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Aries May 2018

Stoner Aries, you can expect this particular month of May to be straight fire! You have the sun at your back and green pastures at your feet. However, this doesn’t mean you won’t have to grind. It would be silly to assume that gardens yield spectacular harvests without getting your hands dirty. Be prepared to get a little messy this month Stoner Aries. The world is your garden and you have plenty of work to do. To ensure efficiency is at its highest levels, you must tackle properly developed and planned projects. Once you have accomplished your current list of to-dos, you will have plenty of time remaining to burn through your net passion project.

Stoner Aries there will be more hours in the days in May. Your biggest challenge will be to determine how you will spend them. Opportunities are only as rewarding as your willingness to take them. If you are in a position of leadership, it will be even more important for you to take initiative prompting those you lead to pursue spectacular successes. However, this may require you to be stern with subordinates who are not completely convinced such great feats can be accomplished. Be kind, but be candid. Whether you are leader of the pack, or working your way up the ladder, Stoner Aries, it will be important to keep the peace at work, and the peace-pipe at home. While there are certainly times when the two can mix, business and bud-ness should remain distinctly separate this month.

Whether single, or with a special stoner companion, you will have the opportunity to take time for self reflection. Take a chance on investing in yourself, Stoner Aries. Perhaps you will embark on hike to your favorite smoke spot. Or, you may indulge in an all-inclusive smoke session with your closest partners in chronic. Just remember, you have special someones who are relying on you to bring the goodness and the green. When others are involved, there will always be bumps in the short term, but you can rest assured there will be few bruises in the long run.

Aries April 2018

Stoner Aries universal influences will support a positive and prosperous April.  With Spring in full effect, it will be imperative to organize and complete projects already underway.  The full moon on the 31st of March represents an opportunity for the stoner Aries to cleanse the past and prepare for the future.

Think of the beginning of April as a vision quest.  Puff early and meditate often. See the year unfold.  Perhaps you can enhance your medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb by trying something new to connect with your inner voice.  An internal journey within a float tank is a wonderful conduit to better self understanding. Perhaps a long hike in the majesty of our terrestrial plane will inspire your vision.  Maybe a medicated hot yoga session is just what the doctor ordered to expel toxins and breathe in new energy. No matter the tools of your quest, find the time early in April to open your mind to your internal voice.  Seek your true desired direction.

Smoke some flower stoner Aries.  Dust off the leaves that clutter your environment, both external and internal.  Once your vision quest is complete, the next step will be to complete all projects already established.  Leaving loose ends can trip you up as you run toward your future. You will find the pace of your work and mental analysis will increase tremendously now that you have found your true direction.  What can you do now to reach this vision? Once you have your direction established and work in progress completed, waste no time in executing forward progress toward your future.

Don’t spend all your time in a yurt on a mountain top visualizing your future stoner Aries.  After your vision quest early in the month it will be crucial to connect with your cannabis companions, loved ones, and smoke circle acquaintances.  It’s possible these connections will help actualize the vision of your future.

Aries March 2018

Stoner Aries the March period will once again be a thematic continuation of the first two months of 2018. So let’s recap the important points of the February stoner horoscope. Trust in yourself, do not rely on others. Do not try to solve the mystery of paranoid smoke clouds, move on quickly to the task or direction in front of you. A steady pace should be kept, no racing or jumping ahead.

How did you do with your cosmic mission in February? There is plenty of universal support and positive planetary influences surrounding you. In the end, your happiness or sense of accomplishment all lies within your sphere of influence. Once again balance and an even pace will be important as you navigate terrestrial obstacles. A nice balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be your rocket fuel as you dance amidst the stars. Moderation will also be an important aspect to your meditative smoke sessions. Blasting off with too much fuel may send you off course and too close to the searing sun.

You should feel confident within the work sphere in March. Keep in mind my lovely Aries, an even pace does not mean relaxed. All tasks and obstacles should be dealt with directly. With concentration and a willful intent there will be no obstacles that hold you back. Stay on task. Take other’s opinions and analysis into account, but remain steadfast in the intent and goal of your mission.

