The Stoner Scorpio can be the most passionate cannabis activist. A good smoke session with cannabis companions will get them motivated.

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Scorpio March 2018

Stoner Scorpio March will be an active and impactful period. One might say that the plentiful opportunities available in March may be the very point of danger during the month. So feel free to spark one up early and often in March stoner Scorpio, but make sure to engage your third eye in the analytical process of decision making.

Energy and productivity will be high. There will be no need to contemplate strains or species of the sacred herb as universal support will be strong enough that no herbal energetic compensation will be required. However, you must stay engaged in every aspect of your life. Avoid superfluous opportunities. Focus on direct task oriented achievements. In other words, embrace the daily grind stoner Scorpio. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on engaging your third eye. See opportunities from a high altitude so that as much information can be taken in before embarking on a specific path. The more you risk the more you can lose. Especially if you rely on the advice or work of others to complete your projects. This is not the period to place trust in others. Straight forward progress of your own work within your own responsibility will see you through to success this month.

You must take time to take care stoner Scorpio. Your mind and your cosmic space suit need your attention in March. With a go-go lifestyle full of moments of deep contemplation and concentrative decisions, you must take moments to recover and recuperate. Schedule moments of solitude. Get lit stoner Scorpio. Find a natural spring to use as a retreat. Maybe a hiking adventure to that hidden waterfall for the most majestic smoke spot will suit you well. Perhaps take that yoga or spin class you have been thinking about. Or a deep meditative dive in a float tank is the perfect joint. Seek healthy alternative states to enhance your personal growth. Invite some cannabis companions along for the adventure. Smoke buddies that sweat together, stay healthy together.

Scorpio February 2018

Can you feel it, Stoner Scorpio, can you feel the magic?! While other signs are burrowing in, waiting out the remainder of winter weather, going nowhere fast, you are inspired and energized and ready to take on the world. Your own motivation and zeal may surprise you, but remember there is no such thing as a guaranteed win. Whether or not you choose to use this surplus of spirit for productive purposes will be completely up to you. While those nearest to you will be attracted to your success and drive, it will be important to listen to the input of others. Before plans are put into action, take some time to share a bowl and meditate on tasks ahead. This shared experience will help to get everyone on the same page and aligned as to be the most efficient in working towards accomplishing the group’s goals. Although you are likely to emerge as the obvious choice for leader, it is important to consider everyone’s feelings towards the matter.

You may feel the fire within and feel like there is nothing you can’t do, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember there are those around you who are more than willing to offer a helping hand—you don’t have to do everything by yourself. While it would be possible to accomplish your goals on your own accord, you will experience more success if you allow others to carry some of the workload. In between projects, you and your cannabis cohorts should reward yourselves for a job well done with something sweet, and green, and inspiring. Perhaps you all get together to make a pan of chocolate, sativa-infused space brownies. Or, maybe you prefer to keep it simple by matching bowls of your favorite flower. Whatever the selected method, know that by taking time for these bonding experiences off the clock, where everyone is able to express their creative sides, and allow themselves to get a little hazy, all involved will be more focused and refreshed when it is time to get back to the grind.

As stated before, you can expect to be quite accomplished this February, even if you decide to roll solo for the month. But, like previously suggested, you will have a better time and greater adventures if you are joined by your closest Partners in Chronic. Just like on a road trip, it is beneficial to have a copilot. As you journey down the cosmic highway we call life, it will be helpful to have a navigator, confidant, or simply someone to help you eat all the munchies. Make sure, however, you are willing to make the pit stops your fellow travelers want to make as well, this way everyone will make the most of the miles journeyed.

Scorpio January 2018

For Stoner Scorpios, the new year ushers in a time to take chances, so don’t be afraid to dig around in the dirt. While you are certain to encounter uncharted territories and explore new grounds, you will need to keep your eyes on the road ahead and avoid unnecessary distractions. Know that the work you get done now will pay off exponentially in the long run–remember it is the soil you till now which will produce bountiful harvests in the future.

What’s even better is you will not need to brave these new journeys by yourself. You can expect to have multiple smoke buddies who will be glad to join you in your travels and to help move you closer to your final destinations. Whether you invite your fellow partners in chronic along for the ride, is completely up to you Stoner Scorpio. Although others may be willing to join you, you can expect it to be equally rewarding if you decide to fly solo for a while. It can be nice to have multiple minds to help problem solve when you encounter obstacles along your way, but at the end of the day, you will be the one who will be most effective. So, remember there is nothing wrong if you need to take some alone time for self-exploration. Whichever you choose, be sure you are properly equipped…in other words, don’t forget to pack your pipe and stash before you hit the road.

