Sagittarius

Fire Sign – The Archer – November 22 – December 21

The stoner Sagittarius is the adventure seeking storyteller of the stoner Zodiac. They make the time between puff and pass so much more enjoyable within the smoke circle. The brave Archer is always on a quest for that exotic smoke spot.

All sacred herbal strains are open to the stoner Sag. They may have a connoisseur’s knowledge base, but they are down to roll any jay with any green. For the stoner Sagittarius, the process and experience is more important than the product.

Be forewarned: A cozy and comfy night with the sacred herb is not at the top of the stoner Sag’s list. Pack a portable pipe because the eager Sagittarius will have you trekking the terrestrial plane in search the next tall smoke circle tale.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Sagittarius you’ve spent the last couple months paying your social dues.  Of course you genuinely enjoyed all those hazy moments with your cannabis companions:  Seeking out secluded smoke spots, and reminiscing on past cannabis infused adventures.  So it’s okay if you switch it up, and slow your roll for October.  You don’t have to pass on every invitation to join the smoke circle, but time spent tokin’ alone will have long lasting benefits toward progress.

Stoner Sag grab your favorite piece, put on your chill tunes playlist, and fire up a bowl of the sacred herb.  Perhaps it’s time to realign your chakras, and maybe there are unresolved issues you need to work through.  Or maybe you just want to jam out with some good ganja, and dance like no one is looking.  Whatever your motivation, meditative smoke sessions are a must this month.

Your down time is yours to spend with or without whomever you like, however work is certain to be a team sport when it comes time to put plans into action.  You may prefer to brainstorm by yourself, but once you have your thoughts on paper, your peers will be there to hash out the finer details.  And just like you don’t always have to stick to smoking one cannabis strain stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to limit yourself to only one project at work.  Now is the time to look back through old notebooks.  Ideas you once thought of as half-baked, may be the crazy, creative approaches needed to solve current problems facing the team.

Rainy days are not the only thing looming on the horizon, stoner Sagittarius.  The Fall season all but guarantees the atmosphere to be brimming with good vibes.  Whether you spend the days sharing your stash with your romantic cannabis companion, or matching bowls with a platonic partner-in-chronic, you will welcome the season with happy, hazy encounters.  The only thing you have to do to keep the spirits high is to use your words stoner Sagittarius.  Nothing can ruin the mood like a misunderstanding.  As long as you, and your cannabis cohorts keep communications a two-way street, the roads ahead will be paved with plenty of peace, puffs and positivity.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Sagittarius it’s been said, “Love is all you need.”  The good news is during the month of September, there will be an abundance of good vibes and good people.  Sometimes you will be the friend with a fresh bag, big enough to pack bowls for everyone in the smoke circle; and at other times, your stash jar might be looking a little bare.  This is what’s beautiful about having true cannabis companions, you will always have people to share with when the harvests are plentiful, and people who have your back when times are tough.  And remember, showing that you care does not always have to be some grandiose gesture.  The littlest things can make the biggest impact.  Sometimes when a cannabis companion has had a long and discouraging day, the best present you can give is your presence.

You’ve been working hard stoner Sagittarius.  For months you have been the first one on the job, and often the last one to leave.  Your peers know that if they need help on a project, they can rely on you.  But, you can’t continue to wait, hoping that the higher ups notice your endless efforts.  Make them notice you stoner Sagittarius!  Set aside time in the evening for solo smoke sessions.  Meditate with the sacred herb, and invoke your third eye sight so you can see clearly what you want to achieve from your career.  Once you have identified how high you are looking to rise in the ranks, you will be better prepared to make your case for why you are ready for promotion.  It may not happen overnight, but you will be motivated knowing that you have taken the first steps needed to make it to a higher position.

Stoner Sag this month it will always be wiser to choose quality over quantity.  Go ahead, treat yourself, and spend a little extra to get those top shelf nugs.  Spend a little more to smoke a little better.  The same applies to the company you keep.  Sticking to a smaller smoke circle will allow quality time to grow existing connections, and give fuller attention to your closest partners-in-chronic.  This doesn’t mean you need to shy away from meeting new faces during your terrestrial travels stoner Sagittarius.  Just remember that you already have a loving stoner family waiting for you when you get home. 

