companionship. What could be better than chopping it up with the canna-crew while burning bowls? This type of situation could lead to that big “ah ha” moment you have been seeking.
Good luck on your adventure stoner Sag! Don’t get lost in one particular part of the mission. Each step has its own unique opportunity. Puff the plan. Smoke the execution. Load the bowl for the troops. You will come out of May an advanced Archer of the highest degree.
Stoner Pisces this month you find yourself in the heart of Spring, the quintessential season of transformation and growth. For you, it is also an ideal time for outside exploration, and inward examination. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Or, a better question is, what do you want to see? Stoner Pisces, your potential for growth and self-discovery will be limited only by your own imagination and willingness to follow your dreams. Self-care is more than just a feel good buzz word, it is the seed from which all other positivity sprouts. You are known for being attentive and considerate of others’ needs and feelings, but it’s hard to help others find their footing if you’re not first grooving yourself. There’s nothing wrong with stepping away from the smoke circle to pack a bowl for one, toke time alone to relax, find your center, and realize your own inner peace. Then you can rejoin the group with enough good vibes to go around.
While this will be an important and prosperous period for you stoner Pisces, try not to take yourself too seriously. In the workplace you have the chance to be equally constructive and creative. It’s okay to let your imaginative left brain take the lead, as long as you let your logical right brain take over when it’s time to implement plans into action. With this in mind, you should be a little more selective with your cannabis strains in May. Try to stick to a stimulating sensimilla; something that will stoke creative fires, and lift your spirit to higher levels of consciousness. If you’re overwhelmed with just how many different strains are available these days, simple classics like Super Sour Diesel or AK-47 are always a good choice. Although your nights will be hazy, you will start each day with a clear and refreshed mind, ready to tackle whatever the workday might bring!
Stoner Pisces, the skies are clear, the sun is shining, and the open road is calling your name. If you play your cards right, you will travel many miles on endo-excursions to destinations both near and far. The key to a successful road trip season is to make solid plans. Now is not the time to grab the pipe and go, but instead toke time to load up an inspired plan. Stoner Pisces, with good friends by your side, and kind buds in your pipe, you can be certain that the journey this Spring will always be as memorable as the destination.
Prepare yourself stoner Libra. May is going to be a mixed bag of herb: Some shwaggy nugs sprinkled in with perfect sticky icky. The final Spring month will find you feeling off balance, and emotional. You’ll start May with a strong sense of self-evaluation, and then slowly transition to a place of action. Toke time with the sacred herb often this month Justice Seeker. Our great green herbal copilot can help smooth the rough edges of tense times.
Stoner Libra, as a tactful and open-minded terrestrial astronaut, you will find May to be bursting with opportunities to wow your fellow canna-buddies with your intricate and creative philosophies. Load your favorite piece for sharing, and grab your closest partners in chronic for contemplative planning and collaborative action. This much needed time with the canna-crew will allow you to fully understand the self-reflective state you’ve been in recently, and push you to take action where necessary.
The work sphere will provide a respite from the heaviness of your brooding thoughts this month stoner Libra. Allow yourself to get lost in the simplicity of completing menial tasks. I recommend limiting smoke sessions to after business hours. Sometimes work can be an escape from the heady dilemmas and dramas of the personal sphere.
Be forewarned stoner Libra: The emotional rollercoaster of May has many ups and downs, twists and turns. Use the sacred herb as a calming influence. Release, and enjoy the ride. This month you will cry. You will miss old friends, and lovers dearly. You will long for opportunities lost. Do yourself a favor and reach out. Grieve what can’t be fixed, and focus on the positive chapters yet to be written. It’s okay to forgive, especially yourself.
Stoner Libra it is imperative this month to use your herbally enhanced third eye. Sometimes you help balance the scales of justice, and sometimes the scales of justice balance you. During this period of psychic turmoil perhaps you will develop a better sense of empathy for cannabis companions, and yourself. Rest assured, when the June time period comes, you will find yourself in perfect balance once again.
Stoner Leo you are a social creature by nature, and recent times may have prohibited you from fulfilling your craving for meeting new four-twenty friendly faces. Don’t fret my fiery Lion! The days are heating up, and so too is the opportunity to substantially expand your smoke circle. Some interactions will be brief, lasting only as long as it takes to puff, puff and pass the bowl; others will come into your stoney sphere and become a permanent part of your orbit. Whether it’s with cannabis companions from years gone by, or recently acquainted terrestrial tokers, now is the season to live, laugh, and light up often.
Stoner Leo in recent months you have been inconsistent in performance. You have sprinted ahead of the pack at an unstoppable speed, while at other times you’ve fallen behind the rest of the pride. This May, you will establish a more consistent and sustainable pace as you move towards the next chapter of your career. Whether your goal is to move up the corporate ladder, or to excel in your current position, you will have the opportunity to really shine. But whatever your aspirations stoner Leo, be careful to avoid burning the blunt at both ends! While you are busy establishing new, and more efficient routines, don’t neglect your recreational hours. After a long day burning through the to-dos at work, there’s no better way to unwind than to burn through the sacred stash at home.
You are the king or queen of your jungle stoner Leo. You make the rules, and you welcome everyone as long as they follow those rules. And right now, the number one rule in your home should be this: Good vibes only! You are always excited to meet new smoke buddies, but this month your greatest joy will come from connecting your fellow stoners with each other. Throughout the month, your dwelling will be filled with the smell of good ganja, and the voices of great people. Whether you supply the session from your own sacred stash, or the canna-fam brings the buds, there are sure to be hazy happenings in everyone’s future.
You are on a roll stoner Gemini! The month of May will continue the upward celestial trend for the Twin of the stoner Zodiac. Often the stoner Gemini is unaware of the unique bifurcated nature of their stellar stoner traits. How many times have you balked at a comment by a member of the canna-fam about your dual nature? It’s as if the consistency of your stoner ways is only known to you. The universal influence of May will bring a light of awareness and understanding about yourself that is usually missing from the reflection in the mirror.
You are in luck stoner Gemini! This month could be interpreted as a rebirth as you see yourself in a new light. Make sure the stash jar is packed with your favorite cannabis strains because the more meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb, the more opportunity for growth and progress. As Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” There will be plenty of revelations this month stoner Gemini.
Keep those books you always intended to read close to the stash jar this month. The universe will be sending blessings of knowledge within the celestial alignment. Perhaps the best meditative smoke session will be you, your favorite piece, some dank nugs, and a book on self improvement.
Keep in mind stoner Gemini: There are dangers to this period of self reflection. During this cleansing, or rebirth, make sure to ward off negative energy. Use the sacred herb as an illuminating tool during this stage. As you see yourself more clearly you will also see the pains of mistakes and past relationships. Don’t dwell stoner Gemini. Use this period to release resentment, to forgive your frenemies, and to cleanse any toxicity with your smoke circle. Also be forewarned: As you open the pathways of awareness, opportunities for new additions to the cannabis crew will arise. As blessed as this is as a prediction, smoke circle expansion is not the progressional goal of May. This month is about self repair, self awareness, healing, and eliminating toxicity within relationships. There will be plenty of time to build the canna-fam in future periods.
Stoner Capricorn many blessings will come your way from the current celestial alignment. With positivity in your heart, and the sweet sensimilla in your lungs, you are more than capable of creating a magic adventure. The universe will strengthen the natural traits of the sturdy Sea-Goat in May. Warm cosmic waves will feel like subtle momentum at your back, pushing you forward with positivity and progress. Stoner Capricorn, the rest of the stoner Zodiac are truly blessed to have you in their celestial smoke circle. This month, you will have to trust them as they have always trusted you.
There is one particular note to the cosmic push at your back that must be spoken. Not a warning per say, but a guide post along the road of May. There will be times that the warm waves pushing you forward in the final Spring month will feel like an unstoppable tidal force. Prepare yourself for overwhelming moments of emotion. Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and exhale the fleeting pressure of the moment. Pack the stash jar this month with Sativa dominant hybrid strains of the sacred herb. Cannabis can bring us to levels of understanding and feeling, but during a universal push like what is coming, a heavy Indica species could sink the unprepared under the weight of this tidal mass. Thus, keep a bright and airy Sativa dominant strain at the ready to keep your spiritual boat afloat in times of heavy cosmic seas.
Trust stoner Capricorn. So often you have been the safety net of security for the canna-crew. This month there will be moments you seek refuge from the weight of the world, and solace within the canna-fam. Unfamiliar urges to communicate your circumstance should not be guarded. Instead, seek out your close cannabis companions to share your fears and struggles. As you have always been there for them, they will be there for you.
In the end, the progressive universal push of May will be more about understanding the perspective of the helped instead of the helper. The bonds of companionship within the canna-crew will strengthen like a kief dusted finely rolled joint.
Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and exhausting lows. While this might sound daunting at first, remember stoner Cancer that you are the captain of your own cosmic spaceship! With your keen third-eye sight, and with cannabis as your copilot, you can navigate your way through the cloudiest and most challenging of circumstances.
Stoner Cancer, career life will be no less stimulating, and equally full of surprises. There may be deadlines that get moved up, or unexpected obstacles which may require next level troubleshooting. With everyone working under increased pressure, it can be easy to point the finger at peers and coworkers when emotions run high. While some might see sensitivity as a weakness, it is precisely your expansive emotional intellect that will help keep the peace in the workplace during this tumultuous time. If things get too heated, take a bake-break stoner Cancer. Instead of grinding your teeth in annoyance at each other, maybe you and the crew grind some sacred buds and toke a different approach. Breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and exhale the underlying tension. Then spend the weekend hitting the pipe, and ultimately the reset button. Once everyone is feeling calmer and more refreshed, everyone should start off the week with clearer minds and higher spirits.
