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Taurus October 2016

Stoner Taurus, it will feel good to be you in October.  All the senses and traits of the stoner Taurus will be tested in October, but on their terms.  As usual, the dueling characteristics of the stoner Taurus will be at odds in October.  As reliability & ambition battle against possessiveness & laziness, the stoner Taurus should feel right at home.

October will be a wild ride for the stoner Taurus.  There will be a huge amount of decisions and choices to be made in the October time period.  These decisions and choices will be varied and unpredictable.  The good news is that the stoner Taurus will have all the information required to make a positive impact on the universal clutter headed their way.

Ahhhh, all the information the stoner Taurus will need, and then some!  Here lies the problem with the month of October for the stoner Taurus, Information Overload!  The month may seem scrambled and chaotic at many points in the month like the beginning of the 1990 song Information Overload, by Living Colour.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help vitally in sorting through the cosmic clutter and making sense of where the information ends and the decision begins.  These points of decision making will be evident in work and play.  As all the information comes in stoner Taurus, don’t get over-loaded!  Mediation and moderation are the keys to successfully visualizing all the different choices and directions you can take in October.  Don’t over cook the cannabis or you may become over-baked.

Taurus September 2016

How do you look at challenges, stoner Libra?  Your perception of difficulties is imperative at this time.  Find yourself a good hybrid and keep it close by this month.  I strongly suggest taking a meditative smoke break at the very first of the month.  During this session ask your ego and higher self to join forces.  If you do not your ego could get out of hand and ruin any possible good that can happen this September.

Your working world has the potential to be most problematic.  Keeping your cool is what you need to do.  This has nothing to do with you personally.  If your ego is in check you will prevail.   You will feel as if your workload has doubled, and frankly, it will.  If you kept your herb with you, take a break, relax then figure out who to ask for help.  Asking for help is a sign of strength, do not think otherwise.  You can overcome this trying work month by doing what you do best; endure and overcome!  Your ego will be pleased by month’s end!

Let your love light shine this month.  It is true you will find some respite from your daily life with your loved one or friends.  Just remember that light always finds its way into the darkest of caverns.  If you have secrets hiding in the corners of your soul, September is the month that they will be brought out into the open.  Do not fear your past. It made you who you are today.  Just be tactful when sharing — especially if the  details are juicy.  As for your circle of friends:  It is your time to keep them busy.  Grab the dug out and hit the trails one day then pack the vape and hit the clubs another.  All in all this September will be a mixture of obstacles but also of times to be remembered.

Taurus August 2016

What kind of Karma have you been banking these past few years, stoner Taurus?  August 2016 will prove to be a tough month if you allow it to be.  Break out the hybrid buds and do your best to get through.

Your goals set in the past call to you in August Taurus.  Unfortunately, you will feel like they are stuck in wax so thick you cannot possibly reach them.  This is untrue, but you will have to work harder than you have in some time to accomplish them in your usual streamlined fashion.  I strongly suggest a medicated meditation session.  Opening your intuition will help guide you to the most rewarding path for any project you have at work.  By feeling your way through this month you will ultimately come out on top.

A solid family life with little drama is a dream of many.  You, my stoner Taurus, will have to be the one who puts in or gets out this month.  Whether it is clashing opinions with your lover or your mother, the drama will commence if you allow it to.  When it is acceptable, take a smoke break with whoever you may be tangled with and chill together before pushing the issues(s).  Be a good listener and learn as much as you can before you react in any given situation.  There does not have to be problems if you look at each potential fight as only a situation.  Your past Karma will truly play a hand in all personal relationships this month.  Keep your head up Taurus you are stronger than you think.

Taurus July 2016

Tokin’ it up Taurus!  How much fun the summer will bring you will all be based on how much you’ve built up your energies during the winter and spring seasons.  Odds are that you have rested much and have kept it low key.  But, now the sun is at full strength during July and you are more than ready to roll.  Keep the bowl packed and your bag packed so you will be ready to head out when the opportunity for adventure presents itself.  The surprises that happen to you this month will seem a little less unexpected if you think back to seeds that you’ve planted in the past.  This ground work may even be from so long ago that you forgot that to nurture these prospects.  Don’t worry, sometimes the universe has a way of bringing things full circle and now you will have the chance to see these hopes become reality.

