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Aquarius February 2017

For the month of February, stoner Aquarius, it will ultimately be your decision whether or not to follow the advice that comes your way.  But, when faced with the choice of following your brain or your heart, go with the latter.  While those around you are invaluable when it comes to wanting to help, only you know the true extent of your goals and the paths that you must follow to achieve them.  With this being said, it is recommended that you stick to the sacred Sativas when you do find yourself sharing and caring a fresh green bowl amongst friends.  The creative energies that are promoted by this particular variety of our favorite plant will give you the focus needed to sift through all the incoming ideas.  Although you might find yourself being given unwarranted recommendations from your inner circle, this will be the best format to help foster and grow your most promising aspirations.  

Aquarius, while you might like to keep your herb loud, do not let the words coming from around you fall on deaf ears.  Sometimes, it is best recommended to stick with what works.  Although it is never a bad idea to implement a new, more efficient approach, sometimes it is better to proceed with methods that are tried and true.  Be careful to not share your stash or your secrets with coworkers that perhaps will not repay the kindness.  Their intentions may be wishing you the best, however, the outcomes of their recommendations may not result in benefiting your best interests.

Stick to the script, Aquarius.  Your home life will experience a time of prosperity as long as you don’t go seeking conflict.  In fact, those of the Aquarius sign that do not yet have a partner should find themselves with a potential new smoking buddy.  Whether your relationship with your best bud is more recent, or second generation, be sure to keep it light.  Don’t rush into revealing too much, too quickly.  Sometimes part of the magic is in the mystery.  

Aquarius January 2017

Stoner Aquarius, the new year brings with it all of the promise and potentials of a fresh start.  Whether your goal is a new job, getting that promotion or even as simple as expanding your glass collection there is nothing that you can’t accomplish.  It will be important, however, that you invest the time figuring out and planning what exactly it is you want to accomplish.  There will be no task too big or small for you as long as you give a good thought on how to approach the matter.  As busy as you will be, it is important you remember to take the time to unwind and recharge the batteries.  So don’t feel guilty when you make the time to enjoy a fresh bowl of that ever-so-sacred herb.  You will only be able to work so hard if you are rested and able to focus on the next goal.

Don’t fret if you aren’t able to get everything done on your to-do list at one time.  What matters most is the quality of your accomplishments, not the quantity of them.  If you don’t give your all to each project then you are wasting your time and that of your coworkers.  And again, if you need to motivate yourself by remembering that kind bud you just got that is home waiting for you after work.  Although it may not always be the easiest do your best to play nice with others.  Whether it’s your peers at work or family members, you will all get more done if you are able to first get along.

We would not expect roses to grow if you plant pumpkin seeds.  Just like it would be difficult to harvest kindness from anger or bad vibes.  Your energies will affect those around you, for better or for worse.  So some simple advice starting the new year; share the kind bud and the kindness, let others have their bad days while you enjoy every moment.

Aquarius December 2016

Stoner Aquarius, you could not ask for a better aura with which to end the 2016 year as you continue to roll into the next.  Even the tough times you are able to look back on with nostalgia–and the good times are remembered even more vividly.  The best course of action will be for you to continue to work hard and smoke tough.  Although the year (especially the second half) has been mostly kind to you, it is important to stay diligent.  You have come to learn a lot about yourself Aquarius:  What strains you like best, whether you prefer a bubbler to a water pipe, joints over blunts.  Use this self-knowledge to keep the energies moving forward and the batteries charged.

There will be no need to rush toward the new year Aquarius.  If needed, be sure to take the time to stop and smoke the flowers.  There are big happenings headed your way.  But it will be good for you to read all of the fine print that comes with these fortunate events.  As much as possible, be certain of your next steps before taking them.  The farther down the path, you are able to see the better you will be equipped to address any obstacles.

Know that whatever journey you may find yourself on is the one that was meant to be.  Perhaps you are lucky enough to have a fellow, special smoker along for the adventure.  Avoid chasing greener pastures, Aquarius.  If life on the home front brings you comfort and confidence, be wary of opportunities that seem too good to be true–they may be there to lead you into the thicket.  Take care of you and yours first, and everything else will fall into line.  

Aquarius November 2016

Super smoker Aquarius, during the November month of 2016, you will have an air about you that people will notice.  And we’re not just talking about the lingering aroma of the herb that you may get to enjoy.  The case may be, however, that you are not seeing yourself in the same positive light that others observe you in.  At times, when end results seem questionable you might want to slow it up a bit and take the easy road.  Don’t do it Aquarius–just keep it calm and grab the bong.  As long as you know in which direction you’re headed you will get to your final destination, regardless of the bumps or roadblocks you encounter.

