Series: Aquarius Stoner Horoscope

Air Sign – The Water-Bearer – January 20 – February 18
The stoner Aquarius is the fired up activist within the smoke circle. They are the stoner star sign most likely to bring conspiracy theories to the smoke session conversation. Although eccentric and nonconformist in their lifestyle and attitude, the stoner Aquarius is always ready to match bowls and toke time for others.

The stoner water-bearer always keeps a portable smoke kit on hand. They never know when a protest might break out, or the next turn in their eccentric adventure. These terrestrial tokers are considered aloof by many star signs. With all the large changes required in the world, who has time for pleasantries!

The Bubba Kush Indica strain is a perfect match for the complex Aquarius. Large perspectives and elaborate concepts are not lost on this stoner. However, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can ground the stoner Aqaurius, and help them to slow down to appreciate immediate surroundings.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aquarius most who know you would consider you to be a generally open minded being. But this June, with a little help from the sacred herb, and a few meditative smoke sessions, you will be able to fully awaken your third eye sight.

Whether you are working on an important project at work, or picking up on the vibes of your cannabis companions during your weekly smoke sesh, your enhanced attention to even the smallest details will be a big help to everyone.

Just be careful my burdened Water-Bearer. Even if you are seeing things clearly from a lifted perspective, you don’t want your confidence and clarity to come across as being condescending.

Sometimes it takes passing the peace pipe around the circle a few times in order to get everyone on the same level. These are the times when the connection of cannabis can help to calm everyone, and be the catalyst needed to open the lines of communication.

Just be aware stoner Aquarius: There may be a few conversations this season that should be more talking and less toking. Be on the lookout for a partner-in-chronic whose vibe is feeling a little off.

You might be ready to blaze into the Summer sesh. Ready to pack the pipe, grab your sticky stash, and hit the open road. Maybe it’s to light up at your favorite smoke spot for old times’ sake. Or, perhaps you’re feeling adventurous and have no particular destination in mind.

However, there is someone in your inner smoke circle who isn’t quite prepared for the hot and hazy days of Summer ahead. Rest assured stoner Aquarius, this person will get their groove back, in no small part because of your kind words and listening ear. But, while it’s great to supply a bud loving buddy with good green, just remember sometimes being a good friend is all that a person really needs.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

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They say April showers bring May flowers. And you can be certain this month, stoner Aquarius, will be full of all kinds of flowers! The kind that smell good, the kind you smoke, and the kind that smell good when you smoke them!

While other signs are trying to feel their way through the lingering cosmic clouds this Spring, you will get to light up and breathe easy throughout the rest of the season. Stoner Aquarius, you have the Sun to thank for the warming days, but this month, it is the celestial alignment that ensures this May will be a chronically good one.

Stoner Aquarius, since you will be the one whose spirit feels light and shines bright, it will be up to you to serve as a gleaming guide to your fellow terrestrial cannanauts. Your positivity will be a beacon of calm to all your road weary cannabis companions. Allow your shining aura to show them the way to a more peaceful destination. And if any of your cannabis companions do fall behind, they will always find their way back by following the scent of that sweet sinsemilla.

You don’t have to wait for summer to hit the trails my wandering Water Bearer. If the sun is shining, you should be out exploring! Grab your travel piece, some grade-A ganja, and take your stoney sessions back to your favorite outdoors smoke spots.

The Full Moon happens on the 16th this month. It will be a great night to get together with all your partners-in-chronic to celebrate the Lunar Eclipse. You don’t have to go wild stoner Aquarius, just toke the time to light up, look to the sky, and let everyone’s troubles float away with the smoke.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aquarius, if in March you finally felt like you were heating up, April finds you blazing bright, and moving full speed ahead. It’s no longer about breaking out of your funk, this month the goal is to keep your groove growing.

The winning recipe this season is pretty simple: Keep doing more of what’s been working, and let the things that aren’t flowing, float away with the smoke.

This includes sticking with the strains that uplift and invigorate you, while avoiding those that call you back to the sluggish sanctuary of your couch.

It all depends upon the kind of motivation you are looking for my ambitious Water-Bearer. Here are a few strains to seek out and toke up this month, depending upon your mood!

Super Lemon Haze: For when you are looking for inspiration, or wanting to unleash your creativity. Just like biting into the most sour citrus fruit, this strain will have you feeling invigorated and thinking: ‘What can’t I do?!’

Strawberry Cough Diesel: Don’t be fooled by the name, this strain can be an amazingly smooth smoke. Stoner Aquarius you can expect a full-bodied warm feeling leaving you maximally relaxed, while also freeing your mind to soar to new heights.

Harlequin GDP: A personal favorite, and recommendation for those who have been skeptical of Sativa dominant varieties in the past. Never too racy, this strain is an excellent specimen for when you are looking for that ‘mellow yellow’ kind of vibe. This one is for when you want to get in the zone without feeling overzealous.

Of course, stoner Aquarius, you can smoke any kind and variety of cannabis you want. But, if I could offer one piece of advice this month it would be: No matter what dutchie you choose to puff on, know that it will be even better when you get to pass it to a cannabis companion sitting on your left-hand side.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aquarius, if your cannabis companions want to find you this month, all they will have to do is look up! It may be true that you’ve been toking it low and slow up to this point, but as long as you aim for the stars, you will find yourself blazing to new heights in March.

Your upward trajectory will have your fellow terrestrial travelers watching you closely. Don’t fret my judicious Water-Bearer, observers might have red-eyes, but their stares aren’t critical. Actually, it is quite the opposite; you will have the admiring gazes of all who come into your orbit.

Because of this universal admiration, you will have the opportunity to raise up those around you. So, you will need to lead by example stoner Aquarius.

This means top shelf buds only this month! You don’t want others to see you smoking sad, shwaggy green. Remember, my chronic-loving Aquarius: Friends don’t let their cannabis companions smoke bunk weed!

In fact, accumulating the best green bud will coincide with a cosmic mission to collect green paper as well. It takes effort to accumulate the sacred green as well as the matrix money. But you are up to the challenge stoner Aquarius.

With all the prosperity you can expect this March, it will be important to remember the sacred stoner mantra: Sharing IS caring.

Be mindful of your spending stoner Aquarius. You don’t need to go overboard and burn through your stash and savings just to please others. The point is to help when you can. To share a bowl with those who find their own stash jar low, or to cover the pizza when your partner-in-chronic has had a long week, and just need a night of great ganja and good people.

Whatever you do this month, be sure to pay it forward stoner Aquarius. Now is your time to shine, but you never know when you will be the one who will need that kindness repaid.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Aquarius, have you ever been smoking your preroll, inhaling the sweet vapors of the sacred sinsemilla, only to start coughing because you realized you smoked it down so much that you had started burning into the paper crutch?

January was much like this: it started off smooth, fulfilling and enjoyable. But you may have burned too hot, too quickly and by the end of the month you found yourself out of energy with an empty stash jar.

Stoner Aquarius, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as you were highly successful in lifting the spirits of those around you. You shared your bright aura and good ganja with all of your fellow tokin’ terrestrials. You spread good vibes and shared high times with those in your orbit who really needed help rising above rough times.

You don’t need to change your attitude or your optimism my water-pipe bearer, just try to slow your roll a little as you move through February.

Right now, you will need to swing your focus from serving others to self-care. Spend whatever time you need to rest and recharge your own cosmic spacesuit stoner Aquarius.

Because health and healing are the goal, Indica dominant strains should be your go-to ganja selection during this season. Of course, you can seek out the consciousness-expanding Sativas when it is spiritual healing you want to focus on, but overall relaxation and recreation should be your highest priority.

Don’t worry though stoner Aquarius, low-key doesn’t mean you have to be lazy or that the month will be lame. You can still join your cannabis companions to share a joint or two, or enjoy late night bong rips with your best buds. Just don’t neglect your solo smoke sessions.

You have an exciting and fulfilling year ahead where you will play the role of ganja guru, guiding your partners-in-chronic on countless endo-adventures. So, my stoner Aquarius, toke it easy now so your fire doesn’t burn out before you reach your final destination.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Aquarius January will be a month of personal revelations. As the new year begins, the universe will be sending positive waves of personal growth.

What a wonderful way to start the year my curious WaterBearer. Open your stash jar. Inhale the consciousness expanding gifts of the sacred herb. Open yourself to the positivity flowing into your being.

The cannabis strain does not matter this month stoner Aquarius. Toke time throughout the month to sink deep within when you spark a bowl to get lifted.

Your curiosity for outward puzzles will turn inward this month. Don’t fight the feeling to find secluded moments for solo smoke sessions. Use your cannabis copilot to guide your inquiry within. There is still so much to learn about yourself stoner Aquarius.

This medicated meditative practice of self inquiry will be as illuminating as the Sun bringing warm rays on a cold day. With self discovery, the terrestrial plane, and the broader smoke circle, will be unveiled with new sight. That should make solving terrestrial puzzles so much easier!

Warning Stoner Aquarius: The positive cosmic vibes will illuminate your aura this month. It will seem as if your fellow terrestrial astronauts see you in a new light. Like a magnet with positive attraction, be ready for people to gravitate toward you. But you must find your inner chill stoner Aquarius. Frivolous escapades will take you off your progressive mission this month.

Find new discoveries within, and allow your inner voice to sing.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Aquarius, like many of your four-twenty friendly peers, you may look back on the past eleven months wondering, ‘what just happened?!’ How is it that a year can seem so long, and also like it was January just three months ago?

With the final days of 2021 upon us, you may be torn between making the most of it by going out in a blaze of glory, or by smoking endless bowls from the comfort of your couch.

Stoner Aquarius, the best answer is a bit of both.

You don’t want to commit yourself to couchlock too early in the month, and miss out on the final endo-excursions of 2021. There will always be those partners-in-chronic with endless energy who are ready anytime to journey to a remote recreational smoke spot.

You don’t have to join every adventure. You can let your cannabis companions make the plans and when you want, simply pack some snacks, bring some green, and join them for the ride.

Remember, my indecisive Water-Pipe Bearer, you can reserve the right to pass on the grass if you’re not feeling particularly social that day.

Because you can’t always predict what the day will bring, or how energetic you will be feeling, you should stick consistently to hybrid strains this season. If you stray too far into Sativa dominant territory, you may over exert yourself with ambition, only to need more time spent on recovery.

Go too deep into the Indica heavy strains, and you may deplete your motivation. Missing out on the fun, and finding yourself later saying: ‘I should have just gone!’

Stoner Aquarius, with new strains being created and hyped seemingly every other week, it can be hard to know which to pick. Now is not the time to play herbal roulette and end up smoking something that throws off your delicate groove. I say, stay with the sticky classic hybrids like Chemdog, OG Kush, or the tried and true, frosty White Widow.

Since you can’t be quite sure of what vibe the next moment will bring, you want to avoid the intensity of radical highs and lows. This month, seek balance and just stick to the middle path.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Aquarius, when given the choice between smoking the roaches, or a fresh bowl, who wouldn’t choose to go with the good green? Make sure you apply the same logic when deciding your schedule as you head into the final stretch of 2021. You want to be able to start the New Year working on new endeavors, not wasting time hurrying to finish yesterday’s to-do list.

Throughout the month, pay close attention to your cosmic spacesuit stoner Aquarius. In order to make sure the future you is energized and ready to grind, you have to make sure you are taking care of what your mind and body needs in the present.

The best prescription for finishing up the year on a high note, is to make sure your herbal medicine cabinet includes a variety of strains: Indica, Sativa and Hybrids. The sacred herb is as diverse in it’s forms as the effects it can induce.

There is a strain for every occasion, but remember that not every strain will be right for every occasion.

My diligent Water-Bearer, when it is time to get things done, select the uplifting and inspiring Sativa cannabis species. Stick to classics like Super Silver Haze when you know that you have a full and fast paced day ahead. Sour Diesel is good for those moments when you want to let your mind get lost in the clouds of imagination, but don’t necessarily want to become too hazy, in case your daydreaming gets interrupted with pertinent business.

Stoner Aquarius when it’s time to relax and recharge your cosmic spacesuit, Indica is the best way to go. Fall back and fire up anything Kush: Whether it’s the ancient Afghan Kush or that true original, OG Kush. If you want something classic, yet modern, there’s always the LA Confidential cannabis strain.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: Only toke-up the most relaxing version of the sacred herb when you have plenty of time on your hands. Otherwise you may find yourself having to clear your calendar when you find yourself more chill than you expected.

But, if you find that this month requires a more middle-of-the-road approach, you should definitely have plenty of cannabis hybrids on hand. Even when we plan out every moment, our cosmic adventure can be filled with roadblocks and detours, pleasing highs and unwanted lows. Those well balanced buds, that can be both healing and heady, are always a safe choice when you’re not sure what may lie ahead.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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It’s October stoner Aquarius! The first full month of Fall. The days are growing shorter while the trees are shedding their leaves in anticipation of the frosty winter blanket they will soon be wearing. As you look around you will notice most others in your orbit are stocking up their stash jars, pulling out their warmer wardrobe, and generally preparing to be holed up in their smokey sanctuaries until the Sun returns.

But not you stoner Aquarius. You might switch out your rope sandals for cozy mukluks, trade your bathing suit for the warmth of your comfy hoodie, and make sure that your own stash is both frosty and FULL; but you have no plans of letting a little cold or cloudy weather slow your roll this month!

While your more complacent cannabis cohorts may be content spending hours on the couch binging shows, you will be busy making moves and manifesting the change you want to see.

Remember this on your stellar journey: Sometimes it is the changes you can’t see which will be the most significant.

You play the role of the mindful marijuana mediator, and cannabis confidant to the smoke circle. You are there for the canna-fam. Whether they just need someone to share a bowl with, or a sounding board of empathy, your well-balanced wisdom is appreciated.

But, this month stoner Aquarius, before you start in on your selfless service of others, you have to ask yourself a most quintessential question: What do YOU need?

This season, it is your turn under the magnifying glass. Not only in a critical light, but with a contemplative gaze, and constructive intent. You are always ready with sage advice for others, but identifying and working through your own emotions can feel like a foreign concept.

This month you must toke time for self. Maybe you are contemplating a substantial switch up; like changing your occupation or career path. It could be as simple as diversifying your smoking credentials by switching from Indica to Sativa strains. Or, something somewhere in between; like telling your cannabis companion that you just need a little more space.

Toke time for solo smoke sessions to calm and clear your mind. Just you, the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe.

My well-meaning Water Bearer, by no means should you skip out on social smoke circles, or actively avoid helping your cannabis companions grow and rise above. Just make sure you are putting in the care required to make your own garden flourish and thrive.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aquarius, you are familiar with, and likely partake in, some form of annual Spring cleaning. How about the concept of Fall foundation building? Are you ready? It might sound like it’s still a long way away, but just like objects in the mirror, 2022 is much closer than it appears!

After the past few months spent on the grind: Working, playing and toking in equal measure. You may be tempted to light up, kick back, and slow your roll as you move through September. While you have certainly earned a few celebratory bowls for all you accomplished during the simmering Summer season. But at the risk of harshing your high, my dear stoner Aquarius, I must forewarn that there is still much to be done.

Even if you are feeling satisfied with the spiritual and financial progress you have recently achieved, now is the time to plant the seeds for the prosperity you want to manifest in the future.

In the early days of the month, it will be important to take a physical and mental inventory of everything from the levels of your stash, to your bank account balances, to recent accomplishments, and even current goals. Instead of planting yourself on the couch, resigned to hiding from the oncoming cold in the safety of your smokey oasis, find what inspires you stoner Aquarius. Find what ignites your inner spark, and motivates you to keep it growin’ and groovin’.

Just be sure to not take yourself too seriously my judicious Water-Bearer. You will definitely see a great harvest from all the effort and energy you invest into your worthwhile endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a counterbalance to your daily terrestrial discipline. Toke time to relax with a freshly packed bowl, or a topshelf pre-roll, to recharge your cosmic spacesuit. These marijuana moments are all that is needed to maintain your upward trajectory.

It will take effort and focus to strike a balance between imagining infinite possibilities for the future, and transferring the diligent work into fully realized results. Big dreams and high aspirations are a great start, but they don’t amount to much if you never take action to make them happen.

Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are in the captain’s chair: YOU are the only one who is in control of your cosmic spacesuit. YOU decide how far or how high you fly.

No one else can force you to aim higher. No one else can hold you down.

So, if you decide to take a break from reaching for the stars, that is okay. Just know that when you shoot for the moon, even if you don’t make it, the view will be all the more spectacular from greater heights.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Aquarius, you have spent the first months of Summer doing what you do best: Helping all of your closest cannabis companions to weather the cosmic storms, and maintaining cooler heads in the face of increased tension and turmoil.

You don’t have to completely abandon your friends when they’re in need, but during the remaining Summer days of August, you should focus more on manifesting and maintaining your own peace.

