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Taurus January 2019

The Stoner Taurus will find this month to be a tale of two halves. The split of these two halves will be marked by the full moon on the 21st of January. The first half of the month will be hard work pushing the stone of progress up the hill. There will be pressure in the stoner Taurus’ life if progress is to be made to reach fulfillment. Select your sacred smoke with precision. Sativa in the first half for endurance and energy. Be aware that at times daily life may feel like “hurry up and wait.” Take your time before the full moon, selecting tasks as you do your herb with surgical precision. Prioritize and attack with a methodical and tenacious relentlessness!

Everything should change after the full moon. Energy and momentum will pick up just like that stone barreling downhill. Except in this case, the stone in question is the stoner Taurus, and this shift will allow for a very wide workload. Change your herbal inspirations to the Indica species of the sacred herb after the full moon. Typically it’s suggested to look inward to find the meaning and knowledge you seek in life. However, with this month of two tales, the stoner Taurus will find progress in the material world, which will lead to good feelings internally.

This isn’t to say that the stoner Taurus should go out and “get all the things!” Save, don’t spend! Debt is an anchor that can hold you in place when you desire forward progression. Spend within your means, and find reasons to enjoy what you already have. Perhaps you’ll find as you sit, contemplating life in the midst of your smoke circle, that you already have everything you truly need.

Passion, stoner Taurus! Fire has long been known as the “red flower,” and is the embodiment of passion. In this time, you will blossom into the most beautiful flower to those around you. Feel and embrace your inner fire; then with focus and intent, let it out in a beautiful smoldering blaze! Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Now isn’t the time for jealous tendencies nor your personal quest for justice within the romantic sphere. Let go of any restraint, as not to dim your shine. Go with the flow and just enjoy the ride.

Virgo January 2019

Stoner Virgo as the New Year gets underway, you are likely to feel like the cosmic currents are pulling you in conflicting directions. Unfortunately, the planetary positions will affect your own inner alignment during this period. You may notice this dampens your self confidence and belief in your own abilities. Stoner Virgo the important thing is that you are aware of this particular nuisance. By embracing this obstacle and facing it head on, you will be better equipped to overcome the challenges ahead. Now is the time to look to your cannabis compatriots for a helping hand. Keep your smoke circle close, and selective. While sharing can be caring, you want to know who you share the sacred sensimilla with.

The cosmos may be ambiguous in its plans for the near future, but you’re in it for the long hall. Go with the flow. This doesn’t mean you should be a passive observer to current events, but rather be conscious to avoid using force when unnecessary. It will take a focused effort, but you will be up to the challenge. You will experience the greatest success if you are able to strike a balance between personal goals, and how these internal aspirations are manifested externally. You have a strong desire to positively affect your surroundings. It all starts from within. Once you are able to align your chakras and find your inner peace, you will be a radiant source of light helping those around you see through the smoke.

Stoner Virgo revelations will come this January that will strengthen your bonds with your fellow cosmic travelers. The better you understand yourself, the greater knowledge and harmony you will experience with loved ones. Although you will not be able to rely upon the stars to guide you this month, you should remain confident in your own ability to reach your final destination. However, be forewarned: When it comes to your finances, any optimism should be accompanied by healthy skepticism. Debt and overspending in moments of glee, or when under the influence, could hurt you in future periods. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb before making decisions involving large sums of money.

It’s a fresh start and a new year stoner Virgo. Enjoy many, hazy, ganja-filled gatherings with your fellow stoners. Just be sure you let the smoke clear before you begin any serious endeavors.

Scorpio January 2019

Some stoner signs will hurry into the New Year pipes-a-blazing! You should set your pace to a slow burn stoner Scorpio. Instead of a “hit the ground running” approach, you will do better to take a “hit the pipe chilling” approach. While it may look like others are speeding by leaving you in their smoke, you will do better moving at a deliberate pace. It may take you longer to reach your destination, but you will have a more fulfilling journey.

Stoner Scorpio do not be deterred by a slow stride. Expect to take many ‘pot stops’ along your stoney travels. You may find the most amazing munchies at the restaurant you’ve been needing to try. Perhaps you make the trip to visit that small town with your best buds, finding new smoke spots and countless photo opps. Do not see these as detours, but rather as valuable moments you can use to revitalize and rejuvenate your inner self. The unscheduled nature of your adventures is what will set you apart from your peers this month. While others follow mainstream paths, you will be free to blaze new trails and go where your heart guides you.

