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Pisces February 2017

Pisces, this February, it will be important to keep calm and to keep smokin’ on.  In order to keep the peace, it will be best advised to keep your piece loaded and ready to pass.  But, in order to get the most enjoyment out of your toking endeavors, be sure to maintain a solid level of observation of your immediate surroundings.  While you may be making positive progress towards your goals, it will be in your best interest to help those around you to get closer to their own successes.  As long as you give due diligence to the situation at hand, everyone involved will experience a time of positivity and growth.

Whether you are an individual who enjoys rollin’ one up, or whether you prefer to pack a freshly ground bowl, you will ultimately reach your end goal of peace.  As long as you stay diligent in your undertakings at work, you will be able to pursue unexplored aspects of the job.  It is important that you strike a beneficial balance between accomplishing necessary work tasks and making time to relax and reset on the home front.  Do not be afraid to follow your intuitions, especially when your inner voice tells you that betterment is just around the corner.

When it comes to interacting with those closest to you, stoner Pisces, keep it light and do your best to keep spirits high.  Whether this means passing the peace pipe or keeping it low key when disagreements arise, it will be important that you do your best to foster calmness.  You will directly affect those nearest to you, the effect that you have on them will be up to you.  Those closest to you may not necessarily call upon you to solve all of their problems, but you may be required to fulfill the position of confidant.  Just be ready to have an open ear…and an extra bowl to share if needed.

Pisces January 2017

Stoner Pisces, you are not one to be boisterous or demanding, but you do have desires.  It will be important to listen to those inner desires.  You may have distinct plans for the new year.  Don’t limit yourself or your abilities by ignoring your internal dialogue.  As cliché as it can sound, the heart knows what it wants.  So pursue your passions and curiosities, the ends will always justify the journey.  It may be best to stock up on the basics, however.  While the year is blooming in all its newness, winter is still unfurling.  When you have the chance, grab that extra eighth or backup bowl piece.  To translate; it is better to be prepared than find yourself lacking very necessary supplies, especially the green supplies.

When it comes to the workplace keep busy.  You will most benefit by keeping in mind the bigger picture.  That is to say, remember that you are part of a team.  While you may have the know-how and stamina to accomplish greatness, it will be more efficient to enlist the additional help from those around you.  And of course, two, three, or four brains will always be better than undertaking these tasks alone.  Plus, if your coworkers happen to also be four-twenty friendly, the smoke sessions after work will be all the better.  

Regarding your those closest to you, your inner circle, there will be good vibes all around.  This is not to say that you will encounter zero obstacles on your path of positivity, but that you will be able to address these easily if you are willing to make the effort.  If you are able to pick the weeds while they are small your spiritual garden will be able to blossom more fully.  Otherwise, just be the best version of yourself that you can be Pisces.  Those around you will only benefit from your authentic positivity.  

Pisces December 2016

Stoner Pisces, 2016 may have started off as a slow burn, but during the latter half of the year you have continued to turn up the heat and now are beginning the final month in a full blaze.  You continue to grow your person and in doing so continue to expand your potential and skills to the point where tasks that used to seem daunting no longer cause you to worry.  Your confidence is substantial and those around you have taken notice.  Just remember to take the time to think and rethink your next steps before you beginning your journey.  It is not that you will not experience success.  In fact, it is somewhat the opposite, since you are on fire in achieving personal goals.  It will be important for you to be sure that you are chasing what you want otherwise you will expend valuable efforts completing tasks that your heart wasn’t really set on.  As long as you put in the time planning ahead, you will have even more time to light one up and relax with a bowl basking in the afterglow of all that you accomplish.

At work, if you feel like you are getting roped into projects that do not pertain to you, it will still be okay to offer a helping hand.  Even if this means that you assist by getting done the “behind-the-scenes” tasks that no one else wants to do.  You may want to enjoy some extra Buddha when you’re at home.  A little extra meditation will go a long way this month as your peers may test your patience.  As long as you keep yourself grounded you will be able to handle the stresses or disagreements that may arise.  You don’t have to completely surrender your will to anyone else.  But, if you have made your side of the problem known, it will be okay if your ideas are not used.