The days of dropping what you’re working on to help your partners-in-chronic work through their issues are over. Light one up stoner Aquarius, and let go of the guilty feelings that you have to be the one who fixes everything. Once you have freed yourself from the self-inflicted sense of obligation to others, you will be able to lean wholeheartedly into your own passion projects.

Remember my burdened Water-Bearer, self-care isn’t selfish. There might be a brief adjustment period as you make your own well-being a higher priority, but with a little cannabis propelled perseverance you will find your ganja-guided-groove soon enough.

Without having to keep watch over all of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, you will be able to turn your sights to the wider, wondrous world around you. Get up and get out there stoner Aquarius.

Maybe you take an extra day off to escape to the beach for a roast on the coast. Or, perhaps you’d prefer to keep it as local as the couch in your living room, and enjoy a marijuana and munchies fueled stoner movie marathon. It really doesn’t matter what you choose to do, as long as you toke a little time for yourself.

Don’t worry stoner Aquarius, not all of your smoke sessions have to be solo. All the energy and optimism you invest into your own well being is sure to attract the gaze of that special type of cannabis companion.

Perhaps it’s your undeniably vibrant, groovy vibes emanating into the cosmos? Or maybe it’s the sweet scent of those sticky buds you’re tokin’ on that will attract those hazy eyes your way? Stoner Aquarius, whether you are single or already have a partner, this month, you are certain to be packing more than just one bowl.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Aquarius throughout the month you are sure to be a cool oasis for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts journeying throughout the hot, hazy days of July. Being in your presence will be as refreshing as the first sip of water after hours spent melting in the sun; as invigorating as the first puff after an extended tolerance break. You can expect the other stoner star signs to seek out your rejuvenating waters.

Others might be looking for refuge from the blazing sun, but you are ready to soak up some rays, and light up those jays! It doesn’t matter if your destination is a far-off secluded smoke spot by the sea, or a familiar trail close to home; any moment enjoying some good trees in the great outdoors will be time well spent.

The only thing greater than your need to be out in nature, will be your desire for social interaction.

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You will need to stock up your stash jars early in the month stoner Aquarius. If you show up to a partner-in-chronic’s smoke circle, you want to be ready to match bowls. And if you’re the host of the hotbox, you want to make sure you have enough cannabis to ensure everyone reaches the next level. Nothing will end the smoke session early like running out of the sticky sensimilla before maximum liftoff is achieved.

There is one word of caution this month stoner Aquarius: Don’t let your eagerness to be the friend with weed result in you being the friend in need.

You are always ready to help your cannabis companions. Whether it be a listening ear when the daily grind is wearing them down, or to celebrate the big milestones during times of flourishing growth. But, this also means that you are often prone to putting your own needs behind those of others.

Amidst all of your endo-excursions and being the cool-headed cannabis confidant to your fellow stoner star signs, don’t forget to toke time to relax and rejuvenate your own spirit.

Stoner Aquarius could find themselves reaching for the peace pipe with the canna-crew before the month is over. Balancing the Water-Bearer positivity with their cannabis cohorts, and spending enough time on self-care, may unintentionally cause others to feel neglected. Let the sacred herb be the catalyst for communication. Remember stoner Aquarius, those who are willing to pass the pipe to one another will always be able to rise above, and let any hard feelings pass them by.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aquarius Summer is finally here! But the newfound solar influence this month will be accompanied by a cosmic conundrum of sorts. Perhaps this will be the perfect puzzle to keep your inquisitive mind occupied. With your cannabis copilot connecting your mind, body, and spirit, this month is sure to be an adventure. Ah yes my stoner Water-Bearer, an intoxicating escapade for a trippy stoner. Just another great month in the grand mystery of life.

There are a couple key aspects that can unlock the power of the cosmos in June. Mercury will be in retrograde for a large portion of the month. While this celestial influence usually comes with roadblocks and speed bumps on the terrestrial road of life, it will also create a unique circumstance for you, stoner Aquarius. You are always thinking. Nuance of ideas, breadth of subjects, and creativity in application, are all hallmarks of your eccentric thought processes. This hyper aware sense of existence will be accentuated in June as creativity and analysis blend together in a knot of dialectic.

Stoner Aquarius, use the sacred herb to slow down your racing mind so that you might catch the most pertinent and progressive creative thoughts as they race by. Your daily driver should be an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain this month. Find your inner chill to brush off the nuisances of our physical world during the period of retrograde; but embrace the manic creative thought process rushing internally. “Journalling” is an action that can be quite illuminating for any stoner as they try to connect the internal spirit with an outward projection. But this term is too narrow for your mission in the first Summer month. Think of “journaling” more broadly. Use any and all tools at your disposal to catch those important thoughts, and manifest them in the physical world. A phone app, scratch paper, sketch pad, or even a recording device could all be great tools to help you organize your stoner thoughts and creative inspirations. Some sort of dictation tool like those examples should be just as important in your smoker’s travel kit as a lighter or your favorite piece.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: The creative internal musing of June will be a solo trip. Other stoner star signs will have their own personal dilemmas with Mercury retrograde. You are usually a difficult stoner to keep up with in the smoke circle. The June time period will intensify your eccentric nature from the perspective of the canna-crew. There will be a lot going on in that investigative stoner brain of yours. Keep those racing puzzle pieces to yourself. Perhaps you will be able to share your creative endeavors once the big picture is found. Your June cannabis contemplations could become chronic stories on stoney adventures later in the Summer.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Aquarius, May will be a month of modernization. This will be true in almost all facets of life, from material possessions to spiritual betterment. Spring cleaning is in full swing my stoner Water-Bearer. It’s time to purge your closet to make room for Summer gear, and more modern hippie fashion. Of course tie dye never goes out of style, so be sure to keep the classics. While you may find yourself going through old clothes or refurbishing your stoney sanctuary, you should also look inwards to see if there is anything you would be better off without. Maybe you’ve been holding onto mementos from a past relationship, or reminiscing more than you used to about ‘the good ol’ days.’ Stoner Aquarius, it’s okay to look back fondly on times gone by, but don’t live in the past. Right now is the time to light up, let go, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney story.

Get ready stoner Aquarius, because work will be a period of great and green growth! The seeds that you planted early in the year are beginning to sprout; and other projects will be ready to transition out of a vegetative state into full flower. Take time in the first days of the month to prioritize projects, and coordinate a plan of action with your team. Stoner Aquarius, a good gardener will time their crops so they can manage the workload, and so that not everything is ready to harvest all at once. You don’t want to lose momentum or become overwhelmed in the final stretch because you were unprepared for such big yields. So pace yourself stoner Aquarius. You’ve put in the work, and you want to make sure you get the appropriate reward!

Being the sociable creature that you are, you are never in short supply of friends or fellow cannabis connoisseurs to toke with. However, this month you will discover that it is the quality of your connections which matters most, not how many people are in your smoke circle. It is no secret that your charisma attracts all kinds of terrestrial travelers; you can vibe with pretty much anyone. But, what ignites your interest stoner Aquarius? Seek out your fellow stoner star signs who hold similar passions and curiosities. When you share your time, and your stash, with your closest cannabis connections, you will be free to be your creative and quirky self. So let down your guard, roll up a joint, and prepare to explore ever higher highs with your favorite chronic-loving companions.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aquarius the second month of Spring will bring nothing but good vibes. A sense of comfort, safety, and security will fill you like the perfect hit of our sacred herb from your favorite piece. Settle into the warm cozy feelings washing over you my stoner Water-Bearer. Now is the time to focus on the here and now. Don’t let the mistakes of the past, or worries of the future, cloud the blessings the cosmos is offering in this moment. It’s called the present for a reason, stoner Aquarius; so pack the bowl, breathe deep, and graciously accept the gifts currently in front of you.

Stoner Aquarius, this month is going to reward all the hard work you’ve been putting in with some much needed time to relax. Solo smoke sessions should be a priority. Load the stash jar with your favorite strain, and toke some time to process everything that is happening. An essential aspect of self-care this month will include endo-excursions in nature. Meditating with the sacred herb while enjoying the majesty of our terrestrial mother will help you appreciate the positive energy all around you.

Stoner Aquarius another important aspect to April will be your internal confidence. Continue to follow your intuition. Set realistic long term expectations in the work sphere, and focus on teamwork with the canna-crew. Be mindful and present with positivity at heart. Instead of getting upset with somebody who failed to meet a deadline or couldn’t do the job up to your standards, ask them how you can help. You are naturally a good collaborator. Remind your partners in chronic that you are all on the same team. Future periods may become more challenging; so take April as the calm before the storm. Being on top of your schedule will be pivotal if you want to overcome your limitations my stoner Water-Bearer. You may have a tendency to rush through things, but it’s important this month to remember that great things take a while to come to fruition. It’s for that reason that we all must learn to enjoy the here and now.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aquarius those who know you may call you many things: Independent, cleverly quirky, determined, and assertive. One word that will never be used to describe is conformist. No, you dance to the beat of your own unique drum. You blaze the smoky trails others are too unimaginative or too timid to traverse. Be sure to plan out the itinerary for your March travels early in the month. Although you are a spontaneous, and a free-spirited wild child, your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts may not always be so adventurous. As long as your partners in chronic know where they’re strolling, and know what you’re smoking, they will be down to brave the trip with you.

My stoner Water-Bearer, you don’t have to wait for the new season to make meaningful moves. If you’ve been contemplating a career change, or applying for a position higher up in your current company, go for it! You have the intellect, charm, and ability to make it to the next level; and help to raise up the rest of the team too. Even if you are feeling good with where you are in your career stoner Aquarius, there’s nothing wrong with a side hustle to help you earn a little more green. Whether your motivation is more money, or simply the satisfaction of creating something, you have the potential this month to turn your passion projects into profit. Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your place in the grand scheme of our economic machine. While your creative energy might be at an all time high, and you have an abundance of ideas you could pursue, pick your top two or three ideas, and focus on those. If you don’t narrow your focus, and actually start creating, you may reach the end of the month with nothing to show but daydreams and big ideas.

Stoner Aquarius you will feel your energy and optimism swell until they finally overflow on the Spring equinox. The last ten days of March you might find yourself overwhelmed, but in a good way. With so many ideas for creative endeavors, and seemingly infinite desire to manifest them, don’t forget to make time to just unwind. Lighting up a fresh bowl with your closest cannabis companions can help to calm the mind, and restore the spirit. And those hazy conversations in smoke filled rooms at night may just spark clear inspiration for your next grand undertaking ahead.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Oh happy day stoner Aquarius! It feels as if things have been aligning quite nicely since the start of this year. February 2021 begins in the middle of your birth season. Can you feel the universe blessing you? This is a great time to indulge in a few solo medicated meditative smoke sessions. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to shed new light on your personality, appearance, and sense of self. Sink deep within yourself, and listen to the wisdom of our terrestrial herbal guide.

Stoner Aquarius February is inviting you to be more creative. Toke time with the sweet sensimilla. Allow it to inspire you to establish the budget you’ve been contemplating, or perhaps even find a new way to earn money. As we near the end of the month, we officially bring the stoner Aquarius season to a close. This has likely left you feeling quite introspective with things relating to money and material possessions. Though you think about these terrestrial conundrums often stoner Water-Bearer, you rarely speak of them outwardly. Open yourself up to the possibilities as the winds of change blow through the clouds of smoke this month. Perhaps you need a solo endo-excursion to gain the perfect perspective. As February comes to a close, the full moon on the 27th will provide illumination to the path ahead. This bright light will enable matters surrounding your life force, spiritual transformations, and other mystical topics to feel much more easily discussed. This is the perfect time to load the peace pipe, get organized, and shed the excess weight you may be holding regarding any past debts, or misunderstandings with your cannabis companions.

Stoner Aquarius, things relating to your home and domestic life may feel as if they are creeping along much more slowly than you’d like. Try not to worry. Instead, toke time to breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and apply reasonable expectations. Doing so will allow you to think outside the box, and innovate, while keeping your stoner wanderings intellectual and on point. You’ll likely find yourself capable of changing things up without becoming too emotionally invested. This is precisely what you need right now. So, stoner Water-Bearer, spark one up, take charge, and watch the good vibes and great ideas surround you and your canna fam this month.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Aquarius the beginning of 2021 will bring confident winds of change, if you are willing to sail into adventure. Although terrestrial escapades always sound nice as you plan smoke circles in distant smoke spots, the adventure of January will have more to do with reignition of internal flames of attitude and spirit.

First stoner Aquarius, toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus this solo smoke session on forgiveness. We all feel, and often succumb to, the societal pressures of our terrestrial world. Perhaps you have fallen asleep as you floated within the collective stream of consciousness. Perhaps you have relented to the pressure imposed by your fellow terrestrial astronauts. It is time to forgive yourself for any internal angst you feel about your attitude or outward motion within the stoner herd.

Now that you have put any internal grievance behind you, it is time to look ahead. Use the reflective power of the sacred herb to reignite those independent drives within you stoner Aquarius. Part of what makes you great are the aspects that make you stand out from the crowd. Bob Marley once said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s time you embrace your independent streak once again my eccentric Water-Bearer.

Now with forgiveness and re-emergence complete, look around and bask in the canna-fam surrounding you. Your best buds have always loved the unique qualities you embrace. Now that you have embraced your internal drives, once again your aura will be bright and electric. This is the exact time when new cannabis companions will gravitate toward your bright glow. Fill your stash jar with the Double Dream cannabis strain for the month. This bright happy hybrid will enhance your internal confidence as you re-emerge from your societal shell And this sacred strain will keep you chatting it up with new smoke circle acquaintances. I can’t wait to see what funky fresh fashion styles you come up with stoner Aquarius. Enjoy the month, and most importantly, enjoy yourself.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Aquarius December will be mostly breezy with chances of easy. Your natural astrological stoner traits will serve you well as the month unfolds with celestial influence catered to your stoner nature. This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

In the first half you need to let the natural flow of life take you on a blissful adventure. All cannabis varieties are open to fill up your stash jar. But make sure it is full because there will be plenty of opportunities to match bowls with the larger smoke circle. Lean into this blessed period with outward experience. Canna-fam and smoke circle acquaintances will notice, and appreciate, the golden aura surrounding you. It’s only natural because you are such a likable stoner, and the cosmic influence will only accentuate this quality. However, stoner Aquarius, be forewarned: Even though you have a lot to say, and plenty of people listening, that does not mean you should say it all! The only thing that can derail this positive period is loose lips regarding sensitive topics. Be smart, and be kind.

Stoner Aquarius toke time with the sacred herb on the 14th of December. Celebrate the New Moon with reflective remembrance of cloudy rooms and stoner stories. Marinate in a smoked out solo session baked in positivity about all the communal blessings in your life.

In the second half of the month life might get a bit more serious. Pack bowls with energizing Sativa strains of the sacred herb. The keys to this period will be focus, clarity, and creativity. There may be more unknowns and directional decisions after the New Moon, but with the proper care of attention, and creative solutions, progress should be earned.

A great month awaits stoner Aquarius! A nice float through the terrestrial plane with your cannabis cohorts in the first half; and a creative progressive journey in the second half. Just remember: Grind well, roll tight, and hang loose this month. Always a great prescription for success.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Aquarius you may find yourself feeling heavy and worn down in the first days of November. This is likely the result of simply trying to do too much. Past Summer passion projects that have piled up, unfinished, now seem more like burdens instead of creative challenges. There is a remedy to this lingering weight: Light one up, and let go stoner Aquarius. Meditate with the sacred herb often in the first decade of November. Use this time with magical marijuana to reflect, and reorganize your priorities. Redirect your efforts into the endeavors you deem worthwhile, and let go of the rest. By the New Moon of the 14th your spirits will feel lighter, and your outlook noticeably higher.

Work and personal spheres may overlap in November. Those stoner Aquarians who are fortunate enough to get to toke with their coworkers will have the option of collaborating on and off the clock. In fact, some of the most innovative ideas might arise from smoky sessions outside of the office. Just make sure someone is taking notes stoner Aquarius. You don’t want to let that flash of stoner genius turn into this phrase, “what-were-we-just-talking-about?” Even those who have to keep their smokin lifestyle on the down low can benefit during this time period by bringing their professional and four-twenty-friendly contacts together. It’s always nice to share a bowl or two amongst friends. But sometimes the best cure for the wear and tear of the weekly grind is sharing a laugh, and a smile, with those we care about most.

After the New Moon, you will be blazing hot and high stoner Aquarius. Once you find your cosmic groove, your only mission will be to keep the good vibes flowing. The secret is to keep it simple. Find strains that will keep you grounded, yet energized. Longtime classics like Blue Dream or Sour Diesel can help lift your mood during the lows, and elevate the good days even higher. It is especially important during these moments of bliss that you keep an eye on your closest cannabis companions. Not everyone around you will achieve such great heights this month. But, luckily you will have enough serenity to share my kind Water-Bearer. Whether it means packing a pick-me-up bowl, or simply sitting in smokey silence listening. It doesn’t always have to be something big, stoner Aquarius, sometimes the only action required is to do your best to pay it forward!

