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Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Taurus, as we wait for our brains and bodies to thaw after the freeze of winter, you may not feel your confident self.  It’s okay to take pause to find your footing, and to ease into Spring. Solo smoke sessions are not only advised, but they will be required to ensure maximum mindfulness during this period.  While it can be beneficial and enjoyable to share a kind bowl with buds, there is also something soothing when toke time is just you musing with a nice bowl and your favorite pipe. These meditative smoke sessions will be crucial to help you find your zen, but will have a spillover effect of the best kind.  If you work to rise above, you will be uniquely positioned to pass on the positivity to those who might need a little lift.

Your story of self motivation will inspire those who might be feeling less sure of their own capabilities.  Lead them into the realization they too can achieve greater heights. This will be most true in the workplace. In the first week of April, there will be some discussion needed to get the team on the same page. It will be up to you, stoner Taurus, to guide the group to the tried and true path.  Now is not the season for taking risks. Instead, hard work, determination, and sticking to the good ol’ fashion grind will be the way to ensure notable and sustainable progress. It is true that the team who flows together, grows together stoner Taurus. By mid month, everyone at work will be focused on the same finish line and racing towards it at full burn!

Spring is in the air, and those rays of sunshine are leaving a positive mark.  This means increased energy, and you & the canna-crew getting back to full force.  This also means your funky quirks will be hard to hide. Don’t worry about what others may think stoner Taurus.  You and the canna-fam are having a good time and feeling the love, that is all that matters. Pass the pipe and let the good vibes abound!  The Spring feeling to get out into nature is upon you stoner Taurus, and your favorite smoke spots await your arrival. Just remember to keep your emotional posture light, there is always the risk of being caught up in heady drama.  As long as you keep the stash stocked up, and the stoner squad on speed-dial, you will always be ready to rise above.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Taurus you may feel like cosmic influence has been blowing you around, aimlessly, without your consent, and out of your control.  But remember, it is not the height of the giant sycamores that keep them strong against the wind, it is their roots. Spring has officially arrived!  You need to focus on nurturing your roots, letting them grow wide and deep. This will be your only defense during a period of likely tumultuous transition. Find your center stoner Taurus, and do what is needed to stay there.  Find a kushy, calming strain early in the month, and fire it up often. This will be especially helpful during the ides of March. Although there is nothing to beware, simply keep all eyes open and be aware.

This month is not the time to take great risks in the workplace.  Do your work and do it well, but it’s better to be diligently working for that paycheck than taking the long shot on winning the lottery.  Success on the job will be contingent upon coordination and collaboration with coworkers; although this may be easier said than done. Communication will be necessary, but potentially complicated at times.  Don’t rely on second hand information! If there is something that needs to be said, make sure all pertaining parties are present. This will avoid discrepancies of what is said and what was meant. If you start out this open dialogue early in the month, your team will be able to avoid wasting time bickering, and spend more time backing each other up.

While it will be a group effort to keep the conversation going in the workplace, it will fall on you stoner Taurus to reach out to your closest cannabis companions.  Take a leadership role organizing the smoke circle and sparking up joints and conversations at home. In particular, keep the third eye vision in tune. Look out for those who might be missing from the smoke circle.  Members of the canna-crew might not be inclined to speak up when they are down, so you must reach out with a shared bowl and open heart. You don’t have to solve problems stoner Taurus. Sometimes all you need is a little green, a packed piece, and a partner-in-chronic to share it with. Do this as often as time permits, and everyone involved will find themselves more grounded and ready to branch out to greater heights during the approaching Summer months.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

Is it really only February stoner Taurus?  2020 started out strong, and has been a steady burn ever since, with no apparent signs of slowing down.  The only thing more diverse and divergent than the events of the month passed are the crazy, but constructive times ahead.  This month you must keep the fires blazing stoner Taurus. Light up a bowl of your favorite Sativa dominant strain and put on your thinking cap.  Sweet Kali Mist or a citrusy Tangie strain could be the perfect canna-catalyst needed to spark and maintain open creative channels. Keep your eyes open, and your mind elevated.  The month holds great possibility and opportunity, but not the promise of either. Potential does not always ensure progress. It will be up to you to cash in, and crop out on maximum potential for growth.

