Scorpio

The Stoner Scorpio can be the most passionate cannabis activist. A good smoke session with cannabis companions will get them motivated.

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Scorpio January 2018

For Stoner Scorpios, the new year ushers in a time to take chances, so don’t be afraid to dig around in the dirt. While you are certain to encounter uncharted territories and explore new grounds, you will need to keep your eyes on the road ahead and avoid unnecessary distractions. Know that the work you get done now will pay off exponentially in the long run–remember it is the soil you till now which will produce bountiful harvests in the future.

What’s even better is you will not need to brave these new journeys by yourself. You can expect to have multiple smoke buddies who will be glad to join you in your travels and to help move you closer to your final destinations. Whether you invite your fellow partners in chronic along for the ride, is completely up to you Stoner Scorpio. Although others may be willing to join you, you can expect it to be equally rewarding if you decide to fly solo for a while. It can be nice to have multiple minds to help problem solve when you encounter obstacles along your way, but at the end of the day, you will be the one who will be most effective. So, remember there is nothing wrong if you need to take some alone time for self-exploration. Whichever you choose, be sure you are properly equipped…in other words, don’t forget to pack your pipe and stash before you hit the road.

Your efforts to create more efficiency in the workplace will be noticed by your peers, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember, these alterations to our environments by no means need to be drastic or permanent. Simple and small changes can add up to create noticeable differences. It is time to be more vocal and to take on more of a leadership position. Your coworkers already trust and value your opinions and respect your work ethic–so all that is left to do is to put a label on it. Because of your advancement on the job, it is recommended to keep work and play separate. So, at least until you have grown into your new roles and responsibilities it is advised to keep the pipe at home. This will help to ensure ensure that you are clear headed when it comes to actually implementing ideas into actions. While mary jane might inspire you and contribute to your creative approaches to obstacles at work, you will best execute the tasks in front of you when you’re not under the influence.

This January, you will always be able to rely on your partner in chronic to come through with a bowl and ears ready to listen in your time of need. It is advised for you to stick with Indica varieties this month. With so many aspects of your life being in significant stages of flux, it will serve you well to keep yourself grounded. By maintaining a level head you will be able to achieve any goal you set for yourself and are sure to take you and your canna-companion to greater, and higher heights.

Scorpio December 2017

You have been saving for a long, long time, Stoner Scorpio. It is now the time to spend some of that hard earned green. This does not mean you should become too wild or wasteful, however. You have your mind set toward the future, and it has finally arrived. For you, it is about quality over quantity. You have always been of the mindset that it is better to smoke an ounce of the good stuff, versus a pound of poorly cultivate product. This holds even more true as you make investments into the long term. Whatever big purchases you decide to allow yourself to indulge, know more than just yourself will benefit from these niceties. Your kindness will show those around you that you truly believe: sharing is caring.

Your excitement from reaching the next level will help to uplift and motivate coworkers and friends. This kind of inviting aura is likely to attract new acquaintances as well. Do not fear though, those whom you attract are not only after your monetary accomplishments. They have noticed your genuine glow and only want to learn how they can achieve similar results. Be confident in the advice you give as many will come to see you as a leader. Remember, while many hold you in high regard, this does not mean you are above everyone else. In your case, you can have your buds and smoke them too. Meaning, this December, you will be able to stay firmly grounded, even if your head is in the clouds.

Stoner Scorpio, you should not be surprised if a budding romantic, prospective partner becomes your new and closest canna-companion. As far as the romantic aspects of life go, it can be said, you’re on fire. Your overall confidence is sure to intrigue and inspire someone whose eye you’ve caught to take a chance on you. Although, it will be a far cry from a gamble. Like your finances, you will know a good investment when you see one, and the same can be said of your potential suitor. This romance, however, will not be a power play. Rather, you will realize that individually you possess the seeds for amazing growth; but, together your mutual growth will be a thing of marvelous proportions.

Scorpio November 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may be feeling like you have found your cosmic groove, and what is even better is that you have. You are known for being open with your feelings and never being shy when it comes to sharing your emotions. It will be important for your closest relationships that you find a delicate balance between honesty, and being perceived as overbearing. Not everyone will be able to handle your intensity, but all those that you call friends will appreciate your candidness. The upside of all your tangible energies, is that you’ll be able to identify who in your immediate smoking circle will be down to ride when you are ready to explore uncharted roads.

