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Taurus July 2018

Pursue your happiness, Stoner Taurus, and you will find peace for yourself and those nearest to you. This sounds like obvious advice, but the emphasis is on the pursuit. It will require continuous efforts on your part, but the rewards will be worth it. Your persistence means you will be able to champion any obstacle, regardless of what ill ends the stars may have in store.

This means there will be many times you will need to be your own motivation and pick yourself up when circumstances threaten to bring you down. Well, you may not have to do it alone–our lady mary jane will be your canna-companion this month. While it is definitely going to be needed for you to relax with tokes of the marijuana smoke, it is even more important you avoid couch-lock. This is why slow burning your favorite sativa can provide the precise motivation needed to get back to blazing your own trails. Stay energized, alert and adaptive, Stoner Taurus and you will always find your way back to the path towards success.

Being flexible can mean the difference between accomplishment and failure. This can mean letting your mind wander. If you are feeling unsure of what your next move should be, take a break. Take a stroll with a freshly packed bowl and have no particular destination in mind. Such an open forum for thought will allow you to ‘unfocus’ on all the little things. Once the smoke clears, you will see what is really important and where you need to focus your efforts. However, this approach comes with a warning label: too much time of misdirected musings can burn through a great deal of time. Figure out the appropriate balance early in the month and you will have enough resources to both imagine AND implement.

You will be called upon by both coworkers and family to become the voice of reason during trying times this month. If you are fortunate enough to be able to share, it is advised to make an offering of the peace pipe. Things are not likely to get to the point where there is no cure, but they are sure to get a bit more chaotic than usual. Offering a time where you all can meditate together with the sacred herb will help everyone slow down and focus on the issues underlying the disputes. Sometimes we just need to get a little higher and we will find ourselves grounded once again.

Aries June 2018

Stoner Aries many cosmic blessings await you in the first summer month. You can put the work sphere on auto pilot and focus on yourself and your love life! Work must be done, but it will all come from within yourself. Early in the month get in touch with your third eye through a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on communication, attention through observation, and understanding through empathy. June will be a period of growth and recuperation.

Universal support will be enough to tackle all obstacles in your way in the work sphere. Clear communication is all you need to see you through the first summer month. But remember stoner Aries, communication is the act of receiving a message as well as delivering it.

With work on cruise control, take advantage of the first month of summer! Get out in mother nature. Take a break from the pressure of society, and connect with the spirituality of the environment. A deep meditative smoke session out in nature will be a wonderful tool to help center and connect you with the oneness of all things. Allow the sacred herb to take you high in the clouds. See yourself and your place in society amongst your cannabis companions. Think of yourself floating high above the terrestrial plane in your own societal observatory. A closer look at a broader perspective will assist you in understanding your role within the hive.

Look deeper into your smoke circle. What are your intentions? Are these relationships more about the kind instead of your kind buds? Each one of us has our own role to play as terrestrial astronauts populating our cosmic spaceship named Earth. Perhaps you will see more in your cannabis companions once you look past the smoke clouds. For committed Aries this deeper dive into those around you could lead to meaningful and loving experiences. For single Aries, this compassionate second look might lead to a smoke circle expansion, and thus more possibilities of love. Perhaps that love interest has been a canna-bud all along, but the smoke clouds obscured your attention.

Sagittarius June 2018

Stoner Sagittarius grab the ganja and settle into your favorite smoke spot. You can expect the first month of summer to move at a very slow burn. Longer days, and all of the potential they promise, are officially here. With so much sun at your back, you can count on finally taking that much needed vacation. Whether it is a quick trip to the coast or roughing it in the depths of mother nature, be sure to bring the cannabis and your camera. You are certain to encounter fellow smokers on your travels, and you don’t want to miss the opportunity to capture all of these stoney memories.

During the month of June, you will have more than ample tools to handle all of your pressing business transactions. By addressing your work obligations first, you will open up endless opportunities to pursue your passions, Stoner Sagittarius. Your energy will be best used when it comes to the sphere of planning. Whether it is your peers at work, or your closest bud-loving buddies, enlist the help of your peers to accomplish what drives you most.

Regardless of whether you are the leader of the pack, or starting at the bottom with aspirations of making it to the top, it is your hard work and precise planning that will get you there. It is recommended you keep creative energy flowing by sticking with your favorite Sativa strain. By embracing the sacred herb, you will be able to explore more deeply the creative side of tackling tough problems.

Remember Stoner Sagittarius, love does not only exist in a romantic sense. Use this period of great positivity to spread the good vibes to all those who are fortunate to know you. It does not take much to set the scene and increase optimism. A simple pre-rolled cone and a trek through the woods may be all that is needed to raise your spirits. Your noticeable affinity towards adventure will leave you with plenty of canna-companions who are always down to roll.

