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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

For some stoner Pisces, September will mark the beginning of a new chapter in their smokey story; a time where the weather is cooling down, but the good vibes are heating up. For others, it could be a continuation of the same hazy, hard-to-handle happenings they have been dealing with in past months. 

But, it’s not up to the cosmos which path will be yours stoner Pisces.  It is your own recent actions, or inactions, that will decide what lies ahead.

Last month, did you light up and lean in stoner Pisces?  Finishing up those outstanding projects and the lingering tasks on your to-do list?  Did you toke time away to meditate, to break away from the cosmic chaos, and find your own calm within? 

Or, did you run away from your responsibilities?  Escape to your favorite smoke-filled oasis, hiding away from the wear and tear of the daily grind for a little longer than you had intended?

For those stoner Pisces who acknowledged the unsettled tides they were swimming in during the waning days of Summer; and made the necessary adjustments. September will be marked by smoke-filled days, and clear waters. The start of Fall will be nothing short of a happy, hazy time filled with good vibes, floating easily along the river of life.

Unfortunately my dear dank-loving Fish, if you didn’t invest in doing the groundwork in August, you can expect to spend more time picking through the weeds of life, than enjoying the bountiful harvest of a well-tended garden.

Just remember stoner Pisces:  The most difficult work is made lighter with more hands.  Even the biggest bowl is easier to burn through when more people are puffing. 

You don’t have to face the mysteries that lie ahead alone. Don’t be afraid to seek out the counsel, and company, of your partners-in-chronic when you need support.

Sometimes you will benefit by rounding up the stoner squad to roast a bowl, and reflect on where you’ve been.  And more importantly, where you want to go. Other times, all you need is your closest cannabis companion, a fresh stash of the sacred herb, and a weekend voyage to help free your mind, and refresh your cosmic spacesuit.

By the month’s end you should be able to breathe a little easier stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re on cloud nine, or you are lower than you’ve felt in a long while, remember that you don’t have to go at it alone. 

Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Libra, remember that even the tallest of trees is only as strong as its roots. With cosmic winds expected to increase with intensity, and become more unpredictable in September, it will be crucial to prepare yourself.   Make sure you are planted firmly in solid ground. 

If you haven’t been working in the past months on finding your inner equilibrium, don’t worry stoner Libra. Just be sure to toke time in the first days of the month to meditate with the sacred herb before the stellar gusts become too strong.

You are well adept in the delicate art of achieving balance; so I highly recommend you cultivate this middle-of-the-road mantra by searching out, and sticking to, hybrid cannabis strains throughout the month.

Tried and true classics like OG Kush, Blue Dream, or Girl Scout Cookies will provide the added boost of energy you need to face any challenges that arise; yet these hybrid delights may also provide the calming influence to lead you back to the center path if things get too hectic.

Stoner Libra, although you are the poster child of balance and fairness amongst all the stoner zodiac, no one will tell you that it is an easy undertaking. It can be an unthanked endeavor to balance the micro with the macro:  To remain ecologically mindful of how you treat the wider environmental world around you, while still making sure you are kind and caring towards your cannabis companions in your immediate orbit.

You will likely be called upon to play the role of mediator between feuding cannabis companions.  Or possibly the life coach to someone who is feeling worn down by unkind cosmic currents.  And, not even you are immune to the wear and tear of the daily grind stoner Libra.

Toke time for  the occasional recreational rendezvous to center yourself within the smoke circle.  Smoke sessions exclusively scheduled for roasting bowls and relaxing with your partners-in-chronic. Or, maybe you have that one special person you are always willing to share your top shelf nugs with. Whoever or however you choose to decompress, it will be important you have a designated cannabis confidant during this time.

Stoner Libra, you are ready and willing to be the grounding presence to those who seek your help. But, it is always a good thing to have that supportive someone when you need a little help from a friend. That one bud-loving buddy who, at the end of a bad day, will always be there for you with a listening ear, and a freshly packed bowl for two. 

Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example:  An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?”  As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes work!

Don’t get caught up in making it look so easy.  You love it when the stars align to pave the way for a peaceful path ahead. But, you are equally excited when the cosmos has a little chaos in store.  You don’t seek out troubles stoner Virgo, yet you are willing, and ready, to face any challenge that you encounter during your terrestrial travels. 

Stoner Virgo, the secret to maintaining forward moving momentum this season will be to celebrate your setbacks as readily as your successes. Even when you miss your mark, or fail to cross the finish line, there is opportunity for growth. There are times when instead of letting go, it is better to lean into our mistakes.

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Meditating with the sweet soothing vapors of sensimilla will not just be helpful this month, it will be essential. Breath deep stoner Virgo. Inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and allow it to elevate your perspective. From this higher vantage point, you will be better poised to see the big picture.

It will be a challenge for the ever-ambitious stoner Virgo, but one of the most productive things you can do this month is to give yourself a break. You are the master of the daily grind, but right now you might be questioning what you’re moving toward. 

With the help of the sacred herb, and a set schedule for mindful medicated meditation, you will find your inspiration again. Solo smoke sessions will give you the space and setting for self-reflection, away from any outside forces or influences. 

After some much needed time spent alone, smoking out and looking inward, you will be eager to rejoin your fellow stoner Zodiac on their cosmic cannabis chronicles.  You will be ready again to rise to any unexpected detour or obstacle the Summer brings. But different from the tense, self-critical days early in the month, you’ll now know that it’s okay if you decide to puff puff and pass the first time around.  To try again later after you’ve given yourself more time to pause, puff, and prepare.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others.  Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. 

Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with the smoke circle, everyone knows that they will find great ganja and good people within the walls of your stoney sanctuary. 

Although most days you love, and welcome, the company of your cannabis companions, there will be times throughout July when you will need your space. Never feel guilty about packing your pipe with a solo bowl of your favorite green, and getting away from the hustle and bustle. 

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Of course stoner Taurus, you don’t have to skip out on every smoke session with the canna-crew. But, be selective as to when you decide to puff with your partners in chronic, and when it would be better to spend some time in solitude:  Just you and the sacred herb. 

You’re all about good living, good smoke and good vibes stoner Taurus. It is when you are feeling off your grind that you should avoid joining the smoke circle. Pass on the ganja gatherings when your spirit isn’t as high as you’d normally expect.  It will help you from being unnecessarily irritable with your cannabis companions, and keep you from passing along any negative vibrations. 

But my bellicose Bull, you can develop a routine of optimism and positivity in the early days of July:  Mornings of mindful meditation will help to ease any mental tensions, and evenings spent medicating with the sacred herb can help to heal your physical ailments. 

Those stoner Taurians who find their groove early in the month can expect the ninth to bring more than just the New Moon.  As the lunar glow grows brighter through the second half of the month, the stoner Taurus will begin to see the familiar as fresh.  Replace the tried and true with something new!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio rejoice!  It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits.  Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots.  Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down.

The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination to recoil from outward ambition.  Tail tingling, you should strut your stuff on the terrestrial plane in the second Summer month.

It’s time to come out of your cozy cave stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  The cosmos will bring a logical gust of wind into your house this month.  This base logical influence, mixed with your bright and energetic Sativa cannabis copilot, will allow you to shed your natural guards.

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Sharpen your stinger stoner Scorpio!  No soul will be injured, but your powers must be on full display in July.  Especially at the beginning of the month, release tension with contemplative smoke sessions.  Dive deep into yourself.

Now is the time to ask important questions of yourself and the universe.  Answers will surely be found this month stoner Scorpio.  And these answers will come without reservation or injury.  Your cannabis copilot will assist in the creativity of inquiry, and the rationale of response.

But what is a smooth Summer month without adventure?  Buckle up, hit the road, and make sure you take your cannabis travel kit with you.  Whether it is a backyard barbeque with the ganja gang, or a nighttime dip under the celestial lights, fun favors the baked my stellar Scorpion.

Feel the energy of the moment stoner Scorpio.  Opening yourself up to the wonder of the universe, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, may not be your usual jam.  But universal support will accentuate an expansive mind and body this month.

