Stoner Capricorn 2021 starts with an amazing combination of cosmic kismet. With the guiding hand of celestial influence, and the guiding spirit of the sacred herb, January will be a month of love and progress.
There is a warm glow surrounding the cosmic influence in January for the stoner Capricorn. With the right balance of recreation and diligent work, confidence will be high. Not only will other stoner star signs see this confident soft glow within your aura, more importantly you will feel a newfound openness to deep connections with cannabis companions. Be prepared for long meaningful conversations while sharing bowls and passing joints.
Overall the second Winter month could be seen as a tale of two halves split by the New Moon of the 12th. The first half of the month will be dominated by cosmic winds of creativity. Whatever your passion or hobby, this will be the best time to light one up, and bring the sacred spark of cannabis to your endeavor. After the New Moon, universal influence will shift more toward terrestrial goals and ambitions. Perhaps the creative endeavors of the first 12 days will bleed into an ambitious push at converting passion into occupation? Look out! A toasted Sea-Goat is on a mission. Nothing can stop you.
Stoner Capricorn, relax. Don’t burn your entire stash in one session. Don’t push too hard on any one task. It is in your nature to be relentlessly progressive through action, but rest and recreation must balance these creative and ambitious efforts. Seek balance through the sacred herb stoner Capricorn. It’s time to stock your sacred herbal stash box. With so much to do and so much to say, lean on Sativa dominant hybrid strains. When the creative juices are spent, and the work day is done, break into the sticky relaxing properties of Indica strains. Be your own cannabis curator this month stoner Capricorn. Use the right sacred tool for the right moment. Feel the flow. Bask in the confidence and love shining through the universal influence. You never know what else you might be feeling this month!
Stoner Capricorn the month of December might seem like an example of the old argument between destiny and will to power. I’m not here to solve age old philosophical conundrums, and you shouldn’t spend any time dwelling on it either. The bottom line to December will be effort. No matter the answer to grand questions of destiny and manifestation, the journey is personal, and actions are inevitable.
Stoner Capricorn swirling winds of terrestrial turmoil can impact the mental state. Worldly turbulence can create unease, anxiety, and internal conflict. Be careful my adaptive Sea-Goat in the first decade of December. Adaptability can mask a stubborn wandering state. It is imperative to take a break from the terrestrial condition, and seek solace from within. Toke time for a solo meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month. It may not come naturally, but it must be performed. This meditative cannabis exercise will give the mind a moment of pause to break free from the uncontrollable turbulence of the terrestrial world. The result will settle the mind, and connect the spirit.
The early medicated meditation will assist you in many ways moving through the holiday season. It’s likely drama within the canna-fam, and outer smoke circle, will find you stoner Capricorn. But with your mind and spirit centered and aligned, you can stay lifted, high above the fray. You know your direction, and you have confidence in your decisions. The dramatics of others is simply background noise to a stoner Capricorn on a mission.
Sometimes universal influence brings winds of positivity, filling our sails as we cruise through the seas of life. When these universe winds are stagnant, it is up to us to muster the good vibes. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst in December to conjure and cajole a positive mental attitude. Girl Scout Cookies is a great balanced hybrid that can be used as a tool to settle the mind, and rejuvenate the spirit. You aren’t alone stoner Capricorn, but you are the only captain of your terrestrial vessel. Good luck on your voyage to the land of positivity.
Stoner Capricorn the last period was spent improving internal dialogue. As Fall transitions into Winter, contemplative focus will now turn outward. But even with cosmic streams of influence pushing outward progress, it all stems from within you my studious Sea-Goat. November will require a keen third eye for learning and advancement.
Stoner Capricorn, use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye throughout the month. Often we may fall into a trance, learning through titles and headlines, without depth of content. The universe is sending cosmic waves of learning opportunities. November could be a period of great understanding, and even awakening my smart Sea-Goat. But to receive these universal blessings of learned advancement, you must see beyond the surface. Toke time to contemplate information beyond a cursory glance. Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective. Consume the full view stoner Capricorn. The results could bring progress, understanding, and wisdom.