Your efforts to create more efficiency in the workplace will be noticed by your peers, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember, these alterations to our environments by no means need to be drastic or permanent. Simple and small changes can add up to create noticeable differences. It is time to be more vocal and to take on more of a leadership position. Your coworkers already trust and value your opinions and respect your work ethic–so all that is left to do is to put a label on it. Because of your advancement on the job, it is recommended to keep work and play separate. So, at least until you have grown into your new roles and responsibilities it is advised to keep the pipe at home. This will help to ensure ensure that you are clear headed when it comes to actually implementing ideas into actions. While mary jane might inspire you and contribute to your creative approaches to obstacles at work, you will best execute the tasks in front of you when you’re not under the influence.

This January, you will always be able to rely on your partner in chronic to come through with a bowl and ears ready to listen in your time of need. It is advised for you to stick with Indica varieties this month. With so many aspects of your life being in significant stages of flux, it will serve you well to keep yourself grounded. By maintaining a level head you will be able to achieve any goal you set for yourself and are sure to take you and your canna-companion to greater, and higher heights.

Scorpio December 2017

You have been saving for a long, long time, Stoner Scorpio. It is now the time to spend some of that hard earned green. This does not mean you should become too wild or wasteful, however. You have your mind set toward the future, and it has finally arrived. For you, it is about quality over quantity. You have always been of the mindset that it is better to smoke an ounce of the good stuff, versus a pound of poorly cultivate product. This holds even more true as you make investments into the long term. Whatever big purchases you decide to allow yourself to indulge, know more than just yourself will benefit from these niceties. Your kindness will show those around you that you truly believe: sharing is caring.

Your excitement from reaching the next level will help to uplift and motivate coworkers and friends. This kind of inviting aura is likely to attract new acquaintances as well. Do not fear though, those whom you attract are not only after your monetary accomplishments. They have noticed your genuine glow and only want to learn how they can achieve similar results. Be confident in the advice you give as many will come to see you as a leader. Remember, while many hold you in high regard, this does not mean you are above everyone else. In your case, you can have your buds and smoke them too. Meaning, this December, you will be able to stay firmly grounded, even if your head is in the clouds.

Stoner Scorpio, you should not be surprised if a budding romantic, prospective partner becomes your new and closest canna-companion. As far as the romantic aspects of life go, it can be said, you’re on fire. Your overall confidence is sure to intrigue and inspire someone whose eye you’ve caught to take a chance on you. Although, it will be a far cry from a gamble. Like your finances, you will know a good investment when you see one, and the same can be said of your potential suitor. This romance, however, will not be a power play. Rather, you will realize that individually you possess the seeds for amazing growth; but, together your mutual growth will be a thing of marvelous proportions.

Scorpio November 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may be feeling like you have found your cosmic groove, and what is even better is that you have. You are known for being open with your feelings and never being shy when it comes to sharing your emotions. It will be important for your closest relationships that you find a delicate balance between honesty, and being perceived as overbearing. Not everyone will be able to handle your intensity, but all those that you call friends will appreciate your candidness. The upside of all your tangible energies, is that you’ll be able to identify who in your immediate smoking circle will be down to ride when you are ready to explore uncharted roads.

Just like the fresh herb that you are fortunate enough to enjoy, you can expect your romantic and personal relationships to be lit this month. While some might shy away from your outgoing personality, you are likely to attract those who share more in common with your persuasive ways. Together you will lay the foundations for new relationships that will endure for many moons to come. November will provide positive growth for you and your closest cannabis companions. As long as you each take the time to reflect and meditate individually, together you be a dynamic duo and an unstoppable force to be reckoned with.

When it comes to getting work done, don’t worry about what what your peers are doing, what matters in the long run are your personal accomplishments. While it is always beneficial to enlist helping hands when tackling complex projects, you will find the best success if you trust your own instincts. You have your mind set on getting things done, and you will be the best at measuring your own progress. It will be important to remember that amidst all the hustle and bustle, take time to relax and recharge those batteries. Meditating and medicating with our sacred maryjane will help to ensure that you are ready for any challenge that comes your way.

Scorpio October 2017

Stoner Scorpio October brings an opportunity for self improvement. Please understand that this opportunity does not come from the pressures of society, but from within yourself. Buddha once said, “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Meditative or medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb in October should focus on listening to your inner spirit stoner Scorpio.

Early in the month there is a cosmic cleansing moment. The full moon arrives on October 6th. The universe is offering a helping hand, cleansing old communication breakdowns with your inner spirit. This is the perfect time stoner Scorpio to take a deep dive internally. Grind up your favorite strain of the sacred herb and take time by yourself to meditate on realigning your mind, body, and spirit. This truly can be a magical time of self awareness and reflection.

With this renewed alignment with your inner voice you will find communication with your cannabis companions and loved ones will come more naturally. Take time to celebrate life with a shared bowl among cannabis companions. For those stoner Scorpios in a committed relationship, romance and intimacy will be sweet and sticky like the dank cola of the cannabis plant.

