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Aries September 2017

This Autumn, Stoner Aries, it will be okay to want it all. There are many avenues that you will have the choice to pursue. The hardest part will be the decision of what to do first. You will be able to inspire a vibrancy and vitality within yourself and kinfolk that will provide the energy to accomplish seemingly unconquerable obstacles with actual ease. While there will be much work to be done, you and yours will find plenty of time to unwind. Among its many uses, our sacred green herb will provide the perfect bonding platform. Whether it is softening critics, or strengthening established relationships, this magnificent plant will help to foster friendships and allow everyone to meet on common grounds.

It is sometimes said that teamwork makes the dream work. Particularly this September, Stoner Aries, working in collaboration with your peers will bring about the certainty of many successes. As long as your actions are deliberate, and given the proper foresight, all endeavors will produce the desired results. If the goals are clearly defined, then everyone involved in the project will be able put forth their best efforts. The most likely obstacle, the only one really, will be establishing the delicate equilibrium between much to do, and doing too much. While it is often thought that Sativas are more energizing, it may be advised to try finding a nice relaxing Indica variety. The logic is to grind hard when work needs to be done, and maximize recuperation times with good quality r&r.

When the day’s work is done or perhaps after more significant projects are completed, it will be wise to celebrate a job well done. Life on the home-front will be little to worry about. In fact, it will be a time of great prosperity. It will be important to share this positivity with your cannabis companion and bud-sharing buddies. Whether it is a brief day trip for an outdoor smoke session, or an extended adventure where the nights are filled with a sweet green aroma, get out and explore. Remember that your successes will be short lived if you do not take the proper time to reflect upon and enjoy them.

Aries August 2017

Stoner Aries, your ambitions this month will be noticeable to yourself and to those around you. You will be able to take full advantage of the good weather and long days that summer provides you. Perhaps you have new undertakings that you have been planning, and now is the time to implement them. Or, just as likely, you will see seeds that you planted earlier in the year begin to flourish and produce amazing results. This season of prosperity will only be improved by sharing your successes with friends and your peers. Others will look to you for advice and for guidance, so feel confident in your abilities to lead. When you are not making things happen, you should find your favorite piece, your favorite strain of that sacred herb, and head out to your favorite secluded smoke spot. If you bring along friends, keep your smoking circle limited to a few. It will be important that you make good use of your relaxation time. You will be busy with many projects, so you definitely want to rest and recharge when your schedule permits.

The workplace will provide you with the most opportunities to take charge and work with coworkers to pursue common goals. It is likely that you will have to utilize your creative thinking skills, but this is the kind of challenge that you excel at best. Your aura will be clearly visible to your peers at work. Your collaborations together are sure to create lasting results and will help to move the company into new territories and towards new accomplishments. While you are making good use of your energies, it is recommended to keep pipe time separate from productive times. A clear head will only better ensure that you are able to give full focus to the tasks before you and provide the best chances of success.

With those nearest to you, Stoner Aries, just do your best to be present and to be yourself. Your ability to help others should not limit your willingness to ask others for help when needed. Just like at work, working together with your partner will only advance your relationship for the better. With such a strong support system at work and at home, this month, the sky really will be the limit, so do not be afraid to dream big.

Aries July 2017

You are likely to encounter more than a few unexpected to-dos on your task list this month, Stoner Aries. Whereas some signs might shy or shrink away from such surprises, you rush toward these obstacles and are excited by the challenge. While there are those who would try to avoid such obstacles, you look at the problem as an opportunity to flex your creative muscles. Just be sure to move too fast towards an obstacle–let the smoke clear up before you proceed or you will not have steady footing.

For you, it is never an issue to worry about when you reach your final destination, you know that you will get to where you are going. For you, it is about the journey Stoner Aries, and finding the most exciting path to follow. So, roll up that marijuana cigarette (for when you get to where you’re going), and then roll up your sleeves and get down to business. If you are not moving forward, it is simply because you are not approaching the issue from the right angle, so try a different route.

Remember, that it is peak season to enjoy the beautiful summer sun, Stoner Aries. With so many hours of daylight at your dispense, you may find yourself with the trouble of how to fill your calendar. But, even more than you enjoy celebrating your personal accomplishments, one of your favorite pastimes is helping others celebrate their successes and fortune. As long as you say “Yes” when someone invites you to join in the festivities, you will have a busy and fulfilling summer month. Your only responsibility, Stoner Aries, will be to keep the peace. Anytime there is a large gathering of people, there is the risk of conflict arising. Keep the pipe clean and at the ready, and maybe have handy a bit of mellowing marijuana. It is not a sure thing that there will be problems, but if there are, you will be ready with that herbal remedy to help cure any heartaches.