You can expect, and should prepare for good gains in both your herbal and financial greens this month stoner Taurus.  This does not mean the cosmos is going to present you with a magical cash cow. However, if you pay attention, you will see more chances for the come-up than usual.  Opportunities for economic expansion will be available, but it will be your responsibility to reach out and realize them. Be forewarned: Just because you have the capital to contribute, does not mean it is a sound investment.  Just because the idea comes from a close cannabis confidant or familial friend, does not mean you should bet the whole farm on their words; especially if it means betting the whole value of your own financial garden. You can never know the outcome, but when it comes to your income, proceed with caution and conscience before you put five on it.

Creativity and flexibility should be the themes of the month.  You can expect the current period to be one of frenetic flux, but one that is completely manageable.  Proceed with an open third eye, and give adequate analysis to the task at hand before making your next move.  There may be moments when you feel like second guessing your decision at the time; but in the long run, as long as you avoid making any decisions while dazed and confused, you will always find yourself on a higher level than you were before.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Taurus January will kick start a bright year for the Bull.  But there will be a new cosmic focus this month that will require subtle adjustments.  So much of the magic of the sacred herb lies within the connection between the outward ego and the inner self.  There is a third dimension that must be analyzed to kick off the New Year right. It’s time to clean all the mirrors in your cosmic house stoner Taurus and see yourself with clarity.

Toke time early in the month for quiet contemplation with the sacred herb.  Often the focus on meditative smoke sessions is connecting the inner voice to the outward ego; connecting desired progress with the walking path.  A cosmic shift in influence will occur in January that shines a new light on the stoner Taurus. Increased attention will be paid from smoke circle canna-buddies and fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The spotlight will be on you! So now quiet high minded contemplation must be paid to the perception of the stoner Bull. During your early sacred smoke session, look in the mirror stoner Taurus:  Do not see yourself, but see yourself as others see you. With this new light and attention, be proactive to emanate the image you want people to see. Even the closest cannabis companions may be seeing you for the first time in different ways.  First impressions matter stoner Taurus.

Have you heard of survival preppers?  This month, the stoner Taurus will need their own cannabis survival kit.  The new cosmic light shining bright on the stoner Bull will bring new opportunities for fellowship.  Are you prepared to join in the fun? There will be numerous opportunities this month to burn bowls, light joints, and dab wax.  As you must get used to the new spotlight, so as you must prepare yourself for increased attention. Your cannabis survival kit must contain all the essentials required to participate in the sacred celebrations within new and old smoke circles.

Some words of note stoner Taurus.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and RELAX.  This sudden spotlight of external focus and increased attention can be daunting, even for a proud Bull.  But you got this. Be you, trust yourself, and enjoy being seen.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Taurus December will unfold with an unexpected velocity.  This fast paced cosmic anomaly will throw you and your canna-crew into turmoil.  Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety stoner Taurus. You can handle this cosmic fastball.  But more importantly, the hectic nature of December will bring an opportunity to lead your smoke circle to safety.

Know thyself stoner Taurus.  Your sacred herbal prescription for December completely depends on you, and the situation you find yourself in.  Nothing can stop the speed of issues and opportunities coming your way in the first Winter month. Stock up and create a cannabis tool box.  Make sure to have the optimal strains for the right situation. There will be times a Sativa strain is required to ride the fast paced wave of universal influence.  Hang ten dude! There will be situations where you must slow yourself down with a kushy Indica strain to combat hyper burnout. Chill out man! Sacred hybrid strains, and even high CBD strains will also find their place in your cannabis battle plan:  Health, harmony, and balance.

Many fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be in the same speed boat with you this month.  It is not advised to take a direct leadership role within the frantic smoke circle. You should focus on self, and lead by example.  When others may be swept away by a strong cosmic gale, you must stand strong and firm in the face of brisk wind. The strong Taurus Bull standing firm will be a beacon of hope for frazzled friends.

The subtle key to this tepid time period will be knowledge and confidence in self stoner Taurus.  Seek out situations at work, and in your personal life, that lean into your best attributes. A personal caring touch will help you maintain engagement within the storm, and it could lead to direct advancement in multiple phases of life.  By the end of this hurried month you will earn experience under intense cosmic pressure.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Taurus there will be a fortunate cosmic rain pouring down on you in the final Fall month. Surely there will be positive rewards in November, perhaps even rich discoveries. Keep your stash jar loaded, and your bowl packed, because an herbally enhanced keen third eye insight will be required to dig for gold.

