Aquarius

Air Sign – The Water-Bearer – January 20 – February 18

The stoner Aquarius is the fired up activist within the smoke circle. They are the stoner star sign most likely to bring conspiracy theories to the smoke session conversation. Although eccentric and nonconformist in their lifestyle and attitude, the stoner Aquarius is always ready to match bowls and toke time for others.

The stoner water-bearer always keeps a portable smoke kit on hand. They never know when a protest might break out, or the next turn in their eccentric adventure. These terrestrial tokers are considered aloof by many star signs. With all the large changes required in the world, who has time for pleasantries!

The Bubba Kush Indica strain is a perfect match for the complex Aquarius. Large perspectives and elaborate concepts are not lost on this stoner. However, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can ground the stoner Aqaurius, and help them to slow down to appreciate immediate surroundings.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Aquarius July will be full of passionate plays and frustrated expectations; but with the sacred herb as your copilot, the month will produce wonderful memories and steady progress.  There are clear cosmic diliniations of influence this month.  Cosmic influence will change with each ten day period.  Thus, my herbally enhanced Stoner Horoscope will be broken down into trimesters.

The first trimester of July could be the brightest period.  The planetary alignment should produce a frenetic and lovely pace to start the month.  But don’t lean into this cosmic vibe with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb.  Instead, fill your pipe with an Indica or balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  Use the sacred herb to slow down the passionate moments to feel them more.  Live life out loud, and enjoy your cannabis companions with depth of feeling.  Don’t rush anything good!

The cosmic energy changes after the first trimester.  Now is the time to lean on the energetic strengths of Sativa strains.  There will be work to be done, emotionally and physically, in the second trimester.  Use the Sativa strain of the sacred herb as a catalyst to conquer these challenges thoroughly.  Personal drama, and workplace tasks can’t be left alone to fester.  Think it through with a contemplative mind, but attack problems and issues.  The sacred herb will be your third eye guide.

The final trimester of July is a mixed bag of universal influence, and you can adjust your cannabis consumption accordingly.  The requirement for this period will be to stay positive.  No matter the challenges that spill over from the second trimester, all issues will have solutions and resolution.  Maintain a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) to assist in overcoming challenges.  Manifest positive resolutions stoner Aquarius.  Cosmic destiny assures you exit the month of July as you came into it:  With a pep in your step, and a bright shine in your heart.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Aquarius June will be a month of self discovery.  At some point the terrestrial plain may seem to be flipped upside down.  This flip may have you hanging from a precarious porch.  But with the right sacred prescription, you will gain your navigational bearings, and find solid footing.

The dreaded Mercury retrograde is coming this month around the 18th.  For the stoner Water-Bearer this does not mean disaster, but a challenge none-the-less.  This period of Mercury in retrograde will center around your own fulfillment of your progressive mission, and the care you have placed in your cosmic spacesuit.  Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts fascinate you stoner Aquarius; but how have you turned this fascination into service for the collective smoke circle?  This goes beyond whether or not you match bowls.  This period of Mercury retrograde will directly reflect the fellowship and kindness you have demonstrated toward your cannabis companions in the recent past.  Hence the more service to the cannabis collective recently will lead to better navigational clarity after the 18th, and visa versa.  Equally as important during the retrograde period is the maintenance you have put into your cosmic spacesuit.  Again, this goes beyond how hard you hit the treadmill.  Diet, exercise, and a holistic approach to your well-being should be considered.  How you treat others, and how you treat yourself will take on significant weight this month.

Now, I feel your anxiety increasing stoner Aquarius.  Toke time to be selective with your cannabis strain of choice this month.  Canna-Tsu is the perfect sacred strain for the cosmic mission, but any balanced CBD hybrid should do the trick.  This sacred selection will inhibit anxiety while enhancing your third eye vision.  Avoiding deep Indica or Sativa strains will help steer clear of panicked spirals of anxiety, or frizzle-fried moments of manic stress.  Keep your smoke and your mood, balanced and chill stoner Aquarius.  Everything is going to be ok. 

The blessing of this cosmic wave approaching is that you have time to prepare.  Since the Mercury retrograde does not occur until the 18th, you have plenty of time to measure your actions.  Assist and work in service of your canna-crew!  Take note of how you treat your body, mind, and spirit.  It’s easy stoner Aquarius:  Be mindful and kind to others, and be mindful and kind to yourself.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

Hold on stoner Aquarius, May is sure to be a wild ride.  Sometimes the smoke circle can be the source of great inspiration, and wonderful humanitarian support.  And then other times the smoke circle can be the source of great frustration, and terribly dramatic obstacles.  May will be like a wild ride on that potent edible:  Moments of wonderment waiting for the next cosmic wave, mixed in with moments of terror also waiting for the next cosmic wave.  The experiences within the smoke circle will match this uneasy and unexpected bag of baked cannabis creations.

