Stoner Capricorn Summer is finally here. You might be tempted to light up and leave all your worries behind; especially as you see your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts appear to be living the carefree life. Unfortunately, June will not provide you the same opportunity for a go-with-the-flow attitude, at least if you want to avoid the rough rapids ahead. Flexibility and willingness to change direction will be crucial in safely navigating the uncertain cosmic currents of June. While it may not feel like it when you’re in the muck of it, there is an upside to the challenging times ahead. You will have endless opportunities to flex your creative muscles stoner Capricorn. Classics cannabis strains like Jack Herer or AK-47 will provide the catalyst for uplifting and inspiring problem-solving smoke sessions.
Stoner Capricorn, with all the highs and lows, and constant flux expected this month, you can at least count on work to be a safe and peaceful haven, free from setbacks and surprises. However, this doesn’t mean you can turn on autopilot and coast through the month. Now is the time to stay on your grind, and to grow your rainy-day funds. If there is opportunity for overtime, take it stoner Capricorn; if you’re busy making it, you won’t be busy spending it. And with a little extra green in your wallet, you won’t have to feel guilty paying a little more to treat yourself to some of those top-shelf sticky strains.
Stoner Capricorn, you are often the canna-buddy with kind herb and sage advice. This month you might be the one who needs encouraging words, or for a cannabis companion to offer you the first hit off a freshly packed bowl. Whatever the stars have in store for you, remember you don’t have to face it alone. Plus, it’s a lot harder to feel lost when you have a friend to puff puff pass the time with. By the middle of the month the cloudy haze will lift, and the path ahead will become more clear. My sure-footed Sea-Goat, with renewed clarity, and a refreshed spirit, a weekend adventure is required in the second half of June. Celebrate getting your groove back with a trip to your favorite smoke spot, or hit up your most adventurous partners-in-chronic and set out to discover new ones. You got this stoner Capricorn. Puff the creativity, exhale the negativity.
Stoner Capricorn many blessings will come your way from the current celestial alignment. With positivity in your heart, and the sweet sensimilla in your lungs, you are more than capable of creating a magic adventure. The universe will strengthen the natural traits of the sturdy Sea-Goat in May. Warm cosmic waves will feel like subtle momentum at your back, pushing you forward with positivity and progress. Stoner Capricorn, the rest of the stoner Zodiac are truly blessed to have you in their celestial smoke circle. This month, you will have to trust them as they have always trusted you.
There is one particular note to the cosmic push at your back that must be spoken. Not a warning per say, but a guide post along the road of May. There will be times that the warm waves pushing you forward in the final Spring month will feel like an unstoppable tidal force. Prepare yourself for overwhelming moments of emotion. Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and exhale the fleeting pressure of the moment. Pack the stash jar this month with Sativa dominant hybrid strains of the sacred herb. Cannabis can bring us to levels of understanding and feeling, but during a universal push like what is coming, a heavy Indica species could sink the unprepared under the weight of this tidal mass. Thus, keep a bright and airy Sativa dominant strain at the ready to keep your spiritual boat afloat in times of heavy cosmic seas.
Trust stoner Capricorn. So often you have been the safety net of security for the canna-crew. This month there will be moments you seek refuge from the weight of the world, and solace within the canna-fam. Unfamiliar urges to communicate your circumstance should not be guarded. Instead, seek out your close cannabis companions to share your fears and struggles. As you have always been there for them, they will be there for you.
In the end, the progressive universal push of May will be more about understanding the perspective of the helped instead of the helper. The bonds of companionship within the canna-crew will strengthen like a kief dusted finely rolled joint.
Stoner Capricorn this April is all about letting go of negativity, toking time with the cannafam, and embarking on your next great journey. As an instinctual go-getter who appreciates predictability, these strange times are not likely jiving well with your natural energy. I know it has been difficult for you, but load the bowl, breathe deep, and relax. Complaining about your problems doesn’t make them go away, it only clouds your focus on the solution. Instead, load the stash jar, grab your favorite travel piece, and get going!
My stoner Sea-Goat, the first full month of Spring begs you to spend time with your closest cannabis companions. With the help of some sweet sensimilla, and the encouragement of your canna-fam, you will be reminded of your worth on the terrestrial plane. The cosmos is offering you the opportunity to take your finger off the self-sabotage button, and make some serious decisions in your life. Toke some time early in the month for a solo meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Execute this contemplative smoke session before making any harsh judgement calls. Look deep within yourself for the motivation to make these changes my stubborn Sea-Goat. Are they coming from a place of self-love or are they fear based? It’s time to blow the negativity out like you would the perfect hit from your favorite piece. It has served its purpose and no longer belongs to you. Let it go.
