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Cancer July 2017

Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary experiments in the kitchen. And, even better, you could combine the two and try your hand at cooking with cannabis. Whatever your interests are, this July is the time for new undertakings. If you find yourself encountering obstacles that seem too much to handle, remember that you are surrounded by loved ones that will be more than glad to help in whatever way they can. If you are able to use the buddy system, you and your friends will prove to be an unstoppable team.

Your ability to see the bigger picture, Stoner Cancer, will prove to be your greatest asset in the workplace. The fact that you are able to look at what will come next will only inspire you to give your all to the tasks immediately in front of you. As long as you are able to leave the pipe at home and maintain a clear head when at work, you are likely to advance to a higher position and to be entrusted with more responsibilities. You may even discover that you are accomplishing your to-dos with a noticeable ease. If you find that work is not proving to be enough of a mental challenge, use your energies to channel change.

This July, Stoner Cancer, will present you with ample opportunity to extend your inner smoking circle, if you wish. Whether you are single or already have a certain cannabis companion, you will encounter new faces and potential friends. Just like at work, these longer days will be best suited for big thinking. While flying solo may not satisfy this need for accomplishing great things, if you those that are down to ride (or roll) with you, the level of accomplishment will only be magnified. So, as a group, figure out what wants to be done. Together, you are guaranteed to make it to your final destination.

Taurus July 2017

Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment will broaden expectations and horizons for the stoner Taurian. Early in the month take time to meditate with the sacred herb. The species and strain is of no consequence, but it will be imperative to balance your emotional subconscious. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should provide a calm understanding to the electric nature of forces around you. As long as you are truthful and empathetic to your fellow cosmic travelers, the second summer month should provide many blessings.

Achievements are close at hand in July stoner Taurus. Whether you seek monetary gain or project completion, it is all possible in the second summer month. This success will not be easily garnered from selfish or lone efforts. Seeking the advice, help, and work from others will greatly improve the likelihood of success. Clear communication isn’t just speaking your perspective, it is also understanding the perspective of others. With solid communication and team building, you will become a work dynamo in July stoner Taurus.

Romance and companionship will be under the complete control of the stoner Taurus in July. That’s not to say you will be in complete control, but you will be the master of your own reward … or demise. Understanding your desires will be the lock. Emotional balance will be the key. Look deep within yourself stoner Taurus. What do you want from your cannabis companions and loved ones? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek understanding deep within yourself, the information is there. Once you truly understand your internal desires, it will be key to maintain an emotional balance to achieve those desires. Don’t rush to judgement, and certainly do not jump without looking stoner Taurus.

Aquarius July 2017

Stoner Aquarius, you may find yourself this month with an unexpected feeling of disbelief. But, don’t worry, what you are actually experiencing is amazement at a new found peace you will discover. While at first you may not know exactly how to handle this blessing, the best advice will be to embrace it. Although it will be important to take advantage of this stage in life, it will be equally necessary to stay grounded. While others might pack a bowl or roll one up to escape for a while, you will find that the sacred herb will help remind you of your immediate surroundings. If you are able to find a balance between this time of bliss, and handling business, you can expect to experience success in all of your undertakings.

Whether you have recently started a new job, or you have been in your current career for some time, you should expect an increased confidence in your abilities to accomplish tasks before you. As you become more and more familiar with what is expected from you at work, you will show the higher-ups that your competence should not be question. Seek out and find that sweet smoking sativa, Stoner Aquarius. This will be precisely the lift you will need to keep you in the zone and clearly focused on your goals.

Towards the end of the month, Stoner Aquarius, you might feel yourself slowing down or running out of energy. You do not have to worry about this because your accomplishments will be many and noticeable. And, the good news is that you will have the support of your closest buds. If you find that your mood is lower than you want, know that you can make it higher with a little help from your friends. Whether it’s help finishing a do-it-yourself project, or help finishing a freshly packed bowl, be confident that your loved ones will have your back. Collectively, you and yours will be more than able to conquer all the wonderful surprises summer has in store.

Scorpio July 2017

Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking the easy route, but rather being selected in how we invest our valuable resources. It will be important to use the sacred herb as a catalyst, not a crutch. Our favorite plant should not be used as an escape this month, otherwise summer will pass in a blur. Rather, use it during strategic moments when we know that we experience the most relaxing and rejuvenating results.

