Libra

Air Sign – The Scales – September 23 – October 22

The stoner Libra is an asset to any smoke circle. Always seeking balance and harmony, the stoner Libra is the Zodiac sign most eager to match bowls. And the fact that they value relationships above self, make them wonderful cannabis companions.

Do you need information on cannabis strains? The stoner Libra may be the one to ask. Their high degree of intellectualism ascends them to the top of the cannabis connoisseur ranks. Don’t bring any schwaggy buds around this particular stoner.

Ambivalence and indecision are the drawbacks of this people pleasing stoner Zodiac sign. There is no sacred herbal strain to help with decision making, but perhaps this intellectual stoner could use more internal meditation with the sacred herb versus chatty contemplation canna-buddies. Self confidence and a deep connection with their inner voice may supply the harmony they seek.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Light one up and celebrate stoner Libra.  What is there to celebrate?  Well, you’re celebrating you!  Summer was a blur of nights spent catching up with cannabis companions, and sharing in smoked filled shenanigans.  Overall we would call that a win.  But, the slower pace of September will bring you more time to think, to toke, and to take stock.  With your sacred herbal assistant, you will have the opportunity to look at your surroundings from a ten thousand foot high view.  You may notice something is missing.  This is because you’ve spent so much energy making sure everyone around you is having a good time, that you’ve forgotten to look inward.  Stoner Libra toke time for solo smoke sessions early in the month.  Of course you still want others to be happy, but spreading good vibes is only possible once you have found your own peace and cosmic groove.

Stoner Libra what you have accomplished in the work sphere this Summer has been nothing short of extraordinary; and your hot streak shows no sign of cooling down.  Peers and management alike have noticed your efforts, and applaud your accomplishments.  But your success is not by accident.  Maintaining such a fervent, fiery grind, takes dedication, and days off.  You can keep the momentum high, and the setbacks low, by paying attention to your physical state.  Your teammates know you are always ready to take on a challenging project, but they will also understand when you need to take a break for self care.  Make good use of your down time stoner Libra.  Toke time for cannabis medications, and relaxing meditations.  While some might not understand how roasting bowls is beneficial, you know that being efficient with your recreational time is crucial to being effective when on the clock.  

Stoner Libra Summer has left you feeling bright and full of optimism.  Others may stare in wonder at your noticeable glee, but there is no reason to take off your rose colored glasses.  Right now, you can’t see it any other way:  Life is beautiful.  To convince others of this reality, you have to do nothing other than be your cheerful self.  For sure there will be cloudy days, but your persistent positive attitude will be enough to lift the spirits of your cannabis companions, even when they are feeling their lowest.  And of course, you can elicit the help of herbal remedies to counter Autumn gloominess.  With a little help from your special green stash, and your unbeatable smile, when your stoner fam is in need you will be the best kind of friend indeed.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Libra the month of August will be a grand adventure.  But even within the most ambitious progressive undertakings, obstacles will be present.  The good news is that these obstacles will be limited to personal relationships, and only for a limited time.  A rollercoaster of good and bad cosmic vibes will create a wild ride within the smoke circle for the first half of the month.  But with a prescription of calm meditations with the sacred herb, mystery and obscurity will be thwarted by clarity of revelations.

Stoner Libra, puff puff plan for flexibility within the personal sphere in the first half of the month.  Relax on your strident claims of justice until all the facts come out.  Perhaps the plan from sacred meditative smoke sessions is simply to apply more patience in cloudy situations.  There will be plenty of breaks of clarity within stormy emotions.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to make kind judgements within these breaks of cosmic clarity.  The gears of the cosmic grinder break free after the 15th.  Obscure smoke clouds become clear smoke signals within communications in the canna-fam. 

Stoner Libra, within the work sphere, August is a team effort.  It will be imperative to create a plan and execute within the calendar days of the month.  Your participation, and or leadership within this cosmic deadline, will be instrumental in the team’s success.  Toke time off the clock to meditate with the sacred herb.  Create a blank mental state, and allow your internal voice to rise with sacred communication.  Each stoner Libra is a unique terrestrial astronaut, but the requirements to achieve this work mission are within each individual.  Soak up internal confidence from sacred meditations, and apply your internal talents and skills to the job at hand.

The sacred herb can be used as a tool for progress in August.  First, as a calming tool to increase patience and perception within the personal sphere.  Second, as a tuning fork of internal confidence within the work sphere.  With the sacred herb as a tool in your cosmic mission, progress in August is assured!

