Scorpio

Water Sign – The Scorpion – October 23 – November 21

The stoner Scorpio may be considered a wild card in the stoner Zodiac. The combination of psychic skills and calculated long-term planning creates a mysterious perception of the stoner Scorpion. But who wouldn’t want a clairvoyant careful planner in their smoke circle?

The stoner Scorpio draws a lot of their universal intentions from the emotional realm. As with life and roller coasters, emotional based navigation can lead to ups and downs. A well balanced hybrid strain like Mango Kush or Cheese is the best match for the stoner Scorpio. The sacred herb can balance mood while enhancing their third eye vision.

Be gentle with a stoner Scorpio when they enter your smoke circle. The stoner Scorpion is guarded among bud loving buddies, but they really open up once they become a close cannabis companion.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Scorpio we are entering into a month of re-balancing.  This October exercise in stability will pull your guarded emotional fringes back to center.  No more leaning on emotional crutches my fierce Scorpion!  By the end of the second Fall month you will be standing firmly on two feet, square, balanced, and confident.

Lean into the cosmic winds of stability with balanced cannabis hybrid strains.  All things we meditate internally will be manifested externally.  Use the magical manifesting powers of the sacred herb to target your meditative smoke sessions on calm and contentment.

Slow your roll stoner Scorpio, and toke time to settle terrestrial anxieties.

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Intensity may not be a word you use to describe yourself, but this may be the exact word used by people who cross you on the wrong side of the path.

One of the amazing powers of our cannabis copilot is the window it provides into ourselves.  As you focus on balance in October, you may see the intensity you wield on the terrestrial plane.  The sacred herb may show you the results of friendly fire from your powerful stinger.

Understanding your power is an important step in the process of internal re-balancing.

By the night of the Full Moon of the 20th, this exercise in stability will begin to bear fruit.  Maintain your prescription of balanced hybrid cannabis strains; but now your third eye internal gaze will turn from critical and analytical to appreciation.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of love.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session near the Full Moon.  The exercise in re-balancing will open up a new window into yourself.  

Use the sacred herb to connect with yourself.  Allow positive thoughts, appreciation, and love to wash over your spirit.

By the end of the month the outward terrestrial benefit from this cosmic re-balancing will be plain to see.  As you appreciate and love yourself, so will the canna-fam and broader smoke circle.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month sets up to be a blessed period, but it won’t be devoid of tactical nuance.  So much of the universal influence  and support in September centers around effort born from creativity, married to community.  Wow, that was a mouthful.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb to tap into the creative complex of the cosmos.  A cannabis strain like Purple Haze could be the perfect tool to tap the cosmic collective consciousness.

Stoner Scorpio, the ideas and inspiration that come from this early meditative medicated smoke session will most likely focus on community.  Any adventure worth doing is better done with the canna-fam.

Ok stoner Scorpio, you have the ideas.  You have the network of nug-loving canna-buddies.  The remainder of September will be all about hard work and patience.

Early moments in the month will require tapping into the creative vibes of the universal flow.  The remainder of the month will require hard work to execute the creative mining.

Load the stash jar with a cannabis strain that supports mental focus.  Sour Diesel should do nicely.  Manifestation on our terrestrial plane requires more than meditation stoner Scorpio.  Use your cannabis copilot to support the effort, and clarity, required to execute your

creative concoctions.

My fierce Scorpion, there is one hidden element out of your control that must be discussed.  Your network of canna-buddies will be required to fulfill your cosmic creation.  However, you cannot control their level of effort or excitement in your project.

Understanding and empathy are tools required of any kind project leader.  

Once again, you can use the enlightened connection of the sacred herb to assist you in harnessing the herd.  When frustration mounts, toke a timeout with cannabis.  Reset

your mindset.  Manifest patience.  All things worth doing are best done together.  But we all have different speeds in which we operate.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays?  Not you, not this August!  No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming.

And it comes fast stoner Scorpio.  Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August as all your hard work recently will transition to project completion and professional development.

Be mindful my stoner Scorpion.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision toward your ambitious options.  Use your keen canna-eyesight to analyze the available projects and your valuable time resource.  The key to August will be to embrace the ambitious celestial influence with confidence, but also with conservative logic.

Stoner Scorpio, your spirit animal will morph into a work horse with an abundance of options on the terrestrial plane.  But this cosmic blessing is also a hidden trap.  

You may want to walk or run down all the trails in front of you.  Take on every challenge available.  The universe will provide a brisk wind to power your ambitious sails, but this very same positive influence could be a trap door for negativity.  

Gluttony of ambition could leave you bloated and overwhelmed once the music stops.

This is where your cannabis prescription for August will play a key role.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb to lay out a cost benefit analysis of the potential projects and the available time resource each will consume.

Stoner Scorpio, pack bowls of high CBD cannabis for the ambitious work day.  Hold stash jar reserves of the Indica species for the evening unwind.  Your daily routine will follow this formula:  Grind – Appreciate – Repeat.  

Reflective appreciation for life, and what you have built, will be a necessary step to maintain the momentum of ambitious progress.  These medicated meditative moments of pause in between task mastery will also assist with relationships within the smoke circle.

The New Moon of the 8th marks an important window of clarity within the cosmic hustle and bustle of August.  It is impossible to move past errors, mistakes, and transgressions without acknowledging them stoner Scorpio.  The cosmos will offer insight and progress with the passing of the New Moon on the 8th.  But it will be up to you to inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and turn your third eye gaze inward.  Self analysis is never easy, but the breakthroughs last a lifetime.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio rejoice!  It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits.  Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots.  Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down.

The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination to recoil from outward ambition.  Tail tingling, you should strut your stuff on the terrestrial plane in the second Summer month.

It’s time to come out of your cozy cave stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  The cosmos will bring a logical gust of wind into your house this month.  This base logical influence, mixed with your bright and energetic Sativa cannabis copilot, will allow you to shed your natural guards.

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Sharpen your stinger stoner Scorpio!  No soul will be injured, but your powers must be on full display in July.  Especially at the beginning of the month, release tension with contemplative smoke sessions.  Dive deep into yourself.

Now is the time to ask important questions of yourself and the universe.  Answers will surely be found this month stoner Scorpio.  And these answers will come without reservation or injury.  Your cannabis copilot will assist in the creativity of inquiry, and the rationale of response.

But what is a smooth Summer month without adventure?  Buckle up, hit the road, and make sure you take your cannabis travel kit with you.  Whether it is a backyard barbeque with the ganja gang, or a nighttime dip under the celestial lights, fun favors the baked my stellar Scorpion.

Feel the energy of the moment stoner Scorpio.  Opening yourself up to the wonder of the universe, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, may not be your usual jam.  But universal support will accentuate an expansive mind and body this month.

So much of this cosmic tale works in concert with the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  But if nerves and emotions start to fray with burnt bowls under the Summer sun, be sure to mix in a cannabis strain like Harlequin with low THC levels.  Perhaps you smoke the Green Crack during meditative question inducing smoke sessions, and Harlequin during the ambitious answering adventures.

The world is yours this month stoner Scorpio, smoke it like you own it!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Scorpio the June time period could be legendary!  Progress and personal breakthroughs found in future time periods may be tied back to this time right now.  You have a secret weapon.  You have a cannabis copilot to guide you through periods like this to find triumph where competition wasn’t even expected.

Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Scorpio.  Retrograde has become a bad word in astrological machinations.  But is it really?  You will dispel the rumors that Mercury retrograde is an unbreakable chain linked to negativity within the stoner Zodiac.  Let’s look at this month like a bag of cannabis gifted from a canna-grower.  Sure, you find some seeds and stems, but at the heart of this holistic bag of good green is patience, love, and fellowship.  If the medicated meditations are beneficial, do the seeds and stems really matter in the end?  Of course not stoner Scorpio, and you can see that.

The key to progressive success in June will be the ability to expand your mind, slow time, and view yourself and our terrestrial world from a higher perspective.  This month is made for you my deep thinking Scorpion.  Toke time to carve out many deep medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Instead of recommending a particular strain, I recommend finding a holistic bag of homegrown good green.  Know the source stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with the most local, and quality grown herb you can find.  Use this enhanced connection with cannabis to guide your contemplative smoke sessions.  Our cosmic spaceship will seemingly slow its rotation, and you will be able to see terrestrial matters more clearly with your enhanced third eye sight.

Sure sure stoner Scorpio, Mercury retrograde will cause fits and hitches in your planned terrestrial travels.  But the broader theme of expanded perspective will solve the fret and worry of such unexpected detours.  With a keen third eye sight from a lifted perspective, these hiccups and roadblocks will seem trivial to your long term travels.  Float on stoner Scorpio, and be sure to tell us all how you got there when you reach your final destination.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio?  Of course you do my brave Scorpion.  Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs.

One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally.  As you travel through May, you will shed complex layers of emotional and spiritual understanding.  Each layer peeled will be like a rebirth of perception within our terrestrial existence.  Heavy stuff right?  The cosmic trick to this period will be the unexpected nature and frequency of these personal epiphanies.  I recommend flexibility within your schedule so that deep dives with the sacred herb can be accommodated at the right moments.  

Stoner Scorpio, stock the stash jar with two cannabis varieties this month.  First, a deep Indica strain that can assist you in slowing down the world to find deeper connection with self.  Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush should do nicely.  This sacred herbal tool should be used in meditative moments when the universal rollercoaster is ratcheting higher and higher with increased tension.  It is in these moments when you must face the terrestrial fear of the outside world, and connect with your inner voice for guidance.  Second, keep a balanced hybrid cannabis strain like Blue Dream or Sherbert as your daily driver.  You need to balance my swift Scorpion!  After you’ve faced your fears, and communicated with your inner self, you will need sure feet, and a calm head, to practice and enact your new understanding among your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Progress and growth are the key drivers to the celestial influence of May.  But instead of a helpless passenger, you will be driving the change.  The rollercoaster is a great metaphor for May; but maybe instead of placing yourself in the cart for this analogy, you should manifest yourself as the carnival conductor.  You are the master of this ride stoner Scorpio.  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession.  Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind.  The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth.

Physical projects give way in April to mental healing.  You have been a busy Scorpion the last few months primming and primping everything around you. But the cosmic influence of April supports taking a break from the go-go lifestyle you have created.  I hear you stoner Scorpio, “What if there is still so much to do?”  We are all the masters of our own decisions, but if you burn that one extra bowl, you might get overcooked. Seek balance my productive Scorpio.  There is no premonition of a stagnant period, but at some point you have to turn the volume of the physical world down so you can hear your inner voice speak.  Turn your power to manifest in the physical realm into a focus on self care.  How many impending deadlines do you create from your own internal pressure?  Find Sublime more in life in April, “I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  Balance stoner Scorpio.  You can still operate with efficiency in the terrestrial world, but now is the time to pencil in that smoke filled siesta into your calendar.

Don’t forget to get out stoner Scorpio!  So much work on your physical space recently, toke time to enjoy the majesty of our terrestrial world.  If a partner-in-chronic calls you out, join them!  Time away from your personal space with nature, some good green, and your best buds, might be the expedition that recharges the mental batteries, and opens your third eye to new perspectives.  

All of these prescribed breaks from the physical space you’ve focused on so much recently sets up an important end to April.  The Full Moon of the 26th may cause stress and insecurity within your canna-fam.  But you, stoner Scorpio, with your intuitive nature, and freshly recharged cosmic spacesuit, will be able to assist your cannabis companions through a potentially chaotic time.  Perhaps all that personal time in April fortifying your cosmic life boat will lift you, and your canna-fam, to safety as you steer toward progress in the next period.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Scorpio the month of March sets up as a tale of two halves, split by the Spring Equinox on the 20th.  Celestial bodies will impart great influence on the stoner Scorpions of the world, but in dramatically different ways at different times.  Sit back, relax, and take tokes of the marijuana smoke; with help from your sacred herbal assistant, navigating these distinct periods will be as smooth as an ice chilled bong rip.

Get ready stoner Scorpio, the first two decades of March will be filled with a creative burst from the cosmos.  This surge of creative energy will be best served within personal spaces.  Find fun creative projects that enhance your living space.  The cannabis prescription for this phase before the 20th is a bit tricky.  Pure Sativa cannabis strains should be avoided.  Leaning into this creative cosmic vibe might turn the energetic cosmic influence into scatterbrained frustration.  However, a pure Indica strain of the sacred herb should also be avoided.  You certainly don’t want to waste this positive push by getting lost in a couch lock haze.  Therefore, find a true hybrid 50-50 strain to get the best of both worlds, and avoid the heavy influence of both worlds at the same time.

Stoner Scorpio, there is a bit more to the first two decades of the month.  The New Moon of the 13th marks an opportunity for new projects or fulfillment.  Toke time for planning and organizing before the New Moon, and then executing your grand design after the New Moon.

After the Spring Equinox of the 20th, the universal influence will remain energetic, but there will be a switch in focus from the personal sphere to the work sphere.  Be prepared to tackle all of your terrestrial missions.  This may seem daunting after a couple weeks of creative personal output, but you will have the energy from the universe in this exciting busy season to accomplish any task on your list.  I have two specific recommendations to keep you charging ahead.  First, maintain the integrity of your cosmic spacesuit with a healthy diet and exercise.  You will become an athlete tackling the to-do list within the economic machinery of our terrestrial world; you must take care of your physical body to maintain your performance.  Second the sacred herb should be utilized after the hard charge of the day is done to relax, and feel the blessings of the universe.  Make sure the stash jar is loaded with your favorite Indica strain for these moments.  Light one up, breathe in the natural relaxing influence of our sacred plant, and recharge your batteries for the next day’s battle.

You can have it all this month stoner Scorpio.  I’ll light a celebratory bowl to that!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere.  Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains.  This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally.  Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

Refresh and revamp stoner Scorpio!  Seek out creative endeavors within your physical personal space.  Is it time to try something new?  Perhaps a project that has been lingering in the back of your head?  The final Winter month is the perfect time to improve your personal space.  Perhaps this will be a kick start into the coming Spring season.  Use the creative enhancement of the sacred herb to guide your action at home.  Target the New Moon of the 11th.  Plan out a staycation with your favorite cannabis strain, and your tools of creative manifestation.  You might find that during all this outward activity within your physical space, great work might unfold internally.  Sink deep into this creative smoke session.  Whereas the focus might be on your physical space, it could be internal house cleaning that benefits you the most.

Last month I wrote about the powerful sting of the stoner Scorpion.  The danger continues into the February time period.  You don’t want to injure your cannabis companions or close members of the canna-fam.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill out and gain perspective before striking out with your powerful sting in moments of anger or frustration.  By the Full Moon of the 27th, internal emotions will change.  A new period will bring new organization and attitudes toward the inner smoke circle.  Find your chill with the sacred herb until the Full Moon stoner Scorpio; your cannabis companions will thank you.

These internal efforts to cleanse, modify, or improve your internal space can be daunting and exhausting.  Toke time to reward yourself for these efforts.  Mid month, cut time out in the schedule for a solo smoke session just for you.  Find joy in a personal activity.  Let out the frustrations of life as a terrestrial astronaut with personal motion.  Dance, paint, build, write, or simply read a good book.  Take the time for self to push out energy and emotion into something you enjoy.