Be forewarned stoner Aries, there will be moments in March where you will feel like you are traveling in a bumper car. Negative energy may not directly impact your situation, but as a cannabis companion is negatively impacted, that energy may careen into your sphere of influence. Once again, solving the mystery of the situation will not be as important as moving forward dealing with the dilema. Inhale, breathe, and let it be.

Aries February 2018

Stoner Aries the February time period will be a continuation of what you were able to establish in January. This can be a positive period filled with personal growth and achievement. Speed and pace will be important to monitor. A balanced hybrid strain should be your go-to sacred herb for the month. It will be important to maintain a steady pace chasing after your goals. Avoid racing ahead or a serious crash may occur. Avoid lethargy or opportunity may pass you by. Everything you need to achieve your goals is within yourself.

February will be rolled up with mystery, just like a kief topped joint. Be forewarned stoner Aries, do not turn the mysteries of February into puzzles that need to be solved. Planetary influences will support you in your endeavors. When plans change it will be more important to deal with the new direction than figuring out the hows and whys behind the change. Proceed with confidence. Do not get stuck over analyzing minutia or interpreting paranoid smoke clouds.

Stoner Arians should expect progress in the workplace as warm cosmic winds will bring a comfort during the winter month. Do not mistake this for good fortune however. Diligence and concentration will be required to reap the benefits of this warm cosmic breeze. There will be no problem or obstacle you cannot solve as long as you keep your third eye open and alert. As advised in January, a change in approach will serve you well against pesky problems.

Don’t get caught without a packed bowl for your travels. You will not find support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts this month stoner Aries. Do not pass off important tasks or crucial decisions to any cannabis companions. Your steady pace, positive attitude, and confident demeanor will be the cure for any situation that arises. Remember stoner Aries, it’s not a mystery, just the circumstance.

Aries January 2018

Stoner Aries should expect to experience an intense beginning to the 2018 new year; intense, but enjoyable in the same breath. You are likely to discover new insights into the inner workings of those closest to you, but be assured the greatest lessons learned will be in the realm of self realization. Be warned, however, not all of your discoveries will be positive in nature. However, as the first sign of the stoner Zodiac, you need to remember you are in direct control when it comes to how you respond to these situations. Sometimes in life you may not get the best grade of smoke, but you can always upgrade your smoking device. The point is these are the times when it is more effective to change your approach, not the problem.

While the weather this time of year often motivates people to stay inside where it is warm and cozy, you can still make productive use of this time. You certainly want to avoid couchlock or becoming stagnant. This down time is the perfect opportunity to make plans for when the weather warms and spring brings back the sun. Stick to the sativas, Stoner Aries, they will help keep you moving, at least mentally. You have plenty of creative ideas that you need to get down on paper, the cerebral highs of sativas will magnify these tendencies, as well as help keep you motivated when chasing fervently after your goals.

Avoid unnecessary conflict in the workplace. Although this advice is good year round, January is likely to bring additional troubles. The good news is most problems you encounter can be easily cleared up by using your words. The worst thing to do is to waste energies or engage in arguments over simple misunderstandings that could have been avoided if all parties involved took the time to actually hear what the other were trying to say.

When it comes to loved ones or lovers, Stoner Aries, the best you can do is to be a good listener. It isn’t going to hurt to have the peace pipe ready with a freshly packed bowl, it can be a great equalizer. Undeniable is the truth that “sharing is caring.” You may even change someone’s day for the better without even knowing it. While others will certainly benefit from your kindness, there is a great deal you will gain by considering your friends’ and family’s perspectives when contemplating your life, the universe, and everything. As much as possible, do not rush to make decisions. Be sure to weigh potential outcomes before taking action, and when possible get a second opinion on the bigger choices that may result in more substantial transformations.