At the beginning of the month, with uncertainty being the only guarantee, you may be tempted to hit the open road to avoid the cosmic chaos. Go ahead my curious Crab and give into your wanderlust! Escape away to your favorite secret smoke spot, or hit the road in search of new ones. Enjoy an adventure to a new destination where nobody knows your name; a spot where you can be free to laugh, to cry, and to be your quirky sensitive self. Towards the end of the month, after you’ve traveled the wider world, it is best to keep your wanderings closer to home. Spend a little time with your favorite cannabis-loving companions, smoking bowls and sharing stories about your endo-excursions. Relax and refill the reserves stoner Cancer. Summer will be here before you know it, and there will be no slowing down once the season is in full blaze.
Stoner Aquarius, May will be a month of modernization. This will be true in almost all facets of life, from material possessions to spiritual betterment. Spring cleaning is in full swing my stoner Water-Bearer. It’s time to purge your closet to make room for Summer gear, and more modern hippie fashion. Of course tie dye never goes out of style, so be sure to keep the classics. While you may find yourself going through old clothes or refurbishing your stoney sanctuary, you should also look inwards to see if there is anything you would be better off without. Maybe you’ve been holding onto mementos from a past relationship, or reminiscing more than you used to about ‘the good ol’ days.’ Stoner Aquarius, it’s okay to look back fondly on times gone by, but don’t live in the past. Right now is the time to light up, let go, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney story.
Get ready stoner Aquarius, because work will be a period of great and green growth! The seeds that you planted early in the year are beginning to sprout; and other projects will be ready to transition out of a vegetative state into full flower. Take time in the first days of the month to prioritize projects, and coordinate a plan of action with your team. Stoner Aquarius, a good gardener will time their crops so they can manage the workload, and so that not everything is ready to harvest all at once. You don’t want to lose momentum or become overwhelmed in the final stretch because you were unprepared for such big yields. So pace yourself stoner Aquarius. You’ve put in the work, and you want to make sure you get the appropriate reward!
Being the sociable creature that you are, you are never in short supply of friends or fellow cannabis connoisseurs to toke with. However, this month you will discover that it is the quality of your connections which matters most, not how many people are in your smoke circle. It is no secret that your charisma attracts all kinds of terrestrial travelers; you can vibe with pretty much anyone. But, what ignites your interest stoner Aquarius? Seek out your fellow stoner star signs who hold similar passions and curiosities. When you share your time, and your stash, with your closest cannabis connections, you will be free to be your creative and quirky self. So let down your guard, roll up a joint, and prepare to explore ever higher highs with your favorite chronic-loving companions.
Get ready stoner Aries, you’re about to make things happen! May will begin with self-reflection and the rebirth of your determination. What will result is a sense of accomplishment felt throughout the month. Be sure to schedule regular meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the final Spring month. Your cannabis prescription will favor the Sativa species of our sacred plant over Indica strains. But be forewarned: Self-restraint will be key; overindulgence will only make things more complicated than necessary.
My stoner Ram, the month of May will propel you into the project you’ve been seeking to finish, the job you’ve been striving to get, and the relationships you’ve been yearning to start. For significant periods you’re going to spend your time contemplating the truths and deeper meanings of all spheres of life. What’s troubling you stoner Aries? It’s high time you toke your way to relieving the struggles within you. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to inspect and cleanse the negative energy from your being. Pick which battles to fight, and release your spirit from the ones that are not going to serve you moving forward.
Stoner Aries, you’re going to crank your body and mind into full gear during the last half of May. This means lots of long days and late nights working to get ahead of that deadline, networking to make new contacts, and seeking new opportunities to get you and your career to the next level. No smoking during business hours my stoner Ram! And stick to bright Sativa cannabis strains to avoid couch lock. It’s time to impress, make money, and take risks. If you’ve ever wanted to switch careers, RIGHT NOW is the time to do so. Doors are opening, and getting your foot in the industry that you’ve been eyeing is a realistic possibility this month. But take caution with internal conflict. Manage your negative side stoner Aries. You are building a new life for yourself, and you want to enter this era with ethereal patience and emotional control.
My fiery and bold stoner Ram, don’t question yourself this month. You are enough. With the right mindset, and a stash jar filled with the sacred herb, May will bring a time of focus for your mind, and perseverance to your spirit. So go forth and change your world!
Stoner Virgo, you are the kind hearted organized ally of the stoner Zodiac. So much of your terrestrial mission is in service to others, particularly your close cannabis companions within the smoke circle. The month of May brings with it an uncomfortable selfish breeze from the universe. But don’t fret my analytical Virgin, the selfish breeze may create unease, but it will assist in much needed internal work that could unlock personal progress.
Now more than ever stoner Virgo, you must forgive yourself. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see the impact you can have internally. The quest for perfection, and heightened expectations, lead to disappointment with yourself. Pack the bowl, inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb, and exhale harsh internal criticism. The cannabis strain does not matter. The personal mental time dedicated to the medicated meditative smoke session is the necessary step to take in May. Make sure to toke time for solo deep dives with your sacred herbal copilot many times in the final Spring month.
Take time to create stoner Virgo. Meditative moments with the sacred herb don’t always have to be in a dark quiet space. Find an activity to keep your hands active while your mind can wonder and heal. Gardening is a great activity to turn the blank canvas of soil into a living growth of nutrition. Perhaps there are artistic endeavors or renovation projects to keep your physical body busy while you contemplate life, the universe, and everything. Feed your head and feed your soul in May my stoner Virgin.
Make sure to tackle the task of personal growth in a safe space stoner Virgo. After all, this month is all about you. Once you have fully taken the internal empathetic lessons provided by the sacred herb, you will emerge on the terrestrial plane with a newfound confidence in your stride. Heal yourself first stoner Virgo, and then you can better help others heal. By the end of May, the smoke circle will have a refreshed attentive Virgo once again to assist them in all their smokey adventures.
Stoner Virgo can you direct change within a consistent routine? Can you build a house within a home? The February time period will flow naturally toward your stoner strengths: Consistency, Diligence, and Heart. Keep the stash jar loaded stoner Virgo. This month is full of complex puzzles you are sure to enjoy, especially with your herbally enhanced third eye vision.
Diligence within routine and work ethic are monumental strengths of the stoner Virgo. However, a singular focus on task mastery can leave the stoner Virgin without general navigation. Universal influence in February will bring winds of change to this realm of Virgo strength. But understand that this change is not in action, but in direction. Throughout the month, you must toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your navigational drives. Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane. Seek out a wider perspective. Follow the trail of daily tasks, and see where they lead. Ahhh yes stoner Virgo, with your third eye vision fully engaged, now you can adjust where your daily diligence will lead you.
As you look up from the task list to find your direction, you should also toke time to recognize the foundation of familial support you have created. Cosmic influence in February is one of perspective. As it relates to cannabis companions and the broader smoke circle, you will find strength in appreciation. Perhaps the daily grind on the task list has decoupled the connection with your stoner family. February is a great opportunity to recognize the bonds within your canna fam. This simple recognition and appreciation will help to strengthen green trichomes that bond the smoke circle together.
I don’t have a specific cannabis strain to help guide you stoner Virgo. The most important cannabis prescription for February is consistent smoke sessions. From this task you will find perspective, both in your daily drives, and in matters of the heart. Never forget, all the spheres of life are connected.
Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed to let your thoughts get a little hazy. Let loose and be honest with those who may laugh, but will never judge. So light one up and let yourself ponder your future hopes, and highest ambitions, with the help of your best buds, and some of that sweet sensimilla. February will be a month for the stoner Taurus to communicate openly, and find balance between intellect and emotion.
My stoner Bull, be mindful that the New Moon of the 11th may have you feeling off kilter. Don’t worry; smoke about it, then forget about it. The immediate discomfort you feel now will certainly be worth the stability you’re building toward. Innovation, not perfection, is your goal during February. You may feel inclined to keep things the same, and simply go with the flow, but this is a month of progressive thinking. When you’re off the clock, puff, puff and pass the sacred herb on a steady schedule. But, apply a clear and level headed mind in all matters of career this month. Inspiration may strike at any time; however it will take intentional effort, and precise implementation, to manifest aspirations into tangible results.
Your relationships this month will test your usually stoic and steady nature. It can be a good thing to get a little out of your comfort zone. And it’s okay stoner Taurus if it takes some time getting used to; that just means more meditative smoke sessions are in your future. Breath deep and inhale the magic of the perspective-expanding sacred herb. The more often you open your stash jar, the more you will find yourself immersed in ever elevated and open conversation. Sit down with your cannabis companions, dig deep into your hopes and dreams, and share them with each other. Stoner bull, let the sacred herb tear down your walls, and reveal a more enlightened you.
Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere. Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains. This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally. Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with the sacred herb.
Refresh and revamp stoner Scorpio! Seek out creative endeavors within your physical personal space. Is it time to try something new? Perhaps a project that has been lingering in the back of your head? The final Winter month is the perfect time to improve your personal space. Perhaps this will be a kick start into the coming Spring season. Use the creative enhancement of the sacred herb to guide your action at home. Target the New Moon of the 11th. Plan out a staycation with your favorite cannabis strain, and your tools of creative manifestation. You might find that during all this outward activity within your physical space, great work might unfold internally. Sink deep into this creative smoke session. Whereas the focus might be on your physical space, it could be internal house cleaning that benefits you the most.
