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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Aquarius June will be a month of self discovery.  At some point the terrestrial plain may seem to be flipped upside down.  This flip may have you hanging from a precarious porch.  But with the right sacred prescription, you will gain your navigational bearings, and find solid footing.

The dreaded Mercury retrograde is coming this month around the 18th.  For the stoner Water-Bearer this does not mean disaster, but a challenge none-the-less.  This period of Mercury in retrograde will center around your own fulfillment of your progressive mission, and the care you have placed in your cosmic spacesuit.  Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts fascinate you stoner Aquarius; but how have you turned this fascination into service for the collective smoke circle?  This goes beyond whether or not you match bowls.  This period of Mercury retrograde will directly reflect the fellowship and kindness you have demonstrated toward your cannabis companions in the recent past.  Hence the more service to the cannabis collective recently will lead to better navigational clarity after the 18th, and visa versa.  Equally as important during the retrograde period is the maintenance you have put into your cosmic spacesuit.  Again, this goes beyond how hard you hit the treadmill.  Diet, exercise, and a holistic approach to your well-being should be considered.  How you treat others, and how you treat yourself will take on significant weight this month.

Now, I feel your anxiety increasing stoner Aquarius.  Toke time to be selective with your cannabis strain of choice this month.  Canna-Tsu is the perfect sacred strain for the cosmic mission, but any balanced CBD hybrid should do the trick.  This sacred selection will inhibit anxiety while enhancing your third eye vision.  Avoiding deep Indica or Sativa strains will help steer clear of panicked spirals of anxiety, or frizzle-fried moments of manic stress.  Keep your smoke and your mood, balanced and chill stoner Aquarius.  Everything is going to be ok. 

The blessing of this cosmic wave approaching is that you have time to prepare.  Since the Mercury retrograde does not occur until the 18th, you have plenty of time to measure your actions.  Assist and work in service of your canna-crew!  Take note of how you treat your body, mind, and spirit.  It’s easy stoner Aquarius:  Be mindful and kind to others, and be mindful and kind to yourself.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope January

January will be a fresh start for some, but for you stoner Virgo, it will be a time when seeds long ago planted finally coming to fruition.  Most of December you may have felt stagnant, existing in a primarily vegitative state. But, good things take time to mature; while it may seem like it has taken forever for your garden to flower, know that your roots have grown deep.  The closing months of 2019 may have seemed to cool down for you, just like the seasons. However you established a solid foundation to begin the new year with plants of positive success. While it will not happen all at once, success early in the month will be a motivating force, and it will establish momentum that will propel you throughout the year.  

Stoner Virgo you can expect your peers and bosses in the workplace to notice your improved mood and confidence.  Your personal accomplishments will translate into a let’s-get-it-done mentality when on the clock. And this optimism will be contagious.  In January, you will be able to have your bud, and smoke it too. You will have the capacity to take on more responsibilities in your position.  This may lead to that much anticipated raise. And yes stoner Virgo, you may still have more time to relax and recreate with the smoke circle in your free time.  Others will wonder what is the secret to your super powers. In reality, the truth is much simpler: When it’s time to grind, stay off the grass! Separating work and smoke times will maximize productivity, and enhance the enjoyment you get from each.  

The scent of kind bud is not the only aroma that will be in the atmosphere this month. Stoner Virgo romance is in the air!  This applies to both single and partnered stoner Virgos alike. Maybe an old flame has reemerged on the scene, or you are seeing your current partner-in-chronic in a new light.  Either way, be patient. You don’t want to ruin a good grow-op by forcing things to flower before they are ready. Things will mature in their own time stoner Virgo. In the meantime, pack a bowl for two, and enjoy each other’s company.  Even if love is not written in the stars, or even the end goal, strengthened bonds with a friendly cannabis companion will not be a bad way to start off the new year!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Taurus January will kick start a bright year for the Bull.  But there will be a new cosmic focus this month that will require subtle adjustments.  So much of the magic of the sacred herb lies within the connection between the outward ego and the inner self.  There is a third dimension that must be analyzed to kick off the New Year right. It’s time to clean all the mirrors in your cosmic house stoner Taurus and see yourself with clarity.