So much of this cosmic tale works in concert with the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  But if nerves and emotions start to fray with burnt bowls under the Summer sun, be sure to mix in a cannabis strain like Harlequin with low THC levels.  Perhaps you smoke the Green Crack during meditative question inducing smoke sessions, and Harlequin during the ambitious answering adventures.

The world is yours this month stoner Scorpio, smoke it like you own it!

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Pisces, great buds do not happen by accident. It takes the right climate, inputs, and conditions to grow those dense, frosty nugs. Even the biggest plant in the garden started as a tiny seed that relied on the nutrients of the lowly soil. Some of your partners-in-chronic might see themselves as the dankest ones in the group, but remember stoner Pisces, it is your nurturing energy that creates the foundation necessary for them to flourish

While you may not always be the one who initiates the smoke sessions, you are the eternally empathetic friendly Fish.  The one who makes sure none of your cannabis companions get overlooked, or left out of the smoke circle. 

Stoner Pisces with your optimistic outlook, eager energy, and innovative insights, it’s no wonder your coworkers are eager to team up with you for the tough projects. You try to see the best in everyone, but this month you may need to take off any rose-colored glasses that may obscure your third eye vision.  

Look more skeptically at the motives of some of your peers.  Are your teammates there to make a difference and a positive impact, or to take credit for contributions they didn’t actually make?  Ah but also remember stoner Pisces, not everyone is out to slack off, and soak up the success from your hard work. 

Early in the month, toke time to meditate with the sacred herb.  Breathe deep in its perspective-expanding vapors, and allow it to awaken your third-eye sight. From this elevated vantage point, you will be able to better see who is trying to slide through by doing the bare minimum, and those who want to do more, and simply need your help to realize their higher potential.

My sweet stoner Fish, you would gladly share your last nug if it meant brightening someone else’s day. It’s not usually in your nature to worry about what you get in return for your kindness and kind buds.  But during the month you will be forced to face the question:  Would that terrestrial copilot perform the same duty?  

As hard as it might be to imagine, there are times when it’s okay to puff puff and to keep on puffing.  You don’t always have to pass it on.  While it is a nice gesture, sharing is not the only way to show you care, stoner Pisces.  Sometimes what you really need is to save some of that good ganja, and positive vibrations, for yourself. 

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight.

Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep contemplation.  Strains that enhance third eye vision of perspective.  Strains that boost energetic performance.

Every sacred mission has a cannabis tool.  Think of your stash box as a treasure chest ready to supply any sacred strain for the right expedition. 

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When I say ‘expansive’ stoner Sag, do not interpret only outwardly.  The second Summer month will contain adventures deep within as well as out on the terrestrial plane.  

You are a master strategist, my bowed warrior.  Use the deep Indica species when the moment is right for a medicated meditative smoke session to delve deep within yourself.  And switch to the Sativa species when the time is right to toke up, and take on adventure, with your fellow cannabis companions.

Do you have a go-bag stoner Sagittarius?  Be sure to keep your smoker’s travel kit ready to roll in July.  And don’t forget a camera!  The universal influence of July will push you to great heights of travel and adventure.  You don’t want to find that stellar secret smoke spot without your smoke, or the ability to document the grand event.

In the final decade of the month, events may slow down.  The impetus of daily activity may switch from conquering grand vistas, to grinding out good green and great conversation with the smoke circle.  Guarded walls of the stoner Sagittarius’ emotional core will be broken down during this time.  Relax, take tokes of the marijuana smoke, and lean into the enjoyment of good company.

What an amazing time to be a stoner Sag!  This month you will surely learn a lot about our great cosmic spaceship, Gaia.  But the true magic will be those moments you learn the most about you.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Libra, your days of solo smoke sessions on your sofa are over. It’s time you join your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in soaking up the Summer sun.  It’s time to blaze bowls at your favorite outdoor smoke spots!

It may have taken you a bit longer than your cannabis companions, but you are back to full burn:  Ready to fill July with epic endo-excursions, and endless canna-adventures. Whether it’s a day trip to the beach, or a vacation getaway to an exotic location, you are sure to share good green, and great vibes, to everyone you encounter on your journey. 

Stoner Libra, unlike the slow moving foggy days of June, this month you will experience a season of substantial progress, and upward mobility. It may take a couple days to get used to your renewed mental clarity, but once you get going there will be nothing that can slow your roll.

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Now is the time to aim high stoner Libra. Some of your peers might think you have your head in the clouds.  But in fact, you have never been more grounded and ready to grind. 

Remember my balanced justice warrior, the bigger the challenge, the more necessary creative problem-solving smoke sessions will be. Stoner Libra, you don’t have to bring work home every night, but you may find that you do some of your best brainstorming off the clock; where you can puff puff and plan without the distractions of the workplace. 

You may have had a delayed start to the travel season than some of your friends, but now your closest partners-in-chronic may find it hard to keep up with you. Just remember it’s a marathon, not a sprint stoner Libra.  You don’t want to burn through your stash, and stamina, before you make it to your final destination. 

Before you hit the road, be sure to stock up on some extra sticky hybrid strains.  Canna-classics like Blue Dream, White Widow, or some good old OG Kush will fill your bowls on blazing adventures nicely. 

This month you want something that is stimulating and uplifting for your many adventures.  But you also want to be able to pause, toke a puff, and enjoy the scenery and serenity along the way. 

Just make sure you have enough endocannabinoids to go around stoner Libra. You are by far the most balanced of the stoner Zodiac, but some of your cannabis companions may need a fresh bowl, and a friendly bud, to help them rediscover their own cosmic calm, and inner equilibrium.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

It’s good to be the stoner Lion of the Zodiac.  July will be a blessed period for the stoner Leo.  Communication skills will be accentuated by celestial influence.  The highest reaches of the stoner Leo will only be limited by their cosmic imagination.

Puff puff pass on the anxiety this month stoner Leo.  Your brilliant communication skills will be further enhanced by the position of celestial bodies.  In both the personal and work spheres, you will find maneuvering through life comfortable and joyous.

Try to find a Sativa dominant hybrid strain with moderate THC, and a healthy dose of CBD.  Couch lock and tongue tied heady highs will be to the detriment of your great abilities this month.  I’m thinking of a strain like Sweet Cheese or Jack the Ripper.

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However, when the time is right stoner Leo, perhaps you can sneak a deep Indica edible into your evening routine.  Many aspects of July will flow from your ability to create your own destiny.  Medicated meditative moments by yourself will help you think outside a narrow band of vision, and create untold options.  

Why wouldn’t the leader of the pack be able to curate their terrestrial experience though self actualized manifestation!

Change is coming stoner Leo.  Why not contemplate how you can influence the change?  Without this creative thought, you might be floating the river rapids without an exit plan.  It’s a lot of responsibility, but the stoner Zodiac will be looking for you to find the calm waters and safe embankment.

Stoner Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  But this confident strut on the terrestrial plane isn’t always what you feel inside.  It is your natural inclination to surround yourself with positive tokers within the smoke circle.  This instinct must come to the surface in July.  

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for a keen third eye sight this month.  Seek the positivity of cannabis companions, and dismiss the negativity of ancillary canna-buddies.  

Universal influence will open the stoner Lion to more impactful and meaningful moments of heart and emotion in the second Summer month.  Make sure those moments are with trusted cannabis companions.

The assurances of cannabis companions will launch you toward progressive goals, and future endeavors.  The stoner Leo is only as strong as the pack they lead.  Use your keen third eye sight enhanced by the sacred herb, to toke positive puffs with good green with the ganja gang.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Gemini, the second Summer month is sure to be lit.  Your terrestrial travels will be bountiful and blessed; as the sweet Summer Sun sends cosmic kisses of warm energy to the creative Twin.

Feel the flow stoner Gemini.  This month your enigmatic personality will attract fellow cannabis connoisseurs as if a positive spell has been cast across the terrestrial plane.

