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Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Taurus the Spring season starts out with great expectations!  March will find you feeling even more charismatic than usual.  The universe will send waves of positivity within the sphere of the canna-fam, and your future plans. No need to stampede to any decisions though my rambunctious stoner Bull; just roll one up, breath deep, and let things be. Now is the time for planning rather than rushing.  

Stoner Taurus positive vibes abound this month! March will bring with it a sort of ease regarding your relationship with close cannabis companions. With very little effort, you should be able to ride a charming wave of kindness, and generosity. Lean into this feeling by loading the stash jar with plenty to share, and invite your smoke circle to inhale the perspective expanding blessings of the sacred herb. Ride the positive waves of the cosmos, and a perfectly packed bowl, to contemplate what it is you are truly passionate about; especially when it comes to your closest cannabis companions, and your dreams for the future. 

But, be forewarned my stoner Bull: March calls for you to put down the pipe while grinding in the work sphere. Medicated smoke sessions should be limited to after work hours only, as you may find yourself more spacey than usual. A nice balanced hybrid will bring you clarity without exacerbating the flighty feeling you may be fighting through the month of March. Communicate honestly with your corporate canna-crew, but remember not everyone shares your ideals stoner Taurus. We are all just like the sacred herb, no two strains are exactly alike, and why would we want them to be? Encourage individuality and innovation not only among your teammates, but within yourself too. That means you must approach your fellow corporate warriors with tact, and keep your horns protected. 

Remember stoner Taurus, the garden doesn’t produce fruit overnight.  We must plan and cultivate before we can harvest the rewards of our hard earned work. Simply go with the flow, and enjoy the burst of cosmically enhanced charisma emanating from within.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed to let your thoughts get a little hazy.  Let loose and be honest with those who may laugh, but will never judge. So light one up and let yourself ponder your future hopes, and highest ambitions, with the help of your best buds, and some of that sweet sensimilla. February will be a month for the stoner Taurus to communicate openly, and find balance between intellect and emotion. 

My stoner Bull, be mindful that the New Moon of the 11th may have you feeling off kilter. Don’t worry; smoke about it, then forget about it. The immediate discomfort you feel now will certainly be worth the stability you’re building toward. Innovation, not perfection, is your goal during February. You may feel inclined to keep things the same, and simply go with the flow, but this is a month of progressive thinking. When you’re off the clock, puff, puff and pass the sacred herb on a steady schedule. But, apply a clear and level headed mind in all matters of career this month. Inspiration may strike at any time; however it will take intentional effort, and precise implementation, to manifest aspirations into tangible results. 

Your relationships this month will test your usually stoic and steady nature. It can be a good thing to get a little out of your comfort zone. And it’s okay stoner Taurus if it takes some time getting used to; that just means more meditative smoke sessions are in your future. Breath deep and inhale the magic of the perspective-expanding sacred herb. The more often you open your stash jar, the more you will find yourself immersed in ever elevated and open conversation. Sit down with your cannabis companions, dig deep into your hopes and dreams, and share them with each other. Stoner bull, let the sacred herb tear down your walls, and reveal a more enlightened you.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

If 2020 was a bag of bud, most would probably say it was schwag. Too harsh, almost unsmokable, and filled with stems and seeds. Where others might see a sack full of disappointment, you see potential stoner Taurus. Because you know that instead of smoking, you can plant those seeds. What may start out as unwanted and unfortunate beginnings, can grow and blossom into something wonderful. Be mindful that it will take more than a just-add-water effort to cultivate the bountiful harvest you desire; but you can get there if you put in the effort. All the setbacks and shortcomings of the past are now experience and wisdom you can employ to make the year ahead what you want it to be!

Stoner Taurus when it comes to the work sphere, you don’t have to start over to make a fresh start. Of course, if you’ve been contemplating switching jobs, the new year is a great time to do so. But, sometimes the simplest cure to the wear and tear of the daily grind is a change of view. Whether you find this new perspective with the help of the sacred herb, or by meditating in a peaceful spot in nature, you will be able to see the big picture more clearly from this higher vantage point. If you want to change the output, you have to change the input stoner Taurus. Embrace your creative side, and incorporate your passions into your nine to five.  You will find renewed satisfaction in a job well done. 