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Sagittarius sometimes it’s good to go with the flow – to ride the cosmic channels to wherever they lead you.  August is not one of these times.  It may sound nice to float lazily along the river of life, but you will run the risk of being taken through rougher rapids than you’d like.  Instead, before you embark on any voyage this month, chart your course, and visualize a clear destination.  It may add time to your trip, stoner Sagittarius, but if there is a scenic route, take it!  You may discover the perfect smoke spot, or even happen upon a fellow tokin terrestrial who is more than happy to match bowls.

A successful month at the office is pretty much guaranteed this month stoner Sagittarius.  Good old fashion grit and grind will keep you checking off even the largest projects on your to-do list.  The greatest factor in determining how high you rise in the workplace will come down to the level of trust you have in your peers.  As long as you meet early in the month to map out company goals, and everyone knows their role, you won’t have to burn up time constantly checking every detail.  Instead, you can focus fully on your own tasks, and maintain a forward moving momentum.  Be forewarned:  Keep the grind and the ganja separate stoner Sag.  If you recreate and roast bowls with your coworkers, do so off the clock.  The summer days are long enough for plenty of hazy nights, but you will do your best work if you show up with a clear head.  

Stoner Sagittarius there is one mantra this month within the personal sphere:  Say it out loud!  It’s not just about speaking your mind, but rather expressing clearly your wants and needs.  Open lines of communication will help you to expand the smoke circle, strengthen bonds with cannabis companions, and most importantly, help you avoid bunk bags of bud.  This includes puff puff passing on the negativity of others.  Your August is better spent filled with good people, sticky greens, and exploring the great outdoors.  Use your herbally enhanced third eye vision to avoid being brought down by negative vibes.  As long as you keep your smoke circle close, and your favorite strains well stocked, you will have all the ingredients needed to enjoy a well baked summer.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Sagittarius be ready for cosmic waves of positivity in July.  Although these waves are brief in nature and timing, they are voluminous and impactful.  But your keen cannabis enhanced third eye will be required this month.  Every wave has a peak and a trough just like every bowl that is half packed is also half empty.

Stoner Sag your month is dominated by the Moon.  Our blessed Earth satellite will shine waves of positivity for the stoner Archer during two distinct events in July.  First, the Full Moon of the 4th brings a power packed wave of positivity.  Make sure your quiver is armed and ready with arrows of the sacred herb during this bountiful period to start the month.  Don’t let the period of the first through the fourth pass without pushing the boundaries of positive progress.  No matter the activity, get out and enjoy the terrestrial plain and your smoke circle.  A bountiful bouquet of positive experiences is sure to grow.

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius:  As the wave of positivity passes on the 4th, it will be followed by a trough of cosmic support.  This period is not fateful, but after a surge of positive excitement, anything that follows is sure to be a let down.  Use this time to focus on problem solving and physical self improvement.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to stay on task.  Find sacred cannabis strains that help maintain focus and clarity.  With an herbally enhanced third eye, you should be able to fill the void of cosmic influence with productive task mastery.  It’s up to you.

The trough of the wave is always longer and deeper, but the peaks are the highest of highs.  The New Moon on the 20th will come to wash away all the troubles of the trough with another blast of cosmic positive energy.  Make sure to have your stash jar loaded, and your daily driver close at hand.  With the New Moon comes another possibility for the Stoner Sag.  How is your balance?  Do you think you can surf this final Moon wave of July?  As long as you stay motivated to execute the important tasks during the trough between waves, it is possible for the stoner Archer to gain sea legs, and ride the final Moon wave of positivity until the end of the month.  It will be like a cosmic mission to hit your shot.  Stay loaded, hit the right frequency of the sacred highs, and push for peace and progress to finish the second Summer month off right.  It doesn’t take a psychic to see you have all the skills necessary to embrace this lunar challenge.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will be full of frosty nugs and toasted buds.  However, without the right herbally enhanced third eye vision, friends and foes, obstacles and triumphs, could all be cloaked like a blurry mirage.  June is destined to start out on the right foot.  Toke time for a celebratory smoke session early in the month.  Soak up the satisfaction and self esteem boost of a mission accomplished.  Feel good about who you are, and how you got here.

Banking this confidence boost will be necessary as you travel throughout the month.  Setbacks and possible subtle losses to competitors in, and outside of the smoke circle, could shake your resolve.  But is it real stoner Sag?  Or merely the cruel perception of insecurities?  This is the key to soaking up and banking accomplishments early in the month.  It will be imperative to maintain your drive in the midst of perceived set-backs as June unfolds.  A confident forward stride may be the very thing that gets you back on top.  However, if you let a little set back derail your positive momentum, all that winning equity will be lost.