Self improvement all starts from personal action.  Go!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Scorpio the beginning to 2021 will be a blessing from the universe.  With the right blend of medication and meditation, your inner self will find contentment while you make plans for great progress on the terrestrial plane.

It’s time to focus on the inner smoke circle stoner Scorpio.  Cannabis companions and the canna-fam will need your attention and spirit.  But keep in mind this is a selfless task.  Don’t stop and wait for acknowledgement or praise.  The time spent burning bowls and passing joints with those you care about will be all the reward generated by the universe.  

Grand adventures on the terrestrial plane will wait for other periods as this month will be more about life as a domestic astronaut.  As you focus on family, also take on special missions directed at your inner self and domicile.  A secluded life as a home-body is in the cosmic cards for January.  Use the inspirational aspects of the sacred herb to address changes or alterations you wish to make at home and with yourself.  In many ways, January can be looked at as a great month to make improvements in relationships and home-life; and aren’t those the things that matter most?

I have a specific warning for you stoner Scorpio:  The sharp sting of your poisonous tail could be a danger between the 8th and the 12th.  The waning crescent moon on the 8th marks a period where emotions and tempers could fall out of control.  Dig into your stash of Indica strains during this period.  Perhaps make plans for those deep solo medicated planning sessions during this time.  Above all, recognize that you possess a dangerous weapon in your sharp stinger.  You don’t want to hurt close cannabis companions with unintended strikes.  Use the calming nature of the sacred herb to chill out in heated moments.  You can always reflect back, and assess what really matters on the New Moon of the 12th.

Positive meditations in January will possess positive manifestations in future time periods.  Where do you want to be in the future?  Toke time to storyboard this grand desire.  Puff puff plan with the sacred herb.  This medicated exercise will have a powerful effect, setting in motion the magic of manifestation.  I know stoner Scorpio, you are too clever for the magic mojo.  So I will say it plainly:  

Step 1.  Toke time to meditate on where you want to go.  

Step 2.  Toke time to develop a plan of action.

Step 3.  The process begins one toke at a time!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December.

Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity.  This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish endeavors.  But to be clear, we are all individuals rolling and toking our way through this terrestrial existence, so even my visions are open to interpretation by spicy Scorpions.  

Chill and relax in the first half of the month up until the New Moon of the 14th.  Find a sweet cannabis strain that inspires relaxation and contentment.  Now is the time to spend a little on your personal happiness and well being.  For some this might be as simple as a hair cut or spa day.  For others maybe more extravagant like a trip or weekend get-a-way.  No matter your tact, be sure to use the sacred herb as a tool to enhance your greater well being, and content mental state.  In the end, after this blessed 14 day period, you might find you have gotten more done in the terrestrial world than expected because of your bright and energized mood.

Stoner Scorpio after the New Moon, a different phase will take over for the remainder of the month.  This new phase will not be better or worse than the first 14 days, just different.  The holiday season can bring smoke circle acquaintances and distant family members into our sphere of influence.  With your mood and spirit balanced, you will be well positioned to take on a leadership role within this phase.  Seek out the Girl Scout Cookies cannabis strain to lean into this bright and positive emotional period.  Use the sacred herb as an enhancement to positive vibes and moods.  It’s possible your bright mood and positive outlook will be all the leadership required to make this holiday season one to remember for the entire cann-fam.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Scorpio I know you have grown tired of the roller coaster of life with it’s anticipatory climbs, and terrifying falls.  Always remember the mantra when you’ve dove too deep with that sacred edible:  It’s going to be ok.  It’s going to be ok.

Communication will be encouraged, enhanced, and energetic in November.  Cosmic winds of influence will accentuate a sharp intelligent tongue stoner Scorpio.  And as with all blessings from universal influence, you must find balance within the potential for extremes.  Make sure to toke time to chill out with the sacred herb my fierce Scorpion.  See through the eyes of your cannabis companions.  You might finally be able to annunciate all those words you have held back or failed to speak in the past, but it could come as a great shock to others.  So speak!  Get it out!  But temper your newfound enthusiasm, and wit with words, with smooth care and temperament.  If you can find with the right tact, your canna-crew will love the new outward exuberance.  And as a result your words will manifest tangible action and blessings.

I know you have had tough times in the past few months stoner Scorpio.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and let go of the past.  Forgive yourself, and forgive others.  This is a new period, and you might feel like a new you.  Particularly between the 8th and the 14th, you might notice a positive transition to a new attitude.  Toke time within this date range to settle yourself with the sacred herb.  Find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with a solo smoke session.  Focus on the positive power of forgiveness.  This exercise with cannabis, will accelerate the transition from stormy mental weather into a positive mental attitude.  You are very powerful during this period stoner Scorpio:  Manifest positivity.

After the New Moon of the 14th, the terrestrial plane will appear sharper and brighter.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with an energetic Sativa strain.  Lean into this new positive outlook and vision with your sacred herbal assistant.  But terrestrial worldly manifestation isn’t the only aspect supported by universal influence during the last half of November.  Toke time to look within as well.  Now is the time to assess personal habits.  Now is the time to take action within your own sphere of influence to build healthy habits of love for self.  You will be like a wizard waving your wand, but don’t forget to cast that positive spell within!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Scorpio the month of October will bring heightened connectivity with the canna-crew.  So much of the previous period was spent puzzled, bewildered, and absolutely confused, but rest easy my persistent Scorpion.  This month will be like emerging from a stoned cloud of confusion.  With the right herbal application, you will be hard wired into the collective consciousness of the stoner realm floating toward progress.

Stoner Scorpio I do not have a strain recommendation this month, but more of a regiment of cannabis consumption.  Enlightened cosmic winds will blow through your house in October.  You will feel more in-tune with cannabis cohorts and terrestrial astronauts naturally from this blessed influence.  Thus, deep meditative dives with the sacred herb do not need to be forced.  Instead of smoke sessions with a higher amplitude, seek more numerous subtle contemplations with cannabis.  Use the sacred herb during this period as an enhancement instead of a catalyst.  Consistent light tokes of the marijuana smoke instead of camped out smoke sessions.

This subtle increase in terrestrial tuning will impact the work sphere as well.  Yes stoner Scorpio, advancement and progress in the workplace is more than possible in October; it is likely.  Be forewarned my snippy Scorpion:  Do not get tongue tied at work.  Your ability to communicate and annunciate your perspective will be paramount to your advancement.  As the month passes, your confidence in this newfound terrestrial awareness will assist you in all endeavors.

Stoner Scorpio the sphere of romance will be tantalizing and titillating in the second Fall month.  Seek opportunities to work and play with cannabis companions, and partners in chronic.  Passionate hobby projects, and creative collaborations could lead to exciting heartfelt moments.  Just remember stoner Scorpio:  Keep the cannabis consumption light, but plentiful.  Enhancement, not over-indulgence is the prescription for success in October in all spheres of your cannabis lifestyle.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month comes with a variety of cosmic influences.  Your journey is yours to walk alone, but with the right cannabis prescription, perhaps you will have a keen green spirit to guide your path.

September starts off with hazy smoke clouds that obscure decision making.  The Full Moon on the 1st may cause your internal wires to get a bit crossed.  Toke time for a toke break to release yourself from anxieties surrounding projects and impending decisions.  The smoke break will give you time to gain clarity within the frustration.  And perhaps the sacred herb will send you the key analytics to make your decision easier.

This might be a sluggish way to start the month, but cosmic clouds clear only a few days after the Full Moon.  Like a rubber band snapping back, you will emerge from the haze with intense clarity.  But be forewarned stoner Scorpio:  This newfound kick butt and take names attitude may seem empowering in the moment, but it will cause long lasting repercussions within the smoke circle.  I suggest tamping down the enthusiasm with a relaxing cannabis strain.  The Pink Champagne sacred strain should do nicely.  Empowered decision making won’t be deterred, but it may come with softer edges for the sake of your cannabis companions.

In the sphere of romance, there is a particular date that should be noted on the calendar.  The New Moon of the 17th marks a dangerous and exciting time in the month regarding interpersonal relationships within the smoke circle.  First, my fierce Scorpion, smoke a bowl and chill in the days leading up to the New Moon.  The universe might be sending some aggressive vibes your way.  Puff puff pass on being the negative instigator with your canna-crew.  Next, after the New Moon, the opportunity for romance is sure to bloom like that big fat cola topping the sacred plant of life.  Keep this in mind for romantic endeavors after the New Moon:  Heartfelt efforts may not see immediate results.  Like some varieties of the sacred herb, your efforts may have a creeper affect.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Scorpio the month of August will be filled with challenges and triumphs.  Gears within the grinder of life may become stuck with sticky communication; but once these gears break free, cosmic support will give a gentle push in the direction of progress.

Little Scorpion be forewarned:  Complexities within communication will cause tension and misunderstanding.  But the sting of conflict will be brief!  Rise above the fray stoner Scorpio.  Chill out with the sacred herb in moments of frustration.  Cloud up the room, and give hazy communication time to clear.  All will return to normal operation within the smoke circle once calm, chill, and medicated heads have time to gain an elevated perspective.

Pay attention to dreams early in the month.  Develop the habit of journaling your dreams.  Smoke about it, and write about it.  Even drawings or brief notes will suffice.  What may not seem cogent or connected at the time, could become instrumental to progress near the end of the month.

Be mindful of workplace sabotage as the New Moon of the 18th approaches. The days preceding the New Moon could be strife with uncooperative, and down-right obstructive, behavior.  Now you know what to look for stoner Scorpio.  Manifest patience and keen third eyesight with meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  From a higher elevation, you will see this behavior more as an anomaly than an entrenched pattern.  Perhaps you will decide to diffuse the situation with kindness and understanding.  Allow the wisdom of the sacred herb to guide your defensive strategy.

The New Moon of the 18th also marks a line of transition for cosmic support.  Before the New Moon it may seem like you are on a defensive footing, but after the lunar event the gears of the universe should loosen.  This will allow a freedom of movement unseen in August.  Use this freedom of movement within the universal influence to celebrate and recreate with cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Remember those dreams early in the month stoner Scorpio?  Now is the time they may become more clear in your cosmic timeline.  Do not sacrifice your mental or physical health for the sake of others.  There will be plenty of opportunities to puff puff pass with like minded tokers, with kindness and progress at heart.  End the month with a bowl and a bang stoner Scorpio, it’s your time!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio July sets up to be a calm drift, floating in the river of life on our cosmic spaceship, flying through the universe.  Can there be a better month than July to puff on, and float on?

Whether you are a single Scorpion, or a partnered Eagle, July promises to bring flirtatious fun to the personal sphere.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you are on a great lazy float in the cosmic river.  All sacred strains of cannabis are open on this stream.  But be sure to share bowls with your canna-crew.  Don’t waste your energy, or your high, chasing anyone in particular.  The river of influence will take you to your destination without worry.  Relax, take it all in, and go with what feels right.  The stoner fam will be there for you no matter what you are holding, and no matter where you are going.

Ok stoner Scorpio, all this fun flirting floating along the river of life is great right?  But, you have to make the scratch to pay for that pipe, and the sacred green kush that goes in it.  Yes, there will be work in July.  If you become too frizzle-fried from a day in the sun, or too frosty from burning tree late at night, important business tasks may slip.   Be sure to set up weigh stations, and reminders, along the river banks to help you keep the economic machine grinding along.  You can do it all my fearless Scorpion!  Perhaps an investment in sticky notes will help you maintain some modicum of terrestrial responsibility as you float the lazy cosmic river.

Maybe this funny note will help you remember your responsibilities:  July 14th is National Nude Day.  On the 15th there will be a cosmic wind pulling your terrestrial tube toward a reprimand.  So, make a note!  Get your shit together by the 14th of July, or you might be caught naked, and exposed.  As long as you get through this test mid month, you will be matching bowls with cannabis companions the remainder of the period without a schedule, or care in the world.  

Float on!  I’m totally jealous, my fierce Scorpion!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Scorpio whatever kindness and good karma you’ve earned in the past is returning to you in the transition to Summer!  You work hard to make those around you feel welcomed and appreciated.  And, in June the cosmos will remind you how much others appreciate you!  If life is a garden, yours is entering into a period of bountiful harvests, and buds in full bloom.  This doesn’t mean there won’t be work still to be done.  But you can rest a bit easier, and reflect on all you have achieved, while preparing for the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  The secret will be to emphasize efficiency stoner Scorpio.  Stay focused on the task at hand when it is time to be productive.  Find balance between the work and personal sphere early in the month.  You will get your to-do list done quickly, and maximize time for recreation.  

Stoner Scorpio the changing of the seasons is the perfect time to mix things up at work.  Use this period to finish up outstanding projects, and plan for the next quarter.  Now is a good time for a thorough, big-picture assessment.  Toke time with the sacred herb to float high above, and analyze your current station.  This may even mean taking some losses and letting go of projects that don’t show the same promise they once did.  This reevaluation will require collaboration and cooperation by the entire team, which could heighten tensions amongst crew members.  Keeping the peace will be crucial for forward progress.  Whether or not you pack the peace pipe and share a bowl after work, it will benefit everyone to meet on a common, hopefully higher, plain.  If this doesn’t work, individual meditative smoke sessions over the weekend can help everyone clear their minds, gather their thoughts, find their zen, and start with a fresh perspective on Monday.  

The stars have aligned in your favor this month, stoner Scorpio.  You don’t have to worry much about external forces pushing you off course during your cosmic travels.  Because of this, you will have the opportunity to turn your focus inward.  Grind your favorite strain, find a quiet place, light one up, and find your center.  Keep your smoke circle tight this month stoner Scorpio:  Best buds only!  It’s not that you should avoid new smoke buddies; but your focus should be on finding your own zen, not smoke circle expansion.  Knowing what you’re smoking, and knowing who you are smoking with, will ensure you enjoy only good greens, good company, and good vibes as you embrace the start of Summer.  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Scorpio the month of May will be quite an adventure.  It is likely you will feel every emotion as you fly high on the terrestrial spectrum.  As long as you keep your head while you are feeding your consciousness, May should be an enjoyable flight.

But this month is a tricky high.  Ups and downs will roll in and out like a potent edible.  Maintain balance amid shifting landscape with a balanced hybrid strain.  This should smooth out the potential to swing too far in one direction.  The key to a roller coaster emotional time period is to prevent the highs from becoming so high as they create a calamitous fall, and to stave off an emotional downward spiral of despair.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you can’t see where you are going with your head in the clouds.  Even when you are at your depths of emotional tolerance, there is always a new landscape around the corner.

The same balanced approach should be targeted within the work sphere.  Grind out new projects early in the month, but be prepared to make adjustments, and corrections, as the month progresses.  This balanced hybrid herbal prescription should help avoid getting too cocky with newfound success, and a level head when obstacles crash into the best laid plans.

