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AQUARIUS MAY 2017

Stoner Aquarius, perhaps for the month of May, it is best recommended that you seek out some of those stickiest of Sativas. While the universe will not necessarily be an adversary, you will definitely find yourself tested on your problem solving skills. That sacred sativa will provide that extra boost needed and help you to tap into your more creative side. Remember Aquarius, if there is a solution to the problem that you are facing, then there is nothing to worry about. And, equally, if there is no solution, then there is nothing to worry about. So, do not waste energies on unsolvable issues. Instead, invest your talents and focus on tackling the problems that come your way one at a time. As long as you do not spread your efforts too thin, there will be no obstacle too great to overcome.

If you are feeling like the odds are stacked against you with regards to aspects in the workplace, proceed with the confidence that there will be no puzzle that you will not be able to solve. The best advice will be to keep your nose to the grind and have that freshly ground herb at the ready. Be careful to ensure that these areas are kept separate. The only foreseeable problems will arise if you are unable to keep your work and play times distinct from one another. Use your smoke sessions to reflect on and establish the goals that will lead to success in the workplace. As long as you have invested the time necessary to come to solid conclusions, you will be able to work towards and accomplish all your aspirations.

Whether you will decide to cement your current relationship, or break apart and pursue new personal prospects, the spring season will bring about new approaches to old connections. You may find that you and your closest smoking partner are ready to take it to a new level. Equally possible, you may realize that the grass really is greener on the other side and set your sight on new pastures. Regardless of the path that you choose, know that this decision will be for the better.

Aquarius March 2017

Stoner Aquarius, this March, even if things do not go to plan, remember to keep calm and smoke on.  While there will likely be a few bumps along your travels, find confidence in the fact that ultimately you will reach your final destination.  Any missteps can be easily corrected, and you will lose no time in accomplishing the tasks that you set out to achieve.  While some of your goals may be lofty, remember that it is okay to have ‘high’ aspirations.  As long as you are able to keep to a slow burn, you will be sure to have the time to keep up your grind.

Not much will slip past your senses, Aquarius.  Your keen observing nature will be your best asset this March.  While others might be easily distracted, you will be able to keep your work and play separated.  Smoke only during the slow times, when you need to relax and recoup.  Otherwise, it will be best to put down the pipe when work needs to be done.  Your goals are more than accomplishable as long as you are able to keep a clear head when working towards them.  It will be a good idea to share your ideas with those you trust most.  But, don’t share your secrets.  This month it will be important to get feedback to help in the pursuit of your goals.  However, you know better than anyone how to achieve your goals so keeping criticism to a minimum will be your best bet.

This month, it is recommended that you keep an open and honest mind.  Those around you appreciate hearing your thoughts, so there will be no need to fib or fabricate what exactly your ideas are.  Keep the peace pipe handy and be ready to share when you notice someone close who may need the extra pick-me-up.  However, when it comes to receiving news, especially if it’s not such great news, try to keep a clear mind.  Handle your business first and you will have plenty of time to unwind with some good friends and great bud.

 

Leo December 2016

Stoner Leo the December time period will lack a strong cosmic influence.  The absence of an influence can be an influence in itself as this can lead to complacency.  Picture yourself on open water in a sailboat.  The seas are calm, currents are minimal, and there is no wind.  You can see your destination off in the distance.  If you relax and float, you will get nowhere.  This is the time in life where you must grab an oar and row to your destination.

Keep the Indica in the bag stoner Leo.  You must find strains of the sacred herb that keep you on that grind rowing towards your destination.  Falling into couch lock is a deadly trap in December.

Regarding business and work for the December time period stoner Leo, I have these words:  Discipline finds its benefit when a measurement is absent.  You are entering a time period where normal universal influences have left your blessed life.  You are alone in your sailboat, and only your internal drive will row you to your destination.  Stay focused, be disciplined, and keep rowing.

Stoner Leo, I have some great news from the universe.  As ominous as it is to be alone in a sailboat with no wind and no current, you have a mighty ship in your personal life that will take you where you need to go.  Relax and release stoner Leo.  Follow instructions and directions from your cosmic cannabis companions.  You must be direct with your action in work, and you must be passive & intuitive with loved ones.  This balance will lead to a successful December time period.

Virgo November 2016

Stoner Virgo the time period of November presents some unique challenges.  Navigating life when you must keep your feet on the ground while your energy is in the clouds can be a difficult proposition; especially when you are used to getting your way and following your emotional instincts.  Fear, not stoner Virgo, you have one important quality that will help you through this dynamic time period.  Your ability to take responsibility for your actions will keep your head on the terrestrial plane where your body will be firmly planted.  