You do not need the energy from the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  Nor do you want the chill vibe of the Indica species this month.  Seek out the tastiest 50-50 hybrid cannabis strains for your stash jars in July.  Bubble Gum or LA Confidential would be great choices!

Trust yourself stoner Gemini.  Get out and about with the canna-crew.  Allow the creative juices from your internal drives to guide your external activities.

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Again, there is a universal blessing in the planetary alignment this month that should attract congruous cannabis companions and ward off negative nerdowells.  Use your cannabis copilot as a catalyst to connect you with positive cosmic waves, and ride them with confidence.

Be careful stoner Gemini.  As you feel the flow of the universe, surely there will be adventure on your path.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate the dangers that may come with the excitement of any particular adventure.  Use the medicated smoke sessions as a moment for pause, to ignite level headed decision making.

Creativity is an active stimulent to this positive cosmic wave of influence stoner Gemini.  Stay active.  Each day will not be a blessed adventure to the next secret smoke spot.  Toke time to fill the in-between moments with creative crafts and stellar stoner outlets.  Perhaps this month is the perfect time to take up a new hobby, or work on those strain reviews you’ve been contemplating.

Feel the flow stoner Gemini.  Both Twins can, and will, work as one this month to receive the cosmic blessings of the universal influence.

And …. Don’t forget to bring a towel.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Capricorn there is so much of your wonderful nature that is steeped in tradition and consistency.  But sometimes major steps of growth can come from breaking free from dependable routines.

July will test the stoner Sea-Goat.  But this is a worthwhile exam.  Use the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb to break out of your traditional box.  In the second Summer month, your cannabis copilot will guide you in alternative directions to arrive at new wonderful locations.

Stoner Capricorn be on the look-out for opportunities in July to get out and enjoy the Summer sun.  Often the sturdy Sea-Goat may be the voice of calm and rational responsibility.  Free swinging cosmic winds will open opportunities for the stoner Capricorn to take advantage of impulsive adventures.

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Keep your stoner go-bag packed with various cannabis strains, and all the tools for combustion away from your home base.  In past periods your canna-crew may have had to drag you out of your comfort zone to enjoy that secret stellar smoke spot.  Not this month!  Keep the gas tank full, buds loaded, and your cannabis companions on speed-dial.  This is your month to curate the cannabis adventure for the smoke circle.

Breaking free of traditional habits isn’t easy stoner Capricorn.  There are two keys to matching bowls with the universe, and toke advantage of the cosmic influence in July.  

First, avoid deep medicated meditative smoke sessions this month.  Seek more numerous lighter smoke sessions.  The guidance of the sacred herb will be more pronounced with frequent airy smoke sessions that keep you connected to this unusual cosmic breeze.  No couch lock, or deep introspection stoner Capricorn.

Second, reach out and stay connected to the smoke circle.  The more you connect with the canna-crew, the more this universal influence will gain in confidence.

You got this stoner Capricorn.  What an amazing mid Summer story you are about to write.  Be sure to take photos of your canna-buddies, and the smoke spots you combust bowls at.  The Summer sun won’t be the only thing blazin this month!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Cancer, as you move through the warm tides of the season, all eyes will be on you! While you are a moon child, the Summer sun will illuminate your energetic aura, and make you shine even brighter. 

Cannabis hybrid strains should be your go-to green gas as you speed through July.  These balanced buds will keep you grounded while your spirit and confidence are lifted.  This canna-combination should help keep your mood optimistic and positive.  

Show your fellow stoner Zodiac you can stay high and stay humble.

You are feeling good stoner Cancer!  Help those around you to feel their stoniest selves.  But, your desire to lift the spirits of those around you can leave you vulnerable to negative wavelengths. 

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Be mindful of who you share the pipe with during the second Summer month my social Crab.  You are always ready to match bowls, but you also need to be ready to skip the smoke session when what someone is puff puff passing is their bad vibes.

Stoner Cancer, remember that you are the one in control of who you allow into your orbit. Whether it’s for a big, busy project at work, or the chillest weekend smoke sesh, be selective in who you choose to team up with this month. Everyone deserves to be a part of a crew, but they don’t all have to be a part of yours.

It doesn’t take much to make the chronic-loving Crab smile.  Soaking up a Summer sunset smoking kind buds with a few close cannabis companions usually does the trick.  But, there are new destinations and experiences awaiting the stoner Cancer who feels extra adventurous this Summer. 

The cosmic weather forecast for July is calm winds and gentle influence.  This means you can make this month as wild or as restful as you wish stoner Cancer.  Although spontaneity is not usually a trait attributed to the traditionally cautious and intentional Crab, you might surprise yourself by how far your terrestrial travels take you.

Just know stoner Cancer, that sometimes it is okay to see the nug jar half empty.  It is better to burn through your stash with the partners-in-chronic while discovering new and exotic smoke spot locations, than to be stuck at home with plenty of good green, but no one to smoke it with.

Aries Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Aries prepare for fireworks in July.  No, this explosive analogy is not tied to dramatics within the smoke circle; but instead, think of yourself as the streaking explosion of color across the night sky.  

The universe is sending coordinated tools of positivity your way in the second Summer month.  Where you may be headstrong and over exuberant in other periods.  Perhaps often crashing into the smoke circle horns first.  This month you will be sliding into communal smoke sessions spreading good vibes and positive fun.

Lean into this new chill you stoner Aries.  Stock the stash jar with an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain.  Allow your cannabis copilot to assist the universe in smoothing out your rough edges.  Mellow moods and chill vibes will light the path to progress this month.

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My fierce Ram, there will be moments of epiphany during July.  Often your actions precede thoughtful contemplation.  Cannabis companions bristle and react to your initial enthusiastic energy.  Often they miss the retrospective contemplative lens you judge yourself with.

As you slow your roll this month, and coordinate lessons of the past with real-time experiences, cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will embrace shared sacred bowls.  Find your chill stoner Aries, everything will come to you naturally.

Lessons of the past, mixed with positive reinforcement in real-time, will add up to a progressive period.  And yes my young star seed, you have a secret weapon blessed by the cosmos:  A sacred herbal copilot to guide your adventure.

There is a specific period in July when you must lean on the guidance of our sacred herb.  Between the 14th and 27th, uncertain cosmic winds will blow.  This is the precise time where lessons learned in the past, and current moments of chill, must collide.  Smoke sessions might not always be deep and powerful during this period, but they should be numerous.

By the end of July, you will be back to your normal rambunctious ways.  But perhaps lessons and experiences will transform your stoner self with gained maturity and progress.  As always, your cannabis copilot will be your guiding green light illuminating your progressive path.

Aries Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Aries with summer in full swing, you are fired up, roaring and ready to blaze full speed ahead. You are the fun-loving spirit who will say yes to almost any invitation for adventure.  The one who is down to join your partners in chronic on all of their endo-excursions. But proceed with caution this month.  The goal is to make the most of the long days and good weather, not to burn yourself out before you make it to July.  So, slow your roll stoner Aries, or at least try to pace yourself.  It is better to take a pause, toke a moment to think, and know what you’re getting into before you fully commit. 

Stoner Aries, there are some of your coworkers that see your confidence as you being cocky; those who see your relentless persistence as showing off to the supervisors. Everyone is entitled to have their opinions, but it is up to you as to whether you take their words as insults or inspiration. You can waste your energy worrying about what the critics have to say, or you can choose to invest your efforts into constructive collaborations with your more ambitious peers. My rambunctious Ram, during June you may end up packing the peace pipe for one. A few stress relieving tokes will help you to stay grounded and keep your spirit high.  Keen well placed solo smoke sessions will help rise above the fray, and the naysayers. 

