“Smile away” by Paul McCartney is a song you may well be singing all month long, stoner Scorpio! Spring is in the air and success is plentiful in March of 2017! If you’re a high-strung Scorpio, stick to a 60/40 sativa/indica. If you’re more mellow go full on sativa for the most productivity in all areas of your life. Utilize your medicine when feeling low and don’t forget how important your meditative sesh is!
Your world of love and friends is where you will require the most self-discipline. There will be many things that come up during your smoke sessions. Allow yourself to hear what is going on. Then let that information settle in before making any statements or opinions be known. This goes for everyone in your non-working life. It is not your job to play counselor. It is your job to listen and help find objective solutions. Stay on track and don’t lose sight of your end game as you are greatly being relied upon as the leader this month. Make time for yourself for medicated meditation. You will need this time to reflect on all you are accomplishing.
The world of work will be a fine time to shine this month! Your goal is to stay motivated, move forward and listen. If you work for yourself or are upper-management you need to pay attention to your co-workers and employees. It is the perfect time to hire the self-motivated personnel. Rid your company of any non-self-starters. For those of you who have a manager to answer to, remember in the end they will have the right answers so don’t work yourself up over any outcomes at this time. Just breathe and let be. You will do just fine this month stoner, Scorpio, if only you work for it.
Yin and Yang will be harmonious for the stoner Scorpio this February in both the field of work and of love! Of course, that will only be if you prove to be flexible in areas you’d rather not be flexible in. Scorpios are not known for their people pleasing abilities; so I will suggest a nice balanced hybrid strain for you this month and a need to focus on opening your heart center. With an open heart and mind, you will find much success and comradeship.
Warren G once said, “Rhythm is life and life is rhythm”. You, stoner Scorpio, have that figured out. Work is going well in many areas for you and you know it. Do yourself a favor and forget the past and focus on your NOW. You will find much success this month if you keep an open mind and stay focused. Be certain to accept help when it is offered even if it is not from someone you particularly like. Maybe pass the pipe with them and see past your differences?
Love will be anything other than predictable for the single Scorpio. Think flings not rings. If for some reason flings are not your thing…don’t start one. If you do they will be fun and flighty in a sense. Light one up and celebrate the fun of it. The love matched Scorpio will find much peace this month but don’t count on the same old same old. Keep your emotions in check and you may be very nicely surprised by your lover! So keep calm, dab on and enjoy your February!
At the beginning of November 2016, the stoner Scorpio needs to reach for your most enlightened self. Meditate with the sacred herb and envision the protection of white light surrounding you in every aspect. Carry this vision with you every day and feel it’s power to your core. It will protect you in ways you didn’t know you needed protection. You are being given many personal liberties over the next few week, set yourself up for pure enjoyment no matter the pace of events.
In your work, stoner Scorpio, you need to be prepared. Failure is not a loss! It is rather a move in the direction of success. If you choose to brood and wallow in self pity or other self-destructive emotional tirades, you will simply dissolve the victory that awaits you. You are in fact moving forward with every step. It is imperative that you take time to heal from any injury or setback before you go back to hammering out the desired results. Rest assured the best possible outcome will arrive. Be kind with your comrades and share your herb if the work hours run long.
The Scorpio that is gifted with a sixth sense will be the most unaffected by the woes that love can bring in November. For those of us without extrasensory gifts, heed these words kindly: You are not always right. You do not always know what is best. Other people have a right to their feelings. Do not make mountains out of molehills. There, that being said, you can have a very pleasant love life this month. You must allow it to evolve. Do not stand in its way or it will become destructive. Take the time necessary to hear your lover out. Pack the pipe, light the bowl and listen. Then respond. Yes, you must respond. Communication can be difficult for the strong silent Scorpio, but this month it is necessary. Do not run from it. Open up to it and the love you can receive. Remember the white light of protection and wear it always.
