Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking the easy route, but rather being selected in how we invest our valuable resources. It will be important to use the sacred herb as a catalyst, not a crutch. Our favorite plant should not be used as an escape this month, otherwise summer will pass in a blur. Rather, use it during strategic moments when we know that we experience the most relaxing and rejuvenating results.
What will be most important this July, Stoner Scorpio, is that you do what you can to stick to the plan. It would be of little help to decide how best to invest your time, then allow yourself to become distracted by frivolous tasks. But, with your strong-willed nature, this should not be the likely case. While conflicts or obstacles may occur, remember that you have your peace pipe to help you to stay grounded. This shouldn’t be translated to “smoke ’em if you gott’em,” rather the simple reminder that when it is needed, you can find solace in a refreshing bowl of that comforting cannabis. Otherwise, if you are able to collaborate with your colleagues in the workplace, you should expect to encounter great progress within the company.
The least challenging facet of life this month, Stoner Scorpio, will be on the home front. As long you understand that loved ones and friends like you for you, there will be little need to put on a show. While you may know what is best for the group, remember to listen to those nearest. Although you might have the best idea for how to proceed, you don’t want to miss out on others’ perspective contributions. When it comes to family time, don’t rush. Make time to roll one up and let it slow burn. The days are the longest they will be all year–don’t cut this time short by being in too much of a hurry.
Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.
Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.
Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.
Stoner Scorpio, the universe is about to take you on a ride. The May time period will be like that strong edible you accidentally ate too much of. Cosmic waves of emotion and experience will wash over you in May. Just when things calm to the point of understanding, the next set of waves will hit. Don’t be scared. This flurry of activity is not negative in nature or punishing in action.
Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. The gates have closed, safety straps are in place, and the ride is in motion. Understanding the why’s and the how’s of this universal carnival ride is unobtainable. Relax and trust in the cosmos that everything will be allright. Whenever you find yourself contemplating the reasoning of the universe and your place on this edible roller coaster of endless crashing waves, breathe and let it be. All safety equipment is in place, so let go and enjoy the ride.
Control is not something you struggle with stoner Scorpio. Giving up control to the universe will be mandatory to surviving the twists and turns of the cosmic blessing thrown at you in the final Spring time period. In the end: Trust your environment. Trust your cannabis companions. Trust your judgement. Trust your loved ones. Trust you will come down. This trust and belief will keep you safe on the wild journey of May. Negativity will only creep in if you try to control or understand the nature of the cosmic ride. Yes stoner Scorpio, I usually encourage depth of thought and inner understanding, but in May ignorance is bliss! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on repair and rest versus contemplation and guidance.
Playlist songs have been coming to me this month. The playlist song for the stoner Scorpio in May is Float On by Modest Mouse.
A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.
The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.
Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.
All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?
“Smile away” by Paul McCartney is a song you may well be singing all month long, stoner Scorpio! Spring is in the air and success is plentiful in March of 2017! If you’re a high-strung Scorpio, stick to a 60/40 sativa/indica. If you’re more mellow go full on sativa for the most productivity in all areas of your life. Utilize your medicine when feeling low and don’t forget how important your meditative sesh is!
Your world of love and friends is where you will require the most self-discipline. There will be many things that come up during your smoke sessions. Allow yourself to hear what is going on. Then let that information settle in before making any statements or opinions be known. This goes for everyone in your non-working life. It is not your job to play counselor. It is your job to listen and help find objective solutions. Stay on track and don’t lose sight of your end game as you are greatly being relied upon as the leader this month. Make time for yourself for medicated meditation. You will need this time to reflect on all you are accomplishing.
The world of work will be a fine time to shine this month! Your goal is to stay motivated, move forward and listen. If you work for yourself or are upper-management you need to pay attention to your co-workers and employees. It is the perfect time to hire the self-motivated personnel. Rid your company of any non-self-starters. For those of you who have a manager to answer to, remember in the end they will have the right answers so don’t work yourself up over any outcomes at this time. Just breathe and let be. You will do just fine this month stoner, Scorpio, if only you work for it.
Yin and Yang will be harmonious for the stoner Scorpio this February in both the field of work and of love! Of course, that will only be if you prove to be flexible in areas you’d rather not be flexible in. Scorpios are not known for their people pleasing abilities; so I will suggest a nice balanced hybrid strain for you this month and a need to focus on opening your heart center. With an open heart and mind, you will find much success and comradeship.
Warren G once said, “Rhythm is life and life is rhythm”. You, stoner Scorpio, have that figured out. Work is going well in many areas for you and you know it. Do yourself a favor and forget the past and focus on your NOW. You will find much success this month if you keep an open mind and stay focused. Be certain to accept help when it is offered even if it is not from someone you particularly like. Maybe pass the pipe with them and see past your differences?
Love will be anything other than predictable for the single Scorpio. Think flings not rings. If for some reason flings are not your thing…don’t start one. If you do they will be fun and flighty in a sense. Light one up and celebrate the fun of it. The love matched Scorpio will find much peace this month but don’t count on the same old same old. Keep your emotions in check and you may be very nicely surprised by your lover! So keep calm, dab on and enjoy your February!