Libra Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Libra July promises to be a month of lessons and triumphs, mixed with frosty nugs in the summer sun.  There will be no particular cannabis strain recommendation for the month.  However, the planetary alignment suggests you find time for more light smoke sessions versus intermittent deep trips.  If this scares you a bit, simply pack your pipe with high CBD strains.  There is a lot to do this month, it would be a shame to over-bake your cosmic spacesuit, and get stuck on an innocuous couch voyage.

Stoner Libra you are not the only stoner forming judgments and weighing the scales of justice.   The planetary alignment of July promises to present a mirror to some of your more base personality traits.  We have discussed this already this year, and it seems a theme for 2020 may be developing.  You have a noble and natural quest for justice, but this can manifest in persnipity ways within interpersonal relationships.  When others are offended from your silly or insignificant actions, are you aggrieved, or do you have understanding?  You must lean on the calming nature of the sacred herb during these times.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb:  Perspective is everything.  When someone gives you a dose of your own medicine, perhaps the medicine of the sacred herb can heal the process.  Without an understanding of perspective, a vicious cycle of offense and justice may ensue.  A downward spiral strong enough to break apart any smoke circle or canna-crew.  You got this stoner Libra.

A mini cycle of positive wind surrounds the New Moon on the 20th.  Toke time to contemplate your hopes and dreams on the 18th.  This mini cycle of positivity will bring gifts from the cosmos.  But it will tilt the scales in favor of invention and innovation.  By the 20th when the New Moon rises be sure to have a plan in action stoner Libra.  The mini cycle ends by the 24th, at which time a confident stride should carry your mission forward.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Libra June presents a great opportunity to analyze and exert perspective and choice.  Often we leave it up to the stars, but our own decision making process is the ultimate navigator for life.  In June, there will be difficult choices of repair or replace.  Here is a subtle example:  Perhaps your favorite piece has a crack.  Sure it puff puff passes fine, but deeper thought might see a cost benefit analysis to replace your cherished pipe.  Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on these choice conundrums.  The decision to deal with it, repair it, or replace it, will be prominent in the final Spring month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring high minded decision making to the process.

What a great month where the main obstacle may be choice making!  That is the magic to June for the stoner Libra:  There is freedom within the planetary alignment.  Freedom of choice, freedom of movement, freedom of expression, it’s all supported by cosmic influence.  The best way to take advantage of this lubricated motion is to wipe the slate clean early in the month, so that your mind is clear of cluttered projects of the past.  Toke time early in the month with the sacred herb as your herbal assistant.  Finish those to-do lists, cancel those far-flung hopeful endeavors, and complete those dusty tasks left behind.  Remember stoner Libra:  Deal with it, repair it, or replace it can work on intangible projects as much as tangible objects.  Clear the clutter, and start a new chapter in June!

Polite stoner Libras have an advantage within the sphere of romance.  Whether you share a bowl, or exist within a solo smoke session, all stoner Libras will have an opportunity for passion in June.  Keep your eyes on the scales of justice, and mind your manners!  A little spark could ignite into a great flame with the right care and attention.  As with the theme of the month, the choice is up to you.  Take great care with your freedom and choices when other stoner star signs are impacted.  Your kindness will directly impact the success of your choices.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Libra with the sacred herb as your trusted sidekick, no obstacle in May can’t be overcome.  There will be highs and lows on the journey this month, but with a cool head, and a patient heart, success and progress are inevitable.

In the work sphere you will be a master of your own domain.  Progress awaits on a choose your own adventure with planetary support.  However, this cosmic slip and slide of greased up goodness eventually comes to an end.  The New Moon of the 22nd marks a shift in cosmic support.  But have no fear, this shift isn’t ominous.  Puff puff plan for change before the New Moon.  

The sphere of love will require some work in May, and a lot of patience.  There will be moments of vertigo, where your emotional navigational skills lose all bearings.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to catch your breath, and regain your footing.  Much like that bowl at the end of the day:  You can look forward to it, but you have to wait.  Once that pipe is in your hands, the magic of the sacred herb will take you away to your safe space.  The emotional mystery of May will be much the same as that long wait for that end of the day smoke session.  Trust that your navigational bearings will return to you, and the intentions, and directions, of your cannabis companion will once again become clear.  Steady the ship, batten down the hatches, and trust calm waters lie ahead.  