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Aquarius you may enter October feeling less sure of the direction you are headed. When your bearings are lost, keep this montra in mind: Do it for you! You are great at sharing and caring. You are one who easily puts your own needs second to those of others. In October remember my stoner Water-Bearer, it’s not selfish, it’s strategic. If you need to pass on the communal smoke session so you can spend some time alone with just you and the sacred herb, do it! It’s okay to tell your best buds that they can join you on the next adventure; this time you just need to toke one on the trails by yourself. Breathe easy stoner Aquarius, those who are truly your partners-in-chronic will understand this need, and will be waiting with a freshly packed bowl when you return.

Stoner Aquarius the benefits of your solitary endo-excursions will be most noticeable to those in the workplace. Your renewed air of optimism, and your increased confidence will have everyone you work with wanting to be your partner on the next big project. It might be easy to let this attention go to your head. Use your time off the clock to light one up and keep your center grounded. Use your position to build alliances with your peers that share a like minded vision, and those who have higher aspirations for their careers. While at first these partnerships might start off as transactional, don’t be surprised if some of these relations grow to become some of your closest, lifelong canna-buds.

Stoner Aquarius you should anticipate the arrival of a new special someone this Fall. Whether strictly platonic, or with more romantic results, this person will leave you feeling intrigued, inspired, and infatuated by their enigmatic aura. Don’t be shy! People who provoke such intense emotions do not regularly cross our path. When they do though, you want to be sure to break open the special stash! Once you encounter this person, remember there’s no need to rush. You will have plenty of time to share a bowl, and another bowl, and a bowl after that. Although your stories just converged, it can feel like you’ve already known each other for years. The best news stoner Aquarius is that you still have a whole lifetime ahead to smoke and grow together.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aquarius September is a month all about you. But these words are not intended to promote selfish endeavors. Instead, meaningful progress will come from internal efforts more so than external situations.

Find connection stoner Aquarius. It is easy to fall into a waking slumber as we pass through time. Early in the month extract some self reflection from a deep meditative dive with the sacred herb. A solo session with an Indica dominant hybrid should do nicely. Use this meditative exercise to wake from your mundane sleep! Bob Marley once said, “Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.” Stop wandering through life comfortable within the routine; especially within smoke circle relationships. Engage with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances. Perhaps they have become more like furniture in your life instead of the interactive canna-buddies they really are. Positive results will flow from this exercise that might uplift the spirit for the remainder of the month.

Toke time for self mid month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the pressure of the terrestrial plain. The cannabis prescription is open to your interpretation and situation. For some this might be a cozy evening with candles and a deep Indica strain. For others this anxiety vacation may be an outdoor activity suited more with a spicy Sativa strain. No matter the activity or the strain, be sure to take advantage of planetary support for a mental vacation.

Stoner Aquarius before the end of the month there will be personal challenges that must be confronted. As with the cosmic theme of September, these challenges have more to do with your internal workings than any outward influences. Find confidence within a lit bowl of the sacred herb. Everything will work toward progress as long as you are willing to face the challenge.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Aquarius Summer is in full swing, and there are endless trails and bowls to blaze. Whether you fill your calendar, or leave your schedule wide open, the physical and philosophical worlds are yours to explore. And, often you will be able to adventure through both at the same time. Whatever your plans are, they should include many endo-excursions in the great outdoors. Find your zen stoner Aquarius! Whether it is at the top of a mountain, or at your favorite secluded smoke spot, light one up and free your mind.

Some at work may look at you this month, and think you have your head in the clouds. But those who share your herbally enhanced third eye sight, will see your quirky approaches for what they are, creative and potentially groundbreaking. Regardless of the vote of confidence you receive from your coworkers, know that as long as you have the determination, you have the tools needed to manifest your vision. However; many hands make heavy work much lighter. If you can enlist the skills and support from allies in the workplace, you will see your plans come to fruition more quickly, and with fewer setbacks. When you have multiple minds on a project, remember that disagreements do not always need to become arguments. Keep the peace pipe packed if you are fortunate enough to get to puff puff pass with your coworkers. And if work is a toke-free zone, as long as everyone is willing to keep their ears and minds open, you can find common ground to maintain forward moving momentum.

Stoner Aquarius others may rely upon rose-tinted glasses, but your high spirits come from your own genuine good vibes and optimism. This August you will have the opportunity to inspire and uplift all in your smoke circle. However, this doesn’t mean you are responsible for everyone else’s problems. Just being your kind and generous self will be enough to brighten anyone’s day. So whether it’s sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis companions, or firing up a fatty with a fellow stoner you meet out on a trail, bring your stash, your stoney smile, and keep your summer smokey.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Aquarius July will be full of passionate plays and frustrated expectations; but with the sacred herb as your copilot, the month will produce wonderful memories and steady progress. There are clear cosmic diliniations of influence this month. Cosmic influence will change with each ten day period. Thus, my herbally enhanced Stoner Horoscope will be broken down into trimesters.

The first trimester of July could be the brightest period. The planetary alignment should produce a frenetic and lovely pace to start the month. But don’t lean into this cosmic vibe with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb. Instead, fill your pipe with an Indica or balanced hybrid cannabis strain. Use the sacred herb to slow down the passionate moments to feel them more. Live life out loud, and enjoy your cannabis companions with depth of feeling. Don’t rush anything good!

The cosmic energy changes after the first trimester. Now is the time to lean on the energetic strengths of Sativa strains. There will be work to be done, emotionally and physically, in the second trimester. Use the Sativa strain of the sacred herb as a catalyst to conquer these challenges thoroughly. Personal drama, and workplace tasks can’t be left alone to fester. Think it through with a contemplative mind, but attack problems and issues. The sacred herb will be your third eye guide.

The final trimester of July is a mixed bag of universal influence, and you can adjust your cannabis consumption accordingly. The requirement for this period will be to stay positive. No matter the challenges that spill over from the second trimester, all issues will have solutions and resolution. Maintain a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) to assist in overcoming challenges. Manifest positive resolutions stoner Aquarius. Cosmic destiny assures you exit the month of July as you came into it: With a pep in your step, and a bright shine in your heart.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aquarius June will be a month of self discovery. At some point the terrestrial plain may seem to be flipped upside down. This flip may have you hanging from a precarious porch. But with the right sacred prescription, you will gain your navigational bearings, and find solid footing.

The dreaded Mercury retrograde is coming this month around the 18th. For the stoner Water-Bearer this does not mean disaster, but a challenge none-the-less. This period of Mercury in retrograde will center around your own fulfillment of your progressive mission, and the care you have placed in your cosmic spacesuit. Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts fascinate you stoner Aquarius; but how have you turned this fascination into service for the collective smoke circle? This goes beyond whether or not you match bowls. This period of Mercury retrograde will directly reflect the fellowship and kindness you have demonstrated toward your cannabis companions in the recent past. Hence the more service to the cannabis collective recently will lead to better navigational clarity after the 18th, and visa versa. Equally as important during the retrograde period is the maintenance you have put into your cosmic spacesuit. Again, this goes beyond how hard you hit the treadmill. Diet, exercise, and a holistic approach to your well-being should be considered. How you treat others, and how you treat yourself will take on significant weight this month.

Now, I feel your anxiety increasing stoner Aquarius. Toke time to be selective with your cannabis strain of choice this month. Canna-Tsu is the perfect sacred strain for the cosmic mission, but any balanced CBD hybrid should do the trick. This sacred selection will inhibit anxiety while enhancing your third eye vision. Avoiding deep Indica or Sativa strains will help steer clear of panicked spirals of anxiety, or frizzle-fried moments of manic stress. Keep your smoke and your mood, balanced and chill stoner Aquarius. Everything is going to be ok.

The blessing of this cosmic wave approaching is that you have time to prepare. Since the Mercury retrograde does not occur until the 18th, you have plenty of time to measure your actions. Assist and work in service of your canna-crew! Take note of how you treat your body, mind, and spirit. It’s easy stoner Aquarius: Be mindful and kind to others, and be mindful and kind to yourself.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Hold on stoner Aquarius, May is sure to be a wild ride. Sometimes the smoke circle can be the source of great inspiration, and wonderful humanitarian support. And then other times the smoke circle can be the source of great frustration, and terribly dramatic obstacles. May will be like a wild ride on that potent edible: Moments of wonderment waiting for the next cosmic wave, mixed in with moments of terror also waiting for the next cosmic wave. The experiences within the smoke circle will match this uneasy and unexpected bag of baked cannabis creations.

The key to May will be to maximize the enlightening supportive portion of the cosmic ride, while minimizing the dramatic negative sections. You are locked into the ride stoner Aquarius, you might as well make the best of it. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the third eye of discernment. Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane to see personal relationships within the smoke circle from a broad perspective. This high minded observation will assist in avoiding dramatic encounters before they occur. Puff, analyze, and act stoner Aquarius. The sacred herb will also assist with extracting the most enjoyment from pleasurable experiences within the smoke circle. Free your inhibitions, let loose, and trust yourself with vetted cannabis companions. Put yourself in positive positions, and then maximize the enjoyment. The canna-crew is waiting for your boarding pass.

Success in the work sphere will also rely on some of these high minded tactics. Puff puff contemplate a plan, and then trust yourself to get the job done. The support structure at work is in place to push and cheer you to success. As long as you keep the big picture in mind through your third eye gaze, cosmic support will come through team building and collaboration.

Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are not in control of this wild ride, but you can certainly make the best of it.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aquarius April sets up to be a POTpourri of universal influence. But instead of a mixed bag of swag, this month will be more like a cornucopia of kind bud. As long as you watch your step, and keep your third eye engaged, April promises to bring positivity and progress to even the most clumsy Water-Bearer.

Caution and clarity will be required in the first half of April in the workplace and among smoke circle acquaintances. The planetary alignment could interfere with simple lines of communication. Contemplate with the sacred herb after the long day. Toke time to engage the third eye, and approach communication confusion from a higher perspective. This meditative exercise will give you a jump start on clearing the cloudy air the next day. If lines of communication get crossed with the canna-crew, be sure to mix in an activity to pass the time. Don’t get cooped up staring at each other with nothing to say. Get out and hunt for that new secret smoke spot, or challenge your canna-buddies to a scavenger hunt. Task oriented activities will help the smoke circle find a common wavelength.

Take it slow in matters of love stoner Aquarius. Toke time to analyze your relationships before you jump into new adventures. Puff puff pass on giving your heart away without a proper period of emotional analysis. Share bowls, not commitments stoner Aquarius. You will find the smoke sessions will be more chill and longer lasting without the weight of emotional burdens.

The New Moon on the 23rd marks a magical time. Clarity and insight will be at its peak during this Moon phase. Much can be learned during this period. Progressive breakthroughs are possible with internal struggles, relationships within the smoke circle, and cosmic conundrums on the terrestrial plane. Seek out a sacred cannabis strain that will relax the body and enhance the third eye vision of the mind. Granddaddy Purple or Northern Lights would be a nice match to this illuminating period. The powers of this New Moon phase will have you tuned into and surfing the cosmic waves of the universe.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aquarius March sets up to be a dynamic period. The current planetary alignment sets up favorably for the stoner Water-Bearer. But slow your roll, this slanted cosmic focus may not predict outcome, only direction. All eyes are on you. Imagine the perfectly rolled joint was just lit, and you are in possession with many smoke circle acquaintances waiting anxiously. The current cosmic influence will be like a spot light shining directly on you stoner Aquarius. All of your fancy features, and ugly warts will be exposed in March.

The spot light is on! Let’s accentuate the positive, and dampen the negative. It’s up to you whether the cosmic influence ends up being a friend or foe to progress in March.

Eccentric, Original, and Creative:

Wow, what wonderful traits, that have served you well in life stoner Aquarius. These traits will be accentuated in March through this cosmic spot light. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce these dynamic characteristics. A Sativa strain like Purple Haze will suit you well during the month. The energetic and creative qualities of this sacred strain will actively support your ambitious out-of-the-bong thinking. Who knows what bright ideas or stoney solutions you will come up with!

Aloof, Abrasive, and Introverted:

Uh oh, this is the problem with the bright cosmic spot light shining down on you stoner Aquarius: It will amplify ALL of your stoner traits. Furthermore, be forewarned that the exact herbal prescription for leaning into your positive traits will also further expose you to your less desirable traits. With all of those creative ideas and plans smoked up in your head, how are you supposed to meet other stoner star sign’s expectations of timeliness and simple social pleasantries? Toke time to take a step back in the beginning of the month with a deep medicated meditative dive with an Indica strain. Take a good look in the mirror during this sacred adventure. Make an effort to understand, and see with your third eye, the perspective of others. You see stoner Aquarius, you may not think of yourself as abrasive, and with internal intent in mind, you most certainly are not. However, other stoner star signs cannot see that internal intent hidden under the surface of your cosmic spacesuit. To avoid over baked melodramas from this intense cosmic influence, you must seek understanding of the perception of your actions. Often, a friendly smile and simple words of clarification can get the job done, and keep the positivity puff puff passing along.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Have you received medical training stoner Aquarius? Well, your first aid skills will be put to the test in February whether you are prepared or not. Your smoke circle is going to need your medical assistance. After all, when things are rough, and you aren’t sure where to go, or what to smoke, a stoner Aquarius is a great source of inspiration and information.

There are times you must pack your stash jar full of sacred herbal varieties for your own trials and travails. This month, your stash box will be like a traveling cannabis first aid kit for those in need. So stock up on all the important cannabis strains: Sativa, Indica, Hybrids, and don’t forget the CBD dominate. Your smoke circle acquaintances and cannabis companions are unique creatures with unique situations. They will truly find appreciation for their stoner Aquarius cannabis cohort in February as you may be an angel with a nug to save them.

Naturally stoner Aquarius you can see the cosmic influence for your stoner star sign is tangential. The current planetary alignment will cause chaotic affects on your smoke circle, and this will affect your terrestrial mission accordingly. Flexibility and clarity will be required in February. Perhaps you can take advantage of that cannabis medical kit for yourself. Stay in tune with yourself, and your surroundings, so you know when to seek the higher highs, and when to slow down with the mellow moods.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: It may sound like fun rushing to the aid of your fellow stoners, but avoid burn-out. Toke time for self when the chaos of others starts to drag you into the black hole of sorrow. Mid month is Valentine’s Day. Make a special effort to show yourself some love around this date. No matter if you are partnered, single, or just crushing, look in the mirror, and see the love of your life. Being selfless is a wonderful trait, but loving self is a necessary action.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Aquarius welcome to a new year! Although a phase shift occurred for the Water Bearer in December, now is the time to sink into the reality and expediency of the future. December was all about utilizing the Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in tackling obstacles, as new beginnings were thrust upon your sign. In January, time and space will begin to slow down, and real progressive planning can take shape.

This change in tactic comes quick in January stoner Aquarius. Immediately you must shift from the go-go frizzle-fry nature of terrestrial alertness, to a more relaxed contemplative head space. Put the Sativa strains aside. Stock your stash jar with deep Indica strains like Granddaddy Purple and Northern Lights. You did all the running you needed to do in December. Now, early in the month, it is time to clear the schedule for a deep relaxing medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on connecting the inner voice with outward intentions. Where do you truly want to go? Who do you truly want to be? Now is the right time to align these inner desires with an outward plan. You must toke time for a personal journey of discovery and planning. Be sure to place pen and paper in your meditative space capsule; those notes will be amazing!

The second month of Winter will be a solitary mission stoner Aquarius. After you toke time for your personal planning journey, work will be waiting for your full attention. Important tasks and projects with highly visible, or valuable, stakes will fall within your sphere of responsibility. Breathe deep stoner Aquarius, inhale the soothing nature of the sacred herb; relax, you got this. Weighty responsibility is also weighty opportunity. As long as you place your best intention, and attention, into the work, the outcome will be stellar.

What is lost this month is grand progress within interpersonal relationships. But maybe that is all part of the cosmic plan. Perhaps the plans you lay out in the beginning of the month, or the hard work you put forth in the middle of the month, will lead to exciting adventures with cannabis companions in the next period. Maybe this is all part of your high-minded plan. Take notes stoner Aquarius! Your inner voice is talking.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Aquarius you will have to grasp an interesting concept in December that flies in the face of our terrestrial programming. December 31st marks the end of the year and the first winter month. We are programmed to think so much in terms of time periods. The concept of new beginnings between years, that in reality are merely minutes apart, is an interesting human construct. Any labeled time period for that matter is simply for organization and communication purposes, when in reality we all live one moment to the next in an ever changing reality. Ok, let me put down my joint, and get to the point: A new cosmic phase of influence is coming right now stoner Aquarius. Do not wait until January to shift into a new period of thought and expectations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only are you entering a new phase of planetary influence, but this phase is filled with cosmic challenges and obstacles. But don’t fear my stoner Water Bearer, you won’t drown from this new cosmic influence. All challenges and obstacles will be within your ability to solve and overcome. Puff puff pass on the stress, and seek confidence in self. Your stoner prescription for December will be a heavy does of the sacred Sativa strain. As you enter this new phase you will need focus and attention. Use the sacred Sativa strain as a catalyst to maintain clarity of thought and vision as you roam the terrestrial plane.

