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The Stoner Aquarius is a blessed soul. Look for this water bearer to be leading the cannabis leagalization rally.

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Aquarius September 2017

This September, Stoner Aquarius, you will be readily equipped to tighten up any loose ends that you may be dealing with. You have much business to finalize, however, you will have all the resources necessary to get everything done. Just remember that the difference between success and failure will be up to you. As the seasons transition, you will have the responsibility to make the most of what you’ve got. As they say: recycle, reduce, reuse. Maybe you have some unfinished roaches, or half-finished bowls that can be transformed into something completely new. Whether it is a leftover bowl that needs to be finished, or simply the final touches on that big project that you need to finish up, this is the time to get it done.

Sometimes, we are able to get high with a little help from our friends. During September, you will be that friend who is able to help. It may be coworkers who are not able to see the missing piece of the puzzle to finish that difficult task at work. It may be a close friend who just can’t seem to see the bigger picture. But, with a little help from you, inspired by your favorite cannabis strain, your combined creative energies will be able to get the job done. However, it is not advised that you, or your peers, look strictly for the quick fix. The best use of your efforts will be to solve the problems at hand, but to look further down the road at the long run.

While there will certainly be winds-of-change surrounding you, Stoner Aquarius, you will do best if you are able to stay grounded. Instead of pursuing the highest points, you will encounter more substantial results if you are able to stay grounded. Keep to the Indica varieties of our favorite herb and you will be able maintain a consistent, solid foundation, for when those nearest to you might need a hand to hold onto.

Aquarius August 2017

During this month of August, Stoner Aquarius, it will be best advised to invest your energies into the long term. Avoid unnecessary distractions, as these will only slow you down, or divert you from your original goals. It may not be a bad idea to look into acquiring some nice sticky sativas, as you will be embarking upon multiple spiritual endeavors this month, and the boosts in creativity could be helpful. The old adage, of “sharing is caring,” will be additionally important during this time. While you may feel like you are ready to take on the world, be certain to not turn down a helping hand when it is offered.

Your creativity will be a focal point during this time, as ingenuitive approaches to unexpected problems will help to smooth out results and avoid unnecessary disagreements at work. You may come to find that you are experiencing new found passions in your career life. Embrace these feelings stoner Aquarius. While they may seem foreign initially, the long term payoff will be more than worth it. If you are able to keep your professional work and your smoking work distinctly separate, then ultimately, success is a sure bet.

As summer comes to a close, you will notice a significant expansion of your inner smoking circle. These new connections may arrive in the most unexpected of places, but it will be best to embrace these new opportunities to make new friends. While you are able to offer support to those who need it, don’t hesitate to ask for help when needed. Summer may be waning, but there is still ample opportunity to make the most of the sunshine left at hand.

Aquarius July 2017

Stoner Aquarius, you may find yourself this month with an unexpected feeling of disbelief. But, don’t worry, what you are actually experiencing is amazement at a new found peace you will discover. While at first you may not know exactly how to handle this blessing, the best advice will be to embrace it. Although it will be important to take advantage of this stage in life, it will be equally necessary to stay grounded. While others might pack a bowl or roll one up to escape for a while, you will find that the sacred herb will help remind you of your immediate surroundings. If you are able to find a balance between this time of bliss, and handling business, you can expect to experience success in all of your undertakings.

Whether you have recently started a new job, or you have been in your current career for some time, you should expect an increased confidence in your abilities to accomplish tasks before you. As you become more and more familiar with what is expected from you at work, you will show the higher-ups that your competence should not be question. Seek out and find that sweet smoking sativa, Stoner Aquarius. This will be precisely the lift you will need to keep you in the zone and clearly focused on your goals.

Towards the end of the month, Stoner Aquarius, you might feel yourself slowing down or running out of energy. You do not have to worry about this because your accomplishments will be many and noticeable. And, the good news is that you will have the support of your closest buds. If you find that your mood is lower than you want, know that you can make it higher with a little help from your friends. Whether it’s help finishing a do-it-yourself project, or help finishing a freshly packed bowl, be confident that your loved ones will have your back. Collectively, you and yours will be more than able to conquer all the wonderful surprises summer has in store.

AQUARIUS JUNE 2017

Stoner Aquarius, just like the spring flowers blossoming beneath the summer sun, so will you too experience noticeable offshoots and new growth. These expansions of self may not always be in the area you would expect, but new undertakings and meeting new people is a guaranteed part of your future. Wherever your path leads, you will be able to maintain your relaxed, yet steady pace. That is to say, it will be nearly impossible to throw you off your groove, stoner Aquarius. While it is recommended that you take time to stop and smell the roses, maybe smoke some sacred flowers, don’t spend too much time with your head in the clouds.

