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Aquarius November 2018

Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain and fellow stoners. You will receive the greatest benefit if you invest your energy inward. The stars support spending time reconnecting with those who may have fallen away in times gone by. If there are apologies needed, then make them. If there are things that need to be said then say them. Sometimes we need to take a step back from a situation before we are ready to move forward. Do not miss an opportunity to spend time with your cannabis companions because of denial. Acknowledge the role you played in the disconnect with a lost bud.

Stoner Aquarius it is not required that you know your final destination so long as the direction you are headed is intentional. If you find yourself lost, it’s okay to make a u-turn, or double back to take the road less traveled. Spend the time needed preparing for the roads ahead, and it will be okay if you take a couple detours. While it is never a bad idea to wonder, you should limit the time you spend wandering. A space cruise can be therapeutic, and reaching for the stars can be aspirational, but right now the best advice is to keep your feet on the ground. The sacred herb does not cause us to blast off. Sometimes it can help us find our center of gravity, while all the other parts fall into place.

Regarding interpersonal relationships, whether this is romantic or friendly, be a willing copilot stoner Aquarius. When it comes to friends, all you have to do is be ready to ride, and bring some good green. Keep it light and fun loving, and all else will move forward in a positive direction. With lovers and loved ones, be sure you proceed cautiously with your intentions known. While there are no apparent roadblocks, it is important everyone agrees to the final destination, otherwise you will be in for a bumpy ride.

Aries November 2018

Stoner Aries this month should come as a breath of fresh air. It seems this time has been set aside for you to truly toke a moment to recover from the tedious daily grind. Puff puff pass on the stress this November and take time off work when possible. When you do have downtime, remember to toke time for yourself. Do things that bring you enjoyment!

As bold as you are, this month you need to direct that quality inward. Work as hard for yourself as you do on the job. And when you’ve got a moment to make plumes with your smoke circle, look out for a good brainstorm brewing on the horizon. This would be a marvelous time to seek collaboration for work problems. Not just with coworkers, but your partners-in-chronic may have the gust of creative inspiration you’ve needed. And though you may have the ability to take it all on, it is not recommended that you shoulder all the responsibility. Ensure your team takes the workload in balance. You already have your own personal mission this month.

Stoner Aries there is a personal fork in the road ahead. How the fork got there, or the motives behind the intersection are beyond comprehension. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Aries. How you react to disappointment could send you down the wrong road. Besides, the fork may be a product of your expectations. Keep your chill, and move on with positivity in your heart.

For those solo stoners, focus on finding peace and happiness in yourself. Release the pressure to find significant relationships. When we stop searching and toke a moment to love ourselves, we can be the best we can be, and find peace. And when you’re at peace, amazing things happen. Manifest your reality, single stoner Aries!

For the partnered Aries, cut through the smoke clouds this month and burn a path to your significant cannabis companion. Here you should seek to lavish your partner with quality time and quality tokage. It is time for you to fully enjoy this bond. Fight the good fight, and toke the good smoke.

Cancer November 2018

Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are going nowhere fast, which is why you should avoid couchlock or being reckless with your herbal recreation time. You will not need any extra help slowing things down, so choose when you take your smoke sessions carefully.

You may want to consider taking a tolerance break this month stoner Cancer. This does not necessarily mean you need to give up the ganja completely. But you must be more strategic about when you take your toke time. There will be situations which will require a clear, logical, and focused mind. On the other hand, it will be equally important you set aside time to rest and realign your chakras. Perhaps this month your smoke sessions should be solo missions. Spending time by yourself, meditating with a freshly packed bowl of your favorite calming cannabis, will help ease the mind and invigorate your passion.

At work, you don’t need to be the most potent bud in the garden, but it will help if you are the most thought provoking. Keep people guessing where you will take them stoner Cancer. You still need to have specific goals, but it will require creative, out-of-the-box approaches to achieve them. Your canopy will grow to greater heights than many of your peers this month, but keep your roots firmly grounded. Be humble in your success. Remember stoner Cancer, there is a thin line between confident and cocky.

The brightest and most inspiring aspects this month will come from external forces. Those who are always ready to ride, and down to roll one up, will be a crucial element in lifting your spirits. Be generous with your kindness and friendship. You may not find ‘true love,’ but you will greatly expand your smoke circle simply by being your caring self. We get what we give, stoner Cancer, so keep the good vibes flowing. Even the simplest thing, like enjoying the sacred herb with your fellow stoners, will help to spark excitement in life and keep your passions burning strong.

Scorpio November 2018

So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in action, and valuing your own thoughts and opinion. These traits will help you choose actions with confidence in the current period. Important decisions like when it is time to pack a fresh bowl among-st friends, you don’t debate or hesitate; you act.

Confident action is exactly what you need right now stoner Scorpio. Furthermore you’ll find that there’s no time to stop and play out all of the ramifications and ripples of possible actions. That’s not to say act without thinking; but be aware that plans from previous periods will be about as effective as cached bud. Sometimes you just need a fresh choice of action and a fresh bowl. Everything you do this November will be set forth from your current mindset.