There are so many aspects and dimensions to the sacred herb.  Stoner Virgo, this month it would be best to meditate and enjoy the sacred herb with a CBD balance.  Health and progress should be your mantra for November.  Lofty goals and ambitious efforts will keep your head in the clouds separated from your body.

Responsibility means more than the just acknowledgment of past actions and current situations.  It means also responsibility for future outcomes from current actions.  Only once you acknowledge the obstacle can you work on proactive solutions to enjoy positive results.

Stoner Virgo, it is the sphere of love and relationships where you will find the largest challenge to keep your head and body connected in November.  All emotions will be heightened in this time period, constantly trying to send your head and spirit into the clouds.  Love, anger, joy, rage, and disappointment are all types of emotions that the stoner Virgo will feel more intensely during this time period.  The intensity of these emotions can be dangerous if your loved ones are stuck on Earth while you are soaring through the clouds.  Rash decisions and actions will be your enemy in November stoner, Virgo.  

Leo November 2016

Stoner Leo, be forewarned there are obstacles in November you must overcome.  You should consider the month of November as a month of life training.  The lessons you learn from overcoming the obstacles will aid your future cosmic development.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should have a mantra for the month of November:  Breathe and let it be.

The obstacles in November that present the most challenge will be of a human nature.  In the sphere of work and business; humans will present roadblocks to your progress, Leo.  You must navigate these human roadblocks with creative detours.  This is where the meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can be of the most benefit.  Creativity will be the key to your success in November.  Accomplishment is still achievable despite the human roadblocks.  Be mindful during these difficult situations because the lessons from these experiences will give you new tools in your arsenal for future obstacles.

Stoner Leo the time period of November will bring personal challenges for you in the sphere or love and happiness.  Remember your meditative mantra:  Breathe and let it be.  You cannot force yourself and your will on your loved ones in November.  We are all flying through space on Earth together.  Try to understand that your loved ones and cannabis companions have cosmic influences just like you.  Your compassion and patience will pay dividends in your relationships in the short and long term.

Gemini September 2016

The month of September 2016 can be a relatively calm month for the stoner Gemini.  There are no ominous warnings to report.  This does not mean that you will be off the hook completely.  It is a month where you will be tested.  Find your breath and allow the sacred herb to enlighten you on positivity to carry you through until October.

With all your personal relationships you need to apply an analytical approach.  Look at these relationships with no emotion and take stock of what they truly consist of.  Once you’ve made your evaluations choose the one friendship that is always there for you and helps enlighten your path.  Take some time to share a bowl with them.  It is time to divulge some of your burdens with someone who will  help you get to the bottom of the situations.   These issues may be matters of the heart.  Do your best to try new communication strategies with when it comes to your lover.  Do not be afraid to let them in.  It may seem difficult but, once you start talking you will find sharing is much more comfortable than you thought.

Being a strong and self-reliant sign of the zodiac you will want something that keeps you motivated.  A high sativa strain will be perfect for you during your work days.  Business will be very successful for you during September of 2016, but not without a few challenges.  I strongly suggest to do all your own bidding at this time.  Your co-workers may have a wonderful strategy in theory, but will fizzle like the last ember of your pipe.  Keep your eye on the prize and be relentless.  I have no doubt that you will overcome all obstacles this month stoner Gemini.

Pisces August 2016

Stoner Pisces, you’ve encountered great successes and accomplishments during the first half of 2016.  Your energies reached new heights as spring warmed to summer.  Now that the sun is here to stay, at least for a while, it will be crucial that you keep focused on your past achievements and future goals.  Although the weather is good you can expect the universe to challenge you to keep your cool.  But, don’t trip…take a rip.  That sweet smell of our sacred herb will help to remind you of what is most important.  At times a smoky brain can cause us to be sluggish or to become distracted.  In your case the pipe can help to tip your perspective into the side of positivity.

In the workplace you will need to take care of your business before offering a helping hand to coworkers.  While some do best with group projects, tackling tasks solo is your strong suit Pisces.  Jot down your to-dos and cross them off your list one at a time.  It may be best to keep the cannabis at home, however.  Separating work and relaxation time will allow you to decipher what troubles are external or which are self-inflicted.  You can expect work will not come easy, but you will get done everything you wish as long as you keep moving forward.  Only after you have burned through all that you need to get done should you offer help to your peers.