Pisces November 2016

Stoner Pisces, you may not have complete mastery over the chaos or events that may come your way.  You do, however, have 100% control over how you respond to any and all surprises.  This month, you may benefit from a little extra herbal inspiration.  It may be beneficial to whip out the grinder, break down that sacred plant and take a toke when you have the chance.  Maybe you enjoy a bit of cannabis concentrate to help you contemplate what direction will take you the farthest.  Using these preparations will allow you to grind hard when the current circumstances require.  And, be sure, your path forward will certainly require much effort from you.  The upside is that if you decide to pursue these goals, you will have every tool needed for success.

Pisces, this “go get ‘em” attitude will be noticeable within all fields of your life.  Just be cautioned that you do not rush by important to-dos in your race to the finish line.  It could be recommended to stick to some sticky Indica. Its mellow tendencies might help you to oddly stay focused: whereas as a Sativa strain might cause your mind to race ahead of yourself.

The least demanding facet during November you can expect to be your homelife.  While other areas will require your input and efforts, at home you will be able to just be yourself.  Your lover, if you have one, will require nothing more from you other than to smoke a bowl and chill.  Even if work or other areas seem to be a little rougher going, you will have peace and solace in the safe space of  your home.  

Pisces October 2016

The weather may be cooling off as summer turns to fall; but, you stoner Pisces will continue your successful hot streak.  While the seasons changing would traditionally cause a downturn in your energies, you will continue to rock steady.  This means that it will be best for you to complete any of your to-dos before the days become too short.  Maybe it’s taking that last hike of summer, or visiting that new restaurant that you’ve been waiting to try.  Perhaps your goal is to meet new smoking buddies to hang out through the harshness of winter.  Whatever your aspirations are, you will have immense likeliness for success, so don’t wait–just make it happen.

It will be important to take that time to hike, or indulge in delicious foods or extra special herb.  Because those closest to you will require an immense amount of your time and energies.  But, don’t worry Pisces, there will be enough of you to go around.  Just remember that it is ultimately up to you as to where you invest yourself.  So, there will be no reason to feel bad if you can’t get to everyone.  Prioritize who is most in need of a friend with green–everyone will benefit from your efforts but you get to decide how many folks you will affect with your generosity and talents.
The one area you don’t want to skimp on is your significant other (if you have one).  This can also apply to family or friends closest to you.  Your positivity is contagious, but if you project the negative it can haze up a pleasant interaction with unexpected consequences.  If you need that little break, say maybe a smoke break to enjoy a sunset or a stroll to rest and reset, take it.  It will pay off, in the long run, to take those small moments to enjoy yourself.  

Pisces September 2016

Have you been having a solid summer, stoner Pisces?  Are you still vibin’ good and rollin’ through all of the challenges that have stood in the way of the goals you want to achieve?  This has probably been the case for you over the past few months.  And, the best thing is that you’re not done yet.  Your noticeable positive energies have had uplifting effects on those who are fortunate enough to know you Pisces.  Sharing is caring, and not just when it comes to the sacred herb—although that is always appreciated.  You have been more than generous with your efforts and abilities, and it continues to produce healthy growth in your life.  With all that you are paying forward don’t worry when you feel like you need to kick back with a freshly packed bowl and enjoy the greenery around you and in front of you.

At work, or whatever occupies your time and energy, you may be in for some pleasant surprises.  You may even have forgotten about seeds that you planted many, many moons ago.  But, they are sprouting and flourishing under your nourishing thumbs.  You already know Pisces, however, that getting to harvest does not mean that your task is done.  Then comes curing and trimming, which can be a labor of love.  So remain diligent in your actions, just remember that it feels much less like work when you are pursuing your passions.

