Libra

The Stoner Libra is the life of the smoke circle. The scales keep them balanced, and make them a wonderful cannabis companion.

iTunes
Google Play

Want a notification each month? Check out the podcast version of the horoscope!

Libra November 2018

Are you feeling the love stoner Libra, because you should be. The cosmos shines down on you with rays of love this November. However, be warned that this bright period could be an overload of senses and emotions. Remember to breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Never deny yourself honest feelings, but make certain you are acting with a balance of logic and informed wisdom. You may want to keep your bowl packed with a soothing strain of sacred herb for the intense moments to come.

Your personal sphere forecast comes with a warning, just as thinking with your stomach with a serious case of the munchies can lead to empty cupboards and regret, the gentleman Libra should be sure to think with the proper ego, lest they find worse than empty cupboards and sadness. To the lady Libra, toke a moment to reflect during intense emotional moments, considering safety and responsibility before getting caught in a bush with a half eaten cake like Johnny Cash. Either or, pondering a moment when faced with intense emotional decisions is always a good idea.

This ‘think things through’ theme follows through into the work sphere. It IS great to develop passionate ideas and fiery ideas, but do not rush in without a well though through plan. Overconfidence and emotional business decisions do not come without consequences, remember to bring a bowl of your best thoughtful strain of sacred herb to maul it over with.

Well thought through actions is the best way forward with most things in life, except improv acting obviously. And despite the warnings for this fine month, don’t forget that it should be spectacular and a wonderfully bright, fruitful and energetic period. Naturally for the stoner Libra, the results will depends on the balance of your scales… between bold passion and logical planning.

Libra October 2018

Stoner Libra, the stars have aligned to assist you on your journey this October! You’ll find opportunity to influence and impact society on this terrestrial plane we call home. However, you won’t find this impact wandering the plains searching for the right opportunity. The focus and direction must come from your own internal desires. Once you’ve surveyed and accepted that, the path you’ve chosen must become your singular focus to achieve desired results.

This isn’t a time for collaboration or leaning on your partners in chronic, stoner Libra. It’s time to give your cosmic space suit a once-over. You’ll want to ensure your stash box is filled to the brim and ready for some solo missions for a higher perspective. That’s not to say you need to keep your plans secret from mission control, but rather you need to understand that there’s no room for stowaways on your personal mission to a higher perspective.

Your work sphere will need some honing. Start by asking yourself, “What is most important to attack NOW?” Nobody wants a weak toke if there isn’t enough bud to spread around; you combine or restock. Similarly, spreading yourself too thin can result in overall weakness in October. To counter this, take direct and decisive action to the most pressing problems, which will also make the most of your cosmic support. As you surely know by now, if and when the stars align, it’s time to act.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Your personal sphere will require you to keep your chill, so things will remain cool. Over analyzing and worrying will only feed into paranoid anxious smoke clouds. Paranoia will obscure normal situations, transferring them into emotional obstacles. Stay frosty stoner Libra, and this will keep you from treading down a path of negativity.

Libra September 2018

Stoner Libra on this first month of fall, the universe neither seeks to aid nor hinder you on your journey. With the celestial winds still, now is not the best time for flying a kite. However it is a wonderful time to relax, and toke a moment amongst your partners in chronic. Spark up the peace pipe, and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for meditation. You may discover a new cannabis companion or two, just go where the smoke clouds take you, and see what happens!

Relaxation and recuperation are vital for you this month stoner Libra. Find stress relieving moments to meditate with the sacred herb. Typically we are told hard work is its own reward. For this time period over-working, just like over-toking, will lead to burnout.

Regarding the work sphere, utilize your fellow terrestrial astronauts stuck in the gears of the economic machine. Many hands make heavy lifting light work. If solo work is your groove, recall the tale of the tortoise and the hare: Slow and steady will get you to your destination this September.

Nature is calling to you stoner Libra. Get outside and enjoy the beauty our cosmic spacecraft has to offer. Toke time to contemplate the words of Bob Marley, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Seek a new perspective on life and your place amongst the broader smoke circle. Inhale, breath and let it be; relax stoner Libra. Perhaps plan a hike or outing with your smoke circle. Take time to soak-up and appreciate all those positive vibes.

For the smoked-out single Libras, this can be a month of passion if you so wish! Fight the urge to take flight. Stick around until the smoke clears, and you might find the excitement you’ve been looking for. For stoner Libras with enough excitement in their life, be at ease with this moment of peace in your home. Consider taking time with your favorite strain of the sacred herb, toking a moment to stoke the fires of your personal passion projects.

Libra August 2018

The final summer month will be filled with positive energy and motivation for the stoner Libra. The summer sun will be filled with a POTpourri of lessons and experiences. As long as you follow your own path and move forward with steady progress, the universe will provide assistance in August.

