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Aquarius October 2017

As the Halloween month arrives, Stoner Aquarius, you are feeling at the top of your game. You may have climbed and conquered many mountains during the summer season, be it metaphorically or literally, but you may also feel like there are tasks left undone. Perhaps there is still that one rock left unturned, that road untraveled, or that one nugg left unsmoked. It is important that whatever remains, that you give it your best shot. Those nearest to you have certainly noticed an improvement in confidence and competence. You have found your groove, it will be important that you stay focused on maintaining this streak of success by keeping busy. Avoid Indica-dominant strains that might lead you to couch-lock and inhibit your forward motion.

For you, it may not always come down to financial motivations, Stoner Aquarius. Your peers will definitely notice that you have a plan, as well as the knowhow to put those plans into action. Your accomplishments can and will be restricted, only by your own initiative. Lay down the pipe, even if this is only with regard to the workplace. You will be able to offer new solutions and new perspective to old problems, but you do not want to limit your chances by clouding the senses. You will find yourself to be in tune to the subtle nuances of the cosmos, you simply need to ensure that you are of the mindset to do so.

While the workplace may bring new challenges and problems to solve, you will find your inner peace on the homefront. An ancient wisdom declares that, ‘sharing is caring.’ You may feel drained from the demands of work, but you are certain to find a second wind when it comes to your personal sphere. You will only benefit from packing the peace pipe and passing it around. This may bolster moral for you and your squad, or perhaps stoke the fire shared with your cannabis companion. Whether it is romantic, or recreational, you and members of your stoney circle will find solace in our evermost sacred herb.

Gemini October 2017

Stoner Gemini October has many treats in store for you. Cosmic winds of change will fill your sails in the second fall month. These cosmic influences will not be a head wind, but the necessary energy to get you into the correct alignment with the universe. Please understand stoner Gemini, with full sails you will travel great distances. You will end up nowhere near where you start the month of October.

You may start the month with an unsettled feeling stoner Gemini. The moon will be bright early in the month. Much like the werewolf, the stoner Gemini will go through an amazing transformation near the full moon. But this isn’t an evil spirit, it may be your wild twin coming out to play. Embrace the energetic power and seek a smoke circle under the stars. Let loose and howl among your cannabis companions. You are sure to meet new kind cosmic astronauts and celebrate with true joy in your heart.

After the excitement of the full moon and the energy of the beginning of the month, it will be time to slow down and become more contemplative. ‘Transition’ should be the focus of a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb at the mid month point. Your sign will be traveling from support within the sphere of personal relationships to support within the sphere of work and responsibility. Don’t fret stoner Gemini, this is all within your universal plan.

Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself.” The mid month meditative smoke session should be quite revealing for the stoner Gemini. Listen to your inner voice. There is no better source of information than your internal spirit. As you come under the influence of a new planetary alignment, focusing on yourself and your inner needs will be key to success on your transitionary journey. Perhaps all this howling at the moon has left your body strained and a renewed effort to heal and strengthen your cosmic space suit will be revealed.

Sagittarius October 2017

Oh Stoner Sagittarius, I know you want to find an end to this responsible task oriented cosmic path. But the second fall time period brings more influence from the responsible side of the heavens. This busy lifestyle with a seemingly endless to-do list will have a payback for you stoner Sagittarius. Your tireless work this past year is building a wonderful foundation for future cosmic adventures. Insight through meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help you find exciting opportunities within the daily grind of accomplishment.

Look into the big green glass bowl stoner Sagittarius. Like a crystal ball, this glass bowl will help you see the adventure in the daily routine. October is the perfect month to focus your meditative gaze inward and take a renewed interest in personal health. We all only have one cosmic space suit, so it is important to maintain it. Even the busiest daily routine should allow for hikes in nature. Set out on a quest to find a new #JsSmokeSpot, whether it be a waterfall in the woods or that hidden urban garden. Staying physically active will help release the pressure of a go-go work lifestyle.

Stoner Sag there will be a personal challenge with a close cannabis companion this month. Despite your easy going whimsical nature, this situation will require a moment of pause and reflection. Meditate with the sacred herb and see through the emotion of the moment. Perhaps this moment of anxiety or turbulence is systemic in the nature of your relationship. Take confidence in knowing that there are a vast amount of cannabis companions traveling on this cosmic space ship called Earth. When one stoner drops from a smoke circle another is sure to take his place. But remember this stoner Sagittarius, life is too short to harbor resentment. Change is as inevitable as a fresh green bowl.

Cancer October 2017

Stoner Cancer, it will be easy to notice that amidst all your struggles and challenges this month, the ends can certainly justify the means. It is understood that not every lesson worth learning will come easily. But, it may serve you well to keep in mind that it is your approach and matter of perspective that is the difference of seeing an obstacle or seeing an opportunity. While our herbal habits might keep us going with the flow, it will be up to you to figure out your final destination. Spend whatever time is required, meditating with your favorite variety of cannabis. You will notice that after a solid smoke session, you will feel rested and re-energized and ready to take on the world.

