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Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Virgo, hi-ho hi-ho, it’s off to work we go.  Is that the mantra that keeps you safe, happy, and pushing progress?  In October there will be an opportunity to squeeze more out of life than tangible project manifestation.

With the season of Libra, celestial influence brings balance and opportunity for the stoner Virgin.

Sure sure, I know stoner Virgo, your projects and in-depth dives into passionate endeavors feeds your soul.  So you might say.  In the second Fall month there will be a intangible opportunity to connect your outer terrestrial experience with your inner voice, and heart.

It is time this month to put “me time” down on your to-do list.  Toke time early in the month for a solo medicated meditative smoke session to contemplate what is missing from your terrestrial existence.  Use the sacred herb to connect your head with your soul.

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Focus your cannabis meditation on intangible aspects of life, not the tangible tasks of the terrestrial world.

This will mean different things to different Virgos.  Perhaps you’ve neglected your passion for hiking for far too long as you battle the daily grind within the economic system.  Perhaps this month you will be able to nap without internal or external judgement from yourself.  Perhaps this exercise in self fulfillment will entail sharing a joint, and a quiet evening, with a member of your personal cann-fam.

Use the sacred herb as your guide to explore your heart and your soul in ways you have neglected.  We all lose sight of our internal drives from time to time.

Use your cannabis copilot as a navigational guide to reconnect with yourself.

Internal care and self love will come at a great time this month my lovely Virgin.  Be sure to toke time with the sacred herb, and yourself, before the end of the first decade of October.  Because this wonderful period of healing and internal satisfaction will blend perfectly with the remaining time in the month.

After the first decade, October will consist of big bong rips with the ganja gang, and chatty joint sessions with the canna-crew.  You may not always find success within the canna-crowd.  But after a serious smoke-out focused on self love and internal repair, you will feel like a new you; ready to chop-it-up with the smoke circle, and move forward on the terrestrial plane with rebalanced targets and goals.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

What a long strange trip it’s been stoner Virgo.  The past is a memory.  The future is a dream.  The present is an illusion in between.

If the illusion gets a little squirrely this month, be prepared to lean on your cannabis copilot to appreciate the past, and manifest positivity in the future.  This exercise will allow you to see through the illusion with your third eye sight.

Chill stoner Virgo!  This is your illusion, but it is shared with your cannabis companions.  Often frustration and disappointment are born out of your expectations.

Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on reasonable management of expectations.  It is not the responsibility of your canna-crew to meet your expectations stoner Virgo.  This simple medicated meditation with cannabis could make all the difference between a positive illusion, and a dramatic nightmare in the first Fall month.

You like puzzles don’t you stoner Virgo?  Think of September as your own jigsaw.  Use the sacred herb to climb high above the terrestrial plane to see where all the pieces fit.  This higher perspective will allow you to see how you fit together with coworkers and the canna-fam.

Remember my stoner Virgin:  You are merely a piece in the grand puzzle.

There will be challenges during the month to prove your authenticity, and ability, within the broader smoke circle.  With a keen third eye toward your own expectations, and a high minded view of your place within the grand scheme, you will pass all cosmic tests.

The Full Moon on the 20th will mark a time to withdraw and assess where you are in between appreciation and manifestation.  Cosmic winds of chaos may be causing interference with communications between the canna-crew.  Sometimes the puzzle piece just doesn’t fit stoner Virgo.  Are you forcing it?

When frustration mounts, toke time with the sacred herb to find your strategic center.  Appreciate the past.  Manifest positivity in the future.  Get through the illusion of today.

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Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example:  An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?”  As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes work!

Don’t get caught up in making it look so easy.  You love it when the stars align to pave the way for a peaceful path ahead. But, you are equally excited when the cosmos has a little chaos in store.  You don’t seek out troubles stoner Virgo, yet you are willing, and ready, to face any challenge that you encounter during your terrestrial travels. 

Stoner Virgo, the secret to maintaining forward moving momentum this season will be to celebrate your setbacks as readily as your successes. Even when you miss your mark, or fail to cross the finish line, there is opportunity for growth. There are times when instead of letting go, it is better to lean into our mistakes.

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Meditating with the sweet soothing vapors of sensimilla will not just be helpful this month, it will be essential. Breath deep stoner Virgo. Inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and allow it to elevate your perspective. From this higher vantage point, you will be better poised to see the big picture.

It will be a challenge for the ever-ambitious stoner Virgo, but one of the most productive things you can do this month is to give yourself a break. You are the master of the daily grind, but right now you might be questioning what you’re moving toward. 

With the help of the sacred herb, and a set schedule for mindful medicated meditation, you will find your inspiration again. Solo smoke sessions will give you the space and setting for self-reflection, away from any outside forces or influences. 

After some much needed time spent alone, smoking out and looking inward, you will be eager to rejoin your fellow stoner Zodiac on their cosmic cannabis chronicles.  You will be ready again to rise to any unexpected detour or obstacle the Summer brings. But different from the tense, self-critical days early in the month, you’ll now know that it’s okay if you decide to puff puff and pass the first time around.  To try again later after you’ve given yourself more time to pause, puff, and prepare.