Scorpio

The Stoner Scorpio can be the most passionate cannabis activist. A good smoke session with cannabis companions will get them motivated.

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Scorpio December 2018

Stoner Scorpio December is going to challenge you. The period ahead has a high potential to be uneasy, awkward, and downright problematic. But as with fate, the stars have a grand design, and everything will work toward a greater purpose in the end. The stoner Scorpio may have noticed that they have been led to this moment. Show the universe you’ve got this! You did indeed pick up the nugs of knowledge that were put down for you along this path. With a positive attitude and good smoke, nothing can hold you back!

Toke time this month for a deep dive into yourself with the sacred herb. You may recall in the prior period you were warned not to do this. Now is the time for a deeper look into your inner programming. In this endeavor, the stoner Scorpio should seek understanding on the direction of their flight path. Not all answers will come to you from these depths, but what you discover will ease the awkwardness of the period.

In the work sphere, it cannot be emphasized enough that you should breathe, inhale, and let it be. This will be your mantra for December. The situations you encounter are beyond the scope of your control. Do your best, and be satisfied with the results. As long as you put forth the effort, satisfaction will be found regardless of the outcome! Expectations of results could lead to a spiral of negativity.

Strange times ahead in the personal sphere, stoner Scorpio, strange times indeed. Instead of a focus on family and cannabis companions, it will be best during December to seek support within the community and the peripheral of the smoke circle. Seek out adventure with new people and community events taking place all around you. Sometimes the best way to avoid a volatile situation with loved ones is to AVOID a volatile situation. Be sure to do your due diligence, manage your responsibilities, but make sure you find ways to spend time out in the wild rather than at home in the jungle.

Scorpio November 2018

So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in action, and valuing your own thoughts and opinion. These traits will help you choose actions with confidence in the current period. Important decisions like when it is time to pack a fresh bowl among-st friends, you don’t debate or hesitate; you act.

Confident action is exactly what you need right now stoner Scorpio. Furthermore you’ll find that there’s no time to stop and play out all of the ramifications and ripples of possible actions. That’s not to say act without thinking; but be aware that plans from previous periods will be about as effective as cached bud. Sometimes you just need a fresh choice of action and a fresh bowl. Everything you do this November will be set forth from your current mindset.

Again, avoid philosophical quandaries in November. There is no end to the depths of the human condition. It will be easy to get lost in the depths of complications so it is best to stay on the surface this month. It matters not if it’s the work or personal sphere, spelunking the depths of each problem isn’t a good idea.

Stoner Scorpio the end of the month may be much more emotional than expected. This period is perfect for healing traumas from long ago that still fester. Seeking closeness from a cannabis companion may open up an opportunity not just to share a bowl, but squash the beef. So spark one up and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for healing. Letting go of trauma is good for the soul.

Scorpio October 2018

Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to blame it on external forces. So, be diligent, vigilant and be aware of your surroundings. The universe will not be your ultimate protector this month, you will have to rely upon your own positive vibes and your own ability to make good choices.

You do not have to go it alone stoner Scorpio. Lean on your friends when the road gets bumpy. But, only put your trust in your close cannabis companions. You may not like this dependency, but feel comfort in knowing sometimes we all get by with a little help from our friends. Remember to use your words stoner Scorpio. No one will be able to help if they do not know the full story. Whether it’s moments of increased anxiety, or an awesome experience you simply must share, be sure to share the full story.

Avoid couch lock this month by sticking with those stimulating, sticky Sativas. You have great ambition stoner Scorpio, and this month success will be in the follow through. The difference between doing and don’ting rests squarely on your shoulders. Just remember you are capable of conquering any obstacle which may present itself. Be mindful of the details. Cross the t’s and dot the i’s. Be sure to double check your work. As long as you pay attention, you will easily avoid unnecessary mistakes.

The biggest take away this month is to remember you are the master of your domain. Create your own destiny stoner Scorpio, but take care of your mind, body and soul first. The sacred herb can be the catalyst to recuperate and relax while also providing the mindset for introspection and cosmic contemplation. This period will increase the internal value for you, and this will radiate outward toward future endeavors.

If you’re a stoner Scorpio who is lucky in love, stay close to your cannabis companions. There will be pressure and opportunity that may pull you away from your family unit. You must resist the temptation of the grass being greener on the other side: Focus your attention on those closest to you and keep your inner fire burning bright.

Scorpio September 2018

It is true stoner Scorpio, you’ve been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you’ve been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your brain will tell you to slow down. Your heart will tell you to keep pushing. Realistically you should try to do both stoner Scorpio: The theme of September is balance.

If you’re in too great a hurry, you are likely to make unforced errors. You’ll end up spending more time fixing problems you could have easily avoided if you had been more thorough the first time around. On the other hand, you definitely want to keep busy and avoid couchlock. The goal is to be somewhere in the middle, Stoner Scorpio. Balanced like a well rolled joint: Burning slow and steady, but certain to get the job done. It is recommended you find a quality hybrid and stick with it this month. The Indica side can help relax and heal a worn down cosmic space suit, while the uplifting properties of the Sativa will be just what you need to maintain focus and keep your spirits high.