While work will require a substantial investment of your energies, it will not demand all of your resources. Be prepared to fulfill job expectations and you will be sure to surpass them. Since work will be mostly uneventful, albeit demanding, you will be ready to explore your more creative capacities. After a good day’s work, Stoner Cancer; roll one up, burn one down, and feel free to traverse the cosmos with cannabis as your guide. Because you will have additional resources outside of work, you will be able to pursue unconventional activities. You may try out making THC infused baked goods for the first time, or allow yourself to act more silly after smoking a cerebral Sativa. Whichever path you travel, your journey is certain to produce memories that will last long after you’ve devoured the brownies.

Your strong efforts, Stoner Cancer, should be backed by an even stronger resilience. While others may notice your elevated peaceful aura, you do not want to come across too passive. The cosmos has blessed you with a unique opportunity to produce positive results in all of your pursuits. Don’t waste this gift. You have a fire inside that is there to ignite inspiration within family and friends. Be sure to spread around the kindness and the kind bud: everyone is certain to benefit from good company and great greens. While the herb might be loud, your positivity will be heard even louder.

Aries October 2017

Stoner Aries, while we often think of summer and harvest time as the end of the fruits of our labor, cultivation is a full-time endeavour. While you may be admiring the great bounty from all your hard work, remember now is the time to dig into the dirt and plant the seeds for future growth. Although your efforts have produce ample and supple results, it is important to not overlook the weeds that have sprouted. Amidst the celebration of your successes from summer, do not miss the opportunity to cultivate that which is important and to discard those things that do not bear fruit.

You may experience a significant period of change in the workplace, Stoner Aries, but, do not count all of your losses as failures. Sometimes, something must end for another to begin. You may have reached the end of a particular road, only to discover that there is a great plain of potential before you. It can be necessary at times, to get rid of a few bad trees in order to save the rest of the forest. While at first, this absence might be more prominent, you will be able to invest these newly recovered resources into projects that will produce noticeable results.

With regards to familial aspects, Stoner Aries, you could not ask for more. All will be quiet on the home front. And, the only things that will need to be addressed are the improvements that you wish to see. Break out the peace pipe, and break down the herb–all of your closest cannabis companions will be down to toke one up to your accomplishments. This month, it is advised that you find your favorite strain and stick with it; perhaps a more grounding Indica so that you are able to stay focused on one task at a time. You will experience a great sense of satisfaction as long as you do not try to go in too many directions at once. If you invest your efforts into specific tasks, Stoner Aries, you will be sure to impress yourself and those nearest you with a period of peace and prosperity.

Scorpio September 2017

Stoner Scorpio, if you had any reservations during summer about undertaking new adventures or expeditions, the beginning of fall will be the time to take the leap. The coming of the new season will be an excellent opportunity to take the chances on prospects you might have been wary of. It is not guaranteed that everything will proceed precisely according to your plans, but rest assured that your odds of success are at an all time high. However, it is advised that you keep your loftiest enterprises to your most inner smoking circle. It is with these people that you will be best able to be open with and collaborate on expanding your new ideas. Bring out those blossoming, sativa-dominant strains and let the creativity continue to flow.

In contrast, when it comes to the work sphere, it may be advised to stick to methods that have already been proven to produce results. While in personal and home life, you could benefit from thinking outside the box, at work it will be best to approach difficult tasks with tools that have been used before. It is recommended that we leave our smoking tools in their safe place, at home. Communication will be key to achieving the workplace goals, and any additional cannabis inspired confusion will only prolong your success.

It has been said before that, ‘teamwork will make the dream work,’ Stoner Scorpio. This September, this will be good advice to follow. While those nearest to you may look to you for guidance, it will be very important that you listen to the ideas that you are offered–especially if you and your partners in chronic are pursuing a common goal. The universe is sending good vibes and optimistic circumstances in your direction. As long as you are able to remain grounded while being surrounded by such good fortune, you and your closest buds will be sure to harvest the very substantial benefits.

Taurus September 2017

Stoner Taurus, the first fall period will bring a conflict between emotion and logic. A clear line will be drawn between choice and fate. This is not a negative message of gloom for September stoner Taurus, but helpful words about the difference between your work and personal lives. These two aspects of your journey will be clearly separated in September.

On the work front, this aspect of life will be like a “choose your own adventure” story. So many opportunities and possibilities will unfold in front of you, that it may seem confusing at times which direction to take. Stoner Taurus, this is where logic and contemplative analysis must take precedence before you rush into any decisions. The largest concern in this stage is being overwhelmed and avoiding any decision. Inaction can be more dangerous than making the wrong choice.

On the romantic front, this aspect of life will be more ambiguous. Logic and contemplation will give way to emotion in matters of love. This may seem natural or obvious, but the key to the September time period will be to allow your emotion and feelings to drive your desires. Even with a logical conclusion and tact, fate will dominate the stoner Taurus in matters of love in the first fall time period. Thus, guttural instinct and emotion could be your guiding light.