Good news for single stoner Scorpios:  Passions are high in May.  Results may vary, but prepare for a significant, and influential, entry into your smoke circle.  But again stoner Scorpio, temper any expectations.  Puff puff pass on presumption, and go with the flow.  Your trusty cannabis hybrid copilot will keep you grounded.  Even partnered Scorpios pick up valuable new human influence this month.  And it is this influence that could take you to the next level of progress.  New smoke circle acquaintances will lead to new revelations.  Perhaps even unlocking that tricky obstacle that has held you back.

Good luck stoner Scorpio.  May should be a thrilling adventure, enjoy the ride.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Scorpio, it is not others’ attention you should worry about attracting this month, it is your own.  We’re not out of the cold yet stoner Scorpio. The hot then cool spells of Spring can cause fluctuation in your well being and attitude. Self-care should be the first and foremost focus of your efforts.  A consistent regimen of exercise and endocannabinoid exposure can prove to be just the remedy needed to combat complacency and couch lock. Puff often and press on stoner Scorpio. The sweet smoke of the sacred sensimilla will help settle the mind, and keep the spirit grounded as you sail toward the sunnier days of Summer.  

Stoner Scorpio now is not the time for day dreams or head-in-the-clouds imaginations.  Now is the time to get those hands dirty, to dig deep, and keep your nose on the grind.  While not everyone is going to agree with your opinion, most of your peers at work are willing to have the conversation.  If you are fortunate enough to get to toke time with your coworkers, moments of communal medicinal meditation will allow you to figure out the right words to get your point across.  Meet in the middle stoner Scorpio, and you will be able to maintain the momentum needed to make April a month of progress and profitable achievements. As long as you are true to yourself, and true to your word, all of the canna-crew will find themselves reaching their goals, and rising to the next level of accomplishment.  

Charming, charismatic, and flattering, are all words partners-in-chronic might use to describe you stoner Scorpio.  But, during this period, the most crucial will be…compromising. It takes two to tango, and if you’re not dancing to the same tune, then toes will definitely get stepped on.  Relationship growth will require both parties to learn to lead and follow. Stoner Scorpio if you can’t learn to do both, you may find yourself dancing alone. But, this is simply advice, not a warning.  Just remember to keep the playlist filled with bumpin’ beats, a freshly ground bowl always packed for two, and you will find the sweet days of Summer here before you know it.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Scorpio March is often a time of physical renewal.  Ah yes, ‘Spring cleaning’ is the tried and true terrestrial term.  As trite as this phrase has become, there are real implications and applications to the intent.  And with the current planetary alignment, it is truly time to clean out your closets stoner Scorpio.

Toke time to relax, breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and slow the rapid pace of the economic grind.  The blessing of the cosmic influence in March will be the neutral, or static, effects on the work sphere. Yes of course stoner Scorpio, you still have to have your hand on the wheel, and your eye’s on the road, but everything should be smooth sailing in the work sphere in March.

Spring cleaning in March will be focused on the personal sphere.  As with some of our favorite sacred herbal varieties, this personal cleansing will be a hybrid of sorts.  Personal progress will come from both internal and external deep cleaning. Match this theme with light and airy sacred hybrid strains.  Perhaps a Sativa dominant strain for moments cleaning your physical space, and an Indica dominant hybrid for moments of deep internal contemplation.

Physical cleaning is fairly straightforward.  Focus on physical space that will improve contentment and satisfaction.  In other words, work on those projects that linger in the back of your head.  You will be amazed at what peace will come from finally knocking that task off the to-do list.

Stoner Scorpio the internal Spring cleaning is more challenging and esoteric.  Toke time for a deep medicated dive early in the month. This meditative exercise with the sacred herb should be focused on exposing the clutter in your internal closet.  Yes, my viscous Scorpion, this exercise can be unpleasant and contrary to your emotional directives. However, in order to clean the closet, you have to turn on the light.  Once this exercise is complete, the real work can begin. This month may set up to be a solitary period of several solo smoke sessions, versus experiences puff puff passing with the extended smoke circle.  You have work to do stoner Scorpio; it’s up to you to set the time aside to get it done. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to confront emotional challenges stuffed into your internal closet. Once these deep seeded conflicts have been exposed to the light, you will see they can be scrubbed clean and left forever.

What an exciting time stoner Scorpio!  Large leaps of progress come from deep cleaning with the sacred herb.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

You’re not the only one stoner Scorpio, who is susceptible to the drain and droll of the dreariness of winter.  Looking back, simply surviving January was quite an achievement. However, this struggle has likely left you with the feeling that your outcomes have not been proportional to your efforts.  Even though your plans do not always manifest in the ways you imagine, and at times it can feel like everything is going wrong, the only antidote is to stay strong and toke on. It is recommended you stick to the Sativa side of of the sensimilla spectrum.  When you’re feeling a little low, its energizing and inspiring properties can be just the pick-me-up needed to get back to a higher level of productivity.  

Selfcare is not just an emerging trend stoner Scorpio; for you, this month, it will be absolutely necessary to your success and ability to stay on the grind.  This does not mean spend all day ‘resting’ on the couch. Extended couch-lock is to be explicitly avoided! The focus of smoke sessions this month should be to clear the mind and rejuvenate the spirits. Toke time early and often in the beginning of February for meditative smoke sessions and medicating moments.  Then continue with frequent consistency throughout the remainder of the month. The goal during this period is long term well being, stoner Scorpio, not momentary gratification. While the weather is far from stellar, sunnier days will be here soon enough. You want to be well rested and centered for when the days are longer; otherwise you will be ill prepared to embark upon all the endo-excursions Spring has in store.  

Overall, your monetary assets are not a big concern.  It is your spiritual finances you should keep a close eye on.  My spirited Scorpion, I have just the mantra to help you through this uncertainty:  “I’m worth it!” Unfortunately, you are not the only stoner sign who is feeling less than 100.  Those nearest you may be experiencing the same struggles, and simply not showing it. With limited energy available during these times, remember, YOU are the best investment you can make!  Only once you have found your own inner balance will you be able to help those who could benefit from a kind hand or open ear. It’s been said: A friend with the weed, is a friend indeed. Sometimes, just knowing there is someone who is down to ride with you, high or low, is all that’s needed to get you through to the otherside.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Scorpio many of the stoner signs are going to hear their horoscopes say things like “it’s a new year, a new you,” and all the potential and promise a “fresh start” can bring.  And this is true for you too my deadly Scorpion. But you are not starting completely anew. You are not the tiny seed becoming a new being. Your journey will be a more slight and subtle transformation.  Your story is like that of the forest trees: Shedding their leaves during the winter to make way for sturdier, greener growth, as the seasons progress. The difference, however, unlike the trees, is you get to control the direction you grow stoner Scorpio.  It may be starting that art project you’ve been contemplating, taking up a hobby you’ve often thought intriguing, or simply exploring the great outdoors cataloging the sweetest, secret smoke spots. No matter your direction, remember to enjoy the journey. Don’t worry if you’re not an immediate expert in every endeavor.  The cosmos is calling, and you will gain higher mastery along the way.

Success in the workplace is achievable and expected this month stoner Scorpio.  But, to what extent and how far you move up the ladder, will depend on your ability to distinguish between what you want to improve, and what you need to improve.  You may have your sights set on showing management you are ready for the next level.  You might just want to become the go-to coworker when others are stuck when solving problems.  These are solid aspirations. However, you will see greater growth by focusing on lessening weaknesses versus increasing your strengths.  Toke time for some solo smoke sessions to meditate on this: If you breed a strain only to increase the THC content, yes you will create a more potent product with the potential to get you higher.  But, if you have the goal of creating a better balanced bud that contains both THC and CBD, you will have a more versatile strain with higher potential. Balance and quality should be your growth goals in the workplace.  

Stoner Scorpio it is always hard to hear criticism.  There is much to learn from your closest cannabis companions, but there are also plenty who wish to criticize without the intention of improving.  For those people, light one up and rise above defensive reaction. Engrain only comments which come from a place of love. Rise above, learn from love, find a steady groove and achieve endless growth of spirit.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Scorpio December will be a month of discovery.  There will be no investigation or cosmic journey required for this discovery.  Sometimes knowledge and progression come through no insight or process. Hence, buckle up tight, twist the joint just right, and enjoy the ride.

Jack Herer once said of his discovery of cannabis, “Pot changed my life.  I began to hear my own words back to me as judgments. I put on earphones and heard music in color for the first time.”  Often the largest shifts in consciousness come as an accident and without warning. My stoner Scorpion you must be prepared for grand realizations, and a shift in perspective this month.  The current planetary alignment could shake the known terrestrial plane as you see it. But breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and know that everything will be alright. There is no particular cannabis strain prescription for December.  However, you must toke time during the busy holiday season to contemplate with the sacred herb in quiet moments of introspection. When these universal truths hit you, you must give them adequate respect and thought. The risk of December is to run yourself ragged without personal time to reflect.  The cosmic knowledge bombs could come and go without you taking possession of the progressional depth of understanding.

There will be challenges and obstacles in the personal and work sphere this month.  At work, new directives may arise without warning increasing your responsibility. You got this stoner Scorpio.  Use the sacred herb as your confident copilot. You are up to the challenge! Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for perspective shifting analysis and confidence in self.  

Challenges and obstacles within the personal sphere will be more internal than physical.  Burying valid emotions is not the best path forward. However, unleashing an emotional carpet bombing campaign on cannabis companions, and smoke circle acquaintances, is not the right option either.  Burn a bowl instead of bridges. Seek clarity with internal feelings and find the best way to manifest them through valid communication. The longer you keep valid emotions bottled up, the more explosive pressure will build within.  Three steps to remember in December stoner Scorpio: Validate, Contemplate, Communicate.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Scorpio you have been preparing for this period for a long, long time. Making plans, revising, reviewing your notes, and at times, second guessing them and starting all over. But, the planning phase is coming to an end, and the season for practice is here! The blueprints you have so tirelessly labored over will be put into action, and ideas once thought lofty will become instruments in manifesting visions so long in the making. Don’t psych yourself out or let anxiety of imperfection hold you back. If you have to redirect course or make adjustments along the way, don’t worry. Take pause, grab the bong, and puff on, stoner Scorpio. There will be times when the reefer can help you to relax, and re-create your approach before moving forward. If things don’t unfold as easily as you anticipated, you will at least have the satisfaction that you are finally making moves, and getting things done.

Stoner Scorpio, for as far back as you remember, it feels like you’ve been working jobs that have paid the bills, but have left you unsatisfied; or at least jobs that you could not say genuinely sparked your interest. By the middle of November, you will have the chance to turn your passions into prosperity. Perhaps you were nervous that ‘having fun’ in an occupation meant that it couldn’t be financially feasible. Opportunity will present itself, but it will be up to you to go for it. Not every stoner Scorpio will be advised to immediately quit their 9 to 5. But every stoner Scorpion can at least get the joint rolling by pursuing ways of monetizing your interests. Know this however, it may take time for the seeds of success to become a self-sustaining cash crop. Keep at it stoner Scorpio, those passionate greens are worth the grind. With unwavering will, and strategic investments of self, your side hustle may just become your main money-making grind.

The stoner Scorpio knows best what they are looking for when it comes to matters of love. Whether you have been tokin’ solo with an eye toward a new prospective cannabis companion, or you are someone who has been riding high with their current partner-in-chronic; it will be up to you stoner Scorpio, to make the next move. However, you are aware that knowing what you want, and getting it, are not always one in the same. It would be great if all it took to make your garden grow was want and wishful thinking. But, the reality is this: To get those big sticky buds, it takes a lot of love, and the willingness to work at it. So too it is when it comes to our relationships with our cannabis companions. Find someone who you are willing to dig in the dirt with, and work through the messy beginnings. Together you will be able to grow something whose roots run deep, and whose canopy will always flourish.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Scorpio prepare yourself for an illuminating and empowering October. The planetary lights are green, and the terrestrial toking is lit. But progress in October will form from a slow burn versus a fast hit.

The stoner Scorpion tale of the second Fall month will be split into two distinct periods. The catalyst for this transition will be the full moon on October 13th. Before the full moon the stoner Scorpio will float into themselves with introspective moments of clarity. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom of the sacred herb. Toke time for a solo smoke session early in the month. A deep dive into self will lead to breakthroughs of knowledge. These lessons inspired by the sacred herb won’t just lead to internal progress, but terrestrial truths that will impact the stoner Scorpio’s cosmic flight path. It’s ok to skip smoke circle events in the beginning of the month; choose a quiet comfy contemplative solo smoke session instead.

The thoughtful beginning to the month will propel the stoner Scorpio forward into the latter half of the month. Load your magic flight launch box, because cosmic opportunities will take off after the full moon. Stoned realizations will lead to empowering action. Fill your sacred herbal stash jar with a Sativa strain for creative smoke sessions. Empowerment from knowledge, mixed with herbally infused creativity, will lead to prideful achievements for the stoner Scorpio.

Self improvement can be difficult. Introspection of the first phase of October may bring internal truths to light. These truths can be difficult to face. There will be moments of clarity where understanding rushes in on the mechanisms that thrust the stoner Scorpio from highs to lows without consistent breaks in between. With all this deep thought, be sure to take breaks from your solo meditative dives. A nice hike in the brisk October air with a bowl and a cannabis companion can help clear the internal air and hit the reset button for the next inward quest.

Be forewarned: Dismiss the trivial slights of life stoner Scorpio. If you would not have joined that person for a hot box smoke out, then you should not be miffed you weren’t invited. Silly trivial emotional responses are the only things that can derail the positivity of October. Happy toking. Be blessed.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Strap in, load up, and blast off stoner Scorpio. The first Fall month could be a time of great growth and progress, but only if you toke time to cultivate this growth within your own volition. A cosmic opportunity presents itself this month. September is the optimal time for a deep exploratory dive into yourself. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the chaotic vibrations of the terrestrial world. Seek connection to your internal voice and guide.

Medicated internal voyages should not be viewed as sedentary monk-like meditations. Don’t be afraid to coordinate a passion project with this time to yourself. These internal dives will be beneficial, but be forewarned: Monitor your surroundings. Daydreaming while driving 70mph is not advisable.

Much like finding the time for solo sacred smoke sessions, proactive efforts may be required for social sacred experiments. Don’t get butt hurt if the canna-crew doesn’t reach out for puff puff passing enjoyment. Toke time to make the connection yourself. After the autumnal equinox of September 22nd, universal influence may shift. Seeking smoke circle companionship from the canna-crew will be required. Puff puff pass with cannabis cohorts to help balance yourself amidst a shifting emotional landscape. A group meditative smoke session may help bring down those barriers you have built. Combust the sacred herb and commiserate with your fellow terrestrial tokers.

Slow your roll in the workplace stoner Scorpio. There is plenty of time to get the task at hand accomplished. Quality and efficiency are a delicate balance to achieve. A work-centric solo smoke session should focus on positivity. Negative internal thoughts could create a frenzied rush to the finish line. A smoke session with the sacred herb will show there is no finish line to a job well done. Breathe, inhale, and proceed stoner Scorpio.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Scorpio when the going gets tough, the tough get toking. Cosmic pressures could leave you wanting to hide in your room, and shut out the chaos of the world. But instead of a coping retreat, a better approach may be simply to stay strong and smoke on.