Find time for a medicated meditative smoke session early in the month. As we humans like to do with the beginning of a new year, this new phase in December is an opportunity for new beginnings. The sacred Sativa strain will assist with energy to begin and stick to a new plan. As with any new beginning or change of directive, discipline and awareness are key. There is no time for excuses or couch-lock in December stoner Aquarius.

This is your warning or your wake up call! Discipline is the key to this new beginning. Developing good habits is an important start to any high minded plan. Furthermore, getting off to a positive start increases the likelihood of success and happiness. Avoid overspending during this holiday season stoner Aquarius. An excessive financial burden could add unneeded stress to your new beginning. Find gifts from the heart instead of the wallet. Not only will you save money, but your cannabis companions will appreciate you even more.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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What a year it has been stoner Aquarius. Hard work, stressful support, and the various adventures of life have worn you down. You may not even realize the rabid pace you have been pushing, but a careful look back to previous periods will clearly show your enormous efforts. But there is good news for the final Fall month; November brings an opportunity to rest and recharge the spacesuit for future cosmic adventures.

Stock the stash jar with your favorite sacred Indica strains. Rest, recuperation, and self appreciation will be the themes of your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

First, let’s rest stoner Aquarius. Look back on the rapid pace of past periods. At some point you have to get off the hype train, and toke some time at a peaceful destination. Find cozy and comfortable moments with only yourself and your pipe. Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and seek restful moments of relaxation. Rest, heal, repeat.

Second, actively seek recuperative measures this month. You have been trimming obstacles and grinding tasks at a relentless pace. The current planetary alignment supports slowing down, and toking time for self. Seek enjoyable experiences that don’t require a to-do list of preparations. Perhaps as simple as trying that restaurant you’ve had your eye on. Possibly an afternoon away to seek that stellar smoke spot from a mountain vista. Whatever you come up with, make sure it is at a relaxed pace, and be sure to pack a kind bowl for the soul.

Finally, you must use this cosmic break in relentless action to appreciate yourself. A solo day trip with a powerful sacred edible could provide the necessary connection between your outward intentions, and your inner desires. Often we use the sacred herb to view the terrestrial plane from a higher perspective. This month, be sure to include your place in this cosmic analysis. A kind heart, and empathetic attitude must be cast inward to appreciate and love thy self stoner Aquarius.

Once these restful and recuperative actions are complete, your cosmic spacesuit will be ready to launch toward new endeavors. For now, rest, heal, repeat stoner Aquarius.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Although temperatures are cooling, the stoner Aquarius’ spirit will be as lifted as ever. Throughout the month you can expect to soar! Flying higher than a kite, riding the supportive cosmic winds to new elevations. Keep in mind however, other stoner signs may have different influences impacting their lives; not everyone will be met with such good fortune in the second Fall month. Tread carefully and avoid unsolicited advice. Best intentions and desire to help can backfire, and be seen as invasive or critical. During these times, the best remedy is to be a friend with a packed bowl and open ears. Sometimes your presence and fresh nug is all that is needed to raise up downtrodden spirits.

The stoner Aquarius runs the risk of emotional breakdown if this advice is ignored . Your reaction to the struggles of a cannabis companion could cause a strong reaction from them, and the cycle continues until everyone is brought down to further lows. This downward spiral of expanding negativity could be avoided by simply invoking the power of the peace pipe. Allow everyone to tend to their own struggles. Instead of advice and instruction, light one up and puff puff pass through the rough times together.

Unfortunately, external actions do not always match with our inner workings stoner Aquarius. Internal insecurities can dampen positivity and passion if investments are not made into proper self care. Maintain upward momentum through a consistent routine of herbal meditations and marijuana musings. Find a hybrid strain close to 50/50, or one leaning a little heavier to Sativa. When you feel your mood dipping the Sativa attributes can help put the pep back in your step. If you feel like your head is too high in the clouds, the Indica influence can be the mellowing medicine needed to balance even the worst manic maladies.

Positive cosmic winds in October could provide the propellant to settle old scores with cannabis companions and loved ones, or even blaze new trails with the team at work. Communication and healing should be at the heart of emotional engagement. This doesn’t necessarily mean romantic emotions, but emotional intelligence and compassion will be the crux of long lasting partnerships. Just like a small seed needs to be planted in nutrient rich soil and tended to by many green thumbs, supporting each other creates a strong foundation for seemingly endless interpersonal and occupational growth.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aquarius September will mark a period of great transition. Courage has been building like water behind a dam. This month the dam finally gives way. Bold decisions will be allowed to flow freely to their natural progressional position.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce confidence. Repeat the mantra of famed psychologist Stewart Smalley, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gonit people like me.” This change has been building for some time. The planets have aligned to create a window of opportunity that supports this bold move. Seek clarity of insight with a balanced hybrid sacred strain this month. Find the inspiration of the creative Sativah, and the nerve soothing chill of the Indica. You will need emotional balance to execute this physical change.

Of course this transformation will be unique to each stoner Aquarius. No matter the size or depth of the decision, each stoner Aquarius must seek the confidence and resolve to execute their grand plan. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout the month. Solo sessions are advised, but sometimes a deep intimate session with a cannabis companion can inspire confidence, and strengthen resolve.

Whether your grand change is as large as moving your physical location, or as basic as a new hairstyle, the effects of this change will reverberate through multiple perspectives. Fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will now see you differently, and perhaps you will see yourself in a new light as well. Confidence in self and understanding of shifting perspectives will be a large aspect of the meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Smoke on this stoner Aquarius: You cannot control the reaction of cannabis companions, but you can control your expectations of their reaction. Limit your expectations, and focus on yourself.

One big blessing of this transformative period will be the potential additions to your expanding smoke circle. Tons of fellow midnight tokers and backyard puffers will be buzzing about. You may not be able to puff puff participate in every pot pow-wow, but the options and opportunities will be like a warm smile from a new friend.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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The opening days of August will have most stoner Aquarius feeling that something is askew. If this is the case, the bad news is that the stoner Aquarius will have only themselves to blame. These funky and depressive phases are born out of trying to compete with, or compare yourself to, your cannabis companions, or even stoney strangers. Remember, there will always be someone who will have more fun, more energy, or more success than you. Don’t dwell! This stoned cold truth is not meant to get you down, but rather to reveal this notion: There is no need to get caught in the haze of what others are doing. Instead, focus on your own accomplishments. Ruminations will only result in a restless mind, and will be detrimental to personal progress.

While the forecast is looking cloudy for the first part of the month, rest assured there are brighter days on the horizon. The early start may be marred with difficulties and a healthy dose of depressed contemplation. However, the latter half will be a welcomed contrast bringing relief from anxiety, and personal successes in the form of spiritual growth. The full moon on the 15th will mark a literal and figurative split between the pains and pleasures of the period.

You are not helpless stoner Aquarius. The feeling of being lost or left behind can be all consuming. But, you have the power of choice. So puff, puff and pass on the internal judgements. Seek comfort and healing in the sacred herb. When the opportunity arises, seek comfort with your best buds or cannabis cohorts.

You know yourself best stoner Aquarius: If socializing is not the best cure for your summer blues, know that there is equal comfort and honor to be found in solo smoke sessions. Whether it’s passing a Jay with the smoke circle, or packing solo bowls in your safe place, pursue your peace and puff towards your bliss stoner Aquarius.

In the end, this month will be a practice in perspective. Whether through medicated meditation or making the most of the summer sun, the season will be a mirror into being your best self. Once it is understood that perspective is only how you view yourself within our human experience, then you can you truly progress. Improve your self, and reveal to the cosmos all that you can accomplish.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Stoner Aquarius summer is in full bloom. You can expect every meaning of the word to manifest in excess this season. You are heating up and should make necessary preparations for the hot streak that is your future. It will be important to nurture your physical needs first; then proceed full speed ahead with your mission of channeling creativity into a greater, greener cosmos. Maintaining a well nourished, and hydrated cosmic spacesuit will keep your spirits feeling fresh, your mind finely tuned. Hydration is crucial as you embark upon a real life game of chutes and ladders. You can expect a persistent series of ups and downs. Ease the mind and rest assured stoner Aquarius. Burn one down and light one up when necessary. Vertical progress will be high and frequent, with downward slides being few and with only shallow dips.

Hard work and concentration will be required for every success in the work field. During July there will be overwhelming opportunities, with what might feel like too little time. Call upon the sacred herb to maintain a can-do attitude while creating cosmic beauty all around you. It’s advised you stick to Sativa or Sativa dominant hybrid strains this month. This prescription will invoke inspiration, and boost energy to help you multitask your way to higher levels of achievement. Puff puff plan to feel overwhelmed at times; the month really does hold that much potential and promise. Don’t forget to stop and smoke the flowers stoner Aquarius. Checking off the to-dos and completing grand projects should be a priority; but it is also important we take the time to acknowledge and admire our accomplishments. After a job well done, you can enjoy a joint well rolled while preparing for your next series of successes.

Between the work realm and home life, the theme of the season will be shared: Knowing when to give freely, and when to hold something back. You do not need to reveal every ingredient of your secret-to-success sauce. Some sneaky peekers may try to overtake your operations if they know your inner workings. While you want to help the group as a whole, sometimes it’s okay to leave a little something to mystery. When it comes to your cannabis crew, you will always find truth in the saying “sharing is caring.” By the end of the month, you may notice your smoke circle has grown. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to draw like minded tokin’ terrestrial astronauts into your orbit, and together your cosmic adventures will bloom bright for all to admire.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Inhale, breathe deep, and let it be stoner Aquarius. The month of June sets up to be a reparative relaxed time. The planets have aligned into a calm configuration where troubles and obstacles will be resolved with ease and without harm. All strains of the sacred herb are at your disposal this month. With this calm cosmic configuration, focus can confidently be placed on internal ambitions.

The first summer month may feel like time is slowing down for the stoner Aquarius. However, this won’t be the case for all your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances. The key to June will be understanding and perspective. Not just understanding the pace of others, but also understanding your own internal situation. Do not expect others to travel at your pace, and certainly avoid any pressure to match their speed. Live and let live, or smoke and let smoke can be your motto in June.

Keep your stash jar loaded stoner Aquarius. Puff puff pass on the stress of a deadline, and sink deep into internal contemplation. Thorough analysis of an obstacle or situation will lead you down the best path to success and progression. June will not require you to morph into a stoner Buddha, or a weed infused philosopher; but the business and personal spheres will be best navigated with your thinking cap firmly fitted.

During this melodic and methodical period, toke time for meditative smoke sessions focused on self. Keen insights will be gained during June, drawing you closer to your internal self, motives, and destiny. With the right blend of the sacred herb and introspection, the stoner Aquarius could reach internal breakthroughs that launch them toward progress in future time periods. Blast off my deep thinking terrestrial astronaut. Cosmic understanding will be found at the deep edges of yourself.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Aquarius the final Spring month is upon us. This means more sun, and more hours to get things done. You will have no problem filling up your calendar with adventure and tasks. But if you feel like the to-do list is too much to handle, please remember this mantra for May: Stay calm, and smoke on. Be confident, you will be in no short supply of grit and energy to get the job done. In fact, you will likely be working on more than one task at a time. While there are circumstances when it is better to tackle obstacles one after the other, May is the period for setting high goals, and putting forth maximum grind. Multitasking will be crucial in order to unleash your greatest potential.

While you are unleashing your mind and body conquering conflicts, and creating lasting results, do not neglect the spirit stoner Aquarius. In between spurts of success, take time to pause, pack a bowl, and ponder the future change you would like to see. Contemplative meditation with the sacred herb will be a must during this arduous journey. Exercising the brain and refueling the soul will be crucial to help envision the magic you wish to manifest. Keep the sacred stash jar loaded, and your closest partners-in-chronic on speedial. Working hard will be the secret sauce in this month’s recipe for success, but you will not get much accomplished if you are weary and worn down.

When it comes to the work sphere, any and all positive changes will be possible. Toke time to contemplate the change you would like to see by invoking the help of herbal inspirations. Remain focused on desired outcomes. Like the other aspects of your life, the universe, and everything, work will be one wild and rewarding ride. Keep the momentum flowin’ and those bowls a glowin’ stoner Aquarius.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: Do not use a sledgehammer when a gentle nudge is all that is needed. Brute force will not work in May. Remain fluid, and use your adaptive skills to work your way through tenuous circumstances. While strength can be an asset, skillful direction of perspective and perseverance will produce stronger results. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, every investment will blossom, and will be a part of the perennial process of progress.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Stoner Aquarius transformation will be the consistent theme for April, just like the changing of the seasons. These movements will be noticeable to those around you, but growth will be primarily internal. Cosmic influences will remain minimal throughout the month. This does not mean you should float about aimlessly, quite the opposite is true. Since the stars do not have a path already charted, you will be the captain of your own vessel, and ultimately responsible for your final destination. So stoner Aquarius, chart a course, have a backup plan just in case, and set sails on your merry way. Since you are not on any particular timeline, you are invited to take the scenic route. Grab the snack pack, your favorite travel tokin’ piece, and take as many smoke breaks as you want. Whether you spend time getting hazy at your favorite smoke spot, or discover new lands to take herbal vacations, in April everywhere will feel like home. All this positive power will come as long as you are willing to adapt to new surroundings.

Remember stoner Aquarius, old endeavors can always lead to new beginnings. April represents a shift in cosmic phases. Problems or failed investments from the past will give way to new challenges and lucrative opportunities. Sometimes what we need most is not a change of scenery, but a shift in vantage point. It’s okay, and sometimes required, to hit the reset button. For you stoner Aquarius, this may mean retreating with a deep solo smoke session in order to meditate and get some ‘me time’. Or, you could seek a more social spiritual setting, and gather the cannabis crew to share the sacred herb. Whatever your approach, do not be afraid to invest the time needed to advance your story to the next chapter.

In matters close to home and the heart, be sure to solve conflicts efficiently. Don’t let issues fester or get out of control. It is easier to pull the weeds before they become unmanageable. Information is crucial in this sphere. As situations change, so might how you respond. Assess before you react in ways you might regret. Whether it’s an apology, renewed investment into better communication, or simply listening, don’t put it off. When in doubt smoke-it-out stoner Aquarius. If things get heated between you and your cannabis companion, harness the fire and burn a joint instead of burning bridges! In some situations take a break from the conflict, and try to find a little peace with your favorite piece. Once everyone is on the same level, you may have trouble remembering what the issue was to begin with.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Aquarius you will go through the month of March with pep in your step, and plenty of green in your pipe. So don’t worry, be happy. After all, what’s there to be down about? The birds are singing a song of love to announce the arrival of spring, and flowers are starting to bud. The cosmos will offer universal support in all matters of the heart. Not only in the romantic sense, but with friends and familial relationships as well. Your good vibes and attitude will be contagious. Your aura is sure to attract more positive minded canna-buddies, than negative naysayers. We cannot always stop the haters from hating, but you can choose who you include in your smoke circle. If you are selective with your strains, and who you decide to smoke them with, you will always be able to rise above the fray.

The work sphere will be all about collaboration this month. While you are ultimately responsible for the quality of your work, teaming up will mean more minds for troubleshooting the tough issues. This will allow you to break down big daunting tasks into smaller manageable assignments. Whether your peers at work are cannabis enthusiasts, or straight edge entrepreneurs, partnering up will open endless opportunities and help maximize creative energy. Now is the time to take a chance on ideas that may have previously sounded too far on the fringe. Those stoner Aquarius’ who are willing to explore the edges of creativity and implement unconventional strategies, will reach greater levels of success in March. Save the tokin’ for appropriate times stoner Aquarius. Not everyone is good with the ganja; so get a feel for collaborator’s comfort level before you invite them to spark one up.

Stoner Aquarius you have too much good will going to let the haters get you down. Stand up for yourself, and share your kindness with all those you encounter. And with those who are down to light one up, be generous with your sacred herb. Take time to soak in all the wonders of the world. March will include perfect moments of reflection to count your blessings. You don’t have to look for greener gardens stoner Aquarius; you are already surrounded by a thriving, lush environment. Be sure to toke time to smoke a bowl for the soul: Sometimes you need to look inward to better understand the outer world around you.