Take this cannabis prescription for higher learning into your social circles. There is much you can learn from your smoke circle stoner Capricorn. Pack bowls, burn joints, and let the conversation fly with your cannabis companions and smoke buddies. Burning bud, contemplating life, the universe, and everything, could be the spark to progress in November. We all have something to learn, and something to share.
The New Moon on the 14th of November marks an important personal point of reflection for the stoner Capricorn. Step away from the hustle and bustle of your busy world. Set the scene for a quiet solo smoke session with the sacred herb. The strain and intensity does not matter. The focus of this reflective meditation is your cosmic spacesuit and mental health. We must not live for others, but we do need to satisfy ourselves. Have you met your own internal expectations regarding physical and mental health stoner Capricorn? These two are often interwoven. A healthy spacesuit boosts the opportunity for a content mental state. Now is the time to address your progress, and perhaps reassign goals and habits. Use the sacred herb to inspire honest self reflection while maintaining healthy love for self.
Stoner Capricorn get ready for a bong-rip-roaring month of October. Progress and bliss are only a few steps away. But there will be no cosmic gift of energetic waves this month; instead, you will need to puff toward progress under your own power and impetus. With the sacred herb as your guide, you can forge a path to progress on the terrestrial plain in the second Fall month.
Get out of your head stoner Capricorn. Incessant internal questions can lead to insecurity, which can lead to social avoidance. And all of this can become a downward spiral of emotional despair. Take it easy my sturdy Sea-Goat: This is only a warning, and certainly not a prediction. The Fall season can bring on the doldrums of solitude as the Sun goes down sooner and sooner each day. Spark one up to rev your internal engine. Becoming a shut-in is not an option for this month stoner Capricorn. Avoid Indica strains of the sacred herb. Select Sativa strains as a strict canna-diet in October. The uplifting nature of the sacred Sativa strain will assist in good cheer, and give an energy boost to tackle those terrestrial tasks that may seem so cumbersome at first glance. It’s unusual to hear from me, but you must avoid deep solo medicated smoke sessions this month. Save the internal analysis for another period.
Progress and positivity await on your missions out and about with the canna-crew. You have to take the first steps. Once you do, find creative activities that will fill your soul, and take your mind off the clutter that may be bogging you down. Take the step stoner Capricorn. Find that hike to the most epic secret smoke spot. Create a smoke circle painting party. Or grab the instruments, and create a smoke filled jam session. Whatever the activities you choose, find joy in creative participation with the ganja gang. Perhaps these terrestrial distractions will give your cumbersome internal dialogue the time needed to find resolution. Maybe, there was nothing to worry about all along.
Stoner Capricorn September brings cosmic waves of self confidence and advocacy. Awesome positivity for advancement on the terrestrial plain is packed in your celestial bowl this month. However, this cosmic wave is heavy, and will require honest work, and effort, to ride it to success and progress. But you are the sturdy Sea-Goat, ready and willing to ride any cosmic wave that comes your way. Surfs up dude.
Toke time after the Full Moon on the 1st for a deep introspective meditative dive with the sacred herb. A private smoke session with a deep Indica cannabis strain will do the trick nicely. Float deep into yourself. Connect with your inner voice. To ride this large cosmic wave of positivity in September, you will need balance and direction. Use this deep medicated meditative dive into self to find your desired direction. Much like a fully loaded session with an Indica strain, a deep dive into self can be a scary proposition, but this solo sacred smoke session will come with universal benefits. Once you find your desired internal direction, your travels on the terrestrial plain will be filled with confidence and determination. Stoner Capricorn, this meditative exercise will benefit you in all spheres of life.
You can’t smoke a bowl before loading it stoner Capricorn. In September, you can’t get a promotion in the workplace before asking for it. You are your own best advocate at work. Don’t neglect an active management style toward your promotion. Yeah, I’ll smoke a bowl to that. Good luck!
Stoner Capricorn my favorite Bob Marley quote will come in handy this month: “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Again, the cosmic wave of positivity in September is a blessing, but it requires hard to work to ride it. This is certainly true within the sphere of personal relationships. Toke time for meditative smoke sessions in September that focus on self. What can you do to be a better cannabis companion? Emotional and mental work can be heavy, but results will come immediately from an honest effort.