ARIES JUNE 2017

Stoner Aries, the first month of summer is certain to be your time to shine. You will be able to overcome even the most unexpected problems that present themselves. Sativa strains will certainly be your best option when picking your favorite varieties of the sacred herb. This will only expand and enhance your already creative tendencies. A little help to boost your critical thinking skills will serve to provide that extra brain power, so that issues that do arise will prove to be of little concern.

Your most notable progress will definitely be in the workplace. You’ve planted and cultivated your efforts during the past months–now is the time you will see the maturation of your investments. Aries, you have the particular ability to identify the areas that most need improvement. As long as you avoid making these criticisms personal, you and your peers will experience noticeable improvements in job performance. Whether you’re on the clock, or on the couch, your mind can’t help but to think of the exciting new projects you’ll encounter at work. Your rest and relaxation time should be exactly that. Whether your favorite way to medicate is your water pipe, or you prefer a good old fashion, hand rolled herbal cigarette, make sure you are getting all that you can during your leisure time. By allowing your mind to wander while enjoying your free time, you will be able to focus your energy on tasks when it is required.

Regardless of whether or not your pipe is involved, you and your closest cannabis companions can expect a pleasant time of peace to begin your summer. The long days of sunshine will provide the perfect conditions to share your favorite smoke spots with those near to you. As long as you surround yourself with good bud, and good company, you are sure to create moments that are camera worthy. June will provide the perfect opportunity to pack your bag and hit the road. Although it’s only just begun, you should prepare yourself for a long season of discovery and good times.

ARIES MAY 2017

Stoner Aries, be prepared to have a magnificent month this May. The longer the days become, the more adventure will be able to fit into your waking hours. You should use the spring season to its greatest potential–get out there and explore, your mission is to make new discoveries. With all the novel experiences you will have, remember to go with your gut. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. So, the best advice is to enjoy what you find, but remember to keep yourself grounded. You can roll one up, or keep your travel pipe ready, just avoid a hazy head. There will be no point in finding new things if you do not maintain the mental clarity needed to enjoy them.

Although you may have to increase your efforts at the workplace, don’t worry, your investments will pay off. Just like in your personal spheres, now is the time to pursue novel approaches to old tasks. Your creative ideas will only help to simplify processes at work and improve the efficiency of everyone on the team. During the month of May you will have an aura that others are sure to notice. Your good attitude and sense of humor will help to make work feel a lot less like work. While you will help to make work more fun, don’t lose sight of the tasks at hand. Equally important, however, will be to use your down time to recharge those batteries. While you will have great success in all the projects you take on, don’t forget to take it easy when time permits. To avoid becoming sluggish, stick to those uplifting Sativas. The worst thing that you could do this month is waste all of your potential by being stuck on the couch.

Aries, it will be important to stay steadfast. Don’t be afraid to stop and smell the flowers. It is even recommended that you take the time to smoke the flowers if the situation presents itself. But, don’t become so self-centered that you forget to share with those closest to you. You will reach your destination as long as you know where you’re headed before you begin your journey. And, never be afraid to ask for guidance or advice when you need it. Your friends and family will have your back, always. But, they may not offer a helping hand if they didn’t know that you needed assistance.

ARIES APRIL 2017

Last month was about becoming aware, stoner Aries. Now that you are more aware, April of 2017 will demand that you realize and accept all of yourself. The road of self actualization will fulfill your soul’s deepest longings. Keep an indica heavy strain around for all the self reflection that you’ll be doing this month.

Self actualization is a deeply intimate process. You will feel like you want to shut yourself up and learn as much as possible. Unfortunately, you’ll need to do just the opposite. The beauty of the cosmos is blessing you with inner knowledge, social excitement and working success. There ain’t no rest for the wicked…so get to work!

Stoner Aries, the working sphere will be quite the showcase of your talents in the April time period. Last month you paved the way for your success today. This month you will show everyone how to work it with a mastery that even you have not seen. You must remember to mind your p’s and q’s when it comes to how you deal with your co-workers or business partners. Selfish endeavours will do you no justice either; so when in doubt, take a break, hit the vape and meditate.

Love and harmony are within your grasp stoner Aries. Love is about respect for one another, not serving or being served. Is your current love journey about you as a couple, or just you, or just them? Look deep within yourself during your meditative smoke session. Make sure you are on the right track. If you are, then grab your lover and get moving! You need to do things and feel things and well…Live! Do not be excessive, but do enjoy yourself. If you’re single, all your inner work will pay off by the end of the April time period! Happy Spring Aries, 2017 is your year!

Aries March 2017

Awareness.  How aware are you stoner, Aries?  March 2017 is a month where you must be aware of yourself.  Do not allow yourself to follow every mood swing into the depths of the emotions that emit from it.  Do, however, use those mood swings to your advantage! You must use your heart and your logic to weigh out the situations that will occur this month.  You must also be mindful of the words that fall from your lips.  

