Sagittarius

Fire Sign – The Archer – November 22 – December 21

The stoner Sagittarius is the adventure seeking storyteller of the stoner Zodiac. They make the time between puff and pass so much more enjoyable within the smoke circle. The brave Archer is always on a quest for that exotic smoke spot.

All sacred herbal strains are open to the stoner Sag. They may have a connoisseur’s knowledge base, but they are down to roll any jay with any green. For the stoner Sagittarius, the process and experience is more important than the product.

Be forewarned: A cozy and comfy night with the sacred herb is not at the top of the stoner Sag’s list. Pack a portable pipe because the eager Sagittarius will have you trekking the terrestrial plane in search the next tall smoke circle tale.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Click click click is the loud sound as the car is jerked forward in unison.  You are filled with anxiety and anticipation.  Each click, each jerk, draws more eagerness and dread inside of you.  

Finally the car reaches the top of the climb.  There is a moment of weightlessness before the plunge.

Acceleration, euphoria, and adrenaline all combine in that moment the car rushes down the track to the next turn or loop.  Stoner Sag, the thrill of life is encapsulated in those sequences.

Freedom and joy is found in that moment, once you realize you are not in control.  You were never in control stoner Sagittarius.  Not from the time you bought the ticket.  Not from the time you were born.

Early in September toke time with the sacred herb in a solo smoke session.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  Sink deep during this medicated meditative smoke session to visualize the ups and downs of the past.  The unexpected twists and turns that hurtled you in different directions on the terrestrial plane.

My stoner Archer, as there were twists and turns, climbs and drops, anxiety and exhilaration in the past; these things too will come in the future.  

You can’t control the flowing wave of universal life, but you can try to surf it!

It’s time for a stoner roll call my valiant Archer.  Take note of all your canna-buddies within your smoke circle.  

You aren’t alone on the roller coaster of life.  It’s the canna-fam you’ve made evergreen connections with that will be there during the thrilling good times.  It’s the ganja gang who will have your back in moments of terrifying anxiety.

The more you recognize the natural ebb and flow of this terrestrial life, the more you can withstand the moments of anxiety; and appreciate the times of positive growth.

This is your mission in September stoner Sagittarius:  Smooth out the highs and lows with meditative cannabis contemplation, and take solace in the fact that the canna-crew is going through the same thing.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Sagittarius August will be a month of contemplation and great progress; so long as you toke the time to make it so.  So long as you stay within your protected boundaries of the smoke circle, all campaigns will be met with swift victory!

The stoner Archer is a master strategist, and firm in their faith.  Cosmic winds of enlightenment will offer an opportunity to readdress long-held beliefs, and reassess the internal underpinnings of their terrestrial strategy.  

The choice is yours stoner Sag.  There will be no fateful consequence within failure to act, but possible great rewards to those that take the plunge.  Your great green cannabis copilot will be with you this month to guide your inquisition.  

A balanced hybrid cannabis strain is recommended throughout the final Summer month.  Deep medicated dives with the sacred herb will not be as important as consistent balanced smoke sessions.  Use the sacred herb to elevate your broad vision.

Now hear this stoner Sagittarius:  This learned quest is not about the answer.  It is about the question.

The universal influence in August will present great strength in research and learning.  But the true blessing will be in the questions that challenge your vision of the terrestrial landscape.  As long as you are asking the right questions, your cannabis copilot will guide you to new angles and perspectives.  Thus, you will be able to see the problems and solutions from a different vantage point.  New information, new guidance, and possible new strategies will culminate from this inquiry.  

Please be careful stoner Sag.  All you need is within you and your current smoke circle.  This learned strategic adventure is not about new cannabis sources or human intel.  By the end of August, new appreciation will develop for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  Deeper bonds within the canna-fam will strengthen.  

Challenge yourself stoner Sag, progress is within you, as long as you ask the right questions.  No pressure.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight.

Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep contemplation.  Strains that enhance third eye vision of perspective.  Strains that boost energetic performance.

Every sacred mission has a cannabis tool.  Think of your stash box as a treasure chest ready to supply any sacred strain for the right expedition. 

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When I say ‘expansive’ stoner Sag, do not interpret only outwardly.  The second Summer month will contain adventures deep within as well as out on the terrestrial plane.  

