Pisces

Water Sign – The Fish – February 19 – March 20

The stoney Pisces fish is the most mature and psychic of the stoner Zodiac. This learned stoner is a wonderful additional to any smoke circle because of their high minded noble aspirations and empathetic sensitivity towards their fellow tokers.

Do you need information on cannabis strains? The stoner Libra may be the one to ask. Their high degree of intellectualism ascends them to the top of the cannabis connoisseur ranks. Don’t bring any schwaggy buds around this particular stoner.

Stoner Pisces are great cannabis copilots for road trips and smoke spot adventures. These kind adaptable creatures are capable of deep conversations puff puff passing the joint, and fun loving joy hot boxing the rig.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Pisces in the wise words of the ever eternal band, the original sound sherpas themselves, The Beatles, “All You Need is Love.”  In March this love must start with you stoner Pisces. Known for their acute emotional perceptiveness, the moon child stoner zodiac will be called upon to use their sensitive superpowers to spread good vibes all around. Along with kindness, the stoner Pisces will have a great opportunity to share sacred herbal secrets with their ever expanding smoke circle. Have you discovered a go-to cannabis strain to lift the spirits stoner Pisces?  If so, don’t keep it a secret! And of course, you can always puff puff pass those sticky classics like White Widow or the ever pungent Sour Diesel.

As mentioned, love is in the air.  This could be romantic, platonic, or love of self stoner Pisces.  This does not mean there will be no critics or those who envy your elated disposition.  But, do not waste precious energy entertaining or indulging the naysayers, especially when it comes to efforts on the clock.  You have a job to do! You can’t control others’ jealousy or critical comments, but you can make sure you are focused on the mission at hand, and do your part to avoid unnecessary confrontation with coworkers.  Even if there is tension in the air, you can breathe easy knowing that the workday will end, and soon enough you can light one up, and rise above.

One place you will find solace and resounding peace is the homefront.  Alone time, or that spent with your closest cannabis companions should be spent recharging the mental batteries.  Align your chakras, balance your Chi, or awaken your third eye sight. Whichever term you prefer, marijuana meditations should be a part of your weekly March rituals.  This will be crucial to future success stoner Pisces. It has been a long, daunting winter season, but Spring will soon be here. Relax, refresh, and roast one up! You may have hunkered down during cold cloudy days enjoying your bowls from the comfort of your couch, but all that is about to shift into a higher gear. The days are growing longer, and the promise of cosmic adventures are on the horizon.  Ready your cosmic space suit stoner Pisces, and prepare for takeoff.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Pisces February will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure story.  After the tsunami of influence that came in January, this time period will proceed more under your time-frame and speed.  The January storm has passed, and the heavens have opened to shine influence of self determination. So pack your bowl with some inspirational green, there is nothing holding you back this month. 

Be forewarned stoner Pisces:  Complacency and couchlock is the enemy during this period of inspired progress.  Avoid any cannabis strains that encourage sedation. Seek the sacred strains that inspire clarity, creativity, and a lifted spirit.  You must marry action with inspiration this month to be the change, and enact change around you. Another reason to avoid the cloudy haze of deep Indica strains is the likelihood of sudden surprises that will come in the final winter month.  These little pop-up surprises won’t be dangerous, but could throw you off balance. However, with your diligent third eye engagement, coupled with cosmic support, you will safely navigate through any surprising situations.

Let’s think of February as a magic creation box for career advancement.  As you flex your powers of influence on the terrestrial plane, be sure to cast a positive third eye towards your future economic station.  Wait, what’s a magic creation box? It is another concept similar to a medicated meditative smoke session. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the mind to positive thoughts focused on your dreams.  By envisioning these big dreams with positive intent, you cast a manifestation spell out into the universe. Dreams don’t just come true, they are the result of progressive work. And it all starts with positive intent and confidence in ideas.

Influential exertion in February will also encompass your cannabis companions.  You will find that you have the ability, and cosmic support, to put a spark into the smoke circle.  Whether it be living room adventures with shared bowls, or smoke spot hunting out on the terrestrial plane, this is the month you will create the canna-fam events that make you happy.  Enjoy making your mark on February stoner Pisces.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Pisces cosmic influences in January will be a continuation of December, but instead of subtle nudges, the universal influence will rush in like a tsunami.  Whoa right?!? Will this tsunami be a tidal wave of positivity or invulnerable obstacles? As with life, the answer to this quandary depends on your perspective and progressional position.