It’s always nice to have cannabis companions who are down to roll one up, and who are always ready to blaze new trails. But, don’t let whether or not you have company change your plans for travel in January. Even if you embark on your 2021 terrestrial journey tokin’ and trekking solo, there will be plenty of potential canna-buddies along the way. Be sure to keep your stash jars full, and your itinerary empty, especially in the first weeks of the new year. Universal influence may call you to far off lands of wonder, or keep you close to home to explore local landmarks. As long as you have your trusted travel piece, and good herb, you will be ready for whatever adventures await.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Taurus whether or not you’re ready, the new year is almost here. Sometimes the best way to prepare for where you’re going, is to look back on where you’ve been. Use the early days of the month, before the holidays are in full swing, to take a puff puff pause. Set aside specific times for meditating with the sacred herb. Whatever you might be holding onto, these moments of marijuana musings can help to clear your mind; to reflect, regroup and rediscover your bliss. By the middle of the month you will find your groove refreshed, and you’ll be ready to finish the final days of 2020 with confidence and clarity.

My stoner Bull, you’ve been grinding steadily in the work sphere, and with notable accomplishments. Your out-of-the-box ideas have caught the attention of the higher ups, and with it, the potential for advancement. If you feel like the next level is just out of reach, maybe it’s not that your abilities are too little, but that your aspirations are forever rising. Find coworkers who share the same ambitions stoner Taurus. Maybe you meet off the clock with some of your 420 friendly peers to refine half-baked ideas into a full fledged plan of action. The big projects might seem overwhelming at first; but just like a fresh bag of the good green, if you break it down into smaller parts, you and the team will burn through the to-dos in no time, and be ready to tackle the next great challenge.

‘Tis the season of sharing stoner Taurus, filled by get-togethers with seemingly endless munchies and holiday treats. A time for gathering with your canna-fam to share the permeating peace, and passing of the pipe. You can expect everyone’s spirit to be high indeed, as you all roast one up, and reflect upon another year’s passing. But, as you move through the hustle and bustle of December, don’t forget about you. We all can use some alone time my virile stoner Bull.  Just you, your favorite piece, and some good ganja. It’s always nice, lighting one up with your cannabis companions, tokin’ and talking about the good times gone by, and the hazy days ahead. But remember when things get too hectic, it’s also okay to sneak away from the group to simply enjoy a bowl for one.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges ahead; but rather, you are better equipped to handle the cosmic conundrums that come your way.  Perspective can make all the difference stoner Taurus.  Instead of letting the little things bring you down, you’ve learned to light one up, and rise above.  With a little herbal inspiration you will be able to come up with a creative way to overcome any obstacle that you encounter this month.  And, if you are viewing the path ahead from a higher vantage point, you are likely to avoid unwanted roadblocks all together.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect to play the role of the great communicator this month at work.  Your ability to take a step back from a situation, and willingness to hear the views of all parties, will be crucial in keeping the tensions between teammates low and productivity high.  Oftentime what others interpret as ill-will from their peers is simply because communications are on different frequencies.  Get everyone tuned into the same channel early in the month, and you will be able to resolve minor misunderstandings before they grow into bigger problems.  While you help the crew focus on the big picture, and are working to keep the peace, don’t neglect your own needs stoner Taurus.  It can be draining putting out all the little fires at the office, so make sure you toke time to fire up the sacred herb off clock, and recharge your own spiritual batteries.

My strong Bull, you may have heard of the Summer of love.  Well this season you are living in the Fall of friendship.  Maybe it’s the peace pipe that will get everyone talking, or maybe it will be the sheer desire to better know your cannabis cohorts.  Whatever the catalyst, you are entering a golden era for interpersonal relationships.  You and your closest partners-in-chronic are vibing on the same cosmic wavelength, and grooving to the same stellar soundtrack.  Sometimes it’s better to not overthink things stoner Taurus, just light one up, and let the music play.  There is one word of caution regarding more romantic endeavors:. If you and an extra special cannabis companion are thinking about taking things to the next level, make sure you take off any rose tinted glasses first.  Romance can cause us to see people in a flattering light.  You want to make sure you’re seeing the situation clearly before taking the next step.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Taurus the past few months you have been flying high, and moving at what seemed like warp speed.  And as a result, you’ve had almost no time to process recent events, and experiences.  This likely means you are starting off the Fall with one serious case of the feels.  But, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.  The new season brings with it the opportunity for growth and new perspective, as long as you’re willing to embrace it.