Toke time early in the month for quiet contemplation with the sacred herb.  Often the focus on meditative smoke sessions is connecting the inner voice to the outward ego; connecting desired progress with the walking path.  A cosmic shift in influence will occur in January that shines a new light on the stoner Taurus. Increased attention will be paid from smoke circle canna-buddies and fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The spotlight will be on you! So now quiet high minded contemplation must be paid to the perception of the stoner Bull. During your early sacred smoke session, look in the mirror stoner Taurus:  Do not see yourself, but see yourself as others see you. With this new light and attention, be proactive to emanate the image you want people to see. Even the closest cannabis companions may be seeing you for the first time in different ways.  First impressions matter stoner Taurus.

Have you heard of survival preppers?  This month, the stoner Taurus will need their own cannabis survival kit.  The new cosmic light shining bright on the stoner Bull will bring new opportunities for fellowship.  Are you prepared to join in the fun? There will be numerous opportunities this month to burn bowls, light joints, and dab wax.  As you must get used to the new spotlight, so as you must prepare yourself for increased attention. Your cannabis survival kit must contain all the essentials required to participate in the sacred celebrations within new and old smoke circles.

Some words of note stoner Taurus.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and RELAX.  This sudden spotlight of external focus and increased attention can be daunting, even for a proud Bull.  But you got this. Be you, trust yourself, and enjoy being seen.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Scorpio many of the stoner signs are going to hear their horoscopes say things like “it’s a new year, a new you,” and all the potential and promise a “fresh start” can bring.  And this is true for you too my deadly Scorpion. But you are not starting completely anew. You are not the tiny seed becoming a new being. Your journey will be a more slight and subtle transformation.  Your story is like that of the forest trees: Shedding their leaves during the winter to make way for sturdier, greener growth, as the seasons progress. The difference, however, unlike the trees, is you get to control the direction you grow stoner Scorpio.  It may be starting that art project you’ve been contemplating, taking up a hobby you’ve often thought intriguing, or simply exploring the great outdoors cataloging the sweetest, secret smoke spots. No matter your direction, remember to enjoy the journey. Don’t worry if you’re not an immediate expert in every endeavor.  The cosmos is calling, and you will gain higher mastery along the way.

Success in the workplace is achievable and expected this month stoner Scorpio.  But, to what extent and how far you move up the ladder, will depend on your ability to distinguish between what you want to improve, and what you need to improve.  You may have your sights set on showing management you are ready for the next level.  You might just want to become the go-to coworker when others are stuck when solving problems.  These are solid aspirations. However, you will see greater growth by focusing on lessening weaknesses versus increasing your strengths.  Toke time for some solo smoke sessions to meditate on this: If you breed a strain only to increase the THC content, yes you will create a more potent product with the potential to get you higher.  But, if you have the goal of creating a better balanced bud that contains both THC and CBD, you will have a more versatile strain with higher potential. Balance and quality should be your growth goals in the workplace.  

Stoner Scorpio it is always hard to hear criticism.  There is much to learn from your closest cannabis companions, but there are also plenty who wish to criticize without the intention of improving.  For those people, light one up and rise above defensive reaction. Engrain only comments which come from a place of love. Rise above, learn from love, find a steady groove and achieve endless growth of spirit.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Sagittarius a common refrain currently spreading through the masses is the idea that the future is bright.  Think of the clarity this year will bring with positive illumination. It is the year of 2020 vision after all! Unfortunately for you, the month of January is set to start out with a haze. Cosmic smoke clouds are likely to obscure the immediate path ahead. While the roads may not be free of obstacles, they will be navigable, so drive on you must stoner Sag.  

Have you felt like you are wandering aimlessly within the work-space?  You may not be completely lost, but also may not be making the progress you would like.  While mired in the haze of thick confusing clouds, changing directions or altering course is not recommended.  Instead, use a free day, or even a whole weekend off, for a meditative exercise. You can even get this workout done from the comfort of your couch stoner Sagittarius.  Meditative smoke sessions will allow the time needed to take stock of what’s working, and to analyze what needs to be altered, to get you back on the path to progress. Make time for these herbal musings early in the month. When the cosmic clouds dissipate you will have your roadmap ready to embark on the next leg of your journey in career advancement.