The key to May will be to maximize the enlightening supportive portion of the cosmic ride, while minimizing the dramatic negative sections.  You are locked into the ride stoner Aquarius, you might as well make the best of it.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the third eye of discernment.  Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane to see personal relationships within the smoke circle from a broad perspective.  This high minded observation will assist in avoiding dramatic encounters before they occur.  Puff, analyze, and act stoner Aquarius.  The sacred herb will also assist with extracting the most enjoyment from pleasurable experiences within the smoke circle.  Free your inhibitions, let loose, and trust yourself with vetted cannabis companions.  Put yourself in positive positions, and then maximize the enjoyment.  The canna-crew is waiting for your boarding pass.

Success in the work sphere will also rely on some of these high minded tactics.  Puff puff contemplate a plan, and then trust yourself to get the job done.  The support structure at work is in place to push and cheer you to success.  As long as you keep the big picture in mind through your third eye gaze, cosmic support will come through team building and collaboration.

Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are not in control of this wild ride, but you can certainly make the best of it.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Aquarius April sets up to be a POTpourri of universal influence.  But instead of a mixed bag of swag, this month will be more like a cornucopia of kind bud.  As long as you watch your step, and keep your third eye engaged, April promises to bring positivity and progress to even the most clumsy Water-Bearer.

Caution and clarity will be required in the first half of April in the workplace and among smoke circle acquaintances.  The planetary alignment could interfere with simple lines of communication. Contemplate with the sacred herb after the long day.  Toke time to engage the third eye, and approach communication confusion from a higher perspective. This meditative exercise will give you a jump start on clearing the cloudy air the next day.  If lines of communication get crossed with the canna-crew, be sure to mix in an activity to pass the time. Don’t get cooped up staring at each other with nothing to say. Get out and hunt for that new secret smoke spot, or challenge your canna-buddies to a scavenger hunt.  Task oriented activities will help the smoke circle find a common wavelength.

Take it slow in matters of love stoner Aquarius.  Toke time to analyze your relationships before you jump into new adventures.  Puff puff pass on giving your heart away without a proper period of emotional analysis.  Share bowls, not commitments stoner Aquarius. You will find the smoke sessions will be more chill and longer lasting without the weight of emotional burdens.

The New Moon on the 23rd marks a magical time.  Clarity and insight will be at its peak during this Moon phase.  Much can be learned during this period. Progressive breakthroughs are possible with internal struggles, relationships within the smoke circle, and cosmic conundrums on the terrestrial plane.  Seek out a sacred cannabis strain that will relax the body and enhance the third eye vision of the mind. Granddaddy Purple or Northern Lights would be a nice match to this illuminating period.  The powers of this New Moon phase will have you tuned into and surfing the cosmic waves of the universe.  

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Aquarius March sets up to be a dynamic period.  The current planetary alignment sets up favorably for the stoner Water-Bearer.  But slow your roll, this slanted cosmic focus may not predict outcome, only direction.  All eyes are on you. Imagine the perfectly rolled joint was just lit, and you are in possession with many smoke circle acquaintances waiting anxiously.  The current cosmic influence will be like a spot light shining directly on you stoner Aquarius. All of your fancy features, and ugly warts will be exposed in March.

The spot light is on!  Let’s accentuate the positive, and dampen the negative.  It’s up to you whether the cosmic influence ends up being a friend or foe to progress in March.  

Eccentric, Original, and Creative:

Wow, what wonderful traits, that have served you well in life stoner Aquarius.  These traits will be accentuated in March through this cosmic spot light. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce these dynamic characteristics.  A Sativa strain like Purple Haze will suit you well during the month. The energetic and creative qualities of this sacred strain will actively support your ambitious out-of-the-bong thinking.  Who knows what bright ideas or stoney solutions you will come up with!