You are a master strategist, my bowed warrior.  Use the deep Indica species when the moment is right for a medicated meditative smoke session to delve deep within yourself.  And switch to the Sativa species when the time is right to toke up, and take on adventure, with your fellow cannabis companions.

Do you have a go-bag stoner Sagittarius?  Be sure to keep your smoker’s travel kit ready to roll in July.  And don’t forget a camera!  The universal influence of July will push you to great heights of travel and adventure.  You don’t want to find that stellar secret smoke spot without your smoke, or the ability to document the grand event.

In the final decade of the month, events may slow down.  The impetus of daily activity may switch from conquering grand vistas, to grinding out good green and great conversation with the smoke circle.  Guarded walls of the stoner Sagittarius’ emotional core will be broken down during this time.  Relax, take tokes of the marijuana smoke, and lean into the enjoyment of good company.

What an amazing time to be a stoner Sag!  This month you will surely learn a lot about our great cosmic spaceship, Gaia.  But the true magic will be those moments you learn the most about you.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Sag June will focus on personal growth and patience.  Mercury and Saturn are transiting retrograde this month.  Now this doesn’t spell out the doom and gloom some would have you believe, but it does change the normal flow within your stoner star sign traits.

My fiery Archer, you can often be the life of the party:  Packing and matching bowls from your endless quiver of a stash jar.  But this month your target will change.  Instead of smoke circles and bowl matching sessions, you will save your best buds, and moments of reflection, for yourself.  The target of your drawn arrow, and the subject of your marijuana musings, will be front and center in the mirror.  

This prescription for solo medicated meditative dives with self will be most useful in the personal sphere.  The June retrograde could impact close personal relationships the most.  Cannabis companions will have trouble deciphering your messages as lines of communication will be scrambled by cosmic interference.  Thus my Archer, the mission for June will be to avoid conflict in heavy communications with close cannabis companions, and seek internal contemplation with your cannabis copilot, if you choose to accept it.  

There is a particularly blessed period during the month for the single stoner Sagittarius.  During the New Moon of the 10th, cosmic interference will subside.  This brief window will be a perfect opportunity to access the information from internal meditations.  Toke time not just to see yourself, but the terrestrial battlefield around you.  The playing board will become much more clear, and thus open another opportunity for progress.  For the partnered stoner Sagittarius this New Moon window will provide more information in your internal targeting.  Future periods will be chronically blessed from the clarity of this New Moon window.

There is beauty and progress in this mission with the sacred herb stoner Sagittarius.  This is merely a period to regroup, and fine tune your cosmic bow.  What you learn about yourself this month could be used in future periods hunting out on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew.  

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Sagittarius the period of May will delight the tension in your bow.  My curious Archer always on a quest for truth and reason, perhaps this month you shall hit your mark with precision.  Make sure your quiver is loaded with a balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  The key to this month will be feeding the natural curiosity with an enhanced third eye, while maintaining the energy and enthusiasm to fulfill your quest.

Toke time to chill stoner Sag.  The largest warning for May will be to avoid charging the gates without a plan.  The universal influence this month will provide a wind at your back, but don’t over shoot your shot!  Your natural abilities will be heightened.  Toke time to chill with the contemplative magic of the sacred herb to gain an enhanced perspective before jumping all-in on an attack.  Much like herb filled bowls, there will be plenty of targets in May.  Steady your movements to smoke them all.

There is another magical influence from the cosmos in the final Spring month that will act like a kief dusting on the bowl of life.  Your inquisitive nature will be buoyed by the celestial alignment.  This is a time of learned endeavors and expansive ideas.  Don’t go solo on your terrestrial mission in May.  Pack a bowl for two, and pack the stash jar with enough to share.  The key to unlocking the philosophical and creative experiences this month will be communication and companionship.  What could be better than chopping it up with the canna-crew while burning bowls?  This type of situation could lead to that big “ah ha” moment you have been seeking.