Last month I wrote about the powerful sting of the stoner Scorpion. The danger continues into the February time period. You don’t want to injure your cannabis companions or close members of the canna-fam. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill out and gain perspective before striking out with your powerful sting in moments of anger or frustration. By the Full Moon of the 27th, internal emotions will change. A new period will bring new organization and attitudes toward the inner smoke circle. Find your chill with the sacred herb until the Full Moon stoner Scorpio; your cannabis companions will thank you.
These internal efforts to cleanse, modify, or improve your internal space can be daunting and exhausting. Toke time to reward yourself for these efforts. Mid month, cut time out in the schedule for a solo smoke session just for you. Find joy in a personal activity. Let out the frustrations of life as a terrestrial astronaut with personal motion. Dance, paint, build, write, or simply read a good book. Take the time for self to push out energy and emotion into something you enjoy.
Self improvement all starts from personal action. Go!
Stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to wait until Summer to find a season of love. The weather might be chilly, but interpersonal relationships are heating up this month. However, this does not apply exclusively to romantic endeavors. Sometimes the most profound connections we share can be with our strictly platonic partners in chronic. As long as you keep the peace pipe packed and an open ear, you will create a warm and inviting space where all your cannabis companions feel comfortable and at home.
This February, when it comes to matters of career, deliberate and steadfast is the name of the game stoner Sag. Even if your progress is slow to grow, as long as it is steady, you are headed in the right direction. Don’t be afraid to explore what others might at first see as half-baked ideas. If you are willing to share your rough drafts, your peers will be willing to help you refine them. Brainstorming sessions and meditative musings with the sacred herb early in the month will result in the manifestation of tangible results by the end of February. But, it is your naturally passionate and charming stoner traits that will inspire your peers; your determined attitude and your encouraging words which will motivate them to put in the work. This balanced approach of both nature and nurture will create the necessary environment to ensure the seeds of your ideas fully bloom into measurable results.
Stoner Sagittarius you will find that February is all about complimenting your naturally optimistic outlook, and far-out style, with open communication and progressive thinking. Gathering together your canna fam to share the contents of a well stocked stash jar will create an enlightened environment where new perspectives are sparked, and where everyone feels free to share even the most secretive things on their minds. So keep the conversation burning stoner Sag. Roll one or two up, and let your cannabis companions puff, puff, pass you the inspiration you’ve been seeking to write or talk about those inner musings you’ve kept under wraps for far too long.
Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your hair. My stoner Fish, keep in mind your own emotional response to others as you move through February. If things do get tense between you and a cannabis companion, don’t be afraid to take a break. Grab your favorite piece, top shelf buds, and find a quiet place to toke alone. Solo smoke sessions are not just recommended, they will be required for this month stoner Pisces. It can be nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes you just need to spend time by yourself; to relax, recreate with the reefer, and reflect on what is really causing you grief.
With all the confusion being magnified by peculiar planetary processes, it will take extra effort in the work sphere, and acute attention to detail to keep daily operations running smoothly. Stoner Pisces as long as you and the team keep lines of communication open and honest, you will be able to avoid misunderstandings and unnecessary setbacks. At work, put down the pipe. At least until you make it through to the last week of February, work should be a strictly smoke-free zone. A bowl or two at home in the evenings can help you unwind and process the events of the day. But, when you’re on the clock, you will need a fresh mind to troubleshoot unexpected issues, and the resolve to make sure the job gets done right.
Stoner Pisces the early days of the month might be overstimulated, filled with more intense emotions than even you are prepared for. But, keep calm and smoke on. By the middle of the month the cosmos will bring you renewed resolve and your emotions will return to more manageable levels. Don’t squander this windfall of creative energy. Moments spent alone, meditating with the sacred herb, can also be an opportunity to muse and let your imagination wander. Once you have rediscovered your cosmic groove, and you’re ready to rejoin the social smoke scene, your cannabis companions will be excited to see you, and all of your fresh, stoney creations.
What a month February will be stoner Libra! Although the weather may be cool in the final Winter month, there will be plenty of opportunities to warm your heart. Celestial bodies will send a positive wave of warm influence that accentuates the natural creative outlets for the stoner justice warrior. Load up the stash jar with Sativa strains of the sacred herb. This month is going to be a cacophony of creative constructs.
Seek out moments that bring you joy stoner Libra. Whether it be your bong and some beats, a paintbrush and a joint, or a trivia night with pints and dabs, put yourself in position to enjoy creative and connected moments on the terrestrial plane. Why not do it all? There is no restraint or warnings from too many good times in the final Winter month. Also keep in mind this creative cannabis prescription for February should not be contained to solo smoke outs. Seek these creative moments with cannabis companions and the broader canna fam. The biggest joy are the moments spent together.
Stoner Libra this positive cosmic influence toward creative moments and passion projects will have the most strength and power after the New Moon of the 11th. But as wonderful as my words have been about this creative prescription, I do have two warnings to keep you keen on success:
First, keep a watchful eye on spending. Finding joy in cannabis inspired creative and connected moments does not come with a price tag. Celestial bodies have aligned in a way that could leave you open to financial worry. Don’t exacerbate the potential financial stress with over spending. These moments of joy are free, don’t chase them with money or try to purchase them with debt.
Second, this warm cosmic breeze of creative influence does not come with an engine of manifestation. Connected moments with the canna crew will not magically pop up in your social feed stoner Libra. You have to seek out and find these joyous occasions. Be sure to pack the stash box with pure Sativa strains of the sacred herb. Toke time to self before the New Moon of the 11th to actively contemplate and make plans with your cannabis companions. The universe may favor activities after the New Moon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dream them and plan them out before the date.
I can’t wait to see, listen, or read your creative inspiration stoner Libra. Just remember, “Don’t forget to bring a towel.”
Stoner Leo what a magical time to be alive. Opportunity is only as far away as desire will take you. February will be a progressive month for the stoner Lion in ways that match the stoner traits of the leader of the stoner Zodiac.
Universal influence will benefit the connected stoner Leo. However, this support will not extend far from home. Toke time to assess the partners in chronic that are close to the center of the smoke circle. It is in these relationships where the most impact will be felt in the final Winter month. This progressive impact will come in both the personal and work sphere. The sacred herb can be used with a two pronged approach to create the most positive impact.
First, toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a third eye enhancement. Rise high above the terrestrial plane, see the broad landscape of life, and how you and your closest cannabis companions relate to each other. Again, this should be applied both personally and professionally. It is from this medicated meditative smoke session that you will gain the wisdom of direction, and inspiration of leadership.
Second, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring your cannabis companions onto your wavelength so they can see your vision. This second action may be more difficult, but with positive cosmic influence, your own natural communication and leadership skills, and the connected help of the sacred herb, it should be well within your means. Remember stoner Leo, you are sharing your vision and vibration, not imposing it.
I know you aren’t all about the woo, and the mystical underpinnings of our terrestrial existence stoner Leo. But this month carries a subtle frequency from the universe that will open your eyes to supernatural aspects of our connected worlds that usually go unnoticed. Feel the connection stoner Leo, with your closest partners in chronic, and the invisible hand of our infinite world.
Stoner Gemini the last period was all about a self disciplined Positive Mental Attitude. The February time period will assist this internal work with positive outward celestial influence. If January was all about hard work internally, then February could be considered the period of pay-off.
Now don’t misinterpret stoner Gemini, action will still be required to receive the blessing of cosmic influence in the final Winter month. But this action is your jam! All cannabis strains are open this month. The action required to find the flow of positive cosmic waves will be to lean into your creative passions. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to sink deep into your desired creative outlet. Whether this passion is a learned project, or an adventure out on the terrestrial plane, seek opportunity to quench this passionate thirst.
Be forewarned stoner Gemini: The blessings of February will drain the energy of your cosmic spacesuit. This is not an ominous premonition. Energy levels will have peaks and troughs like a wave form. Your primary missions this month will require your focus and energy. Therefore you must prepare yourself for the inevitable depressions in the wave of cosmic energy. Although the cannabis recommendation is open for the month, be sure to have Sativa strains of the sacred herb on standby for the troughs of cosmic energy. Lean into the helping hand of the sacred herb to rise high above any cosmic malaise. After all, you have exciting things to do this month!
This is a progressive period for the stoner Twin. The cannabis prescription may be open, but be sure to toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate what progress means to you. Don’t just submerge yourself in a passion project in February. Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate how this activity will lead you to the next station of life on our cosmic spaceship. A happy person seizes the day. A wise person creates more opportunities for days to seize in the future.
Stoner Capricorn this month you should pay extra close attention to your greens, both your herbal supplies and your bank account. You may be feeling confident and content with your current resources, but unexpected expenses can burn through your stash; so make sure you are actively adding to your reserves. If you aren’t sure how to up your savings game, consult a cannabis companion whose own financial finesse you admire, and whose advice you know you can trust.
It will be crucial for a successful February that you get organized in the first week of the month stoner Capricorn. Your calendar is going to fill up quickly; and once you get moving, there’s no slowing down. Schedule some alone time during the early days of the month for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb. Even though the bud my be loud, seek quiet and calm in this medicated meditative moment. Just you and the sweet sensimilla will help you gather your inner thoughts before you turn them into outward action. Once you are ready to get down to the grind, seek out only those stoner sidekicks who you know can keep up with your busy pace. It will be best if you avoid those canna buddies that just want to light one up and lounge about, or who you know are prone to couchlock.
