Air Sign – The Water-Bearer – January 20 – February 18
The stoner Aquarius is the fired up activist within the smoke circle. They are the stoner star sign most likely to bring conspiracy theories to the smoke session conversation. Although eccentric and nonconformist in their lifestyle and attitude, the stoner Aquarius is always ready to match bowls and toke time for others.
The stoner water-bearer always keeps a portable smoke kit on hand. They never know when a protest might break out, or the next turn in their eccentric adventure. These terrestrial tokers are considered aloof by many star signs. With all the large changes required in the world, who has time for pleasantries!
The Bubba Kush Indica strain is a perfect match for the complex Aquarius. Large perspectives and elaborate concepts are not lost on this stoner. However, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can ground the stoner Aqaurius, and help them to slow down to appreciate immediate surroundings.
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Stoner Aquarius the beginning of 2021 will bring confident winds of change, if you are willing to sail into adventure. Although terrestrial escapades always sound nice as you plan smoke circles in distant smoke spots, the adventure of January will have more to do with reignition of internal flames of attitude and spirit.
First stoner Aquarius, toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus this solo smoke session on forgiveness. We all feel, and often succumb to, the societal pressures of our terrestrial world. Perhaps you have fallen asleep as you floated within the collective stream of consciousness. Perhaps you have relented to the pressure imposed by your fellow terrestrial astronauts. It is time to forgive yourself for any internal angst you feel about your attitude or outward motion within the stoner herd.
Now that you have put any internal grievance behind you, it is time to look ahead. Use the reflective power of the sacred herb to reignite those independent drives within you stoner Aquarius. Part of what makes you great are the aspects that make you stand out from the crowd. Bob Marley once said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s time you embrace your independent streak once again my eccentric Water-Bearer.
Now with forgiveness and re-emergence complete, look around and bask in the canna-fam surrounding you. Your best buds have always loved the unique qualities you embrace. Now that you have embraced your internal drives, once again your aura will be bright and electric. This is the exact time when new cannabis companions will gravitate toward your bright glow. Fill your stash jar with the Double Dream cannabis strain for the month. This bright happy hybrid will enhance your internal confidence as you re-emerge from your societal shell And this sacred strain will keep you chatting it up with new smoke circle acquaintances. I can’t wait to see what funky fresh fashion styles you come up with stoner Aquarius. Enjoy the month, and most importantly, enjoy yourself.
Stoner Aquarius December will be mostly breezy with chances of easy. Your natural astrological stoner traits will serve you well as the month unfolds with celestial influence catered to your stoner nature. This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.
In the first half you need to let the natural flow of life take you on a blissful adventure. All cannabis varieties are open to fill up your stash jar. But make sure it is full because there will be plenty of opportunities to match bowls with the larger smoke circle. Lean into this blessed period with outward experience. Canna-fam and smoke circle acquaintances will notice, and appreciate, the golden aura surrounding you. It’s only natural because you are such a likable stoner, and the cosmic influence will only accentuate this quality. However, stoner Aquarius, be forewarned: Even though you have a lot to say, and plenty of people listening, that does not mean you should say it all! The only thing that can derail this positive period is loose lips regarding sensitive topics. Be smart, and be kind.
Stoner Aquarius toke time with the sacred herb on the 14th of December. Celebrate the New Moon with reflective remembrance of cloudy rooms and stoner stories. Marinate in a smoked out solo session baked in positivity about all the communal blessings in your life.
In the second half of the month life might get a bit more serious. Pack bowls with energizing Sativa strains of the sacred herb. The keys to this period will be focus, clarity, and creativity. There may be more unknowns and directional decisions after the New Moon, but with the proper care of attention, and creative solutions, progress should be earned.
A great month awaits stoner Aquarius! A nice float through the terrestrial plane with your cannabis cohorts in the first half; and a creative progressive journey in the second half. Just remember: Grind well, roll tight, and hang loose this month. Always a great prescription for success.
Stoner Aquarius you may find yourself feeling heavy and worn down in the first days of November. This is likely the result of simply trying to do too much. Past Summer passion projects that have piled up, unfinished, now seem more like burdens instead of creative challenges. There is a remedy to this lingering weight: Light one up, and let go stoner Aquarius. Meditate with the sacred herb often in the first decade of November. Use this time with magical marijuana to reflect, and reorganize your priorities. Redirect your efforts into the endeavors you deem worthwhile, and let go of the rest. By the New Moon of the 14th your spirits will feel lighter, and your outlook noticeably higher.
