Scorpio

Water Sign – The Scorpion – October 23 – November 21

The stoner Scorpio may be considered a wild card in the stoner Zodiac. The combination of psychic skills and calculated long-term planning creates a mysterious perception of the stoner Scorpion. But who wouldn’t want a clairvoyant careful planner in their smoke circle?

The stoner Scorpio draws a lot of their universal intentions from the emotional realm. As with life and roller coasters, emotional based navigation can lead to ups and downs. A well balanced hybrid strain like Mango Kush or Cheese is the best match for the stoner Scorpio. The sacred herb can balance mood while enhancing their third eye vision.

Be gentle with a stoner Scorpio when they enter your smoke circle. The stoner Scorpion is guarded among bud loving buddies, but they really open up once they become a close cannabis companion.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month sets up to be a blessed period, but it won’t be devoid of tactical nuance.  So much of the universal influence  and support in September centers around effort born from creativity, married to community.  Wow, that was a mouthful.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb to tap into the creative complex of the cosmos.  A cannabis strain like Purple Haze could be the perfect tool to tap the cosmic collective consciousness.

Stoner Scorpio, the ideas and inspiration that come from this early meditative medicated smoke session will most likely focus on community.  Any adventure worth doing is better done with the canna-fam.

Ok stoner Scorpio, you have the ideas.  You have the network of nug-loving canna-buddies.  The remainder of September will be all about hard work and patience.

Early moments in the month will require tapping into the creative vibes of the universal flow.  The remainder of the month will require hard work to execute the creative mining.

Load the stash jar with a cannabis strain that supports mental focus.  Sour Diesel should do nicely.  Manifestation on our terrestrial plane requires more than meditation stoner Scorpio.  Use your cannabis copilot to support the effort, and clarity, required to execute your

creative concoctions.

My fierce Scorpion, there is one hidden element out of your control that must be discussed.  Your network of canna-buddies will be required to fulfill your cosmic creation.  However, you cannot control their level of effort or excitement in your project.

Understanding and empathy are tools required of any kind project leader.  

Once again, you can use the enlightened connection of the sacred herb to assist you in harnessing the herd.  When frustration mounts, toke a timeout with cannabis.  Reset

your mindset.  Manifest patience.  All things worth doing are best done together.  But we all have different speeds in which we operate.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays?  Not you, not this August!  No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming.

And it comes fast stoner Scorpio.  Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August as all your hard work recently will transition to project completion and professional development.

Be mindful my stoner Scorpion.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision toward your ambitious options.  Use your keen canna-eyesight to analyze the available projects and your valuable time resource.  The key to August will be to embrace the ambitious celestial influence with confidence, but also with conservative logic.

Stoner Scorpio, your spirit animal will morph into a work horse with an abundance of options on the terrestrial plane.  But this cosmic blessing is also a hidden trap.  

You may want to walk or run down all the trails in front of you.  Take on every challenge available.  The universe will provide a brisk wind to power your ambitious sails, but this very same positive influence could be a trap door for negativity.  

Gluttony of ambition could leave you bloated and overwhelmed once the music stops.

This is where your cannabis prescription for August will play a key role.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb to lay out a cost benefit analysis of the potential projects and the available time resource each will consume.

Stoner Scorpio, pack bowls of high CBD cannabis for the ambitious work day.  Hold stash jar reserves of the Indica species for the evening unwind.  Your daily routine will follow this formula:  Grind – Appreciate – Repeat.  

Reflective appreciation for life, and what you have built, will be a necessary step to maintain the momentum of ambitious progress.  These medicated meditative moments of pause in between task mastery will also assist with relationships within the smoke circle.

The New Moon of the 8th marks an important window of clarity within the cosmic hustle and bustle of August.  It is impossible to move past errors, mistakes, and transgressions without acknowledging them stoner Scorpio.  The cosmos will offer insight and progress with the passing of the New Moon on the 8th.  But it will be up to you to inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and turn your third eye gaze inward.  Self analysis is never easy, but the breakthroughs last a lifetime.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio rejoice!  It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits.  Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots.  Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down.

The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination to recoil from outward ambition.  Tail tingling, you should strut your stuff on the terrestrial plane in the second Summer month.

It’s time to come out of your cozy cave stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  The cosmos will bring a logical gust of wind into your house this month.  This base logical influence, mixed with your bright and energetic Sativa cannabis copilot, will allow you to shed your natural guards.