Aries December 2017

Stoner Aries, December is the month that you should focus your investments toward body and health. We are all space travelers zooming through the universe, and we only get one cosmic space suit–it’s important that we take care of it. This does not mean you should go out and adopt whatever new fashionable diet you come across surfing the net. Rather, make those small, but effective choices in favor of health. If you are prone to the munchies, choose more natural sweets like fruit, or limit yourself to only two scoops of ice cream. These seem trivial, but watch how quickly the little things add up to big results.

Most months, the Stoner Aries is filled with fire and ready to take on the world. During the winter months it can be more difficult to find outlets for all that energy. It will just require a little creative problem solving, but you can do it Stoner Aries. Maybe it’s time to finally get that gym membership, or you pick up hemp braiding, or try your hand at watercolor. You might decide to use your powers for some extra good and volunteer for a local charity. Whatever you choose, you are sure to excel in creating positive results in the cosmos.

This is why it is important to avoid couchlock. Find a nice sativa dominant variety or explore the family of Hazes. These will offer a cerebral boost to help focus the mind in order to accomplish the projects you undertake. In the spirit of improving overall health, it may be time to investigate vaporizers or medibles, more health conscious approaches to interacting with our favorite plant of healing.

Your energetic and free spirit will attract others who are curious as to how you do it. If you are single, Stoner Aries, be sure to keep some of your magic a mystery. Those who already have a special canna-companion will feel this connection grow. Your adventurous nature will serve you well as you and your partner seek new experiences on this big blue planet we call home. Safe travels fellow cosmic explorer!

Aries November 2017

Stoner Aries, this November you will rediscover just how resilient you really are. At first, you may see your shortcomings as only that–as simply wasted efforts and energies. But remember, from the most devastating ashes can grow a beautiful new life and accomplishment. Instead of dwelling on what was, you should look forward to all that is to come. This does not mean that you should “hurry up and wait.” To the contrary, this winter will be a time for substantive self-evaluation: Find what has worked or has helped with your previous successes and let go of old habits or approaches that were unfruitful. Medicated meditation will be a must during this time. Whether you choose to smoke a cerebral enhancing Sativa to promote problem solving, or a nice relaxing Indica to refresh the body, make sure that some of your smoke sessions are solo so you will have the time to look inward.

Regarding homelife, Stoner Aries, it is advised that you choose your battles wisely. Not all will be chaotic or challenging. However, since you will undergo your own transformative experiences, you want to make sure you are on steady ground yourself before you attempt to prop up others. Otherwise, you should expect a period of great, and healthy harvests regarding your most special cannabis companion. If you are single, this positivity will easily translate to your friends and family, also known as your “partners in chronic.” Although you may be feeling proud of your renewed confidence, remember there is a thin line that separates hubris and humility. Just because you think highly of yourself, that does not necessarily make you above everyone else.

You are seen as a natural leader by those who have the pleasure of working with you, stoner Aries. Your peers will often seek your guidance and outside-the-box approaches to solving difficult problems. This month, however, it will benefit you to adopt slightly more passive, supporting roles. Counter to your historical trends, attacking tasks from behind the scenes will enable you the freedom to try new tactics. Roll and light one up stoner Aries and stay at a mellow, but maintainable pace. You will be successful if you think like a long distance runner and look far into the future. Don’t come up short by focusing all your energy on only one leg of the race.

Aries October 2017

Stoner Aries, while we often think of summer and harvest time as the end of the fruits of our labor, cultivation is a full-time endeavour. While you may be admiring the great bounty from all your hard work, remember now is the time to dig into the dirt and plant the seeds for future growth. Although your efforts have produce ample and supple results, it is important to not overlook the weeds that have sprouted. Amidst the celebration of your successes from summer, do not miss the opportunity to cultivate that which is important and to discard those things that do not bear fruit.

You may experience a significant period of change in the workplace, Stoner Aries, but, do not count all of your losses as failures. Sometimes, something must end for another to begin. You may have reached the end of a particular road, only to discover that there is a great plain of potential before you. It can be necessary at times, to get rid of a few bad trees in order to save the rest of the forest. While at first, this absence might be more prominent, you will be able to invest these newly recovered resources into projects that will produce noticeable results.