Whether you are a self-employed Aquarian, or recently started in a new position, you will accomplish all of your endeavors. However, this depends on if you are able to look down the road to see the potential bumps ahead. Do this and you will quickly move from one task to the next, each being more easily accomplished and successful than that last. It will be important for you to do whatever it takes to keep the peace. Whether you are close enough with your coworkers to enjoy passing around the peace-pipe, or you maintain a more formal relationship, it will be up to you to keep the chaos at bay. As long as you are able to keep in good standing with your peers, you will be able to solve even the most unexpected challenges.

Since you will not need to worry about the realm of work, you will be able to invest most of your energies into the personal sphere. The best advice is to burn it slow, Stoner Aquarius. There will be many opportunities to enjoy some serious quality time with friends and family, so be sure that you are fully present during these moments. Keep your smoke circle small this month. This will mean everybody gets to enjoy a bit more of our favorite herb and you will know for sure that everyone in the squad will be down to ride. Although you may encounter many new faces along your travels, the most important focus should be the best buds you already have.

AQUARIUS MAY 2017

Stoner Aquarius, perhaps for the month of May, it is best recommended that you seek out some of those stickiest of Sativas. While the universe will not necessarily be an adversary, you will definitely find yourself tested on your problem solving skills. That sacred sativa will provide that extra boost needed and help you to tap into your more creative side. Remember Aquarius, if there is a solution to the problem that you are facing, then there is nothing to worry about. And, equally, if there is no solution, then there is nothing to worry about. So, do not waste energies on unsolvable issues. Instead, invest your talents and focus on tackling the problems that come your way one at a time. As long as you do not spread your efforts too thin, there will be no obstacle too great to overcome.

If you are feeling like the odds are stacked against you with regards to aspects in the workplace, proceed with the confidence that there will be no puzzle that you will not be able to solve. The best advice will be to keep your nose to the grind and have that freshly ground herb at the ready. Be careful to ensure that these areas are kept separate. The only foreseeable problems will arise if you are unable to keep your work and play times distinct from one another. Use your smoke sessions to reflect on and establish the goals that will lead to success in the workplace. As long as you have invested the time necessary to come to solid conclusions, you will be able to work towards and accomplish all your aspirations.

Whether you will decide to cement your current relationship, or break apart and pursue new personal prospects, the spring season will bring about new approaches to old connections. You may find that you and your closest smoking partner are ready to take it to a new level. Equally possible, you may realize that the grass really is greener on the other side and set your sight on new pastures. Regardless of the path that you choose, know that this decision will be for the better.

AQUARIUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Aquarius, you may want to feel overwhelmed with all the dynamic changes that will be swirling around you this month. But, stay calm, have the pipe handy, and remember that all these changes will be for your benefit. Regardless of what your plans are, it will be important to have a plan. As long as you are prepared, the unexpected will have much less of an impact. You are more than able to steer events and shape them to your likings, as long as you are able to see through the smoke.

If you are looking to explore new openings in the workplace, do not be too hasty. Although some say that the herb is greener on the other side, do not be too quick to leave your current employment situation, especially if you cannot identify any particular grievance. Now, if you want to investigate other facets that may improve your financial well being, go for it. However, it will be important to strike a balance between pursuing something new and maintaining that which sustains you. This will require some meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning stage of the month. Relax and allow yourself a little time for the brain to be a bit hazy. We’re not talking dazed and confused status, but, if you roll one up and burn one down, when the smoke clears you will have better perspective on how to proceed.

While you might experience many novel experiences in the spiritual or work spheres stoner Aquarius, your home life will be your safe space. Whether you are flying solo, or partnered with a special someone, those around you will demand very little from you. This means you can invest your energies specifically where you want to. Without much being required of you, you will be more ready to help others when you can. Whether it’s being a helping hand, open ear, or simply packing a bowl big enough for two, you will only be a blessing to those fortunate enough to know you.

Aquarius March 2017

Stoner Aquarius, this March, even if things do not go to plan, remember to keep calm and smoke on.  While there will likely be a few bumps along your travels, find confidence in the fact that ultimately you will reach your final destination.  Any missteps can be easily corrected, and you will lose no time in accomplishing the tasks that you set out to achieve.  While some of your goals may be lofty, remember that it is okay to have ‘high’ aspirations.  As long as you are able to keep to a slow burn, you will be sure to have the time to keep up your grind.

Not much will slip past your senses, Aquarius.  Your keen observing nature will be your best asset this March.  While others might be easily distracted, you will be able to keep your work and play separated.  Smoke only during the slow times, when you need to relax and recoup.  Otherwise, it will be best to put down the pipe when work needs to be done.  Your goals are more than accomplishable as long as you are able to keep a clear head when working towards them.  It will be a good idea to share your ideas with those you trust most.  But, don’t share your secrets.  This month it will be important to get feedback to help in the pursuit of your goals.  However, you know better than anyone how to achieve your goals so keeping criticism to a minimum will be your best bet.