Change was in the air in December, or at least whispers of change.  Both workplace and personal spheres were affected by the cosmic influence.  But this change was more of a suggestion from the universe. It was up to your own impetus and analysis.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb stoner Pisces, and seek the nerve soothing solace of our favorite plant.  This theme of change will continue in the first month of 2020, but instead of personal choice and analysis, this change will come without regard for preparation or timing.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see that these moments in life are often beyond our control. Some could see negativity in moments of positivity, and visa versa.  It all comes down to your perspective, and outlook.

Early in the month, toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Contemplate where your happy place lies. Whether this be a song, a place, or a fat nug of your favorite cannabis strain, acknowledge this happy space for future use.  If “change” comes in unexpected ways, you can retreat to your happy space. Often, when we are shocked by unexpected events, it is hard to see through the confusing smoke clouds.  This happy space you have prepared will give you time to seek a higher vantage point for clear reactions.  Sudden change can be difficult, but often from a positive perspective it can be seen as a necessary catalyst for progress.

With the assistance of the sacred herb, and a prepared safe space, you should be able to ride any high tide that flows through your sphere of influence.  Remember stoner Pisces, you can’t fight the power of a tsunami, but you can use it to your advantage. Think of what beauty and positivity can be built with a blank canvas.  Perhaps the “change” of January will create this wonderful opportunity for you, and stressful moments will become blessings from new perspectives.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces looking back on the year, there were plenty of highs, and perhaps more lows than you would have liked.  If you are honest with yourself my lovely Fish, maybe you can’t seem to shake the feeling of stagnation. Not a loss, but maybe not the progress you hoped to see. Do not dismay; sometimes seeds take longer to sprout, and others even longer to blossom.  Use this moment as an opportunity to prepare yourself for the time when you will finally see your garden in full bloom.

You’ve been working hard stoner Pisces, so don’t get down on yourself.  You’re hustle has not been the problem, as you can be confident you have been grinding day in and day out.  But, when it comes to work, you may find yourself wondering if your wandering on the right path. Toke time meditating and evaluating if where you are is where you want to be.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for analysis, not as an escape. Sometimes you need to rise above, and shift the vantage point, in order to see the bigger picture. 

From the ten thousand foot view, you may discover it’s time to mix it up.  This doesn’t mean you should up and quit your job! Before you make a move, make a plan.  After some meditation with the insight inspiring sacred herb, you may discover you have found your calling in your current job.  It may actually be something you would be happy doing for the rest of your working days. Don’t be afraid to ask a trusted cannabis confidante for advice.  Or, if you are looking to get to the next level in your job, ask a higher up to be your mentor. You can expect support from the cosmos this month, giving a push to your positive plan.  With helping hands from your best buds, and blessings from the stars, you have all the tools you need to soar to greater occupational heights.

Both partnered and single stoner Pisces are likely to experience revelations regarding their relationships.  This means deepening platonic bonds, and perhaps taking the relationship to the next level. But, even then, there is no harm in taking a little time, or needing space for yourself.  Toke time for solo smoke sessions and ‘doing you’. Whether it’s burning a bowl, or spending time working on a passion project, a healthy balance of socializing, and seeking solace in solitary activities, will be crucial to maintaining a peaceful equilibrium and upward momentum.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

The planetary influence of November will be more like a planetary support system. Breathe deep stoner Pisces, inhale the sacred herb, and trust the current planetary alignment has your back. Of course you cannot behave with impunity, but the cosmos will add a protective influence to all creative endeavors.

There are so many ways to birth creative energy on our terrestrial plane. The stoner Pisces may not have always felt supported in their creative ideas or creations, but this all changes in the final Fall month. Embrace the sacred herb; not only as a catalyst for creativity, but as a bridge to internal self confidence. Toke time for a solo medicated smoke session to meditate on aspects and attitudes in the past that have held your creative juices back. Now is the time to dismiss the negative naysayers, and embrace internal self confidence. With this medicated meditative smoke session, you may even discover the negative naysayer holding you back was yourself all along. Now is the time to feed and release internal intuition, and execute those hair-brained ideas.

Universal support will also be found in the workplace stoner Pisces. Once again, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will assist self confidence, and encourage self motivation to take on more than you have in the past. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: These workplace opportunities may not come with an immediate tangible benefit. Use your herbally enhanced keen third eye to see past the need for immediate gratification. Becoming an invaluable member of the team is the reward and benefit in itself. Invaluable is synonymous with irreplaceable in this vision, and it is a worthy goal.

Finally stoner Pisces, this influential cosmic lubricant present in November will also affect the personal realm. The same foundations of confidence, built through sacred meditations, that will assist in creative projects and workplace merit, will also attract positivity within the sphere of love. Partnered Pisces can expect big decisions and continuity from their relationship. Single Pisces must use their keen third eye to spot shifting affection from cannabis acquaintances. But this newfound confidence is more than an opportunistic fun grab; perhaps the true love found in November will be with yourself. Confidence in self is love of self.