What will be most important this July, Stoner Scorpio, is that you do what you can to stick to the plan. It would be of little help to decide how best to invest your time, then allow yourself to become distracted by frivolous tasks. But, with your strong-willed nature, this should not be the likely case. While conflicts or obstacles may occur, remember that you have your peace pipe to help you to stay grounded. This shouldn’t be translated to “smoke ’em if you gott’em,” rather the simple reminder that when it is needed, you can find solace in a refreshing bowl of that comforting cannabis. Otherwise, if you are able to collaborate with your colleagues in the workplace, you should expect to encounter great progress within the company.

The least challenging facet of life this month, Stoner Scorpio, will be on the home front. As long you understand that loved ones and friends like you for you, there will be little need to put on a show. While you may know what is best for the group, remember to listen to those nearest. Although you might have the best idea for how to proceed, you don’t want to miss out on others’ perspective contributions. When it comes to family time, don’t rush. Make time to roll one up and let it slow burn. The days are the longest they will be all year–don’t cut this time short by being in too much of a hurry.

Libra July 2017

Hurray! Celestial forces have gathered to rally on behalf of the stoner Libra in the second summer month. This does not mean that you can sail through July with reckless abandon. Universal forces are on your side, but they will not actively clear a safe path. Meditative smoke sessions for the stoner Libra should focus on positivity and responsibility. Belief in yourself and accepting the blessings of the universe may seem like a simple concept, but it is something we all struggle with. Often our success comes from the situations we place ourselves in, not from fortune from the gods. Thus, positive mantras outward and self belief inward is where the magic of success manifests itself.

Responsibility in action will set up all of the success for the stoner Libra in July. Now is not the time to push the laws of physics or the laws of the land. It would be wise to measure your exuberance of the moment so as to make it to the next moment safely and without harm. Each stoner Libra is unique, and must take this message into account for their own situation.

Think and act with positivity stoner Libra. The second summer month will be a busy time. With a positive mood and spirit, fun can be found in any activity or place. When negativity creeps into your sphere, smoke about it and forget about it. Deflecting negativity, whether internal or external, is the key to avoiding drama and enjoying the outdoor activities of the summer months. New cannabis companions await out in the summer sun. There will be endless opportunities and options to enjoy July in the way you want.

Sagittarius July 2017

Stoner Sagittarius, in order for you to most enjoy the times of peace during the month of July, to truly soak up that freshly ground green goodness, it will be important that you keep up your metaphorical grind. By working hard, even when you think the problem is small or insignificant, you will be able to accomplish any task that comes your way. And when all the work is done, you will find yourself completely open to bask in all the magic that summer brings your way. Just be cautious to not spend too much time obsessing over the job at hand. Remember that the more energy spent on thinking about the problem, is less time invested actually working towards the solution.

You will build upon a substantial momentum, Stoner Sagittarius, the secret to success at work will be to keep this forward motion moving and to not slow down. Your peers will likely seek your advice or assistance on projects that may be stalled. Be confident in your abilities and let your efforts speak for themselves. If you are able to keep up the pace through the first half of the month, you will be able to plant the seeds that will flourish in later weeks. Just try to avoid spending too much time on any one task. If you are not immediately able to solve the puzzle, direct your efforts elsewhere until you can see how the pieces go together.

Because of all the movements you will make in the workplace, remember to use your personal time at home, to relax and recharge your batteries. Your closest cannabis companions will be there to remind you to slow it down, when time permits. And, those near to your heart will only help you to pursue your passions and keep you focused on getting the most out of your time together. Seize the summer, Stoner Sagittarius, and you will ensure that you will not be disappointed with adventures you encounter.

Gemini July 2017

Stoner Gemini the month of July offers a soothing break from the intense rapid fire nature of life. But can you guide a ship with no wind? As nature and senses come to a calm equilibrium, are you ready to curate your own kinetic energy? The Indica Species of the sacred herb should be avoided in July. Sinking into the place down below during a calm in the storm will be sure to drown you stoner Gemini. The Sativa species will add a spark of inspiration and energy that will enhance meditative smoke sessions.

Take advantage of calm and cool waters in July stoner Gemini. A beautiful mosaic can be found often when nature is very still. Your life can be thought of in the same regard. Moments of calm can provide moments of clarity and definition. These moments can also pass you by stoner Gemini. The still waters hide a dangerous truth. There is no momentum pushing you in any direction. You are on your own stoner Gemini to create and generate the energy necessary to move forward.