Under no circumstances, Pisces, do you need to sacrifice your enjoyments or likes for others or a significant other.  But, you may be floating on cloud 9 and will not hurt to help friends or your lover to achieve the same.  The view from up high is beautiful…you’ll enjoy it even more if there is someone sharing it with you.  This September will be a time in which you will embark upon magical mary jane adventures.  Roll one up, invite your partner, and set off toward a wonderfully smoky horizon.

Pisces August 2016

Stoner Pisces, you’ve encountered great successes and accomplishments during the first half of 2016.  Your energies reached new heights as spring warmed to summer.  Now that the sun is here to stay, at least for a while, it will be crucial that you keep focused on your past achievements and future goals.  Although the weather is good you can expect the universe to challenge you to keep your cool.  But, don’t trip…take a rip.  That sweet smell of our sacred herb will help to remind you of what is most important.  At times a smoky brain can cause us to be sluggish or to become distracted.  In your case the pipe can help to tip your perspective into the side of positivity.

In the workplace you will need to take care of your business before offering a helping hand to coworkers.  While some do best with group projects, tackling tasks solo is your strong suit Pisces.  Jot down your to-dos and cross them off your list one at a time.  It may be best to keep the cannabis at home, however.  Separating work and relaxation time will allow you to decipher what troubles are external or which are self-inflicted.  You can expect work will not come easy, but you will get done everything you wish as long as you keep moving forward.  Only after you have burned through all that you need to get done should you offer help to your peers.

Simply because someone understands your way of thinking does not mean that the person agrees with you.  So, share the cannabis not the confrontation especially if you and your partner may are the best of buds.  Taking a hike will only make it more enjoyable when you decide to take a hit.  But, remember stoner fish, you don’t have to share everything with your lover or family members.  It is okay to take a toke when you are by yourself.  And if you are honest about it Pisces, you may even prefer soaking up some sunny rays with no one around for miles.

Pisces July 2016

Stoner Pisces, sow those seeds and you will see your investments flourish.  Just be sure to not spread yourself too thin.  The beginning months of summer should bring nothing but sunshine and good vibes, but it will be up to you to focus those energies to ensure that you are making progress in the areas that you want to see grow.  Your gut will not lead you astray, so when it says to go ahead and pack that bowl full of some of that ever so sweet sativa, don’t fight the feeling.  That sacred herb growing from magical gardens will only help to keep you grounded.  With a clear mind and a bit of cannabinoids keeping you calm, you will be able to stay on task and accomplish any issues–even the ones that seemed daunting will be manageable when we are able to put our best efforts toward them.

In the workplace avoid tackling those extra complicated tasks alone.  Your peers at work will be more than eager to lend you hand (or share a bowl if the stash jar is getting low).  They will not know that you need help if you don’t ask, however.  Be vocal with your ideas, but don’t ignore advice when others offer.  They are probably offering because they have been through similar situations.  Wisdom can be hard won, so when somebody is willing to help you learn something new without the hardships, embrace the opportunity.  Even though you may be working closely with co-workers this doesn’t mean you have to give everyone the same weight when it comes to making decisions.  In translation; not every idea will be worth keeping.

Just like your peers at work will be generous in sharing their time with you, remember to do the same at home.  Friends and loved ones may need you to help them out with personal issues, so make yourself available.  You may enjoy alone time at home to toke it up, but you already know that smoking with others is more fun for everybody.  If there is someone in your smoking circle that is not vibing with the rest of your folks, send them on their way.  Just because someone enjoys smoking the kind doesn’t mean that person is kind.  Keep the positivity going by sharing the green with those who are willing to keep the peace.  