Before you embark on outdoor expeditions this month, you should spend time exploring your own inner nature. Regardless of whether you prefer Indica or Sativa, maybe you smoke them all, now will be a good time to seek out cerebrally stimulating strains. There may not be any apparent issues that are troubling you right now, but medicated meditative sessions with the sacred herb can shine light on what is beneath the smokey vail. Perhaps there is an underlying tension with a close cannabis companion or a four-twenty friendly family member. Before you finalize any trips or plans with this person, light up and let go of any past grievances you might be holding onto. It is important you align your chakras, and find your own Zen first stoner Aries. Otherwise, when you do get together for your next smoke session, you risk puff puff passing bad vibes instead of kind buds.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here.  While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the past few weeks…month…year. It’s understandable if you’d rather keep it low key, and close to home while you wait for the cosmic winds to calm. You may not travel very far, but with the sacred herb as your guide, June will be a time for spiritual exploration! 

Stoner Cancer, if work requires you to collaborate on any projects this month, be sure to keep the group limited to those who are crucial to getting the job done. You’re not the only one who is feeling a bit off balance.  Your peers may also be working through their own unseen cosmic turmoil. And if you get too many hazy brains together, you increase the likelihood for miscommunication, and potentially hurt feelings. You can avoid unwanted conflict by making sure you express your ideas as clearly, and concisely, as possible. Now is not the time for half-baked suggestions, but for well thought out plans ready to be implemented. For the first couple weeks of the month you should put the pipe down, at least while you’re on the clock. In other words, keep your buds and business separate stoner Cancer. Of course, at home you can toke all the time you want to relax and recreate with your favorite strains; but during the nine-to-five, your team will need you fresh, focused, and ready to grind.

Stoner Cancer it can be nice to reminisce; to reflect on the highs & lows, and all of the grade-A ganja from days gone by. Just be cautious you don’t spend too long scrolling through your old pictures, or you will risk missing out on all the new photo ops, and adventures ahead! While you might start out the month feeling like a lethargic homebody, by the final days of June, you will once again get your Crabby groove back. During this time, you should try to avoid those in your canna-crew that you feel are putting off negative vibrations. It’s not that you can’t empathize when someone is having a tough time, but negativity can be caught like a cold.  

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

It’s the season of the Twin!  Stoner Gemini I am sure you are geared up and ready to toke all you can this month.  But watch out!  There are hidden cosmic elements that should pull the reins on highly ambitious expectations.

Chill stoner Gemini, this month is going to be fantastic.  With the right attitude, realistic expectations, and a measured cannabis copilot, you will have all the tools to smoke the month in style.

The right attitude is all about positivity.  This is your season, and you should own it!  Inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb.  Now is the perfect time to think deep about where you are, how you got here, and where you are going.  Your journey is all about you.  It’s ok to toke time to manifest positivity into your terrestrial adventure.

Stoner Gemini make sure to maintain realistic expectations in June.  Mercury is in retrograde during this blessed season.  This could mean if you over-extend yourself, and fly too close to the Sun, you will sure get burnt.  The progressive opportunities this month have more to do with internal contemplation rather than external celebration.

The cannabis prescription for June plays a large part in attitude and expectations for the month.  First, don’t over indulge stoner Gemini.  Mercury retrograde will always be lingering like a stale smoke cloud ready to punish reckless decisions.  Perhaps this is the time to try that Indica strain with high CBD percentages.  Use your cannabis copilot to help you navigate to introspective meditations.  There are opportunities this month for personal and emotional breakthroughs with deep medicated contemplation.  Progress within your long-term journey, and the current perspective within your life’s timeline.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will act as a cannabis inspired internal diagnostic checkup of sorts.

Don’t get it twisted like the end of a perfectly rolled joint stoner Gemini.  This will be a great month!  As long as you toke time for self, and maintain responsible behavior and expectations, your cannabis copilot will guide you in the right direction.  Seek more meditative smoke sessions rather than celebratory bowls.  Not only should things work out just fine in June, the important things in life should be enhanced and grow like our favorite weed.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Capricorn Summer is finally here. You might be tempted to light up and leave all your worries behind; especially as you see your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts appear to be living the carefree life. Unfortunately, June will not provide you the same opportunity for a go-with-the-flow attitude, at least if you want to avoid the rough rapids ahead. Flexibility and willingness to change direction will be crucial in safely navigating the uncertain cosmic currents of June. While it may not feel like it when you’re in the muck of it, there is an upside to the challenging times ahead. You will have endless opportunities to flex your creative muscles stoner Capricorn. Classics cannabis strains like Jack Herer or AK-47 will provide the catalyst for uplifting and inspiring problem-solving smoke sessions. 

Stoner Capricorn, with all the highs and lows, and constant flux expected this month, you can at least count on work to be a safe and peaceful haven, free from setbacks and surprises. However, this doesn’t mean you can turn on autopilot and coast through the month. Now is the time to stay on your grind, and to grow your rainy-day funds. If there is opportunity for overtime, take it stoner Capricorn; if you’re busy making it, you won’t be busy spending it. And with a little extra green in your wallet, you won’t have to feel guilty paying a little more to treat yourself to some of those top-shelf sticky strains.

Stoner Capricorn, you are often the canna-buddy with kind herb and sage advice. This month you might be the one who needs encouraging words, or for a cannabis companion to offer you the first hit off a freshly packed bowl. Whatever the stars have in store for you, remember you don’t have to face it alone. Plus, it’s a lot harder to feel lost when you have a friend to puff puff pass the time with. By the middle of the month the cloudy haze will lift, and the path ahead will become more clear.  My sure-footed Sea-Goat, with renewed clarity, and a refreshed spirit, a weekend adventure is required in the second half of June. Celebrate getting your groove back with a trip to your favorite smoke spot, or hit up your most adventurous partners-in-chronic and set out to discover new ones.  You got this stoner Capricorn.  Puff the creativity, exhale the negativity.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Leo the first Summer month is finally here.  There are sure to be many smoke sessions to cloud your terrestrial travels this month.  But the driving nature of your connection to the cannabis crew will be changed during this time period.  Don’t worry my prideful Lion, I do not have deep internal meditations of introspection in my cannabis infused astrological guidance.  That struggle is for another time period.  Perhaps this month could be looked at as a break from the normal terrestrial grind.  Perhaps June will be a cannabis inspired vacation of sorts from your key characteristic drivers.

Let’s look at a bowl matching sessions as an analogy for the flip flopped nature of the June time period.  Typically you are the one loading the bowl, and sharing the pipe.  You have all the information, and convey that to your canna-buddies.  When the match comes back, you are more keen to experience the action and the fellowship more so than the information contained within the process.  The universe is sending waves of support to a passive stoner Lion in June.  One that truly hears and responds to the genuineness of information puff puff passed.

You are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  Usually it is you who gives the review of the latest cannabis strain combusted in your pipe.  You are typically a giver of information, and less likely to receive opinions and anecdotes of others.  There are true benefits to flipping this script once in a while.  As you follow your own path, sometimes you may find the herd has wandered off in another direction.  Now look at this scenario from another perspective:  Has the herd wandered off, or have you?  The first Summer month will be a great time to sit back, listen, and watch your smoke circle.  Find new information through passive puff puff passing.  In the end, this market research may open your eyes to a new path of leadership in future periods.

Stoner Leo there is great progress that can come from feedback from your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill in June stoner Leo.  Now is the time to stock the stash jar with deep Indica or Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  As you practice being a passive participant in your terrestrial travels, there will be moments of epiphany that may be difficult.  Guard yourself from defensive reactions stoner Leo.  Find your inner chill with the assistance of the sacred herb.  You will be back leading the stoner tribe by the end of the month, and you will be armed with so much new information to guide your pride.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Libra Summer is finally here!  But is it really?  The tones and notes of Summer may be in the air, but the blessings of the season will have to wait for July and August.  Mercury is in retrograde for the start of Summer.  Now, this doesn’t spell disaster, but a keen third eye will have to be placed toward location and ambition.

Go ahead stoner Libra, stock the stash jar with Indica and Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  Instead of an outwardly energetic month of travel, June will be best spent near home.  I know you prefer exotic smoke spots out and about on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew, but that will have to wait for future time periods.  Instead, toke time to contemplate and reimagine your stellar smoke spot at home.  The most progressive path through June will be to burn bowls and pass blunts on the homestead.  Create a creatively comfortable meditative smoke spot in your domicile.  One where you can travel on sacred herbal voyages to other dimensions and realities, all while enjoying the comfort of home.

