The stoner Taurus enjoys the dank tranquility of the sacred herb. The Bull is the most likely stoner star sign to seek out flavor terpenes, and bask in the glory of the sweet sticky smell of a good bag of cannabis. Their ideal smoke session includes soft cushions, incense, and candles.
The stoner Taurus is not short of ambition and tenacity. The sacred herb can help them achieve a higher perspective to analyze situations and decisions with more clarity.
No stoner Bull should go through life without basking in the glory of refined cannabis nugs. Tangie, Dutch Treat, and Red Headed Stranger strains will bring out the snobby sniffing canna-sseur in any stoner Taurus.
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Stoner Taurus there will be a fortunate cosmic rain pouring down on you in the final Fall month. Surely there will be positive rewards in November, perhaps even rich discoveries. Keep your stash jar loaded, and your bowl packed, because an herbally enhanced keen third eye insight will be required to dig for gold.
Look at this cosmic fortunate wind holistically stoner Taurus. Escape the compartmentalization of “rewards” as a materialistic gain. Perhaps that special cannabis companion or a long awaited job offer is just a chance encounter around the corner. In order to receive the fortunate cosmic benefits in November, you must engage your third eye to see the terrestrial plane more clearly. A higher perspective will be required to see opportunities through the terrestrial noise. Stick to sticky Sativa strains this month. Clarity, energy, and insight will be your tools on this terrestrial treasure hunt. Don’t let any clues pass without proper examination.
Toke time meditating with the sacred herb on your digital habits. Has your terrestrial world become wrapped up in digital screen time? This cosmic treasure hunt will take place in the physical world, not on your phone or favorite social platform. If we expect to receive benefits in the real world, then we must actively participate in it.
Take care of yourself stoner Taurus. A cosmic rain of positivity can have ill effects on your cosmic spacesuit. Yes, opportunities may become so numerous in November, you could run yourself ragged burning bowls chasing chance. Coupled with the Sativa strain suggestion for the month, be sure to mix in physical activity. There will be no napping in November! But a good workout can have similar recharging effects for your cosmic spacesuit.
Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to grasp the concept of all encompassing universal positivity. Like what!?! Yes stoner Taurus, seek the treasure of positivity in all aspects of life in November. This could truly be a magical time. Engage your third eye, seek clarity, and maintain health to discover, unlock, and receive the positive universal rewards here on our cosmic spaceship.
The stoner Taurus will need every ounce of their tough durable nature in October. The second Fall month will be a tale of two cosmic influences. With an increasing workload, and a shifting landscape, the stoner Bull must puff puff plan their strategy for October.
There is a clear split in your plan. The full moon of October 13th will act as the transition point between cosmic influences.
The month will start out with an ease of movement. Like the meditative process of rolling that spiritual joint, the first half will be a slow easy-going roll. Seek smoke signals during this time, and you will find friendly smoke circles. But behind the smokey social scene, the workload within the economic grind will be heavy. Toke time to reflect after a hard day’s work. Balance the hard work during the day by blowing o’s at night.
After the full moon of the 13th, a more emotional and introspective cosmic wind will blow. Smoke circle smoke sessions will be replaced by meditative solo smoke sessions. Buried past decisions and incidents will come to the surface during this time. Do not use the sacred herb as a coping instrument to push the emotions back under the surface. Instead, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to face your demons. This may be hard to replace the buzz of the smoke circle with serious internal contemplation, but it will be necessary for progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Don’t hide from emotion with workload excuses. Personal progress is an important aspect to the universal influence in October. When disappointment or anger from past actions comes creeping into your head, don’t ignore it.
The stoner Taurus work load is expected to increase in October. This increase will not bother the stoner Taurus, but coworkers may not react as comfortably. Puff puff pass on judgment and aggressive reactions in the workplace. Use the sacred herb to soothe the nerves and access the big picture from a higher perspective. This will allow you to push the pause button on potentially incendiary reactions at work.
Stoner Taurus September could be called a tale of two phases. One phase you could imagine like that first high: A symphony of sound, vibrant and detailed, and the pressing urge to take in and devour everything around you. The second phase, might more closely resemble a bad trip: Difficult to relax, disorienting, and at times feeling like things are a little too real. In order to enjoy the excellent ups, and endure the daunting lows, you will have to pay close attention to your spiritual reserves, and be wise with your karmic credit. This means saving it up during the good times so you will have enough in the bank to cash in during more stressful times. There is little you can do to prevent the roller coaster of life from taking course. Ride all the twists and turns, and acknowledge the reality that what rises high, will eventually fall.