Stoner Capricorn your work sphere requires flexibility this month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to rise high above the playing field to see all the pieces in play. This cannabis infused third eyesight will help you adjust to objects and problems in motion. Without subtle adjustments, you are doomed to repeat the same result. Things will get better, but you have to be ready and willing to put in the effort. Own your power of manifestation stoner Capricorn. Let the cosmos, and the sacred herb guide you towards great things.
The Universe is working behind the scenes, and fully supports you in all your endeavors. Make sure your stash jar is loaded with a variety of cannabis strains this month, and be prepared for a metamorphosis of body, mind, and spirit.
Stoner Capricorn, spring is finally here! After a long winter spent tokin’ tough from the cozy comfort of your couch, the prospect of traveling somewhere further than the kitchen to cure your most recent case of the munchies seems exhilarating. The days are getting longer, the weather is heating up, but growing also is a serious case of wanderlust. Don’t feel bad stoner Capricorn, not everyone will be down to brave the crisp days of March, but some of your more adventurous cannabis companions will be ready to join you for all of your endo-excursions. Whether you head to your favorite smoke spots, or set out to discover the most undisturbed vistas, when you are with your best buds with plenty of good greens, the journey will be just as serene and smokey as reaching the final destination.
Stoner Capricorn, your persistence in the workplace will result in big payoffs this month. Of course nothing is guaranteed, but you are definitely on an upward trajectory, and the sky’s the limit. Your enthusiasm and optimism will be contagious amongst your peers. But, with everyone’s energy levels elevated, it will be important to work to maintain clear and open lines of communication. Excitement can turn into tension if somebody’s intentions are misunderstood. Even the most competent team can swing from a successful streak to suffering setbacks if everyone isn’t on the same page. Stoner Capricorn, if you are allowed to work in a 420 friendly environment, you and your coworkers should set aside time to take tokes and share notes. These cannabis infused work sessions can be a catalyst for inspiration, and a higher level of creative thought.
My smoky Sea-Goat, March will remind you that home really is where the heart is. Whether you’re racking up miles on one of your many stoney adventures, or just hanging out hotboxing the living room with the canna fam, you will spread smiles to all those you encounter. While the 20th marks the official start of the new season, you don’t have to wait until then to begin your Spring cleaning. It can be something as small as a new tapestry, or a complete overhaul of your wardrobe, but you should curate your surroundings to reflect your inner workings. And for this month stoner Capricorn, you are strictly good vibes only!
Stoner Capricorn this month you should pay extra close attention to your greens, both your herbal supplies and your bank account. You may be feeling confident and content with your current resources, but unexpected expenses can burn through your stash; so make sure you are actively adding to your reserves. If you aren’t sure how to up your savings game, consult a cannabis companion whose own financial finesse you admire, and whose advice you know you can trust.
It will be crucial for a successful February that you get organized in the first week of the month stoner Capricorn. Your calendar is going to fill up quickly; and once you get moving, there’s no slowing down. Schedule some alone time during the early days of the month for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb. Even though the bud my be loud, seek quiet and calm in this medicated meditative moment. Just you and the sweet sensimilla will help you gather your inner thoughts before you turn them into outward action. Once you are ready to get down to the grind, seek out only those stoner sidekicks who you know can keep up with your busy pace. It will be best if you avoid those canna buddies that just want to light one up and lounge about, or who you know are prone to couchlock.
Stoner Capricorn you don’t have to slow your roll, but you will need to be patient with your peers at work this month. You may be feeling extra energetic, ready to finish one project and race ahead to the next. But, not everyone will always be able to match your light speed momentum. Remember that everyone is working towards the same goals. Instead of criticizing, communicate with positivity stoner Capricorn. If someone on the team is falling behind, find out how you can help get them back on track, and ready to move up to the next level.
Don’t let the whole month be all work and no play my ambitious Sea-Goat. While you should always strive for success and higher achievement, remember it’s okay to take a break. Not only does down time allow you the chance to light up a bowl of cannabis, it can be an opportunity to reflect on how far you’ve journeyed, and all the people you’ve encountered along the way. Stoner Capricorn, as long as you keep the kind buds close, and your cannabis companions even closer, every day will be another memorable page to add to your ever-stoney adventure.
