Do you feel IT stoner Scorpio? IT being the building positivity that 2016 is bringing to you. The bling that you are emitting is brighter than any perc in a new water pipe. This first month of the year is a tell tale sign of what to expect for the next 12 months.
Work is where you will shine the brightest this month. You are a trusted individual and one who knows how to get things done. Because of these traits you will find yourself amidst an array of money making deals. Your decision will need to be a quick one so you must trust your intuition. Do not take on more than you can handle. Be confident that you will see an upswing in the color of green. More green in your pocket equals more green in your pipe!
On the home front you may be a bit unavailable due to your work. Be sure to be attentive when you are spending time with your loved ones. Being busy does not leave room for being emotionally absent. If you’re attached make sure you spend some quality time on conversation. Pack up the vape and have a real heart to heart. It will leave you both happier and more content. If you’re single don’t go out of the way to start anything quite yet as you are very busy and may not be able to give someone all that is needed in a fresh relationship. If you choose to start one keep it light as not to disappoint your potential new love.
Stoner Gemini, I can’t say that November will be an easy month for you; so you must be able to take the good in with the bad, and have faith that things will work themselves out. Since the planets have shifted against you, you will be subject to an abnormal amount of negative energies, but only you can ultimately control how they affect you.
Stay focused on the present, trying to improve what you currently have rather than starting anew. Your career might not be continually progressing at the rapid rate you had hoped, or maybe you feel that what you are doing today doesn’t seem to be helping you reach future goals, or maybe you feel like you just can’t get anything right: This is only temporary and the only way to get through it is to keep puffin’ along. Like I said, here and now. Don’t try to overcompensate by biting off more than you can chew. Stay professional, take any criticisms with grace, and know that in good time, everything will fall into place. Work will be the main source of stress this month, so consider some office yoga or mid-day meditation to help keep yourself centered. I would also recommend keeping a sneak a toke handy for emergencies.
Continue to focus on yourself this month. Your overall health will become very important to you during November, and understandably so. When other parts of your life become chaotic, it’s only natural that you would look for control within yourself. Whether you are changing your diet, exercising more, or meditating with help of the sacred herb; let the positive changes flow and manifest from the inside out.
It may feel like the Universe is conspiring against you during November, stoner Taurus. Most aspects of your life will become sources of stress for you. Your career, significant other, friends and family; it will all be directly affected by the negative energies the planets have created for you right now. The most important thing you can do for yourself this month is to remain true to yourself, and put your wants and needs above all others, no matter the outcome.
As far as work is considered, don’t make any permanent decisions unless you are sure that is what YOU want. To avoid any extra tension, you should definitely listen to the input of your co-workers, friends, and family so they know that they are being heard. However, you should completely disregard their opinions and do not factor them into your thought process.
Finances may suffer this month, so avoid any extra spending. I would HIGHly recommend using any extra money on some really good herb to help you smoke about and forget about all the chaos that November will bring. If you end up having multiple nights in with your pipe and Netflix this month, I will not hold it against you, especially since you are having such difficulty connecting with others anyway. Despite what seems like an all-around bad situation, if you keep a positive mind-set you will surely be able to handle anything that is thrown at you, and the shimmering light at the end of the month will not seem so far away.
Sagittarius stoner, you know well that the balance between work and play can be a delicate one. But if you are able to distinguish between the two, October can be a very fruitful time. Remember that you’ve gotten to where you are through your own efforts and success; it is not simply accidental. New experiences are waiting around every turn, but they will be wasted if you are not ready to embrace them.
It will be important to use your weekend for some serious rest and relaxation. A little quality time spent with mary jane on your Saturdays will allow you the time to recharge the batteries and unwind before the weekly grind. But, be sure to remember the medicinal properties of your herbs. Overuse can cause you to be sluggish and you’ll miss opportunities to keep up your speedy pace of accomplishment.
Although it can be assured that people will talk, it is your choice on whether you listen. It is advised that take your time before offering your responses. When it comes to your loved ones, allow yourself the time to give proper considerations to the big issues. If this means enjoying a fresh bowl with just you, the sunset and the trees then do that. Be sure not to disregard the helping hands of others, especially when that help can mean the difference between failure and success. It’s usually a bit nicer at the top of the mountain when you get to share the view–and the herb. With the fall upon is, there will be much time to puff, puff, (pause), pass…and repeat as needed. Listen closely to the conversations had at the smoking circle, the ideas you may find there will be much more substantive than smoke.
You’re set up for some smooth sailing this month, Stoner Taurus. During October, the Cosmos are perfectly aligned to supply you with nothing but positive reinforcements. Overall, life should be pretty “chill”. You are calm and collected, full of energy, and focused. You don’t need to worry about any seriously pressing issues interrupting your flow. You have everything you need to confidently succeed.
Take advantage of all that extra energy you’ve been given this month and put it to good use! You will have many unique opportunities present themselves to you. They will not be necessarily ‘easy’ tasks, but through persistence and self-discipline you should come out on top with minimal setbacks. Believe in yourself, and others will follow. If the workload starts to pile up, it is okay to accept help. Just be sure that the intentions of the person trying to help are of good nature.
As for your personal relationships, keep that cherry lit! It is important that you continue to nourish your relationship, as this is a crucial time for growth. Get creative, and keep things interesting. Use the creative power of a Sativa to help you brainstorm new and exciting activities that you and your partner can enjoy together. If you are a solo-stoner at this time, your true friends will find great joy out of your company, so avoid going into hermit-mode in your down time. Your vibrations are so high right now, Stoner Taurus. It would be a shame to keep to yourself.