There is good news: Instead of pressures building throughout August, the heaviest weight will come at the very start of the month. With proper preparations, stoner Scorpios will be able to easily puff, puff and pass on the most looming grievances of the season. However, it will take some effort to remain sweet, not salty. Avoid lashing out against fellow cannabis companions. Ridicule should be included in the definition of not being a jerk and should be avoided at all cost.

While it is more than okay to be a homebody, your partners in chronic may need a helping hand during this potentially tumultuous period; and the reciprocal is likely to be true. Participating in the dramatics of others could ensnare you in their world of negativity. Seek third eye clarity with medicated meditative smoke sessions when drama begins to pull you in. Meditating with the sacred herb will provide the platform needed to embrace conflict resolution instead of acceleration. These times can be the backdrop needed to sift through the dramatic ignorance of miscommunication, and be the best bud who provides legitimate assistance. Avoid burning bridges and burn plenty of bud instead.

Creativity and spirits will be high this month stoner Scorpio. Seek cannabis strains conducive to getting projects done! Strains like Purple Haze and LSD will be ideal for deep thinking. A great herbal assistant for those times of quiet contemplative reflection, or handling those long overdue creative projects. Seize the moments when your goals coincide with those of your cannabis companions. Although the theme of the month assures the need for solo smoke sessions, if your partners in chronic are in the same creative mood, you can vibe and ride together. At the end of the day, the friends that toke together can create lasting magic together.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Calm cosmic winds will create open opportunities all around the stoner Scorpio. A lack of universal influence will provide freedom to move and do what you want without ambivalent forces pushing or pulling on your direction. Toke time with the sacred herb to consult with your inner self. Early in the month dive deep into the center of yourself with a secluded solo sesh. Ask your inner navigator, “Where do you want to go? What do you want to achieve?” For some this will be a goal. For other stoner Scorpios this will be a direction. The answer is quite unique to each individual. But once this cannabis assisted internal confab is complete, set out with firm confidence on your terrestrial mission.

Getting off to a great start in July is critical. Chill out with the sacred herb early in the month. There is a cosmic opportunity early in the month to relax, repair, and center yourself and your terrestrial spacesuit. Make sure the tasks of the day are done, but toke time for self.

Single stoner Scorpios keep your third eye engaged during your personal travels. You are almost assured to meet a cannabis companion in July. This newfound cannabis companion may not be a life love, but more of a partner-in-chronic. Whether you find a lover or a new smoke circle companion, stay engaged during your travels so not to miss this opportunity. We all need more cannabis crew-mates on our cosmic spaceship.

Stoner Scorpio, I know you won’t miss your daily allowance of vitamin THC during July, but you must take opportunities to get out and soak up some vitamin D. The solar rays will reign down positivity. These are the moments that will be crucial in your friendly endeavors. The month may start with a deep dive into the caverns of yourself, but the rest of the month should be spent outside with regenerative solar panels soaking up the energy of our solar mother.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Scorpio last month self motivation was a key ingredient to success and progress. In June you may find yourself floating with the universal river current to your desired destination. Toke time to chill early this month. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Powerful cosmic currents will propel your terrestrial travels.

The last time period also focused on the work sphere. This month the tasks and obstacles of work will melt away to the background as personal ambitions and interests rise to the forefront. A deep solo smoke session with the sacred herb may help this transfer of power. You will go from a rigorous self motivated hike in May to a relaxed river float in June. Seek balance early in the month with the sacred herb as your third eye focus readjusts. Regaining balance amid changing cosmic conditions will be key. There will be challenges and obstacles early as the personal sphere comes into focus.

Keep calm and puff on stoner Scorpio. These personal obstacles and conflicts may seem sharp and dangerous at first glance, but success and progress will be found once they are addressed. Simply addressing the familial obstacles and cannabis companion conundrums will be all that is required. Perhaps simply your intelligent charm will be the only necessary tool for conflict resolution.

Once you have gained your balance in June two things must come into focus. First, seek allyship and smoke circle expansion. You’ve been working so hard, it’s time to smoke out your funtime ganja gang. Second, utilize a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to turn your third eye gaze inward. Focus on health, both mental and physical. These two things often are intertwined. The self motivation to tackle tasks last month must be utilized internally this month. I’ll leave you with this riddle: What comes first, the cardio workout or the genuine smile?

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Scorpio as April showers subside, you can expect May flowers to bloom in full force. Bright solar rays of energy and encouragement will lead to an abundance of opportunities and new prospects. It could be cliche to say, but the sky’s the limit! The reality is this: Your choice to pursue such endeavors will be a determining factor in how high your successes reach. While the season is ripe for big bong rips, and roaming the terrestrial plain to your favorite smoke spots, there will be times you need to pass on the puff puff. You will be able to enjoy the best of both worlds, as long as you are able to know when to hold ‘em, and know when to roll ‘em.

The workplace should be your main focus when it comes to grinding hard. Just like in the personal sphere, your positive emanations will bring certain opportunity for career advancement. Keep a keen eye to tasks at hand stoner Scorpio. Pay attention and keep open ears to the input of coworkers. Collective efforts and persistence is sure to pay off. Whether or not your corporate cohorts are cannabis friendly, all who invest their time and efforts are sure to equally enjoy the plentiful harvest of a hard day’s work.

Get up and get out into the world stoner Scorpio! Float on and fly high among your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Expanding your areas of exploration is sure to result in smoke circle expansion. These new canna-buddies will blend more minds to ponder the big picture, and they are certain to lead to more opportunities flexing your entrepreneurial muscles. Don’t be shy stoner Scorpio! People are sure to see your bright solar aura surrounding you, and they will be unable to resist discovering what you are all about.

All possibilities will be brought together in May. The enthusiasm you bring to each individual situation will light the way. It is likely that newfound cannabis companions could spark inspiration for a new, and lucrative side-hustle. Just remember, sharing is caring: Positive culminations from newfound cannabis-companions will come from mutual progress, not selfish gain.

Scorpio Stoner April 2019 Horoscope

Stoner Scorpio you are certain to find a rhythm early in April. You will be able to dance to this tune through the rest of your sunny summer days. So settle in, and embrace your new found groove. Others will notice your stony swagger, and you can anticipate attracting the attention of almost all those you encounter. Cosmic influences support mingling with the prospect and promise of new relationships. These new connections will not necessarily be romantic in nature, but the season holds almost infinite potential. While the trees grow greener in the second Spring month, stoner Scorpios can look forward to enjoying greener trees with new friends and faces.

Spring is a time of perpetual transformation and change. Just like the blossoming flowers, stoner Scorpios must remain flexible in order to grow. Don’t get stuck in one mode of thinking, or being. When at first things feel uncomfortable, adaptability will be the key to success in April. Also, you do not have to brave the great unknown alone. Your smoke circle is certain to expand during this time, which means you will have even more cannabis companions who will be down to blaze new trails, and share fresh bowls with you. Together you can toke new strains and explore new landscapes, both spiritually, and within the greater world around you.

In order to capitalize on your current potential, you will need to practice the following steps:

1. Research: Do not move forward blindly or with only partial information at hand.
2. Be Ready: Prepare yourself mentally and physically to see it through to the end.
3. Act: Be confident in your abilities, and you are certain to manifest a successful outcome.

Stoner Scorpio as long as you make a plan, you will walk a path of positive productivity. As with all things the plan and the situation depend on you and your circumstance. Slow your roll, and set aside specific time for meditative smoke sessions.

Regarding matters of the heart, single stoner Scorpios may find themselves distracted by the prospect of potential suitors. This pleasant problem may make it difficult to focus on work. Don’t dismay. This simply means you will have to do your best to grind hard when you’re on the clock, and play even harder when you are free to mingle. Don’t fret, there will be many marijuana moments this month. The sacred herb will help those looking for their bosom bud-loving buddy. Bonds will certainly grow between the longstanding cannabis companions who share a bowl for two.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Scorpio fortunate positioning of celestial bodies predicts a positive first spring month. However, there is work to be done. Puff puff pass on generalizations. Not only is each stoner Scorpio unique, but each cosmic astronaut in their canna-crew is unique as well. March will bring positivity and opportunity, but the way to absorb and receive these benefits will depend solely on circumstance. Just chill, all guide posts will be revealed.

Inhale the sacred herb, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Personal situations will be unique in March. Each one will require the right amount of attention and perspective. Perhaps a cannabis companion needs a gentle push to get them going in the right direction. But a family member may need a kind hug, and patience to produce the same result. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open your third eye to a higher perspective. Each cannabis companion is unique, treat them as such.

The work sphere could be wrapped up in swirling winds of change in March. With cosmic support, this change will be positive. But great attention must be paid to the direction of these cosmic winds. Toke time with the sacred herb, and meditate on your internal desires. Getting in touch with your inner self will help navigate the changing landscape of your economic life. Self employed stoner Scorpios should be still, and assess opportunities as they come with a keen third eye on potential partnerships. Perhaps another person or entity offers the right tool to get the job done. Stoner Scorpios stuck in the economic grind should be more proactive, and seek a new position at work. New skill training or job swapping will reinforce your value to the system.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Avoid heavy Indica strains that could place you in couch lock. The cosmic winds of change may come with a fortunate strength, but a negligent attitude could leave you outside the strong positive current.

Scorpio February 2019

Stoner Scorpio celestial objects have aligned in February opening up intense waves of companionship! Old smoke buddies and new smoke circle acquaintances alike will surface during this invigorating period. Be sure to keep your stash jar loaded, and your launch pad of choice ready for flight. The cosmos sees you stoner Scorpio, acknowledges you, and smiles upon your efforts. Universal support will reinforce your confidence, and assist in burning away insecurities. Don’t forget to toke a moment with the sacred herb to be grateful for the many blessings bestowed upon you!

Approaching obstacles in the proper order of operation will be necessary this February. One step at a time stoner Scorpio, and piece by piece. The journey ahead may require a contemplative meditative deep dive with the sacred herb. Ground and center yourself so that the nature and order of tasks becomes clear. Task mastery will be the key to a successful month. You cannot take on everything on at once. Piece by piece, and one toke at a time you will seize the day.

Soak up those cosmic rays of confidence the universe is channeling your way. Another important theme of medicated meditation for you this month will be your own positive attributes and strengths. Focusing on these positive attributes will reinforce cosmic support. Perseverance and self belief will be key to the economic sphere in particular this month.

With self belief and a little cosmic support, it may feel as if your fellow terrestrial astronauts are drawn to you by some otherworldly force! Single Scorpios could be in for quite a dank adventure in February. This newfound cosmic magnetism will also draw you to new smoke circles and possibly some of your greatest friends and allies in future time periods. Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: The magnetic pull could be likened to that of a moth to the flame, so be aware, and make mindful actions and decisions.

Scorpio January 2019

Some stoner signs will hurry into the New Year pipes-a-blazing! You should set your pace to a slow burn stoner Scorpio. Instead of a “hit the ground running” approach, you will do better to take a “hit the pipe chilling” approach. While it may look like others are speeding by leaving you in their smoke, you will do better moving at a deliberate pace. It may take you longer to reach your destination, but you will have a more fulfilling journey.

Stoner Scorpio do not be deterred by a slow stride. Expect to take many ‘pot stops’ along your stoney travels. You may find the most amazing munchies at the restaurant you’ve been needing to try. Perhaps you make the trip to visit that small town with your best buds, finding new smoke spots and countless photo opps. Do not see these as detours, but rather as valuable moments you can use to revitalize and rejuvenate your inner self. The unscheduled nature of your adventures is what will set you apart from your peers this month. While others follow mainstream paths, you will be free to blaze new trails and go where your heart guides you.

The realm of interpersonal interactions in January will be one wild ride stoner Scorpio. As long as you embrace the ups and downs ahead with an optimistic attitude, you will come out on the other side wiser from the experience. And with amazing stories to share! This month you will have a serious case of what some call ‘the feels’. Weak knees and unstable ground are to be expected. This is not a forewarning however. Because of your own wide ranging emotions, you will be able to better relate to new and old cannabis companions.

Toke time to share the sacred herb with your smoke circle. It’s mellowing effects can help you achieve much needed equilibrium within the group. Expand your empathy and awareness through many meditative smoke sessions this month. Any troubles you encounter can eventually be resolved by your persistent grind and ability to see the big picture. Consuming cannabis can also help you reach compromise if tensions rise amongst your smoking squad. Sometimes people disagree, it is how we respond to these tense moments which can make or break relationships. Be kind, and be generous with those around you. Instead of putting your foot down, a better approach will be to light one up stoner Scorpio. Do not sacrifice long term happiness for the short term satisfaction of being right.

Scorpio December 2018

Stoner Scorpio December is going to challenge you. The period ahead has a high potential to be uneasy, awkward, and downright problematic. But as with fate, the stars have a grand design, and everything will work toward a greater purpose in the end. The stoner Scorpio may have noticed that they have been led to this moment. Show the universe you’ve got this! You did indeed pick up the nugs of knowledge that were put down for you along this path. With a positive attitude and good smoke, nothing can hold you back!

Toke time this month for a deep dive into yourself with the sacred herb. You may recall in the prior period you were warned not to do this. Now is the time for a deeper look into your inner programming. In this endeavor, the stoner Scorpio should seek understanding on the direction of their flight path. Not all answers will come to you from these depths, but what you discover will ease the awkwardness of the period.

In the work sphere, it cannot be emphasized enough that you should breathe, inhale, and let it be. This will be your mantra for December. The situations you encounter are beyond the scope of your control. Do your best, and be satisfied with the results. As long as you put forth the effort, satisfaction will be found regardless of the outcome! Expectations of results could lead to a spiral of negativity.

Strange times ahead in the personal sphere, stoner Scorpio, strange times indeed. Instead of a focus on family and cannabis companions, it will be best during December to seek support within the community and the peripheral of the smoke circle. Seek out adventure with new people and community events taking place all around you. Sometimes the best way to avoid a volatile situation with loved ones is to AVOID a volatile situation. Be sure to do your due diligence, manage your responsibilities, but make sure you find ways to spend time out in the wild rather than at home in the jungle.

Scorpio November 2018

So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in action, and valuing your own thoughts and opinion. These traits will help you choose actions with confidence in the current period. Important decisions like when it is time to pack a fresh bowl among-st friends, you don’t debate or hesitate; you act.

Confident action is exactly what you need right now stoner Scorpio. Furthermore you’ll find that there’s no time to stop and play out all of the ramifications and ripples of possible actions. That’s not to say act without thinking; but be aware that plans from previous periods will be about as effective as cached bud. Sometimes you just need a fresh choice of action and a fresh bowl. Everything you do this November will be set forth from your current mindset.

Again, avoid philosophical quandaries in November. There is no end to the depths of the human condition. It will be easy to get lost in the depths of complications so it is best to stay on the surface this month. It matters not if it’s the work or personal sphere, spelunking the depths of each problem isn’t a good idea.

