Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope September
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Stoner Virgo September brings cosmic blessings the likes of which have not been seen all year.  Yup, it will be a heaping bowl of green powered positivity this month. A shifting landscape may throw others off their feet, but not you, not this month stoner Virgo.  Herbal wings of positivity will keep you upright and moving forward toward progress.

Double down on the waves of positivity with the Lamb’s Bread Sativa strain.  Keep your stash jar filled to the rim.  Pinch or dip into it as much as you want this month.  You will already be floating, there is nothing stopping you from going even higher.

For single stoner Virgos there might be a smoke circle hook up in store in September!  For all other Virgins in the stoner Zodiac, this month may not be as innocent as your chart leads people to believe.  Once again the Lamb’s Bread cannabis prescription suits your romantic condition nicely.  Be sure to keep your mood and desires energetic and uplifting.  Your crush will appreciate the attention!  One important instruction to help you on your heart-filled travels stoner Virgo:  Listen.  Your cannabis companion or smoke circle crush will find your listening skills sexy.  An active listener is sure to be rewarded.

The work and business sphere may not be on the same elevated plain as the sphere of romance, but it will float on with pace and positivity.  All you need to solve problems, and leap over obstacles, are within your wonderful set of stoner traits.  Keep scratching off that to-do list my anal retentive stoner Virgo.  Obstacles are sure to pop up during the month, but they will easily be solved with a little patience and contemplation.  If you get stuck, be sure to take a step back, and contemplate the problem with a higher perspective induced by the sacred herb. 

Nothing can hold you back this month as long as you maintain your groovy lifted vibe, and stay steady on the grind.

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