Pisces June 2016

Pisces, this June should be filled with good times, and maybe even some of the best of times. With the Sun and wind at your back, you may feel like sailing off toward the horizon and leaving it all behind. Although this may sound appealing to fly away, you will find that slowing your roll will allow you to soak up all the positivity that this month will bring. Set your sights on what can be done, more locally. It will definitely not hurt to spend your toking time in an environment that allows you to expand your horizon–even if your favorite smoke spot is the couch. Settle into your newfound groove and keep it movin’. You will surprise even yourself with how serene the sunsets appear as you become more comfortable with your inner-you.

It is not to say, stoner Pisces, that you should take it easy this month at work. But, definitely find the pace at which you will be able to take it steady. Your personal state of Zen will be clear to coworkers and will be reflected in the fantastic quality of your work. You will prove to be an excellent cohort when it comes to collaborating on group projects. But, again, you may find that in order to keep your peace, you may need to keep your smoking circle small. Maybe even go on solo missions. If there is a new trail that you’ve recently discovered but have been waiting to travel, then June is the month. Load up your trail mix and water, and don’t forget your favorite lady Mary Jane. You will find that setting aside this solitary time for reflection will keep you energized for the moments that require you to be a little more present.

Pisces, you will be far from riding the wave during the start of the summer season. In fact, your personal life will be more like a glass pond moved only by the gentle evening breeze. Which will mean that if you do decide to make a splash, your actions will resonate far into the universe. You have the opportunity to shape your surroundings and those closest to you; what kind of impact you make will be up to you. If you are fortunate enough to have a PIC, a “Partner In Chronic,” that is, then the two of you will help each other keep firmly grounded and grow to new heights.

Pisces May 2016

Roll one up stoner Pisces.  And then roll another, and maybe even another to have ready for one of the many countless adventures you may find yourself embarking upon this month.  As long as you have a plan or intended destination it will be okay to stray a little from the designated path.  That is to say, you will be just fine if you decide to ‘blaze’ your own trail for a while—with the preparation time that you’ve put in, you will always be able to find your way back to the beaten roads more travelled.

With summer quickly approaching, your creativity may be nearing full bloom.  In the workplace, this means that problems and issues will not really be problems.  You’ll have the solutions.  Although you know that you can tackle anything that may arise, don’t exclude those around you from contributing or trying to help.  If an idea doesn’t seem like the perfect fit be sure to give it the time it needs to flourish.  Two brains are better than one and the same applies to bowls.  If you’re able to smoke with your work comrades keep the latter in mind.   

While you are busy figuring out the other logistics of life, your relationships are sure to follow suit and fall in line.  The only things to approach with caution are those close to you that are “always” right.  It will be a waste of those sunny days to try to argue or prove these people wrong.  Instead, focus on enjoying the conversation instead of the conflict.  Even if you disagree and you both know the other is wrong, you can both find peace knowing you were able to talk about it to begin with.  But, this should be the exception, not the rule.  Most of your cohorts would much rather take rips WITH you, rather than rips AT you.  So, don’t go looking for conflicts, but you will be able to rest “piece-fully” knowing a difference of opinions does not mean a friendship has to change.

Pisces April 2016

Stoner Pisces, it is springtime—have you planted your seeds yet?  There will be little to harvest during the summer if you do not lay the groundwork now.  The sun is on your side and if you start now, your accomplishments and aspirations will only continue to grow.  When the seedlings pop up, you will be ready for the dirty work of pulling out the weeds.  You care, Pisces, and it shows in the fruits of your labor.  The attention you give to your undertakings will cause the results to blossom beautifully.

With regards to work, keep your focus on the long term.  It is not unlikely that you will fall short of success on some of your goals.  But, if you feel that you are not giving your all to a given project—take a break, and do not feel bad if you have to redirect your efforts or tackle an issue with a different approach.  While some find themselves stuck to the couch after they have enjoyed a couple of tokes of a nice indica, you Pisces remember that we need strong roots in order to grow tall.  The settling quality of this particular strain of the sacred herb will allow you to recoup and regroup.  So you will be rested and ready for whatever the unexpected plants in your lap.