Stoner Capricorn you don’t have to slow your roll, but you will need to be patient with your peers at work this month. You may be feeling extra energetic, ready to finish one project and race ahead to the next. But, not everyone will always be able to match your light speed momentum. Remember that everyone is working towards the same goals. Instead of criticizing, communicate with positivity stoner Capricorn. If someone on the team is falling behind, find out how you can help get them back on track, and ready to move up to the next level.
Don’t let the whole month be all work and no play my ambitious Sea-Goat. While you should always strive for success and higher achievement, remember it’s okay to take a break. Not only does down time allow you the chance to light up a bowl of cannabis, it can be an opportunity to reflect on how far you’ve journeyed, and all the people you’ve encountered along the way. Stoner Capricorn, as long as you keep the kind buds close, and your cannabis companions even closer, every day will be another memorable page to add to your ever-stoney adventure.
Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with a clean slate. Now is also a good time to go through the stash box, and get rid of any greens that have gone brown, or strains you know that you’ll never actually smoke. Whether it’s starting over with an updated to-do list, or purging your herbal supplies, February will offer the much needed reevaluation of projects and priorities.
Stoner Cancer don’t take any tensions in the workplace personally this month. While you may be party to the problem, it will be important to remember that everyone is experiencing heightened emotions during this time of cosmic miscommunication. The remedy to opposing viewpoints is open conversation and communal commitment to getting the job done. Not everyone has the same taste stoner Cancer. Some are team Indica, some are forever team Sativa. Just like your smoke sessions at home, it will be up to each member of the team to find their own preferences and strengths. Blaze ahead until you’ve burned through all the work that needs to be done.
Stoner Cancer, even in the most tumultuous times, you will always be able to get by with a little help from your friends. Even if your coworkers question your motives, or if you doubt your abilities, you have partners in chronic who believe in you. Those in your inner smoke circle will always be ready to help you haze up the room and clear your mind. My feisty Crab, you will always be safe to explore life, the universe, and everything when in the presence of your closest cannabis companions. Whether your travels lead you to your favorite remote smokespot, or your journey is as far as your couch, you will always be ready for the next adventure when you have good greens and great company.
Stoner Aries the Winter season will end with a focus on the future. Take solace in your canna-fam, and plenty of solo smoke sessions too. This month is going to find you in need of introspection, something that doesn’t necessarily come easy for you. A packed stash jar and self-analysis is necessary for growth my stoner Ram, but it won’t be helpful to choke on the things you feel you’ve done wrong. February is the month to break down those walls that you have put up against yourself.
Stoner Aries, everything related to your material possessions and money might feel like they are only barely trudging forward this month. However, remember that just like your favorite creeper cannabis strain, moving slowly is sometimes better than rushing ahead. The Full Moon falls on February 27th this month. Your natural search for perfection might be heightened during this time. It’s important my stoner Ram, to go easy on yourself, and use this Full Moon to remove excess from your life in areas of everyday work and service. Get your daily schedule in order, and you’ll feel altogether more in control.
Stoner Aries, you will feel empowered in areas relating to your partners in chronic. Use your forward-thinking attitude, and the energetic Sativa cannabis species, to empower your efforts in the personal sphere. Though I feel compelled to forewarn you my stoner Ram: Mercury is still moving retrograde until the 21st. The start of February may find you needing to reign in some of your usual tendencies to act on impulse. But fear not stoner Aries! The New Moon on February 11th will act as a breath of sweet herb-filled air. The New Moon event will offer an opportunity for a fresh start. Toke advantage of this energy to realign with what matters to you, and make plans for the future.
These cross winds of cosmic influence may cause some strain with your closest cannabis companions. If you find yourself being more irritable or grumpy than you are naturally, that’s perfectly okay; just remember to keep the stash jar full of that sweet sensimilla, and smoke your way to a cooler canna-head. With a little effort, and a packed bowl, you can manifest immense positivity on our terrestrial plane.
Oh happy day stoner Aquarius! It feels as if things have been aligning quite nicely since the start of this year. February 2021 begins in the middle of your birth season. Can you feel the universe blessing you? This is a great time to indulge in a few solo medicated meditative smoke sessions. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to shed new light on your personality, appearance, and sense of self. Sink deep within yourself, and listen to the wisdom of our terrestrial herbal guide.
Stoner Aquarius February is inviting you to be more creative. Toke time with the sweet sensimilla. Allow it to inspire you to establish the budget you’ve been contemplating, or perhaps even find a new way to earn money. As we near the end of the month, we officially bring the stoner Aquarius season to a close. This has likely left you feeling quite introspective with things relating to money and material possessions. Though you think about these terrestrial conundrums often stoner Water-Bearer, you rarely speak of them outwardly. Open yourself up to the possibilities as the winds of change blow through the clouds of smoke this month. Perhaps you need a solo endo-excursion to gain the perfect perspective. As February comes to a close, the full moon on the 27th will provide illumination to the path ahead. This bright light will enable matters surrounding your life force, spiritual transformations, and other mystical topics to feel much more easily discussed. This is the perfect time to load the peace pipe, get organized, and shed the excess weight you may be holding regarding any past debts, or misunderstandings with your cannabis companions.
Stoner Aquarius, things relating to your home and domestic life may feel as if they are creeping along much more slowly than you’d like. Try not to worry. Instead, toke time to breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and apply reasonable expectations. Doing so will allow you to think outside the box, and innovate, while keeping your stoner wanderings intellectual and on point. You’ll likely find yourself capable of changing things up without becoming too emotionally invested. This is precisely what you need right now. So, stoner Water-Bearer, spark one up, take charge, and watch the good vibes and great ideas surround you and your canna fam this month.
Stoner Libra you are in a good place, and the month of January will accentuate this position nicely. But watch out for heightened expectations regarding outward progress on the terrestrial plane. The cosmic influence in the second Winter month will be more about consolidating internal contentment and exploring familial understanding.
Whoa, English right? Be prepared my balanced cosmic gymnast: January will be a month of “the feels.” Fill the stash jar with the Indica species of the sacred herb stoner Libra. “Consolidating internal contentment” means universal influence will favor deep thoughts about who you are, and how you got here. Think of solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb as a self psychological exam. If ‘contentment’ isn’t a word you would use to describe your current position before these deep medicated meditations, then perhaps it will be a descriptor after these exercises. The bottom line is that time must be toked to ponder internal questions seeking connection with the outward existence.
This internal sacred exercise blends well with the second phase of universal progress this month. “Exploring familial understanding” will accentuate the deep solo medicated smoke sessions. As you look to connect contentment between internal motives and outward drives, including deep analysis of your canna-fam will supplement your actions. Stoner Libra, this aspect of January may be where you catch the most ‘feels’. I have no cannabis strain prescription for this aspect of the month. The only sacred prescription is to seek out meaningful smoke sessions with those you love most. Perhaps your cannabis companions need to hear how much they mean to you.
What a month stoner Libra! Perhaps this cannabis inspired vision is not the exciting terrestrial mission you want to hear, but the deeper meaning behind an influence like this is more richly rewarding and progressive. There is no terrestrial value that can be placed on connected moments within yourself, and your inner smoke circle. Smoke up, think deep, and bring the tissues.
Stoner Virgo you are a unique terrestrial astronaut flying through the galaxy on our cosmic spaceship. You are a hard worker; organized in your routine and ambitious undertakings. This month will provide a break from routine. Prepare to feed your head instead of the to-do list in January. There may be uncomfortable aspects to the second Winter month, but with the sacred herb as your spiritual guide, you can navigate these unfamiliar spaces with great personal progress. Different isn’t a dirty word my anal retentive stoner, sometimes it can be an opportunity.
Stoner Virgo there is a specific opportunity presented by a universal influence to innovate within the work sphere. In the days preceding the New Moon of the 12th, make time for a group strategy session. If you are able to combust the sacred herb with your coworkers, perhaps ideas and plans will illuminate with the passing of a joint. No matter the method or occupation, be sure to lead, communicate, and collaborate before the New Moon.
As a double dose of positivity, a universal influence will give a positive push to personal endeavors in the days after the New Moon of the 12th. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb, and take time for a passion project or hobby that has gone neglected during busy past periods.
Busy bird stoner Virgo. There may be parts of January that drift without winds of action. For an active stoner, the lack of motion can bring boredom or even depression. Do not fight these moments of cosmic malaise stoner Virgo. These moments are an opportunity. Select an Indica cannabis strain from your sacred stash jar for these moments. Toke time to reflect on the hurried and busy nature of yourself, and the world. Perhaps you need a break, and now is the time. It is in these medicated meditative moments with the sacred herb where you might find new direction in personal health. Cosmic stagnation can lead to personal epiphanies. Use the sacred herb to transfer moments of possible boredom or depression into moments of contemplation and recovery. Feed your head stoner Virgin. Take care of mind, body, and spirit.
If 2020 was a bag of bud, most would probably say it was schwag. Too harsh, almost unsmokable, and filled with stems and seeds. Where others might see a sack full of disappointment, you see potential stoner Taurus. Because you know that instead of smoking, you can plant those seeds. What may start out as unwanted and unfortunate beginnings, can grow and blossom into something wonderful. Be mindful that it will take more than a just-add-water effort to cultivate the bountiful harvest you desire; but you can get there if you put in the effort. All the setbacks and shortcomings of the past are now experience and wisdom you can employ to make the year ahead what you want it to be!