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Sharpen your stinger stoner Scorpio!  No soul will be injured, but your powers must be on full display in July.  Especially at the beginning of the month, release tension with contemplative smoke sessions.  Dive deep into yourself.

Now is the time to ask important questions of yourself and the universe.  Answers will surely be found this month stoner Scorpio.  And these answers will come without reservation or injury.  Your cannabis copilot will assist in the creativity of inquiry, and the rationale of response.

But what is a smooth Summer month without adventure?  Buckle up, hit the road, and make sure you take your cannabis travel kit with you.  Whether it is a backyard barbeque with the ganja gang, or a nighttime dip under the celestial lights, fun favors the baked my stellar Scorpion.

Feel the energy of the moment stoner Scorpio.  Opening yourself up to the wonder of the universe, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, may not be your usual jam.  But universal support will accentuate an expansive mind and body this month.

So much of this cosmic tale works in concert with the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  But if nerves and emotions start to fray with burnt bowls under the Summer sun, be sure to mix in a cannabis strain like Harlequin with low THC levels.  Perhaps you smoke the Green Crack during meditative question inducing smoke sessions, and Harlequin during the ambitious answering adventures.

The world is yours this month stoner Scorpio, smoke it like you own it!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Scorpio the June time period could be legendary!  Progress and personal breakthroughs found in future time periods may be tied back to this time right now.  You have a secret weapon.  You have a cannabis copilot to guide you through periods like this to find triumph where competition wasn’t even expected.

Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Scorpio.  Retrograde has become a bad word in astrological machinations.  But is it really?  You will dispel the rumors that Mercury retrograde is an unbreakable chain linked to negativity within the stoner Zodiac.  Let’s look at this month like a bag of cannabis gifted from a canna-grower.  Sure, you find some seeds and stems, but at the heart of this holistic bag of good green is patience, love, and fellowship.  If the medicated meditations are beneficial, do the seeds and stems really matter in the end?  Of course not stoner Scorpio, and you can see that.

The key to progressive success in June will be the ability to expand your mind, slow time, and view yourself and our terrestrial world from a higher perspective.  This month is made for you my deep thinking Scorpion.  Toke time to carve out many deep medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Instead of recommending a particular strain, I recommend finding a holistic bag of homegrown good green.  Know the source stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with the most local, and quality grown herb you can find.  Use this enhanced connection with cannabis to guide your contemplative smoke sessions.  Our cosmic spaceship will seemingly slow its rotation, and you will be able to see terrestrial matters more clearly with your enhanced third eye sight.

Sure sure stoner Scorpio, Mercury retrograde will cause fits and hitches in your planned terrestrial travels.  But the broader theme of expanded perspective will solve the fret and worry of such unexpected detours.  With a keen third eye sight from a lifted perspective, these hiccups and roadblocks will seem trivial to your long term travels.  Float on stoner Scorpio, and be sure to tell us all how you got there when you reach your final destination.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio?  Of course you do my brave Scorpion.  Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs.

One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally.  As you travel through May, you will shed complex layers of emotional and spiritual understanding.  Each layer peeled will be like a rebirth of perception within our terrestrial existence.  Heavy stuff right?  The cosmic trick to this period will be the unexpected nature and frequency of these personal epiphanies.  I recommend flexibility within your schedule so that deep dives with the sacred herb can be accommodated at the right moments.  

Stoner Scorpio, stock the stash jar with two cannabis varieties this month.  First, a deep Indica strain that can assist you in slowing down the world to find deeper connection with self.  Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush should do nicely.  This sacred herbal tool should be used in meditative moments when the universal rollercoaster is ratcheting higher and higher with increased tension.  It is in these moments when you must face the terrestrial fear of the outside world, and connect with your inner voice for guidance.  Second, keep a balanced hybrid cannabis strain like Blue Dream or Sherbert as your daily driver.  You need to balance my swift Scorpion!  After you’ve faced your fears, and communicated with your inner self, you will need sure feet, and a calm head, to practice and enact your new understanding among your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Progress and growth are the key drivers to the celestial influence of May.  But instead of a helpless passenger, you will be driving the change.  The rollercoaster is a great metaphor for May; but maybe instead of placing yourself in the cart for this analogy, you should manifest yourself as the carnival conductor.  You are the master of this ride stoner Scorpio.  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession.  Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind.  The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth.

