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Virgo February 2017

Stoner Virgo the February time period should be a successful time for you.  Everything you are built for will benefit you during this cosmic stage.  However, Venus and the moon will collaborate to create a potentially explosive situation for stoner Virgos in the sphere of personal relationships.  With a cool head and planning, the February time period can be a great success for stoner Virgos.

The first third of the month will be crucial for the stoner Virgo.  Breathe deep and inhale the magical wonders of the sacred herb.  The first third will be a time period of personal reflection and planning.  All Virgos, whether you are stuck in the grind of the corporate machine or manage your own business, will have a great opportunity in February.  This opportunity is creation, advancement, and impact.  The first three weeks of this month should be spent meditating on how this cosmic gift will manifest itself.  In terms of love and friendship, be prepared.  Planning is important in a personal life as well.  Explosive circumstances with cannabis companions and lovers will have more negative impacts when they come unprepared.

The second third of the month will be time for action!  All of this meditative time spent on planning your next move should be unfurled and put into action.  That promotion, that next product line, that new startup adventure all are ready to be pushed forward.  February 10th is the time of the full moon.  Use this significant event to remind yourself the dangerous explosive cosmic bomb that lurks in the waiting for you personally.  Breathe deeply … soothe your nerves and calm your heart.
The final third of February will not be exciting for stoner Virgos.  There will be no cosmic unveiling of success from the planning and action you created in the first two-thirds of the month.  Instead, you must continue building, for the fruits of your action will be revealed in a future time period.  This is also the time to repair and or reward yourself for your actions in matters of love and friendship.  How will you perform with Venus and the moon acting against you in an explosive collaboration?  Your action will be the difference between repairing or rewarding yourself in the final stage of February.

Virgo January 2017

Stoner Virgo the January time period may be hot for you despite the winter chill.  However, the universe will not influence the outcome of your endeavors as much as other time periods.  To successfully navigate through the January time period, you must know yourself; you must know your limitations as much as your capabilities.  The sacred herb will show you yourself without mirrors or disguises.  Meditative smoke sessions should be focussed on internal realities more so than ideas in the clouds.

Knowing yourself will be of great importance in the sphere of work.  You cannot reach great heights without building the ladder one rung at a time.  January will be a time period of foundation building instead of reaching for the stars and the moon.  It’s not glamorous, but your goals and creative ideas cannot be achieved unless you build them with measured steps.  January will be a time period for action, even if it is a more mundane kind of foundation building.

It doesn’t take a great philosopher or ancient mystic to tell you that communication is the key to human commiseration.  You should have no trouble communicating stoner Virgo, and this will be vital in January.  However, the words you speak must be well thought out and measured.  January will not be a time to run your cannabis companions over with your energy.  Communicate with your friends and loved one’s stoner Virgo, but think about your words before you speak them.  With this effort, your January time period can be magical and intense in ways you have not imagined.

Virgo December 2016

Stoner Virgo the universe has opened a window of learning for the period of December.  Cosmic winds will be swirling in December making it hard to get a sense of direction.  Hard work and acute task management will not be your savior.  December brings you an opportunity to take a step back and contemplate what brought you to this life position and what will lead you forward.

The sacred herb can be healing and insightful in so many ways that go beyond human measurement.  You must tap into the metaphysical and philosophical aspects and benefits of the sacred herb in December to look within.  If you don’t look within, you will never understand what motivates you.  Often our motivation goes beyond an obvious physical or monetary goal.  Understanding why you work so hard or make the decisions you do; will help you focus on finding the healthy motivations that will include happiness and contentment as an end goal.  This analysis and understanding will help you figure out why you are where you are, and how to pave the path to where you are going.

Stoner Virgo, you have created a situation where you aren’t just manipulating chess pieces, you are playing multiple games of chess at once.  This type of multi-tasking excites and drives you, but it creates more pressure that continues to build.  The December time period will create a moment when the pressure must release.  Understanding the base logic behind the motivation that entered you into 5 games of chess at once will be key to surviving the release of pressure and understanding the capacity of your pressure cooker in the future.  You can’t do it all, all the time.

During this time of deep philosophical introspection stoner Virgo, you must allow your loved ones and cannabis companions to lead you in your personal life.  Allowing others to make decisions and following their lead will allow for growth for you and them.