This month, it is recommended that you keep an open and honest mind.  Those around you appreciate hearing your thoughts, so there will be no need to fib or fabricate what exactly your ideas are.  Keep the peace pipe handy and be ready to share when you notice someone close who may need the extra pick-me-up.  However, when it comes to receiving news, especially if it’s not such great news, try to keep a clear mind.  Handle your business first and you will have plenty of time to unwind with some good friends and great bud.

 

Aquarius February 2017

For the month of February, stoner Aquarius, it will ultimately be your decision whether or not to follow the advice that comes your way.  But, when faced with the choice of following your brain or your heart, go with the latter.  While those around you are invaluable when it comes to wanting to help, only you know the true extent of your goals and the paths that you must follow to achieve them.  With this being said, it is recommended that you stick to the sacred Sativas when you do find yourself sharing and caring a fresh green bowl amongst friends.  The creative energies that are promoted by this particular variety of our favorite plant will give you the focus needed to sift through all the incoming ideas.  Although you might find yourself being given unwarranted recommendations from your inner circle, this will be the best format to help foster and grow your most promising aspirations.  

Aquarius, while you might like to keep your herb loud, do not let the words coming from around you fall on deaf ears.  Sometimes, it is best recommended to stick with what works.  Although it is never a bad idea to implement a new, more efficient approach, sometimes it is better to proceed with methods that are tried and true.  Be careful to not share your stash or your secrets with coworkers that perhaps will not repay the kindness.  Their intentions may be wishing you the best, however, the outcomes of their recommendations may not result in benefiting your best interests.

Stick to the script, Aquarius.  Your home life will experience a time of prosperity as long as you don’t go seeking conflict.  In fact, those of the Aquarius sign that do not yet have a partner should find themselves with a potential new smoking buddy.  Whether your relationship with your best bud is more recent, or second generation, be sure to keep it light.  Don’t rush into revealing too much, too quickly.  Sometimes part of the magic is in the mystery.  

Aquarius January 2017

Stoner Aquarius, the new year brings with it all of the promise and potentials of a fresh start.  Whether your goal is a new job, getting that promotion or even as simple as expanding your glass collection there is nothing that you can’t accomplish.  It will be important, however, that you invest the time figuring out and planning what exactly it is you want to accomplish.  There will be no task too big or small for you as long as you give a good thought on how to approach the matter.  As busy as you will be, it is important you remember to take the time to unwind and recharge the batteries.  So don’t feel guilty when you make the time to enjoy a fresh bowl of that ever-so-sacred herb.  You will only be able to work so hard if you are rested and able to focus on the next goal.

Don’t fret if you aren’t able to get everything done on your to-do list at one time.  What matters most is the quality of your accomplishments, not the quantity of them.  If you don’t give your all to each project then you are wasting your time and that of your coworkers.  And again, if you need to motivate yourself by remembering that kind bud you just got that is home waiting for you after work.  Although it may not always be the easiest do your best to play nice with others.  Whether it’s your peers at work or family members, you will all get more done if you are able to first get along.

We would not expect roses to grow if you plant pumpkin seeds.  Just like it would be difficult to harvest kindness from anger or bad vibes.  Your energies will affect those around you, for better or for worse.  So some simple advice starting the new year; share the kind bud and the kindness, let others have their bad days while you enjoy every moment.

Aquarius December 2016

Stoner Aquarius, you could not ask for a better aura with which to end the 2016 year as you continue to roll into the next.  Even the tough times you are able to look back on with nostalgia–and the good times are remembered even more vividly.  The best course of action will be for you to continue to work hard and smoke tough.  Although the year (especially the second half) has been mostly kind to you, it is important to stay diligent.  You have come to learn a lot about yourself Aquarius:  What strains you like best, whether you prefer a bubbler to a water pipe, joints over blunts.  Use this self-knowledge to keep the energies moving forward and the batteries charged.

There will be no need to rush toward the new year Aquarius.  If needed, be sure to take the time to stop and smoke the flowers.  There are big happenings headed your way.  But it will be good for you to read all of the fine print that comes with these fortunate events.  As much as possible, be certain of your next steps before taking them.  The farther down the path, you are able to see the better you will be equipped to address any obstacles.

Know that whatever journey you may find yourself on is the one that was meant to be.  Perhaps you are lucky enough to have a fellow, special smoker along for the adventure.  Avoid chasing greener pastures, Aquarius.  If life on the home front brings you comfort and confidence, be wary of opportunities that seem too good to be true–they may be there to lead you into the thicket.  Take care of you and yours first, and everything else will fall into line.