I am not finding any direct advice and inspiration regarding the sacred herb or meditative smoke sessions for you this month stoner Taurus. Each individual is unique and the way you interact with the sacred herb is very personal. Due to the duality of your planetary alignment, you must decide which aspect of your life could benefit the most from meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Will it help you with choice and analysis or will it help you with emotion and relinquishing control? Perhaps September will be a great time for a tolerance break. You know yourself, act accordingly.

Virgo September 2017

Stoner Virgo, inhale, breathe, and let it be. Mercury retrograde is now behind you, and the month of September promises far less intrigue and uncertainty. How did you do during the challenging cosmic time period of August? Some stoner Virgos discovered no matter how much logical capital focused toward the Mercury retrograde, the magic of the universe and our human planetary connection cannot be broken. But alas survival was assured, and you can continue your astronautical adventure on Earth untethered to the dreaded Mercury retrograde.

Early in the month of September, take the restrictive reigns off your cannabis pipe stoner Virgo. Make plans to set time aside for a deep healing meditative smoke session. Take time to focus on your body and emotional stability. A wonderfully peaceful yoga session with the sacred herb can cleanse the body and soul. Be sure to bring plenty of water for this detoxifying smoke session. For those stoner Virgo’s not hip with yoga, please understand that calm secluded stretching is all we are discussing. All stoner Virgos deserve this personal time of rest and contemplation after the August time period.

It’s time to get back on track stoner Virgo. There will be no particular planetary influence in the September time period. However, this stagnant condition may seem like a blessing from the universe after the cosmically chaotic month of August. Now is the time to focus on yourself. Find your confidence in decision making once again. Ambitious expectations should be tempered during this time period as healing and stability should be the goal. Areas of love and work will all fall under the same influence. Attentive, assertive, and positive decision making is the key to regaining your virginal mojo after the ravaging of Mercury.

Sagittarius September 2017

What is it that you want to achieve this month, Stoner Sagittarius? Whatever you might want to pursue, be sure that you chase after it, as you will be certain to accomplish the goals that you have set before you. And, be reassured, your success will not be by accident. While some perceive those who partake of the sacred herb as, ‘lazy stoners,’ you will have the opportunity to demonstrate otherwise. One might say, however, that you are on a next level grind. As long as you pencil in time dedicated to burning one down, you will be more than ready to keep up a very busy calendar.

Whether your approach is to tackle tasks one at a time, or whether you prefer to move around between multiple projects, you will get everything done if you maintain an upbeat momentum. When at work, you may benefit by pursuing your passions. That is to say, it will be okay if you focus on the to-dos that you are most interested in first. By beginning with those tasks that most intrigue and inspire, you can build up your energies for later undertakings that you might not have originally been as excited about, but will later seem less daunting.

While the hours of sunlight shorten and as summer dwindles, you may be surprised to find that your closest relationships will flourish and experience unexpected growth. Regardless of whether you are a Stoner Sag rolling solo, or have found your soulmate or particular partner, your interpersonal connections will prosper. Use this time of fortune for building the foundation for future prosperity. Some say that stoners are prone to forgetting…well, this month, pack a bowl and pass it around. You will be certain to create positive memories that will be remembered for a long time to come.

Libra March 2017

The celestial bodies align this March to lend a passive assistance to the Stoner Libra.  Opportunities aplenty will be available to you, but you must give the effort required.  March will be a great time period to resolve any existing problems in your work or personal life.  Stoner Libra, it will serve you well to streamline your personal routines, be punctual, and avoid trivial obstacles.  This renewed effort to declutter will allow you the mental energy to focus wholeheartedly on your goals and desired outcomes without being bogged down with small stresses. This first month of spring holds promise for those who keep a forward-moving attitude and positive spirit.  Early in the month try to plan a soothing solitary evening spent with the sacred herb.  This will assist you in aligning your state of mind with the universe and refreshing your perspectives.

Stoner Libra, this month’s work life will be interesting, to say the least.  There may be changes you will face, but they will likely not be the changes you were expecting.  Keep your eye trained on the sidelines.  Use your peripheral vision more so than your third eye to see attacks coming at you.  Have faith in your celestial guardians and know that any change involving you will be for the best.  March is a great month for Stoner Libras to negotiate and implement personal projects.  Stay humble and positive throughout this month and enjoy the fruits of your spiritual evolution.  Staying relaxed and refreshed is important for positive outcomes this month, Stoner Libra.  End your day with meditative sessions with an indica strain.  Journaling will help you stay organized and benefit you greatly.

The personal life of the Stoner Libra will be fairly intense this month!  Remember these words:  What you put in will be in direct correlation to what you get out.  Keep a level head and objective viewpoint, don’t rush to conclusions.  On the other side of the coin, don’t hesitate when action is required.  Stay balanced and always make your decisions with weighted logic.  Be kind to the new acquaintances you make, but be sure you don’t open up too quickly or expect them to as well.  A great way to enrich friendship and build bonds with new cannabis companions is a game night.  Enjoy.