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Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Virgo the greenest gardens do not happen by luck.  It takes effort and considerable care if you want those big, dense, and frosty buds when harvest time comes.  The same applies to any other project and goal; whether you are planting this season’s crop, or planning the rest of your summer.  Embrace the process stoner Virgo:  Plan, prepare, and implement.  If you do this, you can expect positive results for all of your endeavors this July.  A word of caution for both literal and metaphorical gardens:  Don’t over water!  While it takes continual, and concerted, effort to see your investments bloom, you can do more harm than help by over tending.  Do what is needed to help shape outcomes, but don’t interfere too much.  Nothing grows faster just because we are constantly watching.

You may be conflicted as to how to feel about the commencement of summer stoner Virgo.  On one hand, you have the promise of long and hazy days; on the other, a fear that a stop-and-go cadence at work could hinder your productivity.  Don’t worry my lovely stoner Virgin, this summer you can be both efficient in your grind, and effective in your recreation.  Strive to maintain efficiency during work time, and fully embrace those moments set aside for leisure.  Enjoy the evenings relaxing and reflecting with your favorite strains.  Toke time to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  With the mind and spirit rested, you will be better equipped to take on whatever challenges await you when you get back to the office.  

Stoner Virgo, you are not the only one feeling restless after an indecisive spring.  Other stoner Zodiac signs have their stash jars filled, and are ready to join you on your terrestrial travels.  So load up, and get ready to light up stoner Virgo!  But remember that it’s okay to be selective with who you ultimately decide to invite on your cosmic space cruise.  While you may have many candidates who are down to roll, keep the smoke circle contained to those closest in your canna-crew.  This way you can truly relax and recreate:  Sharing the sunsets, the sacred herb, and all the season’s blessings with your partners-in-chronic, without the pressure of entertaining someone new.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Virgo, what goes up must come down, that much is known.  The true test of grit and determination is remembering that even if we fall, we can get back up again; and in most cases, make it to greater highs than you were before the fall.  You may feel discouraged during the first weeks of June while reminiscing on all the mad wins of May.  The transition to Summer may not be as hot as you imagined, but you will have plenty of opportunities to puff, puff, pick yourself up.  Select sacred cannabis strains relevant to the circumstance, stoner Virgo.  Avoid stimulating Sativas in the evening when it is time to unwind, and similarly don’t become couch-locked with a deep Indica if you partake in a morning roast and toast.  If you embrace the sacred sensimilla with a practical, sensible approach, it can be the catalyst needed to get you back on cloud nine.

Stoner Virgo, it can be disheartening at times to see others win big on their first attempt, while you wait for the fruits of your unending labor to finally blossom.  Don’t worry about what others are doing, you’re in it for the long haul.  There are few who question your diligence, and even more who will be ready, and willing, to join forces on big picture issues.  If you are fortunate enough to toke with your coworkers, make sure meditative and creative smoke sessions are plentiful and productive.  Otherwise, even if you enjoy your marijuana meditations solo, be sure to share your inspirations and insights with your peers when you’re back to the mission on Monday.

Stoner Virgo you are more than capable of blazing your way toward summer, charting new territories and seeking out new smoke spots by yourself.  However, we both know it will be more fun with a cannabis cohort in tow.  Whether this person is your longtime partner-in-chronic, or a recently acquainted smoke buddy, bring along the canna-crew on your smoky adventures.  While the challenges of work will not disappear, it will be difficult to dwell when the weekend comes.  Keep the stash jar loaded; cannabis companions will be down to ride and willing to help lighten the load.  By the second half of the month, you and all of your ganja-loving friends will find your cosmic grooves.  The only thing that will be required of you during this time, is to keep the sacred herb close, and good company even closer.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Virgo May promises to be a time of uncertainty:  Cosmic rain, followed by sun rays, followed by cloudy chaos.  But you wouldn’t have it any other way, would you my rambunctious Virgin.  After all, you relish the prospect of a good challenge.  Instead of taking this as an opportunity to flex, use this unique period for introspection.  You are certain to succeed in your endeavors, but challenge yourself by reaching your successful ends through creative means.  Sacred Sativa strains should be your signature smoke this month.  Invoke the sacred herb, and rise above the cosmic haze.  Don’t indulge knee-jerk reactions, but be ready to employ your own unique, unconventional, methods to solving particularly troublesome problems.

