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The Stoner Taurus is reflective and thoughful. Meditative smoke sessions keep this bull grounded and strong.

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Taurus July 2017

Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment will broaden expectations and horizons for the stoner Taurian. Early in the month take time to meditate with the sacred herb. The species and strain is of no consequence, but it will be imperative to balance your emotional subconscious. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should provide a calm understanding to the electric nature of forces around you. As long as you are truthful and empathetic to your fellow cosmic travelers, the second summer month should provide many blessings.

Achievements are close at hand in July stoner Taurus. Whether you seek monetary gain or project completion, it is all possible in the second summer month. This success will not be easily garnered from selfish or lone efforts. Seeking the advice, help, and work from others will greatly improve the likelihood of success. Clear communication isn’t just speaking your perspective, it is also understanding the perspective of others. With solid communication and team building, you will become a work dynamo in July stoner Taurus.

Romance and companionship will be under the complete control of the stoner Taurus in July. That’s not to say you will be in complete control, but you will be the master of your own reward … or demise. Understanding your desires will be the lock. Emotional balance will be the key. Look deep within yourself stoner Taurus. What do you want from your cannabis companions and loved ones? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek understanding deep within yourself, the information is there. Once you truly understand your internal desires, it will be key to maintain an emotional balance to achieve those desires. Don’t rush to judgement, and certainly do not jump without looking stoner Taurus.

TAURUS JUNE 2017

Stoner Taurus the month of June is potentially dangerous. I do not see an impending wave crashing down enveloping your life like a tsunami, but it will be best to stand at attention from the beginning of June to the very end. You must demonstrate your cannabis etiquette in June stoner Taurus. Manners and unwritten rules must be followed with your cannabis companions. Mind your manners in the smoke circle. Don’t jump the line or pass a cashed bowl. Take this principle to your daily life and everything should work out well in the first summer month.

Stoner Taurus should be most on guard in the workplace. For the most part work will be profitable and efficient. However, human nature suggests that envy could get the best of others, and you could be the target. After all, who wouldn’t want a piece of that strong Taurus Bull.

Celestial stoner Taurus astronauts stuck in the capitalistic Earthly grind should mind their body in June. The skunky aroma of the sticky icky can be spotted by those you wish to conceal your herbal appreciation from. Be mindful of sweet smelling aromas from your clothes at work. You never know what opportunity stands around every corner in your community. Being mindful of your cannabreathe is important so that you can go into every surprise situation with confidence.

Independent stoner Taurus’ should get out and mingle! The stars have aligned to offer great success at meeting new cannabis companions in the first summer month. Concerts are a great way to meet interesting cosmic travelers. Catch that reggae show on the weekend!

TAURUS MAY 2017

Stoner Taurus, the final Spring time period will be a positive time period, even if you may not realize it every moment. Cosmic forces have gathered to bestow upon the stoner Taurus a twinkle of luck in May. This blessing of fortune will be in relation to work and money, but at the very least it will also influence enjoyment of work and coworkers. There will also be evidence of “luck” in the stoner Taurus’ love life in the May time period, but this sprinkle of luck may not be so easily recognizable upon first glance.

Warning: Be sure to keep your cannabis activism and enjoyment separate from your work sphere in the May time period. Enjoyment of work and your coworkers will lead to a relaxed attitude. Coming together with coworkers and enjoying your work days will be a blessing, but understand the separation of work and play. There will be plenty of time to burn one down with your cannabis companions after the day of work is done.

How exciting stoner Taurus! The May time period will bring the opportunity to expand your influence and reward in the workplace. Whether you work for the man and expand your role, or work for yourself and expand your empire; expansion is the key word presented to all stoner Tauruses in May.

It is the sphere of love and companionship that becomes the most complex in May stoner Taurus. You will need the full vision of your third eye to gain patience and understanding through cloudy circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions will benefit the stoner Taurus tremendously in this regard. It will be imperative to see the unseen in matters of love and companionship. The sacred herb will help you see through the ambiguity of fake news, and understand the positivity available through truth. There may be a universal bait and switch on your plans with love and companionship. Things may not turn out in any way along the timeline or path you’ve laid out. Trust and understand that the cosmos is on your side with positivity despite any breaks in your immediate plans.

TAURUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, avoid sativas in general, as they can cause the mind to wander too far from your current and successful path.

Do not fret, tokin’ Taurus. If you feel like work has become suddenly very routine, this is nothing to worry about because your efforts continue to produce successful results. Now, if you notice a decrease in your productivity, then by all means try a new approach. And if you do feel bored, find new ways of challenging yourself. Whether it’s taking on new tasks and responsibilities in the workplace, or finally hiking to that new smoke spot your co-worker has been raving about…it’s up to you to keep things fresh. Especially since work will not drain any significant amount of your energies, you will have plenty motivation left to smoke good once your work is finished.