Stoner Libra, June will be more about cleaning your internal house than outward ambitious expansion.  Mercury retrograde will place cosmic roadblocks in the path of ambitious plans.  And that’s ok.  Every once in a while, we all need to toke pause, assess our journey so far, and puff puff plan where we are going.  But more importantly for the balanced stoner Libra, this month will be best spent cleaning up the clutter that fogs-up your third eye vision.  Before Summer can truly begin, you must complete work-in-progress.  This will mean different things to different Libras.  Whether it be mental or physical projects, these nagging to-dos in the back of your head must be completed.

Save the travel and grand expansive expectations for another time stoner Libra.  This marijuana musing of mine may seem boring, but we all need recuperative time with the sacred herb as much as a stoney adventure.  Clear the clutter, complete the tasks, and break into the second Summer month ready to climb mountains, float streams, and burn bowls out on the terrestrial plane.  You will look back and be thankful you toked time for self in June.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Pisces, you are able to get along with almost everyone. Afterall, you are the kind and fun-loving Fish, ready to share a bowl, and your positive wavelengths, with all those who wade into your nearby waters. But not everyone will be attracted or impressed by your overflowing optimism. Don’t waste time worrying about a few crabby critics stoner Pisces. In the metaphorical bag of life, it won’t take you long to figure out which people are the sweet, stoney nugs that add flavor and feeling, and those who are like the sticks and stems that everyone would rather avoid. So don’t waste time trying to convince the skeptics. You’ve got big ideas, and an even bigger heart, share them both with those who will appreciate them most.

Stoner Pisces, as you move towards the Summer Solstice eagerly welcoming warmer days and clear blue skies, be mindful that the weather might not be the only thing that’s heating up. Tensions in the workplace are expected to hit record highs as hot tempers rise. Even you stoner Pisces, with your easy going approach to most situations and people, may find yourself in conflict with your peers. You can do your part to restore the peace by picking up the pipe, and putting down your grudges. But, sometimes it can take more than meditating with the sacred herb to shake off bad vibes. Seek out a four-twenty friendly mentor at work, or turn to a cannabis confidant for an outside perspective. Stoner Pisces, sometimes it takes filtering your feelings through someone else’s lens to better see how your own actions are contributing to the conflict; and thus, to realize your role in getting everyone grooving together again.

My friendly Fish, there’s comfort in finding like-minded cannabis comrades to spend time with, and share your special stash. Those you call your stoner fam; the ones you know it’s always safe for you to let your guard down around, and be your goofy, ganja-loving self. While it might be the things that you have in common which first brings you together, it is the diversity of ideas and personalities that helps grow lasting connections. Stoner Pisces, perhaps you and your cannabis companions endlessly argue over whether Indica or Sativa are better. Maybe you proclaim the superiority of organically grown outdoor buds, while they believe that high octane hydroponics is the only way to go.  However fun they are to debate, those are the things that don’t really matter. What matters most is that years from now, when you look back on this Summer, you remember all the good green, and the great people you smoked them with.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Sag June will focus on personal growth and patience.  Mercury and Saturn are transiting retrograde this month.  Now this doesn’t spell out the doom and gloom some would have you believe, but it does change the normal flow within your stoner star sign traits.

My fiery Archer, you can often be the life of the party:  Packing and matching bowls from your endless quiver of a stash jar.  But this month your target will change.  Instead of smoke circles and bowl matching sessions, you will save your best buds, and moments of reflection, for yourself.  The target of your drawn arrow, and the subject of your marijuana musings, will be front and center in the mirror.  

This prescription for solo medicated meditative dives with self will be most useful in the personal sphere.  The June retrograde could impact close personal relationships the most.  Cannabis companions will have trouble deciphering your messages as lines of communication will be scrambled by cosmic interference.  Thus my Archer, the mission for June will be to avoid conflict in heavy communications with close cannabis companions, and seek internal contemplation with your cannabis copilot, if you choose to accept it.  

There is a particularly blessed period during the month for the single stoner Sagittarius.  During the New Moon of the 10th, cosmic interference will subside.  This brief window will be a perfect opportunity to access the information from internal meditations.  Toke time not just to see yourself, but the terrestrial battlefield around you.  The playing board will become much more clear, and thus open another opportunity for progress.  For the partnered stoner Sagittarius this New Moon window will provide more information in your internal targeting.  Future periods will be chronically blessed from the clarity of this New Moon window.

There is beauty and progress in this mission with the sacred herb stoner Sagittarius.  This is merely a period to regroup, and fine tune your cosmic bow.  What you learn about yourself this month could be used in future periods hunting out on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew.  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Scorpio the June time period could be legendary!  Progress and personal breakthroughs found in future time periods may be tied back to this time right now.  You have a secret weapon.  You have a cannabis copilot to guide you through periods like this to find triumph where competition wasn’t even expected.

Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Scorpio.  Retrograde has become a bad word in astrological machinations.  But is it really?  You will dispel the rumors that Mercury retrograde is an unbreakable chain linked to negativity within the stoner Zodiac.  Let’s look at this month like a bag of cannabis gifted from a canna-grower.  Sure, you find some seeds and stems, but at the heart of this holistic bag of good green is patience, love, and fellowship.  If the medicated meditations are beneficial, do the seeds and stems really matter in the end?  Of course not stoner Scorpio, and you can see that.

The key to progressive success in June will be the ability to expand your mind, slow time, and view yourself and our terrestrial world from a higher perspective.  This month is made for you my deep thinking Scorpion.  Toke time to carve out many deep medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Instead of recommending a particular strain, I recommend finding a holistic bag of homegrown good green.  Know the source stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with the most local, and quality grown herb you can find.  Use this enhanced connection with cannabis to guide your contemplative smoke sessions.  Our cosmic spaceship will seemingly slow its rotation, and you will be able to see terrestrial matters more clearly with your enhanced third eye sight.

Sure sure stoner Scorpio, Mercury retrograde will cause fits and hitches in your planned terrestrial travels.  But the broader theme of expanded perspective will solve the fret and worry of such unexpected detours.  With a keen third eye sight from a lifted perspective, these hiccups and roadblocks will seem trivial to your long term travels.  Float on stoner Scorpio, and be sure to tell us all how you got there when you reach your final destination.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Taurus the cosmos will bring a tumultuous start to the Summer season.  It’s possible no stoner star sign will feel the impact of Mercury retrograde more than the hard charging stoner Bull.  But sit back, take contemplative tokes of the marijuana smoke, and let’s puff puff plan a course of action to find progress in this less than ideal cosmic storm.

Ambition and tenacity must be tempered stoner Taurus.  Our wonderful universe is all about balance.  There are periods where the cosmic influence will feed a warm breeze congruous with your stoner traits, and then there are periods like this.  A simple solution to this cosmic conundrum will be to guide your hard charging attitude into something more internal.  Instead of outward ambitious expansion on the terrestrial plane, you could seek internal expansion within yourself, and your knowledge base.  There are two cannabis strains that could help you adjust to this cosmic change-up.  ACDC, a hybrid strain with loads of CBD and minimal THC, is perfect to relax and calm the nerves while also helping with focus on your studious internal endeavors.  Keep a secondary stash jar loaded with the old classic Northern Lights cannabis strain.  This Indica strain is known for its chill mood enhancing properties.  There will be moments when things do not go your way this month.  Perhaps in other months you might be able to charge through obstructions, but in June you will need to find your chill, take a step back, and reassess alternative methods to proceed.

Take a step back stoner Taurus.  This month may have its challenges, but it also has great opportunities.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a higher perspective.  Take a break from the hard charge of life, and toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  As you work on building your knowledge base and internal tools to take into future periods, also toke time to see yourself, and connect with your spirit guide.  Lean on your cannabis copilot to guide you through this time-out of sorts.  A lot of strategy and recalibration can come when you’ve paused the game.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Virgo, get ready for an intriguing June.  Mercury and Saturn are in retrograde this month, and the effects could be more dramatic for the hard working Virgin.