Stoner Virgo when it comes to work, keep the long game in mind.  While you should keep your eyes on the finish line, remember you’re running a marathon, not a sprint.  There will be long stretches of steady progress, and times you will need to slow down to recoup your energy.  It’s all about the slow burn stoner Virgo.  We might get excited when acquiring an ounce of our favorite good green, but it would be a waste to smoke it all in one session.  The same sentiment applies to your efforts on the clock.  Pace yourself.  Know what tasks must be done for the day, and once you’ve accomplished your to-dos, take a break.  Crack into the sacred stash, roll one up, and relish a job well done.  

Remember stoner Virgo, you don’t have to go at it alone.  It might be out of character to ask for help, but your closest partners-in-chronic are waiting in the wings.  If you have the plan, they are willing to provide the hands needed to get the job done.  Those who puff together, progress together.  It is true that sharing is caring, whether it is a freshly packed bowl, or a heavy load up the steepest hill.  Your cannabis companions will always be down to ride, and are always ready to roll one up!

Stay on the grind this Spring.  Summer is around the corner.  You and the canna-fam have countless smoke spots to discover.  Some might warn against having your head in the clouds stoner Virgo, but now is the perfect time to have higher aspirations. 

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Virgo April is going to be a time potentially marred with ambiguity. Winter has melted away, but we are not quite yet to the burning days of summer.  This somewhere-in-between feeling can be overwhelming if you do not find some way to release the pressure. Don’t let uncertainty get the best of you! What are your passions, your interests stoner Virgo? Instead of resigning yourself to be simply a cog in the cosmic machine, channel that restless energy into creating something, anything!  And, it’s okay if you find yourself pausing, unsure of where to begin in your creative conquests. Find your favorite secluded smoke spot, and dive deep into your subconscious. Inhale, exhale, and examine, stoner Virgo. 

There is a reason we call it the sacred herb.  Although good greens can be an excellent way to relax and to recreate, it can also be a catalyst, allowing us to explore the most inner reaches of our being.  Self discovery, on a personal level, may unintentionally reverberate into other realms, including that of work. But remember stoner Virgo: Unexpected does not always mean unwelcomed. Shifting perspective with many contemplative late nights and marijuana musings, can lead to exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking needed to tackle tough problems.  Personal smoke sessions can affect workplace dilemmas. While usually preferring to go it alone when getting work down, the stoner Virgo is likely to find odd enjoyment when working on team projects. Maybe it is the conversation and the comradery; or maybe it is the realization that when more hands are lifting, the load is easier to carry. This does not mean you have to sacrifice your autonomy. Help is a two-way street. Those from who you solicit insight and advice, will be equally thankful to hear your input when roles are reversed.

Stoner Virgo, whether the seeds of attraction were just planted, or sown long ago, you can expect to experience healthy growth in the field of love in April.  This will be true for romantic cannabis companions, and platonic partners-in-chronic alike. For those who are single and looking to change their status, or simply make a new friend, be forewarned:  Seek connections in smaller, more selective smoke circles. It is true that sharing is caring, but you don’t have to smoke out every stoney stranger. This April, share your most special stash only with those who genuinely elevate your mood, or make you smile and laugh when they are passing you the kind.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Virgo the first Spring month will be like our favorite plant.  More precisely, like a cannabis garden. It may sound cliche when we say things like, “Life is a garden, dig it.”  In March the comparison runs deeper. You can expect to experience it all stoner Virgo: The struggle of seeding, the restless hopefulness of a vegetative state, and ultimately the rewarding feeling when your efforts fully flower.  

Do not put on those rose colored glasses quite yet, stoner Virgo.  The first decade of March will be marred by notable struggles. You will feel dueling cosmic forces pulling you in conflicting directions:  The highs will be high, and unfortunately equally low lows. During this time you will be uniquely positioned to turn opposition into opportunity, and nurture your spiritual and mental gardens. What begins as a confusing and chaotic time, will clear, and become more concise as you weed out what isn’t working and invest your energy into prospects more likely to bear fruit, or at least into activities that bring you joy. 

Your economic dealings should follow a similar template of caution followed by deliberate determination.  Do not start off the month taking long shots with uncertain payoffs. On the clock, don’t take on more than you know you can get done.  Make sure you have clearly stated goals, stick to the grind, and you will make it through. However, during your free hours, you should have a different goal in mind:  Make sure you toke the time to light up your favorite strain of the sacred herb. Meditate and recreate with the sacred herb often stoner Virgo. Remember, all toils are temporary, as long as you toke time to focus on the big picture, and long term well being.

