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Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges ahead; but rather, you are better equipped to handle the cosmic conundrums that come your way.  Perspective can make all the difference stoner Taurus.  Instead of letting the little things bring you down, you’ve learned to light one up, and rise above.  With a little herbal inspiration you will be able to come up with a creative way to overcome any obstacle that you encounter this month.  And, if you are viewing the path ahead from a higher vantage point, you are likely to avoid unwanted roadblocks all together.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect to play the role of the great communicator this month at work.  Your ability to take a step back from a situation, and willingness to hear the views of all parties, will be crucial in keeping the tensions between teammates low and productivity high.  Oftentime what others interpret as ill-will from their peers is simply because communications are on different frequencies.  Get everyone tuned into the same channel early in the month, and you will be able to resolve minor misunderstandings before they grow into bigger problems.  While you help the crew focus on the big picture, and are working to keep the peace, don’t neglect your own needs stoner Taurus.  It can be draining putting out all the little fires at the office, so make sure you toke time to fire up the sacred herb off clock, and recharge your own spiritual batteries.

My strong Bull, you may have heard of the Summer of love.  Well this season you are living in the Fall of friendship.  Maybe it’s the peace pipe that will get everyone talking, or maybe it will be the sheer desire to better know your cannabis cohorts.  Whatever the catalyst, you are entering a golden era for interpersonal relationships.  You and your closest partners-in-chronic are vibing on the same cosmic wavelength, and grooving to the same stellar soundtrack.  Sometimes it’s better to not overthink things stoner Taurus, just light one up, and let the music play.  There is one word of caution regarding more romantic endeavors:. If you and an extra special cannabis companion are thinking about taking things to the next level, make sure you take off any rose tinted glasses first.  Romance can cause us to see people in a flattering light.  You want to make sure you’re seeing the situation clearly before taking the next step.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Taurus the past few months you have been flying high, and moving at what seemed like warp speed.  And as a result, you’ve had almost no time to process recent events, and experiences.  This likely means you are starting off the Fall with one serious case of the feels.  But, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.  The new season brings with it the opportunity for growth and new perspective, as long as you’re willing to embrace it.

You can light one up, and let it all go stoner Taurus.  Or, you can fire up the sacred sensimilla, take a deep breath, and dive deep into what’s beneath the surface.  The first option might sound like the simple and clear choice.  But, although the second may at first seem daunting, and take longer, it will produce lasting results, and your spirits lifted higher in the long run.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect any unresolved emotions to flow over into the workplace; so it will be important early in the month to do whatever you need to get your groove back.  You don’t want to burn any bridges with your coworkers because of misplaced tension. Unsavory interactions can be easily avoided by remembering one mantra stoner Taurus:  Use your words.  Especially since the root of the issue may not be work related at all.  In order to keep the positivity flowing on the clock, you will need to make sure you are putting in work at home.  Although spending time, and sharing bowls, with the canna fam might not feel like work, those smokey conversation filled nights can lead to the insights needed to help you rediscover your center so when Monday comes you’ll be ready to grind.

At least when it comes to your closest relationships stoner Taurus, you’ll be smokin’ easy in October.  Whatever the day brings, you can breathe easy knowing that you have some good greens, and your best buds waiting for you when you get home.  Between the highs and lows, you can always count on your friends to be there; ready to light up the herb, and lighten the mood.  By the end of the month the haze will clear, and you’ll be back on cloud nine.  Then once again, you’ll be the one ready to pack a bowl for the friend who needs their spirits lifted.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus Summer brought you many picture worthy memories, including the discovery of the dankest smoke spots.  You may be looking at the approaching Fall a bit wearily; nervous that the good times may not be as plentiful.  But, don’t worry, this joint is primed, loaded, and won’t run on you.  Just like Summer, the days of Autumn will be as glorious, and ganja filled, as you make them!  Put aside your fear of stagnation, pack your travel pipe, and embrace a higher perspective.  You don’t have to venture far to be adventurous stoner Taurus.  There is joy to be found in even the most minuscule of moments.  Your favorite cannabis strains, and your curiosity, are all that is required to explore the outermost reaches of the cosmos, and the innermost regions of your mind.  