Aquarius February 2019

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Aquarius February 2019

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Stoner Aquarius the universe will shine down calm soothing rays of influence upon you in February. As long as the work is done, there should be no large challenges or surprises this period. This is the perfect moment for self reflection and discovery. Toke deep upon the sacred herb, and let the positive cosmic rays wash over and through you. Seek trust that fate will draw you into your next triumph!

The stoner Aquarius will find that February’s calm winds strongly support investment into the self. The earlier this is done the better. Toke time for a deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb early in the month. Envision a positive plan for self actualization. Seek healing and growth mentally, physically, and emotionally. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dream big. But big smoky dreams are only half the battle, you’ve got to act within a well formed plan.

Integrity is of vital importance for the stoner Aquarius during this period. Even the most gentle streams turn muddy if you churn them. White lies could muddy the otherwise crystal clear waters of this period of clarity. Remain true to your true self stoner Aquarius, and be sure to think of the impact of your words before it’s too late. Smoke about it. Deceptive behavior will cloud your third eye.

Cannabis companions and canna-buddies alike will be instrumental in your support in February. Trust in them and they will not let you down. Be open minded to their methods even if they aren’t your own. Remember that in an orchestra, the violin is just as important as a well timed cowbell. Smoke circle expansion and strengthened canna-bonds will occur with an honest effort and a pure heart. Without internal sabotage, this period is set up for progress within yourself and on the terrestrial plane.

Aquarius January 2019

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Aquarius January 2019

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January promises to be a bright and airy period for the stoner Aquarius. At the same time, it can be as dizzy and as haze filled as you want it to be. While you are a part of the Air tribe of the stoner Zodiac, you can expect the new year to be straight fire! You will feel the urgent need to share this optimistic energy with those around you. This is good, as the cosmos will provide support and blessings for you in all of your social endeavors. You will have plenty of opportunities to smoke good, and smoke often with your canna-buddies.

In the workplace, confidence will be key in January. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: There is a thin line between confident and cocky. Trust in your ability to get the job done and ride this line on the confident side. Growing a positive self image can be like knocking down the first domino: Once the first is set in motion, the rest will easily follow. Your peers will need you clear eyed and running on all cylinders at work. The best advice is to leave the pipe at home, and focus on the task at hand. After all, you will have plenty of time for smokey adventures outside of work hours.

Finances and family life will be closely intertwined, so proceed cautiously. If you are feeling far from self reliant, take the necessary steps toward that goal. Debt and responsibility do not simply disappear when you turn a blind eye. Take a third eye gaze and watch the stress melt away as your financial garden becomes more green. It is not a cure, but by meditating with the sacred herb, you will be able to rise above the fray and better see what your next move needs to be.

It’s possible conflicts arise among members of your smoke circle while cleaning out your financial closet. Keep the peace pipe ready and the stash jar full. There are plenty of canna-buddies out there. With a little herbal assistance, it is possible for you all to meet on a higher level.

Aquarius December Horoscope

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Aquarius December Horoscope

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Stoner Aquarius all things lead to an apex. Cosmic influence will send you toward your own apex of achievement this December. This is your time to blaze! Particularly in the attainment of education and knowledge. There is a fine bowl of your favorite soothing strain in your immediate future. Toke a moment early this month to medicate and meditate. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away unease, and to center yourself for the journey ahead. It’s time to reach for the stars stoner Aquarius. It’s time to invest in yourself! Whether it is new talents or new skills, improving the self is the theme of the month. Even if December starts out with a little turbulence, don’t let a few frigid cosmic gusts keep you from soaring amongst the stars.

Stoner Aquarius your glass collection didn’t appear overnight. Each piece was hand selected. It took a keen eye, a plan, and time to build such greatness! Remember this on your journey, as to not “overspend” on your journey of self-improvement. Do not pack more than you can smoke. Balance is the way forward! Nugs of knowledge can be gained step by step, and piece by piece.

Stoner Aquarius you should stick to what you know in the work sphere. This isn’t to say you can’t be excited, blazing a path to glory! It’s to say that the excitement and improvements are to be directed internally rather than externally. Do what you do best, and avoid stepping out of your competent comfort zone.

Deep internal issues may come to the surface in December. Running from them will only leave you out of breath when they emerge again. Avoidance will also deny a cosmic blessing in disguise! Whatever surfaces from the depths you must face, accept, and move forward with it. Consider sharing with your closest cannabis companion. It’s okay to share our burdens and allow others to help! And sometimes, stoner Aquarius, you are the one helping just by showing you care enough to share!

Aquarius November 2018

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Aquarius November 2018

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Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain and fellow stoners. You will receive the greatest benefit if you invest your energy inward. The stars support spending time reconnecting with those who may have fallen away in times gone by. If there are apologies needed, then make them. If there are things that need to be said then say them. Sometimes we need to take a step back from a situation before we are ready to move forward. Do not miss an opportunity to spend time with your cannabis companions because of denial. Acknowledge the role you played in the disconnect with a lost bud.

Stoner Aquarius it is not required that you know your final destination so long as the direction you are headed is intentional. If you find yourself lost, it’s okay to make a u-turn, or double back to take the road less traveled. Spend the time needed preparing for the roads ahead, and it will be okay if you take a couple detours. While it is never a bad idea to wonder, you should limit the time you spend wandering. A space cruise can be therapeutic, and reaching for the stars can be aspirational, but right now the best advice is to keep your feet on the ground. The sacred herb does not cause us to blast off. Sometimes it can help us find our center of gravity, while all the other parts fall into place.

Regarding interpersonal relationships, whether this is romantic or friendly, be a willing copilot stoner Aquarius. When it comes to friends, all you have to do is be ready to ride, and bring some good green. Keep it light and fun loving, and all else will move forward in a positive direction. With lovers and loved ones, be sure you proceed cautiously with your intentions known. While there are no apparent roadblocks, it is important everyone agrees to the final destination, otherwise you will be in for a bumpy ride.

Aquarius October 2018

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Aquarius October 2018

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Stoner Aquarius the cosmic waves of the last period pushed you regardless of your own desires. Now you find yourself on the shores of your next venture! In small waves, positivity and accomplishment will flow to you in October. Self confidence is at the forefront of this cosmic movement. With this confidence in mind, you should avoid taking steps into the unknown, or placing yourself in situations where you are insecure. Even the best path can trip you up if you can’t see your footing. This isn’t to say neglect these things, but perhaps break out a torch! With understanding of the terrain ahead comes the confidence to take on your objectives. This applies to both work and personal spheres, stoner Aquarius.

The current planetary alignment doesn’t offer assistance in good fortune or protection, but the cosmos will come through for those Aquarius taking confident strides toward their target.

Feeling uncertain for times ahead? A positive mental outlook goes a long way. Get out and participate in life! The activity matters not. What does matter is that you say “Yes!” to life. And if the attention turns your way, don’t shy away from the spotlight. In fact now might be a good time to recall the name of that tune you enjoy belting out at karaoke before someone else picks one for you! It is vital early in the month to toke time for a meditative smoke session. Center your medicated highs on confidence within yourself. Everything you need to succeed is within you. Stuart Smalley, renowned motivational speaker, may have said it best, “You are good enough, you are smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!”

Stoner Aquarius now isn’t the time to jump into new projects, skills, or passion projects in the work sphere. For you, universal support is focused on project completion. Now is the best time to zip up those tasks you’ve neglected before you pack any more to-dos onto the list.

Now this should go without saying, stoner Aquarius, but avoid shady undertakings! If you find yourself placed in an uncomfortable position, toke a moment to contemplate and play the situation forward. You should consider all repercussions beyond the current moment before any action is taken.

Aquarius September 2018

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Aquarius September 2018

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Nothing can stop the motion of the sea stoner Aquarius. It is bigger than you and your circumstance. Sometimes the best remedy for when you are feeling seasick, from all of life’s ups and downs, is to stop fighting the waves, and just go with the flow. Throw yourself fully into the moments of exhilaration. During moments of doubt, remember everything will be alright. Just try to enjoy whatever the tides might bring, the highs and the lows. Because if you do, like the reassuring words from Modest Mouse, “And we’ll all float on okay. And we’ll all float on anyway.”

Give in stoner Aquarius. The first step to a successful first fall month is to give in to the whims of the universe and forsake all control. Enjoy the ride. You can’t fully appreciate the sweet Sativa without smoking some of the sour diesel. Just like you can never fully tame the ocean. What you can do is make sure your vessel is in the best shape possible, and that you have the supplies you need to ride out the storm.

Attempts to smooth out the waves or change the weather are useless. But you can have what you need to help you navigate the rough waters this September. Sticking with Sativas during the first half of the month will boost creativity and enhance your critical thinking. Its uplifting properties will keep your spirits higher until you make it through to smoother waters. You will need this mindset during the toughest part of your September voyage.

Your trust and optimism in what the stars have in store for you is why you will make it back to dry land. There you will find peace in familiar surroundings. Pack your peace pipe; this time with your favorite Indica strain. Bundle up with a blanket and the bong, and settle in for a solo smoke session. Use this down time to ground yourself, to rest, and to organize your thoughts of lessons learned from the cosmic voyage. Before you know it, you will be charting course and embarking on your next adventure.

Aquarius August 2018

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You have been grinding for a long time, Stoner Aquarius, and you will soon see the fruit from all your labor. The seeds you planted long ago, with a little extra help from the summer sun, will be ready to harvest soon enough. While others are short sighted and only look for instant gratification, you see the bigger picture. Because of your patience and diligence, you may have to wait a little longer than some to see your plans in full bloom, but you can be confident the payoff will be more than worth it.

While we can all agree: “Green is good.” This August, it will be better to stick with the simple motto: “Sharing is caring.” It is true it was your hard work and efforts which helped you achieve this current period of personal prosperity and success. However, you will benefit even more during this time of great growth and gain if you spread some of your good juju to your closest buds. After all, what’s better than a freshly packed bowl? Well, getting to share it with a friend of course.

Keep the good greens and the good vibes flowing Stoner Aquarius. This might require a little extra effort on your part during certain times this month. Others might be suspect of your generous actions, but remember there will always be critics. Your job is to remain kind, candid, and ready with some sticky bud when you or your closest cannabis companions need to chill out. With the help of a couple puffs from the sacred herb, when you find critics taking low blows, you can always rise above with a little help from your friends.

Stoner Aquarius know whatever you set your sights on, you can achieve it by just being you. You don’t have to pretend to be anything other than what you want to be, or do what you want to do. Whether you have your heart set on attracting the attention of that special stoner someone, or just want to strengthen your current relationship, you will succeed because of your honest efforts and persistent efforts. Once you figure out where you are headed, you will have plenty around you to join you on your stony adventures.

Aquarius July 2018

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Aquarius July 2018

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Stoner Aquarius, the sun has your back this month! You will have plenty of daylight, and more than enough energy to focus on getting the job done. It does not happen often, but this July what you want and what you need will coincide. This means all of your efforts will be spent in pursuit of your goals, and that nothing will be wasted. So many hours of daylight to burn means so many potential people to meet. Now is a great time to expand your smoke circle! Just remember, your cannabis companions are people you want to be able to rely on when it’s really time grind; so be selective when it comes to adding future smoke buddies to the squad.

It is crucial to avoid couch lock during this time of the year, Stoner Aquarius. Stick with the extra sticky Sativa strains this month. They will provide you the ‘pep-in-your-step’ needed to keep you looking towards your next endeavor. However, it will be crucial you finish current projects before beginning new ones. This may mean taking a time out for a meditative smoke session. It is important that each project is given proper consideration. Taking a timeout to meditate with the sacred herb allows you the time to evaluate each circumstance, and ensure no detail is overlooked.

When it comes to the work sphere, grinding hard will be the theme of the month. You have goals, Stoner Aquarius. All of those goals are more than achievable, but only if you put in the work. Whether it is a solo mission, or with the assistance of your closest cannabis companions, use every opportunity that comes to complete current tasks. This is the only way you will be able to further your exploration of the terrestrial plane.

“We get by with a little ‘love’ from our friends,” Stoner Aquarius…or something like that. However the saying goes, it will be up to you to share the love. Circumstances at home may require you to be the one who offers the peace pipe. An intimate toke session may be exactly what is required to open the lines of communication. Be sure to have plenty of the sacred herb on hand, because once these lines of conversation are open, it may be a long talk. As long as you are willing to listen, those nearest to you will be more than willing to share.

Aquarius June 2018

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Aquarius June 2018

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Stoner Aquarius, the first summer month will be a great time to break the chains of old habits. Cosmic support will be strong for the adventurous Aquarian. Not adventurous in actions, but adventurous in creativity. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month to spark inspiration. By broadening your experiences you may see yourself in a new light within your smoke circle. Not only can you expand your smoke circle this month, but you can enhance and curate enjoyable experiences with your cannabis companions.

There will be grand dynamics shifting in the workplace stoner Aquarius. These movements will rely heavily on your internal investigative skills. How much do you know yourself? Do you fully understand your place in society and your job? Greater understanding in this regard could lead to an opportunity in the workplace. If you struggle to see yourself in the broader context of the hive, this opportunity may go unnoticed. Don’t be afraid to include a coworker in a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Just be sure to practice open and nondefensive communication strategies. Self discovery from another perspective can be challenging, yet enlightening. This information can enhance your ability to target the right tasks or projects at work to stand out from the crowd.

Stoner Aquarius, in matters of love and the heart, it is time to break out of old patterns. Try a new tact, a new friend, a new restaurant, a new smoke spot, or even all of the above. Be a leader! Organize an event or activity with your smoke circle. Perhaps a smoke spot photographic scavenger hunt will be the catalyst to catch that certain someone’s eye or boost the energy level of a stagnant relationship. Cosmic support will reward breaking from old patterns and trying new experiences. Smoke about it with a cannabis companion. The world is only limited by your imagination.

Aquarius May 2018

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Aquarius May 2018

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Stoner Aquarius the sun will shine on you in May! This period promises to have all the blessings required for success. But the sun is shining more on your business sphere than personal. So pack a bowl of your favorite energetic Sativa strain as you prepare to blaze your own economic path in May.

The current planetary alignment provides support to the bold stoner Aquarius. But it provides fortune to the prepared. Is there a business adventure or financial investment you have been pondering or planning? May is the perfect time to take steps toward your goal. As always there are universal requirements to success. We are talking about support, not luck stoner Aquarius.

First, no economic adventure is foolproof. Without proper analysis and assessment, your efforts will be subject to chance. A bushy nug filled plant always starts from a well nurtured seed.

Second, you must clear the clutter from previous projects. Remaining tasks and to-dos from old projects or ideas can disrupt the cosmic wave of refreshing new adventures. Complete all left over tasks before committing to this new project.

Third, success requires a strong single-minded work ethic. We all know the lazy stoner stereotype is just a myth. This month it will be up to you to shatter this myth stoner Aquarius.

All work and no play makes for a dull stony day. As there are limited highlights to be foretold in May, I do have some words of caution. I think of the Kid Cudi words, “The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.” It will be paramount to avoid locking yourself away with a bowl and a frown in May. Developing a “people suck” attitude will be an easy trap. Trust and reliance on others should be avoided. It’s not that you should avoid any smoke circles or cannabis companions, just don’t create expectations surrounding these encounters. This is a month of work stoner Aquarius. Fun cannabis companionship will arrive at a future date.

Aquarius April 2018

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Aquarius April 2018

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Stoner Aquarius care and attention will be required during April. Cosmic influences will open your star sign up to conflict and dilemma. But don’t fret, you have all the tools to avoid major issues and solve even the largest problem. One point of particular attention must be called out to help you through your journey: No complaining. Dwelling or complaining about obstacles in your path may multiply their number.

First let’s remind ourselves about the true nature of communication. A message isn’t simply made up of content, but also receipt. In other words, the intent and substance of a message is dependent on the perception of the receiver. And this also works in the reciprocal.

April challenges will come in the form of miscommunication. During the month of 4/20, it will be likely that messages between loved ones and cannabis companions will be obscured by smoke clouds. Careful attention will be required to fan out the flames of potential problems. Without proper ventilation a simple misunderstanding could spark an emotional fire. Do what you can to clear the air and avoid obstructive smoke clouds. Put forth a concerted effort to see and hear your cannabis companions more clearly, and deliver your messages without cloudy obstructions.

Stoner Aquarius, you must apply the same diligence in communication with the work sphere. Clear communication with no equivocation must be your goal with coworkers and vendors. Leaderships requires acceptance of responsibility and a firm eye toward the detail of others. Just make sure to perform as you expect of others, or you will lose universal support due to hypocrisy.

In matters of love and the heart, you must go with the flow stoner Aquarius. Be yourself without inhibitions. Do not enter situations with expectations. Only disappointment will be found with pressure to achieve your lofty goals. The joy will be in the experience of the travel.