What a month stoner Pisces. May the good graces of ganja be with you.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

The stoner Pisces can expect a period of peace and great personal prosperity in October. This season will be marked by mellow moods, and a steady flow of positive emanations. Events created by yourself will be minimal, but the stoner Pisces can draw excitement and adventure from the rest of the canna-crew. While you will have to rely on the stoner fam to lead the way to the most remote and memorable smoke spots, they know the stoner Fish will always come through with the nicest nugs.

Amidst the daily grind and eternal hustle, don’t forget to carve out time for medicated sacred sedation. Toke time to contemplate the connection between your internal self and the terrestrial world around you. Focusing on this internal drive will convey your intentions and desires to the universe. External stimuli can flood the senses, and at times cause even the best intentions to get lost in translation. When this happens, listen to the voice within. The sacred herb may cloud the room, but it can also clear the mind. Don’t be afraid to sneak away and enjoy a bowl for one. These meditative moments can be the remedy needed to tune out the static so the signal comes through loud and clear.

While energy this month will be elevated, the stoner Pisces cannot expect to live every moment on cloud nine. Unleash poor or depressed moods with creative outlets. Light up a little herbal inspiration. Inhale that sweet smoke and exhale better vibes. Perhaps finally start that art project you’ve been musing for months. Maybe you’re feeling ambitious, and you make your own Halloween decorations, or costume! Get baked and paint the world with your bright colors stoner Pisces. October is the perfect season to let the spooky, dark internal dialogue out.

Introspection and self evaluation will have noticeable benefits when you’re on the clock. While workplace chatter is necessary to team building, too much social distraction can have negative effects on productivity. It will be up to the stoner Pisces to find the proper balance between contributing to the conversation, or getting caught in pointless water-cooler talk. Those stoner Pisces who are fortunate to work with fellow water signs will have an extra leg up in the workplace. Stoner Scorpio and stoner Cancer will be excellent cannabis comrades this month; there will be an easy and steady flow of contemplative, and creative energy that will result in next-level accomplishments for everyone involved.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

The planets in September have aligned for great impact on most of the stoner star signs. But not the stoner Pisces. With no negative or positive universal impact in September, the stoner Fish will be able to swim through the stream of life under their own power with no help or hindrance from the cosmic current.

Relax, breathe, and inhale the sacred herb for guidance and connectivity to your inner self. There is no specific herbal strain prescription for September. However, you should stock your stash jar with multiple varieties of sacred strains. Think of your stash jar as a cosmic tool kit. The right tool is needed for specific tasks throughout the month. Hard work and a diligent attitude will be necessary during the first Fall month. Equally counter to the economic grind, will be periods of rest and recuperation. Hence, Sacred Sativa strains will help with focus and inspiration; whereas sacred Indica strains will assist in personal moments of deep thought and restful repair.

Time within the smoke circle is important to connect with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The smoke circle of life is connected by each person, puff puff passing to the left. Be cautious around the dreaded “camper” stoner Pisces. For the most part September will be a coordinated puff puff pass with your canna-crew, but there will be cannabis companions that need more of you than you ask of them. There may be a time when they camp on the bowl, and unleash their problems in your direction. You must remain balanced in the cordial cannabis connection with your smoke circle acquaintances. Do not lift the heavy burden of others. As you swim through the river of life, don’t get hooked by the negative bait!

Self care will be an important aspect to this period. However, don’t get self care confused with large expenditures. There are plenty of blissful relaxed excursions that don’t require monetary coin. Each person has their own way of finding connectivity with their internal guide. Seek out these moments to maintain a positive alignment. Whether you steal yourself away from the world with a home crafted hot yoga session, or you hunt on a hike for that rare smoke spot with a special canna-buddy, toke time for self in-between the diligent work marathons.

Didn’t you know stoner Pisces? September is the new fourth month of summer! Happy toking!

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Pisces events during the last month of summer can be as wild as you want them to be. In other words, you and the cannabis crew will be straight fire! This cosmic influence could not be timed better. Internal emotions and a focused mindset will align with purpose. Strong terrestrial energy flowing like a rapid river current. However chaotic, wild, and fun things get, you will be in control. Pack a fresh bowl, kick back in the tube of life, and let the cosmic river of fate take you where you need to go.

The waters of life run deep stoner Pisces, and so will your thoughts. August will be a month full of introspective marijuana musings and smoke circle analytics. How do you fit into the wider terrestrial world around you? How does your smoke circle fit within the bigger picture of long-term life goals? The good news is you don’t have to figure it out immediately, and you will have all your partners-in-chronic to toke the contemplative trip with you.