To use an ultimate cliche, Aquarius, ‘what goes around is sure to come back around’.  We can hope that perhaps what is returned to us is sticky, green, and smokeable.  The best way to increase the odds of an herbal return is to keep your karma as positive as possible.  This may mean that you may have to be the one that has to avoid conflict and confrontations.  You will have the ability to avoid the drama with coworkers or family members.  But, you will have to be the one to make the effort.

If you are unsure of what new goals or conquests you want to pursue, then you may experience a lot of time where you, “hurry up and wait”.  This will be okay as long as you are making some kind of decisions towards what progress you want to accomplish.  Even if this progress is internal.  You always know someone who is closest to you who is willing share a bowl and take a mind-expanding adventure.  

Aquarius October 2016

Aquarius, you must have done well in accumulating some excellent Karma in recent months. This will be especially important heading into the Fall and Winter as there will be less sun on your back to keep energies high.  So, having a little extra reserve to go around will be great indeed.  It will be important to balance the highs with the lows; aka, it will be good if you are able to the keep the herb and the handy work separate.  This will allow you to make the most of your investments.  Whether it be work or play, the goal is to go for it big.  

If all else fails, trust yourself stoner Aquarius.  You know what it is that you wish to accomplish.  When those around you seek to impede your efforts, don’t strain yourself to fight them on it.  Those who wish to pursue negative actions are going to do so, regardless of your actions.  Keep calm, and toke on.  And then get back to handling your own business.  I think it was once said, “haters are going to hate,” so do your best to keep it all love.  Sometimes sharing is caring, but just be careful with what others are trying to share with you.

On the home front, you may have to be a little bit more thoughtful.  Depending on how the sacred herb affects you, may mean smoking more or picking up the pipe a little less.  If things are feeling a little shaky, don’t rush into making hasty decisions.  However, if you are able to meditate on the matters and still come to the same conclusion then proceed with what needs to be done.  Aquarius, you are the grower of your own spiritual garden, just be sure to do your best to flourish.

Aquarius September 2016

During the beginning of the fall season, stoner Aquarius, you will have the potential to lift yourself higher.  You may already know what it is you want to accomplish, but it will be up to you tip the scales.  If a goal is seeming out of reach, you may simply need to reposition the angle of your approach, not your goal.  You know what it is that you wish to achieve, so don’t settle.  When you run into a fork in the road on your journey toward success, this will be the time to settle down and have a bowl and weigh your options.  It is not a matter of choosing the ‘right’ path, you already know what it is you want Aquarius.  This pause will not necessarily help you choose your path, but rather it will give you the time to prepare yourself for what will come next.

In the workplace, trust yourself and your peers.  You are all working towards the same ends and it will be best to maintain your confident attitude.  Not necessarily at work, but if you run into conflicts amongst your coworkers it may be helpful to share some peace and the pipe.  If you are able to meet on common ground, perhaps over a bowl of freshly ground green, everyone involved will be able to find something they have to share.  Keeping the balance will ensure all parties are in sync and flowing in the same direction.

It will be important that you don’t sacrifice your desires in order to maintain the status quo.  Your passions are your own, even if you share this love with a significant other.  If at first, you do not succeed in the sphere of romance, don’t fret.  But, also do not force the issue.  Light one up with your lover and see if there is still a spark.  You will either rediscover the fire you two share or find that it may be time to find a new smoking partner.

Aquarius August 2016

Keep rollin’ Aquarius.  Keep rolling up your down time one joint at a time.  Because you will not encounter any drastic obstacles or setbacks this month, it will be important to give additional attention to the little things–otherwise the small can become big before we know it.  When you are not problem-solving or reaching those goals, don’t forget to relax.  The calming properties of that peace-producing plant can help to keep you fresh and ready for getting work done and ready for what adventures might be calling.

 Sometimes stoner Aquarius, it may take longer to see the growth of the seeds we plant today.  Bout, don’t be discouraged.  Although getting your projects to bloom into completion may not come as soon as you thought, the time for harvest will come.  If you experience delays it only means that you have more time to cultivate and prune your efforts.  You will be able to see when one approach is not working and if needed, be able to figure out how to refocus on the problem from a new angle.