You are a powerful being stoner Libra. Confident cosmic influences will increase motivation in August to fulfill this powerful potential. Projecting, tackling, and accomplishing tasks of your own creation will be a positive aspect of August. Even though your power often resides in inspiring others, this month will focus on internal inspiration. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to float high above the terrestrial plane. See your sphere of influence from a wider perspective with your herbal third eye lens. Seeing yourself from a broad perspective is a necessary step to take full advantage of cosmic blessings. This patient approach will help plan your solo missions. Jumping into tasks without foresight may create negative roadblocks on your golden path. The key to August will be to plan and execute. Just putting your head down and working hard may be like productive quick sand.

Stoner Libra, you may not feel lucky in love during August. However, what may appear to be lack of cosmic support will show through to be a blessing in the end. Toke time for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month. Focus on trust and understanding. Trust that whatever conflict arises with family or cannabis companions can and will be dealt with in a positive manner. Understanding that important lessons will come from this temporary conflict. Learning more about yourself and those nearest you will be the greatest benefit for future time periods. Stay calm with your bong, in the end you will all get along.

Libra July 2018

Stoner Libra, the second summer month will be a bright and dynamic period. Energy from the sun will be flowing through you like a piston firing inside your cylindrical cosmic space suit. Your capacity for work and personal projects may even surprise you. However, the bright energetic sun will burn you without taking proper precautions.

Energy from the hot summer sun may provide bountiful possibilities, but it also pushes the stoner Libra closer to the melting point. The sacred herb can assist your nerves like a thick sunscreen. As with sun block for the skin, meditative contemplation must take place before the potential effects of the bright sun. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Contemplate the power of patience and balancing your emotional state. The strain or species does not matter this month stoner Libra. The dynamic impact of the summer sun will overwhelm any characteristic of the herb. This preparatory meditative work could save you from a hot tempered melt down during July.

The greatest impact of the bright summer sun will come in the work sphere. Take time to contemplate with the sacred herb. Look at your work as more than what is near in this time period. Perhaps the tasks and dynamism of this July will not show immediate results, but it may be the foundation for great accomplishments in the future. Stoner Libra, don’t be afraid of expansive projects and bold ideas!

Be cautious in your quest to balance the scales of justice emotionally. We are all responsible for our own emotions, and they are completely personal to ourselves. Other’s emotions are not for you to fix or balance stoner Libra. If you attempt to repair or meddle in a cannabis companion’s emotional state, negative emotions may find you. Instead of a fix-it repair, be there for your cannabuddy with a coping bowl. Assist them in getting connected with their own third eye so that they may get beyond the emotional turmoil. They must solve this puzzle on their own. A friend with weed is a friend in deed.

Libra June 2018

Stoner Libra, the first summer month will be a slow burn, just like a well packed bowl. It won’t take much flame to set this month-a-blaze. Positivity will be your cosmic wick. As long as you are a willing participant in your smoke circle, focus on the right tasks at work, and confident in matters of love, the burning bowl of June will see you through the high life.

Early in the month take time for a deep meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on forgiveness and communication. The cosmic influences of June will present an opportunity to settle old scores and heal open wounds. Cosmic support will assist in cleaning out the closet of negativity and moving forward with positivity. Don’t shy away from open minded confrontation. Issues might be more built up in your head than they are in reality.

Be forewarned stoner Libra, all this positive cosmic support may not translate into an energetic workplace. With so many bowls burning out in the summer sun this is understandable. At work, focus on what is meaningful. Avoid serious fights and battles. Now is the time to grind hard on the tasks that matter most. Even with low energy or attention, you can still accomplish a lot if you grind on the right tasks.

Get out! Enjoy the summer sun. But be sure to gather cannabis companions for the adventures. Positivity and confidence are the keys to unlocking universal support in June stoner Libra. Just remember that positivity isn’t only a mindset, but also a mantra for how you treat your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Sure, PMA (positive mental attitude) goes a long way, but without action it can become a hollow effort.

It’s not like you lack confidence stoner Libra, but comic support in June favors the bold. It’s time to take the restrictor plate off and go full tilt. Well, within reason; especially single stoner Libras. There is a fine line between confident energy and obnoxious behavior. With the right tone, you will see your smoke circle expand and plenty of adventures to start your summer off right.

Libra May 2018

Stoner Libra are you ready to ride the cosmic wave of fate in May? This month promises to be a very dynamic period for you, but not necessarily from your actions or decisions. Let’s take a deep breath of the sacred herb and focus on internal balance. Being out of control can be an overwhelming feeling, but giving into fate can be freeing. Understanding that these two concepts are the same thing is the key to a harmonious month. Influencing change in May will prove to be difficult. Maintaining balance and riding the cosmic wave will see you through your travels.

This is not the month to assist or help others stoner Libra. Where you think there may be opportunities for justice or teaching, there may actually be dangerous traps. Part of the balancing act of May will be practice in biting your tongue or accepting differences without argument. Breath, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Seek opportunities to find your chill inner self through smoke session meditations with the sacred herb. We are all on our cosmic surfboard trying to stay upright and ride our own wave of fate. Perspective and patience can be found within yourself through medicated meditations. “Que Sera, Sera. Whatever will be, will be.”