This endo-excursion into your inner workings should not be seen as a depressing task. Instead, it should be viewed as an optimistic, deep dive of discovery. You are not simply looking for a way to cope or dwell on problems. You are exploring every crevice of what it is that keeps you curious, and what around you fills you with inspiration. Overall, this should be a pot-filled positive adventure. One filled with multiple self-revelations, and certainly many smoke spot stops along the way.

Be forewarned stoner Pisces: Contemplative moods may distract from the day-to-day tasks of the workplace. To be safeguarded from hazy minded forgetfulness, create and work from a to-do list! You may not accomplish everything on your list, but you will know where you stand.

Avoid dramatic interactions with coworkers. Unnecessary drama at work could ruin your personal dance party. A delicate balance is required with coworkers. Collaboration will be the key toward progress. A positive work experience will flow over to positive interpersonal relationships. The stoner Pisces should come out of August ready for the next period, as long as they keep interactions with coworkers and their cannabis cohorts on the up and up.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Pisces the easy-going summer continues from June into July. Let’s look at this protracted cosmic influence as a celestial lubricant allowing the stoner Pisces to slide into whatever adventure they want to manifest. Positive cosmic winds support a sort of choose-your-own-adventure in the second summer month.

Soak up the sun stoner Pisces! Solar rays will bring a kick of energy, like you’ve installed solar panels on your head. This solar kick will be the catalyst to achievement, determination, and creativity required to forge your own path. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: Too much time soaking up those solar rays will leave your cosmic space suit depleted. Care and attention must be paid on internal requirements as well as terrestrial adventures. Do it all! Get out and enjoy smokey adventures under the summer sun, and then kick back with a nap. Play hard with cannabis companions and rest well. Wash, rinse, repeat.

During this all-you-can-eat adventure buffet of July, be forewarned: Anything you want does not include close interpersonal relationships. If your energy starts to overwhelm cannabis companions, tone it down, and think it out. Puff puff pass on demands of others. Thoughtful self control will come in handy. The energetic boost in July could give you solar super powers. Use them for good stoner Pisces. At work, you could become the MVP of the team. Within your smoke circle you could become the partner-in-chronic everybody relies on.

Within the work sphere, opportunity for advancement will present itself this month. However, this month’s largest opportunity in the work sphere comes from within. An honest assessment of your occupation could lead to positive change in the future. Toke time for a solo smoke session to contemplate how your work fits into your desired life path. Change may not come directly from this meditative exercise, but this important task could be the first step toward positive change in future periods. Puff puff plot the path.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Pisces you will handle business in June! At first, you may feel like kicking back, lighting one up, and turning on the cruise control. While the prospect of coasting through the summer months might sound enticing, where’s the fun in that? The month of June should bring a stable period for love and romance. Whether you are in the mood to stay inside with your favorite Indica strain and munchies, or you are inspired to snag your stoney snacks and set out into the great unknown with a sweet sativa, find your own special smoke spot stoner Pisces, and bask in your bliss.

Cosmic support won’t allow any grand tragedy or triumphs in the love sphere; so while unnecessary risk taking is not advisable, be confident in the choices you pursue. You may pass on particular romantic opportunities because you are focusing on your business or side hustle. And, that’s okay. Before you can help others grow, you must make sure your own roots are planted in firm soil. There will be more opportunities in coming times, and new and unexpected cannabis companions may surprise you. The setting of social smoke sessions will introduce new stoney friends, and will deepen existing bonds with your current cannabis cohorts.

Stoner Pisces you can take a less aggressive approach in the financial realm. While you should avoid being reckless this month, you will feel less stress about your monetary green, and spend more time relaxing while roasting your recreational greens. It’s not quite that you won the lottery stoner Pisces, but let’s just say you’ve pulled a pretty solid Monopoly card. As Chance has it, you should be expecting some unexpected winnings. Do not count these bountiful blessings when planning your regular finances, but be on the lookout for those extra frosty nuggets of good fortune.

You may expect a fairly easy going time in the work and financial realms, but now is a good time for investment. This means different things for different stoner Pisces, but there will be cosmic support for investment itself. Perhaps that cannabis inspired great idea may become a new revenue stream. Perhaps you inspire a fellow cannabis companion to pursue their next grand endeavor. What is certain is networking will procure new allies to help you with the conundrums of life, the universe, and everything. So, be sure to pack a bowl for two. A bowl shared and pleasant conversation will lead to the ah-ha moment you need to progress.