Stoner Taurus when it comes to the work sphere, you don’t have to start over to make a fresh start. Of course, if you’ve been contemplating switching jobs, the new year is a great time to do so. But, sometimes the simplest cure to the wear and tear of the daily grind is a change of view. Whether you find this new perspective with the help of the sacred herb, or by meditating in a peaceful spot in nature, you will be able to see the big picture more clearly from this higher vantage point. If you want to change the output, you have to change the input stoner Taurus. Embrace your creative side, and incorporate your passions into your nine to five. You will find renewed satisfaction in a job well done.
It’s always nice to have cannabis companions who are down to roll one up, and who are always ready to blaze new trails. But, don’t let whether or not you have company change your plans for travel in January. Even if you embark on your 2021 terrestrial journey tokin’ and trekking solo, there will be plenty of potential canna-buddies along the way. Be sure to keep your stash jars full, and your itinerary empty, especially in the first weeks of the new year. Universal influence may call you to far off lands of wonder, or keep you close to home to explore local landmarks. As long as you have your trusted travel piece, and good herb, you will be ready for whatever adventures await.
Stoner Scorpio the beginning to 2021 will be a blessing from the universe. With the right blend of medication and meditation, your inner self will find contentment while you make plans for great progress on the terrestrial plane.
It’s time to focus on the inner smoke circle stoner Scorpio. Cannabis companions and the canna-fam will need your attention and spirit. But keep in mind this is a selfless task. Don’t stop and wait for acknowledgement or praise. The time spent burning bowls and passing joints with those you care about will be all the reward generated by the universe.
Grand adventures on the terrestrial plane will wait for other periods as this month will be more about life as a domestic astronaut. As you focus on family, also take on special missions directed at your inner self and domicile. A secluded life as a home-body is in the cosmic cards for January. Use the inspirational aspects of the sacred herb to address changes or alterations you wish to make at home and with yourself. In many ways, January can be looked at as a great month to make improvements in relationships and home-life; and aren’t those the things that matter most?
I have a specific warning for you stoner Scorpio: The sharp sting of your poisonous tail could be a danger between the 8th and the 12th. The waning crescent moon on the 8th marks a period where emotions and tempers could fall out of control. Dig into your stash of Indica strains during this period. Perhaps make plans for those deep solo medicated planning sessions during this time. Above all, recognize that you possess a dangerous weapon in your sharp stinger. You don’t want to hurt close cannabis companions with unintended strikes. Use the calming nature of the sacred herb to chill out in heated moments. You can always reflect back, and assess what really matters on the New Moon of the 12th.
Positive meditations in January will possess positive manifestations in future time periods. Where do you want to be in the future? Toke time to storyboard this grand desire. Puff puff plan with the sacred herb. This medicated exercise will have a powerful effect, setting in motion the magic of manifestation. I know stoner Scorpio, you are too clever for the magic mojo. So I will say it plainly:
Step 1. Toke time to meditate on where you want to go.
The waiting is over stoner Sagittarius! You finally get to say goodbye to 2020, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney adventure. Although you might be excited and feeling optimistic at all the opportunity and potential the new year holds, you should proceed with deliberate and calculated intent. You may be ready to unleash a year’s worth of restless energy and blaze full speed ahead, but for future success, it is crucial to let the residual smoke settle. You’re in it for the long haul stoner Sagittarius. Before you can harvest, you must plant. While you can’t expect immediate results, remember that the seeds you sow in the early days of 2021 will ensure lush and vibrant growth in the months ahead.
Strong roots are important stoner Sagittarius. They keep us grounded and give us the strength to weather the roughest winds. But, the branches above the surface must be malleable, and ready to alter course in ever unpredictable conditions if you want to thrive. Achievement in the workplace will directly correlate to your ability to adapt to the situation at hand. Unique problems will call for unique and creative approaches to solve them. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for inspiration my ardent Archer. Get out the pen and notepad, the pipe and fresh ground nugs, and get to brainstorming. With persistent effort and positive thinking, you and the team will be able to hash out a plan to tackle even the most challenging obstacles.
Stoner Sag, you may start off January feeling elated; a natural high at all the possibility and promise of the days ahead. Don’t let the end of January sneak up on you. There is plenty of work to get done, but don’t forget to toke time to relax and recreate with your partners in chronic. They were the ones who stuck with you during the highs, and the lows, of 2020. They will be the ones who will be ready to roll one up no matter what lies ahead. Only the cosmos knows what the hazy days of tomorrow have in store stoner Sagittarius, but you can be confident you will always be able to rise above with the help of good green and your best buds.
Stoner Pisces instead of fireworks this New Year, you can expect January to start off at a slow and steady burn. But this perfectly rolled joint will grow into a full blaze towards the month’s end. Take notes during the slow days, and plan for the busier conclusion. Toke time in the first week to puff puff pause, and put together the final pieces of the 2020 puzzle. Put last year in your rear view mirror because the days of 2021 promise the potential of higher levels of adventure and achievement. Invoke the inspiration of the sacred herb early and often stoner Pisces. With a little assistance from the sweet sensimilla, what at first feels like restless energy, will channel into productive and creative endeavors.
My stoner Fish, after the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, the entire canna-crew deserves time to relax and regroup. If your coworkers are 420 friendly, schedule some off-the-clock extracurricular team building exercises. Perhaps a POT-luck is in order, or a marijuana movie marathon. Create a safe space where everyone brings their favorite munchies, and shows up in their finest casual friday apparel. Getting to know your coworkers in a less formal setting can strengthen bonds, and offer an open forum for people to get feedback on the half-baked ideas they were too intimidated to share. What might start out as hazy concepts, may develop into blueprints ready to be implemented.
Stoner Pisces any lingering tensions or bad vibes amongst your smoke circle from 2020 will be easily remedied by the passing of the peace pipe. Most problems arise from miscommunication. If you toke-one-up and talk-it-out, you and your partners-in-chronic can rise above any confrontation. Once everyone is grooving to the same cosmic beat, you can all get back to your terrestrial travels in higher spirits. Remember stoner Pisces, you don’t always have to travel far for adventure. As long as you have that good ganja close, and great people closer, you will start your 2021 adventure in smokin style.
I received a vision from the cosmos through my sacred meditations regarding the stoner Leo for the January time period. It’s of a physically fit Lion pulling its hair out! This made me think of my favorite cartoon from the 90’s: Joe Normal .. “I’m normal! I’m normal!” The bottom line to January is that things could be worse, and everything is going to be ok.
The cannabis prescription for the second Winter month could be a little tricky. Everything physical will be going great guns, but mental stress could derail your good vibes. It could be all in your head; so smooth tokes of the marijuana smoke might slow you down enough to gain perspective, and ease through those stressful moments. However, nothing is more terrifying for a stoner Leo than to be trapped inside their own head, which could compound the stressful feelings. Therefore a CBD heavy hybrid strain will work great this month. The CBD will help you lean into the satisfied physical state with a healthy cannabis regiment. But the mild THC will give you that head change to rise above the stress of the day without trapping your head in consuming clouds. If the head change becomes a bit much, or maybe not enough, just remember stoner Leo: “I’m normal! I’m normal!”
The great blessing from the universe during January will be in the sphere of personal relationships. That hybrid cannabis prescription should keep you chill as you bounce from one smoke circle to another. Enjoy and appreciate being in your element. Close cannabis companions and even distant smoke circle acquaintances will all notice something different about your strut. Pay attention during your sacred smoke outs to the subtle nuance of each individual. The true blessing this month won’t be anything you receive, but instead the strengthened bonds you secure within the canna-fam. Stoner Leo January will be an additive experience to the progress of your life. With the sacred herb as your trusted chill side-kick, you will sure to be a networking superhero on the terrestrial plane.
2021 kicks off in proper fashion for the stoner Gemini! With the right attitude, and a sense of adventure, the Twin will be burning nugs with many smoke circles in far-flung locations. The natural flighty flow of the celestial influence will only require a couple things.
First, stoner Gemini, you must find positivity and optimism within your terrestrial travels in January. This PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) will serve you well as obstacles or tasks could transform into opportunities or adventures with the right third eye gaze. The Lamb’s Bread cannabis strain is perfect for stoners seeking PMA. But beyond the attitude enhancements with the power of the sacred herb, make sure to enlist an internal positive mantra throughout the month. If you tell yourself to look on the bright side, it is far more likely to become your terrestrial truth.
Second, my gregarious Gemini, you must engage the broader smoke circle with active terrestrial travels. Put the Indica strains of the sacred herb away for the month. Active engagement is the key to unlock positive adventure, and connected memorable moments. Lamb’s Bread works well for this second task as well; but if you want another strain for the stash jar, seek out the cannabis hybrid Light of Jah. This Sativa dominant hybrid will keep the momentum going from one smoke circle to the next, but also provide a chill mood to keep you vibing with your cannabis cohorts.
January is sure to be a canna-blessed month stoner Gemini. Keep your head lifted with a positive mental attitude, and seek the companionship of your canna-fam. It should be easy to look on the bright side once you are burning bowls with your best buds. All of this positivity and activity will surely lead to smoked-out adventures on the terrestrial plane. Be sure to bring a camera!
Stoner Capricorn 2021 starts with an amazing combination of cosmic kismet. With the guiding hand of celestial influence, and the guiding spirit of the sacred herb, January will be a month of love and progress.