 It is recommended that in the workplace that you do not take everything at face value.  Your peers may seem to want to help, but there will be a lingering feeling that they may have undeclared motives.  Do not ignore these feelings.  Nor is it recommended that you dwell on this fact.  You have your sacred herb off the clock to help keep you centered.  If your coworkers are not as fortunate to enjoy this peace producing plant, then share freely with them how it helps you.  Share the sacred herb, not the drama.  Being open and upfront will be the best approach in order to avoid turning the small issues into big ones.  When everyone involved is honest about where they are coming from, work will be much more enjoyable and everyone will be able to get more done.

Any problems on the home front, you can assume are your fault, Taurus.  This is not to make you feel bad.  In fact, the opposite is true.  By taking ownership of the roles you play, you will liberate your thoughts by understanding that you have the tools needed to correct the issues.  Be patient with your lover or those close to you.  All parties have things to learn from the other, but none benefit by trying to talk over each other.  If it takes grinding up some green in order to keep grounded, do that.  We can all find an equal playing field by passing around the pipe.  But, the herb should be used as a way to go deeper into the conversation, not a way to avoid it.

Taurus June 2016

The upside of this coming month, stoner Taurus, is that you will have control over the great majority of outcomes in all aspects of your life.  The downside…YOU will have control of the outcomes, which means if they do not work out the way you desired, that there will be no one else to blame.  To keep your momentum going, find a nice sativa strain of the sacred herb.  Although the only problems you will encounter are the ones that you create for yourself, it will not hurt to inhale a bit more creativity into your life – and if it’s not used for problem-solving this simply means you can apply it to new adventures and undertakings.

Do not be surprised if those around you attempt to enlist you to be part of their team in the workplace.  Your peers will notice your accomplishments outside of the job and will want to have access to your enthusiasm and energies.  Be aware of burnout–and we’re not talking the results of one too many puffs from the pipe.  Your ability to problem solve will be in ‘high’ demand this month.  But, again, the upside is that you will get to choose the projects that you invest yourself into.  If you are close to your cohorts at work, then you all should be able to grind hard during the nine to five, and grind herb when everyone is off the clock.  So, handle your business at work and all will better enjoy handling the pipe when it’s finally time to unwind.

June can be as dynamic as you want it to be, stoner Taurus.  All the positivity that is apparent in your inner and work life will transfer over to the area of love and loved ones.  By spending more time paying attention to your wants you will be able to better identify your needs and the needs of those closest to you.  If the unlikely situation does occur and you are unsure of how to move forward: slow your roll, roll one up, and burn one down before making any rash decisions.  As long as the problem isn’t between you and your significant other, then you can always rest peacefully knowing that you can spark up some of that calming cannabis and pass it your friend.

Taurus May 2016

Do you feel the strength of a warrior building within you stoner Taurus?  Allow that feeling to grow and emerge from within.  This beautiful month of May will need you to be grounded and strong in your earthly ways.  You have much work ahead of you and will need every bit of strength to become the outright champion.  Do not be fickle in your choices of meditative herb this month.  Stick to a sativa during daylight hours.  

Your biggest foes you will face at work.  It will seem as if they are all coming at you at once.  Make the time to utilize the sativa early in the month and allow your brain to wonder and mull over each possible outcome.  You will be able to be more flexible this way and see who or what it is that needs to be conquered.   Yes, stoner Taurus it is only one that you absolutely must take on.  Giving yourself time to gain perspective will lead you to triumph.  The rest will fall to the wayside.

That warrior that grows inside of you this month will be remarkable in the realm of personal relationships.  By gaining much personal strength in your working world, it will pour into your self confidence and overflow onto others.  You will be noticed.  You will have choices.  Frankly some of them may scare you.  Be bold stoner Taurus.  Offer that hybrid smoke to your new found interest and watch the magic begin.

Taurus April 2016

Stoner Taurus, April will bring an overall positive life stage for you.  Although at times, things may not go the way you had planned, the outcome will still be in your favor.  Remember, life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.  The main issue you will face this month, in usual Taurus fashion, will be yourself and your ability to control your emotions.  If you are unable to control your emotions and begin acting on them, problems are likely to arise.  If you are quick to mend problems in a timely fashion, all will be well, but if you leave issues sitting on the back burner for too long, the outcomes will surely be much worse than you could have anticipated.