The realm of interpersonal interactions in January will be one wild ride stoner Scorpio. As long as you embrace the ups and downs ahead with an optimistic attitude, you will come out on the other side wiser from the experience. And with amazing stories to share! This month you will have a serious case of what some call ‘the feels’. Weak knees and unstable ground are to be expected. This is not a forewarning however. Because of your own wide ranging emotions, you will be able to better relate to new and old cannabis companions.

Toke time to share the sacred herb with your smoke circle. It’s mellowing effects can help you achieve much needed equilibrium within the group. Expand your empathy and awareness through many meditative smoke sessions this month. Any troubles you encounter can eventually be resolved by your persistent grind and ability to see the big picture. Consuming cannabis can also help you reach compromise if tensions rise amongst your smoking squad. Sometimes people disagree, it is how we respond to these tense moments which can make or break relationships. Be kind, and be generous with those around you. Instead of putting your foot down, a better approach will be to light one up stoner Scorpio. Do not sacrifice long term happiness for the short term satisfaction of being right.

Sagittarius January 2019

Stoner Sagittarius planetary influences have added a turbocharger to your cosmic mission this month. Your quest for spiritual growth and knowledge will be assisted by the stars. Keep the stash jar full and ready; this month is sure to be a wild ride.

The stars have aligned to give you a great boost in energy and endurance, but something more will come from this universal nudge. You must enter into a partnership with this cosmic blessing. No universal support can help you stoner Sag without proper self motivation to take advantage of the cosmic boost. Early in the month toke time for a secluded meditative smoke session. Focus on direction. Where do you want to go? Not necessarily to a physical place, but also consider your internal direction. The energy boost of January could be wasted without proper contemplation on the direction of your mission.

The cosmos has given you an upgrade package for your cosmic spacesuit. Get in, shut up, and drive stoner Sagittarius. Drive toward progress, personal development, continued education, and spiritual enlightenment. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a zen focus for optimal results. Again, drive in a particular direction toward a desired goal.

Be forewarned stoner Sag: Avoid angry outbursts and silly squabbles with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Stick to your own personal positive space in January. Medicated meditative moments and strong personal health will assist in this mindset. Take care of yourself during this energetic mission: Food – Health – Exercise – Meditation – Repeat.

Watch out! You will be burning like a white hot light. This passion will creep into relationships with cannabis companions. Mind yourself stoner Sagittarius, others may not be able to match your intensity. Passionate moments of love can just as easily turn into passionate moments of anger. Balance yourself stoner Sagittarius. Recognize these moments before they occur. Take a step back, puff puff pass on the intensity, and step back in with a renewed attitude to put out the fire.

God speed stoner Sag.

Pisces January 2019

Stoner Pisces the universe must have a fondness for you! Anticipate an energy boost regarding work and health in January. As you surely know, everything happens for a reason. This will be a period of contemplation as you continue on your journey of self-discovery. You will now come to the next phase. Kick off your shoes and get comfy for a spell, but don’t get so comfy as to forget the pass pass after your puff puff. A smoke circle is only as strong as its dreamiest toker.

Progress is a grind, one in which you must take steps to embrace. Just as you were reminded last month to take gratification in the small steps, that doesn’t ever stop applying. So strive for a pep in your step, and an eager willingness in your spirit. It will be important to maintain health discipline this month; when you feel good inside it shows on the outside. Take a deep medicated dive with the sacred herb to ponder spirituality. What does spirituality mean to you stoner Pisces? A healthy mind, body, and spirit lead to success on this terrestrial plane. Balance your meditation events with a nice hybrid strain of the sacred herb. Explore the depths of yourself without sinking into couchlock.

Hard work in the daily grind will be needed to defend your position in the economic machine. However, current planetary alignment supports change in the workplace. This could mean advancement, or a change of venue. But nothing happens without diligence in the workplace. If you haven’t already, this would be a wonderful time to dust off and update that resume. In doing so, contemplate what a positive change would look like. Imagine yourself in the perfect job, and blissfully happy. Now let it happen!

In order to receive the blessings the universe has waiting for you, you must be present in your own mission. In essence, just be true to you, and do what you need to, when you need to do it. Everything else will just click right into place.