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Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Virgo April is going to be a time potentially marred with ambiguity. Winter has melted away, but we are not quite yet to the burning days of summer.  This somewhere-in-between feeling can be overwhelming if you do not find some way to release the pressure. Don’t let uncertainty get the best of you! What are your passions, your interests stoner Virgo? Instead of resigning yourself to be simply a cog in the cosmic machine, channel that restless energy into creating something, anything!  And, it’s okay if you find yourself pausing, unsure of where to begin in your creative conquests. Find your favorite secluded smoke spot, and dive deep into your subconscious. Inhale, exhale, and examine, stoner Virgo. 

There is a reason we call it the sacred herb.  Although good greens can be an excellent way to relax and to recreate, it can also be a catalyst, allowing us to explore the most inner reaches of our being.  Self discovery, on a personal level, may unintentionally reverberate into other realms, including that of work. But remember stoner Virgo: Unexpected does not always mean unwelcomed. Shifting perspective with many contemplative late nights and marijuana musings, can lead to exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking needed to tackle tough problems.  Personal smoke sessions can affect workplace dilemmas. While usually preferring to go it alone when getting work down, the stoner Virgo is likely to find odd enjoyment when working on team projects. Maybe it is the conversation and the comradery; or maybe it is the realization that when more hands are lifting, the load is easier to carry. This does not mean you have to sacrifice your autonomy. Help is a two-way street. Those from who you solicit insight and advice, will be equally thankful to hear your input when roles are reversed.

Stoner Virgo, whether the seeds of attraction were just planted, or sown long ago, you can expect to experience healthy growth in the field of love in April.  This will be true for romantic cannabis companions, and platonic partners-in-chronic alike. For those who are single and looking to change their status, or simply make a new friend, be forewarned:  Seek connections in smaller, more selective smoke circles. It is true that sharing is caring, but you don’t have to smoke out every stoney stranger. This April, share your most special stash only with those who genuinely elevate your mood, or make you smile and laugh when they are passing you the kind.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Virgo the first Spring month will be like our favorite plant.  More precisely, like a cannabis garden. It may sound cliche when we say things like, “Life is a garden, dig it.”  In March the comparison runs deeper. You can expect to experience it all stoner Virgo: The struggle of seeding, the restless hopefulness of a vegetative state, and ultimately the rewarding feeling when your efforts fully flower.  

Do not put on those rose colored glasses quite yet, stoner Virgo.  The first decade of March will be marred by notable struggles. You will feel dueling cosmic forces pulling you in conflicting directions:  The highs will be high, and unfortunately equally low lows. During this time you will be uniquely positioned to turn opposition into opportunity, and nurture your spiritual and mental gardens. What begins as a confusing and chaotic time, will clear, and become more concise as you weed out what isn’t working and invest your energy into prospects more likely to bear fruit, or at least into activities that bring you joy. 

Your economic dealings should follow a similar template of caution followed by deliberate determination.  Do not start off the month taking long shots with uncertain payoffs. On the clock, don’t take on more than you know you can get done.  Make sure you have clearly stated goals, stick to the grind, and you will make it through. However, during your free hours, you should have a different goal in mind:  Make sure you toke the time to light up your favorite strain of the sacred herb. Meditate and recreate with the sacred herb often stoner Virgo. Remember, all toils are temporary, as long as you toke time to focus on the big picture, and long term well being.

The 9th marks the emergence of the full moon.  Be ready stoner Virgo. While this will not be a cure all for momentary maladies, the immense lunar presence will shine light, and aid you in transitioning into full grow mode.  Veg time is over stoner Virgo. If you spent the early days nurturing worthwhile projects, and your cosmic space suit, you can expect a bountiful harvest, and a period of continued elevation.  Even if you do not go too wild, it will be a time of personal expansion and great endo-exploration. Moments of pause will give way to progress, and you will have cosmic blessings to pursue your passions.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Virgo, if you take time to reflect on the closing months of the past year, you are likely to find yourself feeling more bumped and bruised than you remembered.  Your ceaseless grind kept you moving forward during this time, but perhaps not always in the direction you intended. January was a time for you to hit pause, find your center, get grounded, and regain your bearings.  While the sun might not always be shining, you can proceed towards a brighter season knowing you are supported by the stars.