With regards to familial aspects, Stoner Aries, you could not ask for more. All will be quiet on the home front. And, the only things that will need to be addressed are the improvements that you wish to see. Break out the peace pipe, and break down the herb–all of your closest cannabis companions will be down to toke one up to your accomplishments. This month, it is advised that you find your favorite strain and stick with it; perhaps a more grounding Indica so that you are able to stay focused on one task at a time. You will experience a great sense of satisfaction as long as you do not try to go in too many directions at once. If you invest your efforts into specific tasks, Stoner Aries, you will be sure to impress yourself and those nearest you with a period of peace and prosperity.

Aries September 2017

This Autumn, Stoner Aries, it will be okay to want it all. There are many avenues that you will have the choice to pursue. The hardest part will be the decision of what to do first. You will be able to inspire a vibrancy and vitality within yourself and kinfolk that will provide the energy to accomplish seemingly unconquerable obstacles with actual ease. While there will be much work to be done, you and yours will find plenty of time to unwind. Among its many uses, our sacred green herb will provide the perfect bonding platform. Whether it is softening critics, or strengthening established relationships, this magnificent plant will help to foster friendships and allow everyone to meet on common grounds.

It is sometimes said that teamwork makes the dream work. Particularly this September, Stoner Aries, working in collaboration with your peers will bring about the certainty of many successes. As long as your actions are deliberate, and given the proper foresight, all endeavors will produce the desired results. If the goals are clearly defined, then everyone involved in the project will be able put forth their best efforts. The most likely obstacle, the only one really, will be establishing the delicate equilibrium between much to do, and doing too much. While it is often thought that Sativas are more energizing, it may be advised to try finding a nice relaxing Indica variety. The logic is to grind hard when work needs to be done, and maximize recuperation times with good quality r&r.

When the day’s work is done or perhaps after more significant projects are completed, it will be wise to celebrate a job well done. Life on the home-front will be little to worry about. In fact, it will be a time of great prosperity. It will be important to share this positivity with your cannabis companion and bud-sharing buddies. Whether it is a brief day trip for an outdoor smoke session, or an extended adventure where the nights are filled with a sweet green aroma, get out and explore. Remember that your successes will be short lived if you do not take the proper time to reflect upon and enjoy them.

Aries August 2017

Stoner Aries, your ambitions this month will be noticeable to yourself and to those around you. You will be able to take full advantage of the good weather and long days that summer provides you. Perhaps you have new undertakings that you have been planning, and now is the time to implement them. Or, just as likely, you will see seeds that you planted earlier in the year begin to flourish and produce amazing results. This season of prosperity will only be improved by sharing your successes with friends and your peers. Others will look to you for advice and for guidance, so feel confident in your abilities to lead. When you are not making things happen, you should find your favorite piece, your favorite strain of that sacred herb, and head out to your favorite secluded smoke spot. If you bring along friends, keep your smoking circle limited to a few. It will be important that you make good use of your relaxation time. You will be busy with many projects, so you definitely want to rest and recharge when your schedule permits.

The workplace will provide you with the most opportunities to take charge and work with coworkers to pursue common goals. It is likely that you will have to utilize your creative thinking skills, but this is the kind of challenge that you excel at best. Your aura will be clearly visible to your peers at work. Your collaborations together are sure to create lasting results and will help to move the company into new territories and towards new accomplishments. While you are making good use of your energies, it is recommended to keep pipe time separate from productive times. A clear head will only better ensure that you are able to give full focus to the tasks before you and provide the best chances of success.

With those nearest to you, Stoner Aries, just do your best to be present and to be yourself. Your ability to help others should not limit your willingness to ask others for help when needed. Just like at work, working together with your partner will only advance your relationship for the better. With such a strong support system at work and at home, this month, the sky really will be the limit, so do not be afraid to dream big.