Love and romance may also be obscured by a cosmic haze this month.  The best advice is to keep it simple. Puff puff pass on the stress and pressure of heavy expectations. Play it light, not cool stoner Sagittarius. Who doesn’t want more canna-buddies?  Take a moment to share a bowl with friends with weed, and share in a good time indeed. There’s nothing wrong with keeping it platonic within the smoke circle. Once the cosmic clouds lift, so will the outlook. Only then should you worry yourself with romantic endeavors. In the meantime, soak it up and smoke it up, with the partners-in-chronic on winter endo-excursions.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Pisces cosmic influences in January will be a continuation of December, but instead of subtle nudges, the universal influence will rush in like a tsunami.  Whoa right?!? Will this tsunami be a tidal wave of positivity or invulnerable obstacles? As with life, the answer to this quandary depends on your perspective and progressional position.

Change was in the air in December, or at least whispers of change.  Both workplace and personal spheres were affected by the cosmic influence.  But this change was more of a suggestion from the universe. It was up to your own impetus and analysis.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb stoner Pisces, and seek the nerve soothing solace of our favorite plant.  This theme of change will continue in the first month of 2020, but instead of personal choice and analysis, this change will come without regard for preparation or timing.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see that these moments in life are often beyond our control. Some could see negativity in moments of positivity, and visa versa.  It all comes down to your perspective, and outlook.

Early in the month, toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Contemplate where your happy place lies. Whether this be a song, a place, or a fat nug of your favorite cannabis strain, acknowledge this happy space for future use.  If “change” comes in unexpected ways, you can retreat to your happy space. Often, when we are shocked by unexpected events, it is hard to see through the confusing smoke clouds.  This happy space you have prepared will give you time to seek a higher vantage point for clear reactions.  Sudden change can be difficult, but often from a positive perspective it can be seen as a necessary catalyst for progress.

With the assistance of the sacred herb, and a prepared safe space, you should be able to ride any high tide that flows through your sphere of influence.  Remember stoner Pisces, you can’t fight the power of a tsunami, but you can use it to your advantage. Think of what beauty and positivity can be built with a blank canvas.  Perhaps the “change” of January will create this wonderful opportunity for you, and stressful moments will become blessings from new perspectives.

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

Other stoner star signs may be fired up for the new year, feeling feisty and ready to conquer the world.  But you, stoner Libra, should slow your roll, and play it cool. Before you run toward the next chapter of your stoney story, it is imperative you let the smoke clouds clear from 2019.  Don’t worry, you won’t be missing out on all the action. In fact, a period of pause early in January will ensure progress, and sustain positivity, through the rest of the month.  

With clearer vision you will take better notice of the little things about your surroundings; and those who are fortunate to be in your orbit are certainly going to take notice of you in big ways!  Whether or not it is because of the meditative smoke sessions you achieve in the beginning of the month, or simply the universe returning the cosmic kudos you’ve accrued, embrace the attention stoner Libra. The greatest expansion of your smoke circle will come from turning foreign faces, into new friends. You may not be the one who sparks every smoke circle smoke-out, but be sure to say yes to every invitation.  At least make a good effort! 

The best advice for tending to workplace obligations this month is to keep an eye on how you’re feeling when you are off the clock. Striking a balance between your work to-dos, and life’s unexpected adventures, will be imperative to your success in both realms. Fortunately, the lessons you’ve learned in the passing year have prepared you for this season. You will realize, stoner Libra, what might have seemed like shortcomings or setbacks, have transformed into experience and wisdom that you can call upon for coming challenges. You’ve always been up for burning one down, but now be confident in your abilities to stay grounded and rise above.

It might take time to adjust to all eyes being on you, and that is okay.  No one is judging. If you do catch people staring, it’s only because they are attracted by your glow. What might start out as a stranger’s quick glance from afar, can grow into a deep lasting connection.  Don’t turn away from smoke circle acquaintances because they might turn into cannabis companions.

Leo Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Leo January will be a foundation for 2020.  Perhaps even a road-map for the entire year can be written in the first month?  Ah, but to accomplish all of this terrestrial planning, you must go through the mental and spiritual exercise of self assessment.  Don’t worry my lovely Lion, I’m not talking about deep introspective dives; but rather simple mental and spiritual exercises combining intent with inventory and direction.

Whoa stay with me!  Take a few tokes of the marijuana smoke.  Relax. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through the complications of the economic grind and the emotions of relationships.  Clear the cluttered mind so that you only see yourself with no outside influence. The meditative exercise required this month is mainly about three things:  Intent, Inventory, and Direction.

Intent:  A brave stoner Leo may want to meditate on this first step with a powerful edible.  But any amount of the sacred herb will do, as long as you locate your mediation in a comfortable quiet place alone.  Once the mind has been cleared of all thoughts regarding the economic grind, smoke circle acquaintances, and even cannabis companions, you must ask and answer one simple question:  “Where do you want to go stoner Leo?” Or phrased another way, “Who do you want to be?”