My dearest stoner Scorpio, this October you must challenge your daily mantra. What is it now? Has it gotten you where you need to be? Are you happy with life? How we talk to ourselves is more important than any action we take. What we think about, we bring about. Whether positive or negative our thoughts are what controls us and our environment. Take some time at the very first of this month to meditate with our sacred herb. A new, better, more motivating, more loving mantra will come to you. Use this new mantra daily. Use it when you are aggravated or anxious or angry. It will change your world, one moment at a time. With that being said, your month will be a bit lagging. If you heeded the advice of the cosmos last month you will be coming off a feeling of accomplishment. Do not, under any circumstances, allow yourself to fall into a downward spiral just because you’re a bit bored and fed up with work. Take the down time to prepare for far busier times ahead. Keep a bit of indica in a sneak a toke and use the creative influence to fuel your logical mind with fun new ways to organize. This in itself will help you feel accomplished especially when the workload hits the fan near the end of October. In matters of the heart my cannabis companion, you will float along nicely. Do try to avoid conflicts at this time. Your ego does not need to be fed by being right. Allow others to find their own paths even if you know your way is best. They will come to that decision all on their own. Your circle of friends will be wanting to see you a bit more so go out there and have a bit of fun while you are less busy. Then come home with or to your lover and remind them why you’re the most passionate in the zodiac.
As autumn falls around us and changes our scenery, so will the scenery change for the life of the stoner Scorpio. If you allow the colors of change to enlighten you my cannabis companion, you will deflect the negative side effects of this change. Pick out your favorite greens for the month and use them with deep meditation to help propel you into the realm of accomplishment.
The intelligent Scorpio has a logical mind for the most part. Which can be a bit confusing when it comes to love. September winds will shift your heart into an emotional sphere that can be as soft as the last breeze of summer. Allow yourself to be blissfully swept up in it and share your hearts desires with the one who holds your attention. Be sure not only to share your feelings but your sacred herb with them as well. It will help you open up and speak to your love in the most gentle of ways. If you are currently attached you will not escape this monumental time, just remember to put the past behind you, be kind and gentle and you will see a new beginning that has endless possibilities open up.
September is a time of colleague relationships. A time to embark on new missions with your co-workers. This will be much simpler if you work for yourself as you will not have to answer to your managers. Be sure that if you are doing something to better your situation on work time that you think it through explicitly. Do not try to involve your managers as this is not a month to do projects with them. In fact, fly under the radar. Do what you must at work and then go home and make your changes. This is where the deep meditation with the sacred herb will come in handy. With your heart opened up you will find it difficult to make logical decisions at work. Time spent in meditation will guide you quickly to the perfect solution to your situation. Take heed before beginning this change, then act quickly. This change will benefit you in more ways than you can see right now, but, it can also negatively affect you if you do not think it through. Good luck my stoner Scorpio! I have absolute faith in your abilities.
It should be noted first and foremost that this August of the year 2016 will be a positive pivot point for the stoner Scorpio. It is a month where you need to have your life goals set; do this and the universe will move you to them and quickly. Do not think that it will be easy. Know this now: Your thoughts will guide the universe to give you what you think about. Keep the sativa hybrid around and stay positive, focused and clear in your intentions.
Your personal realm may seem daunting. You may not feel heard. Do not push it this month. Provide your friends, family or lover with the opinion and advice they ask for. Allow them to do what they think is best. Yes, we know you are right but we all must fall in order to see the light above us. Keep your calmness about you and stay focused on your life. Be there and be kind when friends need you. When those you gave advice to fail, share a well-packed bowl with them. They will make great revelations with you over good conversation. Oh, and keep the “I told you so” to yourself.
Have you been focusing on the negative in your profession? It will seem as if your nightmares are becoming real this month, stoner Scorpio. Where your focus has been will come to you this month in your working world. You may not sense it now but it will be a bountiful maneuver by the universe to get you on your correct path and you will not be down and out long. Keep your head up and keep moving toward your goals. The universe is holding the best trees for you in coming months. Smoke what you have now but the best buds await!
Reassessment and honorable are your keywords this month stoner Scorpio. You will need to utilize the sacred herb during meditation to help you to truly unveil yourself to you. Find your most honorable intentions and explore them. Allow our earthly herb of healing to guide you to the path of least resistance. This is where you will find the most honorable way out of some sticky situations this July. You needn’t stress about possible upsets as you are very capable of turning all situations into positive ones. You simply need to step outside your current frame of mind. Look in on your thoughts about your life and see how you can make them more positive.
You will find that within your working world you will be able to minimize risks, increase your pocketbook and reclaim your position of authority. How you use your own personal prowess at work will determine how well all this goes over. Don’t be afraid to be kind or even share the kind if the opportunity allows it. An open door policy is a great idea unless someone is trying to slam it on your face. Remember reassessment and honor have boundary lines.
Stay true to yourself in every personal relationship you have this month stoner Scorpio. Your honor will shine through when you find your way out of unsavory situations that your family members or close friends try to persuade with. If you do not agree with any circumstance you find yourself in, get out. You have been gifted the brilliant ability to be straightforward. Use it to your advantage in both your loverships and your friendships to keep peace and kindness in the air.
