Stoner Taurus, let’s look at the coming month as a powerful trip on a cannabis edible. Trip being the key word.
In the beginning the feeling is serene. A sense of calm and relaxation washes over you as if nothing has been taken at all, and this is your natural state of being. Nice and pleasant.
But then the gears change. The body biom begins to break down and consume the cannabis treat in a less familiar way. Stable footing for the stoner Bull becomes shaken by terrestrial unease. Unnerving and paranoid.
But you got this stoner Taurus. You have ridden this canna-ride before. Preparations can be made in advance for the known journey ahead.
The month of May could be gleaned the same way. A pleasant calm feeling in the first decade will give way to turbulent cosmic waves as the month progresses.
Toke time to enjoy the beginning of May with communal smoke sessions with the canna-crew. Recharge the spacesuit for the coming terrestrial cannanaut adventure.
Mercury retrograde is no treat. There is no space map to the journey ahead, much like that powerful edible. But you’ve been here before stoner Taurus. You got this.
When communication breaks down with your stoner tribe, be fluid like water. The more you hold your ground with the powerful weight of your stoner Bullish self, the more negative cosmic currents could sweep you away.
Use your cannabis copilot as a third eye guide. Seek the perspective enhancing vision of the sacred herb in situations of turmoil.
Every trip is personal stoner Taurus. However, the experienced cannanaut can escape the selfish trip trappings of broken communications to see the perspective of others. Not easy, but the key to weathering this coming cosmic storm. God speed stoner Bull.
My bud-loving Bull, of all in the stoner Zodiac, you have the highest times ahead of you this March. Spring is upon us, and you will get to indulge in smelling and smoking the flowers more often than most other signs in your smoke circle.
Your forecast for the month will be filled almost exclusively with good vibes, and of course the stickiest greens. This month is a toking choose-your-own-adventure story. Whether you choose to enjoy your nugs outdoors on a nature walk, or prefer to puff puff pass the time within the four walls of your stoney sanctuary, all sessions are blessed.
But as you puff, just be sure to pay it forward stoner Taurus. Remember that there are many of your cannabis companions who will have more trouble seeing through the smoke.
You will be in a position to be the friend with weed this season. So, when you can, toke the time to pass the dutchie to the left, and invite those who might be stumbling to join you on your cosmic carpet ride.
Just be mindful when there are unfamiliar faces joining the smoke circle. You have every reason to be proud of all the positivity you are manifesting right now stoner Taurus. But remember that not everyone will be as immediately outgoing as you. There will be some you encounter who will be more cautious in opening up to new people. Be patient when you encounter those who are a little more shy.
Of course, you will all have something to agree upon – good ganja. Meet them on their level, and give it time. The best way to get everyone to join the party this month is to keep the cannabis burning, the kind words flowing, and of course my bold stoner Bull, just be yourself.
Are you ready stoner Taurus? I hope so. 2022 gets off to a fast start! Make sure the stash jars are loaded, and you have enough to share.
Universal influence in January begins as the ball drops on 2021. Be ready by the New Moon of the 2nd. Don’t get caught without your favorite strain or your favorite piece.
There will be strong cosmic waves of positivity centered around matters close to the heart. This should soften the hard-charging stride of the stoner Bull. Relationships with close cannabis companions and the stoner fam will reach new highs.
So whether you stock the stash with edible shareables or stand ready to pack a bowl for two, this month will be all about connections with cannabis.
However, be forewarned stoner Taurus: Don’t get stuck in your own head with lofty expectations. Don’t place your high-minded ambitions on matters of the heart. Allow your cannabis copilot to guide you within the universal flow. Good things will come, you just have to let them happen.
As you find your inner chill with the stoner fam, also seek moderation and caution with spending in January. I love your ability to charge straight ahead and go for the big wins, but money matters will need more thoughtful consideration.
The beautiful aspect of the celestial influence this month is the fact that your true canna-fam only care about you, not your things. Sink deep within your support group stoner Taurus. Toke time to share the good green with your best buds. Everything else will take care of itself.