February brings good news stoner Virgo!  The dazed and confused days of consternation are behind you … mostly.  The stars are aligned, and at the ready to bring you stellar support! However, it is inevitably up to you as to how to best utilize this backing.  It is advised you take time during the early days of the month for quiet meditative smoke sessions. While you are sure to have plenty of social endo-excursions with the cannabis crew during later weeks, these early days of meditation should be a solo mission.  Allow yourself the time to dig deep into your spiritual soils stoner Virgo. You can breathe a little easier knowing you will have all the nutrients needed to feed the growth you want to see, however, you will first have to figure out how high you want your branches to reach.

While you are discovering silver linings within your personal realm, the financial facets should bring some golden opportunities.  This doesn’t mean you are going to win the lottery, stoner Virgo, but small substantial changes can produce big results when it comes to your finances.  Whether it is time to make that career shift move, or you implement smaller strategic adjustments in your current occupation, efficiency will be on the up.  

As you move through February, the month of love, you will find your love of self as equally important.  Confidence will expand with this loving gaze into the mirror. Fortunately hazy clouds and gloomy moods do not last forever. Recent months have been marred by uncertainty and cautious steps. But, you’re back stoner Virgo!  Rally the stoner crew and get ready to recreate and celebrate. There is work to be done. You will be red-eyed, but clear minded, and able to rise above. You have experienced substantial lows of late, but this simply means you are headed towards greater heights, and the highs will be all the higher!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope January

January will be a fresh start for some, but for you stoner Virgo, it will be a time when seeds long ago planted finally coming to fruition.  Most of December you may have felt stagnant, existing in a primarily vegitative state. But, good things take time to mature; while it may seem like it has taken forever for your garden to flower, know that your roots have grown deep.  The closing months of 2019 may have seemed to cool down for you, just like the seasons. However you established a solid foundation to begin the new year with plants of positive success. While it will not happen all at once, success early in the month will be a motivating force, and it will establish momentum that will propel you throughout the year.  

Stoner Virgo you can expect your peers and bosses in the workplace to notice your improved mood and confidence.  Your personal accomplishments will translate into a let’s-get-it-done mentality when on the clock. And this optimism will be contagious.  In January, you will be able to have your bud, and smoke it too. You will have the capacity to take on more responsibilities in your position.  This may lead to that much anticipated raise. And yes stoner Virgo, you may still have more time to relax and recreate with the smoke circle in your free time.  Others will wonder what is the secret to your super powers. In reality, the truth is much simpler: When it’s time to grind, stay off the grass! Separating work and smoke times will maximize productivity, and enhance the enjoyment you get from each.  

The scent of kind bud is not the only aroma that will be in the atmosphere this month. Stoner Virgo romance is in the air!  This applies to both single and partnered stoner Virgos alike. Maybe an old flame has reemerged on the scene, or you are seeing your current partner-in-chronic in a new light.  Either way, be patient. You don’t want to ruin a good grow-op by forcing things to flower before they are ready. Things will mature in their own time stoner Virgo. In the meantime, pack a bowl for two, and enjoy each other’s company.  Even if love is not written in the stars, or even the end goal, strengthened bonds with a friendly cannabis companion will not be a bad way to start off the new year!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope December

As 2019 comes to a close, there is more than retrospective meditation required for the stoner Virgo.  The final month of the year will offer support and opportunity for investment in self. No, my introspective Virgin, the cosmic investment opportunity in December won’t necessarily have monetary gain, or deep mental progression at its core.  It will be the core of your cosmic spacesuit that could benefit most.

It’s time for an action plan stoner Virgo.  The hustle and bustle of terrestrial life has worn your spacesuit down.  Checking vital signs, and testing operational functionality of your spacesuit has always fallen down on your multitasking to-do list.  Not in December! Toke deep stoner Virgo and inhale the sacred herb: The to-do list and your ambitious projects will always be present.  At some point you must include relaxation and physical health in your busy plans.  

Early in the month, take a break from the economic grind to chop up some good green.  Burn a sacred bowl for the soul. Dive deep into self, and seek clarity as to your primary directives.  Somewhere in this logical drive, there must be care instructions for your Earthly personal shell. The current planetary alignment gives broad support to health and wellness in December.

Perhaps your contemplation with cannabis will shine a light on the needs of your cosmic spacesuit.  We aren’t strictly speaking about anaerobic exercise, but everybody does need it. Perhaps your personal wellness plan includes less screen time with your technological master.  Maybe that long overdue doctor’s appointment finally gets fulfilled. Some might finally take that Zumba, Jujitsu, or yoga class that keeps dropping on the to-do list. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep within yourself, and discover your needed to-do list of physical diagnostics.