Stoner Taurus you can’t avoid times of folly. You can prepare for them by diving deep into the positive and fun times. When opportunity arises to hang out with your partners-in-chronic, be sure to put them in your pipe and smoke them up every chance you get. Especially in the first half of the month, you can expect security on the terrestrial plane. A pleasant normalcy and comfort-ability will permeate throughout daily life. You will have the freedom to spread those good ganja vibes. Roll ‘em up, and smoke ‘em down stoner Taurus. The cannabis crew is ready to make sure summer goes out in a blaze! The good times will be full and fruitful, even work will hum along at a pleasant pace; but remember, these feelings will not last forever.
Eventually, the sun will set on the smooth sailing days, making way for rougher waters. The secretive stoner Taurus may lose their ability to disguise emotions, and they will feel more vulnerable to the changing tides. Yes, this period may leave the stoner Taurus feeling raw, bare, and exposed to the harsh elements of the cosmos. But, fear not by bold stoner Bull. Call upon the positivity and passion you stock piled during the first half of the month to help you weather the coming storms. Toke time with the sacred herb to cope and soothe the nerves. Friends with weed are friends indeed. Sharing your favorite strains with your favorite cannabis companions will help you regain your balance until you are able to rely upon your own stoney sea-legs. The boat is going to rock sometimes stoner Taurus, you can’t help this. But, you can relax and enjoy the motion of the ocean. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see that the storm will eventually pass, and clear skies will shine on you again.
Stoner Taurus with so much sunshine and hours in the day, August will be one of the few periods in which you will be able to have your greens and smoke them too. While it is still important to keep your eye on the task at hand, you will have the will and the resources to burn through the work day. This will create more time to get back to your smoke filled summer fun. Whether your summer plans include a staycation, or a stoney adventure traversing the terrestrial plane, the one thing you can count on is having one epic and transformative spiritual journey.
August is all about discovering internal desires to reveal the truth behind the smoky vail. Be brave stoner Taurus. The spiritual waters may start off murky and seem daunting, but dive deep! Wade through the depths for honest self-assessment of your strengths and weaknesses. Remember, you do not need to navigate these uncharted waters alone. Your closest cannabis companions will always be down to ride, or sail with you through the ups and downs. As long as the stash jar is stocked, spirits will remain high.
Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Before you will ever get to the desired destination, you need to know where you want to go. Only then should you pack the pipe, call up the cannabis crew, and plot a course toward a place of peace and prosperity. Ultimately, it is up to you to decide what move to make next. Be deliberate in your actions. Some coworkers may not be able to keep quiet about the buzz of their own social excursions when on the clock. You must find a non-confrontational way to rise above the annoying workplace chatter. Toke time to dedicate a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to contemplate peaceful conflict resolution. Reflecting with the sacred herb will allow you to regroup and recoup in a maddening situation.
Making time to cloud the room and clear the mind can mean the difference between getting caught up in daydreams and distractions, or staying focused on the grind. Once you handle business, you can get back to what truly matters: Soaking in and toking up the sunny summer.
Stoner Taurus there will be some moments in July where it might feel like there is something funky in the air, and we’re not just talking about the sweet scent of freshly burnt sensimilla. While this period may be tainted by a cosmic malaise or queasy feeling, it will be important to avoid being … ma-lazy. I have the remedy my lovely stoner bull: Meditate and medicate with a trusted Sativa strain of the sacred herb. The objective is to avoid getting ‘stoned’ and stuck; instead toke-up to keep energy levels elevated and maintain a higher motivation. Those that get off the couch and ‘do’, will accomplish almost limitless projects and goals. Don’t let the sunny days of July dwindle and slip away stoner Taurus. If you can think it, and if you can dream it, you should get out there and get it done!
Please note: There is a difference between high aspirations and having your head stuck in the clouds. It can be nice to take a break, and lift your head above the stress of the day. But this month it will be important to invoke the healing side of the sacred herb. A holistic approach will be needed during this season. Self care will be the foundation for all other accomplishments. Meditative smoke sessions should also focus on what motivates you. This internal understanding is crucial to chart a course to your progressive destination. There is a great green world all around us, just waiting to be explored. Grab the ganja and your canna-crew. Get off the couch and find your bliss!