You must find your inner chill stoner Virgo.  Seek out an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain to utilize as your daily driver for the month.  Wedding Cake should do nicely.  Mercury in retrograde affects communications with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The Saturn retrograde gives a two-handed shove of momentum to communication breakdowns in the work sphere.  But fear not my diligent stoner Virgo, with foreknowledge and your cannabis copilot, you will get through this difficult stage with all your precious glass intact.  One of the benefits of the Mercury retrograde is the opportunity to analyze your terrestrial station.  Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to seek a higher perspective on your current work situation.  How much does work dominate your personal life?  Is there room to dampen down the perfectionist expectations on others while you delegate work tasks?  Perhaps you are bearing the load because of your direct actions?  Toke time to contemplate your actions and decisions in the work sphere, and how they can be adjusted to promote a higher quality of life in future periods.

Make it a mantra this month:  Chill stoner Virgo.  Perhaps put some soothing reggae music on top of your playlist.  But repeat this mantra over and over again.  June is not the month to take on arguments with coworkers or partners-in-chronic.  Yes, you might have to perform the difficult task of biting your tongue this month.  Put that argument in your pocket, and analyze it during a medicated meditative smoke session later.  Find your chill stoner Virgo, or insignificant moments of disagreement could become dramatic moments of argument. 

Chill stoner Virgo.  Everything is going to be ok.  A lot of this broad personal contemplation with the sacred herb could unlock massively progressive points of freedom within your spirit.  Accepting a lack of control while strengthening your self confidence could be a combination leading to spiritual freedom.  By the time the Full Moon on June 24th rises, you should be feeling like a new you.  Spark a bowl on this date, and celebrate the majesty of our universe, and your place in it.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Aquarius Summer is finally here!  But the newfound solar influence this month will be accompanied by a cosmic conundrum of sorts.  Perhaps this will be the perfect puzzle to keep your inquisitive mind occupied.  With your cannabis copilot connecting your mind, body, and spirit, this month is sure to be an adventure.  Ah yes my stoner Water-Bearer, an intoxicating escapade for a trippy stoner.  Just another great month in the grand mystery of life.

There are a couple key aspects that can unlock the power of the cosmos in June.  Mercury will be in retrograde for a large portion of the month.  While this celestial influence usually comes with roadblocks and speed bumps on the terrestrial road of life, it will also create a unique circumstance for you, stoner Aquarius.  You are always thinking.  Nuance of ideas, breadth of subjects, and creativity in application, are all hallmarks of your eccentric thought processes.  This hyper aware sense of existence will be accentuated in June as creativity and analysis blend together in a knot of dialectic.

Stoner Aquarius, use the sacred herb to slow down your racing mind so that you might catch the most pertinent and progressive creative thoughts as they race by.  Your daily driver should be an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain this month.  Find your inner chill to brush off the nuisances of our physical world during the period of retrograde; but embrace the manic creative thought process rushing internally.  “Journalling” is an action that can be quite illuminating for any stoner as they try to connect the internal spirit with an outward projection.  But this term is too narrow for your mission in the first Summer month.  Think of “journaling” more broadly.  Use any and all tools at your disposal to catch those important thoughts, and manifest them in the physical world.  A phone app, scratch paper, sketch pad, or even a recording device could all be great tools to help you organize your stoner thoughts and creative inspirations.  Some sort of dictation tool like those examples should be just as important in your smoker’s travel kit as a lighter or your favorite piece.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius:  The creative internal musing of June will be a solo trip.  Other stoner star signs will have their own personal dilemmas with Mercury retrograde.  You are usually a difficult stoner to keep up with in the smoke circle.  The June time period will intensify your eccentric nature from the perspective of the canna-crew.  There will be a lot going on in that investigative stoner brain of yours.  Keep those racing puzzle pieces to yourself.  Perhaps you will be able to share your creative endeavors once the big picture is found.  Your June cannabis contemplations could become chronic stories on stoney adventures later in the Summer.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Taurus of all the stoner star signs, you will have the greenest thumb this month. Whatever you touch will flourish, and everyone you encounter will leave with peace in their hearts and good buds in their pipes! Some might be skeptical of your vibrant optimism, thinking that you are just looking at the world through green-colored glasses. But you can’t help but to see the stash jar as half full. Stoner Taurus, it is precisely your natural ability to see the greatest potential in almost everything; this will inspire and elevate all those who get to call you their cannabis companion. 

Stoner Taurus, there are those who are only able to see the seed, small and seemingly insignificant. With your third-eye sight, you can envision the beautiful and bountiful garden it will become. While you are never one to be afraid to get your hands dirty, or do whatever is needed to get the job done, during this period you will make a bigger impact by focusing on the planning phases of projects. My patient Bull, let others worry about implementation while you focus on the big picture. Spend time with stimulating Sativa cannabis strains during your brainstorming sessions. Now is the time to let your imagination fly freely, and embrace all things creative. You never know when inspiration will hit you.  What begins as a half-baked idea during a smokey night with the sacred herb, may just be the spark that manifests tomorrow’s next big innovations. 

Be cautious stoner Taurus.  Some of your closest cannabis companions are heading toward a time of tumultuous celestial commotion. While you can’t prevent karma from taking its course, you can be a stoney oasis amidst the cosmic chaos.  Be the calm, cannabis-friendly center in the eye of the storm. When you see those near you are going through something heavy, sometimes the best thing you can do is to pack a bowl, light it up, and listen. As the month goes on, the smoke will clear, and your partners in chronic will be back to their vibrant and lively selves. But, until then, your bright aura will serve as a guiding light through the hazy days ahead.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio?  Of course you do my brave Scorpion.  Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs.

One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally.  As you travel through May, you will shed complex layers of emotional and spiritual understanding.  Each layer peeled will be like a rebirth of perception within our terrestrial existence.  Heavy stuff right?  The cosmic trick to this period will be the unexpected nature and frequency of these personal epiphanies.  I recommend flexibility within your schedule so that deep dives with the sacred herb can be accommodated at the right moments.  

Stoner Scorpio, stock the stash jar with two cannabis varieties this month.  First, a deep Indica strain that can assist you in slowing down the world to find deeper connection with self.  Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush should do nicely.  This sacred herbal tool should be used in meditative moments when the universal rollercoaster is ratcheting higher and higher with increased tension.  It is in these moments when you must face the terrestrial fear of the outside world, and connect with your inner voice for guidance.  Second, keep a balanced hybrid cannabis strain like Blue Dream or Sherbert as your daily driver.  You need to balance my swift Scorpion!  After you’ve faced your fears, and communicated with your inner self, you will need sure feet, and a calm head, to practice and enact your new understanding among your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Progress and growth are the key drivers to the celestial influence of May.  But instead of a helpless passenger, you will be driving the change.  The rollercoaster is a great metaphor for May; but maybe instead of placing yourself in the cart for this analogy, you should manifest yourself as the carnival conductor.  You are the master of this ride stoner Scorpio.  

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Sagittarius the period of May will delight the tension in your bow.  My curious Archer always on a quest for truth and reason, perhaps this month you shall hit your mark with precision.  Make sure your quiver is loaded with a balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  The key to this month will be feeding the natural curiosity with an enhanced third eye, while maintaining the energy and enthusiasm to fulfill your quest.

Toke time to chill stoner Sag.  The largest warning for May will be to avoid charging the gates without a plan.  The universal influence this month will provide a wind at your back, but don’t over shoot your shot!  Your natural abilities will be heightened.  Toke time to chill with the contemplative magic of the sacred herb to gain an enhanced perspective before jumping all-in on an attack.  Much like herb filled bowls, there will be plenty of targets in May.  Steady your movements to smoke them all.

