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Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Cancer March could be seen as walking on a bed of hot coals.  Scary, with the potential for danger, but rewarding and empowering after completion.  The planetary forecast this month is cloudy with a chance of sunshine. A bit rainy at work with a high probability of sun breaks at home.

Know thyself stoner Cancer.  Toke time this month for meditative smoke sessions focused on how your stellar star sign traits reflect out into the world.  Looking in the mirror can be difficult, but great terrestrial knowledge could be looking back at you. Holding feelings close to the vest could be perceived as cold hearted.  Your perception of privacy within professionalism can be perceived as cold and insensitive. Avoid defensive reactions, and understand the perspective of others. You don’t have to break with your perception of privacy within professionalism to communicate more within the work sphere.  You don’t have to change who you are, but understanding how you come off is crucial. Often, clear communication can solve problems with perceptions.

All this third eye vision focused on self reflection to fight negativity in the workplace fits perfectly into the planetary positioning of personal influence.  Deep dives into the reflection in the mirror should be coupled with concerted moments of self care in March. Thus, these medicated moments all lead to an opportunity for self improvement, and a mental health breakthrough.  Meditative smoke sessions in March will lead to self repair and self care. Within your quest to see how you are perceived by your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts there will be Easter eggs of enlightenment on your path toward better emotional and physical well being.  Supplement the solo smoke sessions with a regiment of CBD medibles. Analytical staring in the mirror can bring anxiety to the surface. The CBD regiment will assist dampening the negative effects of these deep dives into self.  

The full Moon on the 9th is an important date.  The cosmic influence of March will shine brightest on this date.  This will be the perfect time for that deep medicated solo dive into self.  Looking into the mirror to analyze your reflection can be scary, like that hot bed of coals; but after your journey is complete, the rich rewards will propel you toward emotional progress.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to improve your connection to smoke circle canna-buddies and coworkers. You are so brave my stoner Crab, you can do it!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Virgo, if you take time to reflect on the closing months of the past year, you are likely to find yourself feeling more bumped and bruised than you remembered.  Your ceaseless grind kept you moving forward during this time, but perhaps not always in the direction you intended. January was a time for you to hit pause, find your center, get grounded, and regain your bearings.  While the sun might not always be shining, you can proceed towards a brighter season knowing you are supported by the stars.

February brings good news stoner Virgo!  The dazed and confused days of consternation are behind you … mostly.  The stars are aligned, and at the ready to bring you stellar support! However, it is inevitably up to you as to how to best utilize this backing.  It is advised you take time during the early days of the month for quiet meditative smoke sessions. While you are sure to have plenty of social endo-excursions with the cannabis crew during later weeks, these early days of meditation should be a solo mission.  Allow yourself the time to dig deep into your spiritual soils stoner Virgo. You can breathe a little easier knowing you will have all the nutrients needed to feed the growth you want to see, however, you will first have to figure out how high you want your branches to reach.

While you are discovering silver linings within your personal realm, the financial facets should bring some golden opportunities.  This doesn’t mean you are going to win the lottery, stoner Virgo, but small substantial changes can produce big results when it comes to your finances.  Whether it is time to make that career shift move, or you implement smaller strategic adjustments in your current occupation, efficiency will be on the up.  

As you move through February, the month of love, you will find your love of self as equally important.  Confidence will expand with this loving gaze into the mirror. Fortunately hazy clouds and gloomy moods do not last forever. Recent months have been marred by uncertainty and cautious steps. But, you’re back stoner Virgo!  Rally the stoner crew and get ready to recreate and celebrate. There is work to be done. You will be red-eyed, but clear minded, and able to rise above. You have experienced substantial lows of late, but this simply means you are headed towards greater heights, and the highs will be all the higher!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

You’re not the only one stoner Scorpio, who is susceptible to the drain and droll of the dreariness of winter.  Looking back, simply surviving January was quite an achievement. However, this struggle has likely left you with the feeling that your outcomes have not been proportional to your efforts.  Even though your plans do not always manifest in the ways you imagine, and at times it can feel like everything is going wrong, the only antidote is to stay strong and toke on. It is recommended you stick to the Sativa side of of the sensimilla spectrum.  When you’re feeling a little low, its energizing and inspiring properties can be just the pick-me-up needed to get back to a higher level of productivity.  