Stoner Taurus the path forward may not always be lit with navigational markers. When you run into an obstacle, find a way around, over, or under it. Creativity and relentless determination will see you through to your final destination. Be persistent, but be aware of spill over. Other tokin’ terrestrials close to you may be going through their own conflicts with the cosmos. Don’t impose your will or perspective without being invited to do so. Empathy, understanding, and herbal infused fellowship will be key to progress through any uncertain stages.
Stoner Taurus smoke up, settle down, and be sure to bring plenty of munchies. June is going to be one wild ride; kind of like an encounter with a potent edible. Be aware the journey will be positive overall, but side effects may include wild swings of confidence and emotion. Know that regardless of whether the majority of the experience is positive, or at times less pleasant, the ride will eventually come to an end. The best advice for navigating your way through these smoky times is to seek allyship. Canna-buddies and smoke circle acquaintances will be the secret ingredient to ensure this month gets baked properly. You know the one: That bud loving buddy who is there to remind you everything is going to be ok. The friend who is able to tell you when needed, “You just trippin.”
Strict focus on the tasks at hand will be required to make it through this unstable cosmic period. Take time early in the month for a meditative smoke session. Cloud up the air and clear your mind. A balanced hybrid will be the best sacred selection to keep your aspirations high, and your mental game grounded. Seek strains low in THC and higher in CBD. The ideal balance will be struck when you find the sacred herb that helps you medicate without feeling like you’re sky high.
I usually avoid strict and overly direct advice, but be forewarned stoner Taurus: This month is not the time to take risky chances in business, or to be reckless with your finances. Any and all investments should have a clear short term payoff, and debt should be avoided. The goal is to be able to pay it forward, not getting stuck having to pay it back.
In the sphere of love, act with conviction. While you should move carefully when making financial decisions, be prepared to go all-in without equivocation when it comes to matters of the heart. This applies to both the single and synced up stoner Taurus. Be sincere and succinct in your conduct toward current and future cannabis companions.
All in all this may not sound like an overtly positive month, but it is. Or, rather it can be if you make it stoner Taurus. Creativity and artistic endeavors will rise above the frantic fray during this time. It will be those moments in between hard work and smoke circle socializing that you will be able to dive into that passion project you’ve been putting off. While this season might be marred by uncertain swings, your soul and spirit will soar from your creative achievements.
Stoner Taurus the planetary alignment of May will bring a stagnant chill influence to both the personal and business realm. This interesting cosmic malaise will leave you without support, but also without negative machinations. Whether the bowl is half full or empty, the stoner Taurus bull still tokes on.
Let’s look at the month of May in two halves split by the full flower moon of the 18th.
Fuel your own engine. With stagnant universal influence, motivation and energy must come from within. Avoid all Indica strains of the sacred herb. Matching the calm of the cosmos with this chill bud could lead to your downfall stoner Taurus. The first 17 days of the period should be approached on a strict diet of Sativa greens. The calm cosmic winds provide more stable ground to stand on. This is the perfect time to strike up a small business adventure, or focus on ways to shine and climb at work. Production must come from within, but it will lead to progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: The first half effort must be coupled with methodical contemplation and patient execution. No rushing, especially in potentially dramatic situations. Seek allies in your quest for productive progress. Assemble a team of canna-buddies, and take down those goals.
This will be the optimal time to focus on the personal sphere. After the full moon, the personal sphere will become dynamic with swirling winds of change. Chill stoner Taurus, both single and partnered bulls will be able to ride these dynamic winds to positive outcomes. The stagnant universal influence will continue, but personal evaluation will come from the clear skies. Now the Indica species of the sacred herb will assist you. Sink into yourself and soar high above the terrestrial plain. Seek a high minded perspective to maneuver within the chaotic messages.
Channel your inner positive self stoner Taurus. The bowl is half full.
Stoner Taurus all five senses will be lit up in April as the likelihood of commingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts is high. Single, engaged, married Taurus’s, it does not matter. Your aura and energy will be well placed among your cannabis crew. Although you may be flying high in your cannabis fueled space suit, all the pleasures on the terrestrial plane will be available.
Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Behave and act with true and honest intentions. Be guarded so as not to be taken advantage of, and even monitor your own actions, so as not to take advantage of others. Pleasure at the expense of others will surely lead to a spiral of cosmic negativity. Puff puff pass on the judgement and manipulation stoner Taurus. Options and opportunities for enjoyment will be plentiful without forcing the issue. Allow the sacred herb to connect you with your inner self. Internal guidance will send you on the right path.
The work sphere can’t be put on cruise control, but the personal sphere will take most of your energy and focus in April. Mind your requisites stoner Taurus, and work will take care of itself. While the current work life may be straightforward without deviation, universal influences support a bold new idea to supplement your income. Perhaps this is the month to kick start that side hustle you’ve been researching. Much like smoking a joint, executing an ambitious idea starts with a spark and finishes with a satisfying exhale. Idea, follow through, completion, and now you are smokin!
With all the socializing expected in April, take time for self before and near the full moon of the 19th. A solo deep dive with the sacred herb in your favorite comfy smoke spot is the perfect recipe to rest and recuperate. Once you have recharged your internal batteries, you can get back to mingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts.
Stoner Taurus before you share the love, you must first turn your focus inward. Early in the month, give the necessary attention to align the Chakras, and awaken the third eye. This initial spiritual investment will have significant returns lasting throughout the remainder of the month. A crucial factor for the success this period will be confidence. Steer clear of sacred herbal strains that may assist paranoia. These will only perpetuate self doubt, and needless second guessing. Remember, regardless of how bumpy the ride gets, you got this stoner Taurus. Day to day situations and obstacles will be overcome with simple attentive stewardship. Stay on the grind, and when the going gets tough – light one up. Spring is a time to spark up your flower, and stop to smell the roses. Before you know it, summer will be upon us, and you’ll soon be burning bowls with your best buds at your favorite smoke spots!
Stay alert stoner Taurus! New smoke buddies and cannabis companions are highly likely in March. The first month of spring will provide sprouts that will soon become budding relationships. But, do not rely on new smoke circle acquaintances with material concerns. You should always be open and honest, but also selective with whom you share your inner insights. Don’t rush the growth of a new sprout! In time, new buds might become some of your most trusted cannabis confidants. Sometimes it is just a matter of time, so stay steady on a slow burn.
Keep the lines of communications clear and open this month. Strength in your values will be crucial for important matters; but you must also allow new information to change your perspective. Take time for solo smoke sessions during the month. These solo efforts will help keep you grounded, and ready to pivot if needed. Core values are important to help our roots grow deep and strong, but there is also wisdom in knowing when it is time to uproot ourselves, and sow new seeds.
Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Avoid grand or risky endeavors on the terrestrial plane in March. Don’t rush! Hasty errors will lead to more time fixing issues. Again, with your third eye open to detail, all work related tasks will be accomplished successfully. This is even more true for the home-life. As long as you stay attentive to the task at hand, you will inspire those around you to reach greater highs.
Stoner Taurus cosmic influences will shift into a new phase in February. Determination and willpower will help you push forward in matters of finance and work. But after the work day is done, all lights are green for recreation and relaxation. There will be ample opportunities to light one up with your smoke circle. Be sure to recognize the moment; whether it be passing ideas back and forth with a blunt, or learning something new about a cannabis companion, this shared experience will bring light to the winter month. But remember stoner Taurus: Kushy cosmic support will come after the work is done. Do not neglect your economic duty for entertainment and recreation.
Get outta here stoner Taurus! Get out and enjoy life! The cosmic support you receive will increase exponentially with the amount you participate in the world around you. So puff-puff-pass the joint to a canna-buddy, and start contemplating your terrestrial excursions.
In these travels throughout February, it is highly likely that past connections will come back into your life. Take comfort that it is a time of stability and peace in the personal sphere. The outcome of these encounters could vary from mending fences to igniting new memories. The sacred herb has the power to bring resolution and understanding in these circumstances. Toke time with our green lady of fire whenever a personally perplexing situation arises.
Set aside time near the end of the month for a meditative smoke session. Bathe in all of the experiences from February, soak them up. Lessons will be learned for future travels. Focus on alignment with your inner self, your true self. Confidence must be strong to achieve progress moving into the next phase of life.