It will be a blessing to have a nice grounding hybrid on hand all month Aries.  Use it during your meditation sessions specifically for its grounding abilities.  In your world of love and romance, the probability of it being wonderful is in your grasp.  Keep your feet on the ground and follow your heart.  Every word you whisper to your love will have a meaningful and lasting ripple effect.  This will also apply to family members.  Be aware of your influence at this time as it will run deep with all who listen.

Work will feel like one problem after another.  If you change your perspective you will change your feelings vibration instantly.  Each little nuance that gets your hair in a knot is really just the universe calling you to be aware that you must pay attention to all the tiny details.  When it gets frustrating, take a break with your sneak a toke and let the emotion vanish.  Remember there are great rewards in doing things right the first time and better ones when you truly learn how to do them properly.
All in all, my stoner Ram, be aware, stay strong and March will find you quite happy by month’s end!

 

Aries February 2017

2017 is looking up for you, my stoner Aries.  Prepare your most positive self to emerge this February.  From personal fulfillment to success at work your world will glow all month long.  This good news does not come without a cost, so I’ll do my best to prepare you.  Keep your favorite strain around for everything from meditation to pure enjoyment and celebrations.  

Let’s start off with the could be bad, could be good news first.  Know that your mental depiction of your love and personal life is absolutely what will fuel your pain or pleasure this month my fiery friend.  It is time to step away from all superficial relationships in both your house of love and friends.  Do not allow yourself to wallow in pain!  By making room in your heart you will find an almost instantaneous way to fill it.  This will be beautiful if you allow it.  It may be the lover you’ve truly longed for or the best friend you need.  Do not be afraid to let go of things that no longer serve you.  You are simply making room for new and better things to take their place.  What you do in this realm of personal relationships will flavor your entire year.  Choose wisely.

Work is tops all month long.  The waves of positivity will be crashing over you with tremendous force all month.  Stoner Ram, you must take initiative at this time to be the leader in all capacities of your working world.  Do not allow doubt to fill your head.  Do not question yourself on your direction.  You must lead.  If you do make all the final decisions you will find extreme pleasure in your work and open up doors you never knew existed.  Yes, stoner Aries, you will surprise even yourself this month

Aries January 2017

Take a break stoner Aries!  You have most certainly earned it after a rocky 2016.  You will be able to slowly work your way back into the daily grind and social scenes at the beginning of this New Year.  I am sure that is a relief for you after a busy holiday season.  Grab a well balanced hybrid strain to start this year off right and enjoy the mellow beginning!

January is in all ways a slow-to-go month.  Follow your intuition and do what needs to be done in the realm of work.  You may feel like a slacker, but if you look around no one is up for employee awards right now.  Everything will fall into place near the end of the month.  Play your cards right and you will be on top by February.  Share your herb with employees and get to know them a bit better.  These new bonds will help your first quarter of 2017 flow easier.

Ahhh the love life of the ever prominent Aries will not slow down as the rest of your world will in January.  Stoner Ram, you have much to do this month.  Your smoke sessions with friends and relatives will be valuable at this time.  Take heed to all advice given and utilize it to the fullest extent.  You will surprise them when you do – as you are not prone to taking advice even when it is apparently correct for you.  These smoke sessions will help you to not only fine tune your love life, but, may help you decide how to build Rome the proper way.  Good luck my cannabis companion and have fun with this bright shiny New Year!

Aries December 2016

To best utilize the sacred herb this joyous Holiday season you will need to turn in any loaded indica strains, stoner Aries.  Your wit and charm will only get you so far; it is high time to bring forth your best logical strategies by utilizing the beauty and clarity of a sativa.  You will thank me for it later.

Your working world is just that: WORK!  Now is not the time to play nice and follow the crowd.  You need to keep your feet on solid ground and allow the leader you are to come to the forefront.  Do not play petty games and do not back down from your beliefs of what is right.  With everyone doing their best this month to be on top; you will need to pay attention.  Do so by seeing what others are doing and if they are not doing it right forge your own path.  If you must utilize your herb during working hours – stick to the sativa.

Be grateful for your family this month as they will play the role of supporters in your personal life my cannabis companion.  Although, do not seek advice from them at this time.  Your role with them is to be amongst them and enjoy them.  They will help keep your mood elevated so share that herb with them.  

You will need this as it seems your lover will be a bit confusing on the emotional forefront.  Use your clarity of mind to deal with any yo-yo effects of their emotions.  Use your empath abilities to help you feel what is coming from day to day.  Then at the end of the day, use your logic to decide on which way you want to let this flow.  You have an important decision to make and it is time you make it. Single stoner Aries you will have a much less dramatic December, but not without a few bumps.  Take it all in stride and trust yourself.  It will make for a splendid New Year!