Remember stoner Taurus, when it comes to work, if the team is winning, you’re winning; even if you don’t get all the credit.  You can expect tensions to rise in the office as not everyone involved in a project will always have the same vision.  Don’t fret over the little stuff stoner Taurus.  While opinions may vary, you can do your part to make sure that the work gets done.  Success will be contingent upon your efforts to stay lifted, and above the fray.   Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to maintain a higher perspective.  

Stoner Taurus, when the work week creates tense feelings of anxiety, remember to leave them at the office.  Off the clock you will have plenty of time to hit the pipe, and the reset button.  By embracing the sacred sensimilla you can raise your spirits, and elevate your outlook.  So, breathe easy stoner Taurus, a smoke filled weekend can be exactly the prescription needed to get back to the grind with a clear mind.

Stoner Taurus you may decide you want to stick to the tried and true strains, and well traversed paths this September.  But, know that if you’re ready, you have cannabis cohorts who are always down to spark one up, and blaze undiscovered trails.  It may be a weird sensation at first, but if you get outside of your comfort zone, you may fall in love with the strangeness that surrounds you.  And even if you feel like you’ve ventured too far, just remember that you’re never lost when you have plenty of fresh sticky green, and are in the company of your best buds.  

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Taurus August sets up to be a blessed month with two distinct periods of progress.  Who says you can’t have it all, and smoke it too?  It could be said you will be living that dab life in the first half of the month, and using that flower power in the second half.

First Half:  The cosmos is sending a gift of companionship in the first half of August stoner Taurus.  Get out, enjoy the company of the canna-crew!  This may seem easy enough, but it will require action.  Mind over body my stoic stoner Bull.  Action over complacency.  You may have doubts about your terrestrial excursions; these doubts are natural.  Toke time to contemplate with the sacred herb.  First forgive yourself for reluctancy.  Then push, pull, and prod yourself into the fray.  Use the sacred herb as a confident catalyst to join the smoke circle.  Once there, you will find strength in the canna-fam.  Live life out loud in the first half of August.  Love, empathy, enjoyment, and companionship are all words to focus on while you chop it up, and smoke it up, with the canna-crew.

Second Half:  Planetary influence supports a solitary existence in the second half of August stoner Taurus.  Puzzles and problems are best solved with sacred meditation and a high-minded perspective.  I cannot give a strain recommendation for this period.  You will need to create your own cannabis strain test.  During this period, focusing on the details of the puzzles and problems will be difficult.  Sativa strains may help with clarity and energy, but they could also create a crashed frizzle-fried mental state.  Indica strains may help slow the pace of the puzzles and problems to help solve them, but it could also numb the senses to key aspects of solutions.  Thus, experimentation for each unique stoner Bull is required to find the right canna-tool for the period.

Use exercise as a break in between your experimentation with the sacred herb.  If a smoke session goes awry, perhaps you can create a hot yoga cleansing within your home.  A brisk walk or run does a great job to clear the air and change the mood.  You might find these meditative exercises put you in a problem solving mindset, and the choice of strain was right all along.

August is a truly blessed month stoner Taurus.  If variety is the spice of life, you certainly will be living right!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Taurus the July period presents shape shifting schizophrenic cosmic influence.  The planetary alignment does not portend huge swings between highs and lows, but instead sudden unsettling shifts between positive and negative charges.  It’s like the most difficult section of a Motocross track:  There won’t be giant table top jumps in July, but instead one long series of whoops to contend with.

Ok, now you know what to expect stoner Taurus.  You can’t go charging down the path of July with all your momentum.  The stoner Bull must slow down and apply their power in spurts and sprints.  This cosmic circumstance presents a cannabis conundrum.  How does a stoner select a sacred strain within a shifting landscape?  First, flexibility is key.  Stock your stash box with a wide variety of stoney strains.  Load up on balanced hybrids, sticky Sativa’s, high CBD, and deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  A month of whoops can be unsettling, and create an unbalanced mental state.  However, just like a pro Motocross rider, you can feel the rhythm of the whoops and time them for success and progress.  Stick with the high CBD and balanced hybrid strains when you are unsure of terrestrial stability.  Once you find the rhythm of the ups and downs, you can try to select dominant strains to match your mood.