There is a warm glow surrounding the cosmic influence in January for the stoner Capricorn. With the right balance of recreation and diligent work, confidence will be high. Not only will other stoner star signs see this confident soft glow within your aura, more importantly you will feel a newfound openness to deep connections with cannabis companions. Be prepared for long meaningful conversations while sharing bowls and passing joints.
Overall the second Winter month could be seen as a tale of two halves split by the New Moon of the 12th. The first half of the month will be dominated by cosmic winds of creativity. Whatever your passion or hobby, this will be the best time to light one up, and bring the sacred spark of cannabis to your endeavor. After the New Moon, universal influence will shift more toward terrestrial goals and ambitions. Perhaps the creative endeavors of the first 12 days will bleed into an ambitious push at converting passion into occupation? Look out! A toasted Sea-Goat is on a mission. Nothing can stop you.
Stoner Capricorn, relax. Don’t burn your entire stash in one session. Don’t push too hard on any one task. It is in your nature to be relentlessly progressive through action, but rest and recreation must balance these creative and ambitious efforts. Seek balance through the sacred herb stoner Capricorn. It’s time to stock your sacred herbal stash box. With so much to do and so much to say, lean on Sativa dominant hybrid strains. When the creative juices are spent, and the work day is done, break into the sticky relaxing properties of Indica strains. Be your own cannabis curator this month stoner Capricorn. Use the right sacred tool for the right moment. Feel the flow. Bask in the confidence and love shining through the universal influence. You never know what else you might be feeling this month!
Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk neglecting your own needs. Start off the new year by looking inward my stoner Crab. Solo smoke sessions will be a must in the early days of January. Every moment spent meditating with the sacred herb will sharpen your third eye sight; helping you to see through the haze, and realize your highest potential.
Your coworkers are always glad to have you on their team stoner Cancer. You are reliable and resourceful when it comes to tackling the tough tasks, and getting the job done. This month you will have the opportunity to take the lead on important projects. It will be a chance to show the crew that you are truly the stoney Crab with a solid plan. While you may be excited by the prospect of bringing everyone to the next level, such success can bring more attention and praise than you are accustomed to. It’s okay to accept the kudos! Especially when they have been earned. Just remember there is a difference between confident and cocky. So, keep it cool stoner Cancer. After a long day’s work, light up a bowl in celebration of a job well done. While the sacred herb can lift your spirits, it will also keep you humble. A reminder that even if the sky’s the limit, you have to be firmly grounded if you want to grow.
Stoner Cancer January can be a time for fresh starts and resolutions, but you don’t have to change everything. You can also choose to nurture seeds you planted long ago. Maybe this means dusting off the old paint brush, and creating something new. Perhaps you will try crafting some of those tasty cosmic cookies you always meant to bake. Whatever your inspiration or interests are, make time for old hobbies and new passion projects. Share these stoney activities and your most excellent endo, only with your closest partners-in-chronic. Sharing is caring, but keeping the smoke circle small during this season will ensure you are not burning your cosmic candle at both ends.
Stoner Aries the January time period will be a slow steady burn throughout the month, with a kief topped bowl to finish. But slow down my rambunctious Ram. This month will be like that Atari video game Pitfall: You will have to make solid choices which direction you go, and step carefully over dangerous traps.
Decisions decisions decisions stoner Aries. The universe will present you with a plethora of social decisions in January. That’s good right? So many smoke circles to pass through, and lots of canna-buddies ready to roll. However, you must be selective. There will be forces at work behind the cosmic curtain that will grind you down if you make the wrong choices. For single stoner Rams, it will be best to finish the days with close cannabis companions or members of the canna-fam. For partnered stoner Rams the days should finish with your cannabis companion. You should not charge down the party path like a wild animal.
Although the social smoke circle will be calling throughout the month, selectivity is paramount so that energy remains strong at work and at home. This is not the month to burn the joint at both ends. How does that even work anyways!?! I strongly recommend a high CBD strain of the sacred herb to pack in your bowls this month. Amid all the opportunities to hang and chill will be an underlying tension brought on through work stress and home-life anxiety. The high CBD dominant cannabis strain will help maintain physical health while taking the edge off those potentially frayed nerves.
The month will build to a climax near the Full Moon of the 28th. If you don’t maintain a sure path throughout the month, then the pressure filled climax could damage overall progress at work and at home. But, these are not words of doom and gloom stoner Aries. You got this. Along with the sacred prescription for a high CBD strain, also build a solid physical regiment. Perhaps some of the right choices in the video game of life will be targeted spots of rest and recuperation. Maybe instead of that Tokin Tuesday smoke out, you can go home and chill with a solo sesh and a good movie like Bandersnatch. In this choose-your-own-adventure, the ganja gang will be more than ready to take that healthy hike to that killer smoke spot on the weekend.
Stoner Aquarius the beginning of 2021 will bring confident winds of change, if you are willing to sail into adventure. Although terrestrial escapades always sound nice as you plan smoke circles in distant smoke spots, the adventure of January will have more to do with reignition of internal flames of attitude and spirit.
First stoner Aquarius, toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus this solo smoke session on forgiveness. We all feel, and often succumb to, the societal pressures of our terrestrial world. Perhaps you have fallen asleep as you floated within the collective stream of consciousness. Perhaps you have relented to the pressure imposed by your fellow terrestrial astronauts. It is time to forgive yourself for any internal angst you feel about your attitude or outward motion within the stoner herd.
Now that you have put any internal grievance behind you, it is time to look ahead. Use the reflective power of the sacred herb to reignite those independent drives within you stoner Aquarius. Part of what makes you great are the aspects that make you stand out from the crowd. Bob Marley once said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s time you embrace your independent streak once again my eccentric Water-Bearer.
Now with forgiveness and re-emergence complete, look around and bask in the canna-fam surrounding you. Your best buds have always loved the unique qualities you embrace. Now that you have embraced your internal drives, once again your aura will be bright and electric. This is the exact time when new cannabis companions will gravitate toward your bright glow. Fill your stash jar with the Double Dream cannabis strain for the month. This bright happy hybrid will enhance your internal confidence as you re-emerge from your societal shell And this sacred strain will keep you chatting it up with new smoke circle acquaintances. I can’t wait to see what funky fresh fashion styles you come up with stoner Aquarius. Enjoy the month, and most importantly, enjoy yourself.
Question: How do I match with my potential cannabis companion? I am a Leo (female) and he is an Aries (male).
Answer: Wow! What a combination. You two are sure for fun trouble out on the terrestrial plain, and yet set up for stubborn angst within the emotional relationship.
Relationship battles could easily devolve into an indomitable force versus an immovable object. That concern leaps from the intuitive buds of my cannabis vision. But in the same thread of sacred cosmic inspiration, it can clearly be seen this combination is also capable of great feats.
Everything would depend on the individuals, and their proclivity to act out their stoner traits. Further complicating the matter is these two star signs are two of the least available for self reflection. These two stoner star signs could accomplish any mission when working as a team. The stoner Aries is the youngest of the stoner Zodiac. With the Stoner Lion in the lead with a willing stoner Ram, there is no obstacle that couldn’t be overcome. With the rambunctious Ram being led by the wise manipulative stoner Lioness, fun, joy, and exuberance are sure to result. But when disagreement challenges the team, technical fouls are sure to result without a cannabis infused referee.
Something to contemplate my lucky Leo: Is your rambunctious Ram laid back and chill with influences from the sacred herb? In many ways you would have to be the stony lead in the relationship. And can you accept this position my happy-go-lucky Lioness?
Of course all this is a bunch of hazy smoke signals from cosmic clouds. I hope it helps with your curious contemplation.
Stoner Virgo, what goes up must come down, that much is known. The true test of grit and determination is remembering that even if we fall, we can get back up again; and in most cases, make it to greater highs than you were before the fall. You may feel discouraged during the first weeks of June while reminiscing on all the mad wins of May. The transition to Summer may not be as hot as you imagined, but you will have plenty of opportunities to puff, puff, pick yourself up. Select sacred cannabis strains relevant to the circumstance, stoner Virgo. Avoid stimulating Sativas in the evening when it is time to unwind, and similarly don’t become couch-locked with a deep Indica if you partake in a morning roast and toast. If you embrace the sacred sensimilla with a practical, sensible approach, it can be the catalyst needed to get you back on cloud nine.
Stoner Virgo, it can be disheartening at times to see others win big on their first attempt, while you wait for the fruits of your unending labor to finally blossom. Don’t worry about what others are doing, you’re in it for the long haul. There are few who question your diligence, and even more who will be ready, and willing, to join forces on big picture issues. If you are fortunate enough to toke with your coworkers, make sure meditative and creative smoke sessions are plentiful and productive. Otherwise, even if you enjoy your marijuana meditations solo, be sure to share your inspirations and insights with your peers when you’re back to the mission on Monday.
Stoner Virgo you are more than capable of blazing your way toward summer, charting new territories and seeking out new smoke spots by yourself. However, we both know it will be more fun with a cannabis cohort in tow. Whether this person is your longtime partner-in-chronic, or a recently acquainted smoke buddy, bring along the canna-crew on your smoky adventures. While the challenges of work will not disappear, it will be difficult to dwell when the weekend comes. Keep the stash jar loaded; cannabis companions will be down to ride and willing to help lighten the load. By the second half of the month, you and all of your ganja-loving friends will find your cosmic grooves. The only thing that will be required of you during this time, is to keep the sacred herb close, and good company even closer.