Love thyself stoner Virgo.  Invest energy, care, and concern for yourself.  The diagnostic work put into the cosmic spacesuit in December will have long lasting rewards, and also establish wonderful habits moving into the new year.  Cheers.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Virgo look out for strange coincidences and happy accidents during the final Fall month. These minute, but meaningful, interactions can result in bursts of breakthrough in understanding, and subtle symbiotic cannabis connections. While it will serve you well to pay attention to the little things, avoid over analyzing and cultivating unnecessary feelings of paranoia. You can rest and recreate with your favorite strain in peace stoner Virgo. These unusual moments in November will be filled with progress and positivity. If you do encounter tense times, you will be able to easily rise above, and puff puff pass on any negative vibes.

If you are still not reassured, know that universal influences will temper moments of anxiety. Even introvert Virgos will find settling moments of solace amidst the subtle bustle of their social smoke circles. While solo smoke sessions and marijuana meditations will still be required for the stoner Virgo, there is great benefit to be found in communing with fellow cannabis cohorts. Insight can be gained while enjoying a little secondhand toke with the buds. Great ideas can come from good company and kind bud. But, in the end the stoner Virgo will still be solely responsible for implementing any ideas that may come from these social musings.

This independent hustle will be most prominent on the job. November is a likely period to make a noticeable impact at work. It’s all up to you stoner Virgo! Each shining success and every sliding setback rests ultimately on your shoulders. At first glance this may seem daunting, but don’t fret, you got this. Stick to the script stoner Virgo: Establish your plan of attack, and stay focused on each task on the to-do list. Off the clock, it will be crucial to maintain physical and mental well being. A fresh bowl of sticky Indica can help maximize moments of relaxation, and efficiently recharge the soul. Switch to Sativa dominant strains when it is time to brainstorm big ideas for work. Once you develop the vision, take action! Repeat, and watch action quickly become measurable progress. Whether or not you are awarded ‘Employee-of-the-Month,’ you can be certain coworkers and bosses will take note of your stellar skills.

While the stoner Virgo is grinding hard at work, in the personal sphere strange cosmic currents will push them in romantic directions. The positivity of the period will increase mood and confidence. Desired cannabis companions will see this glowing aura, and will gravitate toward the optimistic orbit. Single and partnered stoner Virgos should ride this positive cosmic wave. Channel energy toward physical self improvement. Push the cosmic spacesuit to improve reliability. You will need increased endurance to make the most of the month; as all positive things will compound on each other in November.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Virgo you can only control your actions and reactions within a changing terrestrial landscape. Cosmic influences in October will bring another class in communication studies. You will never be able to control the action or reaction of a cannabis companion, but you can always take responsibility for yourself within a debate or conversation. Toke time early in the month to meditate and contemplate about the true nature of communications. There are many factors to a line of communication: Message sent, message received, intent, attitude, and even the method. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to tune in the third eye. How cannabis companions interpret your communication, and how you react to their interpretation are all key factors in the accurate delivery of the message. And the bottom line should always be the intended message stoner Virgo, both giving and receiving.

Other star signs may be feeling a chaotic universal wind in October. But you stoner Virgo are organized and undeterred in the face of brisk challenges. There will be many moments to give back to your canna-crew as they seek advice, and support, dealing with obstacles. Keep your portable stash stocked as a cannabis companion may need a warm smile and fresh weed. However be forewarned stoner Virgo: There is a difference between helping and submerging yourself with the problems of fellow terrestrial tokers. Combust the sacred herb and contemplate before you jump into your canna-buddy’s pool of problems.

In the workplace you may need a little herbal assistant to stay on task this month. The current planetary alignment may subdue your efficient energetic workflow. When faced with stress or fatigue within the daily economic grind, pack the bowl with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb to help boost enthusiasm and clear the air. A little herbal reset before resuming the grind.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Virgo the month will start with your head high in the clouds. However, your feet will be firmly grounded. You should be on maximum grind mode in the early days of September. Sunny afternoons should be spent soaking up, and smoking up the last days of summer. Toke time for musing with the marijuana crew, and conspiring with the cannabis cohorts. These social smoke sessions will help everyone view small terrestrial details from a wider, and higher perspective.