Inventory:  Another word for the second step could be appreciation.  This inventory has nothing to do with accounting or reconciliation.  Now that you know your intent, use the sacred herb to enhance the clarity of your third eye.  See the truth in what you have accomplished, or where you have traveled, at this point in your spiritual quest.

Direction:  Now for the hardest part stoner Leo.  With a clear understanding of intent, and appreciation of where and how you arrived at this moment in your progressive story, you must calibrate those two with your desired direction.  This final sober task can be accomplished in various ways. Perhaps an email to yourself with instructions will be your road-map. Or a ritualistic magic creation box to tuck away desired goal posts.  A logical timeline with progress markers might do the trick.

The bottom line is not the method of the final task stoner Leo, it is the holistic approach of the complete exercise.  You are bound to find your own way by completing these three heady exercises. Happy toking, you’ll find yourself stoner Leo.  I believe in you.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Gemini the dreaded three horsemen of negative cosmic influence will ride into your Zodiac house in January:  Anxiety, Stress, and Self Doubt. There you go, quick words like ripping off a bandaid. There are actions and remedies to help you navigate this dark path ahead.

First, there is a specific sacred herbal strain that can help with mood and positivity:  ACDC CBD Sativa Dominant Hybrid. This terpene saturated strain calms the nerves as it energizes the spirit.  Relaxing and soothing without a heavy head high. With the three horsemen of negativity surrounding you this month, it will be wise to stay out of your own head.  Instead, use the sacred herb’s medicinal qualities to settle the pangs of negativity, and energize you to move forward with positive progress. Certainly avoid heavy Indica strains that could leave you with couchlock, hold-up inside your head battling with the three horsemen all by yourself.

Another way to combat the depressive influence from your celestial position will be to get out among your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, and seek exciting adventures.  Light one up and visualize this stoner Gemini:  

When encountering a stiff wind, you can turn your back to it, and let it’s force propel you in the direction it wants to take you.  However, you can also plant a stiff foot, and face the gale head on. Make yourself small and cut through the wind, fighting against its force.  

Lean into the negative forces this month stoner Gemini, you can do it.

Enough of the doom and gloom right!  There are numerous opportunities for positivity in January stoner Gemini.  With that strong foot planted against the negative influence of the three horsemen, there will be moments of fun and excitement.  Especially for single stoner Twins. You have to put yourself out there stoner Gemini. Seek excitement. Seek companionship. Seek the things you are passionate about.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Capricorn there are great blessings from the cosmos to kick off 2020.  The current planetary alignment is like a magnifying glass of positivity shining down on you.  And around the 10th of the month, this positive magnification reaches its focal point. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades … even in January.

You are more than capable of receiving this blast of cosmic energy my sturdy Sea-goat, but are you ready?  Toke time early in the month for a solo meditative smoke session to align your chakras before the great planetary alignment.  The strain and quantity of the sacred herb does not matter, but the solo sesh is a must. Allow the sacred herb to be your guide on a journey to wash away the clutter in your emotional closet.  This beam of cosmic positivity will be most beneficial with an empty vessel ready to receive the energy. Prepare yourself stoner Capricorn to bathe in, and soak up the positive energy from this rare planetary alignment.  Emotional preparations with the sacred herb could help receive and store the positivity moving forward into 2020.

Stoner Capricorn, you must also prepare yourself for extreme radiation!  Yes, this positive cosmic event will create a bright nuclear aura surrounding your spacesuit.  Not only will it be noticeable to fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, but it will be irresistible.  This event could greatly expand your smoke circle. Smoke circle acquaintances, and even stoner strangers will be mesmerized by the powerful positivity emanating from your being.

Don’t let all this glowing positivity go to your head stoner Capricorn.  Wise decision making still applies, especially in matters of money. However, fellow canna-buddies may be working through issues with empty pockets and empty pipes.  You must maintain your frugal nature to protect yourself, but sharing a bowl or a meal with a friend in need has no limit to karmatic rewards.

Use this cosmic blessing to your advantage stoner Capricorn.  Keep your portable puffin package at the ready for cannabis communions.  Through kindness, connected experiences, and positivity, you will convert this focused planetary alignment into long lasting friendships and progressive emotional momentum.