You can light one up, and let it all go stoner Taurus.  Or, you can fire up the sacred sensimilla, take a deep breath, and dive deep into what’s beneath the surface.  The first option might sound like the simple and clear choice.  But, although the second may at first seem daunting, and take longer, it will produce lasting results, and your spirits lifted higher in the long run.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect any unresolved emotions to flow over into the workplace; so it will be important early in the month to do whatever you need to get your groove back.  You don’t want to burn any bridges with your coworkers because of misplaced tension. Unsavory interactions can be easily avoided by remembering one mantra stoner Taurus:  Use your words.  Especially since the root of the issue may not be work related at all.  In order to keep the positivity flowing on the clock, you will need to make sure you are putting in work at home.  Although spending time, and sharing bowls, with the canna fam might not feel like work, those smokey conversation filled nights can lead to the insights needed to help you rediscover your center so when Monday comes you’ll be ready to grind.

At least when it comes to your closest relationships stoner Taurus, you’ll be smokin’ easy in October.  Whatever the day brings, you can breathe easy knowing that you have some good greens, and your best buds waiting for you when you get home.  Between the highs and lows, you can always count on your friends to be there; ready to light up the herb, and lighten the mood.  By the end of the month the haze will clear, and you’ll be back on cloud nine.  Then once again, you’ll be the one ready to pack a bowl for the friend who needs their spirits lifted.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus Summer brought you many picture worthy memories, including the discovery of the dankest smoke spots.  You may be looking at the approaching Fall a bit wearily; nervous that the good times may not be as plentiful.  But, don’t worry, this joint is primed, loaded, and won’t run on you.  Just like Summer, the days of Autumn will be as glorious, and ganja filled, as you make them!  Put aside your fear of stagnation, pack your travel pipe, and embrace a higher perspective.  You don’t have to venture far to be adventurous stoner Taurus.  There is joy to be found in even the most minuscule of moments.  Your favorite cannabis strains, and your curiosity, are all that is required to explore the outermost reaches of the cosmos, and the innermost regions of your mind.  

Remember stoner Taurus, when it comes to work, if the team is winning, you’re winning; even if you don’t get all the credit.  You can expect tensions to rise in the office as not everyone involved in a project will always have the same vision.  Don’t fret over the little stuff stoner Taurus.  While opinions may vary, you can do your part to make sure that the work gets done.  Success will be contingent upon your efforts to stay lifted, and above the fray.   Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to maintain a higher perspective.  

Stoner Taurus, when the work week creates tense feelings of anxiety, remember to leave them at the office.  Off the clock you will have plenty of time to hit the pipe, and the reset button.  By embracing the sacred sensimilla you can raise your spirits, and elevate your outlook.  So, breathe easy stoner Taurus, a smoke filled weekend can be exactly the prescription needed to get back to the grind with a clear mind.

Stoner Taurus you may decide you want to stick to the tried and true strains, and well traversed paths this September.  But, know that if you’re ready, you have cannabis cohorts who are always down to spark one up, and blaze undiscovered trails.  It may be a weird sensation at first, but if you get outside of your comfort zone, you may fall in love with the strangeness that surrounds you.  And even if you feel like you’ve ventured too far, just remember that you’re never lost when you have plenty of fresh sticky green, and are in the company of your best buds.  

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Taurus August sets up to be a blessed month with two distinct periods of progress.  Who says you can’t have it all, and smoke it too?  It could be said you will be living that dab life in the first half of the month, and using that flower power in the second half.

First Half:  The cosmos is sending a gift of companionship in the first half of August stoner Taurus.  Get out, enjoy the company of the canna-crew!  This may seem easy enough, but it will require action.  Mind over body my stoic stoner Bull.  Action over complacency.  You may have doubts about your terrestrial excursions; these doubts are natural.  Toke time to contemplate with the sacred herb.  First forgive yourself for reluctancy.  Then push, pull, and prod yourself into the fray.  Use the sacred herb as a confident catalyst to join the smoke circle.  Once there, you will find strength in the canna-fam.  Live life out loud in the first half of August.  Love, empathy, enjoyment, and companionship are all words to focus on while you chop it up, and smoke it up, with the canna-crew.