You can expect cannabis companions to come to you for advice in the first Fall month. Embrace the role of the ganja guru stoner Virgo. You appreciate that others seek your wisdom, and trust your guidance. Sharing kind words, and possibly tough love, in the early weeks of this period will be important. In the final weeks of the month, you will be the one who needs to rely on a helping hand. Just remember that sharing is caring, and it works both ways. At times it means puff, puff, passing those fresh and fragrant greens when things are going good; and to keep puffing-on to share in the struggle, and help each other rise above the hazy fray during tough times.

Work will be vigorous. But don’t worry, busy is how you like it. The month of September will be filled with hard work and strong investment into passionate projects. Although you work best alone, this month you may find friends and coworkers keeping up with your pace. Lean into any potentially beneficial collaborations, even if you have to feign enthusiasm. The returns on investments may surprise you.

Everything sounds great, right? Smoking and sharing the highs and lows with the cannabis crew on the weekends, and getting substantial work done while on the clock. The advice to go head first during the early weeks of the month should not be ignored. September 22 marks the autumnal equinox; the final day of summer and most importantly a drastic pivot point for the stoner Virgo. They will not disappear, but those good cosmic feelings might burn a little cooler. Those same wonderful creative projects can become burdened with deadlines and enthusiasm might wane. In the days after the equinox it is advised you don’t over toke, but select your sessions to relax for clarity. You can’t prevent the positive waves from the beginning of the month from crashing into confusion, but you can prepare. So, keep calm, stay strong, and smoke on, stoner Virgo.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Virgo the current planetary alignment will focus on you with a blinding magnification. This intense influence will accentuate all the attributes of the stoner Virgo. Both positive and negative attributes will be exposed to the terrestrial world.

Know thyself stoner Virgo. Toke time to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this solo dive to understand your own inner workings. You can be sensible, honest, analytical, logical, and diligent. But you can also be caustic, anxious, and irritating.

Medicate with the sacred herb to smooth out the rough edges at the positive and negative ends of the personality spectrum. A balanced hybrid will be best suited this month to deal with the ups and downs of the cosmic roller coaster. Excitement, focus, and energy will abound. Calming smoke sessions will help cool the burnt spacesuit from the hot terrestrial mission. Lamb’s Bread and Super Lemon Haze are two strains that assist with focus and anxiety.

Accomplishments will shine under this blinding summer sun. As long as you stay on target, you will not miss your shot. Puff puff pass on the little annoyances of life; you have work to do. Don’t get bogged down by petty distractions. Perhaps this hindrance will come within your own obsessive mind. Evening out the highs and the lows has just as much to do with your internal condition as it does the world around you. Toward the end of August goals will become more pronounced and progress will be within arms reach.

Social time smoking it up under the summer sun will be limited. Too many projects in your head can be hard to explain over shared bowls. Smoke circle acquaintances may have their own projects in full swing. Collaborative smoke sessions may help, but in the end your projects are yours alone.

Don’t forget to maintain the spacesuit on your cosmic summer mission. Shots of water and CBD gummies are perfect accessories on any high minded voyage.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Virgo let’s employ the Atari video game Pitfall to fully understand the traps and opportunities of the month. Your path may not be predetermined, but walk the path you must. There will be sturdy rope swings to take you safely across obstacles; and there will be hidden traps that set you back on your progressive path. Much like the video game, your fate will rest in your actions and decisions regarding each obstacle and opportunity.

General advice becomes its own trap in July. Each stoner Virgo will have their own progressive path to navigate. The tools to promote progress within each inflection point could vary drastically between each individual. Know thyself stoner Virgo. Use the sacred herb as a meditative guide to engage your third eye, and connect your inner self with external decision making. Opportunities will come at you fast in July. But some of these opportunities will be pitfalls in disguise. The stoner Virgo will need all the tools available to engage opportunities and obstacles. You must channel your stoney psychic inner self to navigate the path ahead.

Again, I cannot give a specific sacred herbal prescription to aid in your video game adventure. Cannabis strains may be like that ancient Atari controller. By engaging your third eye in the decision-making, the likelihood of selecting the correct action will increase. Whatever actions and decisions you make in July, please remember stoner Virgo: This life is a game. Play hard. Play smart. Have fun.

There is a soft edge to this ominous monthly reading. All stoner Virgos will have an increased opportunity for companionship. Those already with cannabis companions should utilize the sacred herb to grease the gears of romance. Those that puff together stay together. Single Virgos may be distracted by all the video game action, but they will find new cannabis cohorts to share in the ganja game.