Stoner Leo October brings a unique opportunity. There is a cosmic wind that rarely flows through your spiritual dimension. This new wind brings an expansive period of time that will raise the ceiling of possibilities and opportunities for you. These opportunities and possibilities will not smack you in the face or come by luck. You must get your creative juices flowing early in October. Meditation sessions with the sacred herb should help expand your consciousness to match the expanded life platform you will find yourself in. This would be a great month to make mushrooms a part of your diet.
Opportunity is different than luck stoner Leo. You are used to normal patterns of living with normal outcomes and expectations. The universe has expanded what be considered normal for you in October. It will be up to you to take advantage of this opportunity. You must live life with a keen eye for an opportunity outside of your normal sphere of thinking. It will be as if a new wavelength of thinking will be available to you. Fear not stoner Leo, October will not require magic or a new religion. Two important character traits will be the only requirement, self confidence and self belief.
Stoner Leo, you must be proactive and attentive with your loved ones in October. Do not shy away from controversy or drama. Thoughtfulness and your bright personality will get you through any difficult situations with your loved ones. It probably wouldn’t hurt to share some herb with them too!
You won’t need a highly psychoactive strain of sacred herb this month my stoner Aries. Strap yourself in, its going to be a vivid journey for you this fine fall month of October. For starters your working world will become very clear to you. Taking charge and getting the tasks done will be your main goal. You will also be given a lot of leeway in how you choose to get these goals achieved. Keep in mind to be kind, as you may see yourself faced with a decision to remove a team member. This team member is a good man, but not up to the tasks at hand. One of your tasks may be to put together the most productive team possible. This time you must follow logic.
If the long hours of work have you longing for that dab of relaxation, October will prove to be a well balanced time in that aspect. Stoner Aries, you will have more opportunities to bask in the glory of love than you may be able to dream up. You will feel right in que with your partner or potential partner(s) this month. Be sure not to overwhelm them with this all at once. Spread out your love over the entire month. Savor it like your favorite medible and enjoy the ride.
The days are dwindling in their light, stoner Pisces, but your energies are telling you to reach for the stars. This month may feel like an all-time high, but be sure to not lose sight of the ground. If it feels like your accomplishments are coming just a bit too easily, don’t fret, it just means you’ll find something else to be excited about. You have enough “can do” attitude to complete your to-do list and help others accomplish theirs.
Pay attention to your closest buds. They may need you to lend them an ear…and a bowl. But you will be strong enough to provide the support that they require. Enjoy these moments of peace and pipe, rushing from problem to problem can be more tiring than anticipated, and stoner Pisces you have much to get done. Stay away from the more ‘grounding’ strains. It will be better if you can keep light on your feet and ready for what surprises may be next.
Although you feel upbeat and that the sky may be the limit, focus on those closest to you. Spreading yourself too thin will only limit the help you are able to provide to loved ones. Keep to the Sativas, as the uplifting qualities of this sacred plant will support your feelings of inspiration. Remember that just because you yield to a lover does not mean that you’ve lost your own will. Sometimes it is better to meet that person in the middle and find a path that the two of you will be excited to explore.
The simplest path, stoner Aquarius, is not always the correct path. When faced with the decision of quick, or creative responses, go with the latter. Don’t wait for the stars or other people to reveal what is the right choice, be a trailblazer. For that matter, be a blunt blazer. As long as you’ve already picked your destination, it doesn’t matter if you spend a little more time by taking the scenic route. It is recommended that you keep that celebratory joint un-sparked until you reach your final destination. If not, you may allow yourself to become easily distracted and you could end up in completely unknown territory.
This October it is advised to enjoy some of your smoke sessions on the solo. Spending time enjoying your bowls without any external distractions will allow you the time you need to stay focused on what is important. With this in mind, whether or not you include the pipe, the time you spend on self-reflection will prove beneficial. There will be those who offer advice, even if it wasn’t asked for, but you are the one ultimately who is affected. So, remember at the end of the day, the decision is yours and yours alone.
With regards to perhaps that special someone, just because you have a path in mind, doesn’t mean you can’t take small detours. If you have a lover, invite them to join in on some of your smoking time. It is possible to share a path but not sacrifice your preferences. You do not have to fear straying from your goals. However, by allowing yourself to experience someone else’s perspective you will not narrow your path, but instead expand the horizon of your journey.
Stoner Libra, October will have you feeling a little out of your element as pressing (and potentially unpleasant) issues require you to turn the bulk of your attention to the workplace. The Cosmos will be unable to protect you from the negative emanations headed your way. Just remember: If you can maintain mental clarity and strength during this time, you will be able to overcome any obstacles you meet with grace. I would recommend using an Indica strain (in moderation). You’ll benefit from its relaxing properties in stressful times, and avoid the spacey-ness that comes from a Sativa strain. A one-hitter is probably your best bet during the day to avoid over-medicating and losing needed motivation.
You’ve probably knew it was a long time coming, but there are things at work that require immediate action, with some drastic changes in order, especially if you hold any kind of leadership position. Do not let the fear of confrontation deter you, as these issues must be dealt with in a timely fashion. Odds are, you’ve probably let things slide for too long. Your cooperative and fair-mannered approach will be appreciated by all parties involved. If things are left unaddressed, or you choose to let your focus wander, you might find yourself in a downward spiral that will affect you more negatively than anyone else. If you choose this path it may be hard to bounce back from the fallout.
In comparison to work, the other aspects of your life will flow pretty effortlessly. Positive or negative, the outcomes of any personal relationships have already been predetermined by past actions or lack thereof. Don’t allow yourself get distracted with thoughts of what might have been. When one bowl burns out, load a new one. Don’t try to scrape the remaining residue–I assure you, it will never smoke the same. If you can accept things as they are and continue to move forward, you can shift your focus to who and what you hold of highest value.