Aquarius March 2018

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Aquarius March 2018

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Stoner Aquarius, you should prepare yourself to encounter disappointments and setbacks this month. Although this may sound like a bad thing, do not worry, these are called growing pains. While not everything you undertake will result in your preferred outcome, this is simply because you are entering into uncharted territories. And like with any new endeavor comes the increased chance of encountering unexpected outcomes. If you are able to maintain a positive level of optimism, you will quickly realize these are opportunities for exponential growth, not just grumbling. You will benefit from some substantial meditative sessions. Spend some time contemplating with your favorite strain–you will be reminded that our perspective can mean the difference of seeing the nug jar half empty or half full.

While there might be many who will offer their advice as to how to best tackle the tasks in front of you, Stoner Aquarius, remember that you are the one who ultimately decides the course of action. When you are faced with contradicting advice between what someone else recommends or what you feel is the best path, follow your heart. While it is always a good practice to listen to others, it is best to take these inputs with a grain of salt or a gram of weed. That is to say, allow yourself to the chance to reflect upon the situation at hand before moving forward. The best of both worlds will be to set your mind to your specific goals, know what you think serve you best to accomplish said goals, and rely only upon the input of your closest partners in chronic.

Although it is recommended you stand by your convictions when it comes to your opinions and efforts with regards to the workplace, it will be be of the utmost importance for you to remain pliable when it comes to dealing with matters of the home. This month, there will be no need to sacrifice your ambitions for those nearest to you, however, it will be important for you to acknowledge and address their needs. Whether this means bonding over a bowl of our sacred herb, or late nights conversing and listening to those dearest, all involved will be able to feel their moods elevated to a higher state.

Aquarius February 2018

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Aquarius February 2018

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Stoner Aquarius February has the potential to be huge! Pick up some gold blunt wraps because there will sure to be an occasion to celebrate. You know how this goes stoner Aquarius; I set you up big and then let you down gently. The big cosmic trick to February is that the celebratory celestial support will only come if the seeds have been planted and nurtured in the past.

February will be a positive period for you stoner Aquarius. However, don’t think of this period as lucky or fortunate. The fruit of this fortunate plant will be determined by the love and attention applied during cultivation. For some stoner Aquarius February will be the culmination of a large project or idea. It’s time to lean hard into the final stretch of this passionate project; for now is the time to switch from striving to achieving.

For those stoner Aquarians who do not have a project planted, there is still opportunity to be found in February. Take time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Seek positivity and clarity about your ambitions and passion. If you do not have a passion project ready to reach is cultivated culmination this month, this is simply an opportunity to start a passion project. What you start now will become the celebratory blessing in the future.

Let’s not leave Valentine’s Day out of our cosmic analysis. It’s time for you to take the lead stoner Aquarius. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, confidence and assertiveness will assist in your loving endeavors. Once again stoner Aquarius, have you planted the seeds of love? You will be much more likely to harvest the companionship of another if your have already fertilized and tilled the soil. Stumbling upon a new cannabis companion will be unlikely, but taking an existing cannabuddy to the next level will be possible in February.

Good luck stoner Aquarius, be bold and seize the day!

Aquarius January 2018

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Aquarius January 2018

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Stoner Aquarius, while some will commence this 2018 New Year with a running start, it will be best if you settle into a deliberate pace. It is important you continue to look ahead to the future, but possibly even more important is to be sure of your plans before you embark on any new adventure. This advice holds true during most times, but with all of the ambiguity the new year brings, it will be even more pertinent now. Although it is recommended you proceed with caution, you definitely want to avoid couchlock. Find yourself a good Sativa strain, and stick with it during the start of a new year. While change will occur slowly, and hopefully on your part, deliberately, it will be most beneficial to maintain forward momentum. By harnessing the creative properties of uplifting Sativas, you will be able to make more efficient movement of the choices you make.

Although you are embarking on a new year, with new surprises and experiences, it will be important to finish old projects before you explore any uncharted territories. This is simply a call back to the notion that it will be imperative to be sure of your path forward before you proceed. Counter to the idea of going nowhere fast, you will see more substantial and fruitful results from all of your endeavors. By taking the time to look ahead, you will be able to identify any roadblocks and obstacles that could hinder your success. Because of your diligence, you will not waste time, unnecessarily doing a task twice. This means you will have a good balance between work and relaxing.

Being mindful, Stoner Aquarius, also means paying attention to your stash levels. You definitely do not want to go to pack a celebratory bowl for a job well done, only to find your stash jar is empty! Plus, your peaceful vibes are certain to be noticed by friends and family. You don’t want to disappoint when a loved one needs you to share a special bowl with them.

Your desires and goals, by no means should take a backseat. However, you are likely to find your loved ones to be front and center in many of your pursuits. By focusing on what is right in front of you, peace, love, and harmony will permeate every part and person who is fortunate enough to cross your path.

Aquarius December 2017

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Aquarius December 2017

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Stoner Aquarius December will be an active month. Both the personal sphere and work sphere will be filled with positivity. These two spheres must be kept separate however, as your green living could negatively impact your green earning. There will be enough activity in both worlds to keep you busy planning the next project meeting or interview and the next smoke spot rendezvous. Just be sure to take breaks from your busy work life to enjoy cannabis companions and the terrestrial experience.

Beware of detachment stoner Aquarius. We all need help from time to time working out a problem or solving a puzzle. This month you will need help from a cannabis companion. When you have an unresolved issue, be sure to toke about it with a friend. Nobody can help you if you keep your dilemma to yourself. Spark one up with a cannabis companion and open yourself up to receiving help and companionship.

Work will play a prominent part of your holiday season stoner Aquarius. If you are unemployed or seeking a new employer, keep your efforts high. Positive cosmic winds are blowing in a productive direction. For those with gainful employment, be ready for more responsibility and opportunity. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius, your work is not the place for a higher consciousness. Save the bowls for nights out with friends. You will need your wits about you at work to take full advantage of cosmic blessings this month. Foes in the work sphere will take advantage of real or even perceived stoner stigmas. You will have plenty of energy to fight them off and present yourself as the natural leader you are. With a sharp mind and able spirit, you can overcome conflict to build consensus. You will be a shining star to your employer.

Save the date! December 21st, the Thursday before Christmas. There is a special positive planetary alignment that will have you singing in the streets. Be sure to plan out your day and night with your PIC (partners in chronic).

Aquarius November 2017

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Aquarius November 2017

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The stars have aligned and the universe has your best intentions in mind, Stoner Aquarius, but remember that your efforts are the ultimate factor in whether you meet with failure or success. This means that the successes you achieve will be directly correlated to the amount of positive input you invest, so set your goals high. You will be able to magnify this positive momentum you are building by tackling problems and tasks with a group effort. A friend with green is a friend indeed, so enlist your closest bud-loving buddies to share in the ganja and the glory. Even the greatest endeavors will become much smaller if the work is divided up amongst many minds.

Be confident that your achievements, big and small, will be noticed by management at work–even if they are not vocally acknowledged by your higher-ups. Your optimism and energy will be tangible this month and you will be able to improve the spirits of your coworkers. These attributes have made you noticeably valuable in your job. While you experience a time of great harvests, use this opportunity of great fortune to share with others this plentiful bounty. Some say that, “sharing is caring,” and your actions during this month will strengthen this age old adage. Passing around the peacepipe will create the perfect forum for analysis and advancement of every party’s prosperity.

Smoke buddies will certainly come and go, Stoner Aquarius. There are those who will linger for a while, and those who will be at your side during the most chaotic or charismatic times. During this autumn month, you will discover who will be down to ride with you for the long haul. While the quantity of those you are willing to share in your puff-puff-pass adventures might be fewer, the quality of your adventures will be elevated. Being more selective about who you share the sacred herb with, will only make each moment shared more memorable.

Aquarius October 2017

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Aquarius October 2017

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As the Halloween month arrives, Stoner Aquarius, you are feeling at the top of your game. You may have climbed and conquered many mountains during the summer season, be it metaphorically or literally, but you may also feel like there are tasks left undone. Perhaps there is still that one rock left unturned, that road untraveled, or that one nugg left unsmoked. It is important that whatever remains, that you give it your best shot. Those nearest to you have certainly noticed an improvement in confidence and competence. You have found your groove, it will be important that you stay focused on maintaining this streak of success by keeping busy. Avoid Indica-dominant strains that might lead you to couch-lock and inhibit your forward motion.

For you, it may not always come down to financial motivations, Stoner Aquarius. Your peers will definitely notice that you have a plan, as well as the knowhow to put those plans into action. Your accomplishments can and will be restricted, only by your own initiative. Lay down the pipe, even if this is only with regard to the workplace. You will be able to offer new solutions and new perspective to old problems, but you do not want to limit your chances by clouding the senses. You will find yourself to be in tune to the subtle nuances of the cosmos, you simply need to ensure that you are of the mindset to do so.

While the workplace may bring new challenges and problems to solve, you will find your inner peace on the homefront. An ancient wisdom declares that, ‘sharing is caring.’ You may feel drained from the demands of work, but you are certain to find a second wind when it comes to your personal sphere. You will only benefit from packing the peace pipe and passing it around. This may bolster moral for you and your squad, or perhaps stoke the fire shared with your cannabis companion. Whether it is romantic, or recreational, you and members of your stoney circle will find solace in our evermost sacred herb.

Aquarius September 2017

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Aquarius September 2017

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This September, Stoner Aquarius, you will be readily equipped to tighten up any loose ends that you may be dealing with. You have much business to finalize, however, you will have all the resources necessary to get everything done. Just remember that the difference between success and failure will be up to you. As the seasons transition, you will have the responsibility to make the most of what you’ve got. As they say: recycle, reduce, reuse. Maybe you have some unfinished roaches, or half-finished bowls that can be transformed into something completely new. Whether it is a leftover bowl that needs to be finished, or simply the final touches on that big project that you need to finish up, this is the time to get it done.

Sometimes, we are able to get high with a little help from our friends. During September, you will be that friend who is able to help. It may be coworkers who are not able to see the missing piece of the puzzle to finish that difficult task at work. It may be a close friend who just can’t seem to see the bigger picture. But, with a little help from you, inspired by your favorite cannabis strain, your combined creative energies will be able to get the job done. However, it is not advised that you, or your peers, look strictly for the quick fix. The best use of your efforts will be to solve the problems at hand, but to look further down the road at the long run.

While there will certainly be winds-of-change surrounding you, Stoner Aquarius, you will do best if you are able to stay grounded. Instead of pursuing the highest points, you will encounter more substantial results if you are able to stay grounded. Keep to the Indica varieties of our favorite herb and you will be able maintain a consistent, solid foundation, for when those nearest to you might need a hand to hold onto.

Aquarius August 2017

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Aquarius August 2017

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During this month of August, Stoner Aquarius, it will be best advised to invest your energies into the long term. Avoid unnecessary distractions, as these will only slow you down, or divert you from your original goals. It may not be a bad idea to look into acquiring some nice sticky sativas, as you will be embarking upon multiple spiritual endeavors this month, and the boosts in creativity could be helpful. The old adage, of “sharing is caring,” will be additionally important during this time. While you may feel like you are ready to take on the world, be certain to not turn down a helping hand when it is offered.

Your creativity will be a focal point during this time, as ingenuitive approaches to unexpected problems will help to smooth out results and avoid unnecessary disagreements at work. You may come to find that you are experiencing new found passions in your career life. Embrace these feelings stoner Aquarius. While they may seem foreign initially, the long term payoff will be more than worth it. If you are able to keep your professional work and your smoking work distinctly separate, then ultimately, success is a sure bet.

As summer comes to a close, you will notice a significant expansion of your inner smoking circle. These new connections may arrive in the most unexpected of places, but it will be best to embrace these new opportunities to make new friends. While you are able to offer support to those who need it, don’t hesitate to ask for help when needed. Summer may be waning, but there is still ample opportunity to make the most of the sunshine left at hand.

Aquarius July 2017

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Aquarius July 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, you may find yourself this month with an unexpected feeling of disbelief. But, don’t worry, what you are actually experiencing is amazement at a new found peace you will discover. While at first you may not know exactly how to handle this blessing, the best advice will be to embrace it. Although it will be important to take advantage of this stage in life, it will be equally necessary to stay grounded. While others might pack a bowl or roll one up to escape for a while, you will find that the sacred herb will help remind you of your immediate surroundings. If you are able to find a balance between this time of bliss, and handling business, you can expect to experience success in all of your undertakings.

Whether you have recently started a new job, or you have been in your current career for some time, you should expect an increased confidence in your abilities to accomplish tasks before you. As you become more and more familiar with what is expected from you at work, you will show the higher-ups that your competence should not be question. Seek out and find that sweet smoking sativa, Stoner Aquarius. This will be precisely the lift you will need to keep you in the zone and clearly focused on your goals.

Towards the end of the month, Stoner Aquarius, you might feel yourself slowing down or running out of energy. You do not have to worry about this because your accomplishments will be many and noticeable. And, the good news is that you will have the support of your closest buds. If you find that your mood is lower than you want, know that you can make it higher with a little help from your friends. Whether it’s help finishing a do-it-yourself project, or help finishing a freshly packed bowl, be confident that your loved ones will have your back. Collectively, you and yours will be more than able to conquer all the wonderful surprises summer has in store.

AQUARIUS JUNE 2017

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AQUARIUS JUNE 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, just like the spring flowers blossoming beneath the summer sun, so will you too experience noticeable offshoots and new growth. These expansions of self may not always be in the area you would expect, but new undertakings and meeting new people is a guaranteed part of your future. Wherever your path leads, you will be able to maintain your relaxed, yet steady pace. That is to say, it will be nearly impossible to throw you off your groove, stoner Aquarius. While it is recommended that you take time to stop and smell the roses, maybe smoke some sacred flowers, don’t spend too much time with your head in the clouds.

Whether you are a self-employed Aquarian, or recently started in a new position, you will accomplish all of your endeavors. However, this depends on if you are able to look down the road to see the potential bumps ahead. Do this and you will quickly move from one task to the next, each being more easily accomplished and successful than that last. It will be important for you to do whatever it takes to keep the peace. Whether you are close enough with your coworkers to enjoy passing around the peace-pipe, or you maintain a more formal relationship, it will be up to you to keep the chaos at bay. As long as you are able to keep in good standing with your peers, you will be able to solve even the most unexpected challenges.

Since you will not need to worry about the realm of work, you will be able to invest most of your energies into the personal sphere. The best advice is to burn it slow, Stoner Aquarius. There will be many opportunities to enjoy some serious quality time with friends and family, so be sure that you are fully present during these moments. Keep your smoke circle small this month. This will mean everybody gets to enjoy a bit more of our favorite herb and you will know for sure that everyone in the squad will be down to ride. Although you may encounter many new faces along your travels, the most important focus should be the best buds you already have.

AQUARIUS MAY 2017

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AQUARIUS MAY 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, perhaps for the month of May, it is best recommended that you seek out some of those stickiest of Sativas. While the universe will not necessarily be an adversary, you will definitely find yourself tested on your problem solving skills. That sacred sativa will provide that extra boost needed and help you to tap into your more creative side. Remember Aquarius, if there is a solution to the problem that you are facing, then there is nothing to worry about. And, equally, if there is no solution, then there is nothing to worry about. So, do not waste energies on unsolvable issues. Instead, invest your talents and focus on tackling the problems that come your way one at a time. As long as you do not spread your efforts too thin, there will be no obstacle too great to overcome.

If you are feeling like the odds are stacked against you with regards to aspects in the workplace, proceed with the confidence that there will be no puzzle that you will not be able to solve. The best advice will be to keep your nose to the grind and have that freshly ground herb at the ready. Be careful to ensure that these areas are kept separate. The only foreseeable problems will arise if you are unable to keep your work and play times distinct from one another. Use your smoke sessions to reflect on and establish the goals that will lead to success in the workplace. As long as you have invested the time necessary to come to solid conclusions, you will be able to work towards and accomplish all your aspirations.

Whether you will decide to cement your current relationship, or break apart and pursue new personal prospects, the spring season will bring about new approaches to old connections. You may find that you and your closest smoking partner are ready to take it to a new level. Equally possible, you may realize that the grass really is greener on the other side and set your sight on new pastures. Regardless of the path that you choose, know that this decision will be for the better.

AQUARIUS APRIL 2017

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AQUARIUS APRIL 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, you may want to feel overwhelmed with all the dynamic changes that will be swirling around you this month. But, stay calm, have the pipe handy, and remember that all these changes will be for your benefit. Regardless of what your plans are, it will be important to have a plan. As long as you are prepared, the unexpected will have much less of an impact. You are more than able to steer events and shape them to your likings, as long as you are able to see through the smoke.

If you are looking to explore new openings in the workplace, do not be too hasty. Although some say that the herb is greener on the other side, do not be too quick to leave your current employment situation, especially if you cannot identify any particular grievance. Now, if you want to investigate other facets that may improve your financial well being, go for it. However, it will be important to strike a balance between pursuing something new and maintaining that which sustains you. This will require some meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning stage of the month. Relax and allow yourself a little time for the brain to be a bit hazy. We’re not talking dazed and confused status, but, if you roll one up and burn one down, when the smoke clears you will have better perspective on how to proceed.