Perhaps most importantly during the October time period, the stoner Scorpio should become keenly aware of their most desired dreams and aspirations. Cleansing and realignment will allow for a more focussed visualization of dreams and goals. We can’t obtain or travel to our desired destination if we never take the time to understand what or where that destination resides. This realignment with self will go far beyond the October time period stoner Scorpio. Be sure to journal your ideas now so you can bask in the prideful glow of future accomplishment.

Scorpio September 2017

Stoner Scorpio, if you had any reservations during summer about undertaking new adventures or expeditions, the beginning of fall will be the time to take the leap. The coming of the new season will be an excellent opportunity to take the chances on prospects you might have been wary of. It is not guaranteed that everything will proceed precisely according to your plans, but rest assured that your odds of success are at an all time high. However, it is advised that you keep your loftiest enterprises to your most inner smoking circle. It is with these people that you will be best able to be open with and collaborate on expanding your new ideas. Bring out those blossoming, sativa-dominant strains and let the creativity continue to flow.

In contrast, when it comes to the work sphere, it may be advised to stick to methods that have already been proven to produce results. While in personal and home life, you could benefit from thinking outside the box, at work it will be best to approach difficult tasks with tools that have been used before. It is recommended that we leave our smoking tools in their safe place, at home. Communication will be key to achieving the workplace goals, and any additional cannabis inspired confusion will only prolong your success.

It has been said before that, ‘teamwork will make the dream work,’ Stoner Scorpio. This September, this will be good advice to follow. While those nearest to you may look to you for guidance, it will be very important that you listen to the ideas that you are offered–especially if you and your partners in chronic are pursuing a common goal. The universe is sending good vibes and optimistic circumstances in your direction. As long as you are able to remain grounded while being surrounded by such good fortune, you and your closest buds will be sure to harvest the very substantial benefits.

Scorpio August 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may already find yourself feeling a little more spacey than usual. Since you will need little help feeling an altered state of mind, it may be wise to avoid the more cerebral sativas this month. Your best bet may be to find a nice earthy indica, great in flavor, but that will help to keep you grounded during uncertain times. You should not fear this uncertainty, however, as this period in your life does not explicitly contain changes for the worse. It simply means that you should prepare yourself for things to look and feel differently. If you are able to find and hold onto your center, you will be better equipped to embrace all that is new, and find the upside in everything.

One area you are sure to find peace is in the workplace. While peaceful doesn’t necessarily mean slow or uneventful, it is in your work that you will find your groove. Although you may find yourself this month with more questions than answers, be confident that the projects you accomplish this month will be long lasting. Keep your goals in plain view, that is, try to keep separate your herbal/homelife and tasks required for your job. By leaving the pipe at home, you will be able to maintain a clear focus on the finish line, which will give you an advantage over your competitors.

The home front, Stoner Scorpio, will feel no less abrasive, at least at first. But, remember, that ultimately, you control the outcome. There shouldn’t be any direct conflicts with those near to you. However, behind the scenes, there may be disagreements that are not immediately noticed. These may be as simple as deciding what kind of pizza toppings to order, or more substantially where the family will vacation this year. Instead of ill-will, first try to pass the pipe, or a calming cannabis cigarette. All parties involved mean well, but may have trouble hearing input from others. As long as everyone is able to keep their mind and ears open, unnecessary arguments should be easily avoided.

Scorpio July 2017

Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking the easy route, but rather being selected in how we invest our valuable resources. It will be important to use the sacred herb as a catalyst, not a crutch. Our favorite plant should not be used as an escape this month, otherwise summer will pass in a blur. Rather, use it during strategic moments when we know that we experience the most relaxing and rejuvenating results.

What will be most important this July, Stoner Scorpio, is that you do what you can to stick to the plan. It would be of little help to decide how best to invest your time, then allow yourself to become distracted by frivolous tasks. But, with your strong-willed nature, this should not be the likely case. While conflicts or obstacles may occur, remember that you have your peace pipe to help you to stay grounded. This shouldn’t be translated to “smoke ’em if you gott’em,” rather the simple reminder that when it is needed, you can find solace in a refreshing bowl of that comforting cannabis. Otherwise, if you are able to collaborate with your colleagues in the workplace, you should expect to encounter great progress within the company.

The least challenging facet of life this month, Stoner Scorpio, will be on the home front. As long you understand that loved ones and friends like you for you, there will be little need to put on a show. While you may know what is best for the group, remember to listen to those nearest. Although you might have the best idea for how to proceed, you don’t want to miss out on others’ perspective contributions. When it comes to family time, don’t rush. Make time to roll one up and let it slow burn. The days are the longest they will be all year–don’t cut this time short by being in too much of a hurry.


Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.

Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.

Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.