Ok, enough of the cautionary words. There will be great opportunity in May stoner Libra. Your grand cosmic wave will take you to opportunities to collaborate or find a partnership in a passion project. You must seize the opportunity and act quickly or the moment may pass. The wave does not yield or pause for anyone.

Single stoner Libras have a natural advantage riding the fateful cosmic wave of May. Puff puff pass the stress, maintain your balance, and keep your eye on the horizon. For stoner Libras in a relationship, my words are a little more sharp. Don’t jump off your board! There are sharks in those waters!

Libra April 2018

Stoner Libra April is bound to be a wonderful time for you.  However, this positive time period will be bound by your own self control.  A keen eye for moderation will keep you on a positive path. There are four key areas to target your attention in April:  420 Celebration, Quest for Justice, Project Ambition, and Companionship.

420 Celebration:  April is the month to celebrate cannabis culture.  There will be plenty of opportunities to celebrate with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Be forewarned, you will lose universal support with overindulgence. Puff puff pass the positive vibes in moderation this month stoner Libra, and celebrate with kindness and safety.

Quest for Justice:  Ah yes stoner Libra, you have a natural desire to balance the scales of justice.  What a wonderful trait to possess my cannachampion. However, we live in confusing times of fake news and alternative facts.  Be sure to check your facts and confirm your sources before you embark on a quest for justice. Without a keen eye for details and facts, misinformation could create an overreaction that will send a cannabis companion fleeing.

Project Ambition:  April will be a prosperous and productive time period stoner Libra.  You can expect to find culmination in projects or investments. Smoke clouds of April show a likelihood of satisfaction and pride.  However, moderation of ambition is required. Disaster may strike if you take on too much responsibility as your attention will be spread too thin.  Not enough ambition, then universal support will reward your lack of effort with a lack of success.

Love and Companionship:  Be prepared stoner Libra.  The sphere of personal relations will be the most dramatically tied to a balance of moderation in April.  Toke about it with your cannabis companions. Without a keen eye toward a balanced state of mind, your emotions may swing wildly.  Communication and meditation will be your best tools to quell this dynamic period.

Libra March 2018

Stoner Libra the sun will shine on you in March. The intensity of the cosmic rays can be uplifting and energizing, but they can also burn. Sunscreen is required to keep your skin safe from harmful rays. You will need an emotional sunscreen in March to protect your psyche from harmful sensitivity. But alas stoner Libra, there is plenty of positive aspects of a bright solar influence.

Pack a bowl full of the sacred Sativa species early and often. Quiet your mind, and allow your third eye to guide your meditative smoke sessions. Intuition and understanding have always been attributes of strength for the stoner Libra. In March this psychic understanding will be enhanced. Find every opportunity to quiet your surroundings and tune into your inner voice and your connection with the universe. This practice will help you avoid the scorching heat of extra sensitivity, and yet seek advantages in universal harmony.

Be active and be bold stoner Libra, but do so at a deliberate pace. March is the perfect period for planning projects and even starting new adventures. The energy from the solar influence will allow you to organize and receive a bounty of help from others. Blessed helpers may only require a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, pizza, and your companionship. Accomplishment will come from contemplative planning and collaborative execution.

Intuition and assertiveness will be the key to a harmonious personal life in March. Your meditative smoke session with the Sativa species will draw out ambition to solve problems. These problematic issues may not be from a current time period, but an old scab from a previous injury. March will be the perfect time to solve problems and overcome obstacles with family, lovers, and smoke buddies. You will be amazed at your power and influence in March stoner Libra. Trust your intuition, and feed your ambition. Just make sure to guard your sensitivities from hot solar flares.

Libra February 2018

Stoner Libra keep your bowl packed, February is sure to be a month of fellowship and bonding. Planetary positions will favor a contemplative Libra with a mind toward personal growth within a tight smoke circle. That is not to say the responsibility of the cosmic adventure in February will fall on the stoner Libra’s shoulders. A team effort with your cannabuddies will ensure success and growth.

Seeking insight into your individual perspective will assist your efforts to become closer with your cannabis companions. Early in the month is Groundhog Day. What a perfect time to sink deep into yourself with an Indica dominant Kush Cake. Allow the sacred herb to take you inside yourself and high above the terrestrial plain. Take time to meditate about your place on this planetary spaceship and among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. This preparatory work early in the month will give you great insight into your cannabis companions and light deeper meaning in the fire of the smoke circle.

A friend with weed is a friend in deed. February may bring some challenges, but a team effort will be sure to solve any problems. Use your smoke circle like a Swiss Army knife to tackle problems and tasks that come your way. Each person possesses unique skill sets that enhance the group as a whole. Be sure to place trust in your partners in chronic. They will reciprocate. It is possible by the end of February that your smoke circle will be as tight as that dank preroll.

There are no cosmic signs of danger or excitement in the workplace stoner Libra. The best course of action is to keep your head down, and plot through all tasks that come your way. Perhaps your coworkers will enjoy the stories of your bonding adventures with cannabis companions.