Again, avoid philosophical quandaries in November. There is no end to the depths of the human condition. It will be easy to get lost in the depths of complications so it is best to stay on the surface this month. It matters not if it’s the work or personal sphere, spelunking the depths of each problem isn’t a good idea.

Stoner Scorpio the end of the month may be much more emotional than expected. This period is perfect for healing traumas from long ago that still fester. Seeking closeness from a cannabis companion may open up an opportunity not just to share a bowl, but squash the beef. So spark one up and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for healing. Letting go of trauma is good for the soul.

Sagittarius November 2018

Stoner Sagittarius don’t be alarmed if you feel a surge of newfound energy! New planetary allies shine down on you this November to give you an extra boost. With this newfound cosmic support, multi tasking should be a breeze. So strike that poised archer pose from the tree-tops with a pipe blazing in your hand. Visualize your goals and burn a path to glory. The rewards won’t come easy, but with keen actions, a sharp mind, and the proper smoke signals, they will be yours.

Stoner Sagittarius, the cosmic ranger, despite being naturally charismatic tends to be a solitary sort. As you well know, they prefer to execute their missions alone. Nevertheless, to further your efforts this November it would be wise to utilize your fellow cosmic astronauts. You will be wise to make use of the profound thoughts your smoke circle puffs up. Everything you wish to accomplish can be done with a team effort!

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: This surge of energy you feel doesn’t change who you are. Just like a knight charging the front line with an arrow nocked, an archer in the trees with a sword isn’t very effective either, now is it? Stay in your lane. Use your own tools and skills to aid forward movement to achieve the desired results. The swashbuckling sword approach has never been your style anyway.

Your life could be likened to a huge frosty bud right about now, but the threat of couch lock is very real! Grind hard stoner Sagittarius, and you will reap the sweet smoky zest of success. Best results for November can only be attained by constant motion and continued efforts. Combat the urge to lounge about in a snuggie with your favored Sativa strain!

Be on guard within your personal sphere! Just as the key pieces of a puzzle help you appreciate the bigger picture and where to attack next, important decisions based on arbitrary circumstances may require you to look further into your situation and position. Use your third eye to see a more holistic picture and find the proper response. A strong and decisive Sagittarius will walk out of the smoke unscathed. Your positive and strong emotional outlook should keep you sailing smooth.

Pisces November 2018

Stoner Pisces your success this month will not be determined by your abilities, but by your willingness to put in the effort needed to get the job done. You are more than capable of the hard grind ahead. However, in order to achieve harmony in November, you must give equal attention to nurturing the mind, body, and spirit. Focusing on any one aspect too much, may result in a chaotic period.

Success or failure will be the result of personal effort. There are no cosmic plots to bring you misfortune. This means you need to be mindful of the intentions of your fellow terrestrial travelers, and not worry so much about what the stars have in store. You may not be able to control the intentions of others, but you can be ready to respond in kind. Your best bet is to keep the peace pipe packed with your favorite, calming cannabis strain. As long as everyone is able to meet on the same herbal ground, all will be able to rise to a higher, more peaceful plain.

When it comes to work, your focus should be solely on your own responsibilities. There will be those who seek to spread rumors in order to make themselves look better, but pay no attention to their fabricated dramas. As long as you invest effort into the tasks at hand, you will achieve greater success than your peers who instead will waste energy trying to slow down others’ progress. Keep up the grind, stoner Pisces! This may mean taking solo smoke breaks in order to find your own center of gravity, but the rewards will be worth it. Avoiding unnecessary conflicts will help you approach obstacles logically and with a direct focus, instead of personal motives.

The goal this season is to achieve a clear mind, a sound body, and solid emotions. You should be strategic with your smoke sessions. Invoke the sacred herb to inspire creativity and kindness. Use the ganja to gather your closest cannabis companions and promote positive progress. Whether it’s a themed party or weekday smoke sesh, bringing everyone together to relax and recharge the spirits will help to prepare the whole cannabis crew for the trying times ahead.

Virgo October 2018

The month of October will bring out the most Virgo-like qualities in you. Your attention to detail will prove to be of great assistance to you during this time. Plan execution and task mastery will be at an ultimate peak, but be wary of potential buzz kills trying to crash your productivity party.

In your professional life, it is likely that you will have to call on outside sources for assistance dealing with issues outside of your expertise. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, there are challenges to this necessary reliance. Fact check to make sure that you are not receiving bunk information, and purge out anyone who may be taking advantage or mooching off of your hard work. Diligence, confidence, and awareness will be the keys to a kush month for you. The current planetary alignment is pushing you into a planning phase. Although big accomplishments will not come this month, now is the time to lay the building blocks for future success. Don’t let a few uncomfortable circumstances allow your mental cherry to burn out. You’ve got this!

Your personal life is in need of a good detox this month. This does not mean that you need to lay the pipe down for good, but rather don’t get so caught up in a smoky haze. October smoke clouds could obscure obstacles in your path. It is important to routinely assess your cosmic wavelength and emotional karma. Honesty is key.