Stoner Scorpio the end of the month may be much more emotional than expected. This period is perfect for healing traumas from long ago that still fester. Seeking closeness from a cannabis companion may open up an opportunity not just to share a bowl, but squash the beef. So spark one up and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for healing. Letting go of trauma is good for the soul.

Scorpio October 2018

Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to blame it on external forces. So, be diligent, vigilant and be aware of your surroundings. The universe will not be your ultimate protector this month, you will have to rely upon your own positive vibes and your own ability to make good choices.

You do not have to go it alone stoner Scorpio. Lean on your friends when the road gets bumpy. But, only put your trust in your close cannabis companions. You may not like this dependency, but feel comfort in knowing sometimes we all get by with a little help from our friends. Remember to use your words stoner Scorpio. No one will be able to help if they do not know the full story. Whether it’s moments of increased anxiety, or an awesome experience you simply must share, be sure to share the full story.

Avoid couch lock this month by sticking with those stimulating, sticky Sativas. You have great ambition stoner Scorpio, and this month success will be in the follow through. The difference between doing and don’ting rests squarely on your shoulders. Just remember you are capable of conquering any obstacle which may present itself. Be mindful of the details. Cross the t’s and dot the i’s. Be sure to double check your work. As long as you pay attention, you will easily avoid unnecessary mistakes.

The biggest take away this month is to remember you are the master of your domain. Create your own destiny stoner Scorpio, but take care of your mind, body and soul first. The sacred herb can be the catalyst to recuperate and relax while also providing the mindset for introspection and cosmic contemplation. This period will increase the internal value for you, and this will radiate outward toward future endeavors.

If you’re a stoner Scorpio who is lucky in love, stay close to your cannabis companions. There will be pressure and opportunity that may pull you away from your family unit. You must resist the temptation of the grass being greener on the other side: Focus your attention on those closest to you and keep your inner fire burning bright.

Scorpio September 2018

It is true stoner Scorpio, you’ve been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you’ve been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your brain will tell you to slow down. Your heart will tell you to keep pushing. Realistically you should try to do both stoner Scorpio: The theme of September is balance.

If you’re in too great a hurry, you are likely to make unforced errors. You’ll end up spending more time fixing problems you could have easily avoided if you had been more thorough the first time around. On the other hand, you definitely want to keep busy and avoid couchlock. The goal is to be somewhere in the middle, Stoner Scorpio. Balanced like a well rolled joint: Burning slow and steady, but certain to get the job done. It is recommended you find a quality hybrid and stick with it this month. The Indica side can help relax and heal a worn down cosmic space suit, while the uplifting properties of the Sativa will be just what you need to maintain focus and keep your spirits high.

Work will be no less busy than it has been in recent months, but you are likely to encounter new problems. While you are capable to fix these issues, you must seek the help of some unlikely assistants. Instead of turning to your coworkers for help, you should enlist the brain power of your closest cannabis companions. That’s right stoner Scorpio, it’s time to order the pizza, roll up a fatty, and get to work. Although some call us lazy, one title you have to give herb smokers is creative. Your friends may not know all the ins and outs of your job, but they can analyze tough problems from a higher plain, and offer fresh takes from outside of the box.

When things have settled down at work, you can relax. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. You still have a little bit of summer left, so round up the smoke circle and make the most of it. Hit the trails, the beach, or just hit the bong from the comfort of your pad. At the end of a long day, nothing beats a fresh bowl of herb and time with your best buds.

Scorpio August 2018

Good news, Stoner Scorpio, the stars have aligned and you are all-systems-go! Now is the time for revitalizing old endeavors and sparking up new adventures. Be bold and explore the paths least traveled. Make sure you have your travel bag ready: Pack your favorite piece, make sure you have a good supply of herb, and invite your best buds to join you on the road. Heading into the last month of summer there is much left to explore, and you have the determination, the energy, and the time to cover much ground. Seek out new and remote smoke spots that are sure to create memories which will last a lifetime.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Rewards will be equal to your efforts. Be confident you will arrive at your proper destination, regardless of the detours along the way. Tackle the big issues first. This may sound strange, but it will pay off in the end. You will likely encounter substantial obstacles which will require a good amount of troubleshooting from the whole team. This can create noticeable tensions. By addressing the tough stuff first you can avoid negative vibrations from growing larger. With the rough roads behind you, everyone can get back to the fun stuff.

After you and your peers have conquered the difficult projects, you will be able to focus on the future and the finer details. Toke some time off the clock to spark up herbal inspiration. Sharing a nice bowl of the sacred Sativa might be just what the doctor ordered to get everyone thinking about the next level and the bigger picture.

When it comes to the personal sphere, remember to share the love. This starts by first loving yourself stoner Scorpio. By focusing on projecting your own positive aura, you will help those around you avoid the bad vibes from becoming worse. If or when negative situations arise, the solution is simple: Toke it out and talk it out. There are few communication issues that cannot be remedied from the help of the sacred herb.

Scorpio July 2018

Stoner Scorpio, dedicate time for smoke sessions, or what we might call contemplating with cannabis, early in the month. While this will mean you are beginning your projects a little later than some of your peers, your plans will be better prepared and you will be more efficient in implementing them. Everyone is bound to encounter unexpected setbacks when grinding toward their goals. How drastic the set back depends upon your preparedness stoner Scorpio. Be confident the reward of a strong harvest will be directly correlated to your work and planning. No amount of effort will be wasted in the research and development of your path forward.

The success you achieve at work will have effects lasting long into the future. In fact, your accomplishments might have you thinking of your current position as a likely career, and not simply a job. If this is the case, do your best to muster more motivation and seek inspiration wherever you go. Whether it is herbal inspiration you get from enjoying your favorite strain of cannabis, or simply getting outdoors to bask in nature’s beauty beneath the summer sun, pursue what drives you, Stoner Scorpio. Others may not always recognize the uplifting powers of good ganja, but remember these special times are great for reflecting on our past successes and for meditating on our future endeavors. Even if you decide you do not want to move to a management or leadership position, you will make notable and noticeable advances at work.

In addition to the prosperity you experience at work, your are entering into a very dynamic period in your home life. Just remember, if you try to change for someone else, you will lose on two accounts: you will lead them on, and you will fail to be true to yourself. Sometimes the best advice will be to think on it and smoke on it, Stoner Scorpio. If you have given proper consideration to those tough choices and you decide to move ahead, do so wholeheartedly! This advice should not lead you to selfishly neglect the needs of others, especially with regards to your closest partner in chronic. Rather, you can be confident knowing you will grow even stronger together if the seeds you plant are rooted in truth.

Scorpio June 2018

Stoner Scorpio, the secret to success this month, is to make sure you stay active, in both the work and personal realms. You will notice increased energy levels and your optimism will be contagious. The farther you travel, the greater your sphere of positive influence will be. Keep yourself in good company, and keep your stash jars full of your favorite strains. This way you will be ready for the times you get to blaze trails with your best buds.

You can expect your summer to be memorable and filled with the sweet aroma of mary jane. And, there will be many nights where all you will have to do is burn a bowl and contemplate life, the universe and everything. Take full opportunity of these easy going evenings, they will be the much needed counterbalance to your busy days, and they will help to keep you from burning out.

Although your calendar will be full, it is important to keep things simple. You want to avoid wasting energy pursuing projects that are not likely to be successful. This may sound redundant, but you want your reward to be well worth your initial investment. So, work smarter not harder this month, Stoner Scorpio. If any problems seem additionally troublesome, take a break. Take the time to toke on it. Pausing for a meditative smoke session will bolster creative energy and leave you feeling refreshed, and ready to tackle the toughest challenges.

It will be of the utmost importance you give attention to your health this month, Stoner Scorpio. With longer days of wonderfully warm weather, this may be as simple as committing to a jogging schedule, or fitting in a few more vegetarian recipes into your meal plan. Cooking with cannabis can be a fun and creative way to promote healthy habits. Gather cannabis companions, and a little bit of the ganja, and get to baking treats that can be both good for the body and spirit. Health consciousness is important this month as you will be called upon to help lift up loved ones who may be experiencing substantial troubles of their own. Remember, you will only be able to help others if you invest in your inner peace first.

Scorpio May 2018

Stoner Scorpio May promises to be a creative and bright month for you. Cosmic influences will feel like a warm breeze at your back in the final month of Spring. But there is work to do before you can smell the sticky buds. Send all power to the deflector shields, and pack a bowl of inspiring sacred herb. You need to speed passed the haters onto more enjoyable projects.

Mysteries in life can be fun. There will be events in May that will not follow from a logical cause or effect. Obstacles will appear without any clear solution, and you might not even understand how it came to be. You are not being paranoid stoner Scorpio. But you don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes. Puff puff pass the mysterious puzzle piece out of mind. You should be more like a character in Dumb and Dumber than a hero detective in your feature film of May. If you get distracted trying to figure out a meaningless puzzle, you might lose a bright opportunity for growth.

Similar words can be said in relations with fellow terrestrial astronauts. Conflict in facts or opinions can become emotional and frustrating; but only if you allow it stoner Scorpio. Life is too short to stop and debate every oppositional force. Take time to puff puff pass on conflict and seek out like minded cannabis companions to enjoy your time with.

Creativity means different things to different people. There are all kind of ways to express yourself in this wonderful world we live in. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on conflict avoidance, patience, and creative energy. Take time for yourself stoner Scorpio. What is your passion project or stoner muse? It doesn’t matter what the endeavor, the universe will support your creativity. Now is the time to take that idea of inspiration and manifest it into the physical world.

Scorpio April 2018

Stoner Scorpio, spring is here and the days are growing longer.  This means you will have more time to pursue creative undertakings.  In short, your opportunities will be ample. It is recommended you make sure your stash doesn’t get too low this month stoner Scorpio.  You will gain solid momentum planning out your path to success, so be sure you have a good supply of herbal inspiration to keep the creative juices flowing.

When it comes to matters of the workplace, it will be important to recruit the efforts and inputs of those around you.  Remember, you are ultimately responsible for the path you choose to pursue. Obstacles will be more easily overcome if they are split into smaller, manageable pieces.  Keep a clear focus on the long-term, and direct your team toward a common goal. Two minds are usually better than one, but you do not want to sacrifice your progress for the whims of others.  You have invested a substantial amount of energy into plotting out a path to success, don’t waste it. While it is beneficial to hear the opinions of others, you must ultimately listen to your inner voice and stay focused on the goal ahead.

Stoner Scorpio you can expect a time of great peace and prosperity in the personal sphere.  You may find you and your loved ones passing around the peace pipe more often. But this is more likely out of preference versus necessity.  As long as everyone is sincere in their pursuits, and honest with their intentions, unnecessary and trivial altercations will easily be avoided.  Be wary of the “grass-is-greener,” attitude. You may be tempted to chase after what appears to be more promising fields on the other side, but the best advice is to stick to what you have.  And you do have quite a lot stoner Scorpio. As long as you stay focused on what is important, you will continue to work towards making lasting impressions and leave a positive impact on all you encounter.  

Scorpio March 2018

Stoner Scorpio March will be an active and impactful period. One might say that the plentiful opportunities available in March may be the very point of danger during the month. So feel free to spark one up early and often in March stoner Scorpio, but make sure to engage your third eye in the analytical process of decision making.

Energy and productivity will be high. There will be no need to contemplate strains or species of the sacred herb as universal support will be strong enough that no herbal energetic compensation will be required. However, you must stay engaged in every aspect of your life. Avoid superfluous opportunities. Focus on direct task oriented achievements. In other words, embrace the daily grind stoner Scorpio. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on engaging your third eye. See opportunities from a high altitude so that as much information can be taken in before embarking on a specific path. The more you risk the more you can lose. Especially if you rely on the advice or work of others to complete your projects. This is not the period to place trust in others. Straight forward progress of your own work within your own responsibility will see you through to success this month.

You must take time to take care stoner Scorpio. Your mind and your cosmic space suit need your attention in March. With a go-go lifestyle full of moments of deep contemplation and concentrative decisions, you must take moments to recover and recuperate. Schedule moments of solitude. Get lit stoner Scorpio. Find a natural spring to use as a retreat. Maybe a hiking adventure to that hidden waterfall for the most majestic smoke spot will suit you well. Perhaps take that yoga or spin class you have been thinking about. Or a deep meditative dive in a float tank is the perfect joint. Seek healthy alternative states to enhance your personal growth. Invite some cannabis companions along for the adventure. Smoke buddies that sweat together, stay healthy together.

Scorpio February 2018

Can you feel it, Stoner Scorpio, can you feel the magic?! While other signs are burrowing in, waiting out the remainder of winter weather, going nowhere fast, you are inspired and energized and ready to take on the world. Your own motivation and zeal may surprise you, but remember there is no such thing as a guaranteed win. Whether or not you choose to use this surplus of spirit for productive purposes will be completely up to you. While those nearest to you will be attracted to your success and drive, it will be important to listen to the input of others. Before plans are put into action, take some time to share a bowl and meditate on tasks ahead. This shared experience will help to get everyone on the same page and aligned as to be the most efficient in working towards accomplishing the group’s goals. Although you are likely to emerge as the obvious choice for leader, it is important to consider everyone’s feelings towards the matter.

You may feel the fire within and feel like there is nothing you can’t do, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember there are those around you who are more than willing to offer a helping hand—you don’t have to do everything by yourself. While it would be possible to accomplish your goals on your own accord, you will experience more success if you allow others to carry some of the workload. In between projects, you and your cannabis cohorts should reward yourselves for a job well done with something sweet, and green, and inspiring. Perhaps you all get together to make a pan of chocolate, sativa-infused space brownies. Or, maybe you prefer to keep it simple by matching bowls of your favorite flower. Whatever the selected method, know that by taking time for these bonding experiences off the clock, where everyone is able to express their creative sides, and allow themselves to get a little hazy, all involved will be more focused and refreshed when it is time to get back to the grind.

As stated before, you can expect to be quite accomplished this February, even if you decide to roll solo for the month. But, like previously suggested, you will have a better time and greater adventures if you are joined by your closest Partners in Chronic. Just like on a road trip, it is beneficial to have a copilot. As you journey down the cosmic highway we call life, it will be helpful to have a navigator, confidant, or simply someone to help you eat all the munchies. Make sure, however, you are willing to make the pit stops your fellow travelers want to make as well, this way everyone will make the most of the miles journeyed.

Scorpio January 2018

For Stoner Scorpios, the new year ushers in a time to take chances, so don’t be afraid to dig around in the dirt. While you are certain to encounter uncharted territories and explore new grounds, you will need to keep your eyes on the road ahead and avoid unnecessary distractions. Know that the work you get done now will pay off exponentially in the long run–remember it is the soil you till now which will produce bountiful harvests in the future.

What’s even better is you will not need to brave these new journeys by yourself. You can expect to have multiple smoke buddies who will be glad to join you in your travels and to help move you closer to your final destinations. Whether you invite your fellow partners in chronic along for the ride, is completely up to you Stoner Scorpio. Although others may be willing to join you, you can expect it to be equally rewarding if you decide to fly solo for a while. It can be nice to have multiple minds to help problem solve when you encounter obstacles along your way, but at the end of the day, you will be the one who will be most effective. So, remember there is nothing wrong if you need to take some alone time for self-exploration. Whichever you choose, be sure you are properly equipped…in other words, don’t forget to pack your pipe and stash before you hit the road.