Physical projects give way in April to mental healing.  You have been a busy Scorpion the last few months primming and primping everything around you. But the cosmic influence of April supports taking a break from the go-go lifestyle you have created.  I hear you stoner Scorpio, “What if there is still so much to do?”  We are all the masters of our own decisions, but if you burn that one extra bowl, you might get overcooked. Seek balance my productive Scorpio.  There is no premonition of a stagnant period, but at some point you have to turn the volume of the physical world down so you can hear your inner voice speak.  Turn your power to manifest in the physical realm into a focus on self care.  How many impending deadlines do you create from your own internal pressure?  Find Sublime more in life in April, “I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  Balance stoner Scorpio.  You can still operate with efficiency in the terrestrial world, but now is the time to pencil in that smoke filled siesta into your calendar.

Don’t forget to get out stoner Scorpio!  So much work on your physical space recently, toke time to enjoy the majesty of our terrestrial world.  If a partner-in-chronic calls you out, join them!  Time away from your personal space with nature, some good green, and your best buds, might be the expedition that recharges the mental batteries, and opens your third eye to new perspectives.  

All of these prescribed breaks from the physical space you’ve focused on so much recently sets up an important end to April.  The Full Moon of the 26th may cause stress and insecurity within your canna-fam.  But you, stoner Scorpio, with your intuitive nature, and freshly recharged cosmic spacesuit, will be able to assist your cannabis companions through a potentially chaotic time.  Perhaps all that personal time in April fortifying your cosmic life boat will lift you, and your canna-fam, to safety as you steer toward progress in the next period.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Scorpio the month of March sets up as a tale of two halves, split by the Spring Equinox on the 20th.  Celestial bodies will impart great influence on the stoner Scorpions of the world, but in dramatically different ways at different times.  Sit back, relax, and take tokes of the marijuana smoke; with help from your sacred herbal assistant, navigating these distinct periods will be as smooth as an ice chilled bong rip.

Get ready stoner Scorpio, the first two decades of March will be filled with a creative burst from the cosmos.  This surge of creative energy will be best served within personal spaces.  Find fun creative projects that enhance your living space.  The cannabis prescription for this phase before the 20th is a bit tricky.  Pure Sativa cannabis strains should be avoided.  Leaning into this creative cosmic vibe might turn the energetic cosmic influence into scatterbrained frustration.  However, a pure Indica strain of the sacred herb should also be avoided.  You certainly don’t want to waste this positive push by getting lost in a couch lock haze.  Therefore, find a true hybrid 50-50 strain to get the best of both worlds, and avoid the heavy influence of both worlds at the same time.

Stoner Scorpio, there is a bit more to the first two decades of the month.  The New Moon of the 13th marks an opportunity for new projects or fulfillment.  Toke time for planning and organizing before the New Moon, and then executing your grand design after the New Moon.

After the Spring Equinox of the 20th, the universal influence will remain energetic, but there will be a switch in focus from the personal sphere to the work sphere.  Be prepared to tackle all of your terrestrial missions.  This may seem daunting after a couple weeks of creative personal output, but you will have the energy from the universe in this exciting busy season to accomplish any task on your list.  I have two specific recommendations to keep you charging ahead.  First, maintain the integrity of your cosmic spacesuit with a healthy diet and exercise.  You will become an athlete tackling the to-do list within the economic machinery of our terrestrial world; you must take care of your physical body to maintain your performance.  Second the sacred herb should be utilized after the hard charge of the day is done to relax, and feel the blessings of the universe.  Make sure the stash jar is loaded with your favorite Indica strain for these moments.  Light one up, breathe in the natural relaxing influence of our sacred plant, and recharge your batteries for the next day’s battle.

You can have it all this month stoner Scorpio.  I’ll light a celebratory bowl to that!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere.  Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains.  This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally.  Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

Refresh and revamp stoner Scorpio!  Seek out creative endeavors within your physical personal space.  Is it time to try something new?  Perhaps a project that has been lingering in the back of your head?  The final Winter month is the perfect time to improve your personal space.  Perhaps this will be a kick start into the coming Spring season.  Use the creative enhancement of the sacred herb to guide your action at home.  Target the New Moon of the 11th.  Plan out a staycation with your favorite cannabis strain, and your tools of creative manifestation.  You might find that during all this outward activity within your physical space, great work might unfold internally.  Sink deep into this creative smoke session.  Whereas the focus might be on your physical space, it could be internal house cleaning that benefits you the most.

