Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April
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Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession.  Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind.  The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth.

Physical projects give way in April to mental healing.  You have been a busy Scorpion the last few months primming and primping everything around you. But the cosmic influence of April supports taking a break from the go-go lifestyle you have created.  I hear you stoner Scorpio, “What if there is still so much to do?”  We are all the masters of our own decisions, but if you burn that one extra bowl, you might get overcooked. Seek balance my productive Scorpio.  There is no premonition of a stagnant period, but at some point you have to turn the volume of the physical world down so you can hear your inner voice speak.  Turn your power to manifest in the physical realm into a focus on self care.  How many impending deadlines do you create from your own internal pressure?  Find Sublime more in life in April, “I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  Balance stoner Scorpio.  You can still operate with efficiency in the terrestrial world, but now is the time to pencil in that smoke filled siesta into your calendar.

Don’t forget to get out stoner Scorpio!  So much work on your physical space recently, toke time to enjoy the majesty of our terrestrial world.  If a partner-in-chronic calls you out, join them!  Time away from your personal space with nature, some good green, and your best buds, might be the expedition that recharges the mental batteries, and opens your third eye to new perspectives.  

All of these prescribed breaks from the physical space you’ve focused on so much recently sets up an important end to April.  The Full Moon of the 26th may cause stress and insecurity within your canna-fam.  But you, stoner Scorpio, with your intuitive nature, and freshly recharged cosmic spacesuit, will be able to assist your cannabis companions through a potentially chaotic time.  Perhaps all that personal time in April fortifying your cosmic life boat will lift you, and your canna-fam, to safety as you steer toward progress in the next period.

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