Gemini May 2018

Stoner Gemini your evil twin may pop their head up more than usual in May. Swirling cosmic winds will lead to dynamic emotional swings. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Acknowledgement of difficult situations or problems and striving for a balance in body and spirit, will keep you upright and moving forward. Take time to create a cannabis toolkit for May. Sometimes you will need to chill out with a deep Indica strain. Other times an energetic Sativa will be the key to unlock a positive adventure. It will be important to mentally adjust to a changing environment versus becoming overwhelmed by it.

Last month was all about planning and seizing opportunities for self improvement. Continuation of this theme is important in May. You may lack the inspiration of idea creation this month, but the lists and ideas from last month should be front and center now. There is a danger of time slipping away stoner Gemini. Use the ideas and to-dos from last month to drive your motivation this month. Allow your former energetic self to guide your current self. Don’t let them down!

A partner in chronic may piss you off or hurt your feelings. This can be an explosive situation, but only if you let it stoner Gemini. Often, time and contemplation will lead to understanding and a more thoughtful perspective. You are in charge of your emotional reaction, not the circumstance.

Working with cannabis companions toward a common goal will bring happiness and success. Cosmic winds favor a team effort. It’s time to put that smoke circle to work! Nothing bands terrestrial astronauts like a common goal and a clear mission. We live in a wonderful world where there are collaborative opportunities in a variety of communities. Whether your smoke circle resides in your neighborhood or your social network, bonding with your cannabis companions will be rewarding for you and the collective.

Sagittarius March 2018

Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure.

Early in March the first full moon will bring a bitter cosmic wind that will sting the cheek of the stoner Sagittarius. This bitter breeze will be fleeting, but it will come without sight or warning. Pay close attention to your family and cannabis companions. Pack a bowl for two. A shared smoke session and some thoughtful advice may be all it takes to still the air. It will be best to avoid confrontation. Diffuse and deflect potential negativity in the workplace and within your smoke circle. A negative cloud can be dispersed with a sunny disposition.

The sacred herb is an awesome weapon against depression. CBD products have become plentiful. Arm yourself with CBD dominant cannabis strains for March meditative smoke sessions. The right green will help keep the blues away. Perhaps a CBD gummi would be the perfect supplement to your daily routine.

Double check your information stoner Sagittarius. Find multiple sources for your information. It will be important to avoid making decisions in March based on fake news. Business owners or people who fight for their own economic fate must take off the gloves and get into the fight. Strict attention and concentration must be paid to competition and controllable costs. To the terrestrial astronauts caught in the mechanistic economic grind, now is not the time to jump without looking first. A large leap on your own will come in due time. March is a time where methodical progress is the best course of action. Stay alert and put one foot in front of the other.

Libra March 2018

Stoner Libra the sun will shine on you in March. The intensity of the cosmic rays can be uplifting and energizing, but they can also burn. Sunscreen is required to keep your skin safe from harmful rays. You will need an emotional sunscreen in March to protect your psyche from harmful sensitivity. But alas stoner Libra, there is plenty of positive aspects of a bright solar influence.

Pack a bowl full of the sacred Sativa species early and often. Quiet your mind, and allow your third eye to guide your meditative smoke sessions. Intuition and understanding have always been attributes of strength for the stoner Libra. In March this psychic understanding will be enhanced. Find every opportunity to quiet your surroundings and tune into your inner voice and your connection with the universe. This practice will help you avoid the scorching heat of extra sensitivity, and yet seek advantages in universal harmony.

Be active and be bold stoner Libra, but do so at a deliberate pace. March is the perfect period for planning projects and even starting new adventures. The energy from the solar influence will allow you to organize and receive a bounty of help from others. Blessed helpers may only require a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, pizza, and your companionship. Accomplishment will come from contemplative planning and collaborative execution.

Intuition and assertiveness will be the key to a harmonious personal life in March. Your meditative smoke session with the Sativa species will draw out ambition to solve problems. These problematic issues may not be from a current time period, but an old scab from a previous injury. March will be the perfect time to solve problems and overcome obstacles with family, lovers, and smoke buddies. You will be amazed at your power and influence in March stoner Libra. Trust your intuition, and feed your ambition. Just make sure to guard your sensitivities from hot solar flares.

Pisces March 2018

Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.

Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.

You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.

The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.