Simply because someone understands your way of thinking does not mean that the person agrees with you.  So, share the cannabis not the confrontation especially if you and your partner may are the best of buds.  Taking a hike will only make it more enjoyable when you decide to take a hit.  But, remember stoner fish, you don’t have to share everything with your lover or family members.  It is okay to take a toke when you are by yourself.  And if you are honest about it Pisces, you may even prefer soaking up some sunny rays with no one around for miles.

Libra August 2016

Stoner Libra, you can rest easy knowing that any negative emanations will be balanced out by the good this month, leaving you with an overall calm and harmonious feeling.  August will still bring some difficult situations and experiences that will “go up in flames”, but it is nothing that you can’t handle, which will be the most important part.  Nothing that happens this month is of real importance or significance in the larger picture of life.  The only thing that really matters is how you handle these situations and the lessons that you take with you when they’re over.  The outcome of any event lies in your hands.  You have the power; use it.

You can expect some small changes at work that directly benefit you, like a bonus or a better shift.  Whatever it is, these benefits have already been earned and are coming to you without effort.  There is no need to show off at work to achieve anything.  Simply do your job, and do it well, and everything else will be taken care of.  At the beginning of the month, set forth all of your goals and tasks for the month, and get started on them.  One at a time, complete a task then puff, puff, pass onto the next, and somewhere in the middle of the month, things will just “click”.  You will feel more comfortable at your job than you have for a while.  Hey, who knows, you might even start to enjoy your job a little bit! 😉

Your personal life may cause a couple more hiccups, but again, anything that happens is in your control.  Don’t let your mind get clouded with worry or doubt.  Calmly discuss any questions or concerns that you have.  If there are changes that need to be made, make them for yourself and no one else.  If it’s time to walk away, then that is what you must do.  Don’t fear the unknown.  You have an immense amount of support within your group of friends, and they will prove their loyalty and the true meaning of friendship more than ever this month.  Try to keep your energies running high and your mind clear by smoking a higher-energy Sativa strain.

Taurus June 2016

The upside of this coming month, stoner Taurus, is that you will have control over the great majority of outcomes in all aspects of your life.  The downside…YOU will have control of the outcomes, which means if they do not work out the way you desired, that there will be no one else to blame.  To keep your momentum going, find a nice sativa strain of the sacred herb.  Although the only problems you will encounter are the ones that you create for yourself, it will not hurt to inhale a bit more creativity into your life – and if it’s not used for problem-solving this simply means you can apply it to new adventures and undertakings.

Do not be surprised if those around you attempt to enlist you to be part of their team in the workplace.  Your peers will notice your accomplishments outside of the job and will want to have access to your enthusiasm and energies.  Be aware of burnout–and we’re not talking the results of one too many puffs from the pipe.  Your ability to problem solve will be in ‘high’ demand this month.  But, again, the upside is that you will get to choose the projects that you invest yourself into.  If you are close to your cohorts at work, then you all should be able to grind hard during the nine to five, and grind herb when everyone is off the clock.  So, handle your business at work and all will better enjoy handling the pipe when it’s finally time to unwind.

June can be as dynamic as you want it to be, stoner Taurus.  All the positivity that is apparent in your inner and work life will transfer over to the area of love and loved ones.  By spending more time paying attention to your wants you will be able to better identify your needs and the needs of those closest to you.  If the unlikely situation does occur and you are unsure of how to move forward: slow your roll, roll one up, and burn one down before making any rash decisions.  As long as the problem isn’t between you and your significant other, then you can always rest peacefully knowing that you can spark up some of that calming cannabis and pass it your friend.

Leo May 2016

Stoner Leo, you have been on quite a run of positive blessings from the cosmos! The month of May will not break this trend.  The warm solar wind is at your back, and the waters are calm in front of you.  However, you cannot simply tie off the wheel and check out of your travels.  The journey through the sea of life requires attention even as the universe unfolds such positive pathways for you.

The workplace for the stoner Leo will be fruitful in May.  At the beginning of the month, meditate with a sacred edible.  Visualize your work as a garden.  Spring is planting season.  If you own your business then you must be vigilant to sow your fields with new seeds of energy.  If you are a cog in a corporate machine, you must til your environment and plant positivity throughout the office or workplace.  In both situations, this attention to your garden will bear fruit in the future and show results.

Relationships for the stoner Leo can be more problematic in May if attention is lost.  You may not consider yourself manipulative, but you certainly have skills to arrange and influence the loved ones around you.  You will need all of these skills in May to avoid minor conflicts turning into large problems.  Heed these words, sometimes the best course is to take a break from cannabis companions and let them find their way back to you for advice or problem solving.