Stoner Capricorn 2021 starts with an amazing combination of cosmic kismet. With the guiding hand of celestial influence, and the guiding spirit of the sacred herb, January will be a month of love and progress.
There is a warm glow surrounding the cosmic influence in January for the stoner Capricorn. With the right balance of recreation and diligent work, confidence will be high. Not only will other stoner star signs see this confident soft glow within your aura, more importantly you will feel a newfound openness to deep connections with cannabis companions. Be prepared for long meaningful conversations while sharing bowls and passing joints.
Overall the second Winter month could be seen as a tale of two halves split by the New Moon of the 12th. The first half of the month will be dominated by cosmic winds of creativity. Whatever your passion or hobby, this will be the best time to light one up, and bring the sacred spark of cannabis to your endeavor. After the New Moon, universal influence will shift more toward terrestrial goals and ambitions. Perhaps the creative endeavors of the first 12 days will bleed into an ambitious push at converting passion into occupation? Look out! A toasted Sea-Goat is on a mission. Nothing can stop you.
Stoner Capricorn, relax. Don’t burn your entire stash in one session. Don’t push too hard on any one task. It is in your nature to be relentlessly progressive through action, but rest and recreation must balance these creative and ambitious efforts. Seek balance through the sacred herb stoner Capricorn. It’s time to stock your sacred herbal stash box. With so much to do and so much to say, lean on Sativa dominant hybrid strains. When the creative juices are spent, and the work day is done, break into the sticky relaxing properties of Indica strains. Be your own cannabis curator this month stoner Capricorn. Use the right sacred tool for the right moment. Feel the flow. Bask in the confidence and love shining through the universal influence. You never know what else you might be feeling this month!
Stoner Capricorn the month of December might seem like an example of the old argument between destiny and will to power. I’m not here to solve age old philosophical conundrums, and you shouldn’t spend any time dwelling on it either. The bottom line to December will be effort. No matter the answer to grand questions of destiny and manifestation, the journey is personal, and actions are inevitable.
Stoner Capricorn swirling winds of terrestrial turmoil can impact the mental state. Worldly turbulence can create unease, anxiety, and internal conflict. Be careful my adaptive Sea-Goat in the first decade of December. Adaptability can mask a stubborn wandering state. It is imperative to take a break from the terrestrial condition, and seek solace from within. Toke time for a solo meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month. It may not come naturally, but it must be performed. This meditative cannabis exercise will give the mind a moment of pause to break free from the uncontrollable turbulence of the terrestrial world. The result will settle the mind, and connect the spirit.
The early medicated meditation will assist you in many ways moving through the holiday season. It’s likely drama within the canna-fam, and outer smoke circle, will find you stoner Capricorn. But with your mind and spirit centered and aligned, you can stay lifted, high above the fray. You know your direction, and you have confidence in your decisions. The dramatics of others is simply background noise to a stoner Capricorn on a mission.
Sometimes universal influence brings winds of positivity, filling our sails as we cruise through the seas of life. When these universe winds are stagnant, it is up to us to muster the good vibes. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst in December to conjure and cajole a positive mental attitude. Girl Scout Cookies is a great balanced hybrid that can be used as a tool to settle the mind, and rejuvenate the spirit. You aren’t alone stoner Capricorn, but you are the only captain of your terrestrial vessel. Good luck on your voyage to the land of positivity.
Stoner Capricorn the last period was spent improving internal dialogue. As Fall transitions into Winter, contemplative focus will now turn outward. But even with cosmic streams of influence pushing outward progress, it all stems from within you my studious Sea-Goat. November will require a keen third eye for learning and advancement.
Stoner Capricorn, use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye throughout the month. Often we may fall into a trance, learning through titles and headlines, without depth of content. The universe is sending cosmic waves of learning opportunities. November could be a period of great understanding, and even awakening my smart Sea-Goat. But to receive these universal blessings of learned advancement, you must see beyond the surface. Toke time to contemplate information beyond a cursory glance. Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective. Consume the full view stoner Capricorn. The results could bring progress, understanding, and wisdom.