Whatever the zodiac sign of your partner or closest partner in chronic may be, you will both do well by slowing the pace during the final months of the summer sun.  It can be as simple as packing up the pipe, ‘hitting’ the local trails, and enjoying the local greenery around you.  If you both are able to remember to travel light you will be able to make it even further in your travels.  Good cannabis and great conversation–it can be a wonderful recipe for having a smokin’ summer.

Aquarius July 2016

While the month may not unfold in the precise ways you have planned, stoner Aquarius, your days will still be filled with plenty of excitement.  You may feel that you are left to your own devices and that the universe is overlooking you.  But, you will be able to accomplish and overcome any of the problems that pop up.  You may have to reach out to your smoking buddies to get the help you need in order to burn through these issues.  And, know that they will be more than glad to help you finish that bowl.  Once you all have tackled your toking duties, let the conversation flow.  Even if it feels like you are being isolated, you are not alone.  Use the wisdom offered by your partners in chronic and you will be amazed at how simple the solution turns out to be.

In past months you may have felt that you weren’t accomplishing your tasks at work with full force.  Aquarius, you will be able to see things through at 100% as long as you are willing to ask for assistance.  Don’t let your pride be the reason why you do not meet with full success.  You may be surprised by your peers, both with their competence in the workplace and their competence when it comes to cannabis.  Using the buddy system when doing work will leave all parties involved more energies to enjoy that beautiful bud off the clock.  The best advice in order to keep grinding at work is to keep the herb ground and ready to roll at home.

Although you may feel that you are supposed to go at it alone, pay attention to what’s going on with those around you.  Just like the workplace, relationships at home can be easily overlooked if we do not listen to what’s happening to others.  But, if we are willing to invest the time to help others, you will see all the payoffs.  Each person will be able to have the others’ back, and then you will just have to figure out who’s bringing the green.

Aquarius June 2016

Stoner Aquarius, this June, you may feel like the elements are conspiring to bring you harm.  Remember, that roots run deep.  You are grounded solidly, but it will be up to you to best utilize the resources around you in order to continue your upward growth.  You can and WILL accomplish what you set out to, as long as you acknowledge that you can overcome whatever twist or turn the universe has in store for you.  It is recommended that you keep your tokin’ time to the evenings.  Your days, although manageable, will require your full attention and you will not need any extra help in becoming distracted.

Work will offer similar problems, but they will be equally solvable.  Pay attention to the little things.  Just like a seedling, know what it is that the specific solution requires.  If you flood the problem with reactive emotion, you may drown out your opportunity for success.  Similarly, coming at an obstacle with too much fervor can burn up the progress you were making.  Keep focused and keep your cool.  You have all the right answers to overcome whatever comes your way as long as you allow yourself the time realize what each individual situation requires.

When it comes to the home front Aquarius, you will be required to practice patience.  It may be as simple as your smoke buddy hogging all the herb.  There is no need to get upset.  Instead, sit back when the bowl is gone and allow others to pack the next one.  The real test will be to see if they are kind enough to offer you greens.  If they do not, don’t judge them too harshly–it is simply that you’ve learned the lesson that you may need to be more selective when it comes to choosing those in your smoking circle.  This may cause rifts between you and those around you.  But, your role will be the easy one.  Just be there to welcome them back when they realize their mistakes.  And, then you can gladly offer them the first puff.  

Aquarius May 2016

Just like the weather, stoner Aquarius, this month will have its highs and lows.  But, just because we cannot predict the rain, doesn’t mean that we cannot prepare for it.  May is sure to bring with it plenty of positivity.  This does not mean that opportunity will always present itself clearly.  During this time, it will be a good idea to slow your roll.  Pack that bowl and pick a snack, but instead of turning on the tv, allow your imagination some time to grow and see where it takes you.

You will continue to be an asset in the workplace Aquarius.  You’ll be able to “keep it fresh” all throughout the month.  This means your problem-solving skills and unique approaches to unexpected issues will definitely produce noticeable results.  Stick to sativa strains if you want to maintain your awesome levels of prosperity.  It will provide that second wind in the evening times so you will be able to recuperate and keep it rockin’ through your work week.

It’s probably a good thing Aquarius, that your performance is elevated at work; the home front may not be as smooth.  When it comes to your significant other, don’t get caught up in the chaos of who is ‘right’.  Those energies will prove to be much more beneficial if you and your partner spend them trying to compromise rather than dominate.  If needed, take a break…a smoking break that is.  You just need to remember that it’s okay to branch out.  If one, or BOTH of you, needs some space be sure to take it.  Enjoying the peace pipe, even if you are toking in separate smoking circles, will provide the time needed to re-evaluate and maybe reconsider your positions on the problems.