Conundrum…is a wine that pairs nicely with a fruity hybrid cannabis strain. I suggest both for you stoner, Scorpio. January will be somewhat of a conundrum in itself. Not that it will be particularly negative. Just rather trying. Be sure to find time for the sacred herb and self-reflection each week.
Your working world will be less stressful than last month if you can find ways to do mental yoga. The same problems exist and yes, you can help sort them out. Although, baby steps are required; not for you, rather for your co-workers. How well you have planned and how well you communicate will be key to seeing any real change. Do yourself a favor and keep that sativa hybrid in your pocket. The motivational benefits of the higher sativa strain will help you remove some of those pesky tasks that are piling up on your plate. This is not a month to take on more responsibilities.
The wine I mentioned earlier will be a much welcome relief for you and your lover or potential lover. Your love life is the beautiful conundrum in January. Towards mid-month, it will take a turn for the exciting. Keeping your head level will be important. Don’t let it get too big or you’ll miss the potential questioning of your lover. You must see beyond the words for that is what will need to be addressed. Use your wit and charm and it will be rewarding. Be kind to all your family members this month, as they will be blessing you with kindness. Any sharp remarks now will endanger the trust you have ensued. So be kind, drink wine and feel the warmth of your favorite bowl alight with flame.
The month of December 2016 brings much abundance to the stoner Scorpio. Every task you have on your plate can be brought to completion this month. You will also find that any new task you take on will coincide well with your wants and needs. If you can, keep your pipe for inspiration but use it lightly this month.
In your working world brace yourself for more of the same ol’ same ol’. Your partners or managers will sing the same ol’ song. The stoner Scorpio thinks much differently and more forward than the rest of the zodiac. You do in fact have the best of intentions and the best ideas. Unfortunately, you will not be heard & your ideas will be put on back burners. You’ve seen this time and time again. This time may be the last time for these collegues to hear your ideas. They will inevitably come to the same conclusion you have, but, it will be months later and probably too late. As you will have moved on and I say good for you! Stay on your best game and only toke if necessary during work this month. Don’t let the agitation get you down as it is readying you for your next step.
Break out the indica in the evenings! This is your relaxation time and it is time to put your work day to rest. Do more with your loved ones and enjoy life. It is not all about work my stoner Scorpio! Spend quality time with your partner and enjoy each other. Your friends will be full of merriment so see them too! You will all need each other at the end of this year.
At the beginning of November 2016, the stoner Scorpio needs to reach for your most enlightened self. Meditate with the sacred herb and envision the protection of white light surrounding you in every aspect. Carry this vision with you every day and feel it’s power to your core. It will protect you in ways you didn’t know you needed protection. You are being given many personal liberties over the next few week, set yourself up for pure enjoyment no matter the pace of events.
In your work, stoner Scorpio, you need to be prepared. Failure is not a loss! It is rather a move in the direction of success. If you choose to brood and wallow in self pity or other self-destructive emotional tirades, you will simply dissolve the victory that awaits you. You are in fact moving forward with every step. It is imperative that you take time to heal from any injury or setback before you go back to hammering out the desired results. Rest assured the best possible outcome will arrive. Be kind with your comrades and share your herb if the work hours run long.
The Scorpio that is gifted with a sixth sense will be the most unaffected by the woes that love can bring in November. For those of us without extrasensory gifts, heed these words kindly: You are not always right. You do not always know what is best. Other people have a right to their feelings. Do not make mountains out of molehills. There, that being said, you can have a very pleasant love life this month. You must allow it to evolve. Do not stand in its way or it will become destructive. Take the time necessary to hear your lover out. Pack the pipe, light the bowl and listen. Then respond. Yes, you must respond. Communication can be difficult for the strong silent Scorpio, but this month it is necessary. Do not run from it. Open up to it and the love you can receive. Remember the white light of protection and wear it always.
My dearest stoner Scorpio, this October you must challenge your daily mantra. What is it now? Has it gotten you where you need to be? Are you happy with life? How we talk to ourselves is more important than any action we take. What we think about, we bring about. Whether positive or negative our thoughts are what controls us and our environment. Take some time at the very first of this month to meditate with our sacred herb. A new, better, more motivating, more loving mantra will come to you. Use this new mantra daily. Use it when you are aggravated or anxious or angry. It will change your world, one moment at a time. With that being said, your month will be a bit lagging. If you heeded the advice of the cosmos last month you will be coming off a feeling of accomplishment. Do not, under any circumstances, allow yourself to fall into a downward spiral just because you’re a bit bored and fed up with work. Take the down time to prepare for far busier times ahead. Keep a bit of indica in a sneak a toke and use the creative influence to fuel your logical mind with fun new ways to organize. This in itself will help you feel accomplished especially when the workload hits the fan near the end of October. In matters of the heart my cannabis companion, you will float along nicely. Do try to avoid conflicts at this time. Your ego does not need to be fed by being right. Allow others to find their own paths even if you know your way is best. They will come to that decision all on their own. Your circle of friends will be wanting to see you a bit more so go out there and have a bit of fun while you are less busy. Then come home with or to your lover and remind them why you’re the most passionate in the zodiac.