Good luck on your adventure stoner Sag!  Don’t get lost in one particular part of the mission.  Each step has its own unique opportunity.  Puff the plan.  Smoke the execution.  Load the bowl for the troops.  You will come out of May an advanced Archer of the highest degree.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Sagittarius this month you can light up and leave your worries behind. April will be nothing but smooth hits and smoke filled days. The temperature is slowly going up, and so are your positive vibrations. Hit the road and share these good vibes with all your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts whose path you cross. Whether you take a long weekend with the ganja gang, embarking upon an epic endo-excursion to yet undiscovered destinations, or a simple day trip to your favorite smoke spot, travel is a must this month!

Stoner Sag, you can expect work to be equally productive and prosperous during this season. You may find yourself enjoying the daily grind more than usual. The first weeks of the month will be a period of great creativity and high aspirations. If you channel this extra energy in the early days, you will be able to maintain this momentum throughout all of April. My accurate Archer, inspiration can strike at any time, not just during the nine to five. Keep a note taking device at the ready. Sharing some fresh ground greens with the canna-fam can be a great way to unwind in the evenings. But, it can also be a way to free your mind; a time to allow yourself to explore abstract trains of thought. What might start out as late night hazy conceptualizations, can become tangible, serious, and measurable results … as long as you’re able to remember the insight you had in the morning.

Stoner Sagittarius you pride yourself on being an independent, do-it-yourself kind of person. But don’t let your stubbornness cause you to miss opportunities to make new connections or collaborations with your partners in chronic. After a long Winter of mostly solo smoke sessions and selfcare, now is the time to rekindle old friendships, and get back to packing your bowls for two. You can still toke time to roll one up for just you, but the more moments you spend puff, puff and passing to a friend, the higher your spirit will rise. While travel plans should definitely be included in your April itinerary, don’t underestimate a good old fashion movie or game night with your favorite cannabis companions in your own cozy abode. Find your balance stoner Sagittarius:  You want to stay active and outdoors when the weather permits, but also slow your roll when needed so you don’t burn yourself out before Summer is in full blaze.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Sagittarius the late great Bob Marley told us, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” So my stoner Archer, spark one up and settle in, this month will start out with an introspective influence. As the month marches on, the cosmos will open the doors for fun within the personal sphere. 

The month begins with a focus on home, both physical and emotional. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to connect with your inner self.  Communicate with your sensitive and compassionate internal drivers through medicated meditative smoke sessions.  This will help you think and feel deeply about matters that mean most to your cosmic existence. Lean into this sacred exercise to get your home and personal sphere to a place where you feel comfortable. 

Stoner Sag, now is the time to get plans laid in relation to your daily work routines. You will feel persistent energy, and a dose of determination throughout March. Load the stash jar with bright Sativas my stoner Archer, and aim your arrow towards future plans. Enjoy this energy, and focus on getting things sorted out, and set in place. Toke time with the sacred herb; release a burst of imagination.  With the sacred herbal assistant, look at things in a new light and make plans. It’s the perfect time to make that business deal, or cement that new partnership you’ve been considering. Get creative, find the joy in your everyday life, and let your positivity flow.

Stoner Sagittarius March will likely find you with a lot of energy to communicate and engage with matters relating to the broader smoke circle, cannabis companions, and even frenemies.  Use your spiritedness to communicate persuasively and with charisma. All things are possible when you are sharing the magic of the sacred herb with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

March will be quite progressive stoner Sag.  With the right Cannabis prescription at the right moments, and the right internal contemplation mixed with a stony influence, everything should fall in place.  It’s all within you stoner Sag.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to wait until Summer to find a season of love. The weather might be chilly, but interpersonal relationships are heating up this month. However, this does not apply exclusively to romantic endeavors. Sometimes the most profound connections we share can be with our strictly platonic partners in chronic. As long as you keep the peace pipe packed and an open ear, you will create a warm and inviting space where all your cannabis companions feel comfortable and at home.

This February, when it comes to matters of career, deliberate and steadfast is the name of the game stoner Sag. Even if your progress is slow to grow, as long as it is steady, you are headed in the right direction. Don’t be afraid to explore what others might at first see as half-baked ideas. If you are willing to share your rough drafts, your peers will be willing to help you refine them. Brainstorming sessions and meditative musings with the sacred herb early in the month will result in the manifestation of tangible results by the end of February. But, it is your naturally passionate and charming stoner traits that will inspire your peers; your determined attitude and your encouraging words which will motivate them to put in the work. This balanced approach of both nature and nurture will create the necessary environment to ensure the seeds of your ideas fully bloom into measurable results.