When it comes to personal affairs, think outside the box.  Don’t forget about the home front when considering creative solutions.  Keeping it fresh will keep the good times rolling when it comes to loved ones.  If you are fortunate enough to get to burn some greens with your special someone, then don’t wait to light one up.  Clearing up the small misunderstandings, especially if this is accomplished over a bowl, will save everyone from wasting energies and continue the ebb of positive vibes.

Pisces March 2016

Stoner Pisces, you are beginning to feel an increased vitality as spring approaches.  And it’s okay to get excited, this extra pep-in-your-step will be here for the long run.  This is good because there will certainly be issues for you to overcome.  But, how much these accomplishments drain your energies will largely be up to you.  In general, you might feel like nothing is too big for you to conquer.  Be careful of investing yourself too much into any singular undertaking.  You are more than capable and others will notice this.  While your advice and understanding may be helpful to others, be careful to not expend all your resources before your own business is in order.

With warm weather and new beginnings starting to bloom know that more is yet to come.  You may notice that your investments yield results almost immediately, but remember that you haven’t finished the race, you’ve started a marathon.  Because things at home and the workplace are going smoothly, do not take this for granted.  You will need to continue to invest yourself into these facets in order to keep the good vibes coming.  Grab your piece and continue your pursuit of peace.  You will not have to look very far to find a friend who will join you on your journeys.  Together you will be able to achieve your highest goals.

Towards the end of the month, it will be better to slow your roll: literally 
and herbally.  Oddly enough it isn’t zoning-out that you have to worry about, it’s zoning-in.  Perhaps keeping to the indicas will be a happy compromise.  Although a sativa can be great for increasing creativity, this could also mean your mind risks wondering off to chase every new idea.  If it’s an idea worth pursuing, write it down.  But do not let yourself get distracted by one pursuit particularly.  Keep your mind and your options open, you’ll be surprised not just at what success you can achieve by taking it a bit slower, but perhaps even more surprised at the amount of problems you’ll be able to avoid by looking ahead.

Pisces February 2016

Stoner Pisces, while you would like to help everyone with all of their problems, this month you will not be able to do so.  What you will be able to do is to apply yourself (with the best that you can to find) solutions for as many of these problems as you can.  This doesn’t mean that February will be craze-filled, but rather that you will have to take time to wisely decide where to invest the resources you do possess.  What this may mean Pisces, is that scheduling some time for a few solo smoke sessions will be in order this month.  You might feel like there is no time to relax between work, home life, and the universe swirling around you.  However, rolling a blunt and strolling down the street could prove to be the precise meditation your mind needs to reset so that you are refreshed and ready for the big stuff.

Work will keep you just as busy as the rest of life, so be sure you are getting enough rest to take on the day.  If you are able to strike the balance between work and play, the workplace will seem much less daunting.  February is a month to keep the tokin’ to times appropriate.  If you can do this, you’ll be an indispensable asset at work, a problem solver extraordinaire and will still have some energies to take home with you.

Initially this month, you may feel Pisces that your significant other is adding to your list of concerns.  But, there is a difference between them adding to your to-do-list and simply sharing what is going on in their life.  Although at first you may feel overburdened with what they have dropped into your lap—remember that this is your partner.  Two brains have more problem solving power than one.  Listen to your lover, because while they are bringing you more problems to work on, they are doing this because they trust in your problem solving skills.  The solutions may be as simple as you being their sounding board while the two of you share a freshly packed bowl.  It is said that three is a party, but, together the two of you can be the party planners and troubleshoot potential issues before they become full-blown catastrophes.