Your efforts to create more efficiency in the workplace will be noticed by your peers, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember, these alterations to our environments by no means need to be drastic or permanent. Simple and small changes can add up to create noticeable differences. It is time to be more vocal and to take on more of a leadership position. Your coworkers already trust and value your opinions and respect your work ethic–so all that is left to do is to put a label on it. Because of your advancement on the job, it is recommended to keep work and play separate. So, at least until you have grown into your new roles and responsibilities it is advised to keep the pipe at home. This will help to ensure ensure that you are clear headed when it comes to actually implementing ideas into actions. While mary jane might inspire you and contribute to your creative approaches to obstacles at work, you will best execute the tasks in front of you when you’re not under the influence.

This January, you will always be able to rely on your partner in chronic to come through with a bowl and ears ready to listen in your time of need. It is advised for you to stick with Indica varieties this month. With so many aspects of your life being in significant stages of flux, it will serve you well to keep yourself grounded. By maintaining a level head you will be able to achieve any goal you set for yourself and are sure to take you and your canna-companion to greater, and higher heights.

Scorpio December 2017

You have been saving for a long, long time, Stoner Scorpio. It is now the time to spend some of that hard earned green. This does not mean you should become too wild or wasteful, however. You have your mind set toward the future, and it has finally arrived. For you, it is about quality over quantity. You have always been of the mindset that it is better to smoke an ounce of the good stuff, versus a pound of poorly cultivate product. This holds even more true as you make investments into the long term. Whatever big purchases you decide to allow yourself to indulge, know more than just yourself will benefit from these niceties. Your kindness will show those around you that you truly believe: sharing is caring.

Your excitement from reaching the next level will help to uplift and motivate coworkers and friends. This kind of inviting aura is likely to attract new acquaintances as well. Do not fear though, those whom you attract are not only after your monetary accomplishments. They have noticed your genuine glow and only want to learn how they can achieve similar results. Be confident in the advice you give as many will come to see you as a leader. Remember, while many hold you in high regard, this does not mean you are above everyone else. In your case, you can have your buds and smoke them too. Meaning, this December, you will be able to stay firmly grounded, even if your head is in the clouds.

Stoner Scorpio, you should not be surprised if a budding romantic, prospective partner becomes your new and closest canna-companion. As far as the romantic aspects of life go, it can be said, you’re on fire. Your overall confidence is sure to intrigue and inspire someone whose eye you’ve caught to take a chance on you. Although, it will be a far cry from a gamble. Like your finances, you will know a good investment when you see one, and the same can be said of your potential suitor. This romance, however, will not be a power play. Rather, you will realize that individually you possess the seeds for amazing growth; but, together your mutual growth will be a thing of marvelous proportions.

Scorpio November 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may be feeling like you have found your cosmic groove, and what is even better is that you have. You are known for being open with your feelings and never being shy when it comes to sharing your emotions. It will be important for your closest relationships that you find a delicate balance between honesty, and being perceived as overbearing. Not everyone will be able to handle your intensity, but all those that you call friends will appreciate your candidness. The upside of all your tangible energies, is that you’ll be able to identify who in your immediate smoking circle will be down to ride when you are ready to explore uncharted roads.

Just like the fresh herb that you are fortunate enough to enjoy, you can expect your romantic and personal relationships to be lit this month. While some might shy away from your outgoing personality, you are likely to attract those who share more in common with your persuasive ways. Together you will lay the foundations for new relationships that will endure for many moons to come. November will provide positive growth for you and your closest cannabis companions. As long as you each take the time to reflect and meditate individually, together you be a dynamic duo and an unstoppable force to be reckoned with.

When it comes to getting work done, don’t worry about what what your peers are doing, what matters in the long run are your personal accomplishments. While it is always beneficial to enlist helping hands when tackling complex projects, you will find the best success if you trust your own instincts. You have your mind set on getting things done, and you will be the best at measuring your own progress. It will be important to remember that amidst all the hustle and bustle, take time to relax and recharge those batteries. Meditating and medicating with our sacred maryjane will help to ensure that you are ready for any challenge that comes your way.

Scorpio October 2017

Stoner Scorpio October brings an opportunity for self improvement. Please understand that this opportunity does not come from the pressures of society, but from within yourself. Buddha once said, “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Meditative or medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb in October should focus on listening to your inner spirit stoner Scorpio.

Early in the month there is a cosmic cleansing moment. The full moon arrives on October 6th. The universe is offering a helping hand, cleansing old communication breakdowns with your inner spirit. This is the perfect time stoner Scorpio to take a deep dive internally. Grind up your favorite strain of the sacred herb and take time by yourself to meditate on realigning your mind, body, and spirit. This truly can be a magical time of self awareness and reflection.

With this renewed alignment with your inner voice you will find communication with your cannabis companions and loved ones will come more naturally. Take time to celebrate life with a shared bowl among cannabis companions. For those stoner Scorpios in a committed relationship, romance and intimacy will be sweet and sticky like the dank cola of the cannabis plant.

Perhaps most importantly during the October time period, the stoner Scorpio should become keenly aware of their most desired dreams and aspirations. Cleansing and realignment will allow for a more focussed visualization of dreams and goals. We can’t obtain or travel to our desired destination if we never take the time to understand what or where that destination resides. This realignment with self will go far beyond the October time period stoner Scorpio. Be sure to journal your ideas now so you can bask in the prideful glow of future accomplishment.

Scorpio September 2017

Stoner Scorpio, if you had any reservations during summer about undertaking new adventures or expeditions, the beginning of fall will be the time to take the leap. The coming of the new season will be an excellent opportunity to take the chances on prospects you might have been wary of. It is not guaranteed that everything will proceed precisely according to your plans, but rest assured that your odds of success are at an all time high. However, it is advised that you keep your loftiest enterprises to your most inner smoking circle. It is with these people that you will be best able to be open with and collaborate on expanding your new ideas. Bring out those blossoming, sativa-dominant strains and let the creativity continue to flow.

In contrast, when it comes to the work sphere, it may be advised to stick to methods that have already been proven to produce results. While in personal and home life, you could benefit from thinking outside the box, at work it will be best to approach difficult tasks with tools that have been used before. It is recommended that we leave our smoking tools in their safe place, at home. Communication will be key to achieving the workplace goals, and any additional cannabis inspired confusion will only prolong your success.

It has been said before that, ‘teamwork will make the dream work,’ Stoner Scorpio. This September, this will be good advice to follow. While those nearest to you may look to you for guidance, it will be very important that you listen to the ideas that you are offered–especially if you and your partners in chronic are pursuing a common goal. The universe is sending good vibes and optimistic circumstances in your direction. As long as you are able to remain grounded while being surrounded by such good fortune, you and your closest buds will be sure to harvest the very substantial benefits.

Scorpio August 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may already find yourself feeling a little more spacey than usual. Since you will need little help feeling an altered state of mind, it may be wise to avoid the more cerebral sativas this month. Your best bet may be to find a nice earthy indica, great in flavor, but that will help to keep you grounded during uncertain times. You should not fear this uncertainty, however, as this period in your life does not explicitly contain changes for the worse. It simply means that you should prepare yourself for things to look and feel differently. If you are able to find and hold onto your center, you will be better equipped to embrace all that is new, and find the upside in everything.

One area you are sure to find peace is in the workplace. While peaceful doesn’t necessarily mean slow or uneventful, it is in your work that you will find your groove. Although you may find yourself this month with more questions than answers, be confident that the projects you accomplish this month will be long lasting. Keep your goals in plain view, that is, try to keep separate your herbal/homelife and tasks required for your job. By leaving the pipe at home, you will be able to maintain a clear focus on the finish line, which will give you an advantage over your competitors.

The home front, Stoner Scorpio, will feel no less abrasive, at least at first. But, remember, that ultimately, you control the outcome. There shouldn’t be any direct conflicts with those near to you. However, behind the scenes, there may be disagreements that are not immediately noticed. These may be as simple as deciding what kind of pizza toppings to order, or more substantially where the family will vacation this year. Instead of ill-will, first try to pass the pipe, or a calming cannabis cigarette. All parties involved mean well, but may have trouble hearing input from others. As long as everyone is able to keep their mind and ears open, unnecessary arguments should be easily avoided.

Scorpio July 2017

Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking the easy route, but rather being selected in how we invest our valuable resources. It will be important to use the sacred herb as a catalyst, not a crutch. Our favorite plant should not be used as an escape this month, otherwise summer will pass in a blur. Rather, use it during strategic moments when we know that we experience the most relaxing and rejuvenating results.

What will be most important this July, Stoner Scorpio, is that you do what you can to stick to the plan. It would be of little help to decide how best to invest your time, then allow yourself to become distracted by frivolous tasks. But, with your strong-willed nature, this should not be the likely case. While conflicts or obstacles may occur, remember that you have your peace pipe to help you to stay grounded. This shouldn’t be translated to “smoke ’em if you gott’em,” rather the simple reminder that when it is needed, you can find solace in a refreshing bowl of that comforting cannabis. Otherwise, if you are able to collaborate with your colleagues in the workplace, you should expect to encounter great progress within the company.

The least challenging facet of life this month, Stoner Scorpio, will be on the home front. As long you understand that loved ones and friends like you for you, there will be little need to put on a show. While you may know what is best for the group, remember to listen to those nearest. Although you might have the best idea for how to proceed, you don’t want to miss out on others’ perspective contributions. When it comes to family time, don’t rush. Make time to roll one up and let it slow burn. The days are the longest they will be all year–don’t cut this time short by being in too much of a hurry.

SCORPIO JUNE 2017

Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.

Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.

Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.

SCORPIO MAY 2017

Stoner Scorpio, the universe is about to take you on a ride. The May time period will be like that strong edible you accidentally ate too much of. Cosmic waves of emotion and experience will wash over you in May. Just when things calm to the point of understanding, the next set of waves will hit. Don’t be scared. This flurry of activity is not negative in nature or punishing in action.

Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. The gates have closed, safety straps are in place, and the ride is in motion. Understanding the why’s and the how’s of this universal carnival ride is unobtainable. Relax and trust in the cosmos that everything will be allright. Whenever you find yourself contemplating the reasoning of the universe and your place on this edible roller coaster of endless crashing waves, breathe and let it be. All safety equipment is in place, so let go and enjoy the ride.

Control is not something you struggle with stoner Scorpio. Giving up control to the universe will be mandatory to surviving the twists and turns of the cosmic blessing thrown at you in the final Spring time period. In the end: Trust your environment. Trust your cannabis companions. Trust your judgement. Trust your loved ones. Trust you will come down. This trust and belief will keep you safe on the wild journey of May. Negativity will only creep in if you try to control or understand the nature of the cosmic ride. Yes stoner Scorpio, I usually encourage depth of thought and inner understanding, but in May ignorance is bliss! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on repair and rest versus contemplation and guidance.

Playlist songs have been coming to me this month. The playlist song for the stoner Scorpio in May is Float On by Modest Mouse.

SCORPIO APRIL 2017

A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.

The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.

Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.

All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?

Scorpio March 2017

“Smile away” by Paul McCartney is a song you may well be singing all month long, stoner Scorpio!  Spring is in the air and success is plentiful in March of 2017!  If you’re a high-strung Scorpio, stick to a 60/40 sativa/indica.  If you’re more mellow go full on sativa for the most productivity in all areas of your life.  Utilize your medicine when feeling low and don’t forget how important your meditative sesh is!

Your world of love and friends is where you will require the most self-discipline.  There will be many things that come up during your smoke sessions.  Allow yourself to hear what is going on.  Then let that information settle in before making any statements or opinions be known.  This goes for everyone in your non-working life.  It is not your job to play counselor.  It is your job to listen and help find objective solutions.  Stay on track and don’t lose sight of your end game as you are greatly being relied upon as the leader this month.  Make time for yourself for medicated meditation.  You will need this time to reflect on all you are accomplishing.

The world of work will be a fine time to shine this month!  Your goal is to stay motivated, move forward and listen.  If you work for yourself or are upper-management you need to pay attention to your co-workers and employees.  It is the perfect time to hire the self-motivated personnel.  Rid your company of any non-self-starters.  For those of you who have a manager to answer to, remember in the end they will have the right answers so don’t work yourself up over any outcomes at this time. Just breathe and let be.  You will do just fine this month stoner, Scorpio, if only you work for it.  

 

Scorpio February 2017

Yin and Yang will be harmonious for the stoner Scorpio this February in both the field of work and of love!  Of course, that will only be if you prove to be flexible in areas you’d rather not be flexible in.  Scorpios are not known for their people pleasing abilities; so I will suggest a nice balanced hybrid strain for you this month and a need to focus on opening your heart center.  With an open heart and mind, you will find much success and comradeship.

Warren G once said, “Rhythm is life and life is rhythm”.  You, stoner Scorpio, have that figured out.  Work is going well in many areas for you and you know it.  Do yourself a favor and forget the past and focus on your NOW.  You will find much success this month if you keep an open mind and stay focused. Be certain to accept help when it is offered even if it is not from someone you particularly like.  Maybe pass the pipe with them and see past your differences?

Love will be anything other than predictable for the single Scorpio. Think flings not rings.  If for some reason flings are not your thing…don’t start one.  If you do they will be fun and flighty in a sense.  Light one up and celebrate the fun of it.  The love matched Scorpio will find much peace this month but don’t count on the same old same old.  Keep your emotions in check and you may be very nicely surprised by your lover!  So keep calm, dab on and enjoy your February!

 

Scorpio January 2016

Conundrum…is a wine that pairs nicely with a fruity hybrid cannabis strain.  I suggest both for you stoner, Scorpio.  January will be somewhat of a conundrum in itself.  Not that it will be particularly negative.  Just rather trying.  Be sure to find time for the sacred herb and self-reflection each week.  

Your working world will be less stressful than last month if you can find ways to do mental yoga.  The same problems exist and yes, you can help sort them out.  Although, baby steps are required; not for you, rather for your co-workers.  How well you have planned and how well you communicate will be key to seeing any real change.  Do yourself a favor and keep that sativa hybrid in your pocket.  The motivational benefits of the higher sativa strain will help you remove some of those pesky tasks that are piling up on your plate.  This is not a month to take on more responsibilities.  

The wine I mentioned earlier will be a much welcome relief for you and your lover or potential lover.  Your love life is the beautiful conundrum in January.  Towards mid-month, it will take a turn for the exciting.  Keeping your head level will be important.  Don’t let it get too big or you’ll miss the potential questioning of your lover.  You must see beyond the words for that is what will need to be addressed.  Use your wit and charm and it will be rewarding.  Be kind to all your family members this month, as they will be blessing you with kindness.  Any sharp remarks now will endanger the trust you have ensued.  So be kind, drink wine and feel the warmth of your favorite bowl alight with flame.