Stoner Sagittarius you will find that February is all about complimenting your naturally optimistic outlook, and far-out style, with open communication and progressive thinking. Gathering together your canna fam to share the contents of a well stocked stash jar will create an enlightened environment where new perspectives are sparked, and where everyone feels free to share even the most secretive things on their minds. So keep the conversation burning stoner Sag. Roll one or two up, and let your cannabis companions puff, puff, pass you the inspiration you’ve been seeking to write or talk about those inner musings you’ve kept under wraps for far too long.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

The waiting is over stoner Sagittarius! You finally get to say goodbye to 2020, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney adventure. Although you might be excited and feeling optimistic at all the opportunity and potential the new year holds, you should proceed with deliberate and calculated intent. You may be ready to unleash a year’s worth of restless energy and blaze full speed ahead, but for future success, it is crucial to let the residual smoke settle. You’re in it for the long haul stoner Sagittarius. Before you can harvest, you must plant. While you can’t expect immediate results, remember that the seeds you sow in the early days of 2021 will ensure lush and vibrant growth in the months ahead. 

Strong roots are important stoner Sagittarius. They keep us grounded and give us the strength to weather the roughest winds. But, the branches above the surface must be malleable, and ready to alter course in ever unpredictable conditions if you want to thrive. Achievement in the workplace will directly correlate to your ability to adapt to the situation at hand. Unique problems will call for unique and creative approaches to solve them. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for inspiration my ardent Archer.  Get out the pen and notepad, the pipe and fresh ground nugs, and get to brainstorming. With persistent effort and positive thinking, you and the team will be able to hash out a plan to tackle even the most challenging obstacles. 

Stoner Sag, you may start off January feeling elated; a natural high at all the possibility and promise of the days ahead. Don’t let the end of January sneak up on you. There is plenty of work to get done, but don’t forget to toke time to relax and recreate with your partners in chronic. They were the ones who stuck with you during the highs, and the lows, of 2020. They will be the ones who will be ready to roll one up no matter what lies ahead. Only the cosmos knows what the hazy days of tomorrow have in store stoner Sagittarius, but you can be confident you will always be able to rise above with the help of good green and your best buds.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December

It’s that time again stoner Sagittarius. Time to slow down, light one up, and look back on the year gone by. The holidays can be busy, and for some, a stressful season. For you, stoner Sag, it will be a time to relax, reflect, and recreate with your favorite pieces, people, and fresh ground greens. Meditate with the sacred herb early and often. As the smoke settles, you will have a clear vision, and better understanding, of all the hazy happenings of 2020. And there has definitely been a lot to process! In the moment, the tough times can seem impossible to overcome, but you’ve risen to every challenge. 

While it might sound like a good idea at first to roll up a big phatty, and to go all out for the ultimate smoke session; you have to remember that if you smoke it all now, you won’t have any buds later. And the same applies to the work sphere this December. You have the energy and resources to close out the year strong, but you will risk coming up short if you try to do too much at once. Pace yourself stoner Sagittarius. Keep grinding like you do, but stick to a slow and steady burn. By the middle of the month you will find a productive and peaceful groove. Maintain this mellow, but forward moving momentum, and you’re sure to get all of your terrestrial tasks completed. But remember that rest is just as important as working hard my diligent Archer. In addition to your favorite potent sticky cannabis strains, try adding a CBD regiment to your nightly routine. While you won’t feel the immediate high, you will wake up fresh, feeling good, and ready to tackle whatever the day brings.  

Stoner Sag it all comes down to perspective. When you reach for the stash jar to pack a bowl, and discover there are only a few smoke sessions left; do you see the stash jar as almost empty?  Or do you contemplate the good times ahead burning the remaining herb?  Use the sacred herb to find your PMA (positive mental attitude) in December.  The truth is, the jar is still full of great memories yet to make.  As long as you share this optimistic attitude with your partners in chronic, everyone will have a higher outlook during the holiday season. So spread the chronic, and cheer! Whether or not you decorate for the holidays, gather the canna-fam, and light up the trees stoner Sagittarius!

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