Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Capricorn there are great blessings from the cosmos to kick off 2020.  The current planetary alignment is like a magnifying glass of positivity shining down on you.  And around the 10th of the month, this positive magnification reaches its focal point. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades … even in January.

You are more than capable of receiving this blast of cosmic energy my sturdy Sea-goat, but are you ready?  Toke time early in the month for a solo meditative smoke session to align your chakras before the great planetary alignment.  The strain and quantity of the sacred herb does not matter, but the solo sesh is a must. Allow the sacred herb to be your guide on a journey to wash away the clutter in your emotional closet.  This beam of cosmic positivity will be most beneficial with an empty vessel ready to receive the energy. Prepare yourself stoner Capricorn to bathe in, and soak up the positive energy from this rare planetary alignment.  Emotional preparations with the sacred herb could help receive and store the positivity moving forward into 2020.

Stoner Capricorn, you must also prepare yourself for extreme radiation!  Yes, this positive cosmic event will create a bright nuclear aura surrounding your spacesuit.  Not only will it be noticeable to fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, but it will be irresistible.  This event could greatly expand your smoke circle. Smoke circle acquaintances, and even stoner strangers will be mesmerized by the powerful positivity emanating from your being.

Don’t let all this glowing positivity go to your head stoner Capricorn.  Wise decision making still applies, especially in matters of money. However, fellow canna-buddies may be working through issues with empty pockets and empty pipes.  You must maintain your frugal nature to protect yourself, but sharing a bowl or a meal with a friend in need has no limit to karmatic rewards.

Use this cosmic blessing to your advantage stoner Capricorn.  Keep your portable puffin package at the ready for cannabis communions.  Through kindness, connected experiences, and positivity, you will convert this focused planetary alignment into long lasting friendships and progressive emotional momentum.

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