Listen to that little voice inside of you.  Your intuition is strong, and it will be the most reliable resource you have this month.  If you own your own business, take any and all tasks into your own hands if you want them done correctly.  Cross out those to do lists, one item at a time.  Don’t over exert yourself, and take a quick smoke break whenever you start to feel overwhelmed.  Slow and steady gets the job done.  No matter how many times the story is told, the tortoise will always win the race.

You have your own issues to deal with, but that won’t stop friends and family from feeling obligated to burden you with their personal issues as well.  Take a deep breath and smile.  It is up to you to make sure that these negative feelings don’t bog you down.  Worry about yourself and your own happiness.  Keep yourself busy with activities that bring you happiness. Hiking, movies, concerts, picnics, afternoon strolls…  Anything to keep your mind positive and your vibrations high.  Let your main girl, Maryjane be close by your side this month.  You will find a whole new appreciation for her healing powers.

Taurus March 2016

Well, Stoner Taurus, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems likely that you will be in a constant battle all March long… With yourself… In your head.  That is if you are not receptive to others thoughts and opinions during this time.  It is important that you try to be as mutable and open to all forms of interpretation.  I’m not saying that you’re necessarily wrong on where you stand on any specific matter, rather you would benefit greatly from the opportunity to assess your own thought processes as well as understanding that your way is not the only way.  March will be a month to gently lean on the sacred herb.

Taurus, ignorance is not always bliss.  Uncomfortable situations make you cringe (almost as much as change…blehh).  You will be forced to deal with certain matters this month that push the levels of your comfort zone whether you like it or not.  Take this as an opportunity for introspection and personal growth.  This will allow you to better understand and empathize with others in the future.

You must not avoid people or potential problems.  You’ll have to face these obstacles head on, like the bull you are.  You would greatly benefit from some form of meditation, even if it’s just a walk around the block.  Keep yourself elevated and use the powers of the sacred herb whenever possible; this will help keep your mind wide open and judgements to a minimum.  It can also be the peace offering if you find yourself in a disagreement. If you are able to stay out of your own way this month, you will be just fine.  Just remember that we are all here looking for the same things; love and acceptance.

Taurus December 2015

Stoner Taurus, December will be an incredibly positive and bright life stage for you.  You energy levels soar so high that even those who come into contact with you can’t deny their power right now.  Your optimism will give you a refreshing outlook on your life and your future.  Your chakras are in alignment, and your mental and physical health will be in full force.  You will be riding a natural high all month long.  Having a little stash of pre-rolled J’s on hand would best suit your vibe this month, especially considering how often you may find yourself in an unexpected smoke session with a new friend.

You may experience a new found clarity this month, breaking down a mental blockage that had been affecting your work for some time now.  Once you have gained access through this barrier, progress will continue at a rapid rate.  There may be a project that you’ve had on the back burner, that you are finally ready to tackle.

You are empowered by your ability to give the gift of love so generously.  You get back what you put out, and the world around you receives your love and sends it back full force.  While some people don’t believe in luck, you might want to consider entering some kind of contest or buying a lottery ticket while the stars emanations are affecting you so strongly.

Taurus November 2015

It may feel like the Universe is conspiring against you during November, stoner Taurus.  Most aspects of your life will become sources of stress for you.  Your career, significant other, friends and family; it will all be directly affected by the negative energies the planets have created for you right now.  The most important thing you can do for yourself this month is to remain true to yourself, and put your wants and needs above all others, no matter the outcome.

As far as work is considered, don’t make any permanent decisions unless you are sure that is what YOU want.  To avoid any extra tension, you should definitely listen to the input of your co-workers, friends, and family so they know that they are being heard.  However, you should completely disregard their opinions and do not factor them into your thought process.

Finances may suffer this month, so avoid any extra spending.  I would HIGHly recommend using any extra money on some really good herb to help you smoke about and forget about all the chaos that November will bring.  If you end up having multiple nights in with your pipe and Netflix this month, I will not hold it against you, especially since you are having such difficulty connecting with others anyway.  Despite what seems like an all-around bad situation, if you keep a positive mind-set you will surely be able to handle anything that is thrown at you, and the shimmering light at the end of the month will not seem so far away.