Work will be no less busy than it has been in recent months, but you are likely to encounter new problems. While you are capable to fix these issues, you must seek the help of some unlikely assistants. Instead of turning to your coworkers for help, you should enlist the brain power of your closest cannabis companions. That’s right stoner Scorpio, it’s time to order the pizza, roll up a fatty, and get to work. Although some call us lazy, one title you have to give herb smokers is creative. Your friends may not know all the ins and outs of your job, but they can analyze tough problems from a higher plain, and offer fresh takes from outside of the box.

When things have settled down at work, you can relax. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. You still have a little bit of summer left, so round up the smoke circle and make the most of it. Hit the trails, the beach, or just hit the bong from the comfort of your pad. At the end of a long day, nothing beats a fresh bowl of herb and time with your best buds.

Scorpio August 2018

Good news, Stoner Scorpio, the stars have aligned and you are all-systems-go! Now is the time for revitalizing old endeavors and sparking up new adventures. Be bold and explore the paths least traveled. Make sure you have your travel bag ready: Pack your favorite piece, make sure you have a good supply of herb, and invite your best buds to join you on the road. Heading into the last month of summer there is much left to explore, and you have the determination, the energy, and the time to cover much ground. Seek out new and remote smoke spots that are sure to create memories which will last a lifetime.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Rewards will be equal to your efforts. Be confident you will arrive at your proper destination, regardless of the detours along the way. Tackle the big issues first. This may sound strange, but it will pay off in the end. You will likely encounter substantial obstacles which will require a good amount of troubleshooting from the whole team. This can create noticeable tensions. By addressing the tough stuff first you can avoid negative vibrations from growing larger. With the rough roads behind you, everyone can get back to the fun stuff.

After you and your peers have conquered the difficult projects, you will be able to focus on the future and the finer details. Toke some time off the clock to spark up herbal inspiration. Sharing a nice bowl of the sacred Sativa might be just what the doctor ordered to get everyone thinking about the next level and the bigger picture.

When it comes to the personal sphere, remember to share the love. This starts by first loving yourself stoner Scorpio. By focusing on projecting your own positive aura, you will help those around you avoid the bad vibes from becoming worse. If or when negative situations arise, the solution is simple: Toke it out and talk it out. There are few communication issues that cannot be remedied from the help of the sacred herb.

Scorpio July 2018

Stoner Scorpio, dedicate time for smoke sessions, or what we might call contemplating with cannabis, early in the month. While this will mean you are beginning your projects a little later than some of your peers, your plans will be better prepared and you will be more efficient in implementing them. Everyone is bound to encounter unexpected setbacks when grinding toward their goals. How drastic the set back depends upon your preparedness stoner Scorpio. Be confident the reward of a strong harvest will be directly correlated to your work and planning. No amount of effort will be wasted in the research and development of your path forward.

The success you achieve at work will have effects lasting long into the future. In fact, your accomplishments might have you thinking of your current position as a likely career, and not simply a job. If this is the case, do your best to muster more motivation and seek inspiration wherever you go. Whether it is herbal inspiration you get from enjoying your favorite strain of cannabis, or simply getting outdoors to bask in nature’s beauty beneath the summer sun, pursue what drives you, Stoner Scorpio. Others may not always recognize the uplifting powers of good ganja, but remember these special times are great for reflecting on our past successes and for meditating on our future endeavors. Even if you decide you do not want to move to a management or leadership position, you will make notable and noticeable advances at work.

In addition to the prosperity you experience at work, your are entering into a very dynamic period in your home life. Just remember, if you try to change for someone else, you will lose on two accounts: you will lead them on, and you will fail to be true to yourself. Sometimes the best advice will be to think on it and smoke on it, Stoner Scorpio. If you have given proper consideration to those tough choices and you decide to move ahead, do so wholeheartedly! This advice should not lead you to selfishly neglect the needs of others, especially with regards to your closest partner in chronic. Rather, you can be confident knowing you will grow even stronger together if the seeds you plant are rooted in truth.

Scorpio June 2018

Stoner Scorpio, the secret to success this month, is to make sure you stay active, in both the work and personal realms. You will notice increased energy levels and your optimism will be contagious. The farther you travel, the greater your sphere of positive influence will be. Keep yourself in good company, and keep your stash jars full of your favorite strains. This way you will be ready for the times you get to blaze trails with your best buds.

You can expect your summer to be memorable and filled with the sweet aroma of mary jane. And, there will be many nights where all you will have to do is burn a bowl and contemplate life, the universe and everything. Take full opportunity of these easy going evenings, they will be the much needed counterbalance to your busy days, and they will help to keep you from burning out.

Although your calendar will be full, it is important to keep things simple. You want to avoid wasting energy pursuing projects that are not likely to be successful. This may sound redundant, but you want your reward to be well worth your initial investment. So, work smarter not harder this month, Stoner Scorpio. If any problems seem additionally troublesome, take a break. Take the time to toke on it. Pausing for a meditative smoke session will bolster creative energy and leave you feeling refreshed, and ready to tackle the toughest challenges.