Selfcare is not just an emerging trend stoner Scorpio; for you, this month, it will be absolutely necessary to your success and ability to stay on the grind.  This does not mean spend all day ‘resting’ on the couch. Extended couch-lock is to be explicitly avoided! The focus of smoke sessions this month should be to clear the mind and rejuvenate the spirits. Toke time early and often in the beginning of February for meditative smoke sessions and medicating moments.  Then continue with frequent consistency throughout the remainder of the month. The goal during this period is long term well being, stoner Scorpio, not momentary gratification. While the weather is far from stellar, sunnier days will be here soon enough. You want to be well rested and centered for when the days are longer; otherwise you will be ill prepared to embark upon all the endo-excursions Spring has in store.  

Overall, your monetary assets are not a big concern.  It is your spiritual finances you should keep a close eye on.  My spirited Scorpion, I have just the mantra to help you through this uncertainty:  “I’m worth it!” Unfortunately, you are not the only stoner sign who is feeling less than 100.  Those nearest you may be experiencing the same struggles, and simply not showing it. With limited energy available during these times, remember, YOU are the best investment you can make!  Only once you have found your own inner balance will you be able to help those who could benefit from a kind hand or open ear. It’s been said: A friend with the weed, is a friend indeed. Sometimes, just knowing there is someone who is down to ride with you, high or low, is all that’s needed to get you through to the otherside.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

Is it really only February stoner Taurus?  2020 started out strong, and has been a steady burn ever since, with no apparent signs of slowing down.  The only thing more diverse and divergent than the events of the month passed are the crazy, but constructive times ahead.  This month you must keep the fires blazing stoner Taurus. Light up a bowl of your favorite Sativa dominant strain and put on your thinking cap.  Sweet Kali Mist or a citrusy Tangie strain could be the perfect canna-catalyst needed to spark and maintain open creative channels. Keep your eyes open, and your mind elevated.  The month holds great possibility and opportunity, but not the promise of either. Potential does not always ensure progress. It will be up to you to cash in, and crop out on maximum potential for growth.

You can expect, and should prepare for good gains in both your herbal and financial greens this month stoner Taurus.  This does not mean the cosmos is going to present you with a magical cash cow. However, if you pay attention, you will see more chances for the come-up than usual.  Opportunities for economic expansion will be available, but it will be your responsibility to reach out and realize them. Be forewarned: Just because you have the capital to contribute, does not mean it is a sound investment.  Just because the idea comes from a close cannabis confidant or familial friend, does not mean you should bet the whole farm on their words; especially if it means betting the whole value of your own financial garden. You can never know the outcome, but when it comes to your income, proceed with caution and conscience before you put five on it.

Creativity and flexibility should be the themes of the month.  You can expect the current period to be one of frenetic flux, but one that is completely manageable.  Proceed with an open third eye, and give adequate analysis to the task at hand before making your next move.  There may be moments when you feel like second guessing your decision at the time; but in the long run, as long as you avoid making any decisions while dazed and confused, you will always find yourself on a higher level than you were before.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Sagittarius you are a sunbeam flying through our cosmic reality.  In February you will see yourself as this special beam of light, and begin to act with more confidence and direction.

Toke time early in the month for a contemplative deep medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  This cerebral meditation should focus on positive exploration of self. Not just connecting your inner self to your terrestrial spacesuit, but really seeing your inner self as the sunbeam that you are.  You are special stoner Sagittarius. What makes you special? What do you genuinely love about yourself? This herbally enhanced meditative exercise won’t be an act of narcissism, but instead a journey of discovery.  This early-in-the-month smoke session will manifest a key that could unlock progress through the remainder of the month, and possibly well into the future.

Everything will flow naturally from the discovery within the sacred meditative exercise.  Now you won’t just have planetary support for a confident strut, but you will believe it deep down and connected within.  This internal confidence will manifest on the terrestrial plane as you take on and conquer important tasks in all spheres of life.  Wow stoner Sag, can you feel the power and excitement?  