Early in the month work might slap you on the face like a cold hand from a true friend. Your reaction and understanding of this unique situation will guide you through July. Breathe and let it be stoner Gemini. You will find your executive self within moments of action, and surely you will find the positive action.

Puff puff pass the conversation to your cannabis companion in the second summer month stoner Gemini. Hiding your heart and honest feelings only speaks to the insecurity behind your curtains. Sometimes we place internal insecurities on those around us. You don’t dislike that trait in them, you dislike it in you. True friendship and companionship has a foundation in honesty and availability.

Leo March 2017

Stoner Leo, the March time period will be like putting a puzzle together on a Sunday afternoon.  You will find yourself in a complex situation, but you will see the pieces and where they fit with clear vision.  For the most part the universe has blessed you once again with positive planetary protectors.  However, these blessings are not gifts.  Action and effort will be required to take advantage of your cosmic position.

Take time for yourself stoner Leo.  Pull away the veil from your third eye.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  See into the future.  As we approach spring, the stoner Leo will expect an advancement in activity after the march time period.  This increase in activity can be overwhelming in the workplace.  Therefore, you must take time in March to plan for the future and lay the organizational groundwork to support your efforts in future time periods.

Multitasking is a requirement for the March time period stoner Leo.  As you plan for future time periods you must also solve the puzzle placed in front of you in March.  Stay calm, and dab on.  With the planetary positions giving you positive sight and clarity, you will be able to solve all the puzzle pieces that come your way.  But in your rush to conquer all in front of you, do not neglect the planning also required in March.

In terms of romance and companionship, the March time period will be equally complex for the stoner Leo.  However, there is a twist in this cosmic wind.  Stoner Leo’s may find themselves in situations where everything seems clear and simple to them, but complex and overwhelming to their cannabis companions.  Puff puff pass the spliff, your empathy and understanding may be the only thing required to help your cannabis companions get through their struggle, and thus alleviating the storm in your life as well.

 

Libra October 2015

Stoner Gemini, like the seasons, your life is in a transition period.  September’s awkwardness will be followed by October’s feelings of instability.  During this time you’ll be feeling a little aloof.  The cosmos will be draining most of your energy, leaving you in mental couch-lock.  Keep fighting the good fight, and you will be rewarded with enough sporadic bursts of energetic life forces to be able to cut through the haze and accomplish what needs to be done.  Now before you start to panic about things that haven’t even happened yet, stop, take a hit and relax.  Remember that life is what you make of it.  A positive outlook and humor will go a long way, so try not to take yourself too seriously.

Take this month to reflect on your current life situation, the things you’re grateful for and the things you wish to change.  Like I said, you are entering a transition period.  Your goals, views, and desires will begin to shift as well, and you might start feeling complacency towards your life’s current status.  Try not to get too hung up on any one thought; just explore them.  As the month progresses, everything will become clearer.

For your own sake, I would highly recommend that you steer clear of any and all medibles, and toke lightly during the “work” day.  You don’t need any added brain fog.  However, feel free to let loose in your personal time.  Not only will it help relieve any stress you might be feeling, but with all that extra mind wandering you’ll be doing this month, I can’t think of any better way to help expand the conscious mind.

Leo October 2015

Stoner Leo October brings a unique opportunity. There is a cosmic wind that rarely flows through your spiritual dimension. This new wind brings an expansive period of time that will raise the ceiling of possibilities and opportunities for you. These opportunities and possibilities will not smack you in the face or come by luck. You must get your creative juices flowing early in October. Meditation sessions with the sacred herb should help expand your consciousness to match the expanded life platform you will find yourself in. This would be a great month to make mushrooms a part of your diet.

Opportunity is different than luck stoner Leo. You are used to normal patterns of living with normal outcomes and expectations. The universe has expanded what be considered normal for you in October. It will be up to you to take advantage of this opportunity. You must live life with a keen eye for an opportunity outside of your normal sphere of thinking. It will be as if a new wavelength of thinking will be available to you. Fear not stoner Leo, October will not require magic or a new religion. Two important character traits will be the only requirement, self confidence and self belief.

Stoner Leo, you must be proactive and attentive with your loved ones in October. Do not shy away from controversy or drama. Thoughtfulness and your bright personality will get you through any difficult situations with your loved ones. It probably wouldn’t hurt to share some herb with them too!