Stoner Scorpio the month of June will be intense, to say the least. You will be bombarded with slight nuances that will leave no room for daydreaming or stray from your course of leadership. It would be best to utilize the sacred herb only for relaxation and meditative purposes until a later date. This does not mean that June will not be meaningful and blessed with positivity, rather it means you will have to work for it.
The epitome of your June will be in your intimate relationships. If your feelings are true and you hold your ground you will be surprised by the turn your relationships take this month. If you are wavering in your feelings the tide will turn on you quickly in a direction you may not want to face. In the face of love, take the time to meditate well on any plans for immediate change before forging ahead. Visualize positive outcomes and they will occur.
Whether you’re a cog in the machine of the working world or a business owner you will have your work cut out for you. How you communicate will be the number one concern for you stoner Scorpio. You will be facing many decisions that could possibly propel you financially. You must be extremely analytical about these decisions. Do not sign anything without reading the fine print and do not make moves in haste. You will want to utilize the sacred herb for these meditations. You need the spiritual guidance that comes with it. Be selective on your strain, pick the one that motivates you best. You will have your work cut out for you this summer.
My dearest stoner Scorpio, May will be a month of great challenges. Albeit, they will turn out positive by month’s end you must make it there first! Keep your indica packed bubbler close in the evening as you will need the enlightenment it brings. At the beginning of this month, you need to look at all your goals realistically. Not just those at work but in your love life too. Do they have the potential to be successful? Catch these ‘could be failures’ early and you can turn them around by the end of the month. Work will prove to be more stressful than usual. This will mainly be because you will need to take on more responsibility than you are used to. I strongly suggest laying the pipe down during working hours and stick with a CBD oil if you need to medicate at work. Once you have weeded out what won’t work you will move steadily toward your path to success. Your partners and co-workers are looking to you to be the leader. Don’t shy away from this role, it suits you.
As I mentioned earlier the emotional sphere of the stoner Scorpio will be challenged in new and not so welcome ways. Scorpios never unintentionally harm another with their words. You must at all times be aware of what damage your tongue can cast and avidly avoid using your poison against your loved ones. Lean on the sacred herb when your negative traits are boiling under your skin. Let the healing properties settle your mind before you speak and do something that cannot be undone. Do this and next month your relationships will prosper into great and rewarding adventures.
It seems that the luck of the Irish will follow the stoner Scorpio through the ends of April 2016. Use this positive energy to thwart yourself into the beginning of summer where your foundation will need to be very strong. Your ability to rise above and beyond this month will conjure not just more green in your stash but a lot of green eyed monsters. That being said, be sure to know that those who will be green with envy are those in your inner circle of fellow stoners & co-workers.
In all events of work; Scorpios will be on top of it. Productivity is your first name this month. Don’t meddle in the indicas during the working hours, you have no time to relax. Keep your eyes open and take precautions to ensure that all is going according to your plans. Listen to your intuition when dealing with difficult or negative partners. Please note: Take advantage of the offers that lie on the table this month. Use your tenacity and quick thinking to ensure success. If you hesitate you will lose an amazing opportunity.
Ahh, my romantic Scorpio bask in the glory of your love this month! The ground that you’ve been laying in your existing relationship or the one that you’re working towards is going to be buoyant and giving. Your evenings will be full of that glow that only you emit when in love. Dab it up right with your lover and enjoy one another to the fullest extent.
As for your circle of fellow stoners, you may find yourself gravitating to those with more experience than you in a number of ways. You have great lessons to learn from these folks. Take the time to toke it up with them in a more intimate setting than the usual large group of buds. You will be so glad you did.
Do you feel the positivity flowing stoner, Scorpio? You have tapped into the universal energy and its exuding throughout your life this March. The cosmos have aligned perfectly so that you will feel the exhilaration of all your previous work coming to a head. That does not mean you get to relax, ergo, leave the medibles to a minimum this month.
All those projects you’ve assigned to yourself over the first quarter of 2016 are going to come together better than a fresh nug of moon rock. In fact, you’ll find that you are more easily finishing all your projects this month. The only thing you need to be wary of is overconfidence and poor decision making. Stay sharp with a sativa heavy hybrid in your pipe and think through all your decisions before taking action. Keep your feet on the ground until you get home.
