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Taurus April 2016

Stoner Taurus, April will bring an overall positive life stage for you.  Although at times, things may not go the way you had planned, the outcome will still be in your favor.  Remember, life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.  The main issue you will face this month, in usual Taurus fashion, will be yourself and your ability to control your emotions.  If you are unable to control your emotions and begin acting on them, problems are likely to arise.  If you are quick to mend problems in a timely fashion, all will be well, but if you leave issues sitting on the back burner for too long, the outcomes will surely be much worse than you could have anticipated.

Listen to that little voice inside of you.  Your intuition is strong, and it will be the most reliable resource you have this month.  If you own your own business, take any and all tasks into your own hands if you want them done correctly.  Cross out those to do lists, one item at a time.  Don’t over exert yourself, and take a quick smoke break whenever you start to feel overwhelmed.  Slow and steady gets the job done.  No matter how many times the story is told, the tortoise will always win the race.

You have your own issues to deal with, but that won’t stop friends and family from feeling obligated to burden you with their personal issues as well.  Take a deep breath and smile.  It is up to you to make sure that these negative feelings don’t bog you down.  Worry about yourself and your own happiness.  Keep yourself busy with activities that bring you happiness. Hiking, movies, concerts, picnics, afternoon strolls…  Anything to keep your mind positive and your vibrations high.  Let your main girl, Maryjane be close by your side this month.  You will find a whole new appreciation for her healing powers.

Taurus March 2016

Well, Stoner Taurus, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems likely that you will be in a constant battle all March long… With yourself… In your head.  That is if you are not receptive to others thoughts and opinions during this time.  It is important that you try to be as mutable and open to all forms of interpretation.  I’m not saying that you’re necessarily wrong on where you stand on any specific matter, rather you would benefit greatly from the opportunity to assess your own thought processes as well as understanding that your way is not the only way.  March will be a month to gently lean on the sacred herb.

Taurus, ignorance is not always bliss.  Uncomfortable situations make you cringe (almost as much as change…blehh).  You will be forced to deal with certain matters this month that push the levels of your comfort zone whether you like it or not.  Take this as an opportunity for introspection and personal growth.  This will allow you to better understand and empathize with others in the future.

You must not avoid people or potential problems.  You’ll have to face these obstacles head on, like the bull you are.  You would greatly benefit from some form of meditation, even if it’s just a walk around the block.  Keep yourself elevated and use the powers of the sacred herb whenever possible; this will help keep your mind wide open and judgements to a minimum.  It can also be the peace offering if you find yourself in a disagreement. If you are able to stay out of your own way this month, you will be just fine.  Just remember that we are all here looking for the same things; love and acceptance.

Taurus February 2016

Stoner Taurus, this month you’ll have to remember that sometimes, you have to smoke the ash hit to truly appreciate the green hits.  February will be a difficult time for the Taurus’ of the planet as they will face many small obstacles and hardships during this time.  Individually these mishaps will not seem like much, but when they are all piled onto each other it can be the cause of destruction if you are not careful.  After all, it was the straw that broke the camel’s back.  This is a great time to test your mental strength.  Laughter is the best medicine, so you should be able to laugh at your own mistakes and have the strength to accept the things that you can’t change.  But Maryjane is a close second, so you should also have the herb to smoke yourself to a more positive mental state.

You’ll be a little sluggish at work and may struggle to accomplish tasks on time, or at the expected level of quality.  If you are in a management position, you will need to figure out a way to make up for you lack of productivity so you do not draw too much attention to yourself.  If you are not in a management position, it will be much easier for you to scrape by without much notice.  Taurus, you have the power to overcome each and every obstacle thrown at you if you can be mindful of your mood and efficient in your actions. In the end, the outcome is always in your hands, even if it seems that the world is conspiring against you at times.  Use the sacred herb to relax and help you unwind at the end of your day.  Avoid the wake and bake this month if you can.

Find comfort knowing that at least you’ll have the never ending love and support of your friends and family, even in the hardest of times.  The unwavering devotion of your significant other, and your friends willingness to help will be much needed this month.  Show them how much you appreciate them.  Enjoy February as much as you can.  The smoke will clear sooner than you know, and remember, peace and love will conquer all.

Taurus January 2016

Stoner Taurus the new year is bringing you many new situations. You need to look at the big picture to see clearly what actions you’ll need to take to stay on track.  Lean on the sacred herb in times when you need quiet contemplation.  You will need quiet contemplation this month!  Be sure to make time for this and allow for each emotion to be felt throughout your meditation to properly gauge how to portray yourself this month in all roles you play.

The hardest impact you will face this month is in your smoking circle. There is nothing you can do to prepare for the blind side hit you will face as it is a very important lesson.  You are steadfast in recovery so do not allow yourself to wallow in the despair you’ll certainly encounter.  Find solace in the fact that what remains of your group of friends after this will be closer than ever and you’ll be bonded in a realm that has always been just out of reach.  As for love:  Don’t be bullheaded. Allow petty disagreements to slide and spend some quality time embracing each other.

Allow the positivity of your business life to radiate through you all month long.  You may not be bringing in the big bucks this month but you are on the proper path.  Do not question the path you’ve chosen simply allow yourself to flow down its path.  Do dot your i’s, cross your t’s, be mindful of your co-workers and keep a decisive way about you and things will be great.  You will find you need your pipe less at work.  Save that green for the home scene where you will need it most!  It’s all about yin and yang this month Stoner Taurus and you can and will come out on top.

Taurus December 2015

Stoner Taurus, December will be an incredibly positive and bright life stage for you.  You energy levels soar so high that even those who come into contact with you can’t deny their power right now.  Your optimism will give you a refreshing outlook on your life and your future.  Your chakras are in alignment, and your mental and physical health will be in full force.  You will be riding a natural high all month long.  Having a little stash of pre-rolled J’s on hand would best suit your vibe this month, especially considering how often you may find yourself in an unexpected smoke session with a new friend.

You may experience a new found clarity this month, breaking down a mental blockage that had been affecting your work for some time now.  Once you have gained access through this barrier, progress will continue at a rapid rate.  There may be a project that you’ve had on the back burner, that you are finally ready to tackle.

You are empowered by your ability to give the gift of love so generously.  You get back what you put out, and the world around you receives your love and sends it back full force.  While some people don’t believe in luck, you might want to consider entering some kind of contest or buying a lottery ticket while the stars emanations are affecting you so strongly.

Taurus November 2015

It may feel like the Universe is conspiring against you during November, stoner Taurus.  Most aspects of your life will become sources of stress for you.  Your career, significant other, friends and family; it will all be directly affected by the negative energies the planets have created for you right now.  The most important thing you can do for yourself this month is to remain true to yourself, and put your wants and needs above all others, no matter the outcome.

As far as work is considered, don’t make any permanent decisions unless you are sure that is what YOU want.  To avoid any extra tension, you should definitely listen to the input of your co-workers, friends, and family so they know that they are being heard.  However, you should completely disregard their opinions and do not factor them into your thought process.

Finances may suffer this month, so avoid any extra spending.  I would HIGHly recommend using any extra money on some really good herb to help you smoke about and forget about all the chaos that November will bring.  If you end up having multiple nights in with your pipe and Netflix this month, I will not hold it against you, especially since you are having such difficulty connecting with others anyway.  Despite what seems like an all-around bad situation, if you keep a positive mind-set you will surely be able to handle anything that is thrown at you, and the shimmering light at the end of the month will not seem so far away.