Stick close to and stand by your most inner circle Taurus. You are likely to encounter more than one new face who wants their bad vibes to become yours. Remember, you have too much to do and so many loved ones who you already know want to share a smile and help you to smoke away those ill wills. So don’t get caught following others down their dreary paths. Blaze one up and be your own trail blazer. You ignite a spark in those nearest to you. Invite them to tag along. Together you will be headed towards better days and good vibes. Stay strong and smoke on stoner Taurus.

Taurus March 2017

Stoner Taurus, the month of March will be a lively one indeed!  You can expect new achievements this month as well as some surprising situations.  It is important to trust your instincts when in doubt.  Aim for personal independence during this time period.  Rely less on your cannabis companions for help.  Focus on finding your own solutions as problems arise.  This will be a large and important step in expanding your character and ability to navigate through the cosmos.  There is a potential for conflict with coworkers or family, so be sure to address and resolve problems quickly before things have time to fester.  However, prevention is the best way to negate any issue, so take care to stay forward-minded and plan ahead.  Allow meditative healing time for yourself Stoner Taurus, as a positive mindset is paramount to your success this month.  Meditation, combined with the sacred herb, is one of the best ways to unwind and refocus your sights and align your interests with the universe.

In the work sphere you will face potential conflict.  Acting with clarity and motive will serve you well.  Adapt gracefully to change, but maintain adherence to your principles and resolutions.  This month holds promise for new beginnings, so seize this opportunity to take action on things you’ve been procrastinating.  It is essential that you stay positive in the face of stress, Stoner Taurus.  Your motivation level is directly tied to your emotional well-being; if you lose your temper, you may also lose your initiative.  Allow the sacred herb to guide and sooth you in tough times.  An indica dominant hybrid strain works wonderfully!

Stoner Taurus, your personal life this month is ultimately positive, as long as you handle the potential conflict properly.  Again, trust your instincts and intuition to guide you through troubled waters, and you will come out just fine.  You may see challenges with determining the correct course of action, but listen to your executive self and you will not be led astray.   To nourish relationships with cannabis companions, arrange an old-fashioned smoke circle complete with a zesty sativa strain.  Munchies, board games, and incense will enhance an enjoyable time as well.  Stay positive, Stoner Taurus, and know that this month will be whatever you make of it.

 

Taurus February 2017

Stoner Taurus, he following month of February will be an expansive and exciting one for you, particularly with your work life and relationships.  The stars and planets align to provide you with celestial support in your endeavors.  Your amount of personal determination and willpower will manifest this month in the fruits of your hard work.  Diligence, careful planning, and adaptability are key to your making the most of the month of February.  If you are feeling overwhelmed, challenged, or stressed, perhaps partake in some healing sacred herb and allow it to bring you clarity and align your focus with your goals.  Practice mindful meditation as well and watch your results accelerate you into a new state of mind.  Maintain morality and pure motives, and stay alerted to potential alternative paths that will, in a roundabout way, carry you to your end result.

In the work spectrum of your life this month, you can expect to achieve your goals but will need to work with individuals that may be difficult to interact with. You will need to dismiss ego and rigidity of thought.  Align your focus primarily with the end result being the beacon leading you to success.  Take advantage of meditative smoke sessions to focus on objective introspection, maintain the neutrality of your perspective, and watch for opportunities to reinvent your relationship with these difficult workmates.  Perhaps invite them over for a low key smoke session, and allow the herb to bind you together as friends.

Romantically, February is a promising month for Taurus.  If you are a single Taurus, however, it is in your best interest to act wisely.  Careful objective consideration with exploratory relationships could be the difference between hot romance and a lifelong love interest.  Stay open and positive, but be careful to not expose yourself too much or too quickly with new acquaintances.  This month carries a slight potential for the introduction of unreliable individuals in your life, so stay positive, but stay ready.  Remember to align your sights with your ultimate goal here, which is to gain a partner or friend who fulfills and completes you, expands your horizons, and proves to be a fun cannabis companion.

Taurus January 2017

The holidays are over, decorations put away, new gifts organized and you stoner Taurus are ready for 2017!  Happy New Year to you!  This month you will be filled with a zest for getting things done and you are well prepared.  A sativa strain will be your dearest friend this January so keep it close.