Gemini March 2018

Stoner Gemini, as we progress toward the coming spring months and all the warmth and new growth they promise, it will be important to focus on the transformations happening within you. The best investment you can make of your energies is to strive towards striking a balance between your inner workings and your outer surroundings. Maintaining this delicate equilibrium is important as leaning too far in any particular direction may result in unnecessary setbacks in others. This does not mean every facet should be given equal attention, but rather each area should be allotted what is required for desired growth. Whatever can be done to help to align your chakras will be efforts well spent. This might mean meditating with just you, yourself, and mary jane. It could be gathering with the ganja and your closest buds to talk about life, the universe, and everything. You know best Stoner Gem, what is needed to bring you peace.

While March ushers in the Spring season and everything around you will be rapidly changing, it is crucial for you to maintain a steady and sustainable pace. You will certainly be grinding hard to achieve your goals, but don’t forget to make time to grind a fresh green bowl and reflect upon your successes. But, in the same vein, do not allow your accelerated pace to be the reason you experience accidents that were necessarily avoidable. This is to say, Stoner Gemini, you are skilled and capable of achieving your current goals, just don’t let your hubris be the very reason for your hardships. Whether you are your own boss, or are working your way up the ladder of success, you will have opportunities this month to invoke and implement new and creative approaches to the obstacle you encounter. Be sure to use these tasks to their greatest potential and show critics and supporters alike all you are more than capable of.

With regards to the romantic front, all will be peaceful if you allow it to be. This means it will be important to not create problems where there are none. At first this sounds obvious, but sometimes you are prone to overanalyzing the situation, Stoner Gemini. What is sometimes needed is a step back or a second glance. What initially seems daunting may appear less detrimental when you allow yourself the time to see the situation from a different angle. Do not be afraid to share these concerns with your canna-companion or those dearest to you. Remember that there is little that cannot be overcome by sharing a peace pipe filled with cannabis and the willingness to have an open and honest conversation.

Capricorn March 2018

Stoner Capricorn you must be ready to transform in March. Shed that larva like body and spread your beautiful wings. There will be many opportunities to float around like a social butterfly in March. Not every encounter will result in a lifelong cannabis companion, but each person has merit and something to contribute. Avoid a deep cloudy haze of overindulgence with the sacred herb. Keep your head and mood light. Each person in the smoke circle of life deserves an honest holistic interaction with you, and you will also benefit from being able to fully take in what each person has to offer.

March will be a month of action, but it is all up to you. Now is the time to execute that business idea you have. Stewart Smalley created a wonderful mantra, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.” Repeating this mantra during your meditative smoke sessions will help you navigate the busy social scene you will encounter. Confidence and love stoner Capricorn, not just for yourself, but others. Developing your own business, no matter what stage you are in, relies heavily on confidence. You must trust and believe in yourself stoner Capricorn. March is the time to progress and build that entrepreneurial project. Perhaps this new network of cannabis companions will assist you in your efforts.

Whether you are a single stoner Capricorn, or in a committed relationship, there will be enhanced opportunities in March to relate and communicate with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Partners in chronic will add a welcome and fresh perspective. Cannabuddies will offer insight to solve problems and enhance sticky situations. Be confident in your judgement, but some obstacles will require a little help from your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the joint, and listen to your cannabis companion’s point.

Libra December 2017

Houston to Stoner Libra, all systems are go for launch. Communications … Go. creativity … Go. Love … … we are a go.

You got this! Cosmic winds will be like rocket boosters at your back for the December time period. It’s always exciting to have that much power pushing you forward, but the current planetary alignment will take you through with confidence. The sacred herb will be your navigational systems. Any species or strain will be in your comfort zone this month stoner Libra. There is one exception: Avoid medicated edibles in December. More about that later.

Stoner Libra you will soar in the workplace. Flying through the sky on your rocket ship to the heavens, work will come at a comfortable pace with efficiency and productivity. Money may not fall from the heavens like rain, but fortune favors the bold. With cosmic jet packs on your back, you should have confidence and daring on your side.

It’s love and passion where you will see the most impact from your cosmic thrusters in December. For those stoner Libra’s in a relationship, take time with the sacred herb to meditate about your partner. Natural communication will flow from this medicated smoke session, and your love will blossom to new atmospheric horizons. For the single stoner Libra’s, a meditative smoke session focused on self confidence and self love will be your prescription for December. As you reach the heights of the upper atmosphere, potential mates will see you in the glowing light of the sun as you see yourself.

Houston, we have a problem. Much like the lift off of a large space craft, you will encounter a lot of shake, rattle, and rolling to begin your cosmic journey. Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Libra. This usually can cause communication breakdowns and moments of self doubt. However, other planetary alignments will safeguard your travels. Avoid medicated sacred herbal edibles. An uncontrollable deep dive with medibles could send you off the flight path with insecurities, confusion, and paranoia. God speed stoner Libra.