But all these accomplishments won’t come from luck, or be presented as a fortunate gift.  Simple hard work won’t even bring the progress you are looking for. In February, you must step out, and place yourself in positions of peril.  This could be as simple as taking the stage on karaoke night in front of cannabis acquaintances. It could be as difficult as volunteering for that time consuming work project.  Remember stoner Sag, you are a sunbeam capable of all things. To accomplish the “things” you must first take them on.

More good news!  As long as you take on the task of the medicated meditative smoke session early in the month to see yourself in a positive light, so will your fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The current planetary alignment will send cosmic waves of support through your canna-buddies. Especially after Valentine’s Day, those around you will see you as the energetic bright sunbeam that you are.  Shine on stoner Sag, spread the light of positivity across the terrestrial plane.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Pisces February will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure story.  After the tsunami of influence that came in January, this time period will proceed more under your time-frame and speed.  The January storm has passed, and the heavens have opened to shine influence of self determination. So pack your bowl with some inspirational green, there is nothing holding you back this month. 

Be forewarned stoner Pisces:  Complacency and couchlock is the enemy during this period of inspired progress.  Avoid any cannabis strains that encourage sedation. Seek the sacred strains that inspire clarity, creativity, and a lifted spirit.  You must marry action with inspiration this month to be the change, and enact change around you. Another reason to avoid the cloudy haze of deep Indica strains is the likelihood of sudden surprises that will come in the final winter month.  These little pop-up surprises won’t be dangerous, but could throw you off balance. However, with your diligent third eye engagement, coupled with cosmic support, you will safely navigate through any surprising situations.

Let’s think of February as a magic creation box for career advancement.  As you flex your powers of influence on the terrestrial plane, be sure to cast a positive third eye towards your future economic station.  Wait, what’s a magic creation box? It is another concept similar to a medicated meditative smoke session. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the mind to positive thoughts focused on your dreams.  By envisioning these big dreams with positive intent, you cast a manifestation spell out into the universe. Dreams don’t just come true, they are the result of progressive work. And it all starts with positive intent and confidence in ideas.

Influential exertion in February will also encompass your cannabis companions.  You will find that you have the ability, and cosmic support, to put a spark into the smoke circle.  Whether it be living room adventures with shared bowls, or smoke spot hunting out on the terrestrial plane, this is the month you will create the canna-fam events that make you happy.  Enjoy making your mark on February stoner Pisces.

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Libra get ready for an active and energetic month of February.  The slow roll of January will switch to burning the midnight oil in the first few days of the final Winter month.  All the wisdom gained from the perceptive pace to start the year will now come in handy as adventure turns to work.

Work?  Yes stoner Libra, opportunities for communal smoke sessions and smoke spot adventures will have to wait until tasks are accomplished, and obstacles are overcome.  Of all the months in this calendar year, February would be the ideal time for a tolerance break. Put the pipe down stoner Libra, if not completely at least use the sacred herb with planning and precision versus habit and frivolity.  Know thyself stoner Libra. The universe will send a lot of tasks and obstacles your way. You must adjust your sacred herbal diet to match the necessary attention and energy required. Maybe it is time to try that high CBD strain, low THC hybrid, or even, yes, put the pipe down for a spell.  Be forewarned: Hazy days stuck in couch-lock will be your downfall in February.

Don’t look away stoner Libra.  The tsunami of activity is coming; ignoring it will only leave you buried and drowning.  But hear me now, this is not a bad thing. This is not a negative horoscope. There was a good reason to take your time seeking wisdom and understanding last month.  With these seeds of sacred understanding, the mountain of activity in February will come with ready-made paths to the top.

Activity will increase in both the work and personal spheres.  With the right positive attitude you will become a swashbuckling warrior at work, and a closet cleaning peacemaker at home.  Keep the tokes light, and your tasks organized stoner Libra. By the end of the month you will look back with great pride at all you accomplished, and there will be plenty of time to smoke it up with your cannabis companions.

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

Drab and dreary may describe the weather stoner Leo, but it will never describe you!  However, this month it will be necessary to take boring restful breaks to accommodate and accelerate exciting progress.  There is much to do, but the current planetary alignment only supports a rested and ready Lion.

Activities in February require a thoughtful sacred herbal prescription.  Furious energetic activities must be balanced by deep restful moments. Thus, the stash box must be loaded with opposing cannabis varieties.  Bowls to get up and get going must be paired with bowls to sit down and sink in. This Yin and Yang lifestyle, and cannabis balanced diet, will ensure success and progress during February.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to set you off on the appropriate mission at hand.