Last month I wrote about the powerful sting of the stoner Scorpion.  The danger continues into the February time period.  You don’t want to injure your cannabis companions or close members of the canna-fam.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill out and gain perspective before striking out with your powerful sting in moments of anger or frustration.  By the Full Moon of the 27th, internal emotions will change.  A new period will bring new organization and attitudes toward the inner smoke circle.  Find your chill with the sacred herb until the Full Moon stoner Scorpio; your cannabis companions will thank you.

These internal efforts to cleanse, modify, or improve your internal space can be daunting and exhausting.  Toke time to reward yourself for these efforts.  Mid month, cut time out in the schedule for a solo smoke session just for you.  Find joy in a personal activity.  Let out the frustrations of life as a terrestrial astronaut with personal motion.  Dance, paint, build, write, or simply read a good book.  Take the time for self to push out energy and emotion into something you enjoy.

Self improvement all starts from personal action.  Go!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Scorpio the beginning to 2021 will be a blessing from the universe.  With the right blend of medication and meditation, your inner self will find contentment while you make plans for great progress on the terrestrial plane.

It’s time to focus on the inner smoke circle stoner Scorpio.  Cannabis companions and the canna-fam will need your attention and spirit.  But keep in mind this is a selfless task.  Don’t stop and wait for acknowledgement or praise.  The time spent burning bowls and passing joints with those you care about will be all the reward generated by the universe.  

Grand adventures on the terrestrial plane will wait for other periods as this month will be more about life as a domestic astronaut.  As you focus on family, also take on special missions directed at your inner self and domicile.  A secluded life as a home-body is in the cosmic cards for January.  Use the inspirational aspects of the sacred herb to address changes or alterations you wish to make at home and with yourself.  In many ways, January can be looked at as a great month to make improvements in relationships and home-life; and aren’t those the things that matter most?

I have a specific warning for you stoner Scorpio:  The sharp sting of your poisonous tail could be a danger between the 8th and the 12th.  The waning crescent moon on the 8th marks a period where emotions and tempers could fall out of control.  Dig into your stash of Indica strains during this period.  Perhaps make plans for those deep solo medicated planning sessions during this time.  Above all, recognize that you possess a dangerous weapon in your sharp stinger.  You don’t want to hurt close cannabis companions with unintended strikes.  Use the calming nature of the sacred herb to chill out in heated moments.  You can always reflect back, and assess what really matters on the New Moon of the 12th.

Positive meditations in January will possess positive manifestations in future time periods.  Where do you want to be in the future?  Toke time to storyboard this grand desire.  Puff puff plan with the sacred herb.  This medicated exercise will have a powerful effect, setting in motion the magic of manifestation.  I know stoner Scorpio, you are too clever for the magic mojo.  So I will say it plainly:  

Step 1.  Toke time to meditate on where you want to go.  

Step 2.  Toke time to develop a plan of action.

Step 3.  The process begins one toke at a time!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December.

Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity.  This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish endeavors.  But to be clear, we are all individuals rolling and toking our way through this terrestrial existence, so even my visions are open to interpretation by spicy Scorpions.  

Chill and relax in the first half of the month up until the New Moon of the 14th.  Find a sweet cannabis strain that inspires relaxation and contentment.  Now is the time to spend a little on your personal happiness and well being.  For some this might be as simple as a hair cut or spa day.  For others maybe more extravagant like a trip or weekend get-a-way.  No matter your tact, be sure to use the sacred herb as a tool to enhance your greater well being, and content mental state.  In the end, after this blessed 14 day period, you might find you have gotten more done in the terrestrial world than expected because of your bright and energized mood.

Stoner Scorpio after the New Moon, a different phase will take over for the remainder of the month.  This new phase will not be better or worse than the first 14 days, just different.  The holiday season can bring smoke circle acquaintances and distant family members into our sphere of influence.  With your mood and spirit balanced, you will be well positioned to take on a leadership role within this phase.  Seek out the Girl Scout Cookies cannabis strain to lean into this bright and positive emotional period.  Use the sacred herb as an enhancement to positive vibes and moods.  It’s possible your bright mood and positive outlook will be all the leadership required to make this holiday season one to remember for the entire cann-fam.

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