And thus hard work feeds the balance and confidence, which feeds positive action on the terrestrial plain, which feeds a circular loop of positivity in all spheres. Ride that wave stoner Capricorn.
Stoner Capricorn August promises to be as refreshing as a cool Summer breeze. Life is good. Perhaps some adventurous classic rock should blast from your speakers this month during the day, and some celebratory Jimmy Buffet calypso music at night. All strain options are open for your cannabis prescription during the second Summer month my smokey Sea-Goat.
I have a specific vision surrounding the New Moon of the 18th: Avoid large smoke-outs stoner Capricorn. In the few days after the New Moon there will be an opportunity to gather with a large smoke circle. Unfortunately the planetary alignment will not support you in this endeavor. Instead, keep your social smoke sessions to close cannabis companions in the days after the New Moon.
Things are going good. There is a natural confidence that has developed from this blessed period. Obstacles pop up, and you deliberately knock them down like an expert at whack-a-mole. Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: A confident and relaxed stride can leave you vulnerable to a complex and unexpected obstacle. This exact situation will arise during your Summer August strole toward progress. Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision. Since you are so good right now at solving problems, perhaps you can create more than one solution when a pesky obstacle pops up. Toke time for a contemplative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Instead of a quick whack at that mole of an obstacle, toke time to analyze and see beyond your quick solution. With your herbally enhanced proactive problem solving in place, even the most complex hidden obstacles won’t take away from your confident stride toward progress.
Stoner Capricorn, speaking of progress: There will be a warm cosmic wind of advancement within the personal sphere this month. Whether you are single or in a partnership, this wind will fill your sails, and stoke the sacred bowl of life. You do not need any predictive instructions to take advantage. As long as you maintain communication with your inner voice through sacred herbal meditations, everything will work out with splendor. You be you stoner Capricorn. Funny, witty, direct, patient, and strong are the traits that set you apart. Let them shine within the canna-crew, among smoke circle acquaintances, and with cannabis companions. Trust and love thyself stoner Capricorn.
Stoner Capricorn cosmic influence in July promises delight, intrigue, and progress. And these wonderful words will manifest singularly within the three trimesters of the month. So pack the bowl and sit back; I’ve got the perfect cannabis inspired recipe for success in July.
First Trimester: Delight
The battle hardened Sea-Goat can breathe easy as July begins. Inhale the positivity of the sacred herb, and seek a happy-go-lucky internal nature. You are protected from the hard work you have endured so far this year. Avoid deep Indica cannabis strains in the first trimester. This period will be filled with active adventures. A balanced hybrid or Sativa strain will assist this cosmic blessing instead of sabotaging it.
Second Trimester: Intrigue
A whimsical and happy-go-lucky influence in the first trimester turns to pointed motivation in the second. This cosmic influence will help you find your groove. The second ten day period would be a good time to put the pipe down, or switch to a high CBD strain of the sacred herb. There will be more mystery and unpredictable situations in the second trimester. Keep your head clear, so you don’t lose track of what is important. Motivation and production will be paramount mid month. Don’t get sidetracked trying to solve intricate puzzles.
Third Trimester: Progress
The month of July ends with magic for the stoner Capricorn. Now is the time to open up the stash box to any cannabis variety you choose, but strains shared with friends will be the best kind of bud! The final trimester of the month is all about bonding with the smoke circle, and your cannabis community. All work and revelations from previous periods will manifest in sticky icky bonds of good tiding.
What a wonderful month stoner Capricorn. Each trimester has its own unique theme and benefit. A month to remember. Smoke it up!
Stoner Capricorn it’s time to pull out your compass and high water waders! June is going to be a squirrelly mix of storming cosmic influence. There you go, I ripped that line off like a band-aid. Now let’s work on smoothing out this rough patch prediction. After all, who else is built for storming weather besides the stoner Sea-Goat?