Virgo November 2016

Stoner Virgo the time period of November presents some unique challenges.  Navigating life when you must keep your feet on the ground while your energy is in the clouds can be a difficult proposition; especially when you are used to getting your way and following your emotional instincts.  Fear, not stoner Virgo, you have one important quality that will help you through this dynamic time period.  Your ability to take responsibility for your actions will keep your head on the terrestrial plane where your body will be firmly planted.  

There are so many aspects and dimensions to the sacred herb.  Stoner Virgo, this month it would be best to meditate and enjoy the sacred herb with a CBD balance.  Health and progress should be your mantra for November.  Lofty goals and ambitious efforts will keep your head in the clouds separated from your body.

Responsibility means more than the just acknowledgment of past actions and current situations.  It means also responsibility for future outcomes from current actions.  Only once you acknowledge the obstacle can you work on proactive solutions to enjoy positive results.

Stoner Virgo, it is the sphere of love and relationships where you will find the largest challenge to keep your head and body connected in November.  All emotions will be heightened in this time period, constantly trying to send your head and spirit into the clouds.  Love, anger, joy, rage, and disappointment are all types of emotions that the stoner Virgo will feel more intensely during this time period.  The intensity of these emotions can be dangerous if your loved ones are stuck on Earth while you are soaring through the clouds.  Rash decisions and actions will be your enemy in November stoner, Virgo.  

Virgo October 2016

Stoner Virgo, the October time period will bring something unique and unusual for you.  Do not fret, this new situation will be a welcome gift from the cosmos.  Universal influences will be at bay leaving you to your devices and ambitions.  A quiet period where caretaking and fire fighting will be at a minimum, and creativity and freedom will abound.

For many other signs, a quiet period would be welcome and appreciated; but not you stoner Virgo.  This vision of calm may strike the fear of complacency and stagnation.  The universe has granted the stoner Virgo a wonderful opportunity.  Look at it this way my energetic stoner Virgo friend:  The cosmos is not forcing a calm period on you, there will simply be an absence of influence.  Ah yes, you see stoner Virgo, you will be free to create your own environment.  Freedom is the keyword to the month of October.

You can not take this gift from the universe lightly stoner Virgo.  Now is the time to start that creative adventure you have been thinking about.  Whether you own your own business or work for ‘the man,’ October will be the time to start your very own nano business or start that new creative project on the side.

This is also the time to recharge your batteries!  Stoner Virgo, you go and go chasing the cosmic wind throughout the year.  This is the time to focus on you, and what you need to savor life.  Start out the time period with a deep meditative session with the sacred herb.  Consult with your cannabis companions, they may have wonderful adventures you now have the time to join them on.

Stoner Virgo, with no cosmic influences, you will be more open to the love in your heart.  You can be a guarded soul with your love stoner Virgo.  October will be a wonderful time of freedom to express yourself and enjoy the love of others.

Virgo September 2016

Stoner Virgo, the period of September is a confusing time.  Your energy and cosmic influences usually create a dynamic period of action, but September will be different.  There is a calmness to the wind that you are not used to.  Stoner Virgos like the action of the fire and the heat of the boiling pot.  Quite often you stir the pot and like the fire.  The September period will lack dynamics for the stoner Virgo, and this may seem disconcerting.

In the absence of action and cosmic dynamics in the workplace, the stoner Virgo will replace this space with stress.  Stoner Virgo, you usually like the creativity and energy from the sacred herb.  September will be a time to try that scary deep Indica strain.  Coping and deep meditative personal work will have to replace the usual hustle and buzz from your workspace.  Willie Nelson said, “The Biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”

The action in the September time period for the stoner Virgo will come in the sphere of the personal life.  Previous events and unspoken resolutions will come to a tipping point with loved ones and cannabis companions in September.  Don’t be scared stoner Virgo, you are a powerful being, and the outcome of this tipping point doesn’t have to be spilled blood.  The period of calm in the workplace is a blessing because your love life will require your utmost attention.  If you don’t water the plant, it will die.  If you water the plant and even sing to it, it will flourish.

Virgo August 2016

Stoner Virgo, the period of August will be perfect!  Just like you, right?  Ok, just like you in the fact that two dueling influences will be competing to dominate your mood and position in the universe.  Managing these dueling influences will be the key to success and happiness in August.