Work and personal spheres may overlap in November. Those stoner Aquarians who are fortunate enough to get to toke with their coworkers will have the option of collaborating on and off the clock. In fact, some of the most innovative ideas might arise from smoky sessions outside of the office. Just make sure someone is taking notes stoner Aquarius. You don’t want to let that flash of stoner genius turn into this phrase, “what-were-we-just-talking-about?” Even those who have to keep their smokin lifestyle on the down low can benefit during this time period by bringing their professional and four-twenty-friendly contacts together. It’s always nice to share a bowl or two amongst friends. But sometimes the best cure for the wear and tear of the weekly grind is sharing a laugh, and a smile, with those we care about most.
After the New Moon, you will be blazing hot and high stoner Aquarius. Once you find your cosmic groove, your only mission will be to keep the good vibes flowing. The secret is to keep it simple. Find strains that will keep you grounded, yet energized. Longtime classics like Blue Dream or Sour Diesel can help lift your mood during the lows, and elevate the good days even higher. It is especially important during these moments of bliss that you keep an eye on your closest cannabis companions. Not everyone around you will achieve such great heights this month. But, luckily you will have enough serenity to share my kind Water-Bearer. Whether it means packing a pick-me-up bowl, or simply sitting in smokey silence listening. It doesn’t always have to be something big, stoner Aquarius, sometimes the only action required is to do your best to pay it forward!
Stoner Aquarius you may enter October feeling less sure of the direction you are headed. When your bearings are lost, keep this montra in mind: Do it for you! You are great at sharing and caring. You are one who easily puts your own needs second to those of others. In October remember my stoner Water-Bearer, it’s not selfish, it’s strategic. If you need to pass on the communal smoke session so you can spend some time alone with just you and the sacred herb, do it! It’s okay to tell your best buds that they can join you on the next adventure; this time you just need to toke one on the trails by yourself. Breathe easy stoner Aquarius, those who are truly your partners-in-chronic will understand this need, and will be waiting with a freshly packed bowl when you return.
Stoner Aquarius the benefits of your solitary endo-excursions will be most noticeable to those in the workplace. Your renewed air of optimism, and your increased confidence will have everyone you work with wanting to be your partner on the next big project. It might be easy to let this attention go to your head. Use your time off the clock to light one up and keep your center grounded. Use your position to build alliances with your peers that share a like minded vision, and those who have higher aspirations for their careers. While at first these partnerships might start off as transactional, don’t be surprised if some of these relations grow to become some of your closest, lifelong canna-buds.
Stoner Aquarius you should anticipate the arrival of a new special someone this Fall. Whether strictly platonic, or with more romantic results, this person will leave you feeling intrigued, inspired, and infatuated by their enigmatic aura. Don’t be shy! People who provoke such intense emotions do not regularly cross our path. When they do though, you want to be sure to break open the special stash! Once you encounter this person, remember there’s no need to rush. You will have plenty of time to share a bowl, and another bowl, and a bowl after that. Although your stories just converged, it can feel like you’ve already known each other for years. The best news stoner Aquarius is that you still have a whole lifetime ahead to smoke and grow together.
Stoner Aquarius September is a month all about you. But these words are not intended to promote selfish endeavors. Instead, meaningful progress will come from internal efforts more so than external situations.
Find connection stoner Aquarius. It is easy to fall into a waking slumber as we pass through time. Early in the month extract some self reflection from a deep meditative dive with the sacred herb. A solo session with an Indica dominant hybrid should do nicely. Use this meditative exercise to wake from your mundane sleep! Bob Marley once said, “Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.” Stop wandering through life comfortable within the routine; especially within smoke circle relationships. Engage with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances. Perhaps they have become more like furniture in your life instead of the interactive canna-buddies they really are. Positive results will flow from this exercise that might uplift the spirit for the remainder of the month.
Toke time for self mid month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the pressure of the terrestrial plain. The cannabis prescription is open to your interpretation and situation. For some this might be a cozy evening with candles and a deep Indica strain. For others this anxiety vacation may be an outdoor activity suited more with a spicy Sativa strain. No matter the activity or the strain, be sure to take advantage of planetary support for a mental vacation.