Look at this cosmic fortunate wind holistically stoner Taurus. Escape the compartmentalization of “rewards” as a materialistic gain. Perhaps that special cannabis companion or a long awaited job offer is just a chance encounter around the corner. In order to receive the fortunate cosmic benefits in November, you must engage your third eye to see the terrestrial plane more clearly. A higher perspective will be required to see opportunities through the terrestrial noise. Stick to sticky Sativa strains this month. Clarity, energy, and insight will be your tools on this terrestrial treasure hunt. Don’t let any clues pass without proper examination.

Toke time meditating with the sacred herb on your digital habits. Has your terrestrial world become wrapped up in digital screen time? This cosmic treasure hunt will take place in the physical world, not on your phone or favorite social platform. If we expect to receive benefits in the real world, then we must actively participate in it.

Take care of yourself stoner Taurus. A cosmic rain of positivity can have ill effects on your cosmic spacesuit. Yes, opportunities may become so numerous in November, you could run yourself ragged burning bowls chasing chance. Coupled with the Sativa strain suggestion for the month, be sure to mix in physical activity. There will be no napping in November! But a good workout can have similar recharging effects for your cosmic spacesuit.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to grasp the concept of all encompassing universal positivity. Like what!?! Yes stoner Taurus, seek the treasure of positivity in all aspects of life in November. This could truly be a magical time. Engage your third eye, seek clarity, and maintain health to discover, unlock, and receive the positive universal rewards here on our cosmic spaceship.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

The stoner Taurus will need every ounce of their tough durable nature in October. The second Fall month will be a tale of two cosmic influences. With an increasing workload, and a shifting landscape, the stoner Bull must puff puff plan their strategy for October.

There is a clear split in your plan. The full moon of October 13th will act as the transition point between cosmic influences.

The month will start out with an ease of movement. Like the meditative process of rolling that spiritual joint, the first half will be a slow easy-going roll. Seek smoke signals during this time, and you will find friendly smoke circles. But behind the smokey social scene, the workload within the economic grind will be heavy. Toke time to reflect after a hard day’s work. Balance the hard work during the day by blowing o’s at night.

After the full moon of the 13th, a more emotional and introspective cosmic wind will blow. Smoke circle smoke sessions will be replaced by meditative solo smoke sessions. Buried past decisions and incidents will come to the surface during this time. Do not use the sacred herb as a coping instrument to push the emotions back under the surface. Instead, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to face your demons. This may be hard to replace the buzz of the smoke circle with serious internal contemplation, but it will be necessary for progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Don’t hide from emotion with workload excuses. Personal progress is an important aspect to the universal influence in October. When disappointment or anger from past actions comes creeping into your head, don’t ignore it.

The stoner Taurus work load is expected to increase in October. This increase will not bother the stoner Taurus, but coworkers may not react as comfortably. Puff puff pass on judgment and aggressive reactions in the workplace. Use the sacred herb to soothe the nerves and access the big picture from a higher perspective. This will allow you to push the pause button on potentially incendiary reactions at work.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus September could be called a tale of two phases. One phase you could imagine like that first high: A symphony of sound, vibrant and detailed, and the pressing urge to take in and devour everything around you. The second phase, might more closely resemble a bad trip: Difficult to relax, disorienting, and at times feeling like things are a little too real. In order to enjoy the excellent ups, and endure the daunting lows, you will have to pay close attention to your spiritual reserves, and be wise with your karmic credit. This means saving it up during the good times so you will have enough in the bank to cash in during more stressful times. There is little you can do to prevent the roller coaster of life from taking course. Ride all the twists and turns, and acknowledge the reality that what rises high, will eventually fall.

Stoner Taurus you can’t avoid times of folly. You can prepare for them by diving deep into the positive and fun times. When opportunity arises to hang out with your partners-in-chronic, be sure to put them in your pipe and smoke them up every chance you get. Especially in the first half of the month, you can expect security on the terrestrial plane. A pleasant normalcy and comfort-ability will permeate throughout daily life. You will have the freedom to spread those good ganja vibes. Roll ‘em up, and smoke ‘em down stoner Taurus. The cannabis crew is ready to make sure summer goes out in a blaze! The good times will be full and fruitful, even work will hum along at a pleasant pace; but remember, these feelings will not last forever.