While you might experience many novel experiences in the spiritual or work spheres stoner Aquarius, your home life will be your safe space. Whether you are flying solo, or partnered with a special someone, those around you will demand very little from you. This means you can invest your energies specifically where you want to. Without much being required of you, you will be more ready to help others when you can. Whether it’s being a helping hand, open ear, or simply packing a bowl big enough for two, you will only be a blessing to those fortunate enough to know you.

Aquarius March 2017

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Aquarius March 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, this March, even if things do not go to plan, remember to keep calm and smoke on. While there will likely be a few bumps along your travels, find confidence in the fact that ultimately you will reach your final destination. Any missteps can be easily corrected, and you will lose no time in accomplishing the tasks that you set out to achieve. While some of your goals may be lofty, remember that it is okay to have ‘high’ aspirations. As long as you are able to keep to a slow burn, you will be sure to have the time to keep up your grind.

Not much will slip past your senses, Aquarius. Your keen observing nature will be your best asset this March. While others might be easily distracted, you will be able to keep your work and play separated. Smoke only during the slow times, when you need to relax and recoup. Otherwise, it will be best to put down the pipe when work needs to be done. Your goals are more than accomplishable as long as you are able to keep a clear head when working towards them. It will be a good idea to share your ideas with those you trust most. But, don’t share your secrets. This month it will be important to get feedback to help in the pursuit of your goals. However, you know better than anyone how to achieve your goals so keeping criticism to a minimum will be your best bet.

This month, it is recommended that you keep an open and honest mind. Those around you appreciate hearing your thoughts, so there will be no need to fib or fabricate what exactly your ideas are. Keep the peace pipe handy and be ready to share when you notice someone close who may need the extra pick-me-up. However, when it comes to receiving news, especially if it’s not such great news, try to keep a clear mind. Handle your business first and you will have plenty of time to unwind with some good friends and great bud.

Aquarius February 2017

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For the month of February, stoner Aquarius, it will ultimately be your decision whether or not to follow the advice that comes your way. But, when faced with the choice of following your brain or your heart, go with the latter. While those around you are invaluable when it comes to wanting to help, only you know the true extent of your goals and the paths that you must follow to achieve them. With this being said, it is recommended that you stick to the sacred Sativas when you do find yourself sharing and caring a fresh green bowl amongst friends. The creative energies that are promoted by this particular variety of our favorite plant will give you the focus needed to sift through all the incoming ideas. Although you might find yourself being given unwarranted recommendations from your inner circle, this will be the best format to help foster and grow your most promising aspirations.

Aquarius, while you might like to keep your herb loud, do not let the words coming from around you fall on deaf ears. Sometimes, it is best recommended to stick with what works. Although it is never a bad idea to implement a new, more efficient approach, sometimes it is better to proceed with methods that are tried and true. Be careful to not share your stash or your secrets with coworkers that perhaps will not repay the kindness. Their intentions may be wishing you the best, however, the outcomes of their recommendations may not result in benefiting your best interests.

Stick to the script, Aquarius. Your home life will experience a time of prosperity as long as you don’t go seeking conflict. In fact, those of the Aquarius sign that do not yet have a partner should find themselves with a potential new smoking buddy. Whether your relationship with your best bud is more recent, or second generation, be sure to keep it light. Don’t rush into revealing too much, too quickly. Sometimes part of the magic is in the mystery.

Aquarius January 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, the new year brings with it all of the promise and potentials of a fresh start. Whether your goal is a new job, getting that promotion or even as simple as expanding your glass collection there is nothing that you can’t accomplish. It will be important, however, that you invest the time figuring out and planning what exactly it is you want to accomplish. There will be no task too big or small for you as long as you give a good thought on how to approach the matter. As busy as you will be, it is important you remember to take the time to unwind and recharge the batteries. So don’t feel guilty when you make the time to enjoy a fresh bowl of that ever-so-sacred herb. You will only be able to work so hard if you are rested and able to focus on the next goal.

Don’t fret if you aren’t able to get everything done on your to-do list at one time. What matters most is the quality of your accomplishments, not the quantity of them. If you don’t give your all to each project then you are wasting your time and that of your coworkers. And again, if you need to motivate yourself by remembering that kind bud you just got that is home waiting for you after work. Although it may not always be the easiest do your best to play nice with others. Whether it’s your peers at work or family members, you will all get more done if you are able to first get along.

We would not expect roses to grow if you plant pumpkin seeds. Just like it would be difficult to harvest kindness from anger or bad vibes. Your energies will affect those around you, for better or for worse. So some simple advice starting the new year; share the kind bud and the kindness, let others have their bad days while you enjoy every moment.

Aquarius December 2016

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Stoner Aquarius, you could not ask for a better aura with which to end the 2016 year as you continue to roll into the next. Even the tough times you are able to look back on with nostalgia–and the good times are remembered even more vividly. The best course of action will be for you to continue to work hard and smoke tough. Although the year (especially the second half) has been mostly kind to you, it is important to stay diligent. You have come to learn a lot about yourself Aquarius: What strains you like best, whether you prefer a bubbler to a water pipe, joints over blunts. Use this self-knowledge to keep the energies moving forward and the batteries charged.

There will be no need to rush toward the new year Aquarius. If needed, be sure to take the time to stop and smoke the flowers. There are big happenings headed your way. But it will be good for you to read all of the fine print that comes with these fortunate events. As much as possible, be certain of your next steps before taking them. The farther down the path, you are able to see the better you will be equipped to address any obstacles.

Know that whatever journey you may find yourself on is the one that was meant to be. Perhaps you are lucky enough to have a fellow, special smoker along for the adventure. Avoid chasing greener pastures, Aquarius. If life on the home front brings you comfort and confidence, be wary of opportunities that seem too good to be true–they may be there to lead you into the thicket. Take care of you and yours first, and everything else will fall into line.

Aquarius November 2016

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Super smoker Aquarius, during the November month of 2016, you will have an air about you that people will notice. And we’re not just talking about the lingering aroma of the herb that you may get to enjoy. The case may be, however, that you are not seeing yourself in the same positive light that others observe you in. At times, when end results seem questionable you might want to slow it up a bit and take the easy road. Don’t do it Aquarius–just keep it calm and grab the bong. As long as you know in which direction you’re headed you will get to your final destination, regardless of the bumps or roadblocks you encounter.

To use an ultimate cliche, Aquarius, ‘what goes around is sure to come back around’. We can hope that perhaps what is returned to us is sticky, green, and smokeable. The best way to increase the odds of an herbal return is to keep your karma as positive as possible. This may mean that you may have to be the one that has to avoid conflict and confrontations. You will have the ability to avoid the drama with coworkers or family members. But, you will have to be the one to make the effort.

If you are unsure of what new goals or conquests you want to pursue, then you may experience a lot of time where you, “hurry up and wait”. This will be okay as long as you are making some kind of decisions towards what progress you want to accomplish. Even if this progress is internal. You always know someone who is closest to you who is willing share a bowl and take a mind-expanding adventure.

Aquarius October 2016

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Aquarius, you must have done well in accumulating some excellent Karma in recent months. This will be especially important heading into the Fall and Winter as there will be less sun on your back to keep energies high. So, having a little extra reserve to go around will be great indeed. It will be important to balance the highs with the lows; aka, it will be good if you are able to the keep the herb and the handy work separate. This will allow you to make the most of your investments. Whether it be work or play, the goal is to go for it big.

If all else fails, trust yourself stoner Aquarius. You know what it is that you wish to accomplish. When those around you seek to impede your efforts, don’t strain yourself to fight them on it. Those who wish to pursue negative actions are going to do so, regardless of your actions. Keep calm, and toke on. And then get back to handling your own business. I think it was once said, “haters are going to hate,” so do your best to keep it all love. Sometimes sharing is caring, but just be careful with what others are trying to share with you.

On the home front, you may have to be a little bit more thoughtful. Depending on how the sacred herb affects you, may mean smoking more or picking up the pipe a little less. If things are feeling a little shaky, don’t rush into making hasty decisions. However, if you are able to meditate on the matters and still come to the same conclusion then proceed with what needs to be done. Aquarius, you are the grower of your own spiritual garden, just be sure to do your best to flourish.

Aquarius September 2016

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During the beginning of the fall season, stoner Aquarius, you will have the potential to lift yourself higher. You may already know what it is you want to accomplish, but it will be up to you tip the scales. If a goal is seeming out of reach, you may simply need to reposition the angle of your approach, not your goal. You know what it is that you wish to achieve, so don’t settle. When you run into a fork in the road on your journey toward success, this will be the time to settle down and have a bowl and weigh your options. It is not a matter of choosing the ‘right’ path, you already know what it is you want Aquarius. This pause will not necessarily help you choose your path, but rather it will give you the time to prepare yourself for what will come next.

In the workplace, trust yourself and your peers. You are all working towards the same ends and it will be best to maintain your confident attitude. Not necessarily at work, but if you run into conflicts amongst your coworkers it may be helpful to share some peace and the pipe. If you are able to meet on common ground, perhaps over a bowl of freshly ground green, everyone involved will be able to find something they have to share. Keeping the balance will ensure all parties are in sync and flowing in the same direction.

It will be important that you don’t sacrifice your desires in order to maintain the status quo. Your passions are your own, even if you share this love with a significant other. If at first, you do not succeed in the sphere of romance, don’t fret. But, also do not force the issue. Light one up with your lover and see if there is still a spark. You will either rediscover the fire you two share or find that it may be time to find a new smoking partner.

Aquarius August 2016

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Keep rollin’ Aquarius. Keep rolling up your down time one joint at a time. Because you will not encounter any drastic obstacles or setbacks this month, it will be important to give additional attention to the little things–otherwise the small can become big before we know it. When you are not problem-solving or reaching those goals, don’t forget to relax. The calming properties of that peace-producing plant can help to keep you fresh and ready for getting work done and ready for what adventures might be calling.

Sometimes stoner Aquarius, it may take longer to see the growth of the seeds we plant today. Bout, don’t be discouraged. Although getting your projects to bloom into completion may not come as soon as you thought, the time for harvest will come. If you experience delays it only means that you have more time to cultivate and prune your efforts. You will be able to see when one approach is not working and if needed, be able to figure out how to refocus on the problem from a new angle.

Whatever the zodiac sign of your partner or closest partner in chronic may be, you will both do well by slowing the pace during the final months of the summer sun. It can be as simple as packing up the pipe, ‘hitting’ the local trails, and enjoying the local greenery around you. If you both are able to remember to travel light you will be able to make it even further in your travels. Good cannabis and great conversation–it can be a wonderful recipe for having a smokin’ summer.

Aquarius July 2016

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While the month may not unfold in the precise ways you have planned, stoner Aquarius, your days will still be filled with plenty of excitement. You may feel that you are left to your own devices and that the universe is overlooking you. But, you will be able to accomplish and overcome any of the problems that pop up. You may have to reach out to your smoking buddies to get the help you need in order to burn through these issues. And, know that they will be more than glad to help you finish that bowl. Once you all have tackled your toking duties, let the conversation flow. Even if it feels like you are being isolated, you are not alone. Use the wisdom offered by your partners in chronic and you will be amazed at how simple the solution turns out to be.

In past months you may have felt that you weren’t accomplishing your tasks at work with full force. Aquarius, you will be able to see things through at 100% as long as you are willing to ask for assistance. Don’t let your pride be the reason why you do not meet with full success. You may be surprised by your peers, both with their competence in the workplace and their competence when it comes to cannabis. Using the buddy system when doing work will leave all parties involved more energies to enjoy that beautiful bud off the clock. The best advice in order to keep grinding at work is to keep the herb ground and ready to roll at home.

Although you may feel that you are supposed to go at it alone, pay attention to what’s going on with those around you. Just like the workplace, relationships at home can be easily overlooked if we do not listen to what’s happening to others. But, if we are willing to invest the time to help others, you will see all the payoffs. Each person will be able to have the others’ back, and then you will just have to figure out who’s bringing the green.

Aquarius June 2016

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Stoner Aquarius, this June, you may feel like the elements are conspiring to bring you harm. Remember, that roots run deep. You are grounded solidly, but it will be up to you to best utilize the resources around you in order to continue your upward growth. You can and WILL accomplish what you set out to, as long as you acknowledge that you can overcome whatever twist or turn the universe has in store for you. It is recommended that you keep your tokin’ time to the evenings. Your days, although manageable, will require your full attention and you will not need any extra help in becoming distracted.

Work will offer similar problems, but they will be equally solvable. Pay attention to the little things. Just like a seedling, know what it is that the specific solution requires. If you flood the problem with reactive emotion, you may drown out your opportunity for success. Similarly, coming at an obstacle with too much fervor can burn up the progress you were making. Keep focused and keep your cool. You have all the right answers to overcome whatever comes your way as long as you allow yourself the time realize what each individual situation requires.

When it comes to the home front Aquarius, you will be required to practice patience. It may be as simple as your smoke buddy hogging all the herb. There is no need to get upset. Instead, sit back when the bowl is gone and allow others to pack the next one. The real test will be to see if they are kind enough to offer you greens. If they do not, don’t judge them too harshly–it is simply that you’ve learned the lesson that you may need to be more selective when it comes to choosing those in your smoking circle. This may cause rifts between you and those around you. But, your role will be the easy one. Just be there to welcome them back when they realize their mistakes. And, then you can gladly offer them the first puff.

Aquarius May 2016

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Just like the weather, stoner Aquarius, this month will have its highs and lows. But, just because we cannot predict the rain, doesn’t mean that we cannot prepare for it. May is sure to bring with it plenty of positivity. This does not mean that opportunity will always present itself clearly. During this time, it will be a good idea to slow your roll. Pack that bowl and pick a snack, but instead of turning on the tv, allow your imagination some time to grow and see where it takes you.

You will continue to be an asset in the workplace Aquarius. You’ll be able to “keep it fresh” all throughout the month. This means your problem-solving skills and unique approaches to unexpected issues will definitely produce noticeable results. Stick to sativa strains if you want to maintain your awesome levels of prosperity. It will provide that second wind in the evening times so you will be able to recuperate and keep it rockin’ through your work week.

It’s probably a good thing Aquarius, that your performance is elevated at work; the home front may not be as smooth. When it comes to your significant other, don’t get caught up in the chaos of who is ‘right’. Those energies will prove to be much more beneficial if you and your partner spend them trying to compromise rather than dominate. If needed, take a break…a smoking break that is. You just need to remember that it’s okay to branch out. If one, or BOTH of you, needs some space be sure to take it. Enjoying the peace pipe, even if you are toking in separate smoking circles, will provide the time needed to re-evaluate and maybe reconsider your positions on the problems.

Aquarius April 2016

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In the month of April, stoner Aquarius, it will be better to pay close attention to your journey and worry less about reaching your destination. Although this is not a new idea, even cliché perhaps, you will get more out of your trips by allowing yourself to enjoy the flux of travel. Spring is on your side, but you may not end up in the exact spots that you thought you would. The universe is aligned to keep your energy levels high. I recommend that you keep this high going with a little help from your friends. If you have to chance to be a part of smoking circle or session, you should not pass up the opportunity. This will be the perfect setting to let your mind relax and also hear new takes on old ideas from others. It may not be your plans that need to change, but instead, simply your perspective.

If you are feeling stuck when it comes to your place of work, take a moment to consider whether there is something that you could be doing differently. You may find that if you force your plans to completion that the results may not be as appealing as they looked on paper. Get outdoors. Find your favorite smoke spot and don’t forget to bring with you some herbal inspirations. Sometimes we hold on to ideas too tightly and can lose sight of why that idea was good to begin with. If this understanding gets foggy, light one up and clear the air—and your mind. You may find that being able to see the problem from a distance will enable you to see new angles and approaches that before you may not have noticed.

While you may be having new insights, Aquarius, remember to let those around you learn in their own time. Maintain the stream of creativity flowing by keeping yourself open to what those around you may be learning. Sharing is caring, or so it’s said. We all may grow at different paces, but, we can all claim to have sprouted from the same common ground.

Aquarius March 2016

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Stoner Aquarius, this March do all that you can to keep your priorities in order. Remember that you have to make it, to spend it, to smoke it—and always in that order. There is smoke before the fire, but keep in mind that if we get too much smoke in our eyes we will not be able to focus on the flame. Your motivation to accomplish your goals, (maybe ones that you’ve had for awhile) is only surpassed by your abilities to get things done.