Aloof, Abrasive, and Introverted:

Uh oh, this is the problem with the bright cosmic spot light shining down on you stoner Aquarius:  It will amplify ALL of your stoner traits. Furthermore, be forewarned that the exact herbal prescription for leaning into your positive traits will also further expose you to your less desirable traits.  With all of those creative ideas and plans smoked up in your head, how are you supposed to meet other stoner star sign’s expectations of timeliness and simple social pleasantries? Toke time to take a step back in the beginning of the month with a deep medicated meditative dive with an Indica strain.  Take a good look in the mirror during this sacred adventure. Make an effort to understand, and see with your third eye, the perspective of others. You see stoner Aquarius, you may not think of yourself as abrasive, and with internal intent in mind, you most certainly are not. However, other stoner star signs cannot see that internal intent hidden under the surface of your cosmic spacesuit.  To avoid over baked melodramas from this intense cosmic influence, you must seek understanding of the perception of your actions. Often, a friendly smile and simple words of clarification can get the job done, and keep the positivity puff puff passing along.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

Have you received medical training stoner Aquarius?  Well, your first aid skills will be put to the test in February whether you are prepared or not.  Your smoke circle is going to need your medical assistance. After all, when things are rough, and you aren’t sure where to go, or what to smoke, a stoner Aquarius is a great source of inspiration and information.

There are times you must pack your stash jar full of sacred herbal varieties for your own trials and travails.  This month, your stash box will be like a traveling cannabis first aid kit for those in need. So stock up on all the important cannabis strains:  Sativa, Indica, Hybrids, and don’t forget the CBD dominate. Your smoke circle acquaintances and cannabis companions are unique creatures with unique situations.  They will truly find appreciation for their stoner Aquarius cannabis cohort in February as you may be an angel with a nug to save them.

Naturally stoner Aquarius you can see the cosmic influence for your stoner star sign is tangential.  The current planetary alignment will cause chaotic affects on your smoke circle, and this will affect your terrestrial mission accordingly.  Flexibility and clarity will be required in February. Perhaps you can take advantage of that cannabis medical kit for yourself. Stay in tune with yourself, and your surroundings, so you know when to seek the higher highs, and when to slow down with the mellow moods.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius:  It may sound like fun rushing to the aid of your fellow stoners, but avoid burn-out.  Toke time for self when the chaos of others starts to drag you into the black hole of sorrow.  Mid month is Valentine’s Day. Make a special effort to show yourself some love around this date.  No matter if you are partnered, single, or just crushing, look in the mirror, and see the love of your life.  Being selfless is a wonderful trait, but loving self is a necessary action.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Aquarius welcome to a new year! Although a phase shift occurred for the Water Bearer in December, now is the time to sink into the reality and expediency of the future. December was all about utilizing the Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in tackling obstacles, as new beginnings were thrust upon your sign. In January, time and space will begin to slow down, and real progressive planning can take shape.

This change in tactic comes quick in January stoner Aquarius. Immediately you must shift from the go-go frizzle-fry nature of terrestrial alertness, to a more relaxed contemplative head space. Put the Sativa strains aside. Stock your stash jar with deep Indica strains like Granddaddy Purple and Northern Lights. You did all the running you needed to do in December. Now, early in the month, it is time to clear the schedule for a deep relaxing medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on connecting the inner voice with outward intentions. Where do you truly want to go? Who do you truly want to be? Now is the right time to align these inner desires with an outward plan. You must toke time for a personal journey of discovery and planning. Be sure to place pen and paper in your meditative space capsule; those notes will be amazing!

The second month of Winter will be a solitary mission stoner Aquarius. After you toke time for your personal planning journey, work will be waiting for your full attention. Important tasks and projects with highly visible, or valuable, stakes will fall within your sphere of responsibility. Breathe deep stoner Aquarius, inhale the soothing nature of the sacred herb; relax, you got this. Weighty responsibility is also weighty opportunity. As long as you place your best intention, and attention, into the work, the outcome will be stellar.

What is lost this month is grand progress within interpersonal relationships. But maybe that is all part of the cosmic plan. Perhaps the plans you lay out in the beginning of the month, or the hard work you put forth in the middle of the month, will lead to exciting adventures with cannabis companions in the next period. Maybe this is all part of your high-minded plan. Take notes stoner Aquarius! Your inner voice is talking.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Aquarius you will have to grasp an interesting concept in December that flies in the face of our terrestrial programming.  December 31st marks the end of the year and the first winter month. We are programmed to think so much in terms of time periods. The concept of new beginnings between years, that in reality are merely minutes apart, is an interesting human construct.  Any labeled time period for that matter is simply for organization and communication purposes, when in reality we all live one moment to the next in an ever changing reality. Ok, let me put down my joint, and get to the point: A new cosmic phase of influence is coming right now stoner Aquarius.  Do not wait until January to shift into a new period of thought and expectations.

But wait, there’s more!  Not only are you entering a new phase of planetary influence, but this phase is filled with cosmic challenges and obstacles.  But don’t fear my stoner Water Bearer, you won’t drown from this new cosmic influence. All challenges and obstacles will be within your ability to solve and overcome.  Puff puff pass on the stress, and seek confidence in self. Your stoner prescription for December will be a heavy does of the sacred Sativa strain. As you enter this new phase you will need focus and attention.  Use the sacred Sativa strain as a catalyst to maintain clarity of thought and vision as you roam the terrestrial plane.