Take this cannabis prescription for higher learning into your social circles. There is much you can learn from your smoke circle stoner Capricorn. Pack bowls, burn joints, and let the conversation fly with your cannabis companions and smoke buddies. Burning bud, contemplating life, the universe, and everything, could be the spark to progress in November. We all have something to learn, and something to share.
The New Moon on the 14th of November marks an important personal point of reflection for the stoner Capricorn. Step away from the hustle and bustle of your busy world. Set the scene for a quiet solo smoke session with the sacred herb. The strain and intensity does not matter. The focus of this reflective meditation is your cosmic spacesuit and mental health. We must not live for others, but we do need to satisfy ourselves. Have you met your own internal expectations regarding physical and mental health stoner Capricorn? These two are often interwoven. A healthy spacesuit boosts the opportunity for a content mental state. Now is the time to address your progress, and perhaps reassign goals and habits. Use the sacred herb to inspire honest self reflection while maintaining healthy love for self.
Stoner Capricorn get ready for a bong-rip-roaring month of October. Progress and bliss are only a few steps away. But there will be no cosmic gift of energetic waves this month; instead, you will need to puff toward progress under your own power and impetus. With the sacred herb as your guide, you can forge a path to progress on the terrestrial plain in the second Fall month.
Get out of your head stoner Capricorn. Incessant internal questions can lead to insecurity, which can lead to social avoidance. And all of this can become a downward spiral of emotional despair. Take it easy my sturdy Sea-Goat: This is only a warning, and certainly not a prediction. The Fall season can bring on the doldrums of solitude as the Sun goes down sooner and sooner each day. Spark one up to rev your internal engine. Becoming a shut-in is not an option for this month stoner Capricorn. Avoid Indica strains of the sacred herb. Select Sativa strains as a strict canna-diet in October. The uplifting nature of the sacred Sativa strain will assist in good cheer, and give an energy boost to tackle those terrestrial tasks that may seem so cumbersome at first glance. It’s unusual to hear from me, but you must avoid deep solo medicated smoke sessions this month. Save the internal analysis for another period.
Progress and positivity await on your missions out and about with the canna-crew. You have to take the first steps. Once you do, find creative activities that will fill your soul, and take your mind off the clutter that may be bogging you down. Take the step stoner Capricorn. Find that hike to the most epic secret smoke spot. Create a smoke circle painting party. Or grab the instruments, and create a smoke filled jam session. Whatever the activities you choose, find joy in creative participation with the ganja gang. Perhaps these terrestrial distractions will give your cumbersome internal dialogue the time needed to find resolution. Maybe, there was nothing to worry about all along.
Stoner Capricorn September brings cosmic waves of self confidence and advocacy. Awesome positivity for advancement on the terrestrial plain is packed in your celestial bowl this month. However, this cosmic wave is heavy, and will require honest work, and effort, to ride it to success and progress. But you are the sturdy Sea-Goat, ready and willing to ride any cosmic wave that comes your way. Surfs up dude.
Toke time after the Full Moon on the 1st for a deep introspective meditative dive with the sacred herb. A private smoke session with a deep Indica cannabis strain will do the trick nicely. Float deep into yourself. Connect with your inner voice. To ride this large cosmic wave of positivity in September, you will need balance and direction. Use this deep medicated meditative dive into self to find your desired direction. Much like a fully loaded session with an Indica strain, a deep dive into self can be a scary proposition, but this solo sacred smoke session will come with universal benefits. Once you find your desired internal direction, your travels on the terrestrial plain will be filled with confidence and determination. Stoner Capricorn, this meditative exercise will benefit you in all spheres of life.
You can’t smoke a bowl before loading it stoner Capricorn. In September, you can’t get a promotion in the workplace before asking for it. You are your own best advocate at work. Don’t neglect an active management style toward your promotion. Yeah, I’ll smoke a bowl to that. Good luck!
Stoner Capricorn my favorite Bob Marley quote will come in handy this month: “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Again, the cosmic wave of positivity in September is a blessing, but it requires hard to work to ride it. This is certainly true within the sphere of personal relationships. Toke time for meditative smoke sessions in September that focus on self. What can you do to be a better cannabis companion? Emotional and mental work can be heavy, but results will come immediately from an honest effort.
And thus hard work feeds the balance and confidence, which feeds positive action on the terrestrial plain, which feeds a circular loop of positivity in all spheres. Ride that wave stoner Capricorn.