The herky jerky nature of the universal influence will affect the personal and business spheres in similar ways.  It may be tough to read your cannabis companions and coworkers this month.  But perhaps you should puff puff pass on reading and predicting your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  You do you stoner Taurus.  As long as you are present and accountable, you can tackle any trough in the whoops section.  And we all know the stoner Bull can certainly tackle any of the highs along the way!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

June will require the stoner Taurus to find a softer side.  Wonderful traits like intelligence and dependability will need to take the forefront as stout stubbornness is left behind.  This may be tricky at times, but in order to get the most out of the planetary alignment this month, you must be mindful of your interactions within your smoke circle.

The blessing of the final Spring month is the progress that will come from collaboration.  When moments of stress or frustration circle your personal sphere, smoke it out, and talk it out with the canna-crew.  Advice over freshly packed bowls could dispatch an empty feeling as your bud loving buddies fill your bucket with sound advice.

There is a great side effect to this prescription of collaborative listening:  The bonds of community with your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be strengthened.  Both at work, and in your personal sphere, active listening and team problem solving will bring a winning attitude to you and your cannabis companions.  And now that your softer side is exposed, fun times flirting and recreating with the stoner crew will be enhanced.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus:  After the New Moon of the 20th, universal vibes will swirl in a cosmic storm of influence.  This is not a negative vision, but a confusing one.  Your terrestrial path will disappear in the cosmic storm.  But with a plan of action, your steps will be true and confident within the confusing cosmic weather.  Toke time on the weekend of the 20th to sneak away to your secluded smoke sanctuary.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  The strain selection is open.  Use this contemplative high minded meditative exercise to balance your chakras, steady your gate, and instill your confidence.  It is advised to extend this sacred smoke session over the weekend to fully prepare your third eye for the cloudy vision ahead.  The final days of June will be like walking a cosmic high wire; but you have done it before, and you are still here ready for the next challenge.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Taurus this month will be an exciting month of progress and adventure.  There may be conflict and tests to overcome, but it will all be worth the ride.  The planets have aligned during the first 10 days of May to send a warm draft of comfort towards the stoner Bull.  It will be crucial during this period to lean into the cosmic support.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain does not matter, but the meditative exercise is crucial.  Focus this toking time-out on appreciation and contentment. Appreciate what you have and what you have earned.  The beginning of May is a safe space of self fulfillment.  This important exercise with the sacred herb will give you the confidence, and patience, to move forward undaunted for the remainder of the month.

Stoner Taurus the sphere of love is a confusing mess in May.  But that is ok.  Both single and partnered stoner Bulls will get their wires crossed this month.  And perhaps the crossing of the energy streams will come from your own actions.  Remember the sacred smoke session from the beginning of the month.  Those that find honest appreciation in their station will be more likely to achieve success and progress within the personal sphere despite the fireworks.  You have the tools stoner Taurus.  Take time for toke time.  Smoke it out and think it out.  Patience and contemplation will be your survival tools in a confusing period.  Perhaps outward communication with cannabis companions will not be as important as a soothing internal dialogue.

All of these exercises in contentment and self appreciation will come at the perfect time; because this month there will be a challenge of sorts from a rival within the smoke circle. Breathe deep stoner Taurus, inhale the calming blessings from the sacred herb.  Remember, you are content, confident, and blessed.  Any conflict or snipe from a foe, or friend, will be thwarted with kindness and compassion.  It is beneficial to toke-it-out in the heat of the moment.  Perhaps the sacred herb can give you the clarity of vision to see the perspective of others.  Perhaps your sniping friends and foes are not in a spiritual place of appreciation like you stoner Taurus.  And there it is, the key to moving beyond conflict.  It really isn’t you who is conflicted is it?  Confidence with patience and empathy see you through stronger than you arrived.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Taurus, as we wait for our brains and bodies to thaw after the freeze of winter, you may not feel your confident self.  It’s okay to take pause to find your footing, and to ease into Spring. Solo smoke sessions are not only advised, but they will be required to ensure maximum mindfulness during this period.  While it can be beneficial and enjoyable to share a kind bowl with buds, there is also something soothing when toke time is just you musing with a nice bowl and your favorite pipe. These meditative smoke sessions will be crucial to help you find your zen, but will have a spillover effect of the best kind.  If you work to rise above, you will be uniquely positioned to pass on the positivity to those who might need a little lift.