Stoner Libra when moments of unease consume you, seek meditation through exercise.  Leave the stress and worry of an uncertain emotional direction behind with a solo stoned work out.  Hit the heavy bag, run that hill, or bike the stress away.  Who knows what creative solutions can come from a little bowl and a lot of sweat.  Or, maybe a big bowl and a little sweat.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Libra, who struggles more than you in an unjust world?  Well pack a celebratory bowl of the sacred herb, breathe deep and relax.  The cosmic influence of April supports calm progress. Especially in the first half of the month, the stoner Libra will be master of their own destiny with few injustices to confront.  However, be forewarned: As the month passes, the positive cosmic influence will fade, leaving the scales of justice to tilt upon your own decisions and actions.

Pack a bowl for two stoner Libra!  April begins with a bang. Love interests, the work sphere, and familial obligations will all smell like that sweet kind bud.  This period is a nice transition from March as your efforts will flow seamlessly into forward progress. The skunky fresh smell may be a budding relationship, an exciting work project, or satisfaction from home life.  For each stoner Libra the result may be unique, but the feeling will be the same. The smell of love and success is in the air.

Life can’t always be running through fields of flowering cannabis trees however.  You may not notice the warm cosmic influence fade, but by mid month your planetary alignment will shift.  Puff puff pass on the stress of a great period ending. Allow yourself to enjoy the blissful ignorance of a coordinated period.  Stressing about the mights and maybes of near future obstacles will cloud the possibilities of current events. However, by the New Moon of the 22nd, you must snap out of your hazy gaze, and reestablish your terrestrial grounding.

There is work to accomplish before the month is done stoner Libra.  There should not be major obstacles or deep conundrums to contemplate or overcome, but your full attention will be required for monetary success.  Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session on or before the New Moon on the 22nd. Sink deep into an appreciative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Remember and enjoy the moments that meant the most to you during the past few periods. With this meditative exercise with the sacred herb you will be able to solidify the joy and progress of the past, while cleaning the slate for the possibilities of the future.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Libras have the good fortune of looking forward to a Summer of Love, this 2020.  But, before they get to the hot and hazy days filled with endless outdoor endo-excursions, they can expect the Spring to be a predominantly peaceful period.  Nobody needs to tell you to stay calm, but puff on you should. Find a sacred herbal strain early in the month, and stick with it. AC/DC and Critical Mass come highly recommended! Whatever variety you choose, consistency with your cannabis consumption will aid in maintaining steady momentum toward progress.

Be forewarned stoner Libra:  You can, and should, partake often in communing with the sacred herb this month.  But avoid couchlock at all costs! Medicating and meditating with purpose can mean the difference between expanding the mind with your marijuana musings, or straying away from your peaceful path into mindless meanderings. The cosmos has no clear demands or detriment intended for you this month; which means you will largely get to advance your agenda on your own terms. There will be opportunities to take the scenic route and stop to smoke the flowers; but overall, set your course, and keep your ultimate destination in sight.

Stoner Libra, stick primarily to the tried and true when it comes to the daily grind and personal finances.  If you invest conservatively early in the month, you will have more reserves to indulge in the second half of the month. There is nothing wrong with spending a little extra to get the kindest bud.  No guilt needs to be felt if you choose to escape for a recreational weekend reprieve. But remember, you have to make it to spend it stoner Libra; no garden flourishes without first cultivating healthy soil. Tend to the tasks in front of you, and you will consistently tick off those to-dos and stack high that spendable green!  

Single and partnered stoner Libras alike, can expect new revelations in the realm of romance.  This could mean meeting the person who is soon to become your closest cannabis companion, or seeing your current partner-in-chronic in a new light.  What is certain is that you are entering a time of great interpersonal discovery. Keep the piece pipe packed, and your mind, heart, and lines of communication open.  As long as you breathe easy, and be honest with those in your smoke circle, March will be the next step toward a comfortable, peaceful, and chronic-filled year.

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Libra get ready for an active and energetic month of February.  The slow roll of January will switch to burning the midnight oil in the first few days of the final Winter month.  All the wisdom gained from the perceptive pace to start the year will now come in handy as adventure turns to work.