The sun will shine down on you with a white hot energy in August in the work space.  Do you own your own business, or have you thought about starting your own business?  August will be a period of fortune and success, as long as you put in the hard work and planning.  Be mindful, however, that managing people could be the part in this positive tale that gets sideways.  If you work as a cog in the corporate machine or manage people, you must rely on trust and training.  We all have our place and position, do not try to do other’s work or diminish their responsibility.

It wouldn’t be a duel without an opposing force.  Dark clouds have gathered over your personal relationships in August.  Communication and understanding will be your jacket protecting from the rain.  Don’t shut yourself away.  If it’s possible, meditate with the sacred herb and your life partner.  Cannabis can have a healing impact beyond the body.  Without the proper nurturing your relationship could end in August.  If you are causal in your relationship then the clouds of August could force a breaking point.  Meditation and communication.  Care and understanding.  These tools will help you get through the rainy whether for the period of time when the sun is shining on your personal life instead of just your work life.

Virgo July 2016

Set out this month, stoner Virgo, with the end goal in mind.  July holds no secrets for you amidst any of your colleagues or cannabis companions.  Although you may find a few bumps in the road, it will be up to you on how you handle each situation.  You will indubitably need to make time to meditate with the sacred herb this month.  Finding that time will be the tricky part.

July is a time to relish in the fact that you’ve found a new strategy for your working world.  It may simply be a small tweak to the old version or a whole new ball game; regardless, stick to your plan.  You may feel the need to upheave all who do not seem to go with your flow as communications will be sorted, to say the least.  Take some time to meditate with a nice indica hybrid before you make any harsh movements.  You want to be steadfast in your decisions yet not rueful later on.  Each action you take this month is setting a new platform for your work relationships.  Be sure it is not one of fear and anxiety.

Even with your personal life, it seems that communications in the beginning of July will feel alien to you in every aspect.  Do not forget the famous saying about karma: How people treat you is their karma, how you react to them is yours.  Just because those closest to you are having a hard time explaining what is going on, does not mean they are wrong.  Breathe and let them try to work out their explanations.  Find resolution through patience and care.  Ultimately, if you can find simple and loving solutions with your loved ones this month; the end of the month holds things sweeter than medicated feast of scrumptious munchies.   Be bold stoner Virgo, but be KIND in all ways and July will fly by in a beautiful array of happiness.

Virgo June 2016

Stoner Virgo, I am afraid to say the roller coaster ride of May will continue into June.  Last month my words were all about self-confidence and rationalisation.  The period of June will be a little different even if it seems you are riding the same never-ending roller coaster.  The sacred herb will be your ally in June.  One of the many powers of cannabis is the ability to provide perspective and understanding.  Seeing yourself in the world around you will be important to get you through this carnival ride.

With respect to your work life, you will be just fine stoner, Virgo.  The cosmos may be swirling all around you in June, but your confidence and knowledge of your job will leave you unharmed in the workplace.

The cosmic tempest that you must brace for comes full force in matters of love.  The roller coaster of May keeps on trucking into June with a loud “clack-clack” ratcheting you higher and higher into peril.  Whoa stoner Virgo, that is pretty heavy.  Do not fret or puke, this ride will come to an end eventually.  With the power of the sacred herb, you must see yourself in your situation from an outside perspective.  This exercise in meditation will give you the confidence to trust yourself because even in emotional moments you are capable of making the right decision.  In the end, you are capable of living and thriving with whatever decision you make.

Virgo May 2016

Stoner Virgo, you cannot get off this ride.  You paid for the ticket, the belts are locked, and the cars are in motion.  The beginning of the month will be like the ascent of the ride.  During this early stage of the month take the time to meditate with the sacred herb and focus on self-confidence.  If you know there is a giant drop or twists and turns coming, you should be able to rationalize that you will be just fine.  You have the proper tools to make it through the ride unscathed.

In regards to your workplace, you are the master of your realm.  You need to write down your measurable, attainable, and acceptable goals.  You can accomplish your goals with thoughtful, organized, and concerted effort.  You know all this, work is easy, right?

Is it a twist, a turn, or a drop that is in front of you stoner Virgo?  The cosmos is swirling and the clouds are dark near the end of May.  In the last 10 days of the period, your loving emotions can run wild.  Self-confidence and self-belief will get you through any scary dip or drop that you may not be expecting.  The meditative session with the sacred herb in the beginning of the month can save your nerves at the end of the month.  Just like the redundant safety mechanisms on the carnival ride, you have built wonderful stabilizing features to your life.  Breathe deep, the answers and solutions are inside.