The 9th marks the emergence of the full moon.  Be ready stoner Virgo. While this will not be a cure all for momentary maladies, the immense lunar presence will shine light, and aid you in transitioning into full grow mode.  Veg time is over stoner Virgo. If you spent the early days nurturing worthwhile projects, and your cosmic space suit, you can expect a bountiful harvest, and a period of continued elevation.  Even if you do not go too wild, it will be a time of personal expansion and great endo-exploration. Moments of pause will give way to progress, and you will have cosmic blessings to pursue your passions.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Virgo, if you take time to reflect on the closing months of the past year, you are likely to find yourself feeling more bumped and bruised than you remembered.  Your ceaseless grind kept you moving forward during this time, but perhaps not always in the direction you intended. January was a time for you to hit pause, find your center, get grounded, and regain your bearings.  While the sun might not always be shining, you can proceed towards a brighter season knowing you are supported by the stars.

February brings good news stoner Virgo!  The dazed and confused days of consternation are behind you … mostly.  The stars are aligned, and at the ready to bring you stellar support! However, it is inevitably up to you as to how to best utilize this backing.  It is advised you take time during the early days of the month for quiet meditative smoke sessions. While you are sure to have plenty of social endo-excursions with the cannabis crew during later weeks, these early days of meditation should be a solo mission.  Allow yourself the time to dig deep into your spiritual soils stoner Virgo. You can breathe a little easier knowing you will have all the nutrients needed to feed the growth you want to see, however, you will first have to figure out how high you want your branches to reach.

While you are discovering silver linings within your personal realm, the financial facets should bring some golden opportunities.  This doesn’t mean you are going to win the lottery, stoner Virgo, but small substantial changes can produce big results when it comes to your finances.  Whether it is time to make that career shift move, or you implement smaller strategic adjustments in your current occupation, efficiency will be on the up.  

As you move through February, the month of love, you will find your love of self as equally important.  Confidence will expand with this loving gaze into the mirror. Fortunately hazy clouds and gloomy moods do not last forever. Recent months have been marred by uncertainty and cautious steps. But, you’re back stoner Virgo!  Rally the stoner crew and get ready to recreate and celebrate. There is work to be done. You will be red-eyed, but clear minded, and able to rise above. You have experienced substantial lows of late, but this simply means you are headed towards greater heights, and the highs will be all the higher!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope January

January will be a fresh start for some, but for you stoner Virgo, it will be a time when seeds long ago planted finally coming to fruition.  Most of December you may have felt stagnant, existing in a primarily vegitative state. But, good things take time to mature; while it may seem like it has taken forever for your garden to flower, know that your roots have grown deep.  The closing months of 2019 may have seemed to cool down for you, just like the seasons. However you established a solid foundation to begin the new year with plants of positive success. While it will not happen all at once, success early in the month will be a motivating force, and it will establish momentum that will propel you throughout the year.  

Stoner Virgo you can expect your peers and bosses in the workplace to notice your improved mood and confidence.  Your personal accomplishments will translate into a let’s-get-it-done mentality when on the clock. And this optimism will be contagious.  In January, you will be able to have your bud, and smoke it too. You will have the capacity to take on more responsibilities in your position.  This may lead to that much anticipated raise. And yes stoner Virgo, you may still have more time to relax and recreate with the smoke circle in your free time.  Others will wonder what is the secret to your super powers. In reality, the truth is much simpler: When it’s time to grind, stay off the grass! Separating work and smoke times will maximize productivity, and enhance the enjoyment you get from each.  

The scent of kind bud is not the only aroma that will be in the atmosphere this month. Stoner Virgo romance is in the air!  This applies to both single and partnered stoner Virgos alike. Maybe an old flame has reemerged on the scene, or you are seeing your current partner-in-chronic in a new light.  Either way, be patient. You don’t want to ruin a good grow-op by forcing things to flower before they are ready. Things will mature in their own time stoner Virgo. In the meantime, pack a bowl for two, and enjoy each other’s company.  Even if love is not written in the stars, or even the end goal, strengthened bonds with a friendly cannabis companion will not be a bad way to start off the new year!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope December

As 2019 comes to a close, there is more than retrospective meditation required for the stoner Virgo.  The final month of the year will offer support and opportunity for investment in self. No, my introspective Virgin, the cosmic investment opportunity in December won’t necessarily have monetary gain, or deep mental progression at its core.  It will be the core of your cosmic spacesuit that could benefit most.

It’s time for an action plan stoner Virgo.  The hustle and bustle of terrestrial life has worn your spacesuit down.  Checking vital signs, and testing operational functionality of your spacesuit has always fallen down on your multitasking to-do list.  Not in December! Toke deep stoner Virgo and inhale the sacred herb: The to-do list and your ambitious projects will always be present.  At some point you must include relaxation and physical health in your busy plans.  