Busy busy crossing out the to-dos, don’t forget to keep your third eye on the grand plan.  Toke time to get lifted and rise high above the terrestrial plane. View the current list of to-dos within the broader scope of your life plan.  You have the energy to spin your wheels, but are they moving forward toward progress or just simply spinning? As you meditate with the sacred herb, make honest judgments about the efficiency and effectiveness of your time and tasks.

Frivolous change can bring excitement and a sense of newness to a dark winter month. Step out of your norm.  Change a repetitive pattern.  This change doesn’t have to be drastic, but it might give a little spark to keep that engine driving forward.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Other star signs might not be receiving the same energetic impact of their planetary position.  February won’t be the month of lit smoke circle bowls. Puff puff pass on the expectations of others.  This month you are more than capable of burning your own bowls without the support of cannabis companions.  Perhaps in between task mastery and contemplating the grand path of progress, you will find the opportunity to brighten a fellow toker’s bowl.  You are blessed stoner Leo; don’t forget to share your blessings with others.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

Alright stoner Gemini, the three horsemen of negativity have road on to influence other stoner star signs this month.  How did you do combating the waves of negative cosmic influence in January? Great, now forget about it! Battling stress and anxiety can be a mighty challenge.  Coming out the other side, there will be a tendency to relax, and fall into a spell of lethargy. But the February period is a time of great opportunity. Instead of battling cosmic demons, now your effort can be placed toward progress with cosmic support.

Get up and get moving stoner Gemini!  Allow yourself time early in the month to sink deep into a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Use this meditation as a cleansing of the battles waged in January. Perhaps even burn some sage during this medicated exercise to cleanse your physical space as well.  But once the deep thought and recognition of the January struggles has been completed, it is time to move into the new phase February represents.

February is marked by opportunity, positivity, and creativity.  Keep your stash jar loaded with your favorite Sativa strain. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to get up and get moving.  Universal support will favor action and creativity. Avoid couchlock and sedation as much as possible this month. If there are moments of malaise or flat spots of creative thinking, take your favorite bowl and hunt down a new smoke spot out in nature.  Bring a canna-buddy along for the quest. Surely this mission will inspire action and loosen the gears of creativity.

An important note about your canna-crew:  Your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will have their own unique cosmic influence.  Your newfound go-go mentality may leave them puzzled. There is no time to slow down for explanations stoner Gemini.  True canna-fam won’t hold you back, but instead will light one up to support you on your terrestrial adventure.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Capricorn as we travel down the river of life there are sections of dangerous rapids, terrifying cliff falls, monotonous meanderings, and swift peaceful stretches.  Sit back, relax, take puffs of cannabis smoke, February will be a swift peaceful stretch of time in the cosmic current of 2020.

Cosmic influence will not throw you into dangerous negative positions, but this life stream is always moving and should be respected.  So heed my words, I am not recommending toking it up to the point your cosmic spacesuit reaches autopilot. Travel through February with your third eye engaged.  As with any river, there are points of decision to navigate safely. Select your sacred cannabis strains according to the mellow mixed bag of cosmic influence this month.  Go hybrids or go home stoner Capricorn. A little bit of this and a little bit of that, with a keen third eye gaze on the path ahead.

There is an important period of February where universal influence will favor the ambitious stoner Capricorn.  Between the Full Moon of the 8th and the New Moon of the 23rd, productive ambition will be rewarded. No, not monetary rewards, but productive efforts during this time will receive added rays of positivity from the cosmos.  Around the Full Moon, toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session focused on your terrestrial travels, and how you want to move forward. For some this might be tackling tasks to make that side hustle a reality. Maybe for other stoner Capricorns this will provide the impetus to volunteer.  No matter the mission, between the 8th and 23rd is the time to execute.

While you are flowing through life in a safe space of the river bend, it is important to take stock in those around you.  February will be a powerful time to strengthen bonds with cannabis companions, and also make logical assessments of smoke circle acquaintances.  We are all on this cosmic spaceship together stoner Capricorn, make sure you appreciate others, and make sure you are appreciated.