There is another magical influence from the cosmos in the final Spring month that will act like a kief dusting on the bowl of life.  Your inquisitive nature will be buoyed by the celestial alignment.  This is a time of learned endeavors and expansive ideas.  Don’t go solo on your terrestrial mission in May.  Pack a bowl for two, and pack the stash jar with enough to share.  The key to unlocking the philosophical and creative experiences this month will be communication and companionship.  What could be better than chopping it up with the canna-crew while burning bowls?  This type of situation could lead to that big “ah ha” moment you have been seeking.

Good luck on your adventure stoner Sag!  Don’t get lost in one particular part of the mission.  Each step has its own unique opportunity.  Puff the plan.  Smoke the execution.  Load the bowl for the troops.  You will come out of May an advanced Archer of the highest degree.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Pisces this month you find yourself in the heart of Spring, the quintessential season of transformation and growth. For you, it is also an ideal time for outside exploration, and inward examination. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Or, a better question is, what do you want to see? Stoner Pisces, your potential for growth and self-discovery will be limited only by your own imagination and willingness to follow your dreams. Self-care is more than just a feel good buzz word, it is the seed from which all other positivity sprouts. You are known for being attentive and considerate of others’ needs and feelings, but it’s hard to help others find their footing if you’re not first grooving yourself. There’s nothing wrong with stepping away from the smoke circle to pack a bowl for one, toke time alone to relax, find your center, and realize your own inner peace.  Then you can rejoin the group with enough good vibes to go around. 

While this will be an important and prosperous period for you stoner Pisces, try not to take yourself too seriously. In the workplace you have the chance to be equally constructive and creative. It’s okay to let your imaginative left brain take the lead, as long as you let your logical right brain take over when it’s time to implement plans into action. With this in mind, you should be a little more selective with your cannabis strains in May. Try to stick to a stimulating sensimilla; something that will stoke creative fires, and lift your spirit to higher levels of consciousness. If you’re overwhelmed with just how many different strains are available these days, simple classics like Super Sour Diesel or AK-47 are always a good choice. Although your nights will be hazy, you will start each day with a clear and refreshed mind, ready to tackle whatever the workday might bring!

Stoner Pisces, the skies are clear, the sun is shining, and the open road is calling your name. If you play your cards right, you will travel many miles on endo-excursions to destinations both near and far. The key to a successful road trip season is to make solid plans. Now is not the time to grab the pipe and go, but instead toke time to load up an inspired plan. Stoner Pisces, with good friends by your side, and kind buds in your pipe, you can be certain that the journey this Spring will always be as memorable as the destination. 

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

Prepare yourself stoner Libra. May is going to be a mixed bag of herb:  Some shwaggy nugs sprinkled in with perfect sticky icky. The final Spring month will find you feeling off balance, and emotional. You’ll start May with a strong sense of self-evaluation, and then slowly transition to a place of action. Toke time with the sacred herb often this month Justice Seeker. Our great green herbal copilot can help smooth the rough edges of tense times.  

Stoner Libra, as a tactful and open-minded terrestrial astronaut, you will find May to be bursting with opportunities to wow your fellow canna-buddies with your intricate and creative philosophies. Load your favorite piece for sharing, and grab your closest partners in chronic for contemplative planning and collaborative action. This much needed time with the canna-crew will allow you to fully understand the self-reflective state you’ve been in recently, and push you to take action where necessary.  

The work sphere will provide a respite from the heaviness of your brooding thoughts this month stoner Libra. Allow yourself to get lost in the simplicity of completing menial tasks. I recommend limiting smoke sessions to after business hours.  Sometimes work can be an escape from the heady dilemmas and dramas of the personal sphere.

Be forewarned stoner Libra:  The emotional rollercoaster of May has many ups and downs, twists and turns. Use the sacred herb as a calming influence.  Release, and enjoy the ride.  This month you will cry. You will miss old friends, and lovers dearly. You will long for opportunities lost. Do yourself a favor and reach out. Grieve what can’t be fixed, and focus on the positive chapters yet to be written. It’s okay to forgive, especially yourself. 

Stoner Libra it is imperative this month to use your herbally enhanced third eye.  Sometimes you help balance the scales of justice, and sometimes the scales of justice balance you.  During this period of psychic turmoil perhaps you will develop a better sense of empathy for cannabis companions, and yourself.  Rest assured, when the June time period comes, you will find yourself in perfect balance once again.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Leo you are a social creature by nature, and recent times may have prohibited you from fulfilling your craving for meeting new four-twenty friendly faces. Don’t fret my fiery Lion! The days are heating up, and so too is the opportunity to substantially expand your smoke circle. Some interactions will be brief, lasting only as long as it takes to puff, puff and pass the bowl; others will come into your stoney sphere and become a permanent part of your orbit. Whether it’s with cannabis companions from years gone by, or recently acquainted terrestrial tokers, now is the season to live, laugh, and light up often. 

Stoner Leo in recent months you have been inconsistent in performance.  You have sprinted ahead of the pack at an unstoppable speed, while at other times you’ve fallen behind the rest of the pride. This May, you will establish a more consistent and sustainable pace as you move towards the next chapter of your career. Whether your goal is to move up the corporate ladder, or to excel in your current position, you will have the opportunity to really shine. But whatever your aspirations stoner Leo, be careful to avoid burning the blunt at both ends! While you are busy establishing new, and more efficient routines, don’t neglect your recreational hours. After a long day burning through the to-dos at work, there’s no better way to unwind than to burn through the sacred stash at home.

You are the king or queen of your jungle stoner Leo.  You make the rules, and you welcome everyone as long as they follow those rules. And right now, the number one rule in your home should be this:  Good vibes only!  You are always excited to meet new smoke buddies, but this month your greatest joy will come from connecting your fellow stoners with each other. Throughout the month, your dwelling will be filled with the smell of good ganja, and the voices of great people. Whether you supply the session from your own sacred stash, or the canna-fam brings the buds, there are sure to be hazy happenings in everyone’s future.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

You are on a roll stoner Gemini!  The month of May will continue the upward celestial trend for the Twin of the stoner Zodiac.  Often the stoner Gemini is unaware of the unique bifurcated nature of their stellar stoner traits.  How many times have you balked at a comment by a member of the canna-fam about your dual nature?  It’s as if the consistency of your stoner ways is only known to you.  The universal influence of May will bring a light of awareness and understanding about yourself that is usually missing from the reflection in the mirror.

You are in luck stoner Gemini!  This month could be interpreted as a rebirth as you see yourself in a new light.  Make sure the stash jar is packed with your favorite cannabis strains because the more meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb, the more opportunity for growth and progress.  As Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  There will be plenty of revelations this month stoner Gemini.

Keep those books you always intended to read close to the stash jar this month.  The universe will be sending blessings of knowledge within the celestial alignment.  Perhaps the best meditative smoke session will be you, your favorite piece, some dank nugs, and a book on self improvement.

Keep in mind stoner Gemini:  There are dangers to this period of self reflection.  During this cleansing, or rebirth, make sure to ward off negative energy.  Use the sacred herb as an illuminating tool during this stage.  As you see yourself more clearly you will also see the pains of mistakes and past relationships.  Don’t dwell stoner Gemini.  Use this period to release resentment, to forgive your frenemies, and to cleanse any toxicity with your smoke circle.  Also be forewarned:  As you open the pathways of awareness, opportunities for new additions to the cannabis crew will arise.  As blessed as this is as a prediction, smoke circle expansion is not the progressional goal of May.  This month is about self repair, self awareness, healing, and eliminating toxicity within relationships.  There will be plenty of time to build the canna-fam in future periods.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Capricorn many blessings will come your way from the current celestial alignment.  With positivity in your heart, and the sweet sensimilla in your lungs, you are more than capable of creating a magic adventure.  The universe will strengthen the natural traits of the sturdy Sea-Goat in May.  Warm cosmic waves will feel like subtle momentum at your back, pushing you forward with positivity and progress.  Stoner Capricorn, the rest of the stoner Zodiac are truly blessed to have you in their celestial smoke circle.  This month, you will have to trust them as they have always trusted you.