Find time for a medicated meditative smoke session early in the month.  As we humans like to do with the beginning of a new year, this new phase in December is an opportunity for new beginnings.  The sacred Sativa strain will assist with energy to begin and stick to a new plan. As with any new beginning or change of directive, discipline and awareness are key.  There is no time for excuses or couch-lock in December stoner Aquarius.

This is your warning or your wake up call!  Discipline is the key to this new beginning.  Developing good habits is an important start to any high minded plan.  Furthermore, getting off to a positive start increases the likelihood of success and happiness.  Avoid overspending during this holiday season stoner Aquarius. An excessive financial burden could add unneeded stress to your new beginning.  Find gifts from the heart instead of the wallet. Not only will you save money, but your cannabis companions will appreciate you even more.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

What a year it has been stoner Aquarius. Hard work, stressful support, and the various adventures of life have worn you down. You may not even realize the rabid pace you have been pushing, but a careful look back to previous periods will clearly show your enormous efforts. But there is good news for the final Fall month; November brings an opportunity to rest and recharge the spacesuit for future cosmic adventures.

Stock the stash jar with your favorite sacred Indica strains. Rest, recuperation, and self appreciation will be the themes of your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

First, let’s rest stoner Aquarius. Look back on the rapid pace of past periods. At some point you have to get off the hype train, and toke some time at a peaceful destination. Find cozy and comfortable moments with only yourself and your pipe. Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and seek restful moments of relaxation. Rest, heal, repeat.

Second, actively seek recuperative measures this month. You have been trimming obstacles and grinding tasks at a relentless pace. The current planetary alignment supports slowing down, and toking time for self. Seek enjoyable experiences that don’t require a to-do list of preparations. Perhaps as simple as trying that restaurant you’ve had your eye on. Possibly an afternoon away to seek that stellar smoke spot from a mountain vista. Whatever you come up with, make sure it is at a relaxed pace, and be sure to pack a kind bowl for the soul.

Finally, you must use this cosmic break in relentless action to appreciate yourself. A solo day trip with a powerful sacred edible could provide the necessary connection between your outward intentions, and your inner desires. Often we use the sacred herb to view the terrestrial plane from a higher perspective. This month, be sure to include your place in this cosmic analysis. A kind heart, and empathetic attitude must be cast inward to appreciate and love thy self stoner Aquarius.

Once these restful and recuperative actions are complete, your cosmic spacesuit will be ready to launch toward new endeavors. For now, rest, heal, repeat stoner Aquarius.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

Although temperatures are cooling, the stoner Aquarius’ spirit will be as lifted as ever. Throughout the month you can expect to soar! Flying higher than a kite, riding the supportive cosmic winds to new elevations. Keep in mind however, other stoner signs may have different influences impacting their lives; not everyone will be met with such good fortune in the second Fall month. Tread carefully and avoid unsolicited advice. Best intentions and desire to help can backfire, and be seen as invasive or critical. During these times, the best remedy is to be a friend with a packed bowl and open ears. Sometimes your presence and fresh nug is all that is needed to raise up downtrodden spirits.

The stoner Aquarius runs the risk of emotional breakdown if this advice is ignored . Your reaction to the struggles of a cannabis companion could cause a strong reaction from them, and the cycle continues until everyone is brought down to further lows. This downward spiral of expanding negativity could be avoided by simply invoking the power of the peace pipe. Allow everyone to tend to their own struggles. Instead of advice and instruction, light one up and puff puff pass through the rough times together.

Unfortunately, external actions do not always match with our inner workings stoner Aquarius. Internal insecurities can dampen positivity and passion if investments are not made into proper self care. Maintain upward momentum through a consistent routine of herbal meditations and marijuana musings. Find a hybrid strain close to 50/50, or one leaning a little heavier to Sativa. When you feel your mood dipping the Sativa attributes can help put the pep back in your step. If you feel like your head is too high in the clouds, the Indica influence can be the mellowing medicine needed to balance even the worst manic maladies.

Positive cosmic winds in October could provide the propellant to settle old scores with cannabis companions and loved ones, or even blaze new trails with the team at work. Communication and healing should be at the heart of emotional engagement. This doesn’t necessarily mean romantic emotions, but emotional intelligence and compassion will be the crux of long lasting partnerships. Just like a small seed needs to be planted in nutrient rich soil and tended to by many green thumbs, supporting each other creates a strong foundation for seemingly endless interpersonal and occupational growth.

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