June will require the stoner Taurus to find a softer side. Wonderful traits like intelligence and dependability will need to take the forefront as stout stubbornness is left behind. This may be tricky at times, but in order to get the most out of the planetary alignment this month, you must be mindful of your interactions within your smoke circle.
The blessing of the final Spring month is the progress that will come from collaboration. When moments of stress or frustration circle your personal sphere, smoke it out, and talk it out with the canna-crew. Advice over freshly packed bowls could dispatch an empty feeling as your bud loving buddies fill your bucket with sound advice.
There is a great side effect to this prescription of collaborative listening: The bonds of community with your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be strengthened. Both at work, and in your personal sphere, active listening and team problem solving will bring a winning attitude to you and your cannabis companions. And now that your softer side is exposed, fun times flirting and recreating with the stoner crew will be enhanced.
Be forewarned stoner Taurus: After the New Moon of the 20th, universal vibes will swirl in a cosmic storm of influence. This is not a negative vision, but a confusing one. Your terrestrial path will disappear in the cosmic storm. But with a plan of action, your steps will be true and confident within the confusing cosmic weather. Toke time on the weekend of the 20th to sneak away to your secluded smoke sanctuary. Meditate with the sacred herb. The strain selection is open. Use this contemplative high minded meditative exercise to balance your chakras, steady your gate, and instill your confidence. It is advised to extend this sacred smoke session over the weekend to fully prepare your third eye for the cloudy vision ahead. The final days of June will be like walking a cosmic high wire; but you have done it before, and you are still here ready for the next challenge.
Stoner Scorpio whatever kindness and good karma you’ve earned in the past is returning to you in the transition to Summer! You work hard to make those around you feel welcomed and appreciated. And, in June the cosmos will remind you how much others appreciate you! If life is a garden, yours is entering into a period of bountiful harvests, and buds in full bloom. This doesn’t mean there won’t be work still to be done. But you can rest a bit easier, and reflect on all you have achieved, while preparing for the next chapter of your stoney adventure. The secret will be to emphasize efficiency stoner Scorpio. Stay focused on the task at hand when it is time to be productive. Find balance between the work and personal sphere early in the month. You will get your to-do list done quickly, and maximize time for recreation.
Stoner Scorpio the changing of the seasons is the perfect time to mix things up at work. Use this period to finish up outstanding projects, and plan for the next quarter. Now is a good time for a thorough, big-picture assessment. Toke time with the sacred herb to float high above, and analyze your current station. This may even mean taking some losses and letting go of projects that don’t show the same promise they once did. This reevaluation will require collaboration and cooperation by the entire team, which could heighten tensions amongst crew members. Keeping the peace will be crucial for forward progress. Whether or not you pack the peace pipe and share a bowl after work, it will benefit everyone to meet on a common, hopefully higher, plain. If this doesn’t work, individual meditative smoke sessions over the weekend can help everyone clear their minds, gather their thoughts, find their zen, and start with a fresh perspective on Monday.
The stars have aligned in your favor this month, stoner Scorpio. You don’t have to worry much about external forces pushing you off course during your cosmic travels. Because of this, you will have the opportunity to turn your focus inward. Grind your favorite strain, find a quiet place, light one up, and find your center. Keep your smoke circle tight this month stoner Scorpio: Best buds only! It’s not that you should avoid new smoke buddies; but your focus should be on finding your own zen, not smoke circle expansion. Knowing what you’re smoking, and knowing who you are smoking with, will ensure you enjoy only good greens, good company, and good vibes as you embrace the start of Summer.
Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will be full of frosty nugs and toasted buds. However, without the right herbally enhanced third eye vision, friends and foes, obstacles and triumphs, could all be cloaked like a blurry mirage. June is destined to start out on the right foot. Toke time for a celebratory smoke session early in the month. Soak up the satisfaction and self esteem boost of a mission accomplished. Feel good about who you are, and how you got here.
Banking this confidence boost will be necessary as you travel throughout the month. Setbacks and possible subtle losses to competitors in, and outside of the smoke circle, could shake your resolve. But is it real stoner Sag? Or merely the cruel perception of insecurities? This is the key to soaking up and banking accomplishments early in the month. It will be imperative to maintain your drive in the midst of perceived set-backs as June unfolds. A confident forward stride may be the very thing that gets you back on top. However, if you let a little set back derail your positive momentum, all that winning equity will be lost.
Stoner Sag, this herbally enhanced third eye vision will be required when dealing with potential suitors, and cannabis companions. Burn, inhale, and breathe my fierce Archer. Positivity and negativity implied through communication may all just be in your head. Toke time to feed your head, before losing it. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through potential mirages of perception to seek truth before action or reaction.
Just like good bud, important projects and decisions in June will take time. Each step in the process should be done with care so that the outcome is of a higher quality. Remember stoner Sag, quality of outcome is the goal, not expediency. You will be tempted to take short cuts, and sacrifice quality within the decision making process in June. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb on these temptations. Often the time and care put into the process, directly relates to the quality of the outcome. Enjoy good buds, and make good decisions.
Stoner Pisces you will likely enter the month feeling like you’re at the ash end of a bowl. But, remember, you can always pack another! Although May has left you feeling like you’re running low, during June, you are certain to re-up. The goal during this period will be the slow, but ever-so-steady burn. What might start out as a small ember of excitement for the approaching Summer, and all it brings, will quickly turn into a full blown blaze. But again, pace yourself stoner Pisces. You will enter the Summer months, not in a dazed and confused state, but feeling yourself, and flowing steadily along your own cosmic steam. Give yourself permission to float along this lazy river, as long as you remain moving forward toward progress. Don’t let yourself be bogged down by those who think you are slacking; you’re taking the scenic route, and they should hope to follow your path.
Work life will commence at a somewhat different pace. Stoner Pisces not everyone is going to take your go get’em attitude in stride. So, it will be best to find like minded, equally ambitious, and bold personalities, to team up. You know what works, and have a good idea of what will find success. There will always be those who see your creative approaches as incompatible to getting the job done. But, they will be the ones left behind, while the rest of the team rises to the next level. To keep the momentum moving upward, it may be helpful to seek a little external stimuli: A little sacred herbal inspiration. If you are not already a self-proclaimed herbal aficionado, don’t be afraid to do your research. Seek out strains which are known to uplift, and enhance creative exploration.
Stoner Pisces when it comes to friends, family, and current or potential cannabis companions, you can breathe easy once again. This doesn’t mean you should take these relationships lightly. But, as long as you toke time to meditate, and reflect upon what you want for yourself, you will be ready to articulate those needs to others. With two-way lines of communication open, those closest in your smoke circle will be able to expect the same. Take it easy and toke it easy, stoner Pisces. Summer is here for you, and so is the canna-crew, ever ready to roll together.
Stoner Libra June presents a great opportunity to analyze and exert perspective and choice. Often we leave it up to the stars, but our own decision making process is the ultimate navigator for life. In June, there will be difficult choices of repair or replace. Here is a subtle example: Perhaps your favorite piece has a crack. Sure it puff puff passes fine, but deeper thought might see a cost benefit analysis to replace your cherished pipe. Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on these choice conundrums. The decision to deal with it, repair it, or replace it, will be prominent in the final Spring month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring high minded decision making to the process.
What a great month where the main obstacle may be choice making! That is the magic to June for the stoner Libra: There is freedom within the planetary alignment. Freedom of choice, freedom of movement, freedom of expression, it’s all supported by cosmic influence. The best way to take advantage of this lubricated motion is to wipe the slate clean early in the month, so that your mind is clear of cluttered projects of the past. Toke time early in the month with the sacred herb as your herbal assistant. Finish those to-do lists, cancel those far-flung hopeful endeavors, and complete those dusty tasks left behind. Remember stoner Libra: Deal with it, repair it, or replace it can work on intangible projects as much as tangible objects. Clear the clutter, and start a new chapter in June!
Polite stoner Libras have an advantage within the sphere of romance. Whether you share a bowl, or exist within a solo smoke session, all stoner Libras will have an opportunity for passion in June. Keep your eyes on the scales of justice, and mind your manners! A little spark could ignite into a great flame with the right care and attention. As with the theme of the month, the choice is up to you. Take great care with your freedom and choices when other stoner star signs are impacted. Your kindness will directly impact the success of your choices.
Stoner Leo June is an opportunity to party! Comparatively speaking, you will be one of the few stoner star signs that are able to avoid cosmic clouds of confusion this month. As long as you keep a cool head within the smoke circle, and juggle multiple projects at work, this month should be as pleasant as the weather.
Be the bright light in your smoke circle stoner Leo. Lead like the happy lion you are. Toke time to recognize that many members of the stoner pride will be battling messy cosmic influence this June. Lead from the front, and leave a trail of buds behind so others may follow. During dark times of cosmic storms, the stoner pride needs the lucky Leo to stay steadfast as a positive example.
Be forewarned stoner Leo: The stars may be bright in your cosmic house, but the storm clouds in your cannabis companion’s house will be visible and impactful. Keep your chill vibes stoner Leo. Puff puff pass on needless sharp reactions to your frazzled cannabis cohorts. Let the little things go, and move forward with a positive blank slate. If you stop to battle petty little things, the cosmic storm clouds may transfer from your canna-crew, to you. Subtle nuisances can nag, and eat away, at your shiny exterior if you don’t leave them behind like the trivial obstacles that they are. Sometimes blissful ignorance is active leadership stoner Leo.
Multitasking is an essential trait in the workplace to find success in June. Various projects will see halting moments of progress. Without other bowls burning, you could be out of smoke this month. Keep your to-do list organized so that when you hit one dead end, another productive road is sure to be found.