Work?  Yes stoner Libra, opportunities for communal smoke sessions and smoke spot adventures will have to wait until tasks are accomplished, and obstacles are overcome.  Of all the months in this calendar year, February would be the ideal time for a tolerance break. Put the pipe down stoner Libra, if not completely at least use the sacred herb with planning and precision versus habit and frivolity.  Know thyself stoner Libra. The universe will send a lot of tasks and obstacles your way. You must adjust your sacred herbal diet to match the necessary attention and energy required. Maybe it is time to try that high CBD strain, low THC hybrid, or even, yes, put the pipe down for a spell.  Be forewarned: Hazy days stuck in couch-lock will be your downfall in February.

Don’t look away stoner Libra.  The tsunami of activity is coming; ignoring it will only leave you buried and drowning.  But hear me now, this is not a bad thing. This is not a negative horoscope. There was a good reason to take your time seeking wisdom and understanding last month.  With these seeds of sacred understanding, the mountain of activity in February will come with ready-made paths to the top.

Activity will increase in both the work and personal spheres.  With the right positive attitude you will become a swashbuckling warrior at work, and a closet cleaning peacemaker at home.  Keep the tokes light, and your tasks organized stoner Libra. By the end of the month you will look back with great pride at all you accomplished, and there will be plenty of time to smoke it up with your cannabis companions.

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

Other stoner star signs may be fired up for the new year, feeling feisty and ready to conquer the world.  But you, stoner Libra, should slow your roll, and play it cool. Before you run toward the next chapter of your stoney story, it is imperative you let the smoke clouds clear from 2019.  Don’t worry, you won’t be missing out on all the action. In fact, a period of pause early in January will ensure progress, and sustain positivity, through the rest of the month.  

With clearer vision you will take better notice of the little things about your surroundings; and those who are fortunate to be in your orbit are certainly going to take notice of you in big ways!  Whether or not it is because of the meditative smoke sessions you achieve in the beginning of the month, or simply the universe returning the cosmic kudos you’ve accrued, embrace the attention stoner Libra. The greatest expansion of your smoke circle will come from turning foreign faces, into new friends. You may not be the one who sparks every smoke circle smoke-out, but be sure to say yes to every invitation.  At least make a good effort! 

The best advice for tending to workplace obligations this month is to keep an eye on how you’re feeling when you are off the clock. Striking a balance between your work to-dos, and life’s unexpected adventures, will be imperative to your success in both realms. Fortunately, the lessons you’ve learned in the passing year have prepared you for this season. You will realize, stoner Libra, what might have seemed like shortcomings or setbacks, have transformed into experience and wisdom that you can call upon for coming challenges. You’ve always been up for burning one down, but now be confident in your abilities to stay grounded and rise above.

It might take time to adjust to all eyes being on you, and that is okay.  No one is judging. If you do catch people staring, it’s only because they are attracted by your glow. What might start out as a stranger’s quick glance from afar, can grow into a deep lasting connection.  Don’t turn away from smoke circle acquaintances because they might turn into cannabis companions.

Libra Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Libra there will be showers of positivity in December.  This kind cosmic influence will not be overt or obvious. In order to fully receive the rewards from the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must engage clear third eye vision.  In order to spot opportunity, you must first be attentive and open to receiving it. Combust the Sativa strain of the sacred herb in moments you feel run down or blurry eyed. Clarity and focus derived from these sacred strains will help keep the third eye engaged to interpret positive road signs on the journey of life in December.

Stoner Libra, all this positive momentum cannot go to waste!  Toke a moment for a solo medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb.  Let’s call this an introspective mission of discovery. There is an idea or a passion you’ve been contemplating, but holding back.  Now is the time to dig up this grand scheme, and turn this proposition into a plan. The stars have aligned to bring a little sprinkle of cosmic positivity to this passion project carefully kept safe deep within yourself.  Be careful stoner Libra. Slow your roll. Do not risk it all on this great idea. Grow slow. Develop the plan, and unveil this side hustle without negative impact on the hustle that pays the bills.

What a year stoner Libra.  Who knew a constant search for balance included so many ups and downs?  I have a specific task for you this month: After the 27th, embark on an internal deep dive with the sacred herb to contemplate the year that has passed.  Make sure this end of year medicated meditation is without electronics and the busy bee tools of life. Utilize a deep Indica strain of the sacred herb for a relaxed chill contemplative journey into the past and future.  Toke time to appreciate the journey of 2019, and look forward to the adventure of 2020. This is a cleansing moment stoner Libra. A deep contemplative look at the year that has passed will clean the slate, and open all the positive possibilities for the year ahead.