Your story of self motivation will inspire those who might be feeling less sure of their own capabilities.  Lead them into the realization they too can achieve greater heights. This will be most true in the workplace. In the first week of April, there will be some discussion needed to get the team on the same page. It will be up to you, stoner Taurus, to guide the group to the tried and true path.  Now is not the season for taking risks. Instead, hard work, determination, and sticking to the good ol’ fashion grind will be the way to ensure notable and sustainable progress. It is true that the team who flows together, grows together stoner Taurus. By mid month, everyone at work will be focused on the same finish line and racing towards it at full burn!

Spring is in the air, and those rays of sunshine are leaving a positive mark.  This means increased energy, and you & the canna-crew getting back to full force.  This also means your funky quirks will be hard to hide. Don’t worry about what others may think stoner Taurus.  You and the canna-fam are having a good time and feeling the love, that is all that matters. Pass the pipe and let the good vibes abound!  The Spring feeling to get out into nature is upon you stoner Taurus, and your favorite smoke spots await your arrival. Just remember to keep your emotional posture light, there is always the risk of being caught up in heady drama.  As long as you keep the stash stocked up, and the stoner squad on speed-dial, you will always be ready to rise above.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Taurus you may feel like cosmic influence has been blowing you around, aimlessly, without your consent, and out of your control.  But remember, it is not the height of the giant sycamores that keep them strong against the wind, it is their roots. Spring has officially arrived!  You need to focus on nurturing your roots, letting them grow wide and deep. This will be your only defense during a period of likely tumultuous transition. Find your center stoner Taurus, and do what is needed to stay there.  Find a kushy, calming strain early in the month, and fire it up often. This will be especially helpful during the ides of March. Although there is nothing to beware, simply keep all eyes open and be aware.

This month is not the time to take great risks in the workplace.  Do your work and do it well, but it’s better to be diligently working for that paycheck than taking the long shot on winning the lottery.  Success on the job will be contingent upon coordination and collaboration with coworkers; although this may be easier said than done. Communication will be necessary, but potentially complicated at times.  Don’t rely on second hand information! If there is something that needs to be said, make sure all pertaining parties are present. This will avoid discrepancies of what is said and what was meant. If you start out this open dialogue early in the month, your team will be able to avoid wasting time bickering, and spend more time backing each other up.

While it will be a group effort to keep the conversation going in the workplace, it will fall on you stoner Taurus to reach out to your closest cannabis companions.  Take a leadership role organizing the smoke circle and sparking up joints and conversations at home. In particular, keep the third eye vision in tune. Look out for those who might be missing from the smoke circle.  Members of the canna-crew might not be inclined to speak up when they are down, so you must reach out with a shared bowl and open heart. You don’t have to solve problems stoner Taurus. Sometimes all you need is a little green, a packed piece, and a partner-in-chronic to share it with. Do this as often as time permits, and everyone involved will find themselves more grounded and ready to branch out to greater heights during the approaching Summer months.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

Is it really only February stoner Taurus?  2020 started out strong, and has been a steady burn ever since, with no apparent signs of slowing down.  The only thing more diverse and divergent than the events of the month passed are the crazy, but constructive times ahead.  This month you must keep the fires blazing stoner Taurus. Light up a bowl of your favorite Sativa dominant strain and put on your thinking cap.  Sweet Kali Mist or a citrusy Tangie strain could be the perfect canna-catalyst needed to spark and maintain open creative channels. Keep your eyes open, and your mind elevated.  The month holds great possibility and opportunity, but not the promise of either. Potential does not always ensure progress. It will be up to you to cash in, and crop out on maximum potential for growth.

You can expect, and should prepare for good gains in both your herbal and financial greens this month stoner Taurus.  This does not mean the cosmos is going to present you with a magical cash cow. However, if you pay attention, you will see more chances for the come-up than usual.  Opportunities for economic expansion will be available, but it will be your responsibility to reach out and realize them. Be forewarned: Just because you have the capital to contribute, does not mean it is a sound investment.  Just because the idea comes from a close cannabis confidant or familial friend, does not mean you should bet the whole farm on their words; especially if it means betting the whole value of your own financial garden. You can never know the outcome, but when it comes to your income, proceed with caution and conscience before you put five on it.

Creativity and flexibility should be the themes of the month.  You can expect the current period to be one of frenetic flux, but one that is completely manageable.  Proceed with an open third eye, and give adequate analysis to the task at hand before making your next move.  There may be moments when you feel like second guessing your decision at the time; but in the long run, as long as you avoid making any decisions while dazed and confused, you will always find yourself on a higher level than you were before.