It will be hard not to float in this super-charged high of love this month Scorpio! Some might say your luck outshines the four leaf clover this March when it comes to personal relationships. You will attain your objectives if you supply yourself with a firm foundation by mid-month. Come St. Patrick’s Day you will be blessed with bounties of attention and you should toke it up while you can! You deserve it stoner Scorpio!
The month of February is well within your ability to stay balanced. In fact, just show up and be yourself in every situation and you should come out smelling like a nice batch of special cookies all month long. Of course, if I could leave it at just that what good would I be to you?
Your love life should be smooth sailing if you continue to be your diplomatic, calm and caring self. It will enable you to easily overcome a few obstacles that will bounce in just to bother you. Be sure to pay special attention to your immediate family members as they need some reassurance that they are being heard and loved. Keep all negativity away from your home front! With Valentines in the air consider a cannabis infused massage oil treatment for you and your loved one. Who can be angry when completely relaxed on cloud 9?
Work, work, work, you do a lot of work. You will be rewarded this month if you are more than a middle manager. Genuinely, the more freedom you have in your workplace the more you will prove your worth. All toking Scorpios will need to quickly circumvent any misunderstandings with partners or managers by again, being cool headed. If you feel the need to take a break at work keep a dug out handy with a little Sativa to keep your spirits uplifted throughout the work day. Enjoy your month Stoner Scorpio!
Do you feel IT stoner Scorpio? IT being the building positivity that 2016 is bringing to you. The bling that you are emitting is brighter than any perc in a new water pipe. This first month of the year is a tell tale sign of what to expect for the next 12 months.
Work is where you will shine the brightest this month. You are a trusted individual and one who knows how to get things done. Because of these traits you will find yourself amidst an array of money making deals. Your decision will need to be a quick one so you must trust your intuition. Do not take on more than you can handle. Be confident that you will see an upswing in the color of green. More green in your pocket equals more green in your pipe!
On the home front you may be a bit unavailable due to your work. Be sure to be attentive when you are spending time with your loved ones. Being busy does not leave room for being emotionally absent. If you’re attached make sure you spend some quality time on conversation. Pack up the vape and have a real heart to heart. It will leave you both happier and more content. If you’re single don’t go out of the way to start anything quite yet as you are very busy and may not be able to give someone all that is needed in a fresh relationship. If you choose to start one keep it light as not to disappoint your potential new love.
Ready? GO! This December the stoner Scorpio will be in for a busy and emotional time. Think of it as a very positive stage in your growth as an individual. If you have a stoner Libra friend, it is time to call on them for a lesson in balance. Balance being your key term this month.
Work will be a blaze of projects for you my fiery friend. Keep a well balanced hybrid in your vape pen for those moments of stress. You must at all costs keep business just that. Do not take anything personally or make any situation at work personal in any way. Business is business. Keep it that way and you will be most successful in the days to come. By keeping diplomacy up at work, you can take your exaggerated fire to the bedroom.
Speaking of love and personal relations: Smoking Scorpios need to put the ones they hold dear ahead of themselves in December. Do not allow for lethargy to leak into any of your personal relationships. You hold the reigns right now, use them to snap some fun into your lives. If you have a special request, make sure that you are specific. You may find yourself reiterating, but it will be worth it. There is a lot of room for romance, but you must take the lead. May I suggest making a batch of special brownies with your partner?
Good vibes are flowing all around the stoner Scorpio like a well percolated bong rip. When the sun is in your sign good things are bound to shine on you! For the most part you will have an amazing month of November; full of activity both mental and physical with only a few not so awesome surprises. Stay focused on the good and just put these lil possible upsets on the back burner so you can avoid them.
Stoner Scorpio you are a well chiseled mind and this month you will be putting all your wits to work for you. New ideas and implementations that surround your job will come to you in a fierce energy at the beginning of the month. I see heavy sativa strains in your days this November. They will enhance your thought processes and calm your energies enough to make you extremely proficient! Around the last third of the month be wary on decision making. If you have any doubts put it off. Also you will be very overwhelmed with your workload after all the new ideas you’ve sprouted start to take formation. Make sure you ask for help. In your personal relationships be prepared to be going places and expect the unexpected. These surprises can be both good or hindering. Pay attention to your romantic partner and you will heed off any lovers spats easily. Lose focus and you’ll be in for a rough ride. Your love life will be interesting and for the most part fun. It is your personal friendships you need to look out for the most. One of your closest smoking buddies could really turn the tables on you. Remember just because they let you down you do not need to retaliate. Karma is a bitch. Go find your love and enjoy some Ohm moments with a nice indica. They will remind you how great life truly is.