Stoner Sag, this herbally enhanced third eye vision will be required when dealing with potential suitors, and cannabis companions.  Burn, inhale, and breathe my fierce Archer.  Positivity and negativity implied through communication may all just be in your head.  Toke time to feed your head, before losing it.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through potential mirages of perception to seek truth before action or reaction.

Just like good bud, important projects and decisions in June will take time.  Each step in the process should be done with care so that the outcome is of a higher quality.  Remember stoner Sag, quality of outcome is the goal, not expediency.  You will be tempted to take short cuts, and sacrifice quality within the decision making process in June.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb on these temptations.  Often the time and care put into the process, directly relates to the quality of the outcome.  Enjoy good buds, and make good decisions.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Sagittarius this month will truly define who you are as the Archer of the Zodiac.  Cosmic support will free your terrestrial travels to match your internal desires.  But make sure there are more than just arrows in your quiver.  In May, you will be slinging frosty dank nugs along with those darts.

Yup, it is time to come out of your shell stoner Sag.  The universe is sending cosmic support for a confident stride in May.  Toke it up with the smoke circle without inhibitions.  Flex and flirt with a carefree attitude.  You are the Archer!  Sling those arrows with positive intent, and they will be sure to find their mark.  During this time, who knows who you will hit when you pop off, but it will surely be fun.  Just remember, confidence with care is the key.  Keep collateral damage to a minimum.

Terrestrial realizations wash over you like a tsunami near the end of the month.  Perhaps the confident steps taken, will create a new awareness of your circumstance.  Don’t over think what led you to this point stoner Sag, but be prepared for the potential changes that are coming.  The end of May is a cosmic opportunity blessed by the planets.  Toke time during this period to meditate with the sacred herb.  A solo session with a deep Indica strain should be the perfect vehicle for bold analysis.  As you float high above the terrestrial plain, look down to see yourself in your current state.  Again, avoid confusing this meditative exercise with analysis on past travels; instead, focus on the here and now, and where you are going.  Stoner Sag, this meditative exercise with the sacred herb could take the confident tone of May, and turn it into an action plan moving forward in your desired direction.

What a month!  Feel yourself.  You are vibrating.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Sagittarius April may prove to be an uneven period, even if you feel balanced.  It’s not the confidence in your step that may need adjustment, but the very ground you walk on.  

The good news is you have allies to help you navigate this shifting landscape.  First, invoke the magic properties of the sacred herb to help you see the path in front of you from a higher perspective.  I recommend a high CBD cannabis strain to be your daily driver in April. Medicated meditative smoke sessions with a high CBD strain will promote clarity of mind so that twists and turns in the path become visible.  Stoner Sag, you don’t want to stumble into a crevasse of negativity because your head was in the clouds. The magic properties of the high CBD strain will also help maintain that confident stride while you push forward toward progress.  

Second, gather the ganja gang stoner Sag, the more eyes on the road the better.  You have built a wonderful smoke circle of like-minded tokers. Lean on your resources to avoid unseen pitfalls and potholes in the path ahead.  Your canna-crew is as sturdy as the miracle fibers of the hemp plant.  

The health of your cosmic spacesuit is paramount this month.  Quiet the mind, puff puff pass on the stress of our human existence.  Toke time for activities that blend enjoyment with exercise. Yes, hiking to that secret smoke spot is a wonderful multi-tasking adventure.

Everything is going to be ok stoner Sagittarius.  Both the spheres of work and love may have hidden obstacles, but there will be just as many triumphs of progress.  Some people think that cannabis connects us more than what can be measured by science. Perhaps through dimensional wavelengths of shared communication.  Oh yeah! Commune with the sacred herb, enhance your third eye sight; but also tap into the collective consciousness of the cannabis community to navigate the path ahead.  It’s a romantic adventure you are on, enjoy the ride.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Sagittarius March will be a time when patience will be pertinent to any perceivable possibility of success.  The skies will be hazy, and the horizon will be unclear to say the least. Now is not the time to rush ahead without a clearly charted path.  The best bet is to stay calm and puff on. You may not be able to control the chaos of the cosmos, but you can certainly do what is needed to rise above the fray, and achieve an elevated line of sight.  Your ten thousand foot vantage point, stoner Sagittarius, will not necessarily give you the competitive edge you might have hoped, but the view will be nice.  