Scorpio December 2016

The month of December 2016 brings much abundance to the stoner Scorpio.  Every task you have on your plate can be brought to completion this month.  You will also find that any new task you take on will coincide well with your wants and needs.  If you can, keep your pipe for inspiration but use it lightly this month.

In your working world brace yourself for more of the same ol’ same ol’.  Your partners or managers will sing the same ol’ song.  The stoner Scorpio thinks much differently and more forward than the rest of the zodiac.  You do in fact have the best of intentions and the best ideas.  Unfortunately, you will not be heard & your ideas will be put on back burners.  You’ve seen this time and time again.  This time may be the last time for these collegues to hear your ideas.  They will inevitably come to the same conclusion you have, but, it will be months later and probably too late.   As you will have moved on and I say good for you!  Stay on your best game and only toke if necessary during work this month.  Don’t let the agitation get you down as it is readying you for your next step.

Break out the indica in the evenings! This is your relaxation time and it is time to put your work day to rest.  Do more with your loved ones and enjoy life.  It is not all about work my stoner Scorpio!  Spend quality time with your partner and enjoy each other.  Your friends will be full of merriment so see them too!  You will all need each other at the end of this year.

Scorpio November 2016

At the beginning of November 2016, the stoner Scorpio needs to reach for your most enlightened self.  Meditate with the sacred herb and envision the protection of white light surrounding you in every aspect.  Carry this vision with you every day and feel it’s power to your core.  It will protect you in ways you didn’t know you needed protection.  You are being given many personal liberties over the next few week, set yourself up for pure enjoyment no matter the pace of events.

In your work, stoner Scorpio, you need to be prepared.  Failure is not a loss!  It is rather a move in the direction of success.  If you choose to brood and wallow in self pity or other self-destructive emotional tirades, you will simply dissolve the victory that awaits you.  You are in fact moving forward with every step.  It is imperative that you take time to heal from any injury or setback before you go back to hammering out the desired results.  Rest assured the best possible outcome will arrive.  Be kind with your comrades and share your herb if the work hours run long.

The Scorpio that is gifted with a sixth sense will be the most unaffected by the woes that love can bring in November.  For those of us without extrasensory gifts, heed these words kindly:  You are not always right.  You do not always know what is best. Other people have a right to their feelings.  Do not make mountains out of molehills.  There, that being said, you can have a very pleasant love life this month.  You must allow it to evolve.  Do not stand in its way or it will become destructive.  Take the time necessary to hear your lover out.  Pack the pipe, light the bowl and listen.  Then respond.  Yes, you must respond.   Communication can be difficult for the strong silent Scorpio, but this month it is necessary.  Do not run from it.  Open up to it and the love you can receive.  Remember the white light of protection and wear it always.

Scorpio October 2016

My dearest stoner Scorpio, this October you must challenge your daily mantra.  What is it now? Has it gotten you where you need to be?  Are you happy with life?  How we talk to ourselves is more important than any action we take.  What we think about, we bring about.  Whether positive or negative our thoughts are what controls us and our environment.  Take some time at the very first of this month to meditate with our sacred herb.  A new, better, more motivating, more loving mantra will come to you.  Use this new mantra daily.  Use it when you are aggravated or anxious or angry.  It will change your world, one moment at a time.  

With that being said, your month will be a bit lagging.  If you heeded the advice of the cosmos last month you will be coming off a feeling of accomplishment.  Do not, under any circumstances, allow yourself to fall into a downward spiral just because you’re a bit bored and fed up with work.   Take the down time to prepare for far busier times ahead.  Keep a bit of indica in a sneak a toke and use the creative influence to fuel your logical mind with fun new ways to organize. This in itself will help you feel accomplished especially when the workload hits the fan near the end of October.
In matters of the heart my cannabis companion, you will float along nicely.  Do try to avoid conflicts at this time.  Your ego does not need to be fed by being right.  Allow others to find their own paths even if you know your way is best.  They will come to that decision all on their own.  Your circle of friends will be wanting to see you a bit more so go out there and have a bit of fun while you are less busy.  Then come home with or to your lover and remind them why you’re the most passionate in the zodiac.

Scorpio September 2016

As autumn falls around us and changes our scenery, so will the scenery change for the life of the stoner Scorpio.  If you allow the colors of change to enlighten you my cannabis companion, you will deflect the negative side effects of this change.  Pick out your favorite greens for the month and use them with deep meditation to help propel you into the realm of accomplishment.

The intelligent Scorpio has a logical mind for the most part.  Which can be a bit confusing when it comes to love.  September winds will shift your heart into an emotional sphere that can be as soft as the last breeze of summer.  Allow yourself to be blissfully swept up in it and share your hearts desires with the one who holds your attention.  Be sure not only to share your feelings but your sacred herb with them as well.  It will help you open up and speak to your love in the most gentle of ways.  If you are currently attached you will not escape this monumental time, just remember to put the past behind you, be kind and gentle and you will see a new beginning that has endless possibilities open up.

September is a time of colleague relationships.  A time to embark on new missions with your co-workers.  This will be much simpler if you work for yourself as you will not have to answer to your managers.  Be sure that if you are doing something to better your situation on work time that you think it through explicitly.  Do not try to involve your managers as this is not a month to do projects with them.  In fact, fly under the radar.  Do what you must at work and then go home and make your changes.  This is where the deep meditation with the sacred herb will come in handy.  With your heart opened up you will find it difficult to make logical decisions at work. Time spent in meditation will guide you quickly to the perfect solution to your situation.   Take heed before beginning this change, then act quickly.  This change will benefit you in more ways than you can see right now, but, it can also negatively affect you if you do not think it through. Good luck my stoner Scorpio! I have absolute faith in your abilities.

Scorpio August 2016

It should be noted first and foremost that this August of the year 2016 will be a positive pivot point for the stoner Scorpio.  It is a month where you need to have your life goals set; do this and the universe will move you to them and quickly.  Do not think that it will be easy.  Know this now: Your thoughts will guide the universe to give you what you think about.  Keep the sativa hybrid around and stay positive, focused and clear in your intentions.

Your personal realm may seem daunting.  You may not feel heard.  Do not push it this month. Provide your friends, family or lover with the opinion and advice they ask for.  Allow them to do what they think is best.  Yes, we know you are right but we all must fall in order to see the light above us.  Keep your calmness about you and stay focused on your life.  Be there and be kind when friends need you.  When those you gave advice to fail, share a well-packed bowl with them.  They will make great revelations with you over good conversation.  Oh, and keep the “I told you so” to yourself.

Have you been focusing on the negative in your profession?  It will seem as if your nightmares are becoming real this month, stoner Scorpio.  Where your focus has been will come to you this month in your working world.  You may not sense it now but it will be a bountiful maneuver by the universe to get you on your correct path and you will not be down and out long.  Keep your head up and keep moving toward your goals.  The universe is holding the best trees for you in coming months.  Smoke what you have now but the best buds await!

Scorpio July 2016

Reassessment and honorable are your keywords this month stoner Scorpio. You will need to utilize the sacred herb during meditation to help you to truly unveil yourself to you.  Find your most honorable intentions and explore them.  Allow our earthly herb of healing to guide you to the path of least resistance.  This is where you will find the most honorable way out of some sticky situations this July.  You needn’t stress about possible upsets as you are very capable of turning all situations into positive ones.  You simply need to step outside your current frame of mind.  Look in on your thoughts about your life and see how you can make them more positive.   

You will find that within your working world you will be able to minimize risks, increase your pocketbook and reclaim your position of authority.  How you use your own personal prowess at work will determine how well all this goes over.  Don’t be afraid to be kind or even share the kind if the opportunity allows it.  An open door policy is a great idea unless someone is trying to slam it on your face.  Remember reassessment and honor have boundary lines.

Stay true to yourself in every personal relationship you have this month stoner Scorpio.  Your honor will shine through when you find your way out of unsavory situations that your family members or close friends try to persuade with.  If you do not agree with any circumstance you find yourself in, get out.  You have been gifted the brilliant ability to be straightforward.  Use it to your advantage in both your loverships and your friendships to keep peace and kindness in the air.

Scorpio June 2016

Stoner Scorpio the month of June will be intense, to say the least.  You will be bombarded with slight nuances that will leave no room for daydreaming or stray from your course of leadership.  It would be best to utilize the sacred herb only for relaxation and meditative purposes until a later date.  This does not mean that June will not be meaningful and blessed with positivity, rather it means you will have to work for it.

The epitome of your June will be in your intimate relationships.  If your feelings are true and you hold your ground you will be surprised by the turn your relationships take this month.  If you are wavering in your feelings the tide will turn on you quickly in a direction you may not want to face.  In the face of love, take the time to meditate well on any plans for immediate change before forging ahead. Visualize positive outcomes and they will occur.

Whether you’re a cog in the machine of the working world or a business owner you will have your work cut out for you.  How you communicate will be the number one concern for you stoner Scorpio.  You will be facing many decisions that could possibly propel you financially. You must be extremely analytical about these decisions. Do not sign anything without reading the fine print and do not make moves in haste.   You will want to utilize the sacred herb for these meditations. You need the spiritual guidance that comes with it.  Be selective on your strain, pick the one that motivates you best.  You will have your work cut out for you this summer.

Scorpio May 2016

My dearest stoner Scorpio, May will be a month of great challenges.  Albeit, they will turn out positive by month’s end you must make it there first!  Keep your indica packed bubbler close in the evening as you will need the enlightenment it brings.   

At the beginning of this month, you need to look at all your goals realistically.  Not just those at work but in your love life too.  Do they have the potential to be successful?  Catch these ‘could be failures’ early and you can turn them around by the end of the month.

Work will prove to be more stressful than usual.  This will mainly be because you will need to take on more responsibility than you are used to.  I strongly suggest laying the pipe down during working hours and stick with a CBD oil if you need to medicate at work.  Once you have weeded out what won’t work you will move steadily toward your path to success.  Your partners and co-workers are looking to you to be the leader.  Don’t shy away from this role, it suits you.

As I mentioned earlier the emotional sphere of the stoner Scorpio will be challenged in new and not so welcome ways.  Scorpios never unintentionally harm another with their words.  You must at all times be aware of what damage your tongue can cast and avidly avoid using your poison against your loved ones.  Lean on the sacred herb when your negative traits are boiling under your skin.  Let the healing properties settle your mind before you speak and do something that cannot be undone.  Do this and next month your relationships will prosper into great and rewarding adventures.

Scorpio April 2016

It seems that the luck of the Irish will follow the stoner Scorpio through the ends of April 2016.  Use this positive energy to thwart yourself into the beginning of summer where your foundation will need to be very strong.  Your ability to rise above and beyond this month will conjure not just more green in your stash but a lot of green eyed monsters.  That being said, be sure to know that those who will be green with envy are those in your inner circle of fellow stoners & co-workers.

In all events of work; Scorpios will be on top of it.  Productivity is your first name this month.  Don’t meddle in the indicas during the working hours, you have no time to relax.  Keep your eyes open and take precautions to ensure that all is going according to your plans.  Listen to your intuition when dealing with difficult or negative partners.  Please note:  Take advantage of the offers that lie on the table this month.  Use your tenacity and quick thinking to ensure success.  If you hesitate you will lose an amazing opportunity.

Ahh, my romantic Scorpio bask in the glory of your love this month!  The ground that you’ve been laying in your existing relationship or the one that you’re working towards is going to be buoyant and giving.  Your evenings will be full of that glow that only you emit when in love.  Dab it up right with your lover and enjoy one another to the fullest extent.

As for your circle of fellow stoners, you may find yourself gravitating to those with more experience than you in a number of ways.  You have great lessons to learn from these folks.  Take the time to toke it up with them in a more intimate setting than the usual large group of buds.  You will be so glad you did.  

Scorpio March 2016

Do you feel the positivity flowing stoner, Scorpio?  You have tapped into the universal energy and its exuding throughout your life this March.  The cosmos have aligned perfectly so that you will feel the exhilaration of all your previous work coming to a head.  That does not mean you get to relax, ergo, leave the medibles to a minimum this month.

All those projects you’ve assigned to yourself over the first quarter of 2016 are going to come together better than a fresh nug of moon rock.  In fact, you’ll find that you are more easily finishing all your projects this month.  The only thing you need to be wary of is overconfidence and poor decision making.  Stay sharp with a sativa heavy hybrid in your pipe and think through all your decisions before taking action.  Keep your feet on the ground until you get home.

It will be hard not to float in this super-charged high of love this month Scorpio!  Some might say your luck outshines the four leaf clover this March when it comes to personal relationships.  You will attain your objectives if you supply yourself with a firm foundation by mid-month.  Come St. Patrick’s Day you will be blessed with bounties of attention and you should toke it up while you can!  You deserve it stoner Scorpio!

Scorpio February 2016

The month of February is well within your ability to stay balanced.  In fact, just show up and be yourself in every situation and you should come out smelling like a nice batch of special cookies all month long.  Of course, if I could leave it at just that what good would I be to you?

Your love life should be smooth sailing if you continue to be your diplomatic, calm and caring self.  It will enable you to easily overcome a few obstacles that will bounce in just to bother you.  Be sure to pay special attention to your immediate family members as they need some reassurance that they are being heard and loved.  Keep all negativity away from your home front!  With Valentines in the air consider a cannabis infused massage oil treatment for you and your loved one.  Who can be angry when completely relaxed on cloud 9?

Work, work, work, you do a lot of work.  You will be rewarded this month if you are more than a middle manager.  Genuinely, the more freedom you have in your workplace the more you will prove your worth.  All toking Scorpios will need to quickly circumvent any misunderstandings with partners or managers by again, being cool headed.  If you  feel the need to take a break at work keep a dug out handy with a little Sativa to keep your spirits uplifted throughout the work day.  Enjoy your month Stoner Scorpio!

Scorpio January 2016

Do you feel IT stoner Scorpio?  IT being the building positivity that 2016 is bringing to you.  The bling that you are emitting is brighter than any perc in a new water pipe.  This first month of the year is a tell tale sign of what to expect for the next 12 months.

Work is where you will shine the brightest this month.  You are a trusted individual and one who knows how to get things done.  Because of these traits you will find yourself amidst an array of money making deals.  Your decision will need to be a quick one so you must trust your intuition.  Do not take on more than you can handle.  Be confident that you will see an upswing in the color of green.  More green in your pocket equals more green in your pipe!

On the home front you may be a bit unavailable due to your work.  Be sure to be attentive when you are spending time with your loved ones.  Being busy does not leave room for being emotionally absent.  If you’re attached make sure you spend some quality time on conversation.  Pack up the vape and have a real heart to heart.  It will leave you both happier and more content.  If you’re single don’t go out of the way to start anything quite yet as you are very busy and may not be able to give someone all that is needed in a fresh relationship.  If you choose to start one keep it light as not to disappoint your potential new love.

Scorpio December 2015

Ready? GO! This December the stoner Scorpio will be in for a busy and emotional time.  Think of it as a very positive stage in your growth as an individual.  If you have a stoner Libra friend, it is time to call on them for a lesson in balance.  Balance being your key term this month.

