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Taurus March 2017

Stoner Taurus, the month of March will be a lively one indeed!  You can expect new achievements this month as well as some surprising situations.  It is important to trust your instincts when in doubt.  Aim for personal independence during this time period.  Rely less on your cannabis companions for help.  Focus on finding your own solutions as problems arise.  This will be a large and important step in expanding your character and ability to navigate through the cosmos.  There is a potential for conflict with coworkers or family, so be sure to address and resolve problems quickly before things have time to fester.  However, prevention is the best way to negate any issue, so take care to stay forward-minded and plan ahead.  Allow meditative healing time for yourself Stoner Taurus, as a positive mindset is paramount to your success this month.  Meditation, combined with the sacred herb, is one of the best ways to unwind and refocus your sights and align your interests with the universe.

In the work sphere you will face potential conflict.  Acting with clarity and motive will serve you well.  Adapt gracefully to change, but maintain adherence to your principles and resolutions.  This month holds promise for new beginnings, so seize this opportunity to take action on things you’ve been procrastinating.  It is essential that you stay positive in the face of stress, Stoner Taurus.  Your motivation level is directly tied to your emotional well-being; if you lose your temper, you may also lose your initiative.  Allow the sacred herb to guide and sooth you in tough times.  An indica dominant hybrid strain works wonderfully!

Stoner Taurus, your personal life this month is ultimately positive, as long as you handle the potential conflict properly.  Again, trust your instincts and intuition to guide you through troubled waters, and you will come out just fine.  You may see challenges with determining the correct course of action, but listen to your executive self and you will not be led astray.   To nourish relationships with cannabis companions, arrange an old-fashioned smoke circle complete with a zesty sativa strain.  Munchies, board games, and incense will enhance an enjoyable time as well.  Stay positive, Stoner Taurus, and know that this month will be whatever you make of it.

 

Sagittarius June 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you’ve been going nowhere fast.  With the days growing longer, you will find that you have more time to tackle issues that you may have been sitting on for a while.  Get off the couch because the universe is pulling out all the stops and it’s finally time to get going.  All the seeds you’ve planted this year that have been in a vegetative state will be in full bloom this summer.  Your plans will not be auto flowering, however.  This simply means that you will have to invest care and energies in order to achieve the results you desire.  If your green thumb is not producing the outcomes you are looking for, don’t be afraid to ask for help from others who you know have encountered similar obstacles.

Just because events are working out the way that you want them to doesn’t mean you can relax totally.  Avoid becoming complacent.  Keep the cannabis at home and you’ll be able to keep your focus at the workplace.  By separating the two you’ll be able to handle any unexpected problems that come your way.  Just like your home life, work will be what you make of it.  Stay focused on the end results and you will only contribute positivity to yourself and your coworkers.

Sagittarius, if your special someone is seeming especially difficult to read this month, the best way to respond will be with patience and a smile.  A smoke break may be a great idea, but it may be an even better plan if you smoke that bowl separately.  A little space can go a long way so don’t worry if the two of you spend a little time apart.  Once the smoke clears you will realize that you were not necessarily the cause of the chaos.  It will make the time spent together all the more enjoyable. The best advice is to be patient–then you will be able to come together and enjoy a bowl.   

Sagittarius February 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, for those of you who like to roll-their-own at home, you’ll appreciate that during this February it will be very important to “find your roach clip.”  That is to say, it will be beneficial to find all the help that you need to finish any tasks at hand.  This will help you to avoid sabotaging projects near completion.

If you have been waiting for a response to an issue you have raised in the workplace, the solution may not have been reached yet, although, all parties are still working on it.  While you may be awaiting significant changes, now may be a good time to learn more about those you work with, off the clock.  (Especially, if everyone is 420 friendly.)  This may be the perfect time to discover each of the other’s passions and realize each person’s potential in a non-workplace setting.  This pow-wow around a hookah could help everyone realize what their biggest strengths are.  By best utilizing everyone’s individual capabilities the team as a whole will meet greater success, and might even have more time for friendly smoke sessions!  

If it comes down to it, Sagittarius, and you are faced with starting a task on schedule, or completing it fully, choose the schedule.  This would normally make no sense, but you may have a better grasp on the situation than those around you.  It will be safer to wait and get everyone involved on the same page.  Otherwise, you may be rushing ahead just to hurry up and wait.  If the plan was to get to the top of the mountain and set a fire to your celebratory blunt, be sure to wait until everyone has reached the finish line.  The view will be much nicer with good company.

Sagittarius December 2015

Stoner Sagittarius, although the colder winter weather is settling in around us, yours is a time for blossoming.  Take this time to foster or finish up old to-dos.  Or maybe you want to begin a brand new list of tasks that you have been contemplating, but  just haven’t committed to quite yet.  While this December will be a time of prosperity and accomplishment, you will still have to organize your own efforts.  A lot can be accomplished, but the universe will not prioritize itself for you.

If it’s sticky and icky, try to make sure it’s a sativa.  The best thing you can do is to avoid the couch.  A nice sativa dominant strain will give you that little boost needed or the second wind at the end of the work day.  Please note; over utilizing the sacred herb could be a waste of your forward moving potential.  In short, just do your best to write it down before you roll one up–this will allow you to best optimize your extra energies.

Allow yourself to be surprised Sagittarius.  The stars conspire in your favor.  So spark up and embrace the mysteries ahead, it’s likely you will enjoy the novelty of what’s to come.  If you are tokin’ solo at the moment, maybe you will soon meet your ‘new bestest bud.’  If this is not the case for you or if you already have a special someone, remember that new discoveries are not made by sitting at home.  The weather is chilly, but grab a coat (and maybe your sneak-a-toke) and have a nice adventure.  It may be as simple as trying that new food joint you’ve been eyeing, or a winter hike through the woods, but there are new faces and places to see–get out there and discover something new.