Eventually, the sun will set on the smooth sailing days, making way for rougher waters. The secretive stoner Taurus may lose their ability to disguise emotions, and they will feel more vulnerable to the changing tides. Yes, this period may leave the stoner Taurus feeling raw, bare, and exposed to the harsh elements of the cosmos. But, fear not by bold stoner Bull. Call upon the positivity and passion you stock piled during the first half of the month to help you weather the coming storms. Toke time with the sacred herb to cope and soothe the nerves. Friends with weed are friends indeed. Sharing your favorite strains with your favorite cannabis companions will help you regain your balance until you are able to rely upon your own stoney sea-legs. The boat is going to rock sometimes stoner Taurus, you can’t help this. But, you can relax and enjoy the motion of the ocean. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see that the storm will eventually pass, and clear skies will shine on you again.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Taurus with so much sunshine and hours in the day, August will be one of the few periods in which you will be able to have your greens and smoke them too. While it is still important to keep your eye on the task at hand, you will have the will and the resources to burn through the work day. This will create more time to get back to your smoke filled summer fun. Whether your summer plans include a staycation, or a stoney adventure traversing the terrestrial plane, the one thing you can count on is having one epic and transformative spiritual journey.

August is all about discovering internal desires to reveal the truth behind the smoky vail. Be brave stoner Taurus. The spiritual waters may start off murky and seem daunting, but dive deep! Wade through the depths for honest self-assessment of your strengths and weaknesses. Remember, you do not need to navigate these uncharted waters alone. Your closest cannabis companions will always be down to ride, or sail with you through the ups and downs. As long as the stash jar is stocked, spirits will remain high.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Before you will ever get to the desired destination, you need to know where you want to go. Only then should you pack the pipe, call up the cannabis crew, and plot a course toward a place of peace and prosperity. Ultimately, it is up to you to decide what move to make next. Be deliberate in your actions. Some coworkers may not be able to keep quiet about the buzz of their own social excursions when on the clock. You must find a non-confrontational way to rise above the annoying workplace chatter. Toke time to dedicate a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to contemplate peaceful conflict resolution. Reflecting with the sacred herb will allow you to regroup and recoup in a maddening situation.

Making time to cloud the room and clear the mind can mean the difference between getting caught up in daydreams and distractions, or staying focused on the grind. Once you handle business, you can get back to what truly matters: Soaking in and toking up the sunny summer.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Taurus there will be some moments in July where it might feel like there is something funky in the air, and we’re not just talking about the sweet scent of freshly burnt sensimilla. While this period may be tainted by a cosmic malaise or queasy feeling, it will be important to avoid being … ma-lazy. I have the remedy my lovely stoner bull: Meditate and medicate with a trusted Sativa strain of the sacred herb. The objective is to avoid getting ‘stoned’ and stuck; instead toke-up to keep energy levels elevated and maintain a higher motivation. Those that get off the couch and ‘do’, will accomplish almost limitless projects and goals. Don’t let the sunny days of July dwindle and slip away stoner Taurus. If you can think it, and if you can dream it, you should get out there and get it done!

Please note: There is a difference between high aspirations and having your head stuck in the clouds. It can be nice to take a break, and lift your head above the stress of the day. But this month it will be important to invoke the healing side of the sacred herb. A holistic approach will be needed during this season. Self care will be the foundation for all other accomplishments. Meditative smoke sessions should also focus on what motivates you. This internal understanding is crucial to chart a course to your progressive destination. There is a great green world all around us, just waiting to be explored. Grab the ganja and your canna-crew. Get off the couch and find your bliss!

Stoner Taurus the path forward may not always be lit with navigational markers. When you run into an obstacle, find a way around, over, or under it. Creativity and relentless determination will see you through to your final destination. Be persistent, but be aware of spill over. Other tokin’ terrestrials close to you may be going through their own conflicts with the cosmos. Don’t impose your will or perspective without being invited to do so. Empathy, understanding, and herbal infused fellowship will be key to progress through any uncertain stages.