Take a microscopic look at those in your smoke circle. Are these healthy relationships? Do they treat you like a smoke buddy, or a bag of schwag? Have you been treating them like the good bud they are? Now might not be the most idealistic time to try to calibrate the scales of friendship, but with a reflective step back you might notice that there are some toxic relationships clogging up your pipe.

Taurus October 2018

Stoner Taurus you might find that October brings a little pep to your step! You’ve made it over challenges and through periods of lower celestial energy, to the here and now. In this moment, the best wisdom to take away is to use this period to solve existing problems and tackle current obstacles despite the pull of a blazing hot cosmic wind at your back. Are you feeling a spark of excitement in your chest? You should be excited, October is going to be lit.

Speaking of lit! Toke a moment to appreciate your cosmic situation from high above the terrestrial plane. Perhaps voyage with a fellow cannabis companion. Not only would it be advantageous to view your current obstacles from HIGH above, but an outside perspective could help you find your way forward.

The work sphere will be simple enough this month, but simple doesn’t always mean easy. You can channel that high cosmic energy level into hitting the ground running. Hard work and problem solving will be the best approach this month, right from the start.

Stoner Taurus don’t look now, but your personal sphere is on fire! Not literally, you don’t need to rush off for a fire extinguisher. But you will light up the night because October promises to be straight fire. The fire to come depends on the integrity of your past intentions, decisions, and actions. With the best intentions and most honest decisions behind you, the universe will reward you with all the delights available on our terrestrial sphere. However, be mindful not to rush into love. As with every journey in life, rushing can result in a bad trip.

For the stoner Taurus lucky in love, you will find it very wise to seek compromise in conflict. Otherwise you might find putting your foot down with demands, could leave that foot injured. I suggest rather than jeopardizing your digits, spend time on a passion project. Conflict avoidance mixed with an enjoyable experience, perfect!

Scorpio October 2018

Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to blame it on external forces. So, be diligent, vigilant and be aware of your surroundings. The universe will not be your ultimate protector this month, you will have to rely upon your own positive vibes and your own ability to make good choices.

You do not have to go it alone stoner Scorpio. Lean on your friends when the road gets bumpy. But, only put your trust in your close cannabis companions. You may not like this dependency, but feel comfort in knowing sometimes we all get by with a little help from our friends. Remember to use your words stoner Scorpio. No one will be able to help if they do not know the full story. Whether it’s moments of increased anxiety, or an awesome experience you simply must share, be sure to share the full story.

Avoid couch lock this month by sticking with those stimulating, sticky Sativas. You have great ambition stoner Scorpio, and this month success will be in the follow through. The difference between doing and don’ting rests squarely on your shoulders. Just remember you are capable of conquering any obstacle which may present itself. Be mindful of the details. Cross the t’s and dot the i’s. Be sure to double check your work. As long as you pay attention, you will easily avoid unnecessary mistakes.

The biggest take away this month is to remember you are the master of your domain. Create your own destiny stoner Scorpio, but take care of your mind, body and soul first. The sacred herb can be the catalyst to recuperate and relax while also providing the mindset for introspection and cosmic contemplation. This period will increase the internal value for you, and this will radiate outward toward future endeavors.

If you’re a stoner Scorpio who is lucky in love, stay close to your cannabis companions. There will be pressure and opportunity that may pull you away from your family unit. You must resist the temptation of the grass being greener on the other side: Focus your attention on those closest to you and keep your inner fire burning bright.

Sagittarius October 2018

Stoner Sagittarius to make October a fun and fruitful month, the recipe is simple: Keep it moving and keep it positive. The energy we send out into the universe ultimately returns to its source. Stay in Karma’s good graces by doing your part to pay forward any and all good vibes that come your way.

Although the trees are shedding their leaves and growth is slowing down outside, it doesn’t mean your personal growth should be any less than it was during the summer months. You can find inspiration in the most unexpected places stoner Sagittarius. Whether you get that sudden spark while lighting one up with the crew, or while looking inward during a solo meditative smoke session, be mindful of when creativity is at its peak. If you harness this energy and focus it towards self improvement, you will surprise even yourself as to how much progress you can make towards your highest goals.

At work, the sacred herb and creative problem solving will go hand in hand. This doesn’t mean you should be burning all your buds while on the clock. Rather any time spent with the sacred herb will carry over the benefits to getting the job done in new and innovative ways. Use this forward momentum to advance your current skills or learn new ones. Getting cross trained in other aspects in the workplace, especially those not immediately related to your specific job description, will give you a competitive advantage and better opportunity for advancement.

While you should prepare yourself to grind hard when it comes to official work business, you can expect homelife to be a peaceful counterbalance. Kick off the shoes and pack a fresh bowl stoner Sagittarius, you’ve earned it! As long as you don’t try to make waves, the month should be mostly smooth sailing. If any conflicts do arise, you can resolve them quickly with a little blunt talking; that is, pass the peace pipe and share your thoughts. The problem will seem much smaller from a higher vantage point.

Don’t limit your creative endeavors and learning to the workplace. Spend time enjoying your hobbies, or finding new ones. Whether your favorite activity is cooking, exercising, hiking, or simply smoking some kind bud with those in your cannabis-crew, make the most of this prosperous time by doing what you love.