Second Half:  Planetary influence supports a solitary existence in the second half of August stoner Taurus.  Puzzles and problems are best solved with sacred meditation and a high-minded perspective.  I cannot give a strain recommendation for this period.  You will need to create your own cannabis strain test.  During this period, focusing on the details of the puzzles and problems will be difficult.  Sativa strains may help with clarity and energy, but they could also create a crashed frizzle-fried mental state.  Indica strains may help slow the pace of the puzzles and problems to help solve them, but it could also numb the senses to key aspects of solutions.  Thus, experimentation for each unique stoner Bull is required to find the right canna-tool for the period.

Use exercise as a break in between your experimentation with the sacred herb.  If a smoke session goes awry, perhaps you can create a hot yoga cleansing within your home.  A brisk walk or run does a great job to clear the air and change the mood.  You might find these meditative exercises put you in a problem solving mindset, and the choice of strain was right all along.

August is a truly blessed month stoner Taurus.  If variety is the spice of life, you certainly will be living right!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Taurus the July period presents shape shifting schizophrenic cosmic influence.  The planetary alignment does not portend huge swings between highs and lows, but instead sudden unsettling shifts between positive and negative charges.  It’s like the most difficult section of a Motocross track:  There won’t be giant table top jumps in July, but instead one long series of whoops to contend with.

Ok, now you know what to expect stoner Taurus.  You can’t go charging down the path of July with all your momentum.  The stoner Bull must slow down and apply their power in spurts and sprints.  This cosmic circumstance presents a cannabis conundrum.  How does a stoner select a sacred strain within a shifting landscape?  First, flexibility is key.  Stock your stash box with a wide variety of stoney strains.  Load up on balanced hybrids, sticky Sativa’s, high CBD, and deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  A month of whoops can be unsettling, and create an unbalanced mental state.  However, just like a pro Motocross rider, you can feel the rhythm of the whoops and time them for success and progress.  Stick with the high CBD and balanced hybrid strains when you are unsure of terrestrial stability.  Once you find the rhythm of the ups and downs, you can try to select dominant strains to match your mood.

The herky jerky nature of the universal influence will affect the personal and business spheres in similar ways.  It may be tough to read your cannabis companions and coworkers this month.  But perhaps you should puff puff pass on reading and predicting your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  You do you stoner Taurus.  As long as you are present and accountable, you can tackle any trough in the whoops section.  And we all know the stoner Bull can certainly tackle any of the highs along the way!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

June will require the stoner Taurus to find a softer side.  Wonderful traits like intelligence and dependability will need to take the forefront as stout stubbornness is left behind.  This may be tricky at times, but in order to get the most out of the planetary alignment this month, you must be mindful of your interactions within your smoke circle.

The blessing of the final Spring month is the progress that will come from collaboration.  When moments of stress or frustration circle your personal sphere, smoke it out, and talk it out with the canna-crew.  Advice over freshly packed bowls could dispatch an empty feeling as your bud loving buddies fill your bucket with sound advice.

There is a great side effect to this prescription of collaborative listening:  The bonds of community with your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be strengthened.  Both at work, and in your personal sphere, active listening and team problem solving will bring a winning attitude to you and your cannabis companions.  And now that your softer side is exposed, fun times flirting and recreating with the stoner crew will be enhanced.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus:  After the New Moon of the 20th, universal vibes will swirl in a cosmic storm of influence.  This is not a negative vision, but a confusing one.  Your terrestrial path will disappear in the cosmic storm.  But with a plan of action, your steps will be true and confident within the confusing cosmic weather.  Toke time on the weekend of the 20th to sneak away to your secluded smoke sanctuary.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  The strain selection is open.  Use this contemplative high minded meditative exercise to balance your chakras, steady your gate, and instill your confidence.  It is advised to extend this sacred smoke session over the weekend to fully prepare your third eye for the cloudy vision ahead.  The final days of June will be like walking a cosmic high wire; but you have done it before, and you are still here ready for the next challenge.