While some may warn against having our heads in the clouds, you acknowledge that from up there you get a better view and can better tackle the issues at hand. As long as you keep your business time and your burn time separate, there is literally nothing you won’t be able to get done. So, Aquarius, use it or lose it. You have amazing insight into where you want to go and what you want to do. This month you will only have yourself to blame if you do not reach those goals. If you choose not to pursue your passions and let the days roll by without making progress towards your goals, you are the one who ultimately loses out. This is not a criticism, but a warning. You have all the resources that you need to accomplish ALL that you want to. Dive in stoner Aquarius. Show people that you can smoke with the best of them but that your realm expands far beyond the confines of your couch.

While you are handling your affairs in the business field, be sure to save some energies and positivity for the home. It is not guaranteed that things will go badly. But, just like our favorite cannabinoid-containing plant, our relationship will dwindle if it is not watered with love and affection. Just remember that when it is time relax and burn one down after that long and prosperous day that you include those special stoners in your life.

Aquarius February 2016

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Stoner Aquarius, although summer may be a long way off, this February will have you feeling all the energies the Sun has to offer. Stay focused and you will wander far in your travels across the universe, so avoid wandering aimlessly. It will be a memorable month as long as you make your plans ahead of hitting the trail. Remember this and the world will be yours for the taking. And after you make it to your final destination be sure to enjoy that blunt, joint or pipe; because, once your work is done you will have plenty of time to space out and watch the smoke swirl.

The workplace will be no less smooth sailing Aquarius. If you are able to remain flexible you will be able to avoid stress even amidst chaotic events. Even with all of your planning, sometimes things veer off course. Everything will be okay as long as you don’t lose your cool. And there should be no reason to. When the unexpected pops up and tries to harsh your mellow, just take a moment to redirect your efforts. You still will reach all your goals even if the route wasn’t the one you originally thought.

When the opportunities arise be sure to invite friends to help you burn (or vape) that bowl. If you have a special significant stoner in your life, don’t forget to include them in your sessions. With as busy as you’ll be this month it will be important to keep your lover in the loop. This person might be your best bud, but they will feel a little neglected if you don’t include them as part of your plans. If you are able to do this, you and yours will have an amazingly positive month ahead.

Aquarius January 2016

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Take it slow this month Stoner Aquarius: That is, be sure to take moments to collect your thoughts, maybe have a bowl and then a stroll around the block. Avoid rushing toward tasks that you have not yet given thought. You know what you want Aquarius, but you will best achieve these ends if you are thinking ahead. If you find yourself feeling a bit dazed and confused it is okay to slow the roll even more.

Don’t worry about not getting enough done. While others will be starting their year making resolutions, you will be reaching your goals and handling business. As long as you keep your business and blunt times separate, each will be optimal and enhance the quality of the other. Avoid those who might be envious of your enthusiasm. Instead of competing, collaborate. All parties involved will benefit more from a peace pipe offering than from trying to pull the others in different directions.

If you are able to find this peace, keeping it will be easy and your home life will experience an increase in positivity. You are sure to win the argument if the situation arises, but the real win will be avoiding conflicts before they become problems. Find a common ground. Maybe “Green” is everyone’s favorite color (and herb). Use this commonality to aid in understanding the other’s perspective and you will forget what all the fuss was about to begin with.

Aquarius December 2015

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Aquarius, the winter may not be your time to shine, but there will be enough of you to go around. You will have to be a bit more selective when you decide on where and what that you invest your time. The goals you wish to accomplish will get done, but not without energy on your part. Don’t let yourself get too drained, stoner Aquarius. Be mindful of what you’re smoking on. Sativas can provide energy, but brainy strains can also leave us wandering around the hallways of our minds for too long. Likewise, be sure to avoid the couchlock potential with too heavy of an Indica strain.

The best advice to offer is the simple reminder to pay attention. Knowing how you will personally respond to certain types of the sacred herb can mean the difference between a weekend to remember and one you’d much rather forget. If you feel that your pay off in the workplace is not satisfactory enough, this may not be your fault. If you are having doubts on the quality of your work, look instead to the content–Maybe it is your passions that have changed, not your productivity.

On the home front, stoner Aquarius, remember that you cannot help others unless you yourself are feeling fresh and ready to rock. Your friends and loved ones will follow you to the ends of the earth, but they may be waiting for you to lead the way. Load up a bowl and get ready to have a ball. Those closest to you are going to be more than glad to help you out with that freshly packed bowl. Allow the herbal remedies to bring you all closer together; the shared experience of passing a pipe can be one of the best starting points for better understanding.

Aquarius November 2015

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Aquarius, although autumn is upon us, be sure to recharge those batteries and soak up as much of the dwindling sunlight as the seasons will allow. With the ever shortening sun at your back, your attitude can only benefit. This is not to say that November will be completely smooth sailing, however, with your stockpile of positive energies you should be able to avoid any drastic or dire situations that come your way.

In the workplace, keep it pushing. If you feel like your actions and efforts on the job are going unnoticed, fear not. Even if your employer is not giving you direct credit for your efforts, your results speak for themselves. So don’t fret. Continue to show all your potential and capabilities and the acknowledgements will soon follow. In the meantime, when you get the chance to relax do so with extra vigor. To counter the hard work you put in during the nine-to-five, don’t forget to allow yourself the time to unwind at home. Spark one up and then enjoy the fresh fall air while the rain isn’t dampening your groove.

Things on the home front may seem a little more bumpy than usual. But, with the help of our wonderful muse Mary Jane, home life will conduct itself a little more smoothly. Remember that although you can help those around you, it is not always possible to fix others’ problems completely. It is always considered kind to offer to share the chronic relief, but this will not always be the solution. Sometimes the best remedy is to offer to share—if that is not what that person needs then the next best thing may be a simple as to offer to listen.

Aquarius October 2015

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The simplest path, stoner Aquarius, is not always the correct path. When faced with the decision of quick, or creative responses, go with the latter. Don’t wait for the stars or other people to reveal what is the right choice, be a trailblazer. For that matter, be a blunt blazer. As long as you’ve already picked your destination, it doesn’t matter if you spend a little more time by taking the scenic route. It is recommended that you keep that celebratory joint un-sparked until you reach your final destination. If not, you may allow yourself to become easily distracted and you could end up in completely unknown territory.

This October it is advised to enjoy some of your smoke sessions on the solo. Spending time enjoying your bowls without any external distractions will allow you the time you need to stay focused on what is important. With this in mind, whether or not you include the pipe, the time you spend on self-reflection will prove beneficial. There will be those who offer advice, even if it wasn’t asked for, but you are the one ultimately who is affected. So, remember at the end of the day, the decision is yours and yours alone.

With regards to perhaps that special someone, just because you have a path in mind, doesn’t mean you can’t take small detours. If you have a lover, invite them to join in on some of your smoking time. It is possible to share a path but not sacrifice your preferences. You do not have to fear straying from your goals. However, by allowing yourself to experience someone else’s perspective you will not narrow your path, but instead expand the horizon of your journey.

Aquarius September 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, don’t fret too much about what events the universe decides to put on your plate this month. It may seem like there are surprises around every corner, you will have the knowhow and energies to face the unexpected with your full focus. In order to maintain your activeness, go ahead and search out those uplifting qualities of a nice, sweet sativa. By keeping yourself (and your high) on the up, you will be able to avoid burnout and keep the mind fresh for creative problem solving.

Use the workplace as an outlet for your ambitions. Whatever your tasks or projects may be, you can address them with full confidence in your abilities to accomplish them. Whatever you do; don’t let your smoke slow you down when it comes to your pursuit of success. September can be a month where you let your inner light shine through at work, to both your peers and your leaders. The only one who can diminish this month’s brightness is you. Stay focused on your project oriented work and people will notice.

With regards to bigger plans, be sure to schedule them for the first part of the month. Home life should be mostly smooth but, not necessarily stable. Be sure to stock up on all green things early. It will probably be needed in later weeks and having a nice supply will be one less thing to interrupt your happenings at home. If things with that special someone seem to be getting a little tense, go ahead, smoke a bowl and enjoy a nice stroll together in the outdoors while the weather is still nice. Allow yourself the time to decompress and reflect, then try having the conversation again.

Aquarius August 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, you may feel that life is dull and uneventful, or at least moving at a slower than usual pace. But, like making the perfect munchie-curing meal, there is going to be some prep work required. When your schedule seems like you have too many blank days, take the time to figure out how you want to fill them and then put it into action. Perhaps you’ve been thinking about a new hobby like hemp braiding, hiking, or maybe you want to try your hand at creating blunt art, (yup, it’s totally a real thing.)

August and peak summer sun will help to fill you with a seemingly endless supply of energy. You will have the resources, mainly plenty of time, to pursue new experiences. Without an outlet for activities you risk that energy turning into restlessness—so keep yourself busy.

One thing you definitely don’t have to worry about this month is worrying. Your abilities and determination will leave you with no lasting problems, especially in the workplace. Whether it’s at work or a weekend smoke session with the buds, be sure to pay attention and to listen to those around you. Others may have welcomed insight into ideas you’ve been trying to work through on your own. The herb somehow seems to taste better when it’s being shared with someone else. As we head into the final leg of summer, make plans to share your peace with the ones you love. Sometimes it’s fine to not worry about where you’re headed if the company you are with is good.

Aquarius July 2015

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If life does not seem to be providing you enough twists and turns to keep you from getting bored, go out and find your own excitement. My stoner Aquarius, you may traditionally prefer a more stoney style of unwinding and your go-to herb is a nice relaxing indica strain. If you feel stagnant and glued to the couch, try making your plans before tokin’ the bowl. To match the positive energies that you are feeling during the extended hours of summer, try switching it up with a more cerebral sativa and embrace your creative side. The main thing to remember for this month is to keep it fresh. Go down that trail you’ve never taken before on the hike you’ve done a hundred times.

You may have many goals in the workplace and on the home front; so feel free to shoot for the moon! Your abilities to approach events with a positive and energetic attitude will make those goals more than reachable. Just remember that the higher we go, the closer we are to the sun—don’t burn yourself out. When faced with deciding what tasks you will turn your focus to next, choose quality over quantity. What good is picking flowers if we don’t spend the time to smell them?

It could be advised that you try to carry an extra bowl or two with you. Your success and stamina this month will be noticed by others around you. Although they may not ask, sharing a bowl with you might be just what they are needing right now. Your calm and calculated vibes, and of course a good bowl shared with a friend in need, will always be a great use of your time.

Aquarius June 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, the month of June will be bringing to you more energy and focus than you will know what to do with. Yes, this month you will be getting things done! With all of this extra “oomph” behind you, don’t forget to give attention to the mechanical side of things, your body. While a nice sativa may bring you that extra spunk and creativity; embrace those strains that may be higher in CBDs as this is where we find those wonderful healing properties. If you can maintain the balance between accomplishments and caring for your body, there is really nothing on that to-do-list of yours that cannot get crossed off.

June brings to you a period of peace and prosperity. In the workplace, pay attention to the details and be selective on where you invest those energies. You’ve found your groove Aquarius, but it is up to you to use this momentum to smooth out any bumps you may have noticed. This is true especially in the workplace, as the quality of your work will get noticed. The best part is that you will have enough energies to conquer both the day-to-day tasks and bring the remaining energies with you to invest in the place you call home.

Those who know you well will be positively influenced by your apparent magnetism. Which is why it is important to keep watch on your personal well-being. Those magnificent powers of that sacred herb may be just exactly what you and your loved ones need to share. Keep your attention to the things that matter. Remember that we ruin that which was almost ripe by tampering too much. Keep your sights on the end result and allow things to flourish in their own time.

Aquarius May 2015

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Aquarius, just like water running off the back of a duck, not even the most dampening of circumstances can grab hold of you this month. May brings you an evenness, balance, and an energy that will go uninterrupted; so long as you don’t go looking for trouble. If you are willing to embrace this ever materializing positivity you will have all the necessary pieces to go in whichever direction you decide. Although Zen will be your mantra for this month, don’t let yourself become overconfident. If a problem presents itself, it may be you that needs to shift perspective.

The work place will be your canvas this month. What you want to see created, you can achieve it. What you want to see improved, you can build it higher and better than it was before. But, with all this forward momentum you are manifesting, it will be best to avoid couch-lock. Sativa strains are your recommended go to pick-me-up. And for you, stoner Aquarius, this month you do not need to worry about choosing your peace, or the pipe. You can have both.

At home, or on the love front, do your best to keep the piece and your peace within arm’s reach. If it seems like a problem is surfacing, this is a good sign that maybe you both just need to pause and share a bowl. There is nothing that you cannot work through while it is still small. And a little patience and perseverance will be all that is needed to keep on this path of productiveness.

Aquarius April 2015

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This month, stoner Aquarius, you may feel that bad vibes are all around, but don’t let them get you down. Grab the pipe or papers and do your best to rise above it all. Some people may try to warn you against having your head in the clouds, but you’ll find that the view from higher up is actually much clearer. By allowing there to be distance between you and the problems you are facing you will be able see them in a different light. This new perspective may be exactly the solution needed to tackle old problems. Use this forward momentum and apply the positive energy where it will be most useful, in the work place. With so many things going on at once, you may find work being a welcomed distraction instead of a burden. Finding your groove might be tricky at first, but this investment upfront will help to smooth out the rest of the month.

Likewise, on the home front, you may find offering up the peace pipe to those closest to you will have its own benefits. It will be important to keep in mind that the problems popping up now have seeds that were planted long ago. Even though the pipe is not the final solution, the conversation may come a little easier once everyone is a bit calmer. Take the time to pause and consider the words before they are said to the other person. This will help to avoid small problems from getting bigger and all sides of the argument win when there is sincerity in the words being spoken.

Aquarius March 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, this March may not be what you expected, but this does not have to be exclusively negative. The month may start off bumpy, but the potential for growth is there, you may just need to add a little bit of water. Don’t be too hasty when making decisions on how to handle all the newness, if things are looking a bit hazy open a window and let the smoke clear out. What you’ll find is a clearer perspective and new opportunities budding all around. Remember both plants and opportunities need care and attention to grow. Be sure to focus on your investments and the returns they bring will follow soon.

If you find yourself feeling a little disoriented; you’ll be able to find shelter in your closest relations. For you and your love, it’s about all about the “what’s next?”. Even if it’s just figuring out what kind of pizza to order the next time the two of you get the munchies, your relationship will become more and more solid with each joint decision. Feel free to channel the good vibes from friends and family into the areas in life that you feel need to get smoothed out. Your friends’, best buds, or fellow cannabis companions will be supportive of the choices you decide to pursue. They’ve got your back covered so you can keep moving forward.

Apply this new momentum to your work and you’ll be able to roll ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, maybe not literally of course. It’s probably recommended that we enjoy our herbal remedies while in the comfort of the home. (Plus there’s a couch at home.) Stoner Aquarius, feel confident that any advanced efforts will lead to advancement in your career goals.

Aquarius February 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, this February you get to do it all. You may have heard the saying “go big, or go home.” This month you don’t have to choose—Go big AND go home. With the Sun at your back and the wind in your hair you will notice a new level of energy and motivation that is uncommon, but very welcomed. February is not about uncharted territories; instead, you will realize that the roadblocks that were keeping you feeling stuck can be knocked down and that boundaries are only there in our imagination.

You may surprise yourself this month Aquarius, when you notice that the job in front of you might be a little easier without a joint in the hand. The plus side to putting a little less green in the bowl is that you’ll find a little more green in the wallet. Focus these newly found finances on advancing your smoking quality as a reward for the solid work being accomplished. Within this month’s theme of advancement, consider upgrading our smoking efficiency instead of just packing a bigger bowl. It saves green all around and its healthiness may result in a new found clarity.

Feeling fresh and accomplished from all this optimization budding around, you’ll find yourself grooving through the second half of the month. Your inner peace will extend beyond yourself. Those around you will benefit from the coolness of your insight and your positive attitude will boost up the relationships of those around you. In short, February will be a blazing win for you!

Aquarius January 2015

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Aquarius, you are very aware of one the most primal stoner protocols — if there is Green in the mix then the rules are as follows: puff…puff…pass! Although you are not one to pass the offer to share a bowl, you will find that being more selective with who you’re tokin’ up with will give you more chance to grow specific relationships, particularly that special smoke buddy. This doesn’t mean you have to give up smoking circles. But, as the circle shrinks to a square, then a triangle, you will eventually come to the realization that the closest distance between two points is a straight line. Once there are fewer distractions in the way, you will discover yourself ready for a new kind of relationship, even if it’s just the next level with your current love affair.

Remember, Aquarius, that there are worse things to have to admit than to say, “I don’t know.” Due to your vast canvas of contacts, you are surrounded by endless knowledge and advice. Don’t be afraid ask for help. If a person’s garden gets bugs, wouldn’t they be much better off asking a more seasoned grower if they know any tips or tricks? Instead of wasting time trying to pick off your problems one by one, it’s much better to work with a partner to figure out a solution that tackles the whole problem. When this lesson is realized, even a stoner’s biggest problems will be up in smoke.

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