Work will be a blaze of projects for you my fiery friend.  Keep a well balanced hybrid in your vape pen for those moments of stress.  You must at all costs keep business just that.  Do not take anything personally or make any situation at work personal in any way.  Business is business.  Keep it that way and you will be most successful in the days to come.  By keeping diplomacy up at work, you can take your exaggerated fire to the bedroom.

Speaking of love and personal relations:  Smoking Scorpios need to put the ones they hold dear ahead of themselves in December.  Do not allow for lethargy to leak into any of your personal relationships.  You hold the reigns right now, use them to snap some fun into your lives.  If you have a special request, make sure that you are specific.  You may find yourself reiterating, but it will be worth it.  There is a lot of room for romance, but you must take the lead.  May I suggest making a batch of special brownies with your partner?

Scorpio November 2015

Good vibes are flowing all around the stoner Scorpio like a well percolated bong rip.  When the sun is in your sign good things are bound to shine on you!  For the most part you will have an amazing month of November; full of activity both mental and physical with only a few not so awesome surprises.  Stay focused on the good and just put these lil possible upsets on the back burner so you can avoid them.

Stoner Scorpio you are a well chiseled mind and this month you will be putting all your wits to work for you.  New ideas and implementations that surround your job will come to you in a fierce energy at the beginning of the month.  I see heavy sativa strains in your days this November.  They will enhance your thought processes and calm your energies enough to make you extremely proficient!  Around the last third of the month be wary on decision making.  If you have any doubts put it off.  Also you will be very overwhelmed with your workload after all the new ideas you’ve sprouted start to take formation.  Make sure you ask for help.

In your personal relationships be prepared to be going places and expect the unexpected.  These surprises can be both good or hindering.  Pay attention to your romantic partner and you will heed off any lovers spats easily.  Lose focus and you’ll be in for a rough ride.  Your love life will be interesting and for the most part fun.  It is your personal friendships you need to look out for the most.  One of your closest smoking buddies could really turn the tables on you.  Remember just because they let you down you do not need to retaliate.  Karma is a bitch.  Go find your love and enjoy some Ohm moments with a nice indica.  They will remind you how great life truly is.    

Scorpio October 2015

It is time to breathe in that crisp fall air and let it refresh your body and spirit, my smoking Scorpio.  Do whatever you can to get enough rest as you will be needing to pull together all your life force for the month of October.  To no avail you will boom in business and swoon in love, but, you must not be worn out.  

Paying attention to your Lover’s mood this month will increase the connection you already have in play.  Neglecting it will make a stink like the resin from your college water pipe.  That’s right your lover will provide you a nice safe haven away from all the hustle and bustle that is going on in your working world. Sit back and enjoy a nice indica smoke break with them and focus on your dreams and aspirations.  For my single Scorpios take this month to enjoy your cannabis companions you are in need of catching up!

Your actions and decisions this month have the potential to make you Legendary Scorpio.  Grab the CBD oil during working hours this month as you will not need any extra enlightenment during working hours.  There are many ways your month can play out in the business world.  Be prepared to tackle an onslaught of new projects that will propel you into your new future.  If one stands out more than the others tackle that one first as it will be your platform for greater things.  

Scorpio September 2015

The first month of fall for my stoner Scorpios will be a true test of your endurance.  Have you been keeping your emotional and mental abilities strong and sharp?  Your intuition and keen mind will be your only allies this month as the sacred herb will only do so much to help you.  When you are working or in the company of people you love you will need to be paying attention.  If you must rely on your herb, be cautious of the strain and amount you are using.  Now is not a time for deep meditation or couch lock.

If you are able, put the pipe down during working hours  in early August.  The beginning of this month will have you feeling like you have been placed in a straight jacket.  Whether this situation is being forced on you by your competitor or yourself, you will need to rely on your prior preparedness.  You cannot avoid all possible negative situations this month.  Knowing this ahead of time will help you to minimize the damage by doing your best to avoid certain situations all together.  The best advice I can give you in your work this month: Steer clear of signing anything.

Scorpios are strong, fierce and faithful  lovers.  On the other hand you can be resentful, manipulative and ruthless in the face of love.  You may find that you need to put your cannabis companions on hold this month as you are in for a wicked storm.  The better you know your lover the better in tune you will be to their weak points.  Spend time with them and help build them up or be forewarned this storm will be an epic event.  If you are new to your relationship you will need to fasten down the hatches and figure out if you are willing to put in the time to figure it all out.  Blessed be the single Scorpio, take this month to heal yourself from all the combating at work.  Things will look up for you again, do your best to keep an open mind.

Scorpio August 2015

If you feel like you cannot breathe stoner Scorpio, know that it will not last forever.  This August you must do your best to be your own positive voice.  The beginning of August will be your greatest struggle in both work and play.  Keep your favorite strain of herb close to you and lean on it when needed.

My advice to you in the working world was sung best by Jerry Garcia: “Don’t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools.” Though your work will be stable, do not make any major decisions or sign any contracts.  If you do you’ll find yourself a fool on the ship set out to the cruel  sea of emptiness.   Know that you will be surrounded by many who wish to be the fool and it could prohibit you from completing your tasks at your usual above par standard.  If you can hold back any overreactions now; by mid month you will feel stronger.  Even with this strength pulsing through you, stay on the path and do not rush anything.

Love is not what the cosmos has in for you this month.  I strongly suggest putting off any new romantic endeavors until later this year:  If you are looking for a significant other I urge you to pay attention to this.  As well meaning as your intentions will be, the outcome will be disastrous.  If you are in a relationship you will need to stay kind yet focus on other areas of your life.  Your circle of friends is in need of your presence.  You will have to stand your ground at some point.  Do not fret if there are no allies, you will prevail.  Take a vape pen with you and make sure all stay on the enlightened path of the sacred herb.

Scorpio July 2015

This July all my smoking Scorps will need to be sure to stay rested.  As it has been with most of 2015 your financial and working worlds will be full of energy and positive outcomes.  The only way to insure this is to get your rest!  Do not dabble too heavily in the medibles this month but you may want a nice indica for your evening meditations.

There is an important project you are working on Scorpio.  You need to insure that it is at the best quality possible.  Look at it from every angle and flush out any possible problems that could occur.  Do not neglect the relationships you have with your partners or co-workers this month as they will need to be solid for the months to come.  Take it easy on utilizing your medication this month while on the clock.  I’m not saying you should lay down the pipe completely, just be cautious of where and when you utilize.  You need to be at your best everyday in July.

Be prepared for interpersonal chaos this month.  Do not worry yourself my stoner Scorpio.  This month will test you in ways that are not the most comfortable.  Please note: Scorpio you can and will handle this well!  Stay focused on your needs & take time for yourself.  No matter how long that time may be, you need to figure things out on your own terms.  Breath and let it be during your evenings.  Its time to use that beautiful pipe you keep for special occasions.  Not all celebration pipes need to be utilized in great cheer, sometimes they need to be brought out to remind us that there are good times to come.  That is true this month.  Let it serve as a reminder that you are here because of past choices and will go further with the new ones you’re making in July.

Over all my dearest Scorpio July will shape up nicely. Focus on your accomplishments.  Make your own choices.  Feel good about how far you’ve come in 2015!

Scorpio June 2015

Stoner Scorpio June will be filled with successes and failures.  Both can be positive if you choose to stay kind and level headed.  My advice is to keep the medibles to a minimum and stick to a nice hybrid for your times of contemplation and celebration.  When you feel the upsurge of success in one area of your life you will feel the down swing in another.  Hold tight as the month can and will pull you out even if you’re wise.

The majority of your most celebrated success will come from your work Scorpio.  You will find you are capable of much more than you ever thought.  Your responsibilities will increase and you will shine because of it.  If you need a break at work meditate with a vape of your favorite hybrid.  You will then see that your new found capabilities will bring much needed self respect that helps to keep you calm and collective during all your working hours.  Your perspective will burst open around mid month and you will see a much bigger picture for your future.  Remember when helping others you must first make sure you’ve helped your self and all things will go smoothly this June.

Your best bud will be your source of stability this month my smoking Scorp.  You will need them to give advice and they will need you to be open to the positivity they can shine on you.  You will need them because times will be stressful on your love front.  Many of the issues that will arise in June are due to mistakes you’ve made in the past.  You will need to finally learn from them before you can move on.  After your realizations, your main job will be to help your partner realize that all things can be worked out.  Be kind and patient and whatever you do be mindful of the words that you spew.  Any slight from you now will cause an explosion.  Try talking things out during a nice peace pipe session.  For my single Scorpio’s take the high road this month with potential lovers.  You will find it liberating without offending the doors that are open.  

Scorpio May 2015

Action equals Success.  Action equals Success!  Are you getting this Scorp?  My cannabis companion, you cannot afford to be couch locked this May!  Yes you will have reasons to celebrate!  Yes you will have time for you and your loved ones and yes this is going to be a stellar month for you.  So keep that pep in your step and pick the right stain for the right occasion!

Your love life will be blissful if only you let it be.  The universe is showering you with positivity in the love department.  If you’re in a long term relationship you will reach a whole new kind of high.  This is better than the meditative state of that indica medible you tried last month.  Whatever you had in the past will be crystallized into a new better picture for the future.  If you are single, May is the month to put those dreams into action.  They are just waiting on you my dear Scorpio.

You’ll also be very happy you saved all that pollen from your grinder for the past month as you will be using it to celebrate one of the  biggest & best shindigs you’ve put together thus far.  Round up all those friends you have not seen in months or even years and show them why you’re the best host around!  It is an event that will be talked about for years come if you put it into ACTION!

Your working realm will be just as spectacular as your social life this month.  In fact, stoner Scorp, you will see just how much you’ve laid as a foundation in your working world.  Not to mention how big it will actually grow!  In May all your colleagues will be on your side.  Do not let any little disturbances cause you worry as they will dissipate just like your clouds of vape.  Remember the word for this month is ACTION!  Take action and watch your financial situation skyrocket.  You are the master of your destiny.  Make sure you are the one to choose your own path.  

Scorpio April 2015

What an interesting month April will be for my smoking Scorps!  Business is booming and your ability to take on more responsibilities is impressive at this time.  Love will prove to be tricky though you are more than qualified to handle all that comes your way.

The month of April will call on all your abilities of charisma in matters of the heart.  You will need to be strategic in your words and actions to keep things smooth and kushy.  This does not mean that you should get couch locked on indica and let your lover get their way in every matter.  You must keep your stance until after the new moon this month.  Then pack up that indica or hybrid and enjoy some much needed tenderness with your loved one.  Single?  Don’t doubt your abilities and if you are choosing to be critical of others be diplomatic in your approach.

Business is going to be one sweet & delectable medible for you this April!  Though you will need all pistons firing so save that treat for the weekends!  As I stated before:  Take on new tasks and pay attention to all the things going on around you.  You do not have to have all the information, just know the general gist of the waves around you.  Working for yourself?  Have no doubt that your instincts are correct in every matter this month.  Working for the man?  Do everything you can to learn more about the business you are a part of.  My only warning is to steer clear of showing any ignorance.

Scorpio March 2015

March will be a bag of nugs for you this month stoner Scorp.  You may find a few seeds nestled in the bottom of that baggy but, you’ll make the most of it.  Over all March will feel like a warm hug from the universe.  Take this month to make your platform.  Then jump off and soar into the spring months.

This month you will find the most positive affirmations coming in from your work. As the old saying goes “March comes in like a Lion and out like a Lamb” and right around the 10th your vision will be clear and business will be on a new level of high. Your initiative is noticed and is the foundation you are about to jump off of! Continue to analyze, organize and set things into motion until around the 20th.  Use your time wisely at the end of the month and strategize to get the bigger things done and out of the way before April.  Do not overexert your efforts.  You’ll be so buzzed about work you won’t need much to keep you going.  Maybe keep a little sativa in the dugout, but I bet you barely need it at work this month!

If there are any seeds in your bag of goodies this month they will be in the sack of love.  Be attentive to the moods that surround you in your personal relationships this month.  Take heed to use what mother nature infused you with:  Charm, empathy and intuition will play a big role in keeping the calm around you.  It won’t hurt to keep a bit of hybrid available too. Be the leader you were born to be by not allowing problematic situations turn to full blown arguments.  A small word of advice if you’re in a relationship: Do not antagonize your partner.

Other than that my fellow smoking Scorp, enjoy your self this month! You deserve it!

Scorpio February 2015

Stoner Scorpio, this year will be well balanced with it’s ups and downs.  It seems nothing in the realm of negativity will come to pass if you stay sharp.  Have the confidence to push forward and enjoy all that 2015 has to offer.  If you are not already growing your own stash, consider it this year.  It will prove to be a great relaxation outlet for you during some of the less favorable times.  (Not to mention a great way to celebrate the beauty of the good times!)

While you will be feeling the positive effects of the universe this month Scorpio, remember to puff, puff, pass along the waves of positive energy to all as it will help you overcome obstacles of your own.  It seems that the most important obstacles you will face this month are in your personal relationships.  Roll up the stimulating Sativa when hanging with your friends or lover, as you need to be mentally alert, not couch locked and dreamy.  Everything you say is important.  It’s how you say it that counts.  If you have a slip of the tongue it may not show its immediate effect.  Be forewarned that this will be damaging to a long term relationship of a friend or lover. Make sure that in every personal situation you are able to look at things from their perspective.  Your lover will be especially thankful if you do this before asking anything of them.  If you are comfortable they will be as well.

In business and money it is your time to shine!  In work you will notice a considerable amount of profits coming in with little extra efforts on your part.  As for any obstacles that appear, remember to prioritize them while keeping your eye on your main goal.  This is the month to move all the small mistakes/tasks/potential problems out of your line of vision by completing them and moving on.  It is optimal to listen to your colleagues this month as the advice they are spouting deserves your attention.  In no way should you lie to your partners or management.  Remember the latter when someone offers you something that is hard to refuse.  Don’t allow the good vibes of that smoke session cloud your vision!

Scorpio January 2015

Scorpio this month is the month to show the world what you are made of.  It’s advisable to keep a clear head.  You’re going to need all pistons firing so steer clear of Indica and delve into the Sativa for a change of pace. You may possibly need to lay down the pipe all together this month as you will be faced with opposition that you must face on your own.  Those decisions of your past will play a big part in the outcome of this and all obstacles you face this January.  If you stay focused all should turn out even keel and leave you with a more solid sense of direction.

January will bring a mixed bag of interpersonal relationship highs and lows.  Drama in your love life will set you off kilter if you do not approach it with care.  You must be on-point, not just in your dealings with matters of the heart, also with those you communicate with regularly.  Absolutely watch your back in the second part of the month.  Those green eyed monsters are just lurking around waiting for the right moment to grab your stash and point the blame.  In both your work and finance be prepared to take on the responsibilities of everyone around you.  You must learn to delegate properly as you will be responsible for the whole of things.  Do not bite off more butter laden medibles than you can chew.  Strong and thoughtful decision making will help you pull ahead.

All in all, surround yourself with positive friends, family and those who adore your softer side towards the end of the month.  They will inspire you to tackle each challenge head on and remind you that there are no problems only situations.