One of the spheres that will be affected most by the storming planetary alignment is the personal sphere; in particular, it will affect those cannabis companions closest to you stoner Capricorn. When lines of communication break down, you have two immediate tools to help with the drama. First of which is time. Avoid immediate reactions. The amount of time is up to you, and the circumstance; but breaking away from immediate reaction gives you time to contemplate and cool down. Second, the soothing third eye vision of the sacred herb can help with deeply personal dilemmas. Take a break from the immediacy of the moment, and toke time to see the issue from a higher perspective. With time, and meditation with the sacred herb, these communicative dramatics may lose the heat of the moment. In the end, perhaps you can chill the drama with a cannabis companion over a shared bowl.
With the right sacred prescription of patience and a higher perspective, you should make it through June unscathed, maybe just bumped and bruised. In fact, stoner Capricorn, if you stay grounded and avoid the heat of the moment, the bonds with cannabis companions might become stronger from the challenging assessments of June’s cosmic dilemmas.
Your natural traits of conservatism, intellect, and persistence should guide you through any other obstacles presented this month. The sturdy Sea-Goat can make it through any storming weather! Don’t dismiss how important sheltering in place with a meditative smoke session can be to analyze and take reprieve from a dramatic situation. Toke time this month to steal away by yourself to contemplate your situation with the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe. It’s amazing how a nug, and your favorite piece, can bring a little welcomed peace to your life in moments of stress. Puff on stoner Capricorn.
Stoner Capricorn it’s time to get connected with the smoke circle once again. The month of May will prove to be a personal period of experimentation, testing bonds, and triumph. Perhaps Smoke Two Joints by Sublime should be forefront on the personal playlist for May. A positive healthy mantra rooted in the sacred herb will help connect the challenging moments with moments of ascendancy.
The business sphere won’t take a back seat to the personal sphere, but you should keep it on the down low. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help accentuate creative problem solving. Plus these contemplative smoke outs will promote a chill attitude that will assist with an uneven workflow. Good thing it is in your nature to grind hard when it is appropriate, and shut it down when play time begins. Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: When success comes in the workplace, don’t announce it to the crowd. A stealthy Sea-Goat does not need extra attention when they are building something grand. The incremental success of projects will be a foundation of momentum moving forward. But this is a solo expedition.
The most promising excitement to prepare for in May will be within the personal sphere. Both single and partnered stoner Capricorns will reap benefits from a warm cosmic breeze. “Smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.” This meditative mantra from my favorite 90’s band will help assist you in your adventure stoner Capricorn. Like those two joints, you should keep your mood chill, and your grinder full of dank nugs. Your chill presence within the smoke circle will be appreciated. Communication will be the key. You set the tone among new cannabis cohorts. As long as you convey your intentions and mood, the smoke circle is sure to support your vibe.
May is a month of budding construction. Grind hard on those personal projects at work, and joint adventures within the smoke circle. “But then one day I met a man who came to me and said: Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of health.”
Stoner Capricorn sometimes universal influence sends you a bag of bunk weed. It’s how we react to a cosmically inspired bunk situation that leaves us open to a universal gift of a big bag of majestic sacred herb. April may start off with a few stems, but if you keep it positive there will be big frosty buds the remainder of the month. Keep calm and puff on stoner Capricorn.
Much like the theme of the month, resiliency takes precedent in the workplace. Squabbles and setbacks are sure to cloud the room in the early portion of April. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb after the work day is done. The perspective changing effects of the sacred herb will help approach the next day with a resolute attitude and solution oriented vibe. The same people or factors that may cause a sticky situation early in the month might be the very same who grease the joints later in the month.
All stoner Capricorns will have revelatory bursts of information come to the surface as the month begins. Partners, lovers, or potential love interests might discover secrets hidden under the thick skin of the Sea-Goat. Once again, puff puff pass on the stress stoner Capricorn. Toke time to see the closet dwelling information from a higher perspective. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial noise to see your life’s timeline from a broad third eye vantage point. In a relationship more information and communication usually leads to stronger bonds, and it could also provide the spark to start something special and new.
Most problems and dilemmas in April cannot be avoided. It’s your reaction to them that will shape the future. Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to step outside of yourself, and the situation, to see your house isn’t falling down. You’ve built a solid foundation stoner Capricorn. You got this!