Stoner Aquarius before the end of the month there will be personal challenges that must be confronted. As with the cosmic theme of September, these challenges have more to do with your internal workings than any outward influences. Find confidence within a lit bowl of the sacred herb. Everything will work toward progress as long as you are willing to face the challenge.
Stoner Aquarius Summer is in full swing, and there are endless trails and bowls to blaze. Whether you fill your calendar, or leave your schedule wide open, the physical and philosophical worlds are yours to explore. And, often you will be able to adventure through both at the same time. Whatever your plans are, they should include many endo-excursions in the great outdoors. Find your zen stoner Aquarius! Whether it is at the top of a mountain, or at your favorite secluded smoke spot, light one up and free your mind.
Some at work may look at you this month, and think you have your head in the clouds. But those who share your herbally enhanced third eye sight, will see your quirky approaches for what they are, creative and potentially groundbreaking. Regardless of the vote of confidence you receive from your coworkers, know that as long as you have the determination, you have the tools needed to manifest your vision. However; many hands make heavy work much lighter. If you can enlist the skills and support from allies in the workplace, you will see your plans come to fruition more quickly, and with fewer setbacks. When you have multiple minds on a project, remember that disagreements do not always need to become arguments. Keep the peace pipe packed if you are fortunate enough to get to puff puff pass with your coworkers. And if work is a toke-free zone, as long as everyone is willing to keep their ears and minds open, you can find common ground to maintain forward moving momentum.
Stoner Aquarius others may rely upon rose-tinted glasses, but your high spirits come from your own genuine good vibes and optimism. This August you will have the opportunity to inspire and uplift all in your smoke circle. However, this doesn’t mean you are responsible for everyone else’s problems. Just being your kind and generous self will be enough to brighten anyone’s day. So whether it’s sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis companions, or firing up a fatty with a fellow stoner you meet out on a trail, bring your stash, your stoney smile, and keep your summer smokey.
Stoner Aquarius July will be full of passionate plays and frustrated expectations; but with the sacred herb as your copilot, the month will produce wonderful memories and steady progress. There are clear cosmic diliniations of influence this month. Cosmic influence will change with each ten day period. Thus, my herbally enhanced Stoner Horoscope will be broken down into trimesters.
The first trimester of July could be the brightest period. The planetary alignment should produce a frenetic and lovely pace to start the month. But don’t lean into this cosmic vibe with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb. Instead, fill your pipe with an Indica or balanced hybrid cannabis strain. Use the sacred herb to slow down the passionate moments to feel them more. Live life out loud, and enjoy your cannabis companions with depth of feeling. Don’t rush anything good!
The cosmic energy changes after the first trimester. Now is the time to lean on the energetic strengths of Sativa strains. There will be work to be done, emotionally and physically, in the second trimester. Use the Sativa strain of the sacred herb as a catalyst to conquer these challenges thoroughly. Personal drama, and workplace tasks can’t be left alone to fester. Think it through with a contemplative mind, but attack problems and issues. The sacred herb will be your third eye guide.
The final trimester of July is a mixed bag of universal influence, and you can adjust your cannabis consumption accordingly. The requirement for this period will be to stay positive. No matter the challenges that spill over from the second trimester, all issues will have solutions and resolution. Maintain a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) to assist in overcoming challenges. Manifest positive resolutions stoner Aquarius. Cosmic destiny assures you exit the month of July as you came into it: With a pep in your step, and a bright shine in your heart.
Stoner Aquarius June will be a month of self discovery. At some point the terrestrial plain may seem to be flipped upside down. This flip may have you hanging from a precarious porch. But with the right sacred prescription, you will gain your navigational bearings, and find solid footing.
The dreaded Mercury retrograde is coming this month around the 18th. For the stoner Water-Bearer this does not mean disaster, but a challenge none-the-less. This period of Mercury in retrograde will center around your own fulfillment of your progressive mission, and the care you have placed in your cosmic spacesuit. Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts fascinate you stoner Aquarius; but how have you turned this fascination into service for the collective smoke circle? This goes beyond whether or not you match bowls. This period of Mercury retrograde will directly reflect the fellowship and kindness you have demonstrated toward your cannabis companions in the recent past. Hence the more service to the cannabis collective recently will lead to better navigational clarity after the 18th, and visa versa. Equally as important during the retrograde period is the maintenance you have put into your cosmic spacesuit. Again, this goes beyond how hard you hit the treadmill. Diet, exercise, and a holistic approach to your well-being should be considered. How you treat others, and how you treat yourself will take on significant weight this month.