Just like the fresh herb that you are fortunate enough to enjoy, you can expect your romantic and personal relationships to be lit this month. While some might shy away from your outgoing personality, you are likely to attract those who share more in common with your persuasive ways. Together you will lay the foundations for new relationships that will endure for many moons to come. November will provide positive growth for you and your closest cannabis companions. As long as you each take the time to reflect and meditate individually, together you be a dynamic duo and an unstoppable force to be reckoned with.

When it comes to getting work done, don’t worry about what what your peers are doing, what matters in the long run are your personal accomplishments. While it is always beneficial to enlist helping hands when tackling complex projects, you will find the best success if you trust your own instincts. You have your mind set on getting things done, and you will be the best at measuring your own progress. It will be important to remember that amidst all the hustle and bustle, take time to relax and recharge those batteries. Meditating and medicating with our sacred maryjane will help to ensure that you are ready for any challenge that comes your way.

Scorpio October 2017

Stoner Scorpio October brings an opportunity for self improvement. Please understand that this opportunity does not come from the pressures of society, but from within yourself. Buddha once said, “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Meditative or medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb in October should focus on listening to your inner spirit stoner Scorpio.

Early in the month there is a cosmic cleansing moment. The full moon arrives on October 6th. The universe is offering a helping hand, cleansing old communication breakdowns with your inner spirit. This is the perfect time stoner Scorpio to take a deep dive internally. Grind up your favorite strain of the sacred herb and take time by yourself to meditate on realigning your mind, body, and spirit. This truly can be a magical time of self awareness and reflection.

With this renewed alignment with your inner voice you will find communication with your cannabis companions and loved ones will come more naturally. Take time to celebrate life with a shared bowl among cannabis companions. For those stoner Scorpios in a committed relationship, romance and intimacy will be sweet and sticky like the dank cola of the cannabis plant.

Perhaps most importantly during the October time period, the stoner Scorpio should become keenly aware of their most desired dreams and aspirations. Cleansing and realignment will allow for a more focussed visualization of dreams and goals. We can’t obtain or travel to our desired destination if we never take the time to understand what or where that destination resides. This realignment with self will go far beyond the October time period stoner Scorpio. Be sure to journal your ideas now so you can bask in the prideful glow of future accomplishment.

Scorpio September 2017

Stoner Scorpio, if you had any reservations during summer about undertaking new adventures or expeditions, the beginning of fall will be the time to take the leap. The coming of the new season will be an excellent opportunity to take the chances on prospects you might have been wary of. It is not guaranteed that everything will proceed precisely according to your plans, but rest assured that your odds of success are at an all time high. However, it is advised that you keep your loftiest enterprises to your most inner smoking circle. It is with these people that you will be best able to be open with and collaborate on expanding your new ideas. Bring out those blossoming, sativa-dominant strains and let the creativity continue to flow.

In contrast, when it comes to the work sphere, it may be advised to stick to methods that have already been proven to produce results. While in personal and home life, you could benefit from thinking outside the box, at work it will be best to approach difficult tasks with tools that have been used before. It is recommended that we leave our smoking tools in their safe place, at home. Communication will be key to achieving the workplace goals, and any additional cannabis inspired confusion will only prolong your success.

It has been said before that, ‘teamwork will make the dream work,’ Stoner Scorpio. This September, this will be good advice to follow. While those nearest to you may look to you for guidance, it will be very important that you listen to the ideas that you are offered–especially if you and your partners in chronic are pursuing a common goal. The universe is sending good vibes and optimistic circumstances in your direction. As long as you are able to remain grounded while being surrounded by such good fortune, you and your closest buds will be sure to harvest the very substantial benefits.

Scorpio August 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may already find yourself feeling a little more spacey than usual. Since you will need little help feeling an altered state of mind, it may be wise to avoid the more cerebral sativas this month. Your best bet may be to find a nice earthy indica, great in flavor, but that will help to keep you grounded during uncertain times. You should not fear this uncertainty, however, as this period in your life does not explicitly contain changes for the worse. It simply means that you should prepare yourself for things to look and feel differently. If you are able to find and hold onto your center, you will be better equipped to embrace all that is new, and find the upside in everything.