Your work is very important to you and it shows dearest Taurus.  You will find challenging experiences that will force you to imply patience and persuasiveness to get your way.  You are fit for these experiences you are fully capable of navigating them.  What will irritate you the most is the lack of trust your partners or managers have in your plans to further the company.   When you feel this irritation take a toke and work on another project.  Being pushy will get you nowhere fast.

Your social and family life will gladly let you go about your work freely; as they know that is what you need to do.  This absolutely does not let you off the hook to just “do your own thing”.  You will need to keep up with what is going on in the lives of your loved ones.  You don’t want to oversee an opportunity to help someone who gravely needs it.  This person will need your attention and your positive help.  Take the time to share a bowl with them and remember to be kind.  They know what the problem is.  They need help overcoming it.  And no, you cannot do it for them! Just be there and all will prevail!

Taurus December 2016

Stoner Taurus December will be an expansive period of time for you.  The universe will smile down on you with a warm cosmic breeze.  You will still be subject to all the beautiful emotions of the human spirit, but cosmic influences will guide you toward contentment and bliss.  This feeling could be so strong that you may not relate to your cannabis companions without the same fortune.  Look to spread the positivity and be the warm influence in the life of others.  Spark one up stoner Taurus, breathe in life and contemplate understanding.  You should concentrate your meditative smoke sessions on creativity and how you see yourself on this flying spacecraft we call Earth.

For the stoner Taurus stuck grinding in the corporate machine, December can be lucrative and liberating!  First, your warm positive attitude will create a situation where you can impress decision makers.  Your hard work and value will become known.  But the really exciting opportunity comes outside of the corporate grind.  You have an idea or a skill that you have been putting off to the side for far too long.  The economic machine enslaves, but it can liberate as well.  Have you ever heard of a nano business?  You don’t need a million dollars to start working on your idea.  December will be a great month to get started.

What would be a love life without passion!  The December time period will also spread this warm cosmic wind in matters of love and friendship.  Would you describe yourself as impulsive and fun?  December can bring you an opportunity to experience something new.  This period should bring excitement and assessment.  As you expand your horizons you are able to look back and assess who you are and who you want to be.

Taurus November 2016

As an earth sign, the stoner Taurus will feel right at home all month long this November.  This month should go along quite smoothly if you’re willing to do the work and stay grounded.  A well-balanced hybrid will be your best bet all month long.  So grab your most earth-happy pipe and some hemp wick and take them along for the ride.

If you are ready to roll with the punches and get your hands dirty at work, November will be a month of great advancement.  This is not the time to delegate your responsibilities.  Do the work yourself and you will find more joy in the outcome.  In no way will this be an easy non-thinking month.  You will need to keep your wits about you and be prepared to open your eyes a bit during the process of working as one with your colleagues.  Towards the end of the month be sure to share some green with these hard working folks and share your gratitude with them.  They are not used to the Bull of the zodiac and the workplace to be  openly grateful.  You and they will truly enjoy all elements of this bonding.

Speaking of bonding your home life should be emotionally satisfying and easy going.  If you are in a committed relationship you will reach your end goals by working together and staying harmonious.  Be sure to take the time to share your love and herb with them.  Be open to new ideas and don’t hesitate to ask questions that will lead to new horizons.  This may be the month to have a small get together at your humble abode.  I’m sensing a good sesh with the old hookah will do you all good! Listen to your cannabis companions with an open mind as you may need a bit of balance in your life.  These beautiful friends will help you with that.  Enjoy this month stoner Taurus. December holds much excitement.

Taurus October 2016

Stoner Taurus, it will feel good to be you in October.  All the senses and traits of the stoner Taurus will be tested in October, but on their terms.  As usual, the dueling characteristics of the stoner Taurus will be at odds in October.  As reliability & ambition battle against possessiveness & laziness, the stoner Taurus should feel right at home.

October will be a wild ride for the stoner Taurus.  There will be a huge amount of decisions and choices to be made in the October time period.  These decisions and choices will be varied and unpredictable.  The good news is that the stoner Taurus will have all the information required to make a positive impact on the universal clutter headed their way.

Ahhhh, all the information the stoner Taurus will need, and then some!  Here lies the problem with the month of October for the stoner Taurus, Information Overload!  The month may seem scrambled and chaotic at many points in the month like the beginning of the 1990 song Information Overload, by Living Colour.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help vitally in sorting through the cosmic clutter and making sense of where the information ends and the decision begins.  These points of decision making will be evident in work and play.  As all the information comes in stoner Taurus, don’t get over-loaded!  Mediation and moderation are the keys to successfully visualizing all the different choices and directions you can take in October.  Don’t over cook the cannabis or you may become over-baked.