There is one particular note to the cosmic push at your back that must be spoken.  Not a warning per say, but a guide post along the road of May.  There will be times that the warm waves pushing you forward in the final Spring month will feel like an unstoppable tidal force.  Prepare yourself for overwhelming moments of emotion.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and exhale the fleeting pressure of the moment.  Pack the stash jar this month with Sativa dominant hybrid strains of the sacred herb.  Cannabis can bring us to levels of understanding and feeling, but during a universal push like what is coming, a heavy Indica species could sink the unprepared under the weight of this tidal mass.  Thus, keep a bright and airy Sativa dominant strain at the ready to keep your spiritual boat afloat in times of heavy cosmic seas.

Trust stoner Capricorn.  So often you have been the safety net of security for the canna-crew.  This month there will be moments you seek refuge from the weight of the world, and solace within the canna-fam.  Unfamiliar urges to communicate your circumstance should not be guarded.  Instead, seek out your close cannabis companions to share your fears and struggles.  As you have always been there for them, they will be there for you.

In the end, the progressive universal push of May will be more about understanding the perspective of the helped instead of the helper.  The bonds of companionship within the canna-crew will strengthen like a kief dusted finely rolled joint.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and exhausting lows. While this might sound daunting at first, remember stoner Cancer that you are the captain of your own cosmic spaceship!  With your keen third-eye sight, and with cannabis as your copilot, you can navigate your way through the cloudiest and most challenging of circumstances. 

Stoner Cancer, career life will be no less stimulating, and equally full of surprises. There may be deadlines that get moved up, or unexpected obstacles which may require next level troubleshooting. With everyone working under increased pressure, it can be easy to point the finger at peers and coworkers when emotions run high. While some might see sensitivity as a weakness, it is precisely your expansive emotional intellect that will help keep the peace in the workplace during this tumultuous time. If things get too heated, take a bake-break stoner Cancer. Instead of grinding your teeth in annoyance at each other, maybe you and the crew grind some sacred buds and toke a different approach. Breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and exhale the underlying tension. Then spend the weekend hitting the pipe, and ultimately the reset button. Once everyone is feeling calmer and more refreshed, everyone should start off the week with clearer minds and higher spirits. 

At the beginning of the month, with uncertainty being the only guarantee, you may be tempted to hit the open road to avoid the cosmic chaos. Go ahead my curious Crab and give into your wanderlust! Escape away to your favorite secret smoke spot, or hit the road in search of new ones. Enjoy an adventure to a new destination where nobody knows your name; a spot where  you can be free to laugh, to cry, and to be your quirky sensitive self. Towards the end of the month, after you’ve traveled the wider world, it is best to keep your wanderings closer to home. Spend a little time with your favorite cannabis-loving companions, smoking bowls and sharing stories about your endo-excursions. Relax and refill the reserves stoner Cancer.  Summer will be here before you know it, and there will be no slowing down once the season is in full blaze.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Aquarius, May will be a month of modernization. This will be true in almost all facets of life, from material possessions to spiritual betterment. Spring cleaning is in full swing my stoner Water-Bearer. It’s time to purge your closet to make room for Summer gear, and more modern hippie fashion. Of course tie dye never goes out of style, so be sure to keep the classics. While you may find yourself going through old clothes or refurbishing your stoney sanctuary, you should also look inwards to see if there is anything you would be better off without. Maybe you’ve been holding onto mementos from a past relationship, or reminiscing more than you used to about ‘the good ol’ days.’ Stoner Aquarius, it’s okay to look back fondly on times gone by, but don’t live in the past. Right now is the time to light up, let go, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney story.

Get ready stoner Aquarius, because work will be a period of great and green growth!  The seeds that you planted early in the year are beginning to sprout; and other projects will be ready to transition out of a vegetative state into full flower. Take time in the first days of the month to prioritize projects, and coordinate a plan of action with your team. Stoner Aquarius, a good gardener will time their crops so they can manage the workload, and so that not everything is ready to harvest all at once. You don’t want to lose momentum or become overwhelmed in the final stretch because you were unprepared for such big yields. So pace yourself stoner Aquarius. You’ve put in the work, and you want to make sure you get the appropriate reward!

Being the sociable creature that you are, you are never in short supply of friends or fellow cannabis connoisseurs to toke with. However, this month you will discover that it is the quality of your connections which matters most, not how many people are in your smoke circle. It is no secret that your charisma attracts all kinds of terrestrial travelers; you can vibe with pretty much anyone. But, what ignites your interest stoner Aquarius? Seek out your fellow stoner star signs who hold similar passions and curiosities. When you share your time, and your stash, with your closest cannabis connections, you will be free to be your creative and quirky self. So let down your guard, roll up a joint, and prepare to explore ever higher highs with your favorite chronic-loving companions.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

Get ready stoner Aries, you’re about to make things happen!  May will begin with self-reflection and the rebirth of your determination. What will result is a sense of accomplishment felt throughout the month. Be sure to schedule regular meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the final Spring month.  Your cannabis prescription will favor the Sativa species of our sacred plant over Indica strains.  But be forewarned:  Self-restraint will be key; overindulgence will only make things more complicated than necessary. 

My stoner Ram, the month of May will propel you into the project you’ve been seeking to finish, the job you’ve been striving to get, and the relationships you’ve been yearning to start. For significant periods you’re going to spend your time contemplating the truths and deeper meanings of all spheres of life. What’s troubling you stoner Aries? It’s high time you toke your way to relieving the struggles within you. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to inspect and cleanse the negative energy from your being. Pick which battles to fight, and release your spirit from the ones that are not going to serve you moving forward.

Stoner Aries, you’re going to crank your body and mind into full gear during the last half of May. This means lots of long days and late nights working to get ahead of that deadline, networking to make new contacts, and seeking new opportunities to get you and your career to the next level. No smoking during business hours my stoner Ram!  And stick to bright Sativa cannabis strains to avoid couch lock. It’s time to impress, make money, and take risks. If you’ve ever wanted to switch careers, RIGHT NOW is the time to do so. Doors are opening, and getting your foot in the industry that you’ve been eyeing is a realistic possibility this month. But take caution with internal conflict.  Manage your negative side stoner Aries. You are building a new life for yourself, and you want to enter this era with ethereal patience and emotional control. 

My fiery and bold stoner Ram, don’t question yourself this month. You are enough. With the right mindset, and a stash jar filled with the sacred herb, May will bring a time of focus for your mind, and perseverance to your spirit. So go forth and change your world!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Virgo, you are the kind hearted organized ally of the stoner Zodiac.  So much of your terrestrial mission is in service to others, particularly your close cannabis companions within the smoke circle.  The month of May brings with it an uncomfortable selfish breeze from the universe.  But don’t fret my analytical Virgin, the selfish breeze may create unease, but it will assist in much needed internal work that could unlock personal progress.

Now more than ever stoner Virgo, you must forgive yourself.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see the impact you can have internally.  The quest for perfection, and heightened expectations, lead to disappointment with yourself.  Pack the bowl, inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb, and exhale harsh internal criticism.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  The personal mental time dedicated to the medicated meditative smoke session is the necessary step to take in May.  Make sure to toke time for solo deep dives with your sacred herbal copilot many times in the final Spring month.

Take time to create stoner Virgo.  Meditative moments with the sacred herb don’t always have to be in a dark quiet space.  Find an activity to keep your hands active while your mind can wonder and heal.  Gardening is a great activity to turn the blank canvas of soil into a living growth of nutrition.  Perhaps there are artistic endeavors or renovation projects to keep your physical body busy while you contemplate life, the universe, and everything.  Feed your head and feed your soul in May my stoner Virgin.

Make sure to tackle the task of personal growth in a safe space stoner Virgo.  After all, this month is all about you.  Once you have fully taken the internal empathetic lessons provided by the sacred herb, you will emerge on the terrestrial plane with a newfound confidence in your stride.  Heal yourself first stoner Virgo, and then you can better help others heal.  By the end of May, the smoke circle will have a refreshed attentive Virgo once again to assist them in all their smokey adventures.