One area you are sure to find peace is in the workplace. While peaceful doesn’t necessarily mean slow or uneventful, it is in your work that you will find your groove. Although you may find yourself this month with more questions than answers, be confident that the projects you accomplish this month will be long lasting. Keep your goals in plain view, that is, try to keep separate your herbal/homelife and tasks required for your job. By leaving the pipe at home, you will be able to maintain a clear focus on the finish line, which will give you an advantage over your competitors.

The home front, Stoner Scorpio, will feel no less abrasive, at least at first. But, remember, that ultimately, you control the outcome. There shouldn’t be any direct conflicts with those near to you. However, behind the scenes, there may be disagreements that are not immediately noticed. These may be as simple as deciding what kind of pizza toppings to order, or more substantially where the family will vacation this year. Instead of ill-will, first try to pass the pipe, or a calming cannabis cigarette. All parties involved mean well, but may have trouble hearing input from others. As long as everyone is able to keep their mind and ears open, unnecessary arguments should be easily avoided.

Scorpio July 2017

Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking the easy route, but rather being selected in how we invest our valuable resources. It will be important to use the sacred herb as a catalyst, not a crutch. Our favorite plant should not be used as an escape this month, otherwise summer will pass in a blur. Rather, use it during strategic moments when we know that we experience the most relaxing and rejuvenating results.

What will be most important this July, Stoner Scorpio, is that you do what you can to stick to the plan. It would be of little help to decide how best to invest your time, then allow yourself to become distracted by frivolous tasks. But, with your strong-willed nature, this should not be the likely case. While conflicts or obstacles may occur, remember that you have your peace pipe to help you to stay grounded. This shouldn’t be translated to “smoke ’em if you gott’em,” rather the simple reminder that when it is needed, you can find solace in a refreshing bowl of that comforting cannabis. Otherwise, if you are able to collaborate with your colleagues in the workplace, you should expect to encounter great progress within the company.

The least challenging facet of life this month, Stoner Scorpio, will be on the home front. As long you understand that loved ones and friends like you for you, there will be little need to put on a show. While you may know what is best for the group, remember to listen to those nearest. Although you might have the best idea for how to proceed, you don’t want to miss out on others’ perspective contributions. When it comes to family time, don’t rush. Make time to roll one up and let it slow burn. The days are the longest they will be all year–don’t cut this time short by being in too much of a hurry.

SCORPIO JUNE 2017

Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.

Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.

Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.

SCORPIO MAY 2017

Stoner Scorpio, the universe is about to take you on a ride. The May time period will be like that strong edible you accidentally ate too much of. Cosmic waves of emotion and experience will wash over you in May. Just when things calm to the point of understanding, the next set of waves will hit. Don’t be scared. This flurry of activity is not negative in nature or punishing in action.

Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. The gates have closed, safety straps are in place, and the ride is in motion. Understanding the why’s and the how’s of this universal carnival ride is unobtainable. Relax and trust in the cosmos that everything will be allright. Whenever you find yourself contemplating the reasoning of the universe and your place on this edible roller coaster of endless crashing waves, breathe and let it be. All safety equipment is in place, so let go and enjoy the ride.

Control is not something you struggle with stoner Scorpio. Giving up control to the universe will be mandatory to surviving the twists and turns of the cosmic blessing thrown at you in the final Spring time period. In the end: Trust your environment. Trust your cannabis companions. Trust your judgement. Trust your loved ones. Trust you will come down. This trust and belief will keep you safe on the wild journey of May. Negativity will only creep in if you try to control or understand the nature of the cosmic ride. Yes stoner Scorpio, I usually encourage depth of thought and inner understanding, but in May ignorance is bliss! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on repair and rest versus contemplation and guidance.

Playlist songs have been coming to me this month. The playlist song for the stoner Scorpio in May is Float On by Modest Mouse.

SCORPIO APRIL 2017

A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.

The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.

Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.

All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?