Enjoy the party stoner Leo. Toke time with the sacred herb in many moments this month to appreciate your position, and center your Chakras with positivity. Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts are sure to find those nugs you’ve left along the trail. Welcome them with a happy heart and a warm flame when they catch up to you.
Stoner Gemini June is a powerful month with a triad of cosmic conditions. First, there is a lunar eclipse on the 5th. Second, after June 18th your ruling planet Mercury plummets into retrograde. And third, there is a solar eclipse on the 21st. Wow, these all set up to create a hallucinogenic trip of cosmic ascendancy.
Chill stoner Gemini. Keep your stash jar loaded, and your daily driver close at hand. The swirling cosmic condition will create unbalanced footing on the terrestrial plain. This means moments of exhilaration, and moments of insecure withdrawal. As long as you stay calm, and puff on, you should be able to relish the triumphant times, and rise above all obstacles that blow you off course.
Do you feel like you aren’t really a part of the smoke circle stoner Gemini? This lack of connection to your canna crew is not unusual for the stoner Twin. The problem, and the answer might lie within you. Do you mask who you truly are? Are there times perhaps you hold back from your internal instincts? These habits may be rewarded by the canna-crew, and thus become a habit. 100% stoner Gemini, any smoke circle that doesn’t accept you for who you truly are, isn’t worth puff puff passing with. I realize this is much easier to type, than to implement. Unfortunately this difficult internal conundrum will be highlighted within the planetary alignment of June. There is no easy fix, but once you enact sacred meditations with this problem, the more likely you will be to overcome it. You be you, and let the buds fall where they may.
Stoner Gemini your strengths and skills hide deep within. June is an opportunity to search for these hidden talents that could become catalysts for progressive growth in future periods. Toke time around the powerful cosmic events of June for solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb. These meditative exercises will help balance your footing, and communicate with your internal drives. In the end, what may seem like a challenging month, could very well be the moment that launches you toward future progress.
Stoner Capricorn it’s time to pull out your compass and high water waders! June is going to be a squirrelly mix of storming cosmic influence. There you go, I ripped that line off like a band-aid. Now let’s work on smoothing out this rough patch prediction. After all, who else is built for storming weather besides the stoner Sea-Goat?
One of the spheres that will be affected most by the storming planetary alignment is the personal sphere; in particular, it will affect those cannabis companions closest to you stoner Capricorn. When lines of communication break down, you have two immediate tools to help with the drama. First of which is time. Avoid immediate reactions. The amount of time is up to you, and the circumstance; but breaking away from immediate reaction gives you time to contemplate and cool down. Second, the soothing third eye vision of the sacred herb can help with deeply personal dilemmas. Take a break from the immediacy of the moment, and toke time to see the issue from a higher perspective. With time, and meditation with the sacred herb, these communicative dramatics may lose the heat of the moment. In the end, perhaps you can chill the drama with a cannabis companion over a shared bowl.
With the right sacred prescription of patience and a higher perspective, you should make it through June unscathed, maybe just bumped and bruised. In fact, stoner Capricorn, if you stay grounded and avoid the heat of the moment, the bonds with cannabis companions might become stronger from the challenging assessments of June’s cosmic dilemmas.
Your natural traits of conservatism, intellect, and persistence should guide you through any other obstacles presented this month. The sturdy Sea-Goat can make it through any storming weather! Don’t dismiss how important sheltering in place with a meditative smoke session can be to analyze and take reprieve from a dramatic situation. Toke time this month to steal away by yourself to contemplate your situation with the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe. It’s amazing how a nug, and your favorite piece, can bring a little welcomed peace to your life in moments of stress. Puff on stoner Capricorn.
Those who are fortunate enough to smoke with the stoner Cancer, know the chronic-loving crab always has the best buds. And often there is an unspoken understanding that they will help when it is time to light up the sacred herb. While some might find this unsolicited expectation annoying, you embrace the puff puff pass mantra wholeheartedly: Knowing that sharing truly is caring, and a dank reward unto itself. But remember there is a fine line between generosity and naivety. Impolite overreach within the cann-crew is not always meant maliciously. They can’t help but want to be in your smoke circle. In June, the planets are not the only things that have aligned in your favor. Whatever you’re doing, it’s working stoner Cancer. Maybe it’s all those meditative smoke sessions, but you have found your groove, and those around you have noticed. Your aura is radiating, and your fellow stoner star signs cannot help but be attracted to your vibrant and positive vibes.
In the realm of work you are in it to win it stoner Cancer! Your creative approach to tough challenges will bring to completion projects well past their due dates. You may get peculiar looks from your skeptical peers when you first present your plans, but let the results speak for themselves. It won’t take long for your coworkers to realize your ideas are anything but half-baked. Know that your unconventional, yet imaginative tactics are not in endless in supply. You can refresh and rejuvenate your mental muscles with consistent smoke sessions. Off the clock of course!
Stoner Cancer, be strategic when selecting your cannabis strains this month. A THC dominant hybrid is recommended. The THC will help to spark and inspire creative cerebral activity, while the CBD will keep you grounded and centered. By making sure neither is too high, you will be able to keep motivated without getting distracted, and stay relaxed without getting stuck on the couch. Success will be directly correlated to your ability to achieve this balance.
Whether it’s a freshly crafted joint, or hitting the open road to a secluded smoke spot, friends and lovers alike know you’re always down to roll. And this summer will be filled with adventures of both kinds stoner Cancer! While the seasons change, one thing that will remain constant are these good vibes between you and your cannabis companions. With no foreseeable clouds hanging over personal relationships, all that will be left to do is to grab the snacks, the camera, and the stoner fam to start blazing those stoney trails!
Stoner Aries sometimes we plant seeds, envisioning only the bountiful crop that is sure to come. We forget all the work that it takes to nurture those tiny saplings into full-grown, flowering beauties. Take off those rose colored glasses, the world will soon be bright enough. This does not mean you should lower your expectations, or have more modest goals. As long as you remember there is plenty of weeding and pruning to be done, and are willing to get your hands dirty, you will see all of your aspirations manifest into tangible results. Remain humble and stay diligent stoner Aries. As you find your groove in the latter half of the month, it will be easy to forget the rough patches from the first weeks of June. While you watch your efforts grow into healthy and hearty results, remember there is still much work to be done.
Stoner Aries the best strategy in the workplace this month will be continual and concerted cooperation. You may be the stoner Ram with the plan, but it will take many hands to turn your ideas into reality. Even if you are elected project leader, do not ignore the opinions of your peers. Career advancement will be directly correlated to your ability to balance work and home events. While it is crucial to stay on the grind when you’re on the job, it will be equally important to slow the burn when you’re off the clock. Use personal time to cloud the room, and clear your mind. Whether you prefer Indica or Sativa, you may find some of your best creative thinking happens in the company of the sacred herb. Take notes with the marijuana tokes stoner Aries! We all have those smoke-inspired epiphanies and realizations. The true test for manifestation of such enlightened ideas is being able to remember them later.
Are you ready stoner Aries? Summer is almost here, and the weather is not the only thing heating up. With the long days, long standing relationships between cannabis companions and fellow tokers will be taken to a higher level. The secret to strengthening these bonds will be sharing all the delights and challenges equally. Share the burdens, and the sticky buds alike. Invite the canna-fam to enjoy in your many endo-excursions, and maybe even help you burn through your extra special stash. Together you can put the bright days of June to good use: Finding secret secluded smoke spots, creating your favorite cannabis recipes, and making lasting memories during this herbally infused month.
Stoner Aquarius June will be a month of self discovery. At some point the terrestrial plain may seem to be flipped upside down. This flip may have you hanging from a precarious porch. But with the right sacred prescription, you will gain your navigational bearings, and find solid footing.
The dreaded Mercury retrograde is coming this month around the 18th. For the stoner Water-Bearer this does not mean disaster, but a challenge none-the-less. This period of Mercury in retrograde will center around your own fulfillment of your progressive mission, and the care you have placed in your cosmic spacesuit. Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts fascinate you stoner Aquarius; but how have you turned this fascination into service for the collective smoke circle? This goes beyond whether or not you match bowls. This period of Mercury retrograde will directly reflect the fellowship and kindness you have demonstrated toward your cannabis companions in the recent past. Hence the more service to the cannabis collective recently will lead to better navigational clarity after the 18th, and visa versa. Equally as important during the retrograde period is the maintenance you have put into your cosmic spacesuit. Again, this goes beyond how hard you hit the treadmill. Diet, exercise, and a holistic approach to your well-being should be considered. How you treat others, and how you treat yourself will take on significant weight this month.
Now, I feel your anxiety increasing stoner Aquarius. Toke time to be selective with your cannabis strain of choice this month. Canna-Tsu is the perfect sacred strain for the cosmic mission, but any balanced CBD hybrid should do the trick. This sacred selection will inhibit anxiety while enhancing your third eye vision. Avoiding deep Indica or Sativa strains will help steer clear of panicked spirals of anxiety, or frizzle-fried moments of manic stress. Keep your smoke and your mood, balanced and chill stoner Aquarius. Everything is going to be ok.
The blessing of this cosmic wave approaching is that you have time to prepare. Since the Mercury retrograde does not occur until the 18th, you have plenty of time to measure your actions. Assist and work in service of your canna-crew! Take note of how you treat your body, mind, and spirit. It’s easy stoner Aquarius: Be mindful and kind to others, and be mindful and kind to yourself.