Stoner Virgo, the final Spring month may set up as a battle of ideas. Perhaps a conflict between natural traits and cosmic influence. Maybe even a debate between planning and action. The great news is that there is no better stoner star sign to have a contemplative debate with themselves more so than the stoner Virgo.
My sweet Virgin you will feel at home in May. Inward contemplation assisted by your cannabis copilot will come easy, and provide sparks of inspiration for action. However, use caution with high minded communications. These self reflected marijuana musings might not be ready for smoke circle consumption.
If simple conversations take a defensive or heated tone, step out to toke time to reflect. You are highly capable stoner Virgo, but an endless argument leads to a dead end of frustration every time.
Thus the debate of the month becomes like that stoney Clash classic, Should I Stay or Should I Go. Your natural trait, and universal influence, will favor a contemplative stoner Virgo with planning smoke sessions in solitude. But a brisk cosmic breeze of social energy will tempt the Virgin to the flame of smoke circle dynamics.
There will be times to share a joint, and a philosophical exploration. There will be times to forgo challenging topics with cannabis companions. And there will be times to jump into the smoke circle, but keep your secrets and plans to yourself.
It’s all up to you stoner Virgo. Trust yourself. Trust the sacred herbal influence. And trust your connection to the universe.
Stoner Virgo, did you miss Valentine’s Day in February? Perhaps the calendars are off. The New Moon on March second is possibly your second chance at Valentine’s love.
For partnered Virgos this means a chance at rekindling that old spark that lit the flame of the relationship. Toke the opportunity to burn a bowl with your love. Light the cannabis connection that assisted companionship.
For single Virgos this New Moon marks a moment for new possibilities. You are entering a phase of opportunity for cannabis companionship. Inhale the positive machinations of the sacred herb, and blow out the spark of manifestation.
Perhaps the February time period was more stagnant than you would prefer my lovely Virgin. March will be the month of self motivation, and you are certainly capable of this task.
There are times to burn philosophical sacred bowls, and contemplate free-will versus destiny. And there are times spark-up the divine inspiration contained within the magic of the sacred herb. Get up and get moving stoner Virgo! It’s all up to you right now.
Enjoy the month. It gets off to a memorable emotional tone. But then the bounty of benefits throughout the month all fall within your sphere of understanding and motivation.
Associate action with smoke sessions. Focus on health and body more so than heady contemplations of life, the universe, and everything. As all things fall into place by month’s end. Perhaps you will truly be able to question if your conscious actions got you there, or if it were destiny all along.
Stoner Virgo, in January you might have broken down with a tear or two; all within the same motion of flipping into a joker meme. What a wild ride January was. What a blessing it is to feel all those emotions. What a time to be alive.
Maybe you look back at January as grabbing a hold of a lightning bolt, and channeling the power. Maybe you see it like peeing on an electric fence, and feeling the power! No matter what you think about the first month of 2022; that bowl is cached.
Slow you roll early in the month. Toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb. A nice balanced hybrid should do nicely. Don’t go too deep with this meditative smoke session stoner Virgo. Keep it light.
Focus on navigation my stoner Virgin. Catch your bearings. Coming out of a period like the one you just passed through is destabilizing. You will need to be kind to yourself, and allow your internal systems to balance.
This initial light medicated meditation is so important to set the tone for February. You have so much skill, discipline, and tenacity stoner Virgo. You will only need a little nudge from a nug to get you back into the groove.
Finally, take close care of loved ones in your immediate family. In this day-and-age doctors appointments can bring anxiety, but neglecting health concerns only passes the bowl. In the smoke circle of life, the bowl always comes back to you.
Stoner Virgo, here … we …. GO! The adventure of 2021 is now a memory. We march forward into 2022 with everything we contain within. A new year to manifest our vision and being on our great terrestrial plane.
Our sacred herb is a large part of how we see the landscape in front of us. Our cannabis copilot opens the doors to reality. It enhances our third eye to see possibilities.
Know thyself stoner Virgo. Often, vision isn’t your deficit. You can create wonderful visions of manifestation, and march like a soldier to your canna-inspired destiny.
But do you pack more than you can smoke? Be honest stoner Virgo. Has a dream of destiny created a mountain of tasks in the past? Do you sometimes grind up more than you can burn down?
Drive, ambition, and creativity all must be tempered by perspective, humility, and honesty.
Use your cannabis copilot this month to slow down time. Through regular and moderate meditations with the sacred herb, take a second look at your ambitious plans from a higher perspective.
This medicated meditative task throughout the month will help you find balance my stoner Virgin. The goal in life is not to pack the biggest bowl, it’s to enjoy the herb. Don’t load what you can’t or shouldn’t smoke. The process will be more fulfilling, and you might find more enjoyment in a higher quality manifestation. Chill stoner Virgo. You got this.