Pisces January 2016

Stoner Pisces the fresh start of the New Year will bring a multitude of new endeavors.  The universe will send to you what seems like an unending stream of positivity.  Along with this you’ll receive the energies to direct this positive potential towards whatever you wish.  Make your plans before the pipe happens or little will get accomplished.  Remember that you are still ultimately responsible for how you are to invest your resources.  It may be best to make these kinds of important decisions before you break out the stash.  Once you’ve decided your new direction settle into your new groove with a nice sativa.  Its creativity-producing cannabinoids combined with your concentration will unearth revelations of your skills and abilities of which even you were unaware.

A quick public service announcement for you Pisces:  When it comes to drama in the workplace, let it pass you by and don’t succumb to the temptation of defending yourself, there will be no need.  Those around you might just be jealous that their lives are like a bag filled with stems and seeds and will try to bring you down to their level.  For you, this is a time of no worries–your month will be like a bag of that kind bud, which you got for free!  Just be sure not to remind others of their own shortcomings, and keep it positive.  Instead of downing others, do your best to share the kindness and bring them to your level, which will be cloud nine if you play it right.

When it comes to relationships, whether it be your significant other or family, share that love.  Share the love and your new aspirations because those around you will only benefit.  Your love life will only bud and blossom as long as you keep the small things small and throw your full efforts into keeping your focus on the solutions and not the problems.  Problems will come and go, but if you can keep your eyes on the outcomes you want to see, your love and friendships will only continue to grow

Pisces December 2015

Stoner Pisces, being an inner-workings kind of person, it is safe to say that you know yourself best.  All those moments invested into self-reflection have been your saving grace, and now these introspective habits help you to avoid the miscommunication that other signs frequently encounter.  So, keep it low-key Pisces.  Indicas are going to bring you the relaxation and recreation that the mind requires.  But, don’t try to over reach your potential.  You have all the resources that you need to maintain your inner peace, just be sure to stay rested and ready for your day.

This month, plan a peace pipe session with those closest to you.  If not for your benefit, then consider that those who may make your guest list are in need of your positive presence.  One thing to avoid this December is rushing; when in doubt, burn one down.  You can only improve your outcomes to tricky situations when you allow yourself the time needed to fully focus on the issues at hand.  Perhaps it’s the perfect season to bake up some tasty, herbal-remedies for the wintry blues.  A nice medible may just be the perfect way to unwind, clear the mind and get ready for the coming year.  Remember, that although friends may come to you for guidance, you will be unable to provide useful advice unless you ensure that you take care of your personal needs first.

Although your loved ones will look to your shining light during cloudy times, don’t forget that it is okay to rely on them as well.  It will never be a bad idea to get a second opinion.  If you have a significant other, then access to kind words or insight is right at your fingertips.  Never fear reaching out to your confidants.  They will never mind the burden and both parties will reap the benefits of being able to rely upon having a best bud.  

Pisces November 2015

Stoner Pisces, this November the best plan of action may be as simple as making good plans.  Maybe there is a new art exhibit in a nearby town you’ve been wanting to see.  Or, a new hiking trail a good friend recommended to you that you’ve been aching to climb.  Be sure to pack your bowl, but also, wait until you’ve reached your final destination before you spark it up.  The light may be dwindling as the seasons transition – but this just means you have to be more selective with how you spend the waking hours.

There may be those in the workplace that are looking to veer you from your path of progress.  The best bet is to let those who are bent on creating confusion to be left to their own devices.  You can rest more peacefully knowing that at the end of the day you have your own (smoking) devices to come home to, so don’t worry too much.  Your goals will be easily accomplished as long as you avoid the negative distractions that others hope to send your way.  You can only control your own actions; if someone is trying to throw you off, that just means that person is wasting their efforts because guess what, you got this Stoner Pisces.

Your lover, if you have one, will embrace your peace with you and all should be well.  With no significant complications in the foreseeable future, enjoy and cherish these moments.  If nothing else, break out the ganja and get to celebrating.  While other signs may be struggling with the weather changing, you and yours can toke it up knowing that the universe smiles kindly on you and offers you support in pursuing your loftiest aspirations.