It will be of the utmost importance you give attention to your health this month, Stoner Scorpio. With longer days of wonderfully warm weather, this may be as simple as committing to a jogging schedule, or fitting in a few more vegetarian recipes into your meal plan. Cooking with cannabis can be a fun and creative way to promote healthy habits. Gather cannabis companions, and a little bit of the ganja, and get to baking treats that can be both good for the body and spirit. Health consciousness is important this month as you will be called upon to help lift up loved ones who may be experiencing substantial troubles of their own. Remember, you will only be able to help others if you invest in your inner peace first.

Scorpio May 2018

Stoner Scorpio May promises to be a creative and bright month for you. Cosmic influences will feel like a warm breeze at your back in the final month of Spring. But there is work to do before you can smell the sticky buds. Send all power to the deflector shields, and pack a bowl of inspiring sacred herb. You need to speed passed the haters onto more enjoyable projects.

Mysteries in life can be fun. There will be events in May that will not follow from a logical cause or effect. Obstacles will appear without any clear solution, and you might not even understand how it came to be. You are not being paranoid stoner Scorpio. But you don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes. Puff puff pass the mysterious puzzle piece out of mind. You should be more like a character in Dumb and Dumber than a hero detective in your feature film of May. If you get distracted trying to figure out a meaningless puzzle, you might lose a bright opportunity for growth.

Similar words can be said in relations with fellow terrestrial astronauts. Conflict in facts or opinions can become emotional and frustrating; but only if you allow it stoner Scorpio. Life is too short to stop and debate every oppositional force. Take time to puff puff pass on conflict and seek out like minded cannabis companions to enjoy your time with.

Creativity means different things to different people. There are all kind of ways to express yourself in this wonderful world we live in. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on conflict avoidance, patience, and creative energy. Take time for yourself stoner Scorpio. What is your passion project or stoner muse? It doesn’t matter what the endeavor, the universe will support your creativity. Now is the time to take that idea of inspiration and manifest it into the physical world.

Scorpio April 2018

Stoner Scorpio, spring is here and the days are growing longer.  This means you will have more time to pursue creative undertakings.  In short, your opportunities will be ample. It is recommended you make sure your stash doesn’t get too low this month stoner Scorpio.  You will gain solid momentum planning out your path to success, so be sure you have a good supply of herbal inspiration to keep the creative juices flowing.

When it comes to matters of the workplace, it will be important to recruit the efforts and inputs of those around you.  Remember, you are ultimately responsible for the path you choose to pursue. Obstacles will be more easily overcome if they are split into smaller, manageable pieces.  Keep a clear focus on the long-term, and direct your team toward a common goal. Two minds are usually better than one, but you do not want to sacrifice your progress for the whims of others.  You have invested a substantial amount of energy into plotting out a path to success, don’t waste it. While it is beneficial to hear the opinions of others, you must ultimately listen to your inner voice and stay focused on the goal ahead.

Stoner Scorpio you can expect a time of great peace and prosperity in the personal sphere.  You may find you and your loved ones passing around the peace pipe more often. But this is more likely out of preference versus necessity.  As long as everyone is sincere in their pursuits, and honest with their intentions, unnecessary and trivial altercations will easily be avoided.  Be wary of the “grass-is-greener,” attitude. You may be tempted to chase after what appears to be more promising fields on the other side, but the best advice is to stick to what you have.  And you do have quite a lot stoner Scorpio. As long as you stay focused on what is important, you will continue to work towards making lasting impressions and leave a positive impact on all you encounter.  

Scorpio March 2018

Stoner Scorpio March will be an active and impactful period. One might say that the plentiful opportunities available in March may be the very point of danger during the month. So feel free to spark one up early and often in March stoner Scorpio, but make sure to engage your third eye in the analytical process of decision making.

Energy and productivity will be high. There will be no need to contemplate strains or species of the sacred herb as universal support will be strong enough that no herbal energetic compensation will be required. However, you must stay engaged in every aspect of your life. Avoid superfluous opportunities. Focus on direct task oriented achievements. In other words, embrace the daily grind stoner Scorpio. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on engaging your third eye. See opportunities from a high altitude so that as much information can be taken in before embarking on a specific path. The more you risk the more you can lose. Especially if you rely on the advice or work of others to complete your projects. This is not the period to place trust in others. Straight forward progress of your own work within your own responsibility will see you through to success this month.

You must take time to take care stoner Scorpio. Your mind and your cosmic space suit need your attention in March. With a go-go lifestyle full of moments of deep contemplation and concentrative decisions, you must take moments to recover and recuperate. Schedule moments of solitude. Get lit stoner Scorpio. Find a natural spring to use as a retreat. Maybe a hiking adventure to that hidden waterfall for the most majestic smoke spot will suit you well. Perhaps take that yoga or spin class you have been thinking about. Or a deep meditative dive in a float tank is the perfect joint. Seek healthy alternative states to enhance your personal growth. Invite some cannabis companions along for the adventure. Smoke buddies that sweat together, stay healthy together.