Early in the month, take a break from the economic grind to chop up some good green.  Burn a sacred bowl for the soul. Dive deep into self, and seek clarity as to your primary directives.  Somewhere in this logical drive, there must be care instructions for your Earthly personal shell. The current planetary alignment gives broad support to health and wellness in December.

Perhaps your contemplation with cannabis will shine a light on the needs of your cosmic spacesuit.  We aren’t strictly speaking about anaerobic exercise, but everybody does need it. Perhaps your personal wellness plan includes less screen time with your technological master.  Maybe that long overdue doctor’s appointment finally gets fulfilled. Some might finally take that Zumba, Jujitsu, or yoga class that keeps dropping on the to-do list. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep within yourself, and discover your needed to-do list of physical diagnostics.

Love thyself stoner Virgo.  Invest energy, care, and concern for yourself.  The diagnostic work put into the cosmic spacesuit in December will have long lasting rewards, and also establish wonderful habits moving into the new year.  Cheers.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Virgo look out for strange coincidences and happy accidents during the final Fall month. These minute, but meaningful, interactions can result in bursts of breakthrough in understanding, and subtle symbiotic cannabis connections. While it will serve you well to pay attention to the little things, avoid over analyzing and cultivating unnecessary feelings of paranoia. You can rest and recreate with your favorite strain in peace stoner Virgo. These unusual moments in November will be filled with progress and positivity. If you do encounter tense times, you will be able to easily rise above, and puff puff pass on any negative vibes.

If you are still not reassured, know that universal influences will temper moments of anxiety. Even introvert Virgos will find settling moments of solace amidst the subtle bustle of their social smoke circles. While solo smoke sessions and marijuana meditations will still be required for the stoner Virgo, there is great benefit to be found in communing with fellow cannabis cohorts. Insight can be gained while enjoying a little secondhand toke with the buds. Great ideas can come from good company and kind bud. But, in the end the stoner Virgo will still be solely responsible for implementing any ideas that may come from these social musings.

This independent hustle will be most prominent on the job. November is a likely period to make a noticeable impact at work. It’s all up to you stoner Virgo! Each shining success and every sliding setback rests ultimately on your shoulders. At first glance this may seem daunting, but don’t fret, you got this. Stick to the script stoner Virgo: Establish your plan of attack, and stay focused on each task on the to-do list. Off the clock, it will be crucial to maintain physical and mental well being. A fresh bowl of sticky Indica can help maximize moments of relaxation, and efficiently recharge the soul. Switch to Sativa dominant strains when it is time to brainstorm big ideas for work. Once you develop the vision, take action! Repeat, and watch action quickly become measurable progress. Whether or not you are awarded ‘Employee-of-the-Month,’ you can be certain coworkers and bosses will take note of your stellar skills.

While the stoner Virgo is grinding hard at work, in the personal sphere strange cosmic currents will push them in romantic directions. The positivity of the period will increase mood and confidence. Desired cannabis companions will see this glowing aura, and will gravitate toward the optimistic orbit. Single and partnered stoner Virgos should ride this positive cosmic wave. Channel energy toward physical self improvement. Push the cosmic spacesuit to improve reliability. You will need increased endurance to make the most of the month; as all positive things will compound on each other in November.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Virgo you can only control your actions and reactions within a changing terrestrial landscape. Cosmic influences in October will bring another class in communication studies. You will never be able to control the action or reaction of a cannabis companion, but you can always take responsibility for yourself within a debate or conversation. Toke time early in the month to meditate and contemplate about the true nature of communications. There are many factors to a line of communication: Message sent, message received, intent, attitude, and even the method. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to tune in the third eye. How cannabis companions interpret your communication, and how you react to their interpretation are all key factors in the accurate delivery of the message. And the bottom line should always be the intended message stoner Virgo, both giving and receiving.

Other star signs may be feeling a chaotic universal wind in October. But you stoner Virgo are organized and undeterred in the face of brisk challenges. There will be many moments to give back to your canna-crew as they seek advice, and support, dealing with obstacles. Keep your portable stash stocked as a cannabis companion may need a warm smile and fresh weed. However be forewarned stoner Virgo: There is a difference between helping and submerging yourself with the problems of fellow terrestrial tokers. Combust the sacred herb and contemplate before you jump into your canna-buddy’s pool of problems.

In the workplace you may need a little herbal assistant to stay on task this month. The current planetary alignment may subdue your efficient energetic workflow. When faced with stress or fatigue within the daily economic grind, pack the bowl with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb to help boost enthusiasm and clear the air. A little herbal reset before resuming the grind.

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