Now, I feel your anxiety increasing stoner Aquarius. Toke time to be selective with your cannabis strain of choice this month. Canna-Tsu is the perfect sacred strain for the cosmic mission, but any balanced CBD hybrid should do the trick. This sacred selection will inhibit anxiety while enhancing your third eye vision. Avoiding deep Indica or Sativa strains will help steer clear of panicked spirals of anxiety, or frizzle-fried moments of manic stress. Keep your smoke and your mood, balanced and chill stoner Aquarius. Everything is going to be ok.
The blessing of this cosmic wave approaching is that you have time to prepare. Since the Mercury retrograde does not occur until the 18th, you have plenty of time to measure your actions. Assist and work in service of your canna-crew! Take note of how you treat your body, mind, and spirit. It’s easy stoner Aquarius: Be mindful and kind to others, and be mindful and kind to yourself.
Hold on stoner Aquarius, May is sure to be a wild ride. Sometimes the smoke circle can be the source of great inspiration, and wonderful humanitarian support. And then other times the smoke circle can be the source of great frustration, and terribly dramatic obstacles. May will be like a wild ride on that potent edible: Moments of wonderment waiting for the next cosmic wave, mixed in with moments of terror also waiting for the next cosmic wave. The experiences within the smoke circle will match this uneasy and unexpected bag of baked cannabis creations.
The key to May will be to maximize the enlightening supportive portion of the cosmic ride, while minimizing the dramatic negative sections. You are locked into the ride stoner Aquarius, you might as well make the best of it. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the third eye of discernment. Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane to see personal relationships within the smoke circle from a broad perspective. This high minded observation will assist in avoiding dramatic encounters before they occur. Puff, analyze, and act stoner Aquarius. The sacred herb will also assist with extracting the most enjoyment from pleasurable experiences within the smoke circle. Free your inhibitions, let loose, and trust yourself with vetted cannabis companions. Put yourself in positive positions, and then maximize the enjoyment. The canna-crew is waiting for your boarding pass.
Success in the work sphere will also rely on some of these high minded tactics. Puff puff contemplate a plan, and then trust yourself to get the job done. The support structure at work is in place to push and cheer you to success. As long as you keep the big picture in mind through your third eye gaze, cosmic support will come through team building and collaboration.
Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are not in control of this wild ride, but you can certainly make the best of it.
Stoner Aquarius April sets up to be a POTpourri of universal influence. But instead of a mixed bag of swag, this month will be more like a cornucopia of kind bud. As long as you watch your step, and keep your third eye engaged, April promises to bring positivity and progress to even the most clumsy Water-Bearer.
Caution and clarity will be required in the first half of April in the workplace and among smoke circle acquaintances. The planetary alignment could interfere with simple lines of communication. Contemplate with the sacred herb after the long day. Toke time to engage the third eye, and approach communication confusion from a higher perspective. This meditative exercise will give you a jump start on clearing the cloudy air the next day. If lines of communication get crossed with the canna-crew, be sure to mix in an activity to pass the time. Don’t get cooped up staring at each other with nothing to say. Get out and hunt for that new secret smoke spot, or challenge your canna-buddies to a scavenger hunt. Task oriented activities will help the smoke circle find a common wavelength.
Take it slow in matters of love stoner Aquarius. Toke time to analyze your relationships before you jump into new adventures. Puff puff pass on giving your heart away without a proper period of emotional analysis. Share bowls, not commitments stoner Aquarius. You will find the smoke sessions will be more chill and longer lasting without the weight of emotional burdens.
The New Moon on the 23rd marks a magical time. Clarity and insight will be at its peak during this Moon phase. Much can be learned during this period. Progressive breakthroughs are possible with internal struggles, relationships within the smoke circle, and cosmic conundrums on the terrestrial plane. Seek out a sacred cannabis strain that will relax the body and enhance the third eye vision of the mind. Granddaddy Purple or Northern Lights would be a nice match to this illuminating period. The powers of this New Moon phase will have you tuned into and surfing the cosmic waves of the universe.