Risk assessment in the workplace should be taken with the utmost sincerity.  Each achievement will be hardwon and slow to come to fruition. Play the long game stoner Sagittarius.  On your own, you can expect to encounter innumerable obstacles and frequent setbacks. The winning game plan will ultimately be a group effort.  A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a work peer with a clear vision forward should be considered a trusted companion. If you are fortunate enough to get to share the peace pipe with your fellow cannabis comrades at work, then let the creative and constructive smoke sessions commence.  If you are required to keep your 420 friendly nature on the downlow, then use time off the clock for marijuana musings and thinking outside the box.

While you should anticipate slow and modest growth when it comes to financial and career advancements, your highest marks will be in the personal sphere.  If you already have a partner stoner Sag, know that bonds are certain to grow. Pack that bowl for two, and remember there is still much left to be revealed. Single Sagittarius’ should remain open minded and open to the idea of chance encounters.  Spring is upon us, and hours of daylight are only growing longer. Fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts will be ready to recreate with you under the sunny and smoke-filled skies. This could mean finding that special cannabis companion who will join you in all of your future endo-excursions, or a friendly platonic partner-in-chronic who is always down to roll one up.  Whatever the case, this March, your smoke circle will see substantial expansion stoner Sag.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Sagittarius you are a sunbeam flying through our cosmic reality.  In February you will see yourself as this special beam of light, and begin to act with more confidence and direction.

Toke time early in the month for a contemplative deep medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  This cerebral meditation should focus on positive exploration of self. Not just connecting your inner self to your terrestrial spacesuit, but really seeing your inner self as the sunbeam that you are.  You are special stoner Sagittarius. What makes you special? What do you genuinely love about yourself? This herbally enhanced meditative exercise won’t be an act of narcissism, but instead a journey of discovery.  This early-in-the-month smoke session will manifest a key that could unlock progress through the remainder of the month, and possibly well into the future.

Everything will flow naturally from the discovery within the sacred meditative exercise.  Now you won’t just have planetary support for a confident strut, but you will believe it deep down and connected within.  This internal confidence will manifest on the terrestrial plane as you take on and conquer important tasks in all spheres of life.  Wow stoner Sag, can you feel the power and excitement?  

But all these accomplishments won’t come from luck, or be presented as a fortunate gift.  Simple hard work won’t even bring the progress you are looking for. In February, you must step out, and place yourself in positions of peril.  This could be as simple as taking the stage on karaoke night in front of cannabis acquaintances. It could be as difficult as volunteering for that time consuming work project.  Remember stoner Sag, you are a sunbeam capable of all things. To accomplish the “things” you must first take them on.

More good news!  As long as you take on the task of the medicated meditative smoke session early in the month to see yourself in a positive light, so will your fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The current planetary alignment will send cosmic waves of support through your canna-buddies. Especially after Valentine’s Day, those around you will see you as the energetic bright sunbeam that you are.  Shine on stoner Sag, spread the light of positivity across the terrestrial plane.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Sagittarius a common refrain currently spreading through the masses is the idea that the future is bright.  Think of the clarity this year will bring with positive illumination. It is the year of 2020 vision after all! Unfortunately for you, the month of January is set to start out with a haze. Cosmic smoke clouds are likely to obscure the immediate path ahead. While the roads may not be free of obstacles, they will be navigable, so drive on you must stoner Sag.  

Have you felt like you are wandering aimlessly within the work-space?  You may not be completely lost, but also may not be making the progress you would like.  While mired in the haze of thick confusing clouds, changing directions or altering course is not recommended.  Instead, use a free day, or even a whole weekend off, for a meditative exercise. You can even get this workout done from the comfort of your couch stoner Sagittarius.  Meditative smoke sessions will allow the time needed to take stock of what’s working, and to analyze what needs to be altered, to get you back on the path to progress. Make time for these herbal musings early in the month. When the cosmic clouds dissipate you will have your roadmap ready to embark on the next leg of your journey in career advancement.

Love and romance may also be obscured by a cosmic haze this month.  The best advice is to keep it simple. Puff puff pass on the stress and pressure of heavy expectations. Play it light, not cool stoner Sagittarius. Who doesn’t want more canna-buddies?  Take a moment to share a bowl with friends with weed, and share in a good time indeed. There’s nothing wrong with keeping it platonic within the smoke circle. Once the cosmic clouds lift, so will the outlook. Only then should you worry yourself with romantic endeavors. In the meantime, soak it up and smoke it up, with the partners-in-chronic on winter endo-excursions.